Anyone who irons their bedsheets every morning is 100% a serial killer
@IkaroJesse
8 ай бұрын
100% Agreed
@jamesgoldring1052
8 ай бұрын
serial killers don't care about nothing they live in filth
@clive0494
8 ай бұрын
Why?
@user-qp1vg2ur8b
8 ай бұрын
@@clive0494psychopathic behavior
@Daipnemon
8 ай бұрын
also someone who doesnt go to college or work lol
@snowyfox_01
8 ай бұрын
Bro's got that Patrick Bateman morning routine
@jmwblue
8 ай бұрын
I thought the exact same thing.
@tracytabitha
8 ай бұрын
Mahn he even looks like him😂😂
@IClimbMountainsToBeFree
8 ай бұрын
fr
@drjonesey5
8 ай бұрын
YES lol
@TheVoiceofTheProphetElizer
8 ай бұрын
Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.
@user-op1ug8bu3k
5 күн бұрын
Пов: утро сына маминой подруги
@Frog_top
12 сағат бұрын
Сын маминой подруги состоит на учёте в пдн, так что тут пролёт;)
@Milk_cho382
4 сағат бұрын
А я ДоЧь МаМиНоЙ пОдРуГи, но совершенно не такая, я просто учусь на отлично и всё. Ну и мама моя не хвастается, надеюсь не считается хвастовством то что я говорю
@_shich_
12 күн бұрын
School: "beginning at 8:00" I am at 7:60:
@slenusrenus
8 ай бұрын
this man saw american psycho and made it his personality 😭😭
@alexisbaker578
8 ай бұрын
Deadass what I was thinking lmao
@Anudorini-Talah
8 ай бұрын
boy*
@BartholomewJenkins69420
8 ай бұрын
lmfao
@billyboy1er
8 ай бұрын
Bro made Patrick Bateman look sloppy in comparison 🤣
@daemonthorn5888
8 ай бұрын
That's funny. Before seeing your comment I replied the same thing.
@duckman--
9 ай бұрын
Patrick Bateman if he wasnt a serial killer just a perfectionist
@SethHenry1016
9 ай бұрын
Facts so soothing too
@GuiltyPaladin
9 ай бұрын
I don’t think he’d admit it if he was a killer. But to be fair, why is this man always cleaning? Maybe he is a killer
@Elitus
9 ай бұрын
Still not trusting about the Serial Killer thing
@napim02
9 ай бұрын
@@GuiltyPaladin hahahshqh, hope ur joking😂
@DavudWaldman-kc4vu
9 ай бұрын
❤❤
@bernardofonseca3178
8 күн бұрын
Alternative title: morning routine of an unemployed person
@Cthorne2-td7sf
2 күн бұрын
and what do you do in the morning
@tonny2490
2 күн бұрын
Why work? to earn YOUR own money What if you have your own money? So you don't need to work, unless you want a profession for your dream and not money But I would love to plan my day without reducing 8 hours a day for work, totaling almost 10 if you count commuting
@m.shahzaib9947
Күн бұрын
Still richer than you 🥲
@trevaughnmilleryt
21 сағат бұрын
Lol
@sagepuppet
7 сағат бұрын
Mfs in the reply section don’t know this comment is a joke
@21man-
9 күн бұрын
Опа, новая часть американского психопата подъезжает
@shookwantstodie
8 ай бұрын
best Patrick Bateman cosplay ever 💀💀
@Top--Tier--edits
8 ай бұрын
💀 my first thought
@aminiqbal4907
8 ай бұрын
This
@sir_Cheez
8 ай бұрын
Real!
@adriannn1180
8 ай бұрын
yeah legit thought it was him at first xddd
@kimberlyrivas1047
8 ай бұрын
I was js thinking that, especially when he put that mask on 😂😂
@macmacie
7 ай бұрын
I've never seen a better Patrick Bateman cosplay
@moonstoneWithoutAlbatross
7 ай бұрын
Fucking yesss....he immediately reminded me of him😂
@AnthonySouls
7 ай бұрын
Yeah, definitely gave me American Psycho vibes, lol.
