Jay missed the chance to say to Simon "why are you gay?"
@SeraphimLeo
5 ай бұрын
"Simon, you can make the claim that I am crap at this, but you don't have an intellectual justification for that claim. Do you even know what the word concept fallacy is bro."
@Cerebrum123
5 ай бұрын
The footage of that audition ought to be gold.
@xSAINTPERKx
5 ай бұрын
I need it lmao
@Cerebrum123
5 ай бұрын
@@xSAINTPERKx Somehow, I doubt we will see it.
@Imminentgg
5 ай бұрын
Because this is satire and he didn't audition lol
@Cerebrum123
5 ай бұрын
@@Imminentgg I had a feeling it was a joke, but sometimes I have a hard time telling for sure.
@catcans
5 ай бұрын
Their loss!
@anthonym.7653
5 ай бұрын
I woulda went with "Sexy Little Communist" but those gay freemasons would prolly not have even appreciated that.
@DanielRodriguez-hr9yw
5 ай бұрын
Im using "gay freemason" as a comeback to anyone who challenges my beliefs in any way.
@RealNickMadison
5 ай бұрын
What if their position is in fact gay freemasonry though
@bigol9223
4 ай бұрын
@@RealNickMadison they will be spooked
@modalityepstmlgy
5 ай бұрын
Throat aids is still plaguing our artist
@FreshPelmeni
5 ай бұрын
"Dude you're a freakin' gay free mason or whatever" "Every British person is a gay free mason pretty much" Bro, are you trying to ruin your professional America's got Talent career? Shhhh the british are listening
@rustybeltway2373
5 ай бұрын
America's Got Pollen
@GRB777
5 ай бұрын
When Jay wears those shirts it reminds me of Weird Al Yankovic's video "Tacky." Jay should do a cringecore version of that song.
@Daniel-bl1wf
5 ай бұрын
Tjump must've paid them off. Talent is talent
@thehonkler
5 ай бұрын
"A bird just shit on my glasses" 🤣
@enchantedhero3847
5 ай бұрын
I believe in you, Jay! One day they will recognise your talent and seize to be so GHEY. One day!
@JayDyer
5 ай бұрын
Did? YOU be the judge!
@xd_elta9970
5 ай бұрын
UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE!!!
@The-DO
5 ай бұрын
Simon made sure the video got deleted :( But we know Jay an excellent job!
@trfaison
5 ай бұрын
You're very talented, Jay😂🎉! Jamie, your laughter encourages him
@messickn
5 ай бұрын
Probably better this way. Word has it that if you pass, the next step is a private performance in front of Poof 😬
@basedchadnerd
5 ай бұрын
Bro 😂😂😂😂 what did i just watch
@I-am-permabanned-from-replying
5 ай бұрын
But you impressed the ethnics and hispanics, and i highly doubt they're gay freemasons
@alfred_NE
5 ай бұрын
You can't succeed without some failure. We believe in you Jay!!!
@TruthArchives
5 ай бұрын
God bless you, Jay and Jamie! This is pure gold!
@imperialgrunt
5 ай бұрын
I suggest next time you prepare more. Where was the money cane? The aviator shades? Also where is the new material? I suggest songs about the Anglo-American establishment. Sexpionage and your magnum opus, Tragedy & Hopa!
@keltonschleyer6367
5 ай бұрын
Which Vaporwave classic did you use for your audition!? 😃
@StewartDempsey-er4cw
5 ай бұрын
You should have shown him , your Moon Beaver 😘
@IndagatorAD4
5 ай бұрын
You goober! 🤣 crack me up. Thanks! 🙏
@abbeschwarz
5 ай бұрын
What the flip Simon!
@TheOnewhOknOwz
5 ай бұрын
Now that’s what I call activism ‘76
@trfaison
5 ай бұрын
Did you really audition? You don't actually audition for the TV judges first right?
@JayDyer
5 ай бұрын
did I? you judge!!
@tipr8739
5 ай бұрын
Shoulda sang “Return of the Mack”
@bleueyeddevl
5 ай бұрын
Jay, where in the world did ya git an edible breaff mint necklace in 2024
@sims2mw
5 ай бұрын
OIM MERRIED TEW A FUNKOUH POP! OUUUWAAAOOUUU
@user-hs4oy4ls8o
5 ай бұрын
SIMON IS SOY!
@wyattfuchs8079
5 ай бұрын
This is peak talent being supressed. Outrageous..
@mijonate6484
5 ай бұрын
Simon cowell is jealous cause we don’t eat beans on toast
@Jordan__Sloan
5 ай бұрын
That show is still on?
@hanginlaundry360
5 ай бұрын
Man, would love to see the footage! You are hilarious! Poor Simon ruined his good looks.
@pablowentscobar
5 ай бұрын
M E T A E T T E A T E M Good stuff JD
@cydra_infinity1423
5 ай бұрын
Yugioh reference
@paulreuben7343
5 ай бұрын
Why do bible scholars on youtube always have the weirdest pastimes lol big up yourself Jay
@BJARRGH12
5 ай бұрын
Release the footage
@JayDyer
5 ай бұрын
simon threatened me
@The-DO
5 ай бұрын
@@JayDyerClassic Simon...
