One kid said to me he owned the entire country of Argentina. Turns out his father was Argentinian and he wanted to sound *cool* after they won the world cup.
@moyai6618
3 ай бұрын
🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
@SkullXgd
3 ай бұрын
Ok but where is the funny
@SkullXgd
3 ай бұрын
Ok but where is the funni
@gamer_glenn5438
3 ай бұрын
You need to look a bit harder to find the funny@@SkullXgd
@hanknewman54
3 ай бұрын
@@SkullXgd you are my hero
@mushymush6902
3 ай бұрын
Love that every kid has the "I just figured out how to lie but don't know what an acceptable level to do it at is" phase hahaha
@the_snacksophone
3 ай бұрын
Yeah, mine wasn’t bad, but I said I did the morning announcements that day in kindergarten, and when my mom wanted to ask my sister (a fifth grader) about it, I told her the fifth grade computer wasn’t working so she wouldn’t have known it was me, and I convinced my sister to go along with it. (One of the few nice things she actually did for me.)
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma
3 ай бұрын
I wouldn't say every kid, I didn't know what an acceptable level to do it at was so I just completely refused to, I spoiled my aunt's Christmas gift for my mom that way
@benjaminjones8782
26 күн бұрын
498tg like
@EG-cm5th
5 күн бұрын
Not every kid; I was the kid who literally didn’t know people did this until I hit high school, and so I was really confused when I would occasionally talk about things that happened or whatever that, to the other person, “sounded” like I was making it up…and I wasn’t, so it was really confusing when they didn’t believe me. Wasn’t until yeeeears later that I finally realized that there’s actually people who make things up to sound cool.
@mels607
4 күн бұрын
@@EG-cm5th same. additionally I'm autistic so my facial expressions, tone, etc. can be "abnormal" and it's caused people to conclude that I'm lying, guilty, manipulating, etc. when I'm just thoroughly confused about their crazy reaction to a face I didn't even know I was making, or a "voice" I was supposedly putting on when I thought I was speaking normally. the idea of making up stories to sound cool honestly gives me so much anxiety lmao I would be so bad at it
@abielreh
3 ай бұрын
Someone in my class used to say his uncle had a lambo in his basement, but it was too shiny to take a picture of.
@incrediblyaveragedonkey8552
3 ай бұрын
My old friend said his "real dad" lived in America and owned several ferraris. Problem was of course, that his "stepdad" was the spitting image of him and could not have looked any more like him. But hey, maybe that's just a coincidence, right? Well no, because perhaps a more pressing matter was that even if this man did exist, he had also said that his "real dad" had been killed in a vicious encounter with an oncoming truck the year before
@Blue-Maned_Hawk
3 ай бұрын
Retroreflectivity can make something impossible to take a flash photograph of, but i don't think that retroreflective lamborghinis exist, although i can imagine that if one were to phone up Rolls Royce and ask for one, _they_'d be up for it if you gave them enough money.
@ZoeP2008
3 ай бұрын
"My uncle has a lambo" "Ooooooh can I see 😮" "No, too shiny"
@LocalSpawnPoint
Ай бұрын
Lend me your house number. Lie supressed.
@TheStellarMars
Ай бұрын
OP might be a crow.
@ThatDiamondGuy1565
3 ай бұрын
I knew a kid named Ethan who claimed to own a shiny Charizard Pokémon card to which I replied that there were only 10 in the world and that it would be a 10 in 8 billion chance that he'd happen to have one, to that he said that he owned all 10.
@kristofladanyi3671
Ай бұрын
Ethan didn't just double down, he OCTUPLED down
@chrismaloney7562
Ай бұрын
Dectupled* 1x10=10
@gogetablue942
Ай бұрын
Seto Kaiba lookin ass
@ethabn4
28 күн бұрын
as an ethan, i apologise for the ethan's lies
@BinkyThePug
14 күн бұрын
Bros dad is Pokemon 💀
@That-VR-Guy123
3 ай бұрын
This kid said they invited Harry Kane over for a BBQ but nobody could come because he 'feared the public'
@大
3 ай бұрын
BBQ big black quack?
@flakeygd
3 ай бұрын
Yeah Harry's been round my house aswell we enjoyed a good burger together
@Timimations
3 ай бұрын
SKKKULLLLLLEEEEEMMOOOOOJJIIIIIIIIII💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Thatonehorrormoviefan
3 ай бұрын
Who’s Harry Kane?
@That-VR-Guy123
3 ай бұрын
Yes.. a big black quack 💀
@DoomSpiderXII
3 ай бұрын
A kid in elementary school told me he was going to build an arcade in his backyard. Then he realized it was too ambitious, so he told me he would instead build an amusement park instead.
@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208
3 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, amusement park is wayyyy less ambitious
@MCAlexisYT
3 ай бұрын
That's way more ambitious 💀
@Your-Average-Nerd
3 ай бұрын
Perchance, is he named Phineas?
