If this was a Ninja Turtles movie, I look forward to the next Batman reboot where Bruce lives with his parents until he's 46 and becomes a vigilante because he's angry that his parents kicked him out.
@k-dogg9086
11 ай бұрын
LOL!!! 🤣 😂 👍
@pacmancdi
8 ай бұрын
As the economy in the United States continues to implode I think it will become more and more normal to just stay living with your parents forever.... As it has always been in most of the world.
@anubusx
Жыл бұрын
The first film from 1990 will always be the best Turtles film.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
The whole concept of ninja turtles is ridiculous but Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird at least took it seriously. That all went out the window once they sold it to Nickelodeon.
@kingslayer2999
Жыл бұрын
Second best TMNT movie is Secret of the Ooze
@perrymehta6438
Жыл бұрын
@anu agree. My fav and the best turtles movie. Secret of the ooze is a close 2nd. Ninja turtles III is decent. I would put it above the michael bay ones and TMNT. I don't mind that one. I have always liked III ever since I saw it back in the 90s.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
@@perrymehta6438 unfortunately people like Seth Rogan hate the 90s version and wanna put their spin on it. You always got people like that.
@dong.corleone
Жыл бұрын
@@MrDman21Seth even claimed he was always a TMNT fan in interviews, yeah sure
@dredre_lj2003
Жыл бұрын
I'll never understand the negativity for the first two 1990s TMNT films, plus Ebert & Siskel were hypocrites on the Original films and their opinions are inconsistent if you see their review.
@umbrellaunderdog
Жыл бұрын
The criticisms for Secret of the Ooz is justified it was executed poorly, parents ruined the movie to make it more "family friendly" because the first film was "too dark". They made the Shredder who was an actual threat into a joke and removed Mikey's nunchucks because of legal reasons. It's not nearly as bad as the third film but it has a lot of issues that could of been avoided if there wasn't any studio interference. I'm fine with the idea of making one adaptation more in tone with the animated 80's version but the fact that the 2 films are connected and the 2nd film is a continuation is such a slap in the face.. My 3 issues with the first film is that studios wouldn't allow a full on rated R film, Mikey's scene was replaced with Raph's voice over and the Shredder fighting Foot members as punishment of their failure was cut out.
@umbrellaunderdog
Жыл бұрын
Also, fuck Corey Failedman. I can't watch a movie with him in it now a days after the bs he pulled and betrayed Haim's trust... pretty much spat on his grave. People try to excuse creators and those involved for being horrible people saying that they can "separate the art from the artist." when that's bullshit. You're still giving them credit and recognition.
@dredre_lj2003
Жыл бұрын
@@umbrellaunderdog so you would prefer Secret of the Ooze as a reboot than a sequel?
@jeremyusreevu237
Жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? I mean, yeah Secret Of Ooze has its fair share of haters, but I thought everyone loved the first one.
@jackko21
Жыл бұрын
This movie is gonna be dated real quickly with all its tik tok talk
@leonzaduncan2438
Жыл бұрын
So...is the 1990 one or Secret of the ooze.
@FootballJesus
Жыл бұрын
@@leonzaduncan2438 are infinitely better than this one. Yeah, I agree.
@k-dogg9086
11 ай бұрын
@@leonzaduncan2438 Wayne Gretzky? On Steroids?? A Jose Consaco bat?? Tell me! You didn't pay money for this! The Shredder?? Huh! Bet he never has to look for a can opener! God, I LOVE being a TURTLE!! You'll never hear lines like this again. Help I'm a Turtle and I can't get up! Mud Wrestling is definitely a spectator sport! Oh absolutely! Shaweeng! Sorry The Fight's Closed! You know what they say.. the bigger they are - the more bones they break! Yeah! All the good ones end in "O!" 20 flips now! And remember: Go ninja Go ninja Go! See?? Great writing there!
@EpykkDyzastur
Жыл бұрын
This is the truth that many don’t want to hear.
@TheMellowMutantShow
Жыл бұрын
The first 1990 film is the best TMNT movie ever! I wish they'd go back to the darker tone.
@blytchez
Жыл бұрын
Visually this movie is the darkest since the first two
@LUIS_TINOCO_THE_SAVAGE
Жыл бұрын
I already knew Matt was going to hate this film😂😂😂
@michaelholly4866
Жыл бұрын
I don't like Mutant Mayhem because April O'Neal looks like Lizzo!
@reptile1687
9 ай бұрын
she looks like velma
@DJDonnelly
Жыл бұрын
Why can't we have an R rated tmnt film for older audiences? I think that would better than this
@Neopunk2023
Жыл бұрын
I been saying this for years. I want an R rated TMNT film like John wick or the raid
@michaelmenei5403
Жыл бұрын
Because Nick owns it.
@seancarroll136
Жыл бұрын
If it’s an adult comedy, then it should serve a purpose.
