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@dbarkley350
Жыл бұрын
you are the best
@matthewhanf3033
Жыл бұрын
Movies like My Cousin Vinny and Blazing Saddles are awful when they're censored.
@dbfi01
Жыл бұрын
1984
@dwaynemenzies8824
Жыл бұрын
You know I thought you were Richard Pryor!?! - Scrooged
@mykeechoes
Жыл бұрын
Can confirm that these knives are the best money can buy. Though they are a bit pricey, they are well worth it.
@SeveredLegs
Жыл бұрын
"Monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane" is honestly an amazing choice. Why not go for insanity for that perfect moment.
@optiquemusic6204
Жыл бұрын
My favourite edited line from FX's cut of 'Snakes On A Plane': "Left!!! Turn dis big money-fueller left, Troy!!!"
@Cabamacadaf
Жыл бұрын
It's so weird to me that they censor movies for TV in the US. In Sweden they never do this, they just show a warning with an age rating for the movie at the beginning.
@JohnDoe-wq5eu
Жыл бұрын
Yep, here in the US the only thing that we're consistent about is been over backwards for advertisers. I'm so glad the days of this are gone and dead.
@jdhcdfdfnikki3233
Жыл бұрын
Whats weird is they censor, but play a movie like jay and silent bob and its allllllll bleeeps
Europe seems to always be ahead of the curve when it comes to things like this
@imrustyokay
Жыл бұрын
That's because Swedish TV isn't run by cowards
@Bram25
Жыл бұрын
Big Lebowski was gold. "You see what happens Larry? See what happens?! See what happens when you fight a stranger in the alps!?!" Love that one.
@ChristianFrates1997
Жыл бұрын
“This is what happens when you fool a Stranger-“
@harleyn3089
Жыл бұрын
"Who urinates on a man's rug?"
@bradpaton3927
Жыл бұрын
@@harleyn3089 Dogs.
@shuruff904
Жыл бұрын
James hates that movie lol
@NIK12787
Жыл бұрын
@ghost mall Honestly that movie was John Goodman's best performance in a movie. Sure he is great as Dan in Rosanne, but Walter in Big Lebowski has to be his best role.
@oscarsmack141
Жыл бұрын
I saw a censored version of the kung fu scene in The Matrix where Mouse instead of saying "Jesus Christ, he's fast" says "Judas Priest, he's fast".
@OnslaughtSix
Жыл бұрын
This should just be the dialogue tho
@SoapNugget
Жыл бұрын
In the US Jesus Christ is replaced with Jeepers Creepers
@JOSH-lw2jv
6 ай бұрын
"Judas Priest" was also used in the AMC Extended TV Cut of *"JAWS: The Revenge".*
@skipsch
Жыл бұрын
Censoring an R-rated movie is like going to Mcdonalds for the healthy menu options
@EirkenElite
Жыл бұрын
They got water
@g-manfreezer1998
Жыл бұрын
@@EirkenElite They got milk
@sandeepbasra4877
Жыл бұрын
They got apple slices in there happy meals
@circleofstone3114
Жыл бұрын
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@uxartmusicvideo-andphotogr2043
Жыл бұрын
😅
@user-ed4fv9nd3b
Жыл бұрын
The best edits were when they replaced the swearing with alternate PG-rated takes. A couple examples are in National Lampoon's Vacation where the guy Clark is asking directions from replies "What do I look like, Christopher Columbo?" and in Planes, Trains and Automobiles where Steve Martin performs a clean version of his famous tirade at the car rental agent without using a single F-bomb.
@rogerfurlong1535
Жыл бұрын
I think Scarface has the funniest censored versions. 'This town is like a great big pineapple, just waiting to get plucked.' 😆
@Mixedmetalhead
Жыл бұрын
chicken 🤦
@11bg00
Жыл бұрын
@@Mixedmetalhead If he had plucked the pineapple before eating it, he wouldn't have gotten that scar.
@SidNightWalker
Жыл бұрын
Okay that one is funny.
@sergiowinter5383
Жыл бұрын
The network censoring it certainly had a thing for pineapples
@thebigbadwolf639
Жыл бұрын
Do pineapples grow in Columbia?