@catastropheintended88
3 ай бұрын
@@MCAlexisYT Looks like Matt can do a sequel to the Silly Arguments video
@gamer_glenn5438
3 ай бұрын
@@Your-Average-Nerdyou can't just say perchance.
@luzxii_
3 ай бұрын
when i was younger i basically started a cult, i convinced a group of friends that if we jumped on the sewer drain we would teleport to sky world. we had multiple meetings about this supposed sky world.
@jedcc.
3 ай бұрын
tell me more about this or was it this shallow
@JaneAustenAteMyCat
3 ай бұрын
I hope you didn't turn out to be a cult leader
@cobaltbluesky2276
3 ай бұрын
sounds like something i would have done ngl lmao
@timmiller1
3 ай бұрын
I - I don’t think that’s called “starting a cult.” That’s just this thing kids do called “pretending.”
@tycathedrawer
3 ай бұрын
OH MY GAWSH IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A CULT
@mabolob7966
3 ай бұрын
In year 1 I told my friend that he was actually born in a flower in a big field full of “Jack” flowers (that was his name) and his parents picked him from the field and raised him. He believed me.
@captainsquare6735
3 ай бұрын
Hell nah lmao 🤣
@4floramegamingonarocK
3 ай бұрын
Similar to one of my ocs backstories Nexus was picked off of a nexillian tree
@swan_flute12
3 ай бұрын
I thought that said year 11 at first and I was like damn he must be really gullible if he believed you at that age
@birmoth1
3 ай бұрын
When I was a child I thought the car was invented in Germany by a man named Otto. That's why its called the Ottomobile.
@mateorios1636
3 ай бұрын
Ur not wrong about the country who invented it
@arjunmadan318
3 ай бұрын
Just change 'Otto' to 'Karl' and you'll be allright.... wait a minute, is that why we call them 'cars'? OMG WTF did I just find out 😂
@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733
3 ай бұрын
@@arjunmadan318 no lol. car is a word that existed before and referred to certain kinds of horse-drawn vehicles (ex. a jaunting car or "jarvey").
@casualchaofan5364
3 ай бұрын
@@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733 r/wooooosh
@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733
2 ай бұрын
@@casualchaofan5364 yeah I probably did but given the sheer amount of actual idiots who infest the internet can you really blame me for assuming I was dealing with one of them?
@smashtacklersofficial
3 ай бұрын
When I was about 9, I was in a summer camp where we learned how to use 3D printers. One kid told me that he had a 3D-printed prosthetic heel. I asked him how he got it. He told me that one night, a criminal broke into his house and set it on fire. The kid attacked the criminal and subdued him, but his heel was badly injured. The kid also told me that his sister died in the fire, but most of her vital organs were recovered and his family planned to put them in a robot body "as soon as the technology becomes available."
@rainsparks29
3 ай бұрын
I for one think we should be investing our resources into the creation of robobabies for families like this
@shadowtd9982
3 ай бұрын
South park orgin story 💀
@HyperfixationRuler
3 ай бұрын
LMAO@@shadowtd9982
@rainsparks29
3 ай бұрын
I am JUST realising this said 'robot body' and not 'robot baby' but I maintain my original statement
@saturniidspectre
3 ай бұрын
I'm imagining the sister's brain just floating in a tube like Cain from RoboCop 2.
@katherine9505
3 ай бұрын
In elementary school, we had a group of girls who tried convincing everyone that they were all werewolf-wolf like creatures. One tried convincing us she was part whale and that poachers were after her 🤷♂️
@cr_chain
3 ай бұрын
"So where can we find the werewolf and whale kids"
@Rapidfire370
3 ай бұрын
If you know what furries are (and they know as well) the perfect response would be "Oh so you're a furry..." I wonder how that'll end
@LuckySketches
3 ай бұрын
@@Rapidfire370 There's a pretty significant chance they were in fact furries (or on the road to becoming such) and this was their way of expressing that.
@xylophone_888
3 ай бұрын
@@Rapidfire370 maybe rather therians, furries just engage with fictional characters in their free time
@kitkatboard
3 ай бұрын
@@xylophone_888 Yeah but I'm sure most people who ended up in the furry fandom roleplayed as the dog/cat while playing House.
@SUPREMEducko
Ай бұрын
One time in like first or second grade there was this one kid who was wearing a bracelet from one of these school events that he claimed could turn him into any Sonic the Hedgehog character. His shirt even caught on fire once. He also told my sister that he inserted metal rods into his arm and made it really strong.
@amateurcritic6247
3 ай бұрын
As a 5 year old, my mom told me I was secretly a half elf princess from the land of Wynken, Blynken and Nod to convince me to go to bed. I proceeded to repeat this lie to my entire class and was incredibly offended when anyone said I was lying.
