Bryan Johnson at the age of 539, curiously takes a small bite of a cookie and becomes so overwhelmed with happiness that he falls over and dies.
@benjaminohloff7819
9 ай бұрын
You might have no plans to meet death. But death does have plans to meet you.
@rubyparchment5523
3 ай бұрын
Love this! These folks think they’re outsmarting God, and Madison Avenue runs with this wacky way of thinking.
@LifesAPeach2Me
Ай бұрын
4:24 I wonder why the pills he's taking to make him _live forever_ are instead making him look like a woman? I see Caitlyn Jenner...weird!
@solstice1681
9 ай бұрын
"all sex is scheduled, worse yet the sex is with Brian" 😂 Doctor Grande what would I do without your humor? Keep up the great work!
@TazTom
6 ай бұрын
💀🎤
@mick7even
5 ай бұрын
Seriously and the Cookie Monster riff was amazing
@justanopinionsincerelynoof3860
5 ай бұрын
He is not that funny😄
@orion7881
5 ай бұрын
laughed my ass off at that
@maggiebastolla5430
5 ай бұрын
I know 😂! I’m still laughing!!
@anthia1156
9 ай бұрын
Bryan Johnson looks both young and old, like a vampire. I can easily imagine him rising from his coffin after sunset.
@Stray..
9 ай бұрын
If eating a cookie is an act of violence I have been incredibly violent in my life.
@mistersniffer6838
5 ай бұрын
Im Jack the ripper!!
@lisaholt-adamec5669
9 ай бұрын
My mom is 101. She never took a vitamin, used antibacterial soap or sanitizers, she eats chocolate everyday and still walks without a walker . She is 100% present in conversation. She shows no signs of slowing down. The only thing i can guess about her longevity is that she generally a happy grateful person. One thing to add, her friends, husband and life as she knew it are all dead. Just her children remain. Why would you want to live beyond most of the things (people) you know and love? I’ve seen this guy on many podcasts casts and i don’t think he does anything for humanity other than to teach how to make money by selling another idea.
@Gen.WhiteHonky
9 ай бұрын
he wants to be younger, longer. that's different than just living a long time
@My_Girl_Milley
9 ай бұрын
Wishing you and your mom many more happy years ahead!!! Time to eat some chocolate 🍫
@LoveOneAnotherHeSaid
9 ай бұрын
Jeanne Calment (France) outlived her children and went on to 117 saying "I have only one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it." Lived like your ma. Used her capacities to the full.
@Fx_-
9 ай бұрын
I want to be the first person to live to 1,000,000
@nhmooytis7058
9 ай бұрын
I’m 71 and don’t understand why people think when you’re old all your friends are dead. In my sixties I had friends ages 20 to 89. My best friend now is 39. Yes, the friends older than I am will go before me but the younger ones won’t. And anyone with grandchildren will have them. Life is different than when I was 20 but so what? I’m interested in the world as it is now. I don’t live in the past I live in the present, and look forward to the future which includes finishing and publishing my novel, and continuing the traveling I started at 65. I lived in NZ and AU, visited Bali and Fiji, now live in Hawaii and want to go to Japan next spring.
@Apocryphal_Soldier
9 ай бұрын
“…worse yet, the sex is with Brian…” The way you said that with such a straight unaffected face gave me a big belly laugh! 😂
@inkerikavantera
9 ай бұрын
same.😅😅😅
@Sandy-of6gq
9 ай бұрын
The burn 😂
@bonnielee316
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, feels like sex with a robot; some narcissists feel like that. They ain’t got no soul! No wonder why he’s afraid of death; no soul to move onto the next life/journey, if there is one.
@ExpandingHeart
9 ай бұрын
My favorite line among many good ones.
@gossamer9966
9 ай бұрын
The ex was a disgusting person who deserved to lose in court. The guy doesn't hide that he's ridiculous, she thought she could blackmail him.
@ReginaFalange.1
9 ай бұрын
“Worse yet, the sex is with Bryan.” That made me chuckle Dr Grande. He is one creepy dude, there’s just something a little ‘off’ about him. Plus for someone that’s so obsessed with youth and anti-aging, he looks older than he is.
@lupusinfabulaaa
9 ай бұрын
He looks miserable and terrifying.
