"You're in your own hell. I don't need to condemn you" goes so fucking hard the fuck?
@uzzydraco6527
4 ай бұрын
Fr
@adryanclay
4 ай бұрын
That looks like a FAITH: The Unholy Trinity line from either John or Father Garcia.
@Shadow_Microwaive
2 ай бұрын
I'm stealing this
@dog_lover1232
2 ай бұрын
timestamp?
@tomymommy2787
Ай бұрын
@@dog_lover1232 its 18:06. You're welcome 😎
@DeltaEntropy
7 ай бұрын
“Bless me father for I have sinned… I’m into sissy hypno.” God that absolutely killed me. I was not expecting that after the dramatic pause…
@allhasread
7 ай бұрын
I thought it was the pokemon:p
@AggronAaron
7 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@itsuizzu
7 ай бұрын
I read the comments before watching and even with the spoiler, it still got me when he said it 😂
@DeltaEntropy
7 ай бұрын
@@AggronAaron 23:56
@MathiusThatBe
7 ай бұрын
I love how he goes on and on explaining it in full detail but then he ends it with "Yeas that's some sick shit man, I can't forgive you." like YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
@Kay_Sea251
7 ай бұрын
This stream was a fever dream...
@laylam7979
7 ай бұрын
Fever Stream.
@King369I
7 ай бұрын
A fever dream is an understatement
@heyred1368
7 ай бұрын
Is there full vod?
@tinypickle
7 ай бұрын
was there anything significant cut from the stream? sad the stream went down but this video was hilarious
@thavrisco1632
7 ай бұрын
@@tinypickle I only know that the stream lasted multiple hours and I only checked into it occasionally, and the confessions I saw were largely the ones that made it to the video
@timvlogtv512
6 ай бұрын
imagine if a real priest said "my child... you're fccked" 😭
@Anty_Praza
2 ай бұрын
Wait, he isn't a priest? Why is he making this video then?
@lolzonezzzz
2 ай бұрын
@@Anty_Prazaas a joke
@jjjorp
2 ай бұрын
There are a number of court cases that seem to indicate some do
@highqualityorangejuice420
Ай бұрын
NO this cant be!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @lolzonezzzz
@b1uecottoncandy
7 ай бұрын
Blake came in and it wasnt explained he was reading chat's messages, so the whole time I thought it was just his own mountain of sins he was confessing
@loxione210
4 ай бұрын
Same 😭
@Purriah
4 ай бұрын
It was explained at the beginning
@sum1wastaken
3 ай бұрын
i thought people were actually going there and confessing T_T
@Ashera5469
2 ай бұрын
I thought He was confessing the things Lando couldn't say
@HollLewdz
7 ай бұрын
3:19 Hey, that's me! Thank you for forgiveness, Father Lando, all of these giant women were really weighing on my soul 🙏🙏🙏
@mrfriespotato2834
7 ай бұрын
bruh... not me chacking ur channel to find 3 giant women animaton videos 💀
@shrekthe55thsharkking
7 ай бұрын
So YOU made that animated Sana clip!
@spoonsfordinner1138
7 ай бұрын
I had to check out your channel. You draw and animate so well! I hope I can get as good as you some day
@KatsukiKaito
7 ай бұрын
Did you give him an update on his commision tho?
@aka_miso
7 ай бұрын
Profile checks out
@adamdapatsfan
7 ай бұрын
Lando misdiagnosing the exhibitionist guy as gay was pretty funny.
@polo619652
6 ай бұрын
Man's just an equal opportunity pervert, he got hit with the gay accusations 😂
@Faded._
6 ай бұрын
How so?
@tcharlesleonardo1681
6 ай бұрын
yeah , lol
@Austinearl7899
6 ай бұрын
I mean, yes exhibition kink for sure, but also I mean he smelled his bro's pillow(that must be covered in his musk) while baiting. which is definitionally homosexual activity. so he could very well be bisexual(liking men and women) which is often overlooked. my source? I'm a raging homosexual myself 🙌🙌🏳⚧🏳⚧🏳🌈🏳🌈
@natureangel4337
6 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@lemonscentedanxiety8839
6 ай бұрын
Imagine going to a priest, laying down your darkest secret and all other ones you had boiled up, just for them to say "My child.... That's fucked."