@VirginiaPalma-fc3cg
7 ай бұрын
He's probably a nice guy why we judging lol ...... yea i thought of the movie too
@Olive0o0slay842
7 ай бұрын
Lmao, I thought the same thing. This is so giving Patrick Bateman
@Hala_Madrid9benzema
7 ай бұрын
same@@moonstoneWithoutAlbatross
@anladam5328
8 күн бұрын
X: what is your job this dude: I'm professional unemployed
@Yuvan7781
18 күн бұрын
This guy professional unemployed 😭
@GruppeSechs
8 ай бұрын
My dude turning his life into an audition for the American Psycho broadway play
@handsinknead77
8 ай бұрын
Came here to the comments for this. Ugh. Love this level of....whatever this is.
@Craignwoye
8 ай бұрын
Bro the type to hit a rock and say sorry
@clashaccount2166
8 ай бұрын
🤣😂
@littlebratt9859
8 ай бұрын
😭😭I was just saying how he reminded me of that guy
@R33f1e
8 күн бұрын
THATS REAL???
@1omarwalid0
7 ай бұрын
Bro is the IRL Patrick Bateman and nobody is batting an eye.
@bsp182004
7 ай бұрын
Bateing an eye*
@Dotzek0n
7 ай бұрын
bruh.. that's exactly what i was thinking
@ColtonFlynn-uz1kz
7 ай бұрын
For he is tho
@anticlickbait
7 ай бұрын
It's called "I'm thirsty for attention and I need help" or "You can imitate me but never be me"
@pinkboy1181
7 ай бұрын
Literally every comment is saying this
@bluethegoated
17 күн бұрын
that ferrero rocher was personal 💀🗣
@ArcadeGames-yh2vn
9 күн бұрын
Everything he does is perfect
@twicenightley
8 ай бұрын
That one unemployed friend on Tuesday.
@1Marisol
8 ай бұрын
Omg, yes!!!😅
@josibhoyoneil5958
8 ай бұрын
That one person you know?? Where the fuck do you come from
@pathfinderson8244
8 ай бұрын
And we all jealous of him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PARCE93
8 ай бұрын
This joke is made on every single one of his videos
@Slickreaper-22-
8 ай бұрын
@@pathfinderson8244nah
@DibyarupaPatra
8 ай бұрын
Dude is more patrick Bateman than patrick himself 💀😭
@NiceguyEddie2828
8 ай бұрын
Yeaa 😂😂
@user-qr9ld3ui1z
8 ай бұрын
Exactly
@makoto3212
8 ай бұрын
Oml I was gonna look for an american psycho comment but it only took 1 second 😂
@Best_Guy_for_ever_
8 ай бұрын
No
@mads855
8 ай бұрын
Thats what i thought immediately. I wonder if anyone else catches the reference as well 😅
@awesometubehd5502
23 сағат бұрын
Bro's morning routine:😮 Bro's night routine: 🦇
@thespgaming9249
14 күн бұрын
Literally that "unemployed guy on a Tuesday"😂
@jahnellbroomfield7172
8 ай бұрын
Nah this shit too perfect, this psychopathic killer behavior, I'm perturbed, unnerved, aprehensive,and skittish over this abominable 12 hour morning routine
@jepulis6674
8 ай бұрын
All thats missing is a couple chainsawed prostitutes in a kill room.
@cleobloom
8 ай бұрын
😂😂right
@GrumpyAboutEverything
8 ай бұрын
American Psycho
@ecstasytwins2410
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Real_DvD
8 ай бұрын
Kira yoshikage head ass fr
@TheMrRoboto
8 ай бұрын
Man saw American Psycho and made it his lifestyle
@starplatinum5158
8 ай бұрын
lol
@dzonibabic111
8 ай бұрын
1k likes in 3 hours LoL
@leapprincess8012
8 ай бұрын
IKR
@DesertJacks
8 ай бұрын
Same thought process
@spirit_i_n
8 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same when seeing this 😳
@Maxlovesplanes
2 күн бұрын
"Nah my ego ain't high" Also him:
@Angerissues.