@michellewitt2071
9 ай бұрын
There is something very off with him
@corrineagnello4584
9 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at that comment and the deadpan face he had. That was great !
@gossamer9966
9 ай бұрын
@@lupusinfabulaaaOmg agreed! Looks like he's wearing bad makeup in some pics. He's rrached Uncanny Valley Territory for sure!
@gossamer9966
9 ай бұрын
He probably has bizarre sex belifs like he needs to keep his sperm from leaving his body and "sex" is standing there staring at each other.😂
@Svelasc2
9 ай бұрын
Bryan is reminding me of Howard Hughes, so much money and time, and striving for immortality, yet afraid of the fact that he will ultimately give into mother nature, like the rest of us.
@chrischristoferson1191
9 ай бұрын
💯
@Lionstar16
9 ай бұрын
As they say, there are only two certainties in life: death and taxes
@redacted9990
9 ай бұрын
Not even dude. He doesn’t claim to actually want to live to forever, and he is actually super charitable and gives away all of his findings for free on his website. He basically has the mentality that people need to quit their bad habits and be more disciplined because overall our population is losing control over their lives. He also says he thinks very disciplined and healthy living is key to humanities path in the future that is coming with AI and a general shift in human habits.
@nanettevantriesteharder2469
9 ай бұрын
@Eph2.8-9 Ephesians 2:8-10 (NIV) says, "For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God-not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God’s handiwork, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do." Of that quote, the last verse speaks to the meaning and purpose of the created body of believers, which is not supposed to engage in self-idolatry of any kind under the tenets of the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20).
@not_glad
9 ай бұрын
@Eph2.8-9If you get to live forever peacefully what's the point of good food or cold water? Surely eating and drinking aren't necessary when you can no longer die. Also if someone has to go to a lake of fire for eternity I'd rather go and keep them company through the misery then sit around with a bunch of people sitting around peacefully whilst smugly and unnecessarily eating and drinking.
@discospiders
9 ай бұрын
My great grandpa died at age 98. He was off the boat Italian. He smoked cigarettes for 87 yrs and drank whiskey and red wine daily. He only ate food he grew, or hunted himself. I think that’s the key. Good genes plus good food.
@tppdc1495
9 ай бұрын
And good luck.
@wiseguy9202
9 ай бұрын
Mostly good genes... because he is the exception to the rule. My great grandmother lived a similar long life. Everyone around her living in similar conditions died off in their 40's, 50's, and 60's.
@Jasmine215100
9 ай бұрын
Yes! Also, I think a very strong immune system that works up to par helps too (It keeps cancers and other diseases from taking over)! @@tppdc1495
@pandakicker1
9 ай бұрын
𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀!
@GlacialRidgeHomestead
9 ай бұрын
Genes play a lot into that. You are lucky you have good genes. Both my parents died of lung cancer, both smoked. Cigarette companies were/are evil for adding ingredients to get people more addicted to them. I probably could have had a couple more decades with my parents if not for them.
@Dr-Curious
9 ай бұрын
The people who think they are the smartest are so often the slowest.
@carweee
9 ай бұрын
Living and existing are different things… Thanks Dr Grande for the analysis!
@mattv5935
9 ай бұрын
I'd rather learn to have a disciplined calm mind like Brian than be a slave to my mind with unhealthy habits. I can guarantee it's happier than the average person and it's not because of the money
@InvisibleWarrior279
9 ай бұрын
Yuck. My Grandma lived to 103. Her anti-aging strategy in its entirety was HAVING GOOD GENES 🙄🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️.
@It-is-me...Melsie
9 ай бұрын
Lucky you! All of my grandparents where dead by 70.
@Smithpolly
9 ай бұрын
That's definitely part of it. That said, I don't suppose she was working in an asbestos factory.
@jjsmama401
9 ай бұрын
Seriously. My grandma is 102. Personally I don’t want to live that long
@tanikokishimoto1604
9 ай бұрын
I'm 70. I hope for another 20 years, if I can continue a good quality of life.
@shameronstar7220
9 ай бұрын
@@jjsmama401 What is 100 now won't be 100 in the next 50 years tbh People living to be 120 might start becoming a regular occurrence.
@catharinepizzarello4784
9 ай бұрын
He has a death grip on his life and is completely self involved. He made no secret of this. My question is why anyone would go on more than one date with him.
