He's like I could do that no problem, but I don't wannaaaaa
@RedeemedPaladin
9 ай бұрын
Can relate, just kill they leaders and run away
@thearcanamodernau8130
9 ай бұрын
@@RedeemedPaladinthe problem is that by each leader you attack other 20 goblins join to attack you back. Killing them alone would be easy if they didn't have a dozen minions around at all times
@notatallfunctional
9 ай бұрын
@@thearcanamodernau8130 If you agree to talk to priestess Gut in private you can kill her with no witnesses, and Minthara only has a couple of Gobboz you can just push off a ledge.
@Dakarai_Knight
9 ай бұрын
@@thearcanamodernau8130Yea I killed all three without agroing the rest of the goblins. Raz had like 4 of em and 2 absolute novices but they were easy to knock into the spider cave.
@damien678
9 ай бұрын
@@thearcanamodernau8130 One word: Barrelmancy
@carnowo
9 ай бұрын
He was right It took hours😫
@thearcanamodernau8130
9 ай бұрын
Days in my case, because I had to long rest in between combats after depleting all my spells lol trying to take over the goblin camp as a level 4 was a bad idea (it was my 1st run, mistakes were made)
@DCdabest
9 ай бұрын
@@thearcanamodernau8130 Barrelmancy my friend. And abusing scrolls and potions. Bonus if you stole them from the goblin and Zhentarim trader to start with.
@absolutelydegenerate1900
9 ай бұрын
@@thearcanamodernau8130yeah I tried taking it after breaking out halsin, bad move. Lost most of my spells in the fight trying to keep those goblin children from calling the guards. Halsin wouldn’t let me long rest. The scrying orb out the door then started alerting about 3-5 more goblins, then a level 6 creature came over and beat our asses with 3 actions each fucking turn. I feel like I’ve never missed so many spells in my life. And it didn’t help that I didn’t realize sacred flame (having two clerics in the party like an idiot) doesn’t hit high dexers
@FeeFeeFee4
9 ай бұрын
Took me hours just to restart my playthrough because Astarion rejected me at camp
@Silmerano
9 ай бұрын
@@DCdabestjust poison their drink. Way easier. And hire the Ogres.
@hailonyourparade
9 ай бұрын
First playthrough: shut up astarion it won't be that bad Fourth playthrough: HE'S RIGHT 😭😭😭
@cowmooflage
8 ай бұрын
Real 😭
@caffienatedtactician
8 ай бұрын
Just poison their booze 😊
@gittabg0
8 ай бұрын
Act 1 lowkey my favorite though so I don’t mind some goblin hunting 😂
@hailonyourparade
8 ай бұрын
@@caffienatedtactician the best part of poisoning the booze is he LOVES it
@IIRadiance
8 ай бұрын
Not really clearing out the goblin camp has been fun every time for me so far. There aren't really a lot of hard fights in the game and the goblin camp has a couple of shifty ones so.
@violintrumpet7331
9 ай бұрын
Narrator: it did, in fact, take hours
@alexanderzhmurov9624
8 ай бұрын
Those *_Narrations_* were the best part of the game and story 😂
@Kris-wo4pj
8 ай бұрын
i heard that in the dms voice. (edit does anyone else remember the early beta dm's voice was a dude and half way through the beta it switched between random lines the old dm's voice and the official one before at late beta it was fully replaced with the official dm's voice? cuz i remember but i dont think anyone else does)
@wuftchan8299
8 ай бұрын
thats just about what i was gonna say
@namenlossterbliche6239
8 ай бұрын
On my first playthroug I somehow managed to pull all goblins and their leaders into one big combat. It did take hours
@alexandercross9081
6 ай бұрын
Really? Figure 1 round of combat is 6 seconds it took me a little over 2 minutes.
@alecchristiaen4856
7 ай бұрын
Astarion responding to a goblin army the way I do to a stack of dirty dishes.
@eesamees
4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@axeltopaz5839
3 ай бұрын
I just did the put dishes in the dishwasher and still have 1.5 sinkfulls so I feel that so much rn.