@AndrewAmbrose
Жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing with how well James synced up the swears with Dorothy's line xD
@cybercop0083
Жыл бұрын
Jaboody-tier😂😂😂
@theswapmeetflea
Жыл бұрын
The censored versions of RoboCop are pure hilarity, I'd buy that for a dollar!!
@adventureoflinkmk2
Жыл бұрын
Someone must've been a fan of Smash TV lol
@Eth3realwarrior
Жыл бұрын
Or there will be trouble racks shotgun FOR YOU!!!
@romanski5811
Жыл бұрын
Would you buy it for two dollars?
@Fade79
Жыл бұрын
I once called him AIRHEAD!
@DavidPeacockArt
Жыл бұрын
WHY ME? WHY ME? WHY ME?
@ghostofyourmom
Жыл бұрын
Kevin Smith has gone on record that the TV edit of MALLRATS is the definitive, funniest version. He & Jay Mewes even hosted a presentation of MALLRATS on TBS, if I recall.
@Crimson28
Жыл бұрын
The tv censored versions of Friday, Goodfellas, Casino, and Desperado were pure comedy gold 😂
@vladie19
Жыл бұрын
Having every other Joe Pesci line in Casino butchered is incredible.
@cartmann94
Жыл бұрын
There was a sketch in the old Mr. Show that parodied this, especially the TV version of Goodfellas. “You [mother father Chinese dentist]”
@SuperShinobi95
Жыл бұрын
@@cartmann94 😂😂😂😂😂
@nemopouncey3827
Жыл бұрын
streaming channels don't censor nonthing.
@nemopouncey3827
Жыл бұрын
@@cartmann94 also mad TV poked fun at it with the sopranos sketch. it was if pax tv(that channel that use to show wholesome stuff) played the sopranos. it was hilarious.
@sargehoffhines4630
10 ай бұрын
I was watching Blazing Saddles on TV and was shocked to see a couple new scenes that weren’t in the theatrical release.
@Randomlad.0737
3 ай бұрын
Is there a recording of this airing on the internet.
@TheZoenGaming
Жыл бұрын
My Mom didn't have a problem with me watching R rated movies on HBO when I was 6, but she didn't like me watching The Simpsons on TV when I was 10.
@berniethekiwidragon4382
Жыл бұрын
Interesting priorities.
@jimmymelendez1836
Жыл бұрын
Geez!
@Sketchisawesome
Жыл бұрын
Parent moment
@fynnster666
Жыл бұрын
typical mom logic
@deadmeat146
Жыл бұрын
How???
@jennifertrandafir
Жыл бұрын
In my opinion, they should use random sound effects as censors. That would be funny as 🐬!
@sergiowinter5383
Жыл бұрын
honk honk would be great
@audiovisualcringe
Жыл бұрын
that one 🐬 episode of spongebob
@MrsKwan-fz6mf
Жыл бұрын
But what about when it's a serious movie then you just get pulled out because funny noise
@jennifertrandafir
Жыл бұрын
@@MrsKwan-fz6mf I'm sure there would be some appropriate sounds.
@setsers1
Жыл бұрын
Yes. It'd be funny.😆
@Correc7edAura
Жыл бұрын
Scarface will always be the funniest edited for TV movie I've ever seen. They just straight up turned it into a comedy.
@patrickmartineau1008
Жыл бұрын
The great thing about the TV Scarface is they added tons of cutting room floor outtakes not in the original just to make up for all the things they had to cut out for the TV edit. Not even sure if any of this is available on all the Scarface releases over the years.
@ps5blows317
Жыл бұрын
Pineapple
@hansolo9585
Жыл бұрын
Kidz Bop Scarface edition
@steveward6099
Жыл бұрын
This whole town is one big turkey just waiting to get plucked.
@sherezadevergara9440
Жыл бұрын
@@steveward6099 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
@nicholaswarman6794
Жыл бұрын
My favorite TV edit is from Die Hard With a Vengence where John has to walk down Harlem with the sign saying "I Hate N-words", hard er and everything. The TV version changed the sign to "I Hate Everybody", making it seem borderline silly when he gets attacked for it
@Garethsmod
Жыл бұрын
It's funny I think a recent episode of Rick and Morty made fun of that in an after credits gag.
@ThePirateprincess23
Жыл бұрын
I remember seeing that edit. It was pretty hilarious 😆.