@janoraj4667
9 ай бұрын
I was wondering about that, too! He is just another lunatic, but why waste your precious time on such a self-centered person?
@drinkwater9891
9 ай бұрын
she wanted money and fame like most girls
@asc7369
9 ай бұрын
I found your comments insightful. The live forever guy has stripped his life of joy and replaced it with self obsession.
@deadsteve2180
9 ай бұрын
My Irish great aunt lived untill she was 102. She smoked everday from the of age 12 untill she was 93. She drank Jamesons whisky, cups of tea and ham sandwiches everday, and thats all. She never went to the doctor once in her entire life or took one single pill untill age 93. She went to the local shops, my Nans, went into the town centre once a month and down the countryside 3 times in her entire life. No stress you see. Simple life.
@peekaboots01
9 ай бұрын
My mother is 97 and has had the simplest life of anyone I've ever known.
@tdgdbs1
9 ай бұрын
I bet she ate foods in natural state and had an active life.
@wittymystic7361
9 ай бұрын
Whiskey is actually considered to be highly medicinal by some. I hope you inherited some of her genes.
@JohnnyWhytetrash
9 ай бұрын
Your aunt was a racist bigot. They live the longest.
@JocieFire
9 ай бұрын
Walking everywhere and hanging up your laundry seem to lead to longevity.
@AMM3.
9 ай бұрын
That sounds like a sentence. You have to remain here on earth forever. You never get the answer to the biggest question "what happens after?" You would envy those who died and moved on
@areloagrande6243
9 ай бұрын
My money is on the Cookie Monster.
@tomfoolery342
9 ай бұрын
So, this is the story of a gold digger who wanted to marry a person who is obviously insane, so now she's not getting as much money from this nutter as she thought, got it!!
@geraldfriend256
9 ай бұрын
As timeless as tales get, a classic
@It-is-me...Melsie
9 ай бұрын
Ugh, I can't stand the "he manipulated me" just because she has some regrets. We've all had regrets in relationships.
@frankshorter449
9 ай бұрын
Great point
@klopcodez
9 ай бұрын
Remember a woman tells you everything you need to hear your the best she ever had and as soon as you leave you were abusive, and so on same thing she told 3-50 others and how they were the best choice don’t be manipulated with bs know what manipulation is
@KaarinaKimdaly
9 ай бұрын
@@klopcodez Apparently, he told her to leave. You sound either unlucky in love or just misogynistic--too bad.
@ztjcarolina
9 ай бұрын
Love it Dr Grande! You hit the nail on the head every time. The dry comedy never gets old. Thanks
@thetwelfth9987
9 ай бұрын
Nothing can make you more afraid of death than realizing you didn’t live your life on your death bed. The secret to beating death is live, laugh, love.
@drinkwater9891
9 ай бұрын
tahts not how deathw orks lol, death comes either way
@giovannisantostasi9615
8 ай бұрын
How that is beating death?
@drinkwater9891
8 ай бұрын
@@giovannisantostasi9615 they delete my comments
@tinafeyalien
Ай бұрын
I think you'll find that it's eat, pray, love 😂
@thetwelfth9987
Ай бұрын
@@tinafeyalien no imma live, eat, pray, laugh, love trust the process 🐝
@snippysnacks9193
9 ай бұрын
This gets kudos from me for being the saltiest Dr. Grande analysis I've ever seen. 😂 I have watched Bryan's interview on Diary of a Ceo. I think even if his attempts at longevity are successful, he's chosen quantity over quality in life.
@christinewatson1989
9 ай бұрын
He talks about how unhappy and unhealthy he was prior to starting Blueprint though.
@nanettevantriesteharder2469
9 ай бұрын
@@christinewatson1989 That does not mean that he is more physically and mentally healthy now. He could be delusional with a Cluster A personality disorder and have OCD.
@christinewatson1989
9 ай бұрын
@@nanettevantriesteharder2469 And you can't be genuinely happy that way? I have OCD and I'm happy. He probably had OCPD. People with OCPD are often very content with the way they are.
@nanettevantriesteharder2469
9 ай бұрын
@@christinewatson1989 That is a strawman argument because I never said nor implied that.
@aquarius5461
9 ай бұрын
I think I will forfeit living forever, for my double chocolate chip cookies. It’s worth the risk lol.