Күн бұрын
How my parents expects me to do my day:
@matosem_
7 ай бұрын
If Patrick Bateman woke up and didn't choose violence.
@stephaniegarciazavala7574
7 ай бұрын
Best comment ever! 😂😂😂😂
@so2xdors
7 ай бұрын
the worst question 😂😂😂
@rijasbizarreadventure6896
7 ай бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking about 😂
@nathanielhilderhoff7248
7 ай бұрын
allegedly
@mustafahosseine8534
7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@muhammadsubhan2008
7 ай бұрын
Bro is more Patrick Bateman than Patrick Bateman himself ❤️😭
@logblack116
7 ай бұрын
He’s the modern version of Bateman (aka Bateman Batman 😂)
@Mr.Noname00
7 ай бұрын
Я тоже об этом подумал..
@marihawley
7 ай бұрын
I only came to this comment section to find this
@antonthraneterkildsen4476
7 ай бұрын
True
@mruling3947
7 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@momma78
Күн бұрын
Boss: why were you late? him: I was Ironing my bed
@absurdsd4638
14 сағат бұрын
Patrick Bateman would've been proud
@planetjacker763
7 ай бұрын
the unemployed but still productive friend on a wednesday morning
@lailaalkaabi4010
7 ай бұрын
953 likes but no comments let me fix that
@IamEclipse
7 ай бұрын
Literally lmao where do you even get the time to do that every morning.
@itsamberlynn6178
7 ай бұрын
That’s not unemployed 😂 that’s CEO energy
@IamEclipse
7 ай бұрын
@@itsamberlynn6178 Do you know any? The two I know work to the bone, more than anyone, even arriving at work before everyone do
@srijamukherjee3261
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂gosh that was on point!!😂😂
@ashf6516
7 ай бұрын
The real-life embodiment of Patrick Bateman
@Jeff0
7 ай бұрын
alpha top G uwu
@declare40
7 ай бұрын
I was thinking Christian Gray who is Patrick Bateman before he went too far?
@levitb3411
7 ай бұрын
That was my first thought too
@gaminglemons8866
7 ай бұрын
weirdo@@Jeff0
@KaroLikeTheSyrup
7 ай бұрын
this was the IMMEDIATE vibe i got 😬 if you’re getting up to iron your fuckin bedsheets????? zoinks.
@maliha8926
2 күн бұрын
He is professionally unemployed🤣🤣
@user-yt7ts3be1p
Күн бұрын
Boss: Why are you late ? Him: I was ironing my bed ☠️
@ferchwolf
7 ай бұрын
bro has more time in the morning than i have in my life
@trynessmsinja7201
7 ай бұрын
True
@cherysh6836
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@paolacastillootoya8904
7 ай бұрын
Do you like Phil Collins?
@fireboltaz
7 ай бұрын
He doesn’t have kids. So yeah you have endless time to waste on dumb stuff
@PzycRat
7 ай бұрын
FO REEL HOMIE
@Psyshimmer
8 ай бұрын
"And here we see our protagonist starting his daily run at 5pm because he was ironing his furniture all day."
@cjbabalos7188
8 ай бұрын
Hahahahah watch says 6:12
@obama5041
8 ай бұрын
@@cjbabalos71886:12.. PM
@SadieMusic_RH
8 ай бұрын
1000th like 👹
@zanechristiansen
8 ай бұрын
@SadieMusic_RH blasphemy I just watched it turn 1k when I hit the like button although ur comment is 4s ago lol we probly clicked it at the same time
@SadieMusic_RH
8 ай бұрын
@@zanechristiansen 💀 I guess we're both 1000th like then
@maybe-tz8fm
2 күн бұрын
His Boss:Why are you late? I was ironing my bed.