@bronzewand
Жыл бұрын
The TV censored versions of Robocop are comedy gold 😅
@glencurtis6052
Жыл бұрын
Beat me to it!
@Cyril29a
Жыл бұрын
"Why me? Why me? Why me?"
@bregowine
Жыл бұрын
“Arrested C. Boddicker” AVGN episode vibes
@dbarkley350
Жыл бұрын
could I get 1k likes please. I've never gotten one in years
@nemopouncey3827
Жыл бұрын
TNT cut out thanos head being cut off on avengers endgame. TNT:oh we can't show the mad titan being decapitated. he's not real TNT.🙄
@nathanielmorgan9108
Жыл бұрын
TV censored movies were a gift for a younger me, I could watch so many more movies than I would normally be allowed to watch.
@gldmj55
Жыл бұрын
I still got the TV censored version of Spaceballs recorded on VHS. I used to watch it almost every night back in the 90's. It has just about every type of censoring throughout (alternate takes, overdubs, bleeps, silencing).
@gotohellqultist7770
Жыл бұрын
IM SURROUNDED BY MORONS! Yah the tv edit was the only edit I ever saw till the late 2000s
@JohnDoe-wq5eu
Жыл бұрын
I didn't realize until very recently just how much was taken out of the original for the TV version. I saw the TV version probably a dozen or more times growing up.
@murrtubereal
Жыл бұрын
You have to archive this somehow!
@lenini056
Жыл бұрын
@@gotohellqultist7770 keep firing morons!!!
@paulio4259
Жыл бұрын
I always enjoy these type of "random" videos that James does. He knows how to take a somewhat obscure topic and make it an interesting/informative discussion.
@Ironbat92
Жыл бұрын
I remember growing up with the TV versions of the Back to the Future movies. I was shocked to see the original version of them on DVD.
@KasumiKenshirou
Жыл бұрын
"Jeez Louise, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein!"
@thisiswhatilike54
Жыл бұрын
“Holy Jeez!”
@kevin2400
Жыл бұрын
When this baby hits 88 MPH . You’re gonna see some serious stuff
@randomviewer896
Жыл бұрын
I remember coming across a TV edit of Christmas vacation. They changed a TON of things. The most notable thing they did was mute the word "Jack Daniels" out of one of the lines Clark's father says. Clark's famous rant scene was also pretty hilariously muted too, with seemingly random sections of it muted out.
@codename617
Жыл бұрын
In the original cut, Falcon was General Esperanza's codename. But no one called him Mr. Falcon and it was never used again after Colonel Stewart picks up the General. Btw gotta love the Iran-Contra reference
@bunlengthweiner
Жыл бұрын
This
@shuruff904
Жыл бұрын
NERD!!!!! Edit: (im joking of course)
@oliverpalmer5673
Жыл бұрын
Great video. That Snakes on a Plane replacement dialogue is amazing. Ghostbusters was one of those films that had alternate scenes filmed for the TV version. For years I thought the version I taped off the telly had been redubbed but discovered only in the last few years that those scenes had actually been refilmed.
@jessesanchez1039
Жыл бұрын
What’s funny is that in the episode “The Gang Gets Held Hostage” of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Frank quotes the censored version of Die Hard when he fires his gun to scare the McPoyle’s. The show’s creators have acknowledged that the joke there is that he’s only ever seen the TV edit 😹😹😹
@Aeon2Flux
Жыл бұрын
Love that episode.. When Frank crawls to the Warning sign Charlie wrote...What are you trying to tell me Charlie?
@JohnDoe-wq5eu
Жыл бұрын
I mean "yippee-kiyaa Mr Falcon" is still an absolute classic.
@Mike-uh5xl
Жыл бұрын
The TV version of Demolition Man was something else since swearing was so integral to the humor of it. I had taped it off of TV and learned that they censored the audio but the closed captions were still intact. As far as extended scenes, I'm still looking for the TV edit of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective where Ace ends up in a bar looking for Ray Finkle (around the part where Ace ends up at Ray's parents place) and gets into a fight, so he takes out a contact lens and 'smashes' it to then use it as a weapon as if it was a broken bottle.