@casparillo987
9 ай бұрын
😂👍
@magicbeans3509
9 ай бұрын
Absolute violence lol
@megalopolis2015
9 ай бұрын
He has a lot in common with Cypher and the WEF, who are more concerned about artificial connectedness and longevity at any cost. People can be so busy trying to exist forever that they diminish what it means to Live.
@thelocalmaladroit8873
9 ай бұрын
Problem is Bryan is not living. He’s just alive.
@trentw.3566
9 ай бұрын
Bryan has a severe character disorder and cannot enjoy his life.
@mattv5935
9 ай бұрын
@@trentw.3566go watch his videos he sounds a lot happier than the average person who's a slave to their addictions
@bonnielee316
9 ай бұрын
Maybe he wants to live till there’s a cure for depression or personality disorder, hahaha!
@bonnielee316
9 ай бұрын
Maybe that’s why some people with a personality disorder is afraid of death. They’re afraid that they ain’t got no soul, to move onto the, “ next life “, lol!
@robynhope219
7 ай бұрын
I had the same thought...the living dead.
@hubertfarnsworth8506
9 ай бұрын
Its not about living forever, its about forever living with yourself - Captain Teague
@skyjim777
5 ай бұрын
OMG! This is your best video yet. The wit is snappy and hilarious. Spot on! Keep it up!
@conniescrustycharredcooter2476
9 ай бұрын
I just watered my Christmas cactus!
@NadineCallan
9 ай бұрын
"worse yet. The sex is with Brian." BWAHAHAHAH I almost choked on a piece of cheese. gawd 🤣😂
@borano2031
9 ай бұрын
Cheese?? You´d be glad it wasn´t a chocolate cookie. That would probably have caused your death, as they´re designed to do sooner or later... Rgr
@NadineCallan
9 ай бұрын
@@borano2031 I'd die happy. I figure he might be surprised that doing anything can make it so you don't live forever. Enjoy the time you have is my preferred way. 49 years old and pretty happy.
@chrish4nsen
9 ай бұрын
I like how there’s no focus on his ex blackmailing him to pay her 9m/month. Sure he has some screws loose. But blackmail doesn’t sound like just “being aggravated” and neither is it warranted tbh. She’s clearly a problematic gold digger.
@olgasho6687
9 ай бұрын
Thank you one more time for the best sarcastic humour in your videos) Honestly, you are way funnier than most stand-up comedians nowadays.
@lunacatfish
5 ай бұрын
Kudos to Dr. Grande for your entertaining analysis and humor in this one :)
@BoxofRain-ff4td
9 ай бұрын
This world is not my home. The last thing I want is to spend an eternity here.
@tantelila7464
9 ай бұрын
He won't live forever, but his lifestyle will make it seem that way to him.
@richardhart9204
9 ай бұрын
Yep.
@0ned
9 ай бұрын
I love your disclaimer This is not a diagnosis its gonzo journalism
@drinkwater9891
9 ай бұрын
lol "journalism", its just youtube clickbait crap
@NASkeywest
9 ай бұрын
Bryan should be given credit for making all of his findings available to the public for free. Maybe you can’t afford all he does but he shows all the data.
@LtClean1
9 ай бұрын
yeah idk so many people just hate him for no reason, whether he's an insane weirdo or not he's trying to do something for people. not just himself. Putting everything out there for the public is proof of that.
@KaarinaKimdaly
9 ай бұрын
@@LtClean1 Maybe he just wants attention. THE REAL YOGIS IN THE Himalaya can live multiple centuries. We are now in Kali yuga and lifespans are supposed to generally become shorter, as well. As people become uglier and more predatory and unethical.
@mattv5935
9 ай бұрын
@@KaarinaKimdaly yeah, until we find scientific proof of that we're going to stick with what we know
@leehalloway8787
9 ай бұрын
One issue with that is that the data is on him. Those results won't be the same for everyone.
@TubeAddict999
9 ай бұрын
Exactly, he's publishing a wealth of data and healthy recipes that have been proven to beneficial by his dedicated and fanatical testing methods. Some might see this as insane but I see this as kind and generous. Thank you Bryan keep going. Please!
@CynthiaMiller-px9yb
9 ай бұрын
Thank you for giving us the gift of laughter. I needed some chuckles and you provided.