@Azeriiall
3 ай бұрын
the irony of this is i dont think D&D half elves have to sleep
@Azeriiall
3 ай бұрын
the irony of this is i dont think D&D half elves have to sleep
@lettuce_soup5557
3 ай бұрын
That’s on your mom
@I1like1wood1ash
3 ай бұрын
@@Azeriiallthere are more elves out there than DnD elves tho
@Athyxer
3 ай бұрын
When i was younger i was convinced that was a jedi, a wolf, hell, even god
@大
3 ай бұрын
you're not the main character buddy 😭🙏
@Athyxer
3 ай бұрын
I WAS CONVINCED I WAS😭😭
@teaoftraffic
3 ай бұрын
WE ARE ALL THE SIDE CHARACTERS, BUCKO
@SirAspenMoon_TheGoodestGoodBoy
3 ай бұрын
nice. I knew I was stupid. I tried eating my own shit thinking it was a raisin
@JustAHuman101
3 ай бұрын
SAME LMAO
@alexanderreynolds6018
3 ай бұрын
When I was in my early 20s I worked at a small chain pet food shop. One of my coworkers must have been a pathological liar as a child because he was a pathological liar as a 26-year-old man. He told me his mom worked for the CIA doing "top secret stuff" and was regularly dropped off by the CIA at their house via helicopter. He told me about several instances where his professors in college were so impressed by his proficiency in the subject that they requested he give the lecture for the day. On a couple of these occasions the professor would then give a pop quiz and every single student in the class got an A because he taught so well. Best of all, he told me his dad owned the company. That we worked for. The actual owner of which I had met in person a few months prior and who had no children, only dogs, which was a factoid included in the introductory training for the position both I and Justin held.
@isoceptic
3 ай бұрын
One of my friends said: "Yeah, I've actually been the first person to download Fortnite, I have proof, but my Xbox broke. I came over, and his Xbox was still working, and, he only downloaded fortnite in 2019
@victimofmagicapollo
3 ай бұрын
that's because his dad was the ceo of xbox and got him a new one
@Edward-cb5fc
3 ай бұрын
You have proof, you just don’t have proof
@Fritz_A.
3 ай бұрын
Funny enough, my fortnite account Is actually almost as Old as fortnite, but I didn't play it until chapter 5.
@darthbooman
3 ай бұрын
my dad owns fortnite he can confirm for your friend
@isoceptic
3 ай бұрын
dude I love these replies
@afreen5058
3 ай бұрын
The memory erasing lie is actually super clever!
@UselessGus
3 ай бұрын
I think this was a joke lol
@fa1ryf0x3s
3 ай бұрын
I had forgotten about _my_ 'that one kid' until this. I sat next to her on the bus a few times and each and every time time she'd lie to my face. There was a gated-off area on the side of the road and she told me she had gone there once and found live dinosaurs that she tamed, and another time she said she knew how to count to ten in Finnish. She demonstrated by just reciting it in English but adding "-ah" to the end of each number. Then she claimed she could scale the biggest tube slide. She failed.
@theaverageaardvark9864
3 ай бұрын
Girl claimed her parents left her in their car boot by accident and she lived there now and had to survive by “drinking rain” 😂
@pandakatiefominz
3 ай бұрын
I knew a girl who lied about nearly everything, but the one I REALLY remember was that she claimed (while we were in, I believe, 7th or 8th grade) had already visited, China, Japan, and Korea. I, wise to her tricks by now, asked, "Which Korea? Did you go to North Korea or South Korea?" And she looked at me, thought about it for a few moments, and answered, "...both." She was then adamant she had definitely visited North Korea and she said it was awesome
@lukefriesenhahn8186
3 ай бұрын
The fact that she thought North Korea was awesome: 💀
@arjunmadan318
3 ай бұрын
@@lukefriesenhahn8186 the propaganda got to her. That's what it's made for. Kim Jong un wants to create a club of fangirls.
@polymations
Ай бұрын
@@lukefriesenhahn8186💀💀💀💀
@TheDanishGuyReviews
3 ай бұрын
I went to school with a pathological liar. I am so dedicated to telling the truth at all times, that I still haven't forgiven him for never admitting he was full of shit.
@isitsweet9567
3 ай бұрын
These kinds of lies, or gaslighting?
@afreen5058
3 ай бұрын
You have issues.
@bumblerbree
3 ай бұрын
a girl once told me she was the princess of australia, don't think she realised australia has the same royalty as the uk.
@snake-stuff
Ай бұрын
i knew a kid who claimed his house was a roller coaster so i tried to impress him by saying mine was a rock climbing wall
@DuskyDoesStuff_
3 ай бұрын
My friend used to tell me that she had magical powers and could see ghosts, she also told me that she was that fire fairy from winx club 💀💀
@descendantgaming5410
3 ай бұрын
She thought she was Bloom? Why did she think that? I'm genuinely curious!
@kiddieos
3 ай бұрын
NOT WINX CLUB 😭😭💀
@wysteria.
3 ай бұрын
@@descendantgaming5410 probably just really liked the character, which imo is lame because flora is clearly the best
@genericname2747
3 ай бұрын
How old were you guys??
@MewAnzu5TiploufGirl
3 ай бұрын
lmao this made me laugh despite not being into the show at all This remembers me how I found a forum about little girls wanting to become fairies once.