@franix97
7 ай бұрын
6:33 he had to call the superior 'cause he couldn't do it on his own.
@mediocreweirdo
6 ай бұрын
he had to bring the man
@Yasviele
7 ай бұрын
Thank you father for handling these .... difficult cases because the average church wouldn't know what to do LOL
@Trans_Wife_Beater
7 ай бұрын
He could've done a better job
@CashLovesJesus
6 ай бұрын
confessionals are non biblical anyways. Catholics don’t know it ain’t though
@BlameSnowy
6 ай бұрын
@@Trans_Wife_Beater He coulda' done a worse job-
@Trans_Wife_Beater
6 ай бұрын
@@BlameSnowy no, not really
@feloven
6 ай бұрын
@@Trans_Wife_Beaternah he could've done worse
@ToastLord42
6 ай бұрын
12:36 "your one of those" tells you everything you need to know, we've all been through that pain
@randomepic12
6 ай бұрын
you’re*
@shrekthe55thsharkking
7 ай бұрын
I'm genuinely touched that the person who didn't go to their friend's funeral when they were children still thought about that to this day. They were a child, so they wouldn't know what empathy is, hence why they said no. Despite this, that moment stuck with them forever and they wanted to atone for leaving their friend to mourn alone. I hope they're both doing well now. Amen. 🙏 ❤
@F_lippy
6 ай бұрын
It’s the purpose of confession to commit penance, to want to admit that guilt and work towards absolution. Amongst the other buck-wild stories this one was genuinely wholesome
@dr.strangelove6118
7 ай бұрын
Anytime someone says , “to make this short and simple” it ain’t
@HomebrewForever
6 ай бұрын
To make this short and simple: True
@sheephat
7 ай бұрын
it was a mistake to have this stream open in the background as i did my work. my jaw was hitting the floor and my attention was devoted to Father Lando's wise words
@SarjianVA
5 ай бұрын
The fact that the ad for this video is legit a religious one SENT ME 😭
@lyl14ghost
7 ай бұрын
"My son, I don't think you need to change, that's some good shit" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@baf00nery
2 ай бұрын
This got me😂
@kaykay8694
7 ай бұрын
I still can't get over the multiple grandma-related confessions...
@purplelion1000
7 ай бұрын
This whole stream was wild. Not to mention Blake turned into a tomato multiple times, it's hilarious😂 Also, the best thing about this is that prof not only made the wild confessions even funnier with his comments but also gave serious advice for the sensitive confessions during the live stream. Thanks for the fun vid
@purpldxd8072
7 ай бұрын
19:30 THIS IS THE HARDEST IV'E LAUGHED IN SOO LONG 🤣🤣🤣
@smakkacowtherealone
7 ай бұрын
"I feel like no bed is safe from me now."
@anonamos701
7 ай бұрын
The confession at 20:00 is truly horrendous LOL
@ankleblad4727
6 ай бұрын
13:50 Anyone who messes with grandma, straight to hell 23:58 Father Lando seems pretty sus for knowing this information
@reealspooki
7 ай бұрын
Father Lando's reaction to grandma being mentioned the second time just absolutely killed me 😂 Well done father for handling these confessions professionally and fairly. Amen.
@bachlamtung5131
7 ай бұрын
10:48 in some countries like where i live, some toilets have warnings against flushing paper for concerns of clogging
@martelo589
6 ай бұрын
Yea we don't flush toilet paper in Brazil either
@matheussanthiago9685
5 ай бұрын
Latin America represent 😔✊
@pheonixflamond6916
3 ай бұрын
You mean 3rd world poverty lmao
@toya_senpai2470
2 ай бұрын
@@pheonixflamond6916many such cases
@zombifiedsquid
7 ай бұрын
I work in the restaurant industry and see shitty toilet paper in the trash more times than I can count, I think the reason behind it are people (potentially mainly just older people) that grew up with not the best septic tanks and were taught to throw it away instead of flushing it to not cause extra problems with backups. I’ve come to that conclusion and I think it hold some merit.