@Scrootumm
Жыл бұрын
Tv version of Casino when Joe Pesci scoldes Deniros character is one of the most unintentionally funny scenes in movie history
@grizzlywhisker
Жыл бұрын
I watched Die Hard 2 on TV a bunch of times in the 90's and the "Mr. Falcon" line always cracked me up. Don't even get me started on Die Hard 3 with the "I HATE EVERYBODY" sign lol.
@savagex378
Жыл бұрын
I remember watching the TV version of "Species 2" and hearing one of the characters shout "You piece of work!" to another character.
@colt5189
Жыл бұрын
"You know what's BS?" James started doing his own censorship of curse words.
@bgbd182
Жыл бұрын
I guess now it's not TV but KZitem
@esmooth919
Жыл бұрын
He had no choice. Big Daddy KZitem likes to censor people
@giovannygutierrez4930
Жыл бұрын
Why are you cersoring yourself
@theironfox2756
Жыл бұрын
The Crow "I feel like a worm on a big fishing hook" was the best executed one.
@exstock
9 ай бұрын
My favorite badly-dubbed for TV movie is The Big Hit. Their version of "monkey Fighting" is "motivator," and there's this scene where a stutterer bleeps it out over and over and over. The Faculty, with it's constant FLIP YOU! is pretty high up there, too.
@benharrison5816
Жыл бұрын
The TV edit of the "mirror scene" with Paul Rudd from the movie Wanderlust had me in tears. The original scene was hilarious itself, but when I saw it on TV I was dying.
@arcadeassassin7176
Жыл бұрын
A funny one is the Australian tv version of Raiders of the Lost Ark which i think aired on nine. They cut out the scene where the Nazis melt so in the tv version the ark just opens and then closes again and the Nazis are gone somehow. The strange thing is I remember seeing the uncensored version on tv as a kid meaning this was a more recent edit.
@cybercop0083
Жыл бұрын
They were here, now they are gone. What happened ? There is nothing scarier than what human imagination concocts😱😱😱
@ezekielbrockmann114
Жыл бұрын
After entirely memorizing and nearly wearing out our old VHS cassette, suddenly watching Blazing Saddles on TV was a TRIP!
@sheriffofrockridge9095
Жыл бұрын
What movie is that?
@SecretWars98
Жыл бұрын
@@sheriffofrockridge9095 Cute 😆
@michaelpipkin9942
Жыл бұрын
You use your mouth prettyah than a $5 dollah whhooooahhhh. I was trying to sound like Bill Burr....
@thebigbadwolf639
Жыл бұрын
An acid trip? I want one
@schtive81
Жыл бұрын
I always wanted TV edits to be included with special edition DVD's and such. With the way streaming services work, it makes me wonder why TV edits couldn't be an option for movies that have them? Also, the best Joe Pecci movies are the ones where he has the most f-bombs in his dialogue.
@OnslaughtSix
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes the TV edits would even include other scenes, like Pulp Fiction.
@lamecasuelas2
Жыл бұрын
Same thing with JACK!
@A_Black_Sheep94
Жыл бұрын
Because the censorship would be the TV network doing the edit, not the filmmakers. No?
@zippymufo9765
Жыл бұрын
@@A_Black_Sheep94 Sometimes it's the network, other times it's the filmmakers doing it. Bruce Campbell oversaw the TV edits for EVIL DEAD 2 and ARMY OF DARKNESS. But the TV network often buys exclusive rights, which is why they're not included on DVDs and Blu-Rays. (Some releases like SCARFACE and REPO MAN did include examples, tho).
@djruden
Жыл бұрын
In the late 90s, I remember watching Summer School on like TBS with friends and I will never forget the line. After having enough of the students antics, the teacher said "Enough of this CHIPS". I have used that line in line so many times since then LOL
@biga.b.1079
Жыл бұрын
The edited National lampoons vacation line when they ask for directions is as funny as the original.
@retrogameraaron4778
Жыл бұрын
Who do I look like? Christopher Columbo?
@Conradd-O-Lantern
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes that weird sound that they replaced swear words with on radio edits of songs is actually them reversing the line so it's being said backwards. When I was a kid I would always swear in reverse whenever necessary. "Let's kcuf this tihs up!"
@theanalogzone5724
Жыл бұрын
"Lets cuff this this up".
@arcturiandreamer
Жыл бұрын
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny has a censored audio version on the DVD that is redubbed and they made sure to make it as hilarious as possible. Highly recommend it.