@distorted_piano7696
3 ай бұрын
imagine, undertale has just come out, little 5th grade me was obsessed. i told all the kids in my class i was Frisk and i finally made it back to the surface after being stuck in the underground all summer. I claimed to have a phone that i would talk to sans undertale on, but i couldn’t bring it to school because of the ‘government’
@retr0color
3 ай бұрын
in 1st grade i told my parents that the girl who bullied me at the time only got coal for christmas. i think i just wanted to live my own little vengeful fantasy
@mar35962
3 ай бұрын
oh :((
@UzumakiNaelricyZ
2 ай бұрын
Sad and relatable :/
@speedingpacman
3 ай бұрын
I created a game in 2nd grade, with powers and levels of course, and there was a kid who joined halfway through and claimed to have the most powerful attack, because 'he played the beta version, and his skills transferred to the full game'
@LuckySketches
3 ай бұрын
Ha, you can't fool me 2nd grader! That's just the plot of Sword Art Online.
@nothingtoseehere9648
14 күн бұрын
It's even better when you tell a lie and the universe is just working in your favor and the lie becomes reality
@SirTurnerTalks
3 ай бұрын
“My elbows are registered weapons in eleven countries “
@porgnotfound3170
3 ай бұрын
when i was in middle school. one of the kids said he was a navy seal, had 4 kids a wife, and a mansion. I told him to prove it and he replied with, "cant we divorced"
@bucketofchicken8325
3 ай бұрын
he was wise beyond his years
@HyruleanGremlin
Ай бұрын
One kid in middle school told me that, when he was in preschool, his canines were so sharp that he had to get them filed down by a dentist because he kept biting people.
@ShadowsightSolos
3 ай бұрын
One time a kid claimed to have a pet fox and a pet bear. The fox was called Melody and the bear was called “Crushing Skull”. This kid kept bragging about how cool his pets were and how dangerous they were (crushing skull destroyed a helicopter once apparently). Then one day, it was almost pet day, and everyone surrounded him on the playground and asked him to bring Melody and Crushing Skull to Pet Day, and he said “I’ll think about it” On pet day, he brought a goldfish named John and said it was too dangerous to bring Melody and Crushing Skull here and that Donald Trump would kill him if he brought Crushing Skull there. And that’s when most people knew he was faking it. But some people still believed it and continued to gather around him at recess. Sometimes I like to listen in because I have no friends. He has added John the goldfish to his stories, and now John is a celebrity to people at my school.
@Bob3D2000
3 ай бұрын
The second to last sentence in that comment really brought the mood down.
@ucantSQ
3 ай бұрын
Pretty cool he lets his goldfish play with his fox and bear. Must have been one kickass goldfish.
@admiralAlfonso9001
3 ай бұрын
Wholesome 100
@mirandahoney
3 ай бұрын
Honestly, this is adorable. Lol. It's good that kids are using their imaginations.
@Kitty-the-Bunny
3 ай бұрын
I love the contrast between those names.
@Kajra87
3 ай бұрын
I remember one time in primary school a girl came running in from the rain claiming to have just been struck by lightning. Not only was it absolutely absurd, but it was also really messed up as another one of the students had lost his father to a lightning strike earlier in the year, so this little brat was just trying to ‘copy’ that to get attention
@ethanlewis7396
Ай бұрын
For the entirety of kindergarten I introduced myself as “Captain Jack Sparrow” and insisted that everyone call me that
@theresahaironthescreen
22 күн бұрын
People would've been calling you Captain Jack all day if you would've had a top hat /ref
@PxweredBxnny
2 ай бұрын
when i was 8 me and my best friend were able to convince one of our friends we were vampires, he genuinely believed it and thought he saw us making things float
@Flyingbat888
3 ай бұрын
My friend once convinced me into thinking he was herobrine from Minecraft. He said he hacked every server ever.
@VikeshCreationz
3 ай бұрын
PLEASE say his name was Brian or something
@vortexlegend101
Ай бұрын
That kid at my school said his dad hunted dinosaurs, and all sorts of stuff like that. I’ve met his dad, turns out he’s a pretty famous actor, WHY DID HE EVEN NEED TO LIE?!
@squidaroni
3 ай бұрын
some girl at my elementary school convinced people that there was a starbucks in her house
@idkmate62
Ай бұрын
When Prince Harry and Princess Meghan were married, my teacher came to school wearing a plastic tiara and convinced all the gullible children that she was invited to their wedding.
@tepigninja7198
Ай бұрын
My best friend growing up through school was that kid, except he do that all the time. He would get me hyped up for new movies and games I liked, but they obviously never happened. Eventually I just stopped believing it all and just politely nodded, young me was WAAAY too nice to tell him he was full of it. He did this pretty much every year up until we reached High School.