@___NezukoKamado___801
3 күн бұрын
Normal Routine: 1%. Patrick Bateman Routine: 99%
@thedude6058
7 ай бұрын
man’s got a 36 hour day
@oleksandrsavchenko5388
7 ай бұрын
He lives 5 days week. Cool
@abdulaziznabiev2382
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@magik410
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@kristianthomsen9888
6 ай бұрын
He have no kids LOL
@blacksage81
8 ай бұрын
The American Psycho energy was palpable. Great job!
@niniagogiberidze9078
8 ай бұрын
That was what I was thinking!
@Ki-yl9mq
8 ай бұрын
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
@teelesynclair5902
8 ай бұрын
I thought the same 😂
@sayseemut
3 ай бұрын
That one unemployed friend :
@EKATMAPROgaming
3 ай бұрын
💀😂😂 I can't
@piouy_retr0507
3 ай бұрын
Like Fr! That's the more real Fr so far fr.
@aslnur.
3 ай бұрын
Peki ne işle meşgul para kazanmak için çok cabalamiyor gibi😊
@criminaljustice1860
3 ай бұрын
Making more money than you shit😂
@tanishswami8963
3 ай бұрын
Yaaaa!😅😂
@fellah81
8 ай бұрын
He's the son every asian mom wants
@h3ll0w0rld7
8 ай бұрын
"Jimmy, why don't you be more like your cousin" The cousin:
@RachelHophes
8 ай бұрын
As an asian... I can confirm this is 10000% true.
@hanzhou2567
8 ай бұрын
你说的对
@sorrynotsorry4myopinions590
8 ай бұрын
@RachelHophes My Korean friend was just like " YUUUUUUUUUP " but you wouldn't be going for a jog, you got the bathroom and kitchen to clean first then the library " 😅😂
@KieraRice-pg8zo
8 ай бұрын
frrrr @@h3ll0w0rld7
@tonystark-zv2hz
7 ай бұрын
Bro is the real life Patrick Bateman when it comes to morning.
@aquariousbunni8683
7 ай бұрын
that's exactly what i was thinking XD
@rowananan
7 ай бұрын
Same
@kenny137465
7 ай бұрын
Facts
@roberx6912
7 ай бұрын
Nada más le faltó meter cocaína
@ericauen
8 ай бұрын
Dude's got that American Psycho action going 🤣
@TheSlytherinHalfBlood
8 ай бұрын
Fr 💀
@laurabalbontin-galiana3251
8 ай бұрын
Yes and the looks too that was my first thoughts
@pghkid8689
8 ай бұрын
Came to say this😂
@PopthemtagsAllday-sp1fb
8 ай бұрын
Naw this is just the living a better life than all of us
@pghkid8689
8 ай бұрын
@PopthemtagsAllday-sp1fb it's literally the same routine from American psycho.
@muwyp-qg7yu
15 күн бұрын
That's the life of an ideal person. ❤👇
@AdamJankiewicz-qc3py
8 ай бұрын
If I made my bed like this I'm sleeping on the floor for the rest of my life 💀
@rimzaa
8 ай бұрын
fr😂
@user-rd3ts9qy7u
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@muhammadamin1662
8 ай бұрын
Я уже 10 лет сплю на полу 😂😂😂
@KaloT-Millionaire
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@PiccoloNamexio
8 ай бұрын
not gonna ruin that art
@hiatusinc
8 ай бұрын
Patrick Bateman called and wants you to return his morning routine, thanks
@yourviewyouropinion9136
8 ай бұрын
he actually wanted him to return his videotapes
@jasoncaryl4251
8 ай бұрын
Exavtly my first though, okay patrick bateman
@jasoncaryl4251
8 ай бұрын
Exavtly my first though, okay patrick bateman
@MSvento06
8 ай бұрын
@@yourviewyouropinion9136underrated comment
@ohnoyesplease
8 ай бұрын
EXACTLY
@CoverFamily-ho6eu
10 сағат бұрын
Yo: bro cuando te conectas? Mi bro: en 5 minutos bro voy a hacer mi rutina para dormir solo que jugaremos Mi bro el menos kbron:
@fanof5818
Күн бұрын
I have only 5 min to run for the bus. No breakfast, nothing, just run. That men:
@darakhshanhassan2785
7 ай бұрын
Patrick Bateman doesn't exi-
@adrenaln2916
7 ай бұрын
how u know ?
