“Okay but now your ex wife is with her 2 ex husbands”💀
@Frosted-flame
8 ай бұрын
NO
@dutcharmy7744
8 ай бұрын
There are rules and they are that you can not wish death or hurt anyone you can not wish for love and you can not wish for bringing someone back to life
@Sylvainjose-satoyumiyato
8 ай бұрын
@@dutcharmy7744it can be a loveless marriage?
@DoughThrow
8 ай бұрын
Man: “Scare me half way to death.” The ex:😵
@Frosted-flame
6 ай бұрын
We have the same way of thinking my brother
@monstagaming7052
8 ай бұрын
Literally just say “in my name” then they have it but it’s in your name 💀
@ganeshch
8 ай бұрын
Yeah but she will have double with her name
@yahyaahmed977
8 ай бұрын
@@ganeshchno it will be double with his name
@_StarlightRose_
8 ай бұрын
@@ganeshchgenie logic, it is in the husband's name
@KameWeeb
8 ай бұрын
That's actually pretty smart!
@user-gb8mo6hf9n
8 ай бұрын
Wrong a actually popular KZitemr did this and said that she has double in her name because it’s SHE gets double of what HE gets
@Frosted-flame
8 ай бұрын
* Man gets scared half to death* Man, that was terrifying * The ex-wife* 💀
@ibarelymakevideos
8 ай бұрын
💀
@hasoaxe
8 ай бұрын
that's the joke!
@Frosted-flame
8 ай бұрын
@@hasoaxe lol
@Ketzellthedragon
8 ай бұрын
💀
@Frosted-flame
8 ай бұрын
@@hasoaxe EXACTLY
@rdgm3d619
8 ай бұрын
How about wishing for a girlfriend you cannot leave
@sitadevimuthkhod2574
8 ай бұрын
His ex would get 2 girlfriends😂😂
@Cordmain
8 ай бұрын
Thata funny
@KRISH57676
8 ай бұрын
@@sitadevimuthkhod2574 Modern times, Modern things......
@AnnaPerse
8 ай бұрын
@@KRISH57676what???
@KRISH57676
8 ай бұрын
@@AnnaPerse Same gender sh!t
@Thinker830
8 ай бұрын
“Make her give me half of the stuff”🗿
@Master0X86
8 ай бұрын
Thats genius ngl
@AmatullahFatema-ui8yi
8 ай бұрын
Thn you will give her full of ur staff😂
@4wz_real
8 ай бұрын
She would get more stuff thi
@ALVIN-f2m
6 ай бұрын
@@Master0X86that's not a good idea
@tuki897
6 ай бұрын
@@Master0X86 Try harder to understand videos better next time lil bro, that was a stupid idea.
@Fire_cyclops
8 ай бұрын
The genie at the end: I was not expecting that.
@I.am.KOBBY.42
8 ай бұрын
Genie: I am sorry if this scares you half to death, but your ex wife has been scared to death 💀
@eugeniolimasilva9716
8 ай бұрын
I saw this one but the end was ''i want you to beat me half to death''
@Alifbrothers
8 ай бұрын
I would like to donate 1 of my kidney
@corrupted_KAZIM
8 ай бұрын
BRUH😂
@UTKC_Officer_Smiles
8 ай бұрын
🗿
@dr.bijunacmohan4592
8 ай бұрын
@@UTKC_Officer_Smiles😅
@wayanyogasegara6342
8 ай бұрын
LOL 😂🤣
@kaitheguy14
8 ай бұрын
Lol 😂
@JeilishSmith
8 ай бұрын
"Last wish, give me a mild heart attack"💀💀💀
@Wild-F3rn
6 ай бұрын
Genie: You've been working very hard in the past few years. Man: *Was just banging his head on a wall.*
@Mr.Nicky11
8 ай бұрын
The original was better with "can I sell one kidney" because the Ex gets guaranteed death💀
@katosky4963
8 ай бұрын
😂🎉😅
@ShairsGamingAdventure
7 ай бұрын
For those who don't understand, the genie would scare the man *half to death*. His ex-wife is bound to recieve double of that, so the genie would have to scare his ex-wife COMPLETELY to death, a.k.a. his ex-wife will die.