@TrooperStorm80
3 ай бұрын
When I was in yr7, if you asked this kid in my class where he was from he would just say “Planet Uranus”
@bunnylovar8
3 ай бұрын
8 years ago when I was 7 a kid told me he’d give me $1m so I got him to write down a formal promise and he never gave it to me so I framed the promise and still have it to this day
@vitoisadoll
2 ай бұрын
hey, if someday in the future he gets succesful enough, you could contact him and show him, at least as a joke, it would be kinda heartwarming reminiscing about that together, but what if he takes it seriously! lol imagine
@Lane.r
3 ай бұрын
I once knew a kid in elementary school who said that when he went bowling, he fell through the floor and got to bowl in the basement of the building.
@littlegilly7969
3 ай бұрын
He told the class that he went to Japan over the weekend… it’s a 12 hour flight both ways and not to mention the jet lag
@kristofladanyi3671
3 ай бұрын
"Have fun dying from sleep deprivation"
@starsaredizzy
12 күн бұрын
me as a kid was weird, i was a delusional kid who wanted to live in a fantasy world so i fully convinced myself i was a witch throughout years 3-5 in primary school and would tell those who were mean to my friends that i will curse them. It wasnt that i did it to get attention though, i full on deadass believed i was a witch from a fairytale land which had queens and kingdoms etc. and nobody rattled that faith in me until i was in year 6 and honestly, i dont remember how or why i stopped. I just did.
@TheForestHawk
2 ай бұрын
One of my friends in grade 1 somehow successfully convinced me that half of him was crushed in a freak accident but his dad along with all the big tech companies rebuilt him the other half and that he was half robot💀
@Croclover431
3 ай бұрын
Getting flashbacks to Jeremy who said he got Taylor Swift and Kanye West pregnant at the same time... good times.
@watchmychannelorelse
3 ай бұрын
impregnating kanye west 😭
@mhm-2636
2 ай бұрын
i once told my whole class that the purple amulet i wore had my long lost sorcerer sister trapped inside of it 💀
@MaryamKamaly08
3 ай бұрын
6:19 THAT KID IS A GENIUS
@rileymcdaniel5271
Ай бұрын
Once dated a girl my freshmen year of highschool. These are some of the lies she tried getting me to believe. • she's a vampire and her entire family is made up of vampires and have been alive for centuries(and so on, think typical bad vampire movie writing) • tried pretending to be a different person using her own phone to see if I'd cheat on her. In the same moment tried telling me the "different person" that texted me had found the phone randomly near a lake surrounded by trees • tried telling me said lake turned red like blood and there was a girl near it that she got the phone from and then suddenly stopped pretending and started trying to convince me she seen me cheating with that "random girl" who texted me. (Didn't work, can't gaslight me I have a narcissistic mother lmao) I'm sure there was more but I can't remember much more past that as I have a bad memory, she did move schools a couple weeks later and I've never seen her again lmao.
@afreen5058
3 ай бұрын
Some of these are adorable. Saying your mother invented the round cookie? That’s so cute.
@ana.wordswordswords
3 ай бұрын
i lied all the time about random things. being allergic to strawberries, being from canada, having a bunch of kittens, and my favorite stuffed animal being sentient and magical, and that I saw it glowing on the ground while i was walking in the woods behind my house one day, and that i had some kind of magical soul link with it.
@Frillicat067
16 күн бұрын
He told everyone his uncle was “Weird Al” Yankovic and that he was a background actor in every Star Wars movie.
@jakedoesyoutube
Ай бұрын
Knew a kid who said that he: -Lived at an army base when he was 3 (seemed more like he lived in a battlefield based off of his description) -His dad was a doctor, a firefighter, and a soldier -The multi-jobbed dad is his stepdad, his real dad is the greek god Poseidon and his mom is Athena. We became friends once he stopped lying, because he was actually pretty cool aside from that bs.
@AnythingButBecky1127
18 күн бұрын
Poseidon and Athena? Bro clearly doesn't know his mythology
@YamamotoTV2021
3 ай бұрын
When I was six or seven, whenever anyone asked for my age, I'd tell them that I was as old as the United States.
@Slipstream317
3 ай бұрын
you were probably telling the truth
@emmie-c8t
3 ай бұрын
I went to school with a kid who insisted my middle school boyfriend was gay. oh- wait, that wasn’t a a lie!
@gravityflops
9 күн бұрын
one time in third grade, i found a pair of glasses in the computer room, i told all my friends that i had them because i USED to need glasses but i “don’t anymore” as if my eyes had just magically healed. i have 20/20 vision
@nicestpancake
3 ай бұрын
For the entirety of 6th grade, I had my grade entirely convinced I'd never heard a curse word. Aside from several other factors, I was also an avid, open Homestuck fan. I guess they never even bothered to look it up, lol.
@ivorywizard
3 ай бұрын
LMAO-
@ceazclair137
3 ай бұрын
Did you ever recover from being a homestuck fan /hj
@nicestpancake
3 ай бұрын
@@ceazclair137 yeah dw FNAF cured me ♡ /hj
@ceazclair137
3 ай бұрын
@@nicestpancake congratulations on your recovery ! Har har har har har har har 🐻
@craig1538
3 ай бұрын
Years ago this bloke from work told a group of us that when he and his teenage son were out fishing his lad was bursting for a shit so he had to take a dump in the river they were fishing in. Hours later they caught a huge fish and when they got it home and cut it open inside was the turd his son had shat out earlier.