@ssyankee121
7 ай бұрын
Immediately thought the same
@samuelowenkrisna6235
7 ай бұрын
Bro murdered paul allen
@guimagrazi
7 ай бұрын
I watched the movie last night, omg
@embracethebright1587
7 ай бұрын
Excalty who this reminds me of 😂
@unluckytourist
8 ай бұрын
"There is nothing disorderly about my obsessive compulsiveness"
@boxiebaby
8 ай бұрын
underrated comment
@matcha_mochi
8 ай бұрын
"OCD" is not an adjective; and more to the point, it is not a synonym for fastidious or anal-retentive. - Bell, 2010
@sushamassushamas4181
11 сағат бұрын
Teacher- why r u late? Bro - i was ironing my bedsheet The whole class -💀
@Martin_bueno
3 сағат бұрын
"ill get on in 5 min" What bro is doing:
@OoogabogyEdits
7 ай бұрын
My morning routine: 1. Wake up 2. Take my morning shit 3. Get out of bed
@username2872
7 ай бұрын
Bro took shit before getting out of bed 💀
@hb2434
7 ай бұрын
@@username2872bro realized the joke 💀
@ehpotatoes
7 ай бұрын
I was laughing until I saw the last step 💀
@user-gp5yh7eg4z
7 ай бұрын
Shit, wake up, lay in it just a bit longer
@jwright5098
7 ай бұрын
Plot Twist: Bro has a stoma bag
@Tresplecter
8 ай бұрын
As soon as bro finishes his morning routine, he gotta do his night routine 💀
@Mhmdschannel
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@IG21868
8 ай бұрын
Fr this is someone who has way too much free time
@dimplegaming33
8 ай бұрын
@IG21868 This routine could probably fit within an hour and 30 minute time frame which all can be done if you wake up early.
@brandoncarter6651
8 ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@IG21868
8 ай бұрын
@dimplegaming33 Well, imagine if someone has a tight schedule and can't wake up any earlier
@user-gd5ze5lr9s
15 сағат бұрын
-Hey son how are your day? -I make my bed for 3 hours and have launch. It's perfect!
@O-Kay.
Күн бұрын
We all know everyones true morning routine is waking up, staying in bed for another hour, getting out of bed, eating poptarts for breakfast, then either suffering at school/work or going straight back to bed
@hybr1dfn205
7 ай бұрын
that one unemployed friend on a random tuesday getting motivation
@victoryuen6056
7 ай бұрын
dude,get out of my head
@aguywhoplaysracinggames8607
7 ай бұрын
@@victoryuen6056eh mang get outta mah head mang
@qwert1636
7 ай бұрын
Not everyone works 9-5 job like you dude, you have to open ur brain and learn how to employ urself
@tayluvofficial
7 ай бұрын
Yeah but lives in a mansion that's somehow worth millions
@Squash445
7 ай бұрын
Bro really has the American psycho routine
@visualtammy
7 ай бұрын
Right??? 😂 lol
@01FrozenFuze
7 ай бұрын
Just about to say that man. He even kinda looks like him as well
@peacful987
7 ай бұрын
Third comment .
@lavendertiles
7 ай бұрын
😭
@elderscrollslad3062
6 ай бұрын
@@peacful987first reply to the third comment
@saritabisen568
Күн бұрын
Why are you late for office? He: I was ironong my bed.
