My mama was just like that and now I look at her with my daughter and just watch her let my baby get away with shit that would get me choke slammed through a windshield
@jenniferd.820
9 ай бұрын
Smh ikr! And you sit there and watch this happen in disbelief, like who is this 👀😐🤔
@brandygee9954
9 ай бұрын
😭
@Joybrowne1989
9 ай бұрын
Not the windshield 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thomasmitchell4128
9 ай бұрын
I heard my son tell his grandma ( my mother ) that he wouldn't eat the rest of the food on his plate. I don't mean he said "no grandma I can't eat another bite", his belligerent ass yelled and said he wasn't going to eat anything except some pizza. So, this may not seem like a big deal. I just know I told my mother once when I was about 6 that I couldn't finish my plate after she had told me twice, and then she closed fist punched me in the right eye twice for it. It ain't my fault she put so much food on my plate, she knew I didn't eat much. My son got his little attitude from the neighbors kid , he learned that from him when he stayed the night the previous night, he's never said that shit since or before. My grandma, my mother, just smiled and said "well someone get this baby some pizza then!" as she went on to dump his plate of food into a Tupper thing. I had to tell people I fell down the stairs for a week and a half. I'm white, by the way, for those who are picturing otherwise.
@brandygee9954
9 ай бұрын
@@thomasmitchell4128 😮
@sherribatko8981
9 ай бұрын
$4700 dollars somebody better be smiling , I hear you😂😂😂
@jenniferd.820
9 ай бұрын
Facts!! The audacity of them to not be enjoying the money that was spent for them to enjoy the greatest place on earth 🤣🤣
@RSBexpressions
9 ай бұрын
LIKE RIGHT! Like WRITE that number out $4,700 (four thousand, seven hundred dollars) for those who missed it.
@ColoringKaria
9 ай бұрын
I wanna know how he did it so cheap! We spent that on TWO adults! He need to share his tips!
@courtneytyson6341
9 ай бұрын
I’m over it!!
@frankiedavissr8690
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@HumbleBusiness
9 ай бұрын
Omg we just got back I literally had this conversation with my kids. “Yo these Black Suburban Kids with hood parents are something else”
@lynnettereid424
6 ай бұрын
Facts!!!
@si3gnal
8 ай бұрын
"I said, Hey....That's as light as it's gon' get" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@katlap3101
9 ай бұрын
Ali is quickly becoming my number 1 comedian
@Jimmyybueno
9 ай бұрын
No cap
@cBetweenTheLines
8 ай бұрын
he’s one of the best out right now. name one that’s coming with this much material that’s FUNNY
@katlap3101
8 ай бұрын
@@cBetweenTheLines I’m can’t seriously I relate to him like no other
@Mr_Nobody913
6 ай бұрын
His story telling is on another level. I could listen to his jokes all day.
@babayaga3064
3 ай бұрын
@@katlap3101hey katlap, mind if I clap your kat?
@CheOlivermztroliver
9 ай бұрын
Brother Ali is slowly creeping into my top 5 fav comedians of all time 🤙🏽🫰🏽🤟🏽
@xxxhospitalxxxful
9 ай бұрын
I feel you on that. I had to put him in mine. They don't really have many better at this point
@DblTap317
8 ай бұрын
Going assume haven't seen it all because should be real fast! LoL
@williegrant3054
9 ай бұрын
I ❤ me some Ali comedy. My Daddy was NEVER MY FRIEND. HE WAS the Fear of the world for me that’s why as a woman I fear NOBODY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@davidhpruden
9 ай бұрын
This dude is hilarious love his content. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrsDaphneB
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 and my momma use to say, "I ain't one of your little friends"
@prettyblkgyrl74
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 @ the way Ali sets up a joke. Cause he had me at SUCKER JUICE 🤣
@lindathornton6607
9 ай бұрын
Brother Ali I hear you. I was a single mother. I put fear in my son to listen and stay out of trouble. Now he's 38 works and takes care of his son. Love how you checked your children. ❤❤❤❤❤
@ascent8487
9 ай бұрын
It’s important. I got beat. I don’t condone beating. It was abuse. You know, blood, bruises, CPS. That kind of thing. But even with my history I think it’s a mistake not to spank booties if needed. Spank the backside, with an open hand, mind you. These kids have lost their minds and I really believe that’s part of the reason.