@brad9284
9 ай бұрын
A cookie free landscape of devastation. Not a chocolate chip in sight 😢
@mmccready5075
9 ай бұрын
Beautiful phrase.
@sugarjones731
9 ай бұрын
He is so creepy looking
@rh_BOSS
5 ай бұрын
Botox and various other skin treatments tend to cause that effect, yes. As Bill Burr puts it "you can be 50 and look 50, or you can be 50 and look like a 30-year-old lizard".
@michaelmoorrees3585
9 ай бұрын
Clearly suing someone for being an asshole is NOT civilly actionable. Unfortunately, with most lawsuits, especially between businesses, there is no good guy versus bad guy. Just two bad guys clogging up the courts. His ex-fiancé is lucky that he's out of her life. As for him living forever, he found a group of conmen, who just happened to have medical degrees. Guess they're not savvy enough to be pharmaceutical executives.
@h0rriphic
9 ай бұрын
well put
@Aaron-kj8dv
9 ай бұрын
So true, even think about what kind of woman would get engaged to him. This guy could wear a huge red flag as a cape and some women would be into him.
@donalynette
9 ай бұрын
I think u r correct. He was taking & relying on too many supplements. Some doctors were pandering to his unhealthy fear of dying, & an obsession on youth.
@musicformindmfm5351
9 ай бұрын
your channel is going down. it was 2 years ago interesting. whats the point of the video. dude just won battle against false claims. he have money and time to experience and upgrade his body. you are just like robot who just pushes agendas last 2 years.
@mangore623
9 ай бұрын
She lost. That tells you who was the asshole.
@tuvia4082
9 ай бұрын
Thanks Dr. Grande. Sometimes money, well, makes people stupid.
@mikefa5891
5 ай бұрын
Evidently the court had valid reasons to believe Bryan Johnson was falsely accused by his greedy ex-fiance and her despicable and unscrupulous legal team.
@ke6264
9 ай бұрын
My uncle cliff is 98 years old he smokes and drinks and has never lost his mobility. He is in his right mind and has no major health problems.
@HeavyProfessor
9 ай бұрын
Dude's sick
@gracieallan4124
9 ай бұрын
Way to ruin your current life by trying to avoid its inevitable end
@erikshure360
9 ай бұрын
The main goal in life is to survive. It's incredible how people have gotten so conformable that they forget this simple truth.
@fizzydante
9 ай бұрын
When I was a little kid I used to be a fan of the woman who’s suing him, i watched her videos religiously 😭
@anuta525
8 ай бұрын
I think she deserves what she is asking for. She helped him a lot
@sandram2974
9 ай бұрын
That Cookie Monster comment was probably Dr. Grande’s finest quip to date. 😄
@Mainecoon_Izzy
9 ай бұрын
“Sex is scheduled…. But even worse, with BRYAN”…LOL ! Love your humor, Dr. G! 💜
@carnifaxx
9 ай бұрын
Well, the life he presents as a goal would definitely feel much longer... :D It almost sounds like he has some kind of OCD...
@0ned
9 ай бұрын
Robert Otto Becker's electrochemical cellular regeneration can regrow entire amputated limbs but the pharmaceutical industry rejects energy medicine
@0ned
9 ай бұрын
COINTELPRO says they have MedBeds but they're actually the new Swiss suicide pods, predictive programming in Netflix "What Happened to Monday?"
@0ned
9 ай бұрын
Naturally my inferences are all extrapolated. I heard a conspiracy theory once; it went: How many suckers does it take to make a tentacle and whose octopus is it anyway? Good Cop, Bad Cop, and their neverending hangover! Their father, their mother, and their whole generation! Their mustache, their girdle, and their hairy eyeball! The reptile, the octopus, and the sponge! The cult, the conspiracy, and the colony! The Bogdanoff twins and the Big Bang! Fill in the blanks! It's a unifying conspiracy theory of everything! Two's conspiracy; five's a riot - it only takes one bigot - but a hundred people is a tiny tiny military operation. Military intelligence is oxymoron and military counterintelligence is cliché! but Counterintelligence isn't fraud: it's espionage⸮ Brainwashing isn't fraud: it's psychological warfare⸮ Cover-Up isn't fraud: it's military secrecy⸮ Disinformation isn't fraud: it's police interrogation tactic⸮ Gatekeeping isn't fraud: it's censorship⸮ Gaslighting isn't fraud: it's emotional abuse⸮ Propaganda isn't fraud: it's politics⸮ Euphemism isn't fraud: it's rhetoric⸮ Fraud isn't fraud: that's an insult!