@detleffleischer9418
6 ай бұрын
Oh it's definitely normal. Here in Mexico our plumbing infrastructure sucks and people sometimes didn't have working toilets at all so we all collectively just normalized setting up a trash can to fill with toilet paper and that's that, it's absolutely bizarre when an American business opens up shop here and they DON'T put up trash cans in their bathrooms.
@hannahn3868
6 ай бұрын
I use wipes on my butt cuz i dont think toilet paper gets all the poop. And i read that you shpuldnt trow wipes in the toilet even ones that claim to be flushable so i gotta put them in da trash. But one day hope to get a bidet so i dont have to use toilet paper or wipes
@Eyadx23
6 ай бұрын
Just use water bruh it ain't that hard plus its much more clean for both parties specially for cases like the Mexico guy described
@matheussanthiago9685
5 ай бұрын
In the entirety of Latin America it's still like this
@Elomentoplayz
2 ай бұрын
Have to do it at my house still and only my house. Septic tank ain't great where I live, even though the house is only 20 years old and I'm in the US.
@carroarmato199
7 ай бұрын
19:30 absolutely floored me.
@thedarkpaladin4113
6 ай бұрын
Both scary and hilarious
@apeples
7 ай бұрын
let’s all give a big thanks to profussy lando for welcoming us into the new year with this banger stream 🎉
@Spumoon
7 ай бұрын
Only done one Catholic Confession IRL. That was a long time ago. This next priest isn't going to know what hit him.
@fotisvon9943
4 ай бұрын
Time for a second one
@redwizard9857
2 ай бұрын
😭😭
@williamfalls
7 ай бұрын
"Only God can judge me!" Lando: "Bullshit."
@Razorcarl
7 ай бұрын
this stream was so unhinged lol
@incapacitatedtoad801
7 ай бұрын
“That’s the good shit” we need more priests like him
@lukeperkins9013
6 ай бұрын
"Your sins dont count because widow has a hot ass" -god, bible page 4
@musicalmist
7 ай бұрын
Why is Father Lando so knowledgeable in certain things.... 😂
@hypertrollos4776
6 ай бұрын
bro knew an awful lot about sissy hypno.... 🤨
@Hydrolion1998
7 ай бұрын
Idk why these type of confessional streams with this and Pope Wubby absolutely _send me_ but damn it's always so funny lol
@swolefrogzilla7352
7 ай бұрын
What’s what I thought!
@yiyunzhuo5991
5 ай бұрын
'forgive me father for I have been a naughty boy' FUCKING HELL HAHAHHAHAHAHA
@brantheo
5 ай бұрын
I received an ad for a prayer app before this, that’s how you know this is official
@luigiboyinblu
7 ай бұрын
4:46 “I need an update on my commission” I’ve watched like one or two videos on this channel and I wasn’t subscribed until THAT SENTENCE DROPPED. Instant subscribe holy shit I burst out laughing like you have no idea.
@curtgavin7845
7 ай бұрын
Oh theres a left to discover....
@NUCCubus
7 ай бұрын
Our father has truly blessed us with this holy stream Gaymen 🙏️🌈
@Sh12pen
6 ай бұрын
I ruined the 69 likes, lol
@Emp31
6 ай бұрын
@@Sh12pen🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@Jeremytheartistmannequin
Ай бұрын
Gaymen🙏🌈
@PeanutButter-rw2zb
7 ай бұрын
"My child, that is absolutely fucked" needs to be on a t-shirt with Father Lando.
@QuintBlitz
2 ай бұрын
8:27 I love that, in my opinion, he thought he'd hear a lot of perverse stuff, "Oh I like futas WAY too much", but he's getting REAL confessions, things people have bottled up inside for *years* and now has to truly try and navigate those emotions. For a channel like this (unabashed goonery), this is some heavy stuff!
@WheatDos
7 ай бұрын
Since my priest has left his congregation. I'm happy i found Father Lando to give me the guidance i need.