@Anuradha-si9jl
3 күн бұрын
Wife: I can't keep the house netly😂😂
@reverseswitch092
3 ай бұрын
“Why were you late to work” “I was making my bed sir”
@3saveur_en1
3 ай бұрын
He is the sir
@Sean_Regan
3 ай бұрын
I was ironing my bedsheets
@Mr_pillow-
3 ай бұрын
man he got a work? nah i dont think man, his time is too much in my opinion
@JacobNeiderer
3 ай бұрын
correction i was ironing my bed sir 😂
@user-fx2ii7qq9r
3 ай бұрын
Я в 1 вижу богатого одыкватного человека
@gmsinho2426
3 ай бұрын
That unemployed friend in a monday:
@SuitedFrogDS
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hazzezzs
3 ай бұрын
You are that unemployed friend
@gmsinho2426
3 ай бұрын
@@hazzezzs yes
@Adhi_69
3 ай бұрын
Fr
@tatianazal
3 ай бұрын
It's dark outside bcs he woke up in the PMs and spent all night filming tiktoks until the morning
@BoopyPutt
2 күн бұрын
My guy has that Patrick Bateman routine 😂
@basmapandor3992
12 сағат бұрын
Is it me or does anyone else find cute that he puts a single ferero as a snack for later
@Spr1ngtap
7 ай бұрын
Bro got the Patrick Bateman morning routine starter pack💀💀💀
@nickitaylor4828
7 ай бұрын
Definitely giving American psycho
@Filmgeek_
7 ай бұрын
And though we can see flesh gripping his pillow, he simply isn't there
@aintbuyinpremium8547
7 ай бұрын
Sigma
@jat.vofficial
7 ай бұрын
Coming soon: the chainsaw or🪓
@Lil_Thick
7 ай бұрын
I came here to say this lol
@nicco2650
7 ай бұрын
after 12 hours of morning routine he can finally go to work
@candiceogas4302
7 ай бұрын
😂
@gaevlos1281
7 ай бұрын
what are you thinking, he doesnt work, bruh he a entrepreneur
@amaribennett2277
7 ай бұрын
😭
@Summerkillens
7 ай бұрын
or back to bed lol
@cybersiku6846
7 ай бұрын
What kind of work could he do when he only ate a banana and yogurt? How can he be so buff when he barely are? I'm probably half his size and I would be hungry again in two hours
@sefanitabayne5446
2 күн бұрын
Noss: hey your late!!!! Him:Sorry, I was ironing my bed 🛌 😂😂
@jessicacarlisle9160
8 ай бұрын
Oh look, Patrick Bateman was kind enough to show us his morning routine again
@deannatroy8113
8 ай бұрын
Well at least it's more interesting than yours.
@jessicacarlisle9160
8 ай бұрын
@@deannatroy8113 I’m sorry, is that supposed to be an insult? I mean… oh burn, you are so witty, got me there.
@Jmsaldana26
8 ай бұрын
@jessicacarlisle9160 they sound 12😂
@maybe2714
8 ай бұрын
I thought this was the movie 😂
@cassidytschaekofske1935
8 ай бұрын
I was thinking the exact same 😂
@ArthurFonzza
8 ай бұрын
Nobody will ever love this man as much as this man loves this man.
@didi3405
8 ай бұрын
😂
@stormdog9169
8 ай бұрын
I figured it had to be a joke video, but who knows. There's really people out there like this guy, and they probably crave that KZitem attention.
@user-lv8vt8uv1q
8 ай бұрын
mindblowing😂
@pure2291
8 ай бұрын
Sounds like a completely reasonable level of self love. If other people love you more than yourself then you are not making an effort to be a better person; and that is not to downplay the love of others but to make self love of utmost importance
@starlightqueen2002
8 ай бұрын
@@pure2291you missed the funny part of the fun mate Your that kind of person like some parents. Seeing a funny vid/comment and turning it into a lecture lolol
@Nasvai-65
Күн бұрын
Я так даже в армии не стелил, я в ахуе
@KANSASIAN
11 күн бұрын
This is not a gay man, but a man who takes care of himself before judging look at yourself!
@tasnifrahman2486
8 ай бұрын
You can't convince me he's not a serial killer.
@shxxpw
8 ай бұрын
lol
@DumaKey
8 ай бұрын
Non, juste un maniaco dépressif ! 😅
@PoisonedRedBerry
8 ай бұрын
this is the only person who can say "he's just like me fr" about Patrick Bateman and actually be valid
@Nooy_
8 ай бұрын
Mostly the serial killer aspects though
@Bjoern_Weber
8 ай бұрын
Because he made a single time video?