@jonpatchmodular
3 ай бұрын
I choose to believe
@craig1538
3 ай бұрын
@@jonpatchmodular 🤣🤣👍
@euosvarietychannel6986
3 ай бұрын
Okay the memory eraser one is the smartest out of all of these I think
@Jacob4Mss
3 ай бұрын
Cute pfp!!! Silly!!!! :3
@bthecool
Ай бұрын
4:51 The funniest thing about that is even if he did run that fast, that wouldn't even be close to the speed of light. Light can travel around the earth seven times in one second, outrunning this person by a lot.
@misael64
3 ай бұрын
One of my elementary school classmates said in 2nd grade that he saw "the Headless Mule" (a folkloric character here on Brazil) running down the highway, and that the Saci Perere (also a folclorical character) made he fall off his bike.
@kurtsurban2081
6 күн бұрын
One kid kept saying that he was considered for a gameshow in Vietnam, but couldnt because of scheduling issues, claimed his uncle was stealing money from him, and that he could use a bo staff, that if a building did not have a feature that they forgot to implement it, and that they airlift bulldozers into our school to do renovations. He was 14 like me
@kyiscray
Ай бұрын
I knew a kid that said he had a robotic leg, and that his dad had an xbox 360 gaming van that would give you infinite gamerscore
@matttheguy4
3 ай бұрын
This kid named Luca claimed he climbed Mount Everest. The entire class laughed
@PowerTower694
3 ай бұрын
A friend of mine lied about getting stabbed in the eye by his brother, which was why he wore an eyepatch. It really was just him focusing more on his bad eye.
@TheReaIToad
3 ай бұрын
The lightsaber that can cut through bread Ah yes the Bread Saber
@cindygauthier8567
3 ай бұрын
They’ve got one in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. It toasts bread while you cut
@GamingDude2009
8 күн бұрын
One time in 2nd grade (3rd year) this kid named Kevin told the whole class that he had 5 Nintendo Switches, and the best thing is, being 7 years old we all said “why do you need 5?”
@Saltine_Cracker446
3 ай бұрын
I told everyone i had a black hole under a table in my living room and that i had a 'evil twin sister' who lived there.
@Paige-kp7jf
3 ай бұрын
5:14 is actually hilarious because Canada has free health care, America doesn't, and LA is a very expensive part of the country 😅
@supersmashseandx1991
3 ай бұрын
8:33 holy shit that's me
@thod-thod
3 ай бұрын
V funny lie, only one I shared w my friends
@supersmashseandx1991
3 ай бұрын
@@thod-thod thank you
@eqrinn
3 ай бұрын
oh my golly gosh
@supersmashseandx1991
3 ай бұрын
@@McCloud2006 yee haw
@terrariapro147
3 ай бұрын
send your friend loaves of bread anonymously until he finds out
@burnv06
3 ай бұрын
5:36 at first I misread that as “I pretended to be Saturn” lol
@B0az0n
3 ай бұрын
Well he does sound full of gas
@cactifreezus2173
Ай бұрын
I somehow managed to convince myself that all humans were actually termites
@sirrayveltal8610
16 күн бұрын
Had some kid from my school insist on the fact that his sister is older than his mom, and then just started going off on some tangent about O'Reilly Auto Parts instead of elaborating.
@GARLIC_DRAGONS
3 ай бұрын
I convinced my friends in the first grade that my grandma had 5 cats and 5 dogs, and the cats almost got attacked by a hyena.. they actually believed it 💀
@itsaducklin
Ай бұрын
thats the lamest lie ive ever heard a first grader say, ofc they believed it
@stanleygagner
3 ай бұрын
A girl in second grade claimed she slept on 3 mattresses stacked on top of each other and that her house was a cube.
@Mx.muffin
3 ай бұрын
Well, houses ARE technically just a mesh of cubes and rectangles
@strogonoffcore
3 ай бұрын
i do sleep on 2 mattresses tho, so it's not hard to do that on 3
@Icelandic88
Ай бұрын
I know a kid who said he had a parasite bite him and started controlling him as an explanation for why he had a cut. He also said the parasite gave him special powers like teleportation and cheetah speed.
@octopusprobably5544
3 ай бұрын
My old best friend once told me that he invented Captain Falcon but Nintendo stole it from him.
@DehydrationCat
2 ай бұрын
When I was in first grade there was this kid who claimed that he has a robotic arm because of a dangerous plane crash. Whenever I asked him to prove it he made up excuses.
@DitzyNizzy2009
3 ай бұрын
I had a friend at school who said that his father was the local MP and that he had made it illegal for pizzas to be square.
@theefficientguy7202
27 күн бұрын
8:37 fuck i told you to keep that a secret, you got me
@adamseward3567
16 күн бұрын
1:41 He might not have invented Pokémon, but he definitely was trying to catch ‘em all.