@quintonposs3286
Жыл бұрын
Also don't forget that Paramount's CEO Brian Robbins, yes the director of Norbit believe it or not, said that the studio will not produce original content, just its IP content because it is not worth investing. At least Guillermo Del Toro is passionate about animation in general and makes animation not just for kids, but for adults as well.
@colten53
Жыл бұрын
This movie completely misses the point of Ninja Turtles. It’s a ridiculous concept but all the ninja mythology and characters are played straight. This is just dumb kids humor that I wouldn’t have liked even when I was a kid. I also grew up with the 2003 series and it pisses me off that Nickelodeon and Paramount continue to ignore that show when it is one of the best iterations of the turtles and respected the audience’s intelligence. This is actually worse than the last two live action movies. This version of Splinter is easily the worst and completely misused Jackie Chan.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
I think the mutation effected the humans in this movie too because they're all butt ugly 🤣
@andykishore
Жыл бұрын
I mean Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003): The Ultimate Collection DVD (A.K.A. The complete series) was released on July 25, 2023, but of course I heard that was only put out as a cash grab to coincide with Mutant Mayhem that came out a week after that DVD set was released.
@colten53
Жыл бұрын
@@andykishoreI was meaning more so that pretty much all of the most recent Turtles media largely pulls from the 80’s cartoon and not the 2003 one. The 2012 one was a good mix of both but everything since has been paying homage mainly to the 80’s cartoon.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
@@andykishore typical. They used that gimmick to promote this crappy movie. They even had promo ads all over KZitem for this movie.
@umbrellaunderdog
Жыл бұрын
Mirage deserve their IP back Nickelodeon and Paramount have botched the franchise since they acquired the license for it..
@benalviani1558
Жыл бұрын
I honestly knew you'd do a long rant on this. The 2003 show has way better-looking animation than this and it's been 20 years since that came out
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
Another franchise kids grew up on ruined by an overrated pothead.
@user-si9fx4xb6v
Жыл бұрын
@benalviani1558: I agree, the 2003 cartoon gave me lots of hours of entertainment having been a TMNT fan since my childhood in the 1980/90's. Still enjoy the 1990 movie to this day. After having seen this movie recently, I would much rather stay home and read the Mirage and IDW comic books then watch Mutant Mayhem again. The jokes really got old fast and I did not care for how they changed up the Turtles and Splinter's backstory either. The animation was really not that great either. Honestly, I had a better time watching Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse than I did watching this.
@dredre_lj2003
Жыл бұрын
NOTHING BEATS Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) & Secret of the Ooze (1991)
@tyronleung5276
Жыл бұрын
Secret of the ooze sucks
@umbrellaunderdog
Жыл бұрын
SOTO should of been an alternate timeline not a continuation to the first film.. The tonal shift from the 2 is really bad.
@tyronleung5276
Жыл бұрын
@@umbrellaunderdog that's because new line wanted to make a quick cash grab buck giving into the demands of foriegn markets censoring ninjas and nunchucks calling them hero turtles thus effecting the western cartoon, making a foreign cut of the 1990 film that turn the japanese elements into koreans and censoring Michaelangelos weapons and putting in goofy sounds when the turtles fought or extra footage of leonardo fight choreography in aprils apartment to cover the Michaelangelo nunchaku kata with the foot claiming its uneducational to view things non eurocentric and western, angry parents groups complaining about pg and pg-13 horror or action movies that children and the entire family can watch like batman, gremlins, ghostbusters, Indiana Jones with horror or adult sexual themes. And the studio wanted to make it like the cartoon rather than the mirage comics that made the 1990 film successful and eastman and laird didn't want to do bebop and rocksteady or krang but caved since the first movie already blew their cards on the return to new york story that had the shredder worm clones they made up super shredder and made up tokka and rhazar to appease that 87 cartoon demand.
@tyronleung5276
Жыл бұрын
@@umbrellaunderdog it's too late to make a sequel to the 1990 film when everyone involved are too old to reprise the roles has controversy that won't allow said splinter actor and Donatello voice actor to be casted in any Hollywood projects and blacklisted from Hollywood and its run its course the best thing is to start fresh and do the mirage comics as a film and take inspiration from the 1990s grunge and grit and make practical suits with minimal cgi other than that it can only get a comic book in the vein of batman 89 or batman 67 animated movies
@dredre_lj2003
Жыл бұрын
@@umbrellaunderdog or look at it as a stand-alone film
@dylanmorris7357
Жыл бұрын
I dont care what anyone says I still love the first two live action movies from the 90's aswell as the 2003 cartoon. I really wish they would go back and give us stuff like that instead of trying to kiddify this franchise for the new generation because us older fans who grew up with these characters deserve so much better IMO. Granted, I haven't seen this movie yet and honestly I'm in no rush to but even based off the trailers I knew it wasn't going to be for me.