@godishere4
6 ай бұрын
I thought i understood till i read your comment😂
@obscure.reference
5 ай бұрын
it’s an old joke, the original punchline is ‘beat’
@traumatizedtrailblazer
4 ай бұрын
Ohhh thank you
@jop2335
8 ай бұрын
Better strategie: ask double of what you want for the first 2 wishes and then ask him to take away half of what you own
@lavakater9851
8 ай бұрын
What if how it works is he just applies the effect to the ex wife twice? Then she'd have the same as the ex husband
@AzureKyle
7 ай бұрын
@@lavakater9851 But she'd still lose everything she owns. Even if she received more, everything she owns is taken away.
@ArunKumar-mn3wy
6 ай бұрын
If you get x, she'll get 2x Now you get x/2 removed, she'll only get x removed She still have more than you😮
@I.M_Jay
6 ай бұрын
*Genie scaring her 25% to death*💀
@nzeifelix8752
7 ай бұрын
His intelligence transcends dimensions 😮
@gamercsx9805
8 ай бұрын
Third wish can also be "i want to be extremely obsessed with my ex wife...so she will be 2 times more obsessed
@AzureKyle
7 ай бұрын
Genie logic, she'd be 2 times obsessed with herself.
@gamercsx9805
7 ай бұрын
@@AzureKyle but i to you opposite would be you to i
@AzureKyle
7 ай бұрын
@@gamercsx9805 Genies will do anything they can to screw you over. Unless you explain the wish in such a way that there is no debating your full intent, and no loophole to exploit, the Genie will find some way to twist it around. He would take "I want to be extremely obsessed with my ex-wife" and twist it to mean her specifically and make it "she will be doubly obsessed with your ex-wife" which would be herself.
@gamercsx9805
7 ай бұрын
@@AzureKyle then what would happen if I had said "i want to be extremely obsessed with me" cause what you are saying sounds something like this
@AzureKyle
7 ай бұрын
@@gamercsx9805 Then you would be obsessed with yourself, and she might be doubly obsessed with you, but it might not be in the way you want it. Like she could become some crazy psycho stalker and try and kill you.
@user-vi3wp5lo3b
8 ай бұрын
"the Gini" 💀
@Finalarc0
8 ай бұрын
Last wish: i want double of whatever my ex-wife receives 💥boom💥 ✨ infinite money glitch✨😂😂
@MetalSquarepipe
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@chargedgamerz5453
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@funco5724
8 ай бұрын
Lol
@abhioj4466
8 ай бұрын
Damn bro
@Julesthemaster
8 ай бұрын
Ex gets double of that
@Dinoisnotabiscuit-ry1uz
8 ай бұрын
I thought he was gonna say "beat me half to death"
@lavakater9851
8 ай бұрын
That's painful
@iGamezRo
8 ай бұрын
Or, "For the last wish I'd like to donate a kidney".
@mohammedelwaleed9688
7 ай бұрын
"scare me half to death" his wife Calling 911
@_Rosemaryy_
7 ай бұрын
I low key that he was gonna say “now get rid of half” but he would have had to pick two mansions to do that
@MintzRBLX
6 ай бұрын
He should have wished to fight prime Mike Tyson for 10 seconds😂
@S4NSE
3 ай бұрын
why would I care that my ex wife gets double? People need to get their ego checked
@foshizzlemanizzle4753
3 ай бұрын
Depends on why she’s your ex. Lotta crazy bitches out there who would use everything they have to make your life hell.
@Aditya_handle
8 ай бұрын
Why don't u ask "take half of my money"
@StickyTheStickman183
3 ай бұрын
Doesn’t a Genie say that They can’t Kill People?
@Emaan_who
8 ай бұрын
I would like to give half of whatever i got from my wishes to my ex wife 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Ashley_Nakuco
6 ай бұрын
THE GENIE SCARES HIM* HIS EX DEAD💀 THE MAN TAKES ALL STUFF TWO MANSIONS,30MILLION,HER FUINRUAL
@butterterter
7 ай бұрын
I was waiting for a half life joke.