@jamesmoyner7499
Жыл бұрын
Thankfully there are channels that will air films as they were originally made, unedited, uncut, Sundance, Turner Classic Movies, and IFC.
@doriphor
Жыл бұрын
I think the TV edit of The Goonies also had added scenes depending on the screening. These weren't newly filmed parts they were parts that were taken out of the theater release but TV stations were allowed to use them to adjust the length of a movie by adding removing scenes like this!
@Markimark151
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes the censored version of movies are funnier than the uncensored version. Especially Scarface, and also some movie musicals less dragged out.
@jesseblackmore8338
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes the replacement words are almost more offensive than the original censored word. I've found the censored versions pretty hilarious usually.
@Markimark151
Жыл бұрын
@@jesseblackmore8338 they replaced swear words with more meaningful words like baboons and crybabies!
@tommyozzy317
Жыл бұрын
“How did you get that scar? Eating pineapple?”
@awesomefanger
Жыл бұрын
Predator on network tv: “you set us up! It’s BALONEY all of it!”
@internettrash5120
Жыл бұрын
TV edits are pretty ridiculous but as stated near the end of the video, at times they'll include deleted scenes that aren't on any home video or streaming release such as the TV version of The Goonies, Scary Movie or as mentioned Halloween and I believe these versions should be preserved by fans or released officially such as the Halloween 2 TV Version that came with the Shout! Factory release of the movie
@dreamlandnightmare
Жыл бұрын
Other than the censoring of a few profane words, the TV version of Army of Darkness is superior to the theatrical cut. For one, the scene where a clone of Ash grows out of himself makes a lot more since with some preceded added footage.
@pepman423
Жыл бұрын
What happens in the extra goonies scene I've never heard of it have a TV only scene
@JohnDoe-wq5eu
Жыл бұрын
@@pepman423 Apparently, there's a couple of versions but most famously is the octopus scene. A scene literally referenced in the official movie thanks to a throwaway line at the very end.
@DonnaDoveWinters
Жыл бұрын
I once watched Casino on network TV. It was Joe Pesci walks into a room, Joe Pesci walks out of a room, entire scenes deleted. I got frustrated and just watched the uncensored streaming version on some streaming service. Why even bother showing a movie like that on TV if the entire plot is cut out?
@ArcanePath360
Жыл бұрын
In Britain, they don't just censor it, they cut entire bits out to meet their slot times so they can show adverts at allotted times
@sergiowinter5383
Жыл бұрын
TV director's cut
@NTEDOG561
Жыл бұрын
I hate that
@jdhcdfdfnikki3233
Жыл бұрын
Slavery
@qasimmir7117
10 ай бұрын
The worst I saw was Aragorn vs Lurtz being completely removed for violence. He just turns up, somehow Lurtz dies, then goes over to dying Boromir. Just think of all that hard work in training, shooting, and editing just to be deleted for TV sanitisation. The other was I, Robot, all of Spooner’s punchlines were cut for bad language which made none of those scenes making much sense.
@ArcanePath360
10 ай бұрын
@@qasimmir7117 Wow, never seen it that bad. If you didn't watch theatrical or DVD release, you'd never know
@DSaC_
Жыл бұрын
I was super upset when I watched Shrek 2 on TV at my Grandma's like a year ago. They cut out the scene during the police chase where Donkey yells "POLICE BRUTALITY" as one of them puts a knee on his neck.
@cheneethompson5756
11 ай бұрын
Same thing happened to me last year! My family and I were at a hotel, and were watching shrek 2 And they completely left out that scene!
@cheneethompson5756
9 ай бұрын
@joshuamunn2410 wow!
@stevensobota2191
Жыл бұрын
I remember The Breakfast Club was a fun one to watch on TV for the vast differences in dialog back in the ‘80s.
@moley249
Жыл бұрын
"I"VE HAD IT WITH THE MONKEY FRIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE" i love this
@HydraSpectre1138
Жыл бұрын
These TV edits are often hilarious. And some movies were also interesting for having exclusive scenes that were not on the theatrical cuts.