@Yipper64
3 ай бұрын
6:15 this one is extremely clever. You cant say that didnt happen, how could you know?
@5alpha23
2 ай бұрын
The parents of these kids must be quite the characters...
@dexedrinedipshit
3 ай бұрын
i knew at least 3 of these kids at one of the elementary schools i went to, i don't remember too many details but i do remember one of them telling me that she broke her spine and she's also pregnant and that the guy in the just dance level for "can't hold us" was her uncle (we were in 4th grade)
@Via-zk3kk
3 ай бұрын
When I was in kindergarten, a kid in the nurse's office convinced me he was secretly Santa's elf. He told me his parents were elves too and I fully believed him. He then handed me a drawing he made of himself making toys and I took it home and showed it to my parents like it was Dora the Explorer's autograph.
@melissacooper8724
12 күн бұрын
How did your parents react to that? Did they tell you that the boy was lying or did they play along?
@elliottmcleandeboer
3 ай бұрын
"Tazed himself to sleep every night" is one of the funniest character traits I've ever heard
@serenegenerally
3 ай бұрын
Literally could be a D&D character trait
@40Ccents
3 ай бұрын
@@serenegenerally funny, i saw d&d yesterday in barnes & noble
@serenegenerally
3 ай бұрын
@@40Ccents haha, I have two of the books lol
@helenalena6193
3 ай бұрын
As someone with insomnia, the tazer isn't the part I'm jealous about lol
@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree
3 ай бұрын
*Oompaville.mp3*
@ashaler__
Ай бұрын
The only time I remember doing this was when I was like 7 and said I had an exoskeleton. I did not know what an exoskeleton was. Thankfully, some girl near me said that the word "skeleton" was deathly terrifying to her, and so everyone forgot my obvious lie to go and scream "SKELETON! SKELETON!" at her
@fishOnSkates
6 күн бұрын
Spooky scary exoskeletons send shivers down your spine
@maddykirin8981
3 ай бұрын
Classmate of mine claimed her uncle had been to space. No one believed her. She was not lying. He came in one time for a presentation. Cool stuff.
@princessthyemis
3 ай бұрын
Oh wow!!!
@mrfancypanzer549
3 ай бұрын
My uncle was an astronaut, or that's what he told the guy from the phone company, they wanted to put his occupation with his phone number in the phone book
@BENDYKILLER698
3 ай бұрын
the coolest thing ive ever done is eat mud. k seriously tho i do a lot of cool stuff but no on appreciates it, im kinda uses to it now but at least my friend always appreciates my glory
@yukitai9063
3 ай бұрын
@@BENDYKILLER698, don't sell yourself short. It take guts (both metaphorical and literal) to eat mud. The grittiness, potential for decomposing bodies, and likelihood of plastic, fecal matter, and cigarette pieces would make most people refrain from trying. Then theres the matter of soil, tiny pebbles, rubbish, and other stuff that require literal guts to digest.
@BENDYKILLER698
3 ай бұрын
@@yukitai9063 true lol
@obamabingchilling
3 ай бұрын
The memory eraser kid was a genius
@IcedCoffeBestCoffee
3 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😭
@upinflamez
3 ай бұрын
Lol, that was me 😂
@pikmintopia
3 ай бұрын
@@upinflamez oh god its a different lying kid
@amproliknugget
3 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing
@sunflowerfoxs
3 ай бұрын
I think he had to be lying, because there aint no way that he thought of that as a second grader, but if he did then round of applause to him.
@_..poppyseed.._
3 ай бұрын
In kindergarten; “I can’t drink water, I can only have FIGI water, because I’m allergic to regular water”
@howdoipickaname9815
2 ай бұрын
you mean FIJI
@LocalSpawnPoint
Ай бұрын
@@howdoipickaname9815 "I can't Fiji, I only drink FIGI"
@Soundwave-115
Ай бұрын
@@LocalSpawnPointfive g
@prosto_a_user
5 күн бұрын
Blud was enderman
@LocalSpawnPoint
4 күн бұрын
@@prosto_a_user Endermen couldn't drink ANY water..
@ToButterflyAPimp
3 ай бұрын
My younger sister is this kid. She constantly claims that she remembers the day I was born. She's 10. I'm nearing 17.
@Muchacho1994
3 ай бұрын
I didn't realize what was wrong with this until I read it a few times.
@LilacMonarch
3 ай бұрын
she was watching in the pre-life
@Azeriiall
3 ай бұрын
she saw you get born in her dreams
@bedrock30_
3 ай бұрын
Nah cause my little sister did this too when she was like 3-5, insisted she was "watching from the stars"
@theemperorsnake1679
3 ай бұрын
Yo matt rose if you see this do a video about the funniest things students/professors heard someone say in class
@lorraineaver
2 ай бұрын
My classmate from primary school once told me "I'm a vampire.... Don't tell anyone.." And then proceeded to act like a "real" vampire in the *sunlight* while wearing fake halloween vampire teeth. When i told her "Vampires burn from sunlight.", she got embarrased and ran away from me.