@johnharrisonschulz
9 ай бұрын
The secret to anti-aging is.... Procreation.
@RepentImmediately
9 ай бұрын
Hmmm...sex, sure, but definitely not procreation. I helped a woman navigate her twin infants out of her car the other day in a UPS parking lot....she looked to be in her mid or late 30s but it was obvious she hadn't colored her hair since the twins were born cuz she had a couple inches of fully gray roots. She told me she also has a child who's 3 whereas I'm 41 and child-free, have only a few grays, and most people think I'm in my late 20s or early 30s.
@fromthepeanutgallery1084
9 ай бұрын
Hair dye, makeup, botox, soft lighting, wide angle shots is 90% of it from what I see. With those old Hollywood techniques alone I can make my 90 year old grandmother look 40.
@janecee5499
9 ай бұрын
The ultimate 'vanity project'... You've raised a brilliant point.... Is The Cookie Monster the epitomal hero, saving the rest of us from a life dominated by cookies...I pray that i can be perpetually reincarnated as a Cookie Monster thus saving humanity from itself and being able to live forever....win/win😂😂😂
@umanicksy7107
9 ай бұрын
“Worse yet the sex is with Brian” I’m dying from laughter😂
@umanicksy7107
9 ай бұрын
He’s better than half the comedians I see on here.
@melaninqueen707
9 ай бұрын
“Excessive cookie consumption” is something I’m absolutely cool with sir 😂😂
@jennyl.5358
9 ай бұрын
There's an island in Greece where the majority of people live into their 90s. They are active, eat well (mainly off the land) & are happy. Simple but effective
@annann4786
9 ай бұрын
Don’t curse anyone, wish them long life instead.
@purrroudbeauty
9 ай бұрын
Very interesting topic & analysis. Too many layers in this story to grasp this all at once.
@rogerwilco4736
9 ай бұрын
The very fact that he was involved with LDS at 19 y.o signifies he delusional from a young age
@rowanrobbins
9 ай бұрын
A recent study concluded that exercise actually ages one faster. Hmmm, now what?
@Flamsterette
9 ай бұрын
Thanks for the upload right before the early hockey game, Dr. Grande! Your true fans love your humour and sarcasm. December 16 is Stupid Toy Day, Zionism Day, Chocolate-Covered Anything Day (gotta have some President's Choice Dark Chocolate-Covered Cranberries later!), Day of Reconciliation, National Green Chili Day, Barbie and Barney Backlash Day, Sleep Comfort Day, and the Boston Tea Anniversary Day.
@bonnielee316
9 ай бұрын
I’ve got some Payday mini candy in the cupboard. I guess I can have one any day and celebrate. Yum! A small little pick-me-up!
@Flamsterette
9 ай бұрын
@@bonnielee316 Hey, that works!
@bonnielee316
9 ай бұрын
@ Flamsterette, Thanks and I enjoyed your comment. It was informative. Tonight, though, I made myself a wine cooler. I got my sugar that way, this-go-round, lol, I do feel spoiled living here in the land of plenty, U.S. lol! When, even if you’re poor, you still can afford to indulge sometimes. A bad bottle of wine that’s easily fixed lol! 💪😄
@Flamsterette
9 ай бұрын
@@bonnielee316 You are correct!
@spookmagooked3017
9 ай бұрын
"Worse yet, the sex is with Brian." Ouch! That might be the sickest burn I've ever heard Dr. Grande give someone. 😂😂😂
@tamaraclaw
9 ай бұрын
I giggled at that remark
@exnihilonihilfit6316
9 ай бұрын
He's burning himself (in resentment, envy and shiТty philosophy) so whatever. The critique of losers is irrelevant.
@drinkwater9891
9 ай бұрын
sounds like a jealous type statement to me. as if women would prefer to sleep with this grande looking weirdo instead lol
@JPlokford
9 ай бұрын
Dr Grande gets funnier with every video.
@DrVonChilla
9 ай бұрын
Bryan should've simply retired to The Good Life in 2013. NOTHING reverses aging. In the same way that "youth is wasted on the young", being rich is wasted on the wealthy.