@MickeyJaymz
9 ай бұрын
You did better than my baby momma. She beat my son until he finally beat her then she moved out of the home and left him there. Now he's a junkie. She refused my help, only wanted money and wouldn't let me or my family see him til 18. She died last year at age 54 from untreated stage 4 cancer. Karma.
@lindathornton6607
9 ай бұрын
@@MickeyJaymz Wow
@laqueenamarshall3827
8 ай бұрын
@@MickeyJaymz let that lady rest in peace.
@lornegreen6755
8 ай бұрын
@@laqueenamarshall3827no. She don’t deserve it
@williegrant3054
9 ай бұрын
HEY? That’s the Lightest it’s going to Be😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rivoningo
9 ай бұрын
Looking forward to the next instalment of Domino Effect.
@Teagen.Hignmay
8 ай бұрын
Both Domino Effects are awsome..But u GOT to watch his new one!! DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER... It's just as good as Domino Effects..I love me some ALI...
@grantymi5
9 ай бұрын
Ali...this small video has me dying with laughter its the 3rd January 2024 this is how i want to spend the year laughing tears... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@toyasd22
9 ай бұрын
We took the kids to disney back in 2017 i think, and it was around $3200 for flight hotel (inside the gate on the grounds of disney) rental car etc- we get epcot my daughter was 10 at the time - everyone's so EXCITED - around 5 or 6 hrs in my daughter is like MY FEET HURT MY FEET HURT- i finally look down HER SHOES WERE ON THE WRONG FEET and wanted us to carry her. im like NOPE ITS TIME TO GO! i was so mad!
@tradeforcharity
8 ай бұрын
"Heeeyyyy...thats the lightest its gonna get" LMAO facts
@deewheels9871
9 ай бұрын
no way in the world, im spending 4700 dollars on them kids. especially when they dont appreciate u doing this for them. be the last time they get anything from me. be wondering why they havnt gotten an new cloths in 3 years. Remember that time i took yall to disney's world an spend 4700 dollars an u didnt have a good time? thats why u dont got any new cloths.
@cookiecookie8829
9 ай бұрын
Fear and Terror !!! Children will have fun now I bet🤣spending my money you better have fun!!!
@drew63215
9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Denzel in Fences.. "Boy i don't have to like you. What law says i have to like you?" Lol... I showed my kids that scene.
@6969SpAcE6969
9 ай бұрын
Ali, you stand-out because you got the weight in your spirit. You bring the life to your comedy, but with that weight. I don’t know any other comedian that compares because they haven’t had something real like you. There is a thinness in there presence, but with you there is something so real, like fire. Your delivery is funny as fuck, but what I admire is your spirit. You have the dragon fire in you. Blessings
@mcbdllc2848
9 ай бұрын
That lil white boy having a good azz time 😂
@Caperhere
9 ай бұрын
Good for you. Parents are supposed to be parents, not friends. I wanted so bad to go to Disney all through my childhood. I got there a month after I got my first car, when I was 26. It was a 36 hour drive, and it was worth the wait. I bought an old Kermit The Frog green VW camper, and camped on a tiny piece of pavement at Disney World. Thought I was in heaven. Social media has taken away the beauty of anticipation for children, but not the wonder of waiting and watching Ali Siddiq on KZitem.
@Wrappedinhisglory
9 ай бұрын
Did you ever make it inside Disney world??
@Caperhere
9 ай бұрын
@@WrappedinhisgloryYeah, the camping area was inside Disney, so we didn’t have to pay as much as for a hotel.