@RaiderNation816
2 ай бұрын
Could’ve been a daywalker
@LocalSpawnPoint
Ай бұрын
@@RaiderNation816 eek.
@LocalSpawnPoint
Ай бұрын
She also has a shadow. Vampires don't really have shadows according to my logic
@WeirdWimp
Ай бұрын
@@LocalSpawnPointI think it’s reflections not shadows
@KvS1x3
23 күн бұрын
@@WeirdWimp tbf, there are a lot of weird one off vampire rules from different media and cultures. The shadow one is uncommon, but is a thing. It's supposedly because they don't have a soul, though I don't know how that would effect casting a shadow.
@IAmLeanBeefus
3 ай бұрын
Knew a kid who said he was Isaac Newton and that he invented gravity. And that he invented football, gravy, and Mario Kart 💀
@supersmashseandx1991
3 ай бұрын
With a c?
@IAmLeanBeefus
3 ай бұрын
@@supersmashseandx1991 autocorrect lmao
@supersmashseandx1991
3 ай бұрын
@@IAmLeanBeefus lol
@jamescheddar4896
3 ай бұрын
I always wanted to fly in strange machines
@matthewkendrick8280
3 ай бұрын
I read this in Matt Rose’s voice
@lavender9844
3 ай бұрын
As a little kid, I legitimately believed that I was an undercover mermaid who could control the weather
@poofballoon
3 ай бұрын
Why?!
@Matt_Rose
3 ай бұрын
Incredible idea for a TV show..
@roomsickgirlsescape
3 ай бұрын
i did too. i have never had an original experience before
@Just__Alex
3 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose lol
@Culk-kb4fn
3 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Roseif it was real or if the protagonist thought they had powers?
@Ethereal_cheeseburger
3 ай бұрын
Tazing yourself to sleep is metal af
@tezereth
3 ай бұрын
I said the EXACT same thing when I saw this part it's crazy
@GeezSus
3 ай бұрын
metal? like the music or an actual metal conductor?
@marthmallow7420
3 ай бұрын
hmm. accidental pun is srill warm. looks like there's a jokester about @@GeezSus
@fromandtounknown6575
3 ай бұрын
idk i feel like michael reeves would be into that
@Pro-gressive
3 ай бұрын
Would be horrifyingly sad if it was to stop the PTSD nightmares.
@danuostret1900
3 ай бұрын
A girl in my class said her great grandpa killed Hitler She seemed so confident saying that
@Thatonehorrormoviefan
3 ай бұрын
Imagine if you said “Well my great grandpa was in the war so maybe they both know each other” I wonder what the girls response would be 🤔
@chickenfarmer321
3 ай бұрын
oh no
@LadyVenus125
3 ай бұрын
I hate this lie sm. Hitler killed himself. 💀💀💀
@大
3 ай бұрын
ok
@CheeseConsumer
3 ай бұрын
My friends great great great grandfather was hienrich himmler 💀💀
@simonpugh3731
Ай бұрын
I once actually got away with the dog ate my homework excuse because my teacher once doubted when someone said their homework burned up in a fire only to later find out their house burned down. I never actually finished that assignment.
@mels607
4 күн бұрын
I had a permission slip blow out of my hands in a strong wind, land on the school roof, and then fly away who-knows-where, the day I was bringing it in. got called a liar when I explained what happened & even got some kind of minor punishment I think, idek what the slip was for or why the teacher was so mad
@mcfixer9503
2 күн бұрын
couldnt finish it cos your dog ate it, huh?
@ChaostessX3
3 ай бұрын
Knew a kid named Jet who said when he was born he beat the doctor up, jumped out the window, and drove a police car away.
@GELTONZ
3 ай бұрын
I choose to believe him based solely on the fact that his name is Jet.
@Bulbeargettingpayment
3 ай бұрын
Borned into the world and immediately chooses violence. wth on this kid's head? he do have nice name.
@ChaostessX3
3 ай бұрын
@@GELTONZ LOL
@FanMan_jpg
3 ай бұрын
He did not say that, stop capping🙏
@PrysmixMusic
3 ай бұрын
@@GELTONZ same
@breadkrz
3 ай бұрын
My friend tried to convince me that he was actually so tired because every night he had to work as the nightguard in five nights at freddys
@breadkrz
3 ай бұрын
Two other friends at the time tried to convince me one of them was a werewolf and the other was a vampire, and when I tried to play along saying i was a vampire too they were like "noooo you're not, we can tell"
@Xueiiu
3 ай бұрын
har har har har har 🐻🎩
@alilplant
3 ай бұрын
my friend told me everytime she fell asleep she would be transported to another world where she had to work as an assassain or something. you know, a normal job for an 8 year old to do
@breadkrz
3 ай бұрын
@@alilplant lmfao very normal
@cloudbrooks
3 ай бұрын
dude i have a sleeping disorder and that is a wayyy more fun explanation than "im tired cause i have sleep apnea, karen. leave me alone"
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