This is hilarious! BbbvDiscipling children...Wow! I am graduate of the Being Chased and Swatted In A Circle Club in public. Mom had me by one arm and we were swinging in circles. News flash: When your Mom has you by one of your arms, you're not getting away from her! 😂 One of the best things I've read recently was a post someone anonymously put in Pinterest. It read, "I was in line at a store the other day when I heard this Mom say to her kid - 'You're campaigning for an @$$ whoopin' and you're about to win the election!' That was AWESOME!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ~ APRIL LIPKE
@christopherbic7688
Жыл бұрын
Excellent comment. Shalom
@carlawalker9301
Жыл бұрын
That's a good one lol
@shellswetrick3395
Жыл бұрын
Love it😂😂❤
@mareezy
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂HILARIOUS
@suzannehartmann946
Жыл бұрын
Parenting groups for my folks were called something else. Poker night, knitting clubs. Same things got talked about, just had a cover story.
@jascott1983
Жыл бұрын
Well done Luke Thayer! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@deborahadcock978
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He’s funny!!😄👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@rupapavin4078
Жыл бұрын
I checked!!!!!😂😂😂 Deuteronomy 21: 18-21 - if someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, 19 his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. 20 They shall say to the elders, “This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.” 21 Then all the men of his town are to stone him to death.
@seanh4841
Жыл бұрын
Haha
@hollydahl5423
Жыл бұрын
Glutton and drunkard, seems more in line with teenagers and adult children. Thanks for sharing!
@coleengoodell7523
Жыл бұрын
Great set, super funny and relatable. Not only that but as hard as it may be to believe, we not only spanked our children, we got the good seal of parenting approval for doing so.
@christopherbic7688
Жыл бұрын
Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval
@schadowolf
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@joannaseverson9989
Жыл бұрын
I definitely did the hard work in parenting. No immediate bond kicked in.
@MamaTtoB-P
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sooooo hilarious
@christopherbic7688
Жыл бұрын
Dry Bar Comedy and excellence are working together.
@allelitelandscaping3383
Жыл бұрын
You, Jesus and I will see you get whipped 😂
@peggywelty5139
Жыл бұрын
Love this man , funny funny funny 😅
@robmc120
Жыл бұрын
Not too bad, some jokes seemed familiar, but i think someone is editing down the hyena in the crowd finally, God bless America for that!
@Luz4SiKio
Жыл бұрын
Having a wife is way more exhausting than having a kid 😂
@richstex4736
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, she's a lot bigger. Must have been hell passing her through.
@christopherbic7688
Жыл бұрын
@@richstex4736 That's funny. Thank you Shalom
@t28mcd
Жыл бұрын
Ain't that the truth...😂
@Bee-wk9ep
Жыл бұрын
I am a wife and a mother and I can vouch for this 😂
@aaronpetersen2736
Жыл бұрын
Tell me about it.
@williambilyeu9801
Жыл бұрын
That is good Hoosier humor.
@1bestfriend2u18
Жыл бұрын
He's funny
@heroicnerd2463
Жыл бұрын
What is xbox live? Everyone plays either Nintendo Switch and Sony Playstation ✌🏻
@forcestephens4565
Жыл бұрын
Lol right Xbox live is so 2009
@bree_nicole
Жыл бұрын
My parents found a Bible verse! Foolishness is BOUND in the heart of a child. But the Rod of Correction will drive it FAR from him! 😂😂😂
@ntstudio28
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@iamgeminijoker
Жыл бұрын
good stuff
@Paladin1873
Жыл бұрын
The Trinity - Jesus, me, and your face.
@christopherbic7688
Жыл бұрын
Cooter. Hee-Haw reference. Funny
@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
Жыл бұрын
Cooter was dukes of Hazzard, not Hee-Haw.. If you had even a tiny brain in that big head of yours you would know that.
@christopherbic7688
Жыл бұрын
@@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Sir, first dukes of Hazzard and then hee haw. Actually probably backwards. Hee-haw came first. Maybe.
@christopherbic7688
Жыл бұрын
I hear the woman with the laugh in the back. For some reason(s), i enjoy that laugh/cackle/interruption in comedy routines. I almost got in a bar fight in a utube comment section over such matters. Almost got hit by a bottle. Then i heard a man laugh like me while in the audience of a show. Disturbing and creepy. So, laugh. If all eyes are on you, your laugh is creepy/weird and you are in good (few) company. Laugh
@Plnetkhia99
Жыл бұрын
As i come in from the park...🙄I'm tired
@seanbrennan2484
Жыл бұрын
Pretty soon now that your daughter says that she's a bunny rabbit You're going to have to start trying to transition her into a bunny rabbit otherwise the government will take her away from you. It's kind of like when kids want to go from boy to girl or girl to boy. The liberals are getting crazy.