@Wrappedinhisglory
9 ай бұрын
@@Caperhere OK. I understand now. Wow. Cool
@Caperhere
9 ай бұрын
@@Wrappedinhisglory Their camping sites were like tiny paved driveways, but the setup was as organized as a Nazi work/ death camp.We had access to every form of transportation. Probably to prevent drunk driving messing up insurance requirements. There were low key entertainment areas in the hotel bars. They closed early and had. every kind of transportation available to drive you back to your campsite. We bought a 3 day pass. I didn’t realize tohey were life long passes. We stayed 2 days, and I gave my one day leftover pass to a stranger on the way out. I hope they used it.
@LutherPittman
8 ай бұрын
I knew the f word and the mf word was coming. I felt it!!! 😂
@MrMrKevo8323
9 ай бұрын
This a sitcom I could watch! Give this man a show!
@dvdndsWill
9 ай бұрын
I second that! 💪🏾✌️🏾
@KryptoBright
7 ай бұрын
No fr
@billbillson3129
9 ай бұрын
Outstanding as ever Ali!! Thank you for making and sharing your videos!!
@zennaturalist2543
9 ай бұрын
I'm from the Caribbean and that's how they parent. Me n my mom weren't friends nor were my siblings. We still don't curse around her. N we only started drinking with/around in our 20's.
@terrelljohnson4312
9 ай бұрын
😢😢😮😮😮4700 damn my chest hurt
@bladerunner27x
9 ай бұрын
Fear and Wonder are a powerful tool. 👏🏾👏🏾✌🏾✊🏿💯
@ITSSKUDDUMMY
9 ай бұрын
I remember growing up if me and my brother were being sour on the seldom occasion we were doing something special she’d turn around in the car and go “we’re gonna go and we’re gonna have fun god damn it!” It would always make us laugh from the juxtaposition of demanding fun 😂😂
@d2dar459
7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@PublicSpeaking202
9 ай бұрын
The frustration is real😂😂😂😂😂!! Ali is an amazing comedian ❤❤❤❤❤
@gamblinhurn1
9 ай бұрын
I used to tell my son's "I'm not your friend or girlfriend" I'm your MOMMA. And dont don't try calling me by my first name!! I'm MOMMA to you😒😏😏
@crownholderc8935
9 ай бұрын
Me & My mother were never friends that's the truth 💯💯
@Seahawkfan1108
9 ай бұрын
Oh my lord.....$4,700 😭😭😭😭😭
@vinn4780
5 ай бұрын
HEY....thats the lightest its gonna get 😂😂😂😂😂
@yellowleaf28
9 ай бұрын
Why were they frowning?
@vanessaboyd3798
6 ай бұрын
That was me with my twin girls that was 16 at the time, one twin had an attitude the whole time for 7 days, I told her you don't have to ever worry about me taking you any place again,I spent 3000$ on that trip, they are now 32 years old and the one with and attitude has 3 kids with a set twin with attitude...😂😂 ,pay back is a B*tch
@beatrice81
9 ай бұрын
🎉my teen is excited to sit down at olive garden. That's money 😅
@apsuaha
8 ай бұрын
Proud of you brother, been following your growth since Mexican's got on boots.
@jenniferd.820
9 ай бұрын
Not fear and terror 🤣🤣😭
@VonteXP
9 ай бұрын
You one of the rare comedians that would have been prolific in ANY era 💯
@HashiriyaSquadron
9 ай бұрын
Gotta keep them in check. I still take your advice about not turning into a short order cook for them. 👍 😂
@420luvsounds
9 ай бұрын
You my friend have delighted me every time I've heard you, and raised my spirits.You, your story, your alchemical transformation of pain to laughter, your beautiful, brilliant, honest, triumphant Truth. Keep your loved ones close as you rise.❤thank you
@so_hollywood8957
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 As a PARENT I only have One job and it AIN’T to be nobody’s “friend” be they young or old “Offspring”. Can’t wait to see you Ali in Detroit ❤❤❤
@Hugo-Hernandez
9 ай бұрын
Hispanic parents are the same way 😂. Its cool,to see how our cultures are so alike.
@ginaharden2111
9 ай бұрын
[...alike, amigo...]