@kyleestheimer9454
Жыл бұрын
The E.T edit was gold 😅
@valedictwhoreian
Жыл бұрын
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps" will never be topped
@nemopouncey3827
Жыл бұрын
extended tv edits fox did that with lost world Jurassic park. Disney did it with remember the titans on wonderful world of Disney.
@darkdamara1155
Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that didn't happen to me when I slept in a car every night up in the Alps one springtime.. :D
@jdhcdfdfnikki3233
Жыл бұрын
Was Deliverence in the alps :D
@bunglegrinder247
Жыл бұрын
The tv version of The Hangover is wild. They changed so many of the lines and even re-shot parts of the movie to fit a TV14 rating
@driver_fan_7649
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget about the Planes Trains and Automobiles censor where his breakdown at the car rental place gets butchered
@lo1bo2
Жыл бұрын
The original is extra funny because the guy isn't screaming loudly or anything. It's a focused personal rant with great facials.
@theimortal1974
Жыл бұрын
i'd love to see more of james doing comedic dubbing to movies like in this video.
@Phantom.Gaming64
Жыл бұрын
Me too 😃
@wisdomr4179
Жыл бұрын
id love to see him censore an episode of nerd as satire.
@esmooth919
9 ай бұрын
@@wisdomr4179wish granted
@thatoneguy3332
9 ай бұрын
Well you’re in luck, he just did a video of censors 😂
@cybernightzero5891
Жыл бұрын
From Back to the Future Goerge: "You really think I ought to swear?" TV Networks: "No"
@bigglou
Жыл бұрын
TNT version: Yes, damnmit swear.
@joefell5311
Жыл бұрын
On the television show "The Goldbergs", Adam was upset when the TV version of "Die Hard" edited John McLane to say "Yippee Kiy Yay, melon farmer!". Classic.
@ADubiiousTask
Жыл бұрын
can totally tell you had fun making this one. your edits cracked me up funny stuff
@MudSluggerBP
Жыл бұрын
The Wizard of Oz one was pure gold 😂😂
@aurthurpendragon1015
Жыл бұрын
I would've loved to see Samuel L. Jackson's face when he had to record those censored lines. XD
@Greentunic84
Жыл бұрын
I use to watch a lot of R rated movies from the 80s and 90s on tv as a kid. You'd be able to watch that stuff on cable as a kid because the violence and language would be censored. Cant do that nowadays.
@mattwolf7698
Жыл бұрын
Many cable channels still edit movies. The thing is cable is dying.
@dimitarapostolov9788
Жыл бұрын
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!" -Sam Jackson, Snakes on a Plane (2006) - One of the BEST to this day!
@insertmetalusernamehere
Жыл бұрын
Same thing happened with me and ace ventura. The scene with cannibal corpse made me think I had a fever dream. There are two different versions.
@ideitbawxproductions1880
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers that edit. "*I'VE GOT DATES WITH YOUR MOTHERS!!*
@kheph777
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe you skipped over the scene in Ghostbusters (1984) where they were in the Mayor's office. They actually filmed two versions of the scene, so it wouldn't have to be dubbed. :)
@pokemon200016
Жыл бұрын
Was just about to mention this
@jimmymelendez1836
Жыл бұрын
One of my sisters just about lost it when Bill Murray's character in the movie says, "It's true, your Honor. The man is some kind of rodent, I don't know which..." In place of the original line that has an obscenity.
@JohnDoe-wq5eu
Жыл бұрын
I believe there's a version where he says ol' witless over there.
@kheph777
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-wq5eu - You might be right... that rings a bell...
@genebaker511
Жыл бұрын
My favorite audio re-dubbing is on Die Hard 2 where in one scene John McClane went on with his profanity rant and he was horribly dubbed.
@jchildr72
Жыл бұрын
The censored version of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" was always hilarious to watch. It had an additional scene in it as well.
@segasdreamer
Жыл бұрын
The Robocop 4k limited edition came with the TV edits from the 90's and I love it.
@captainschnapps2471
Жыл бұрын
Adding that to my shopping list 😏
@joeblankenship377
Жыл бұрын
"Friday" with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker always comes to mind when I think of hilarious overdubbing of cussing. "You got knocked the funk out, motor scooter!!"
@Jeviok
Жыл бұрын
The most hilarious one was the shitake mushroom scene from austin powers. It gets replaced with "dung" and "dungeness crab."