@thesilver7238
2 ай бұрын
@@axeltopaz5839 At least you have a dishwasher bud. Be grateful for that lol
@daigozidashi4376
8 ай бұрын
I love how it's not "Hundreds? That'll be impossible, we'll die!" It's "Hundreds? That totally possible, but it sounds so tedious!" 😂
@NotTheCIA1961
8 ай бұрын
That's the vibe I got. She's acting like it's impossible, and he's just like "oh no, a few hours of work is impossible, let's give up"
@nickmills8906
7 ай бұрын
Ooc the Tieflinh seems like she is alone and just a hunter not a full fledged adventurer who kills Goblin armys like they are ants as Giblins are weak as hell but make up for it with stupidity, tenacity, and the ability to breed like rabbits😅
@Wulk
3 ай бұрын
I love how afterwards characters would go "There's so much goblin blood in your hands that you'll terrfy their children's children"
@lonelykitty1328
9 ай бұрын
Love when they show his fangs
@dreemurrdelm7865
9 ай бұрын
Boi ain't even keeping his secret well with how wide he opens his mouth there
@lonelykitty1328
9 ай бұрын
@@dreemurrdelm7865 no fr and he really had the nerve to confess that he was a vampire I can't with him 😭💀💀
@Felony10
9 ай бұрын
@@dreemurrdelm7865i mean can you blame him?? Mans hasn't seen his face in 200 years 😢
@vincent_alastor
9 ай бұрын
You'd still feel the pointy teeth with your tongue tho.
@GoodTimeForARoll
8 ай бұрын
@@vincent_alastorif i lived with teeth that long, you think im gonna notice how pointy they are? I forget constantly about the two freckles in the middle of my leg
@luciellawliet
9 ай бұрын
He’s so fucking dramatic and I love him
@kylarking
9 ай бұрын
God I love this man's sass. Whe I get this game I'm going to have him with me as much as possible just so I can see all his sassy glory.
@samanthawhitehead148
9 ай бұрын
He is also definitely needed at someone that can pick locks and disarm traps. He is always in my party
@Ragin-David
9 ай бұрын
He's the one companion I refuse to trade out
@AndreAIXIDOR89
9 ай бұрын
@@samanthawhitehead148 I didn't see all of this because I am a primarily a rogue so for I only had him for the beginning but on my second run he will be be a permanent presence
@nancyvu751
9 ай бұрын
@@Ragin-Davidsame. The man has never left my party and never will looool
@talonmage40k
9 ай бұрын
I had him with me all the time, even though he didn't like my character. He was just too useful.
@syntaxterror9479
6 ай бұрын
Astarion describing an actual D&D session lol.
@ST0AT
8 ай бұрын
I love this cat-coded bastard
@BlueEyedBrunette
3 ай бұрын
"[Astarion] is a cat. He's a black cat. There's a stray that comes into my house called Red... and he's quite feral. It took me three years before I could pick him up and hold him. He's totally cool with me now. Three fucking years. He gave me a lot of inspiration about Astarion." - Neil Newbon, on developing Astarion's physicality and mannerisms
@angryvaultguy
9 ай бұрын
The fact that an underdog company like larian made such expresive facial animation than most well known AAA companies (im looking at you starefield) is amazing
@ANPC-pi9vu
9 ай бұрын
And realistic looking hair textures
@headoverheels88
9 ай бұрын
Tbf, they had a LOT of cash from their other games (which are RPGs and just as beloved!). But it's true. I was watching a video on Starfield and it was shocking how dated it look.
@KotaIsBored
9 ай бұрын
@@headoverheels88isn’t using out of date engines and whatnot Bethesda’s whole thing?
@zeawing6022
9 ай бұрын
@@headoverheels88Larian didn't have nearly enough and this game nearly bankrupt the company. But God damn are they some passionate developers. Love this game
@courier6640
8 ай бұрын
Starefield. Heh, I see what you did there.
@ryan3960
9 ай бұрын
Astarion reacted to goblin hunting like I respond to doing the washing up
@yureiotakughost9464
5 ай бұрын
🇦🇺 huh
@Fieryfae95
6 ай бұрын
This is why Astarion never leaves my party his dialog is just so perfect
@IWillNeverReadYourReply
9 ай бұрын
The face he makes when he whines is sooo relatable.