@beatrice81
9 ай бұрын
Simone
@sjalusi1
9 ай бұрын
🙄
@Hugo-Hernandez
9 ай бұрын
@@sjalusi1 What’s your problem sweetheart?
@mcbdllc2848
9 ай бұрын
These kids be brats sometimes
@lcharris1685
8 ай бұрын
I feel you on that one, I was planning an annual family trip .. and although I want to go to other places too. 🇧🇸 Bahamas Orland Florida, and myrtle Beach are just the least expensive for a family of six.. my children said Not Bahamas again. They are ungrateful and I feel unappreciated. Especially concerning I didn't take my first cruise until 35
@masoCooks
9 ай бұрын
Comparison the thief of joy, tell my 4 year old fuck what others got we got what we posed to have 😂
@TheBulBey
7 ай бұрын
Watching a master story teller at work 😂
@miamimercenary9623
8 ай бұрын
I‘m 6‘1, 235, 10% body fat, played D1 linebacker in college.. I was afraid of my mother until I was about 28. literally knock grown men out in games but I was terrified of her😂
@gfunk63901
9 ай бұрын
Kids won’t appreciate you until you’re dead and they’ve blown through the money
@meghanwilliams4295
8 ай бұрын
I don't see what the problem is...he spent $4700 dollars...you better smile, gotdammit!🤣🤣🤣
@alfredbanda6568
7 ай бұрын
I love stand up comedy, i dont know why am just comn across this guy. He is funny as hell 😂
@AliSiddiqComedy
7 ай бұрын
thank u. check on Domino Effect 1 & 2 on my page
@thehoneydeev
9 ай бұрын
Brother Ali, you were spared in the Katt Williams burn down on club Shay Shay 😅. We love you
@caleb_rogerz
9 ай бұрын
I'm a simple man. Ali posts a video, then i watch it.
@Otrxzay
7 ай бұрын
Only watched 2 specials and bruh on my top 5 list 💀😂😂😂😂
@goldenhydration
8 ай бұрын
It's the pep talk for me 😆😂🤣
@MooRe_Family29
7 ай бұрын
😂 I just got back from Disney world had a great time was my second time going took my daughter i feel you
@darryllwaddell8435
9 ай бұрын
What are those shoes. They 🔥
@mariacriner892
8 ай бұрын
Your daughter sound like my 9 yr daughter too she the spokes person everybody just throw her in front lol
@kandicelewis9435
8 ай бұрын
I was a spoiled brat at Disney World when I went at 12 years old… the magic hits everyone differently 😂
@800gaming-y2k
9 ай бұрын
This is me and my kids 100% 😂
@lelabrown8150
9 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 that’s funny!
@TruthandChakras
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Baaabay Listen!!!
@TruthandChakras
9 ай бұрын
I Betta see yo MF teeth and dimples
@franklinbaubas6210
9 ай бұрын
Lol man, found his stand up a year ago and was blown away by Domino Effect but when he isn't telling the same ass story I swear I'm laughing my ass off!
@TheLovely990
8 ай бұрын
" Yall know how he is about his money"😅😅😅😅
@TheJodo2010
8 ай бұрын
We just took my daughter to Disney world for the first time this past summer. It was my first time going as well. I don’t know if it was the $15 hot dogs that came with no sides or drinks or the ridiculous wait time to go on a ride but we were not impressed. We won’t be going back anytime soon.
@diplomatsking
9 ай бұрын
I would love to hear Ali's response to Katt's weird interview with Shannon Sharpe. Talking reckless about alot of comedians but didn't dare say Ali's name.