@cac9926
5 ай бұрын
you should've showcased your ability to destroy them in a debate and just argue with everyone the entire season
@damienhh288
5 ай бұрын
A real inspiration, for his intellect, his talent, and obviously his sense of fashion. Cheers from France)
@gshell2520
5 ай бұрын
Shoulda did 💰🐖 that's a banger💯🔥😆
@The-DO
5 ай бұрын
Bird sh&ting on your glasses should always be a "yes" from Simon
@Scullery_Denizen
5 ай бұрын
Paula Abdul can spot talent. She wasn't there. You just got unlucky.
@AUTOSAD777
5 ай бұрын
"Pretty much every British person is gay". Pretty much.
@oldfox0015
5 ай бұрын
Of course, Simon couldn't recognize a genius-level artist when he saw one. Don't sweat it big dawg.
@Tikkakoski
4 ай бұрын
I don't even know who Simon Cowbell is. Does he even have a funkopop?
@slowboywhiteboardv4
5 ай бұрын
Ain't NOBODY tryna stobbit 😲🥳🎉
@jarredfranklyn6926
5 ай бұрын
You are my hero, Sir.
@Sterkop3
5 ай бұрын
If only you could've taken your sick beats and auto tune machine in der witchya. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@hehelol3503
4 ай бұрын
Somebody actually has an guiness world record of having the most funkpops! Go get em Jay dont count your losses
@meangreenmememachine2890
5 ай бұрын
big bummer innit?
@miker7808
5 ай бұрын
Failure? Then you must not be 'merikan cause you dang sure got talent! for sure!
@BenjaminButler.
5 ай бұрын
You are a songbird of a generation.
@adamjakusadam
5 ай бұрын
One day jay they will understand the talent you got they just don't understand real art 😂
@TropicalGardeningCyprus
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 hilariously funny!!!
@user-tx7fl1nt4s
3 ай бұрын
Poof diddy 😂 im dead
@d__w295
5 ай бұрын
Hey Jay! I just listened to your debate with Dr. Alex Malpass on transcendental arguments and I think you did a great job. I was wondering, do you have any recommended reading for educating myself on such arguments? I'm curious to know the different forms in which it is expressed, its history, some of its objections, and how proponents have responded to the objections. I've considered purchasing some van Til works, but I was wondering if you'd have any other recommendations. Thank you and God bless! (Additionally, anybody else can feel free to drop some recommendations as well)
@R4Clover7
5 ай бұрын
Thanks you Jay, for teaching me so much about the faith and apologetics, among other things.
@D1sc0rd-
5 ай бұрын
ooowoahooo the bird poo was a omen to get some sunglasses. My momma told me if you squint too much you’ll go blind!!!
@jedidiahmarsol7613
5 ай бұрын
Youre a shooting star thats too bright for this world. 😭🙏🤘 The greats are never appreciated in their own time.
@Ransetsu
5 ай бұрын
Deliciously mean. Perfect.
@seanmills7586
5 ай бұрын
lol this is great dude 😂
@NJP9036
5 ай бұрын
If you do not have a dog in your act, don't waste your time. Simon should be auditioning to you.
@propapictures
5 ай бұрын
I'm English and I'd like to rebuke you, but three family members are skittles as you say so...there's nothing gayer than Portland. U. S. GAY!
@Dr.Jet-Skis
5 ай бұрын
Simon dont know nothin bout no Merican music, keep drankin your tea red coat
@OrthoGeorge
5 ай бұрын
Well, that's one way to start Great Lent!
@HankHammer-cp5px
5 ай бұрын
Hilarious.
@Jupiter__001_
5 ай бұрын
You seem posessed by Sam Hyde in this video
@teresabeekind5899
5 ай бұрын
Their Loss Jay!
@apollyon9-11
5 ай бұрын
Pretty funny man❤
@R4Clover7
5 ай бұрын
How do I respond to someone saying being unable to explain TAG is fine and the truth?
@fransk.rikheim471
5 ай бұрын
What are you even doing there bro
@JayDyer
5 ай бұрын
becoming an american idol
@dquzmanovic
5 ай бұрын
@@JayDyerJust make a statue of yourself and send it to Simon. On the other hand, who knows what he might do to it as a British, you know.
@noodlepancak783
5 ай бұрын
Probably not first
@Rachel_M_
5 ай бұрын
You was first, by 3 seconds.
@bless_you_361
5 ай бұрын
Holy moly
@jaisump1301
5 ай бұрын
❤❤Frodo❤❤
@jenniferfrances8793
3 ай бұрын
lmao 😆
@CosmicLightnINe
4 ай бұрын
Pure Gold
@FadyZaherSFZ
5 ай бұрын
Totally gay for you studjay
@tiffanyangel1124
5 ай бұрын
🎶😆🙏👍
@user-pk6su3or1b
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@messickn
5 ай бұрын
First! Edit: Not first
@xquakexx
2 ай бұрын
I WILL TELL THIS MAGNIFICENT TALE IN INFINITE JEST IN ALL THE BARS AND ENCOUNTERS IN MY TRAVELS FOREVER !!!! CHEERS FROM VALHALLA
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