@Hi_LikeToGame
8 ай бұрын
@@Bjoern_Weberhe look a liitle like christon bale in some shots the face mask and workout after ironing his bed sheets gives off patrick bateman
@ringo_iscrazy
8 ай бұрын
nah, Arnold Scrwarznegger
@NuggetsChicken-xm4ny
2 күн бұрын
Song pls It's so good?
@flaness7040
2 сағат бұрын
Bro got that morning rizz
@Og_Striker
3 ай бұрын
Boss: Why are you late? Him: I was ironing my bed
@Kajonworldconqueror
3 ай бұрын
The chocolate
@sirbalin1253
3 ай бұрын
blud thinks he patrick bateman
@NONSTaPBAPE
3 ай бұрын
Походу он сам босс
@cosm1195
8 ай бұрын
Me at 4AM when the sudden burst of motivation to change my life hits
@nobodybutnene.8872
8 ай бұрын
Ikr😭😭
@hawangunge8104
8 ай бұрын
hahaha
@lev4033
8 ай бұрын
Lol
@rando-1.0
8 ай бұрын
Fr
@lunablu6120
8 ай бұрын
Real
@lucie.rchd._
3 күн бұрын
Pov: making your bed takes longer than ur skin routine
@slayyysiblings363
2 күн бұрын
Bro is an actual npc but taken to another lvl
@LocalPr0
8 ай бұрын
Good to see that Patrick Bateman is still following his daily routine despite everything that happened.
@marlo8850
8 ай бұрын
Let’s see Paul Allen’s bedsheets
@PeilerxD
8 ай бұрын
i fought the same 😂
@soleil7259
8 ай бұрын
@@marlo8850OMG that shade of white...
@Mckenzzieec
8 ай бұрын
HA
@bil8647
8 ай бұрын
@@user-xd2rn7sh4j same
@soulxodub
7 ай бұрын
Average unemployed friend on a Tuesday:
@karohan7994
7 ай бұрын
nah, thats an average serial killer/crypto curencer who actually can do it and unemployed friend would play on pc all the time in their parents house
@babababababububububu
7 ай бұрын
@@karohan7994top 10 most serious person of all time
@didzens
7 ай бұрын
Well they don't say boredom is dangerous for nothing lol
@user-hp7sg1dw4c
7 ай бұрын
Настоящий сигма
@denschoff3169
2 күн бұрын
That one unemployed friend of yours every morning:
@Drenovec22
Күн бұрын
I get up at 6 in the morning, the end of the 24-hour routine😂
@ramimles
7 ай бұрын
the only morning routine that takes the entire day
@RastoMast
7 ай бұрын
the only thing thats normal is sock sock shoe shoe
@ccamilacedeno
7 ай бұрын
bro left himself a little chocolate on his pillow as a reward 😭
@kianaperez3106
7 ай бұрын
Thats so cute😭
@laurahughes1056
7 ай бұрын
No dogs in the house apparently. Unfortunate. My dogs are 90% of my joy right now.
@jamesjohnstone2228
7 ай бұрын
@@laurahughes1056imagine how many times a day he'd have to iron physically everything in his house, dude is weird
@brigade7678
7 ай бұрын
@@laurahughes1056 that is a man that wouldn't let a dog greet them for fear of their hair clinging to his clothes and POSSIBLY getting on his furniture later
@brigade7678
7 ай бұрын
@hnviejhiwdhnfwodfsdfdfs it's like....very normal for humans to want to pet dogs lmao. Far more than half the pop are obsessed with having some sort of pet. It's far more rare to see people with NO pets And yeah it's weird to avoid the possibility of a few hairs in case it "infects" your clean home.