@orange501
6 ай бұрын
10:13 in some places like Brazil (where i'm from) we can't throw toilet paper in the toilet and flush it, because it clogs the toilet
@technopong
7 ай бұрын
Lando, you're ridiculous, love your stuff. Your creativity is a breath of fresh air.
@Yootlander
6 ай бұрын
This is literally paymoneywubby’s confession stream just with an actual box
@katzhas
5 ай бұрын
@@Yootlander which is pretty creative
@pajamas720
2 ай бұрын
father, forgive me for i have sinned by shipping myself. with myself.
@DcPlayerGame
7 ай бұрын
Amen, brothers, sisters and pals. May father Lando forgive us.
@tuxedochat8365
7 ай бұрын
The Astolfo poster on Landos priest stand 😭😭
@ManrayO_O
5 ай бұрын
I got recommended a prayer app when I opened this vid 🙏
@9azodnwlm
5 ай бұрын
same, probably needed
@davidmendez8306
7 ай бұрын
Sucks that they cut Lando screaming YOUR GAYY at the pillow dude it killed me during the stream
@QuintBlitz
2 ай бұрын
16:33 Is such a heavy sigh because at this point he KNOWS what he hears next could be decades of trauma being brought out for the first time. It's great.
@Lucyferbby
6 ай бұрын
omg this video felt like a 4 am group voice call
@Beanballer
6 ай бұрын
Father Lando looks on the verge of tears throughout the whole thing
@Randy-tc3mv
7 ай бұрын
Bless YOU, father for raising up these wretched souls and giving them another chance at the kingdom of heaven. Amen.
@bander-Coolb
7 ай бұрын
Chat does reflect the streamer / KZitemr
@thelostmessenger
7 ай бұрын
Amazing service today father, look forward to your next one.
@sicuw1773
7 ай бұрын
This was one of the best streams I've ever seen
@Buffaloguy1991
7 ай бұрын
i feel these should be done every Easter and Christmas
@artemis_studios6555
6 ай бұрын
As a Christian, I accept this as hilarious
@sekaihunter9378
7 ай бұрын
16:40 It's fine being a fake Discord girlfriend. But keep that persona for 3 YEARS??? At this point it's not because you want to revenge your friends, it's because you're enjoying it! In other words...Become a femboy my guy.
@hnknerdcore
5 ай бұрын
yall are so insanely funny wtf
@striderincident
7 ай бұрын
This vod was purged the second it finished 😂 I loved every second of the stream, gaymen 😇🙌
@mariojordan9543
7 ай бұрын
This guy gotta be my favorite gooner on the web fr
@athos9293
7 ай бұрын
In Brazil we have trash cans on the bathroom because if we flush the toilet paper there's the chance that it will clog up the pipes
@WPM_official
6 ай бұрын
Yeah
@mikehawk8984
5 ай бұрын
I had no idea who you were until this vid. Absolutely fucking hilarious. Never imagined a timeline of a priest vividly explaining sissy hypno to me lol Subbed
@slouchbach4784
6 ай бұрын
ngl professor lando should be like the asian johnny sins, so someday he can introduce himself as the plumber, astronaut, professor, priest, foot ball coach, doctor, taxi driver lando,
@snazzyfeathers
7 ай бұрын
This was the funniest damn video I've watched in awhile. I was dying in the Laundromat listening to it, and praying nobody would ask why I was laughing.
@nemesis.astolfo
6 ай бұрын
This needs to be a weekly thing
@SamNukem
7 ай бұрын
Please do this again Lando! Was such a laugh!
@kyleaxe6699
9 күн бұрын
I came here for the humor but stayed for the actual legit insights, and kindness. Pretty awesome
@togek1ss
7 ай бұрын
what an amazing stream
@yokobluu
7 ай бұрын
This stream was insane, imagine watching this live at 3AM Just a little comment about 10:17, in some places you're not supposed to throw toilet paper in the toilet because it could cause issues. Second (11:58), that's not me but I've done this in a family vacation in which I had to share a hotel bed with my grandma.