@tickledpickle5671
8 ай бұрын
I've noticed that somehow Larian is REALLY good at making the typically insufferable Prince, (or other high-profile figure you're almost 100% guaranteed to HATE) and end up making them the most relatable, fun, and just overall best companions in their games. What a world.
@marinribaric9749
8 ай бұрын
Did they? Coz I hate his guts as intended. Bloodsucker died from random stick my Tav picked up when he tried to bite him.
@tickledpickle5671
8 ай бұрын
@@marinribaric9749 Oh I understand. No one's going to be liked by 100% of people. And I respect that. You look at social outlets, however, and there is an almost endless fandom of how amazing (mostly hot) he is, etc. etc.
@shrimpythirty-eight
8 ай бұрын
lol fr; Red Prince be like: 😏
@Rosy2468
8 ай бұрын
well if you killed him right away its not hated as intended, you just didn't get into the story of it at all lol. @@marinribaric9749
@BigAutisticDaddy
8 ай бұрын
Astarions the kind of guy you like to watch from a distance and not have to deal with irl.
@lucy9698
9 ай бұрын
Me every time I drag my feet into work tbh 😂
@samf.s.7731
6 ай бұрын
Gonna feel that tomorrow cuz I caught a nasty cold this weekend
@odellelottering9375
Ай бұрын
Astarion has not had a day off since he met my Tav
@CandleTora
9 ай бұрын
His lil teef 🥺
@sabsain2399
2 ай бұрын
😢😢😢😢
@randomfandomcreator2376
8 ай бұрын
Bro's acting like killing a horde of goblins is like doing all your household chores XD
@zeozelos
7 ай бұрын
Best part is him agreeing that it wont be hard to kill them all just annoyingly tedious XD
@salazar556
8 ай бұрын
Astarion is just the inner voice in all of our heads.
@rhbrand1
9 ай бұрын
Astarion's like "that's to much work"
@ayato4743
9 ай бұрын
Hes every player who wants to go immediatly for the BBEG instead of leveling up your character first xD
@TheKrensada
8 ай бұрын
Astarion constantly threatening me with a good time.
@g.s.651
8 ай бұрын
His camp-af sassy-ass comments are what I wanted this game for. This man is just too fucking funny.
@NotYourRealMom
8 ай бұрын
"We can't keep this up! I mean, we can. But I don't want to!"
@ventiCutie6857
8 ай бұрын
The way he whines is so real 😭
@Wreck1990
9 ай бұрын
Okay but why are tieflings so hot.
@AndreAIXIDOR89
9 ай бұрын
It's a racial trait And also because you know hell is hot
@eshbena
8 ай бұрын
Because they spend so much time in hell? XD
@_Chaosnight_
8 ай бұрын
Well just like most Orcs aren't that smart, most Tiefling are sexy as hell (literally) And well your great-great-grandpa being a Devil probably adds to that aswell XD
@marinribaric9749
8 ай бұрын
@@AndreAIXIDOR89 depends on which Hell you are talking about. There is 9 of them. The one ruled by Mephistopheles, Cania, is very cold.
@annabelvanpelt1196
7 ай бұрын
Literally that’s what I’ve been sayinggg they are my favourite race fs
@ImmortalLemon
7 ай бұрын
God I love Astarion. He’s so right too
@filipponosarti8632
8 ай бұрын
I just had a flash of Goblin Slayer responding him "You're right. We better start as soon as possible." in his constantly calm menacing voice. 😂
@nybethobdilord6912
9 ай бұрын
That's how i approach my problems. Like i can deal with them but they are time consuming and take a lot of effort.
@valkordarkmoor9108
9 ай бұрын
Goblins hunt in packs Wolves hunt in packs Dragons dogma Vietnam sounds
@mr_mufflebunss
9 ай бұрын
God damn it, you dragged out my dogma PTSD of the unendless pawn talking
@reddie1705
8 ай бұрын
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THE LINE FROM SOMEWHERE, GOD DAMN MY TROVE OF PLAYTIME
@TheBleachDemon
8 ай бұрын
Careful Arisen! WOLVES!!!
@Hillthugsta
8 ай бұрын
Im glad Im not the only one who recognized the Pawn dialogue.
@Amy_the_Lizard
5 ай бұрын
Don't worry - adventurers usually hunt in packs too!