@russingersoll5761
8 ай бұрын
Regardless of how weird he is, she CHOSE him. Being strange is not a crime. This money grabber is a "victim" of her own judgment and needs to take personal responsibility.
@michaelvaughn7137
9 ай бұрын
Tell me he's 90 years old in this photo and my interest will perk up but otherwise he's a scam artist !
@user-cq8fk8ej4h
9 ай бұрын
"Worse yet, the sex is with Bryan" Savage AF!😂😂😂
@kellyyork3898
9 ай бұрын
Just my opinion, but it seems to me that the meaner a person is, the longer they live, They just won’t leave earth in a timely manner for some reason.
@jimcronin2043
9 ай бұрын
How is Bryan going to feel when, after devoting his life to making his life miserable, he discovers that he is actually mortal?
@uniquechannelnames
9 ай бұрын
Well if he suffered from depression for 10 yesrs I assume he'll either have a huge mental breakdown followed by depression. Or he'll double down on his insanity
@RepentImmediately
9 ай бұрын
@@uniquechannelnamesif not that he'll have a narcissistic implosion like Kody Brown did when his wives started leaving him.
@r99716
9 ай бұрын
he'll never realize that he's mortal, because when (if!?) he dies, he won't be conscious to realize it
@jimcronin2043
9 ай бұрын
In my experience I have found that often people on the road to death are aware of it before anyone else-even their attending physicians.@@r99716
@MonsterManStan
9 ай бұрын
How will the people attempting to build flying machines feel when they discover they aren't birds? Oh wait, that's from the last century. Yeah, we probably have all the knowledge in the world now. No point in questing for more. Guess we're just stuck with the technology we have now. Shame anyone for trying. Damn.
@jmac8834
9 ай бұрын
"All sex is scheduled. Worse yet, the sex is with Bryan." Delivered in a deadpan voice. 🤣🤣🤣 Oh Dr. G!!
@ellengans8739
9 ай бұрын
Once again you've nailed it Dr. Grande
@MarabelleBlue
9 ай бұрын
Poor Bryan. Obsessed with living forever. I ate a brownie while watching this. Absolutely no regrets.
@exnihilonihilfit6316
9 ай бұрын
You violated yourself. Enjoy that health decline with no regrets. Specifically the brain damage from wheat.
@jennh2096
8 ай бұрын
Even if he was a horrible person, I dont understand how never being married there is any obligation to pay her anything, unless he broke an employment contract. They never got married and his wealth was accumulated before their relationship. How is she entitled to that just because she realized he was a manipulative narcissist and they broke up without ever having been married? Many women divorce abusive narcissists and we dont get paid a dime for our trauma. Hes definitely a nut, but that doesnt make her entitled to his money that he earned without her
@Bigeconk
9 ай бұрын
300 million is unreal in 2013 i don’t even need 1 million what a world we live in
@2zaqxsw
9 ай бұрын
I hope his anti-aging home is travelling at the speed of light or located on the event horizon of a black hole, otherwise I don't think it will slow down aging.
@markallen2984
5 ай бұрын
"A world overpopulated by immortals waging an ongoing war against cookies" That's gold, Jerry. GOLD!
@joshwyble6558
9 ай бұрын
Dr. Grande is legendary for his wide assortment of burns. Sometimes it is a slow burn and sometimes it is instant scorched Earth. One of his trademarks is his deadpan style of dry delivery that increases the effect of the joke by saying funny things with a serious face... When it comes to throwing shade on someone, Dr. Grande is a California Redwood lowkey attempting to pose as a non threatening Bonsai.
@ilovemycat___
9 ай бұрын
Thanks for another great analysis DrG. Would you mind considering doing an update on the Hannah Payne sentencing? It would be really interesting to know how you felt it compares to the punishment given to crocked police officers who have done similar. Thanks
@GreenTara2010
9 ай бұрын
"He has erased what it means to be human in order to pursue eternal life" YES
@jstnxprsn
9 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention Mr Johnson's stint as the lead singer for AC DC. LOLOL
@beatpirate8
9 ай бұрын
its called having money. low stress. hydrating. deferring stressful responsibilities to other people to caretake. i dont believe any of this
@0ned
9 ай бұрын
You actually need stress in life The difference is in stress management
@casieatthe393
9 ай бұрын
“Worse yet, the sex is with Bryan” -That classic Dr Grande humor
@beverlyfoxmartin3667
9 ай бұрын
"Worse yet, the sex is with Brian!" I laughed out loud at your deadpan delivery of this hilarious line.😅😂
@lindsayboykin
9 ай бұрын
as entertained as i was by the comedy here, you gotta give brian some credit for integrating his beliefs and lifestyle because it isn't easy to live eccentric ideas, even though that may be the only reason that some of the cooler changes in history happened
@amedeocalandriello756
9 ай бұрын
My anti aging routine revolves around listening to Dr. Grande.