@markpugh6808
Жыл бұрын
You just get the it's not for you crowd coming back at you when you say stuff like that or trash the new Barbie movie
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
@@markpugh6808pretty much
@kamenridercosmickiller8549
Жыл бұрын
@@markpugh6808 despite the bold claims to be for "everyone". Seth Rogen's a hack
@robertdean925
Жыл бұрын
@@markpugh6808yeah i can miss out out on a woke man-hating feminist movie like Barbie lol 😂😂
@k-dogg9086
11 ай бұрын
Softening Sensitising Woke Feminist Black-washing Asexual Amoral Pc Bs. That's all the media is spewing out these days. Wait till they start multicultural-ing the stuff next, basically pushing us out entirely.
@cossegoji2kofficialchannel60
Жыл бұрын
How to fix the ninja turtles films: Get us to write them.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
True, but Hollywood hates fans like us. They keep telling us that when they make shit like this.
@andykishore
Жыл бұрын
Not surprised by this rant and deserving length for a video like this.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
Yep
@theflyingninja1
Жыл бұрын
People gonna watch this film in 20 years and not understand half of what they're even talking about.
@WhiteJeezus
11 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same while I was listening to them talk about Leo's rizz. This is gonna age terribly
@k-dogg9086
11 ай бұрын
@@WhiteJeezus I don't understand it all now...
@portalplayer
Жыл бұрын
what do u think of them blackifying so many characters nowadays? april o'neil, Jimmy Olsen, ariel, etc
@michaelholly4866
Жыл бұрын
It's ridiculous!
@portalplayer
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelholly4866 and almost every ad stars a black person now. Even promotional pictures mostly feature black people.
@umbrellaunderdog
Жыл бұрын
Because they hate gingers they think of them less as human... Redheads aren't allowed to be represented anymore.
@austinwillcut4919
Жыл бұрын
It's Woke.
@user-gx5li5ib9r
Жыл бұрын
And it's most the ginger/redhead characters, if a original black character gets slightly more light skinned it's the end of the world, but with gingers characters it's like a demand that they got swapped (by only black characters, never other ethinicity might ad), i guess is because gingers/redheads are more white than most usual white people, so that's okay to change 🙄.
@P0LNotFound-te6in
10 ай бұрын
They went to school at the end and every person loved them. Such a Ninja Turtle thing to do
@matt2522
Жыл бұрын
I hate this trendy new choppy animation, it makes me ill.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
Ever since Spiderverse came out every other animation studio is gonna use that style now. Spiderverse is based on a comic so it works for that, but not every movie based on a comic has to look like that. Also the character designs in the new TMNT are ugly. I went to school for animation and I can't get a job anywhere, but they'll hire anybody off of Tumblr or DeviantArt I guess.
@andykishore
Жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@matt2522
Жыл бұрын
@@MrDman21 well TMNT was a comic too, but that animation style makes me sick regardless. I couldn’t get through Spiderverse
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
@@matt2522 fair enough
@thedudeabides2968
Жыл бұрын
I don't understand how Seth Rogen lands any job.
@TheRealKnightFuryPremiere
Жыл бұрын
I personally didn't care about Seth Rogen.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
He plays the Hollywood game.
@HardestTargett
Жыл бұрын
This is one movie I made sure not to give my money to. I love teenage mutant ninja turtles.
@leonzaduncan2438
Жыл бұрын
You should, it was entertaining as fuck been a fan since 89
@BusinessOfFear
11 ай бұрын
@@leonzaduncan2438No
@LoneWandererCollin
8 ай бұрын
@@leonzaduncan2438nyet
@kingfart
Жыл бұрын
TMNT is dead and Seth Rogen pissed on it's corpse.
@movietv20249
Жыл бұрын
I honestly feel sorry for the actors Jackie Chan, Rose Byrne, Paul Rudd, Ice Cube, Maya Rudolph, Giancarlo Esposito, Hannibal Buress and even Brady Noon. They all deserve better than this. And I want only Seth Rogen to be in serious dramas, or gritty dark thrillers from now on. The Fablemans which is a movie I want to see along with Danny Boyle's Steve Jobs and Donnie Darko are Seth being in serious movies as examples. The last time I cared about Seth Rogen in a comedy project was Good Boys. Go ahead, you don't have to agree with me. You can say it's bad. We all got opinions. I personally like that film. But after that film, I for sure gave up on Seth Rogen entirely as hm being involved in comedy.
@thezer0cool966
Жыл бұрын
Great job tearing this apart. What you have described here with this abomination maybe as bad as this sounds maybe AI taking over scripts doesn't sound so bad. All this stuff you mention about Turtle's wondering what Splinter's ass smells like... that dialogue too me, who gives a rat's ass? Literally. Everything about this movie perfectly reflects the tik tok society. Like a bunch of tik toker's took over the script and add in mindless, childish humor that makes these characters look like complete idiots. Mutant Mayhem has made the 2014 movie tolerable. I never thought I would see these characters sink this low... great rant.
@kylekullin2520
Жыл бұрын
I thought It was a decent film, underrated like Rambo 5!
@SteveL-qw4rp
Жыл бұрын
I love ninja rap
@kylekullin2520
Жыл бұрын
@@SteveL-qw4rp it's iconic!