@MG-iy1oh
Жыл бұрын
The prophet was Elisha, not Elijah. The children were mocking him because he was bald, and didn't went up to heaven alive like Elijah.
@chimmy___
Жыл бұрын
In The Bible, most kids were well behaved! 🐻
@-amosc.presley-7192
Жыл бұрын
What does Sesame Street says on your Blue T-shirt? Nicely, asked
@Smyrna37
Жыл бұрын
It says "everything I know I learned on sesame Street" stay blessed
@Psychol-Snooper
Жыл бұрын
"Sesame Street Squad Goals”
@shellswetrick3395
Жыл бұрын
😅😅
@carlawalker9301
Жыл бұрын
He is funny
@kt_cv5546
Жыл бұрын
This guy isn't funny at all.. And the Bible doesn't say that 😮
@kt_cv5546
Жыл бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 uhm.. IF it was comedy it would have been funny?!
@richardharmon647
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Titus 3:10-11 New International Version 10 Warn a divisive person once, and then warn them a second time. After that, have nothing to do with them. 11 You may be sure that such people are warped and sinful; they are self-condemned. Read full chapter Titus 2 Philemon 1 New International Version (NIV)
@richardharmon647
Жыл бұрын
I've met people like this in church they use the Bible to beat people into submission rather then to introduce them to a loving savior
@kingofbudokai
Жыл бұрын
I mean, it DOES say that, he's just misrepresenting it. Here's the passage he is referencing, albeit incorrectly: "If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they discipline him, will not listen to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones. So you shall purge the evil from your midst, and all Israel shall hear, and fear."-Deuteronomy 21:18-21 Notice that it mentions that the son is a drunkard. Aka they are an adult, not a child, and are STILL unruly and irreverent. However, even on top of that added context, scripture is also clear that many of those rules were for a specific people for a specific time. There ARE old testament ideas we are meant to still embody, but not all of the laws of civil governance for ancient Israel. So his point is entirely moot, but the passage he mentions DOES in fact, say to kill the rebellious son technically speaking.
@allin3940
Жыл бұрын
@@kingofbudokai right. And the passage about Elisha and the bears refers to young lads. Lads were young men, not children. They were belittling and scolding Elisha to prevent him from delivering God’s message and so Elisha cursed them and continued on to the city with his message from God. The bears were unleashed by God and not by Elisha and not on young children
@fredleemh
Жыл бұрын
First
@majoroldladyakamom6948
Жыл бұрын
Yay... 👏👍👏
@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
Жыл бұрын
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 one day I'll be first. I'll be the first to laugh when that old bat kicks the bucket.
@drip369
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4:21 nowhere in the Bible does it say that. This guy did not read the Bible, and it takes a really long time to even get close to what he's misquoting when it comes to King Solomon where it says to raise your child in the way they should go and they will never stray from it. That comes before any sort of discipline that a child needs to learn before they reach the age of accountability which is 7 or 8. Nowhere in the Bible does it ever say to stone children to death. This guy is a liar in his father should be ashamed
@drip369
Жыл бұрын
It is true though that if you spare the rod your child will turn into a delinquent and that's why boys raised under single mothers, three out of four of them end up on drugs in gangs in prison or they take a permanent step to a temporary problem.
@jeremyjacobs4991
Жыл бұрын
Most of what comics say is made up or exaggerated. It is part of a fictional act meant to generate laughs.
@coleengoodell7523
Жыл бұрын
He's not lying. Good Lord! Get a grip! The Old Testament was full of stuff that is beyond the bazaar.
@xebek
Жыл бұрын
Have you read the Bible? Which version do you prefer? They all sanction the stoning of unruly children at the edge of town. Oh, and the she-bears? That's in there.
@realemonful
Жыл бұрын
@@coleengoodell7523 Wrong, what he said is 100% incorrect!
@amberadams2935
Жыл бұрын
Here to read all the ppl talkin bout the bible bears...omg the bible so much scarier than i thought....im proof u can believe in Jesus n not the bible fr.....jesus is cool Christianity is waaaaack.....wht did thy do to worship before the bible before jesus lived....thy musta hada way to scare ppl is like their main goal ahahaha
@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
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This is possibly the most ignorant comment I have ever read.
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