@chellebelles1536
3 ай бұрын
Mannn!!! I am planning a trip there with my child now and we touching 2K already. She better smile, skip, giggle, and have happiness of pure joy. Lol🎉🎉
@joedeadwildin7730
9 ай бұрын
That’s what you call a good momma 😂 Ali momma, and his children momma
@missrg1854
9 ай бұрын
this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@reggiesmith4132
7 ай бұрын
This is gold 😂 I took my kids to Disney world and they said “that was cool” we got back home and a week later I took them for ice cream and a toy and they said “this is the greatest day ever!” I said you know what it is for my bank account too we never going back to Disney world
@melctivity4109
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂I love you!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@rissdimplessee
8 ай бұрын
NOW THATS THE TRUTH...NEVER FRIENDS EVER!!!!!! WHATS GENTLE PARENTING??? 🤷🏻♀️😮💨
@allurebyugishia
9 ай бұрын
Maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn😂😂😂
@ChrisandTyCox
3 ай бұрын
Ali shows feel so short. That's how good it is. When I watch the hours shows it goes by so fast
@seriouzfilmz9397
8 ай бұрын
Same can’t think of a convo that ain’t feel like I was in trouble with my mom even now😂
@lornegreen6755
8 ай бұрын
THIS!
@TheChande
9 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha, boyy, tough love 🤣🤣🤣
@richardday5125
9 ай бұрын
Gets go, Ali. This guy knows how to tell a story with a narrative.
@matthewgartner5339
8 ай бұрын
"Hey, that's as soft as this gets, hey." 😂😂😂
@kaamya921
9 ай бұрын
Ali where is the movie about your life?!? The sitcom or Something? Heck you actually have at least 3 shows from your life spanning drama, family and comedy! In the meantime please come through Tallahassee Florida. There's 2 universities and we are the capital of Florida. You will sellout the Donald L. Tucker Civic Center! We also have a outside arena in the City of Tallahassee's Cascade Park.
@swhall12
8 ай бұрын
Watched again just to hear him fuss the kids out😂😂😂😂
@photobia6593
8 ай бұрын
Im surprised Netflix gives Pete Davidson a special while this guy is pure Gold.
@AliSiddiqComedy
7 ай бұрын
They say my specials are too long... not gonna change
@photobia6593
7 ай бұрын
@@AliSiddiqComedy The longer the better, you are an absolute genius. Love from Romania.
@BlindMellowJelly
8 ай бұрын
Ali has always been clever in his delivery. He is super funny these days. I love this style.....Bravo 😊
@kaecake9575
9 ай бұрын
3:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@felinefokus
9 ай бұрын
Lmao seriously tho!
@dessie5583
9 ай бұрын
Helll yes. I love it
@lexy231
5 ай бұрын
Disney World is for people with the pockets of a booger sugar dealer 😂😂😂😂
@madkingl.l.c7876
8 ай бұрын
Me and my mama was like SOUTH and North Korea 😂
@sarebear4351
3 ай бұрын
IV had the exact same experiences with my kids.... And the same reactions lol
@SleepySheriff
9 ай бұрын
Amen, brother. Amen.
@terrencegroves4455
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 LMMFAO
@houseofabba
9 ай бұрын
King Saddiq I read Domino Effect ,did you say Lose or loss? Either way what does this statement mean. I spoke with Abba and His people. The Book Gave me John 15:25. Then Revelation 21:6, am Alpha and Omega. King I don't know what is going on but I think you might look at this. I am asking you because I heard my Words. So I must verify with You King
@Wimana868
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@haz3ls
9 ай бұрын
Yes exactly!!!😂😂😂😂
@paystation164
9 ай бұрын
*Let's not ignore this KZitem thumbnail* (the picture you click on). Ali trying to look younger then he does in the video/real life. 🤣😂🤣😂 doesn't even look like him- not lying
@cruzan-ux3mw
9 ай бұрын
One of the greatest 😂😂😂
@mssurekandy
9 ай бұрын
Well now. I guess we know why the world greatest dad don't get great gifts.
@AndreaSpeakz
9 ай бұрын
👏🏽😂👏🏽🤣❤️🔥
@robertoortiz1054
9 ай бұрын
Should have taken them to Universal, Disney is for kids 5 and younger 🤣🤣
@mveloshabangu5618
8 ай бұрын
I said "Hey"😂
@pamelajett4095
9 ай бұрын
They got it better than me aint been to Disney but want to with my grandkids even though they grown but almost there!😂
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