@VengeDracul
Жыл бұрын
This movie was a cash grab For licenses that is it.
@MattB2000
Жыл бұрын
Finally an HONEST review. Respect Matt 👊🏻 🔥
@ramboraph4life
Жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@alteregobro4826
Жыл бұрын
i have to agree with everyone the two 90s tmnt films will always be the best tmnt movies ever
@Dr.GmcGee2099
Жыл бұрын
Even the toys look cheap. It's kind of a kick in the nuts when the comic book gave us a great run like the last Ronin and the CGI 2012 nickelodeon show gave us a better teenage turtles.
@user-si9fx4xb6v
Жыл бұрын
@garrettwittenberg2383: I agree, I started buying TMNT action figures again in 2007 when the CGI animated movies was coming out. I have a mix of both vintage Playmates action figures and some of the newer stuff(a few action figures from the 2003 cartoon, the 2007 movie, a bunch of action figures released between 2012 to now and occasionally whatever vintage action figures Playmates releases again). None of the action figures from this movie interested me at all.
@Johnlindsey289
Жыл бұрын
Nothing will beat 1990 original ninja turtles
@tyronleung5276
Жыл бұрын
Unless we get a faithful mirage comics movie
@thetrasharoundmyplastic6342
Жыл бұрын
This movie did Nostalgia got y'all F'd up
@thetrasharoundmyplastic6342
Жыл бұрын
Wow a whole hour of NOTHING worth any validity just crying cause it's Not exactly the say. And I'm 49 so...
@tyronleung5276
Жыл бұрын
@@thetrasharoundmyplastic6342 this movie was trash
@retardedvaxxedliberal
Жыл бұрын
This was the worst animated movie I've ever seen. I was never a huge TMNT fan but holy shit
@shadowleon659
Жыл бұрын
TMNT 1990 will always be the best Ninja Turtles film. Hell, even TMNT 2 Secret of the Ooze is better than this shite.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately we live in an era where overhyped potheads like Kevin Smith and Seth Rogan get to take stuff we liked as kids and shit on them. With that actors and writers strike going on I doubt this will get a sequel. But Hollywood is a shit hole now and there's not much we can do about it but let it burn.
@kingslayer2999
Жыл бұрын
Even TMNT III is better than this Garbage
@shadowleon659
Жыл бұрын
@@kingslayer2999I still can't believe that the guy who directed Mitchells vs The Machines directed this crap.
@henrymockingbird9645
28 күн бұрын
@@kingslayer2999 no TMNT 3 is worse than this garbage
@jackko21
Жыл бұрын
Supposedly this movie was only made so viacom could fulfill licensing agreements
@andykishore
Жыл бұрын
Doesn't surprise me.
@BusinessOfFear
11 ай бұрын
That actually makes sense
@jackko21
Жыл бұрын
Im just sticking with the eastman and laird Mirage Comics ( i hope Volume 4 gets completed ), the 1990 movie, and the underated 2003 series, and the bodycount miniseries, souls winter
@TheRealKnightFuryPremiere
Жыл бұрын
I still think the animation of this movie works well in the Spider Verse movies.
@salliewagenblatt5188
Жыл бұрын
All the bestist turtles adaptations that are the only ones worth seeing are the original 1990 movie the frst sequel the 80s 90s cartoon and the 2003 animated series.
@umbrellaunderdog
Жыл бұрын
at least the 03 version did an attempt at a watered down of the comics.. The original live action film I believe tried but were held back by studio interference.
@OcpCommunications
Жыл бұрын
A terrific rant on what has always looked like a pretty terrible TMNT movie to my eyes.
@VengeDracul
Жыл бұрын
So far, you and 3 other videos I watched were honest about their reviews. This movie was hot garbage. 1990 & 1991 were both so fun. Loved the first 1990 movie, they acted more like teens from the 90s. If anyone is paying attention. Teens from the 90s were more mature, just like how I was as a teen. This movie on the other hand they were so annoying. Now I see why people call them a bunch of tik tok brats. Now Raphael from the 90s movie. I loved how he was. His attitude was of a New Yorkers act. Plus, he Aimed to fit in. One of the reasons why he was so angry. Donnie was always a nerd. He never needed glasses. Leo, had a very fun calm attitude the very wholesome respectful. Mikey was always fun he was silly and funny. The 1990s movie was great. Oh, and can't forget Splinter best version of him. Wise and humble. A person you would listen to. And Shredder, come on, was very intimidating. Just crazy how they ruined TMNT as a whole.
@jackko21
Жыл бұрын
Who where the other 2 reviews by that where honest
@k-dogg9086
11 ай бұрын
The 90s Turtles were like that personality thing. Leo the Golden Retreiver Raph the Lion Mikey the Otter Don the Beaver. Look it up pretty fun stuff.
@k-dogg9086
11 ай бұрын
The April and Casey too were the best in this 90s film. Not much so in the sequels nor in the other movies or series. The 90s film is that golden standard.