@dexter1981
Жыл бұрын
do the japanese people in the factory scene talking japanese? becase in the hungarian dub all the japanese people talking... hungarian, but using words and talking in a way that SOUNDS like japanese :D
@MrTraherne
Жыл бұрын
No Showgirls? That has to be the most epic TV version ever
@randdomize858
Жыл бұрын
I remember hearing a QOTSA song in the radio and they silenced the line 'I blow my load over the status quo '. Still makes me laugh
@lajenehuen260
Жыл бұрын
Do you know what song it was?
@randdomize858
Жыл бұрын
Smooth Sailing
@lajenehuen260
Жыл бұрын
@@randdomize858 Thank you!
@FrankReynolds182
Жыл бұрын
I remember there being a TV edit of The Lost World: Jurassic Park that featured an intro scene for Roland's character where he beats up some guys sexually harassing a waitress. I always thought that scene should've been in the actual movie because it does his character much more justice.
@The_Keh27
Жыл бұрын
When I had a radio show years ago, I could only play the music I wanted to after 9pm, due to CRTC profanity rules. Also, Netflix and Disney + do have edited versions of some things, not often language but other little things like the washing machine being turned into a pizza box in Lilo and Stitch. Side note - your version of ET would be so much better!
@TheAlexSchmidt
Жыл бұрын
One of the more infamous ones was covering up the mermaid's back in Splash.
@steamboatwill3.367
Жыл бұрын
the edit in Lilo & Stitch was done for the uk release.
@KopperNeoman
Жыл бұрын
A lot of those edits are for THE MESSAGE these days. The Lilo pizza box one is a charming throwback.
@art23428
Жыл бұрын
Nobody's caring sir
@vincenzobartone2539
Жыл бұрын
Upon discovering it, I enjoyed the old TV edit to Smokey and the Bandit. Apparently, form what I’ve read, the censoring of “sumb*tch” to “scumbum” was pretty popular among younger viewers and even would quote it
@feverXdream
Жыл бұрын
When I was a kid the funniest censorship was on TBS and TNT. The People Under the Stairs had some hilarious dubs. This video really took me back lol A list or countdown of the best/funniest dubs would be amazing!
@jmartin1774
Жыл бұрын
I remember "shut the FAITH up" People Under the Stairs
@feverXdream
Жыл бұрын
@@jmartin1774 yes! lol
@concretel10n
Жыл бұрын
Censorship is wild in the US. I believe after 9pm anything goes in the UK in terms of language.
@DeltaDemon1
Жыл бұрын
There's a STII scene that was in the TV edit but not on the VHS. It got restored in the DVD, I think, but it annoyed me because for years I had watched a VHS version taped off the TV. When I got the official movie on VHS, it was missing what I felt was an important scene.
@KasumiKenshirou
Жыл бұрын
ST:TMP had extra scenes on TV, too.
@DeltaDemon1
Жыл бұрын
@@KasumiKenshirou True, but it did not annoy me as much as I only watched it once or twice on TV. I close to memorized STII:TWOK from the TV edit.
@feathertailfanspoofs
Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they fully re-did a scene from Planes Trains and Automobiles (the car dealership scene) because removing those curse words would be too hard
@langostanostra
Жыл бұрын
As a kid, I watched a lot of movies and sometimes would catch the cable edited versions. I would watch certain movies to see what the differences were in the dialogue, sorta like a game.
@berniethekiwidragon4382
Жыл бұрын
For many years, I've watched the censored version of Terminator 2. There were a few scenes where stronger swears were edited out. The edits in those spots were always a little bit... well, felt unnatural, as if something was skipped.
@dcohen1359
Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite instances of TV censorship is in the second resident evil movie. They use the word motivator as a replacement. "Motivator please, my stuff is custom."
@dcohen1359
Жыл бұрын
@@JamesJohnson-tr1gu A fellow man of culture.
@jdhcdfdfnikki3233
Жыл бұрын
@@JamesJohnson-tr1gu that is a motivator
@ottobaron6392
Жыл бұрын
When I bought the paperback of "Blazing Saddles", there were photos that never appeared in the actual show, including additional shots of Sheriff Bart outwitting Mongo. Years later on Network television, they showed a cut of Blazing Saddles where not only was the language censored, but scenes that never made it into the theatrical cut, to give it more length. After seeing those scenes put back in, I understood why they had been cut out, because they slowed the pacing of the film to me.