@krypto32123
7 ай бұрын
Unironically the combat would literally take hours
@GRiznitDShiznit
7 ай бұрын
Also love the one when “spoilers” so and so threatens to blow themselves up and Astarion sarcastically replies, “Easy, Easy! Wouldn’t want to you to do anything I’d find complely hilarious.” 🤣🤣🤣 Always had Astarion in my party and his companion quest is arguably the best one in the game. Amazing character + voice actor.
@Kat1kafka
10 ай бұрын
Pawn:GOBLINS HUNT IN PACKS........HARPY!
@SwaagMan
9 ай бұрын
They're weak to fire and ice both!
@mongooseunleashed
9 ай бұрын
_Dogma PTSD_
@craftedteens
9 ай бұрын
Ser..!
@FenrirStrife1
9 ай бұрын
Their kind ill like fire
@christophersmith5996
9 ай бұрын
You will rebuke those words, ser!
@HulkVahkiin
8 ай бұрын
The sass of this man. He doesn't deny they can do it, but it just takes too long lol
@Violets_and_Madness
8 ай бұрын
The worst part was that it really did take hours 😢
@Durahan82
9 ай бұрын
Goblin Slayer: Hold my Beer , i'll be back .
@lemon-tama
9 ай бұрын
he's so babygirl
@violintrumpet7331
9 ай бұрын
He’s not wrong lmao😅
@CelestialDarkness45
9 ай бұрын
Whiny Astarion. XD
@giantcrayfish2866
8 ай бұрын
god his voice acting is pristine
@KingDusk278
8 ай бұрын
Goblin Slayer: Merry Christmas to me
@scullywully1604
7 ай бұрын
This is one of my favorites
@Dylan-vd6rz
9 ай бұрын
He's the moody gay uncle I aspire to be one day
@fauxrowsdower7610
8 ай бұрын
You’re so real for this
@squidsuxsenpai4812
8 ай бұрын
So truee
@wouterthefatalityman
7 ай бұрын
Man I love this bastard😂
@Buffer131
9 ай бұрын
(Little does she know, i already killed every goblin in that camp already)
@TheGoldSerpent
7 ай бұрын
That was like the most human response I've heard him say 😂
@savannahhuso2134
8 ай бұрын
He gives me such a Prince Charming from Shrek vibe
@saribeepo.o5111
2 ай бұрын
Always listen to Astarion. He knows the game
@AngelofAmbrosia
8 ай бұрын
Me when my friend accidentally triggered the entire goblin camp. 😩 Like we got out but it took so looooooooong.
@rarehydra1179
8 ай бұрын
His lil teefs! 😫
@CapucineNighly
8 ай бұрын
And the reason I played BG3 is because of this vampire and his banters. And yes... It really did take hours... 😢
@rosevalety3408
7 ай бұрын
Top 10 reasons Neil Newbon casually being my secret crush since BG3 :
@axirnindar4171
9 ай бұрын
Goblins Ill like fire
@cassweatherwax9559
7 ай бұрын
honestly this is such a fantastic character moment. not only is it fun, sassy and sarcastic, but it also reveals a little bit of his humanity in that hes acknowledging they likely need us and showing willingness to act.
@topbakka5531
19 күн бұрын
I love his long rest notification quote "Ugh I'm tired, how do people do this every day?!"
@Eru_Atistu
5 ай бұрын
Astarion is the one friend everyone needs
@nightwishfan1991
2 ай бұрын
Astarion being the player who is asking the DM to wrap up the session already because he has an early shift the next day.
@shannormsmannorm2594
8 ай бұрын
We stan a lazy king
@andreasdimopoulos5826
8 ай бұрын
Meanwhile my Oath of Vengeance Paladin: "I AM the Army!" *Goblin Slayer music intensifies*
@JerkyMurky
5 ай бұрын
I like that he doesn't question our ability to do it... He's just put off by the amount of effort it will require.
@justapebbleinapond
9 ай бұрын
4:09 ohmylord i love this man 😭
@nexotoflua3739
2 ай бұрын
I love that some dialogue is different depending on lvl
@UbrShadow
8 ай бұрын
"Goblins hunt in packs" "Wolves hunt in packs arisen"
@frigidchick5682
5 ай бұрын
This guy cracks me up. He stole the show for me.