@tyronleung5276
Жыл бұрын
Teens in the 80s and 90s and early 2000's are different than these gen z teens
@user-oi1iq6tt4j
Жыл бұрын
So their retarded
@michaelmenei5403
Жыл бұрын
Glad I went to go see Meg 2: The Trench over this. Even though I don't expect you to like that film either.
@leonzaduncan2438
Жыл бұрын
You shouldn't have
@diegofavaratozfilms962
Жыл бұрын
@@leonzaduncan2438I liked Meg 2
@leonzaduncan2438
Жыл бұрын
@@diegofavaratozfilms962 that's cool too.
@jackko21
Жыл бұрын
Good to see a review that dosent seem like it was made by people who got payed by rogan or nickelodeon
@anthonysandoval5512
Жыл бұрын
Just because people like this movie doesn't mean they were payed off to say it was good that's just dumb.
@jwnj9716
Жыл бұрын
Go Ninja Go Ninja NO!!!
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
Seth Rogan is a fan of TMNT like Kevin Smith is a fan of He-man 😆
@jwnj9716
Жыл бұрын
@@MrDman21 true
@Roberto_Valencia
Жыл бұрын
Another thing is they turned April into Irma.
@jamaral81
Жыл бұрын
YES!! Even putting RANT in the title. Epic review Matt. These are my favorites from you. You get angrier and angrier at the movie as the review goes on.
@Doggieworld3Show
Жыл бұрын
Looking at the Ralph model l and I’m thinking of those rage screams from the 80s movie. I liked TMNTII ! Babiiiiiies!
@Doggieworld3Show
Жыл бұрын
To quote my co-worker: “I’m 17 and I’m stupid.” People like fart jokes, so….
@jackko21
Жыл бұрын
The guy saw an early screening the movie where the cockroach was male and their was a poster that said as himself and they probably got cold feet after the target backlash and quietly changed it to female from what I understand
@k-dogg9086
11 ай бұрын
Still, how is a rat going to duck a roach??? That's not even funny but disgusting!
@jackko21
11 ай бұрын
@k-dogg9086 I know right
@reptile1687
9 ай бұрын
and why were they paired up with eachother
@dumbforester
Жыл бұрын
I enjoyed Turtles when they were in "Back to the future" comic book arc. They were full grown adults at this point and I loved it while being a kid. Those modern movies are not for me
@JoeDredd2012
Жыл бұрын
0:29-0:38 Yep the look at Raph's face on that figure is the best way to start this epic long RANT LOL! 1:36 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ashenking5013
Жыл бұрын
Don’t look like there’s no chance of the Turtles ever getting out of the kiddie pool.
@kaijusoshingeki7214
Жыл бұрын
I watched "Out of the Shadows" for the first time last weekend. I will say, if it weren't for the 100% awful look of the turtles (which is impossible to get past to give it the pass) or it being a sequel to 2014, I might say it's a good one.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
Compared to this movie I respect those more.
@kingslayer2999
Жыл бұрын
Mutant Mayhem made the Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movies look like works of art.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
@@kingslayer2999 yep
@migueldisla2332
Жыл бұрын
out of the shadows had the essence of the original cartoon they just didnt execute it
@HardestTargett
11 ай бұрын
Michaelangelo was the worst. The way he looked and sounded.,Damn. I like that style of animation overall tho, I’d like to see more of it for a serious He-man film. Or even serious Turtles. I’ll never watch this one again tho.
@tyronleung5276
Жыл бұрын
The ninja turtles aren't supposed to be super heroes their supposed to be child soilder assassins seeking revenge for the death of the hamato yoshi and tang shen why do they keep ignoring the mirage origin
@umbrellaunderdog
Жыл бұрын
If anything they're more like anti-heroes.
@jackko21
Жыл бұрын
Deep down Peter lairds gotta regret selling them to nickelodeon
@jackko21
Жыл бұрын
I dont know whats worse the michael bay movies or this
@tyronleung5276
Жыл бұрын
This movie sets tmnt potential back in cinema as a throwaway kids movie when we could've got the mirage comics as a film. The negative about mutant meyhem movie, they remove the ninja angle for no reason, they removed the hamato yoshi tang shen orroku nagi origin, and just make splinter a regular sewer rat in need of friends and learns ninja after his mutation and being shunned by humanity, they cheapen baxter stockman, april vomiting and treated like a joke making her black Irma combined with april, the art style sucks in my opinion, it's the 87 cartoon, making bebop and rocksteady neutral good guys that get to live with the turtles, they change leatherhead female, the milking jokes. The good were the turtles actors and ice cube as super fly I wish ice cube was given a better role like hun or something
@osaji922
Жыл бұрын
This movie is straight flaming hot garbage.
@alexanderclifton128
Жыл бұрын
Wow I didn’t know Jackie Chan did that to his own kid. 🤦♂️
@therealp0l
10 ай бұрын
Call this movie tmnt (tiktok mutant ninja turtles) or tmt (teenage mutant turtles)
@reptile1687
9 ай бұрын
wouldnt that be ttmnt
@diegofavaratozfilms962
Ай бұрын
TikTok Turtles Cringe Mayhem
@FourKaiju
Жыл бұрын
I was an idiot for watching the Michael Bay films in theaters I will not make the same mistake by watching this one.