@MethupaB
7 ай бұрын
Bro just had to wish that he loose half his wealth in his third wish.. He isnt smart...😂
@Ashoka_tano45678
4 ай бұрын
Bro has unlimited brain cells
@Wavvester
7 ай бұрын
Had me on the first 2 seconds ngl💀
@SASA-kx7zy
7 ай бұрын
I thought he was gonna wish to blind one of his eyes 😂
@malianeycoen6123
5 ай бұрын
I've heard this one before but with nagbors and eyes... Don't let greed and covitussness taint you, make Thanksgiving for what you have and lay up your treasures in heaven In the name of my Master, Lord Jesus Christ: may you all be blessed and born again 🩷
@abihanasir242
6 ай бұрын
Man: gets scared half to death Ex wife: dies
@gameratwork2143
6 ай бұрын
This is post traumatic stress hallucinations...
@indujahasini3925
7 ай бұрын
I will ask to be a infinity celebrity 😊😊
@willropa4226
6 ай бұрын
"Are you sure you wouldn't want a mild heart attack?"
@369jso
7 ай бұрын
The Man: scared half to death. TheWoman: scared double half to death. Still not a wise move...
@ginnyirwin4691
6 ай бұрын
The voice change when explaining the second wish is doubled...😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
@ContentRugby-yy2uj
7 ай бұрын
So nice of the lord giving the woman even more parrots to take care of
@yakishbek
6 ай бұрын
"i wanna have a beautiful wife"
@quest2782
3 ай бұрын
That's a Simpsons joke.
@commercialairliner
6 ай бұрын
"Why do women never take rejections calmly?"
@biancaselegean7020
7 ай бұрын
The original ends with "blind me one eye"
@thebigmanchester
7 ай бұрын
Last wish trippin' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jellystanislavjellysladek2153
6 ай бұрын
Geanie be like why tf am i in human world they always try something unexpected 😅😂
@Fareeda-Desu4350
6 ай бұрын
I wish i get back to my bf before this happens to me too😭
@idontknowaname3106
7 ай бұрын
“I want 10 million, I want two mansions,I want half my things to be gone” *the man with 5 mil and a mansion when the woman has nothing*😎
@sonngoc4672
7 ай бұрын
Bro owned 30m dollars and 3 mansions my guy so SMARTTTTTTTTTTTT
@thatonedude-tf3vj
4 ай бұрын
"And for my last wish i want you to make me fall in love with my ex again" is what i thought would happen
@nocthismk740
5 ай бұрын
He should wish to lose half of what he got from the genie😂
@Prince_vegeta001
7 ай бұрын
Last wish: i wish we are back together
@user-gg6vo6qr2j
7 ай бұрын
I wouldve said "make me get rid of half of what I asked you" so the ex wife gets nothing
@notarant5107
7 ай бұрын
Lmaoo, he *DOES’T* inherit *ANY* of that considering their *NOT* married anymore
@krishnasrivastava5617
7 ай бұрын
I would rather wish to lose half of my wealth and the ex will loose the double of half her wealth
@krish_bhatta
6 ай бұрын
in the first two wishes, you get whatever you want. then in the last wish, you say, "disappear half of the things you've given to me" Checkmate !
@crispycuero
8 ай бұрын
Last wish, make make my ex-wife have half of everything I own
@TheCutePyro
4 ай бұрын
And if the marriage was never formally divorced he could inherit his ex-wife’s mansions and money.