@AngelYamazaki
7 ай бұрын
He is right and I nearly cried fighting all of them the first time HAHAHAHA
@ShmeengusDingus
2 ай бұрын
I love how he knows you, him, and the others can solo an entire encampment. I feel like his I don’t wannna energy was fueled by her doubting the two of you
@Hollyclown
6 ай бұрын
Astarion: “Alright I’ll do it! But I will complain the whole time!”
@javahikage
5 ай бұрын
Act 1 in a nutshell xD also Laza'el
@trolleurdurden5534
7 ай бұрын
"Oh good, puns! Because clowns aren't enough of a horror already". I also really like a jab you can throw at Astarion when he complains about recruiting Minthara: "Jealous you aren't the least trustworthy person in camp anymore?"
@pissapocalypse
8 ай бұрын
This is literally me 💀
@primadeluxe4910
2 ай бұрын
"Goblins hunt in packs." Now where have I heard this before 🤔
@harmacist6623
8 ай бұрын
Goblin Slayer: *"Interesting."*
@_Asvaria
9 ай бұрын
Orin kidnapped my companions? Nah, I’m fine with that, we can save them. Someone does anything to Scratch or owlbear cup? Hells, I’m resistant to my papas demands but for them I’ll go full Bhallspawn mode.
@ErutaniaRose
6 ай бұрын
Me playing a battle for the 16th time to win: Yeah...he's right. That's hours...
@TheImmersiveWeekend
6 ай бұрын
Dialogue, doesn’t care mostly about fucking ppl up and relatable that’s why Astarion is best companion👍🏾
@Madeleinewith3Es
28 күн бұрын
He's been free to complain for the first time in centuries for about 18 hours now and by jove he's gonna complain about anything slightly annoying and I fully support him
@heroman2372
8 ай бұрын
He legit said 😫
@austindoble8630
2 ай бұрын
He says that but my first playthrough those goblins rocked my shit
@painthegreat
5 ай бұрын
Astarion is that one mood when you want to be so extra and I love it
@Mahal_kita1077
9 ай бұрын
Man I love this game the characters are so well written and the voice acting is top notch if this game never got DLC it would not bother me one bit thats how good this game is its the whole package they could make baldurs gate 4 and I would happily play it and not feel that there was something left undone in baldurs gate 3
@uwu-uv4mg
13 сағат бұрын
Actual footage of me complaining about having to actually work during work hours:
@hyper_ent0407
Күн бұрын
Mans treats this mission like i treat laundry and dishes 😂
@Mariewolf_94
8 ай бұрын
call Goblin Slayer, thats just an everyday goblin slaying quest for him. weeb-y jokes aside, hes absolutely being a mood 😂
@xskrillxdinodragon3276
7 ай бұрын
I love him Soo much
@GKAriell
5 ай бұрын
This is why Neil deserved that award 10000% this was absolutely top notch fucking work I love him❤😂
@alexanderzhmurov9624
8 ай бұрын
Damnit! why couldn't we let him achieve his dream of becoming a true, unrestricted, vampire *AND* keep his newfound perspectives and appreciation of others, his impoved interpersonal skills and humaneness 😭😭😭
@rat6554
8 ай бұрын
"Wolves hunt in packs"
@williamreely3455
8 ай бұрын
I don't WANNA clean my room!
@alexbastaredt
4 ай бұрын
I swear there cannot be any person who doesn’t like Astarion
@Wulk
3 ай бұрын
I love how afterwards characters would go "There's so much goblin blood in your hands that you'll terrfy their children's children's"
@hubendraknirnarciso8573
6 ай бұрын
"Goblins hunt in packs." My Dragon's Dogma ptsd just kicked in...
@shubb-niggurath
5 ай бұрын
“Goblins hunt in packs” remains me of “Wolves hunt in packs” from Dragons Dogma
@Outlaw7263
3 ай бұрын
Goblin Slayer: **sharpens sword with malicious intent**
@mistahjenkins4826
3 ай бұрын
Astarion, since when did YOU ever shy away from killing anything? XD
@eesamees
4 ай бұрын
astarion moping and groaning doesn’t get old😂
@neonthehedgehog12
7 ай бұрын
"Goblins hunt in packs" Me: *Dragon's Dogma ptsd activated*
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