@Solid_Snake98
Жыл бұрын
You’re better off watching those
@jackko21
Жыл бұрын
Same with me even worse I saw the first michael bay movie at the drive ins
@bryanguerra2897
Жыл бұрын
Just because it’s different doesn’t automatically makes it good it’s 2023 do better from the words of ramboraph4life
@umbrellaunderdog
Жыл бұрын
They won't. I have very low expectations for the future. It's only going to get worse.. And people wonder why actors and writers aren't being paid anymore because their recent content sucks.. But they'll back up both and their stupid strikes because reasons..
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
@@umbrellaunderdogbest comment of the day. Pretty much sums up modern Hollywood.
@bryanguerra2897
Жыл бұрын
@@MrDman21 exactly
@ooftysizemore9723
Жыл бұрын
When I was a child about 4 or 5 I went for Halloween as raph(cheap plastic costume it was the 90s and I grew up poor) I still have that costume I'm gonna give it to my nephew if he gets into them (he's stuck on dinosaurs, but the last time he was over we watched alligator and he wasn't scared he was cheering)
@jackko21
Жыл бұрын
I’m telling you, all the humans in the movie are like Picasso ugly.
@9bruh_its_st1pe8
Жыл бұрын
First two TMNT are great,they have flaws but still enjoyable & fun comic book movies that treats our favourite characters with respect Third movie sucks,but still watchable than crap that is coming recently Tmnt 2003 is my favourite show of all time,people working on it did stuff differently but for the better & characters has personality & character development,I love intros & music theme (4 seasons theme & Fast Forward theme)
@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516
10 ай бұрын
Here's my opinion... TMNT (1990) is peak TMNT. TMNT 2 Secret Of The Ooze (1991) has a badassery to it. Sure, it didn't have as much dark moments as the 1990 film, but stil... TMNT 3 Turtles In Time (1993) is alright. I love time travel, and time shifts. The costumes were hideous, however. TMNT/TMNT 4 Immortal (2007) is also peak TMNT, mostly because it induces more nuanced views of the Turtles. TMNT 2/TMNT 5 Shredder's Revenge (2009 - unproduced) probably would be an interesting concept on The Last Ronin, but with a better ending. It would have given Michelangelo a character arc. TMNT 3/TMNT 6 Invasion From Dimension X (2011 - unproduced) would have opened up their world on a level no one would have seen in a Ninja Turtles movie before, focusing on Donatello. Plus, rather than Kevin Munroe being the lead director and Tom Tanaka being a co-director, the roles would have been reversed, or perhaps Munroe would not be involved with the direction of this film at all. Finally, all the Turtles have their own character arc.
@kimtieu8680
Жыл бұрын
I'm not surprised that you hate Mutant Mayhem considering that it's nothing but an insult to TMNT. Add to the fact that the movie contains zero ninja action and has piss poor turtle designs makes this an even bigger insult to TMNT. Even the 3rd movie or Michael Bay's TMNT movies are better than this and that's saying alot.
@blaizefire4903
10 ай бұрын
I actually love this rant! I hated this damn movie I couldn’t even finish it! These are not the turtles that I love and it’s definitely not the turtles us fans deserve
@sabster79
Жыл бұрын
That scene with them accidentally throwing a ninja star and it lodging into April’s helmet was tasteless. SO not what the turtles are about. And a black April? She has an Irish last name! 😂. I enjoyed some parts of the movie but these things took me out of the movie.
@k-dogg9086
11 ай бұрын
Donnie getting stabbed with a sai was pretty funny though.. lol I'll give them that.
@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516
10 ай бұрын
@@k-dogg9086 It would have sounded better with Mitchell Whitfield as Donatello. He made the best Donatello in the history of TMNT, alongside Corey Feldman. I mean, Donatello was voiced by a teenager in 1990.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
You know you're in for a fun time whenever Matt uses the intro. This movie makes me like the Jonathan Liebsman TMNT movie better. I mean that movie was shit but at least it respected the characters more than this. I guess Seth Rogan was high the whole time he made the movie 😆 I mean it probably still would be bad because the animation looked terrible, but if this movie had a different producer, writer, and director it might have been decent. Maybe if they got those Stranger Things kids to do the voices for the turtles it would have been better. Or they could have just not made it at all. It is what it is.
@shaw8443
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you took the time to say all this. It needed to be said.