@pedraum_quejero
7 ай бұрын
Yeah, please father Lando forgive the Brazilian plumbing systems by making us have to throw the paper in the thrash
@WizzyHatto
7 ай бұрын
@@pedraum_quejero Even American housing isn't safe... *cough cough*
@jacobslay6677
3 ай бұрын
“I don’t think you need a change. That’s some good shit.” was such a good line
@mariencarrascosa
7 ай бұрын
Even the Pope has his very own confessor. Father Lando has some sins to confess as well! I’ll be waiting for that video to happen!
@dpcottoncandy1220
7 ай бұрын
Some of these sounded like drama anime plots.
@alexanderball7361
4 ай бұрын
3:20 bro was not ready for that
@gerarddip
6 ай бұрын
I got an ad from a guy that started out by saying “top 3 ways to draw closer to God”
@shiopiii
7 ай бұрын
i'm sorry daddy lando, i've been a very naughty catperson 😔😔😔
@novaheat574
7 ай бұрын
😾😾😾
@the_reaper-nw3mk
3 ай бұрын
“Bless me father for I have sinned I have searched for marin Kitagwa hen- ´´´
@PurpleYetii
3 ай бұрын
"Thats just life, sometimes you shit yourself." Spoken like a true philosopher
@sadscientist9995
6 ай бұрын
“I love you” “it’ll pass” best response
@Dookieman1975
7 ай бұрын
“I don’t plan on stopping… but what can I do-“ U stop. U just stop
@tunajenkins4
3 ай бұрын
Thank you Father Lando for filling the shoes of the late Father Wubby. Alleluia
@FriendermanOurSaviour
3 ай бұрын
"You know what they say, all dogs go to heaven...but not you my friend." had me dying
@giosgio
6 ай бұрын
"My son, I don't think you need to change, that's some good shit." lmao
@user-iy6yc6cj8p
4 ай бұрын
i watch this everyday to listen to the bed jerker and the green jizz story
@IchigoMysty
7 ай бұрын
This video was hilarious and the cherry on top is that I got a religious ad in the middle of watching
@CashLovesJesus
6 ай бұрын
Scientology is a cult
@leroyjenkins2030
7 ай бұрын
This stream was so funny, I hope you do something like this again.
@mangakingkuger6265
2 ай бұрын
Exactly like on the first day of the month he would hold a confession stream
@jnbrthrs
6 ай бұрын
LANDON GOING ON WITH THE GRANDMA UNDERWEAR BIT FOR SO LONG WHILE BLAKE IS LITERALLY GAGGING IN THE BACKGROUND
@GenocideJill-
4 ай бұрын
I'm not going to say which of those sins it was but one of them hit me HARD, i just want to say.... dw I'm the same as you, unknown sinner
@nathan1507
3 ай бұрын
Imagine confessing about your widowmaker fantasies and your pastor asks for a link💀💀
@anonymousnekokamikannakamui
7 ай бұрын
just subed this is my first time seeing your channel good shit imma go watch more
@Profussy2
7 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@SkullHeart
7 ай бұрын
Thank you for VOD Father, because my sin was missing the stream
@specialresp3ct
6 ай бұрын
Bro with the DnD characters needs to be Locked Away😂😂😂
@anti-spiral159
4 ай бұрын
You know have done some fucked up shit when the priest says "Jesus Christ..." after hearing your confession lmao.
@Alice-un3kq
7 ай бұрын
This stream was wild to watch live
@doodlesyoru2108
7 ай бұрын
It is this time of the year A merry, so merry, night we hold dear So many, so many regrets bring me to tears Not many, not many, notice nor care Oh, oh... my saviour Oh, oh, why does a common fire hold so much power? If only we could be forever naive and pure If only we could lead painless futures If only there could be a forgiving world
@HoDoBoDo
6 ай бұрын
I'm 11 minutes in and I thought this was all being done on a discord call till I realised that this is a real confessional 💀...
@cooljclmaster
6 ай бұрын
for half the video i thought it was the same guy saying all his sins and i was terrfied
@5JSX5
7 ай бұрын
i'm dying at chat saying 🌈GAYMEN 🙏 instead of amen
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