@muhammadsagheer9541
3 күн бұрын
Bro is living a perfect life
@oxygeno
2 күн бұрын
Perfect - 🔄 Progress - 📈
@little_rose2686
3 ай бұрын
Bro is a professional human 💀
@user-ld2bc3gp1q
3 ай бұрын
Bruh
@yassinvnoord
3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️
@user-xs3un1ft3b
3 ай бұрын
He disciplined
@user-gd8ro8ur1z
3 ай бұрын
What am I. Meanwhile me:waking up on evening and eating breakfast 😅
@THE-KILLER-CLOWN
3 ай бұрын
Lol
@Nyxar-2077
3 ай бұрын
"So what do you do for living?" "I take care of myself 🗿"
@_DEATHREAPER_
3 ай бұрын
Tbh he is taking better care of himself then we would ever
@spacemcduffy
3 ай бұрын
@@_DEATHREAPER_the point is that’s all he does. No one actually has time for this😭
@Wolf21915
3 ай бұрын
@Gamer_Boy14810 do all this before you have to go to your actual job and see how it goes😂
@user-sr2cp1ib4h
3 ай бұрын
@@_DEATHREAPER_/
@_DEATHREAPER_
3 ай бұрын
@@Wolf21915 dude Tha what I am saying that I want to do a job that let's me do these thing and I don't have a job I am 13
@user-yv4tz2yb8u
9 сағат бұрын
Пов: мама и её подруга обсуждают своих сыновей. Как мама описывает меня: у меня раздолбай Как мамина подруга описывает своего сына:
@user-co8vo2fq6w
5 сағат бұрын
His morning is bigger than my life😢
@xuepiao1873
8 ай бұрын
Me at 2am when I have that huge motivation boost and want to change my whole life
@karimsalem4543
8 ай бұрын
It's literally 2 am lol now 😂
@takeitorfuckyou
8 ай бұрын
Don't worry that's just because you're absolutely charging, you'll hit the come down soon.
@user-yd9sh4gi2o
8 ай бұрын
Soy yo ahorita mismo
@favouronwuka2156
8 ай бұрын
And then the next day you just forget about it
@hdhdvdhdhbddb9120
8 ай бұрын
😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😂😂😂😂
@haylanhead5820
7 ай бұрын
This is Patrick Bateman levels of morning routines💀💀💀
@McFlurryx92
7 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Soon as I seen the iron I was like this guy is a killer
@kieleleron85768
7 ай бұрын
The face mask did it for me 😂
@KeySnow
7 ай бұрын
literally I thought is this patrick bateman when the vid came on!!
@TheMurrmursonbottle
7 ай бұрын
how are his shoes so white if he runs outside? make it make sense
@noahtoffoli-laliberte7951
7 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same
@garingaba848
2 күн бұрын
The kid every asian parent wants💀
@Austyboss
2 күн бұрын
The unemployed friend on Tuesday morning
@layx99
7 ай бұрын
this guy wakes up at 8am, finishes the morning routine at 1pm
@yaroslavsemenov5484
7 ай бұрын
Finishes doing his bed at 1 pm*
@marfavasilevna24
7 ай бұрын
Как заправская уборщица))
@chenchi6623
7 ай бұрын
🤣
@odogjones4184
7 ай бұрын
*1 am
@lovesure
7 ай бұрын
Full day routine
@mAYAD-cx4oy
8 ай бұрын
what an effective 8 hours morning routine
@saad1489
8 ай бұрын
LMFAO was thinking the same
@WhosYouG
8 ай бұрын
More like
@milansvancara
8 ай бұрын
@@WhosYouG well, not for employed people having useful stuff to do either way :D
@weedPLUSmeEQUALShigh
8 ай бұрын
I think(hope) its a joke.
@dio1018
8 ай бұрын
nope more , i brush my teeth , wash my face , go for a jog then take a bath and that's like 3-4 hours without breakfast@@WhosYouG
@JoelleSaliot
10 күн бұрын
Sa motning routine est plus longues que ma journée entière 😂😂😂
@shawngordon9781
Күн бұрын
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."
@budfug8691
8 ай бұрын
"Why are you late?" "I had to return some videotapes."
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