@sasheemren9687
Жыл бұрын
As a long time fan of the tmnt I certainly have no interest in viewing the film. I’ve seen the trailer quite a few times and I just can’t seem to care for it. My favorites are the 2012 series, the 2003 turtles, the 80s turtles, the 1990s films and outside of that everything else is hot garbage in my opinion. I’m a young guy and can confirm I’m not as obnoxious or annoying as the turtles in this film.Seeing them act this way insults the characters including myself as a fan and a young person. None of them feel like the characters that appealed to me when I was younger. The film loses the charm of the characters completely. If they’re gonna do a tmnt film. Why not concentrate on all sides of the characters instead of just the “teenage” aspect? Someone’s interpretation of a teenager can differ from another persons take on what a teenager may be. There is no definitive way a teenager acts because everybody has different mannerisms. Teenagers don’t all act the same way. They have their own personalities. It’s called being an individual which is something this film seems to lack with these characters. All of turtles act the same. You can’t tell them apart. They’re all one character at the same time. They have no individuality so they no longer stand out. Besides the turtles have always felt like teens. It’s in the fucking name. That was never an issue. Let’s be for real Seth Rogan does not know anything about what teenagers are like today any more than he knows about the Ninja turtles. I don’t want a coming of age teen comedy about the turtles I want a high flying action packed, brutal, bloody spectacle with Leo,Raph, Donny, and Mikey. Is that so hard to ask for? Thanks for the review matt. Great work as always. You said what we all needed to hear about this film. I appreciate the work. You’ve been on a roll lately. Keep kicking ass and taking names! Let’s hope they make Tmnt great again one day.
@jenisia3600
2 ай бұрын
A movie so bad that I had to turn it off after 26 minutes. One of the worst films I've ever watched.
@BankkeyAoshi
Жыл бұрын
Matt has me 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Much love.
@JackmoveJohnny901
Жыл бұрын
It's funny a lil kid behind me kept talking to his dad, and he actually knew what Ferris Bueller was. I was shocked lol. He was like "is that the movie were he stole that car?"
@pacmancdi
8 ай бұрын
I used to work at a school and all the kids had seen 80s and 90s stuff like Ghostbusters or the old Sonic the hedgehog cartoons because of Netflix.
@jackko21
Жыл бұрын
It's sad tmnt recently got their dark knight returns with the last ronin this should have been the batman 89 of tmnt movies bringing them back to their dark roots
@moviemetalrockmcdonald1982
Жыл бұрын
Seth Rogan is out of touch on how teenagers act
@umbrellaunderdog
Жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised how stupid Gen Z kids and teens are today >.>
@wyredaftsquall
Жыл бұрын
Idk kids these days are pretty stupid. Seth Rogan is dumb as hell too. But yeah this movie looks like hot garbage.
@pacmancdi
8 ай бұрын
Didn't this movie end up bombing pretty hard? It's been radio silence on that planned sequel and tv spin off...
@quietkrys2705
Жыл бұрын
3:28 Those people suck, I saw John Wick 4 and I loved it. But I saw your review and you pointed out flawless that flew over my head. I can see why you dont like JW4, it's justified with your issues with the film.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
Quiet Krys 👍🏽
@ramboraph4life
Жыл бұрын
I appreciate it. Thank you.
@papmasterOST
Жыл бұрын
Bro I'm 42 years old,I don't like anyone fukin with My Ninja Turtles,I'm with you
@stephenwyatt88
4 ай бұрын
I didn't bother finishing the film. To me, those are not the Ninja Turtles.
@kamenridercosmickiller8549
Жыл бұрын
As a Gen Z fan who grew up with the 2012 version and enjoyed every show and movie (including the cringy next mutation show), I stayed open minded about the changes but was proven correct about their blatant ignorance and lack of care. This movie sucked from the disrespect of the lore to its weak story and mediocre character writing; the spider verse animation was a work of art now its been saturatised and overused.The pop culture references and stupid jokes made me wanna throw something, and the soundtrack annoyed me to no end ( because I don't listen to that crap on the regular) .Glad my mom enjoyed it but that was the worst screening I ever had in my life .After seeing that mid-credit scene I hope shredder kills them all. Thanks for the video Im glad you can see past the bull unlike all these professional critics who are choosing to overlook everything.
@Surgicaldamage
Жыл бұрын
The Only good thing about the Michael Bay movies, is the 10 second sequence of shredder whacking the spit out of one of his ninja with his hands tied. All the rest of the footage from all other TMNT movies released after the 1990s original, can go in the trash.
@JurassicGodzillaFan
Жыл бұрын
This further proves the 1990 film and 1991 sequel are the best.I knew this rant was coming. I saw this at the theater and I was enraged on the inside. This is the worst next to The Flash as the top 2 worst of this year. Screw Seth Rogan, who is a hack and needs to quit the business.
@JoeDredd2012
Жыл бұрын
43:55-44:35 You and Efree are 100% right. 58:09-58:12 🤣🤣🤣🤣 59:21-1:00:06 You hit it right on the nail Matt. 1:09:25 Funny enough Seth Rogan voiced ''Donkey Kong'' in that film but thankfully he had zero to do with the writing of that film which is a big plus LOL. TMNT 2007 film could've been very good but they dropped the ball big time at least in that film they did Raph right when compared to this latest film and both 2014&2016 films where they did him dirty. Another epic fantastic job on the epic long rant brother👍👍
@CmackTexas
Жыл бұрын
At least they got Ice Cube in here
@DabionFreedom
Жыл бұрын
Thank you very much, Matt. for a new awesome epic rant review. I will stick with Secrets of the Ooze. Turtles Forever & Out of the Shadows. then. :)
@leonzaduncan2438
Жыл бұрын
Donatello is voiced by a 15 year old...playing a 15 year old.