@feete_fungus
5 ай бұрын
“Now give her half of my stuff” 🍷🗿
@Ivy89-jl5vx
6 ай бұрын
What if u don't have an ex 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Genius
@genericsidecharacter8915
8 ай бұрын
“I wish to give all my assets with ‘my name.’” Also since it’s double, she’ll technically then me in debt by all of that
@ryanjhongawat5643
6 ай бұрын
Scare me half to death so 50% and then another so 25%
@siringc
6 ай бұрын
Just ask for double of whatever you want and then for the final wsh just ask gor half of it to be removes
@bawar_312
8 ай бұрын
thats is smart😂
@tumble7086
6 ай бұрын
Why not wish for everything that your ex has? If your wish is granted beforehand, she’ll have nothing and you’ll get the bonuses from the wishes
@charlottethibault4989
8 ай бұрын
I thought it was for him to have a bigger thing
@Chelonleese
7 ай бұрын
“for my last wish, i would like you to take half my money”
@HumorharborReal
7 ай бұрын
That's not going to work
@user-eo8ij6qj9n
8 ай бұрын
His last wish should of been : Now take all the stuff that my ex wife recieved😂❤🎉😮😅😊
@MOHMMD550
6 ай бұрын
He could have said: "double my things and give them to her" and he will have what she has but double the double the double
@MoyamelonsGacha
6 ай бұрын
Plont twist: the Ex wife got to scare him two times😈
@spurthinalawade8909
6 ай бұрын
So no one's gonna talk bout the man casually banging his head to a wall at the beginning
@joshgrant9217
8 ай бұрын
Half to death? Ohhhhhh she hets scared fully to death- hehe smart
@RaionnaMizuki
8 ай бұрын
Can't we wish to give her half of what we got? So that she gets half and we get everything that she got doubled and the other half!
@bernardwindom4349
6 ай бұрын
That's genius but I would have wished my ex-wife Love Me Again
@user-mb8hj8zr4r
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 hey ..
@Edonfraeri
8 ай бұрын
Last wish: get rid of half of the things i got.. The wife will get nothing
@NotAaron-123
8 ай бұрын
I thought he was going to say”you have reached the Bluetooth service”😭
@Carterdoesthings290
6 ай бұрын
Last wish, take away half of everything I wished for.
@Bandzior1337
7 ай бұрын
He could have had it as his first wish, so his ex-wife would never receive anything.
@nemumm2
8 ай бұрын
A man bangs his head in the wall You have been working really hard for the past years Me:WTH💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@gaminglegends3056
6 ай бұрын
Make my heart again beat for her This will give you all thrice
@A_Fabulous_Killjoy
4 ай бұрын
Last wish: Get me a girlfriend 💀
@dacadjelosevic3374
8 ай бұрын
"Gini" XD
@hannahwanga928
8 ай бұрын
Hahaha halarius
@E.B.Adventures2966
8 ай бұрын
Plz shut up and go to bed
@rarelyaccurate6252
8 ай бұрын
Scare me half to death is better than the beat me half to death
@VaffleMan
7 ай бұрын
I thought he was gonna ask for +5 inches 💀💀
@garystrother7686
5 ай бұрын
The first time I heard a version of this joke was from a comic named Dave Allen over forty years ago. The catch was that a neighbor that he had a long feud with would get twice as much. First wish was for money, the second wish was for ten of the most beautiful women to be in love with him, and the third was to cut his sex drive in half. Google Dave Allen, he did jokes, and skits.
@samuelgates5935
2 ай бұрын
I thought he was going to say "I wish to audited by the IRS.
@lornathomas6236
8 ай бұрын
It is a good thing genie doesn’t really exist, because a lot of people would be wished away.
@be-enlightened12
7 ай бұрын
If he's half dead the ex wife is fully dead what a guy!!!!😮
@ManosFosteris-wu7kf
7 ай бұрын
I would first say "scare me half to death"
@whena7_
6 ай бұрын
What a genius😂
@tavuong666
7 ай бұрын
Only 2 wishes needed: 1st wish for $$$$. 2nd wish for loosing half the $$$$.
@chisatoxtakina8134
7 ай бұрын
The last wish: Guaranteed 12 hours of sleeping everyday
@shaynekayeprovido7230
8 ай бұрын
Bro said scare me half to 💀
@GgGaming0709
7 ай бұрын
My last wish would be give everything I have to my ex,so technically we get double of everything we gave to our ex
@zaaya7719
Ай бұрын
I can just imagine some 10 year old out there making a sigma edit outta this thinking it's the coldest shi ever
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