@skipsch
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes with DMX on the radio it can be entertaining hearing the extra WHATs and UH-HUHs and barking thrown in to cover the profanity
@lucarocks7866
Жыл бұрын
Or Wu-Tang using all the sound effects like ringing bells, swords clashing, record scratches etc... Always found those versions more impactful and entertaining LOL.
@Monkeypole
Жыл бұрын
Funnily enough I was speaking to a friend today about the "I hate EVERYONE" edit in Die Hard With A Vengeance... Definitely seems you guys in the US have far more edits than us though, have never seen a film with a redub but it sounds hilarious!
@bigglou
Жыл бұрын
The thing about the sign is that's what it really says. It was digitally changed in post.
@JohnnyProctor9
Жыл бұрын
Yippee kie yay, Mr. Falcon! I wish that we could still get ahold of these "tv edit" copies of the films... 😆
@MS-ox4fl
Жыл бұрын
Madtv did a hilarious , "Censored Sopranos," for Pax TV spoof. Made me laugh out loud quite a bit.
@cockynoodle
Жыл бұрын
Another kinda similar dying trend is movies getting renamed in different languages. In norwegian for example, 'Die Hard' is called 'Operation Skyscraper'.
@anueutsuho7425
Жыл бұрын
Or even worse: Godzilla vs Megalon was renamed in Italy to "King Kong vs Superman"
@ConstantineFurman
Жыл бұрын
@@anueutsuho7425 No, the Italian title of "Megalon" is "To the Limits of Reality." Maybe you're thinking of the movie's title in Spain, "Gorgo and Superman Meet in Tokyo"?
@anueutsuho7425
Жыл бұрын
@@ConstantineFurman Oh, yes, you're right. I apologize for the error.
@ConstantineFurman
Жыл бұрын
@@anueutsuho7425 Not at all!
@biobroly9324
Жыл бұрын
I remember seeing Goonies on Disney as a kid. It was a censored mess
@JohnDoe-wq5eu
Жыл бұрын
If it isn't a very mild animated movie I wouldn't bother watching it on Disney.
@AMP3083official
Жыл бұрын
Like comedian Bill Hick once said: "You either show the movie [on TV] as the filmmakers intended it to be, or don't show it at all."
@ghost_to_a_ghost
Жыл бұрын
Bill Hicks forever ❤️ RIP
@verdigrau
Жыл бұрын
De Niro arguing over the phone with Joe Pantoliano in Midnight Run is another hilarious one. Practically the whole conversation had to be dubbed over.
@jdmarsh91
Жыл бұрын
That E.T. edit had me rolling 🤣
@gueropalma6649
Жыл бұрын
I love how they muted out "rat farts" in caddyshack on comedy central 😂
@kingalec6446
Жыл бұрын
I remember when I overheard Goodfellas playing on tv, I heard the audio being constantly changed and thought something was wrong with the tv. I found out it was because of the swears.
@sergiowinter5383
Жыл бұрын
It's a conspiracy to make you buy a new TV
@fadjeb8254
Жыл бұрын
@@sergiowinter5383 I wouldn't be surprised
@YokozunaNumber1
Жыл бұрын
I can't remember which movie it was, but there was a censored dub in the 1990s that replaced every "motherf*cker" with "marshmallow". I'd love to see it again -- just that version.
@Simeautomatic100
Жыл бұрын
*B.E.T. are the kings of TV edits! Poetic Justice, Baby Boy etc..... COMEDY GOLD!!*
@Skullmiser
Жыл бұрын
The censored death in "Return of the Joker" was ten times scarier and more violent than the uncensored version... but at least they didn't have any guns...
@ZantZora
Жыл бұрын
The worst kind of TV edit is when they take a movie shot in 2.39:1 and crop it to 1.78:1.
@bigglou
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget 1:78 to 4:3.
@cumexolaf3276
Жыл бұрын
There should be a law that forces the TV channels to MARK the movie's title as what it is. Example: "Today, 8 pm - Ghostbusters II (censored version)"
@donkarasu-9644
Жыл бұрын
I remember seeing an airing of Wayne's World that has pop-up trivia, and was a little thrown off by the language censoring.
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