@ramboraph4life
Жыл бұрын
And he sounds like he's 5...and he's gonna join Tommy Pickles and Chuckie Finster on an adventure.
@leonzaduncan2438
Жыл бұрын
@@ramboraph4life some 15 year old sound like that.
@soleil5923
Жыл бұрын
@@leonzaduncan2438it still sounds horrible
@leonzaduncan2438
Жыл бұрын
@@soleil5923 lol
@zachtonight75
Жыл бұрын
I didn't watch it, because I knew it was gonna suck. And I was right. 😒
@sharktopusvonjr2374
11 ай бұрын
This movie was so bad 😣😣😣 I can't believe we'll be getting more of this and probably never get anything even somewhat decent again. Also that Raphael figure is awesome 🔥🔥🔥
@ramboraph4life
11 ай бұрын
I appreciate it, thank you.
@pacmancdi
8 ай бұрын
Are we getting more of this? This movie was a flop from what I've read and couldn't even make back it's modest budget
@Roberto_Valencia
Жыл бұрын
Why am I not surprised that this would be reviewed and ranted on?
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
Against the Ninja 🎤🎵🎶🥷
@robertdean925
Жыл бұрын
Because it's garbage lol 😂😂😂😂
@user-oi1iq6tt4j
Жыл бұрын
At least we'll always have 1980s cartoon toys and arcade alongside 90s movie n videogames and toys
@JosephAbrams-wc3sn
Жыл бұрын
The first two original films from back in the day are the true Ninja Turtles films. After that it is ass.
@didodidrive9412
Жыл бұрын
I’ll do you one better, bro. Even in the second Michael Bay film when the Technodrome was coming through it was only safe for the Turtles to get close to it because of their metabolism. That made them the most significant thing in their own movie and that kind of shit is important.
@MrDman21
Жыл бұрын
"I'd call them the Muppet Babies but that's an insult to Muppet Babies." 😂
@MohawkHalfBreedTheShredder
Жыл бұрын
I won't even see this insult for a turtles movie. I can't believe that it didn't even have the Shredder in it the Shredder is my favorite turtles character. That's why I love the 1990 movie so much the Shredder was so dark and powerful in thar movie. I also liked the 1991 movie and I loved the 80s cartoon and I loved the 2003 Shredder
@BRIANOCONNOR2003
Жыл бұрын
But at least there's gonna be a sequel that there's going to have shredder in it
@MegaDynamiteDan
9 ай бұрын
@@BRIANOCONNOR2003There won't be a sequel unfortunately
@SkankHunt3000
Жыл бұрын
Great review .. I pretty much hate everything that’s new because they’re written by woke activist feminist gender studies college drop outs. Gone are the days of visionary filmmakers like Hitchcock, Kazan, Copalla, ect …welcome to the age of movie written by committees who check boxes instead of having a c*nt hair of talent
@papmasterOST
Жыл бұрын
facts.. unfortunately
@BernardDixon-qc3bn
8 ай бұрын
Definitely mutant mayhem stinks original tmnt 1 being the best tmnt 2 being 2 tmnt 3 being 3
@shawnlittle3091
Жыл бұрын
On the list according to the Hollywood reporter the best to worst TMNT movies I’m not gonna name the whole list I’m just gonna name one and two 1. Mutant mayhem 2. TMNT 1990 OK people keep kissing the ass of Hollywood elites
@henrymockingbird9645
2 ай бұрын
Which is worse this movie or the Michael Bay movies or tmnt 3
@GhoulReviews
Жыл бұрын
The 2003 cartoon was awesome
@midcoastJB007
Жыл бұрын
Fully agree, I was in my 20's when the 2003 cartoon premiered, and I still enjoyed it since it went back to the Turtles roots and even adapted storylines from the Mirage comic books. Got a few of the action figures at home and a fan produced Blu Ray pressing of the complete series since I got tired of waiting for Nickelodeon to release the show. Plus, it was the only way I could watch the final season from start to finish. I also got the Region 2 DVD of Turtles Forever (the tv movie that served as the finale for the 2003 cartoon) since it has the movie uncut, and the Region 1 release does not.
@GhoulReviews
Жыл бұрын
@midcoastJB007 That's pretty cool, they need to release that show on blu ray.
@ADAM_NORMAN_AND_MELODY
Жыл бұрын
If this movie gets nominated at the Oscars and wins, more of this will come.
@dong.corleone
6 ай бұрын
I have BAD NEWS: This trash is getting both a tv show, and in 2026, a SEQUEL!?!?!
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