@nanettevantriesteharder2469
9 ай бұрын
It is said that "laughter is the best medicine."
@keekeejenkins6162
9 ай бұрын
I agree when it's videos like this. But the murder/death/violence videos have a way to tear someone down. I had to stop watching regularly b/c it got a little depressing for me.
@exnihilonihilfit6316
9 ай бұрын
listening to a rationalizing envious loser, nice
@thomasdewolfhound6458
9 ай бұрын
Dr Grande - on form as usual with best and super subtle comments delivered without a trace of emotion.
@juliereynolds3488
9 ай бұрын
"...Worse yet, the sex is with Bryan." LOL Great video as always, Dr. G!
@eehirsch
9 ай бұрын
While Bryan's approach is undeniably extreme on all levels, it's also rather extreme to categorically discount all of his interventions. The research is very clear that the health-span of one's life (The years one remains healthy and able to truly enjoy life) is greatly impacted by various behaviors and not solely on genetics, as mentioned in this video. There are numerous things that Brian does which would be tremendously advantageous for everyone to adopt, so while the full package is certainly extreme and perhaps a bit misguided, there's also quite a bit to learn from it as well. Obviously the "analysis" in this video is solely focused on pandering/aligning with a particular audience. I'd also recommend taking health advice from an actual medical MD, not PhD.
@lizard944
9 ай бұрын
Nobody does better dead-pan humor than Dr. Grande.
@exnihilonihilfit6316
9 ай бұрын
It's his real personality, that's why. He's dead inside. No enthusiasm, no spontaneity. That's how resentful, half-depressed losers with shitty philosophy are.
@lizard944
9 ай бұрын
@@exnihilonihilfit6316 Or that could just be his brand? Looks like he struck a nerve with one of the petulant, Biden voter libs. Maybe you are one of the criminals that he covered? Merry Christmas.
@lithiumflower6381
9 ай бұрын
this is so ironic. by trying to live forever. he is wasting the life he has by denying himself.
@hope1527
5 ай бұрын
So he is trying to live a longer miserable life, rather than a shorter fuller life, when there isn't any guarantee that the self inflicted misery will result in longevity?
@nancyalexander780
9 ай бұрын
I don't see how anti-aging can benefit mankind!
@nealart
9 ай бұрын
Ha! Fair point!
@thor3279
5 ай бұрын
Wow. Using the Cookie Monster to dunk on someone! Next level work, Dr. Grande 🤣🤣
@shawngross5420
9 ай бұрын
"...Worse yet, the s-- is with Bryan." 💀
@TheContrarianMind
9 ай бұрын
I say, fair play to him, he may discover something and indeed be the "experiment" science needs but can't do because of ethical reasons. Science will benefit from what he is doing and time will tell if his own analysis works or not, either way he is pushing humanity forward. Ironically science has tested longevity on mice and the mice who lived the longest were the mice who ate less (a lot less).
@marina22
8 ай бұрын
Why ironically? He too restricts (has restricted) calories a lot.
@nicoe242
9 ай бұрын
The shade presented by Dr. Grande is unmatched, beautiful.
@crystalclear7984
9 ай бұрын
All the money in the world, can not stop Gravity.
@lenadittmar2656
9 ай бұрын
Oh Dr. G lol the cookie monster.. u talk in such a serious tone and then pop up with the cookie monster all nonchalantly and I about choked on my drink. Lol ur hilarious for someone that can say that with a straight face.
@rowickaanna
4 ай бұрын
This is dr Grandes funniest video I’ve seen so far 😂
@danielmiller2886
9 ай бұрын
Bryan and Elizabeth Holmes seem like a match made in heaven.
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