When the history teacher gets drunk at school prom.
@ragelynsb6537
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant comment
@Breadhead21
4 жыл бұрын
You win
@wokeartist1240
4 жыл бұрын
We've all been there
@john6291
4 жыл бұрын
haha.. was thinking Smithy and pub quiz..
@CN-wt2bj
4 жыл бұрын
This comedian is so punchable.
@sci-figameguy8241
4 жыл бұрын
“Being an ally of ours counts as losing to us” LOL
@theevilascotcompany9255
4 жыл бұрын
As Canadians, the Queen and eventually Prince Charles is our head of state. Yes, that counts as losing to England.
@TheIceman567
4 жыл бұрын
The Evil Ascot Company are you for a republic?
@theevilascotcompany9255
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheIceman567 I don't relish having to carry King Charles' face in my back pocket for a couple of decades.
@TheIceman567
4 жыл бұрын
The Evil Ascot Company yeah I agree I think Canadians should have the vote on the matter.
@YourVintageStick
4 жыл бұрын
So that sums up the entire commonwealths of the UK
@Zer0_Flowers
4 жыл бұрын
“I think if you create a country out of thin-fuckin’ air, you’ve won” The best sentence ever!
@Paragon13
3 жыл бұрын
I had a “this part happened as I scrolled past this comment” moment.
@Nordmore68
3 жыл бұрын
@@Paragon13 Yehh? Yehh! 😄
@alextunneyware
3 жыл бұрын
@@Paragon13 same thing just happened to me
@T3ki1a_
3 жыл бұрын
Even tho it's reducing a bit for what history really is. It's still hilarious
@HoloTheDrunk
3 жыл бұрын
The only thought that popped in my head was "oh no not [current world event]"
@numericbin9983
Жыл бұрын
Al Murray is the definition of a man of culture plus a touch of humor. The result is fantastic. You learn while laughing
@iim4xii129
Жыл бұрын
Just a "touch" of humour? Come on...
@alluringvoice7081
11 ай бұрын
Would a fondle of humour be preferable?
@olymak
10 ай бұрын
You learn LOL you laugh more likely LOL
@AkuraTheAwesome
9 ай бұрын
He's an extremely intelligent man who portrays himself as deceptively simple. The idea of a working-class accented nutter who can talk at length like a tenured professor is comedic genius.
@lebordeldeG2L
8 ай бұрын
He made some mistakes though. Uganda wasn't a German colony but a Bri'ish protectorate since 1894. He thought about Tanzania I guess.
@bluedreamkush2392
4 жыл бұрын
This man literally told us that they defeated America by losing to them.
@Ruzaraneh
4 жыл бұрын
They needed US independence for upcoming 200 year later to help win the fight againts german... so yeah.. in the end they are winning...
@aaronvargas2550
4 жыл бұрын
It's just a joke but ya didnt make sense lmao
@marciaosullivan3200
4 жыл бұрын
1812-1814
@honoraryanglo2929
4 жыл бұрын
Well from a certain point of view...
@targitausrithux2320
4 жыл бұрын
Marcia Osullivan Ehhh.... not really a victory
@nuclearnadal4869
4 жыл бұрын
They’ve even defeated England. The English Civil War. Absolute madlads!
@roadhouse6999
4 жыл бұрын
I heard the joke that everyone hates America because America defeated them in a war at some point. That includes Americans who hate their own country.
@zachhaskell1649
4 жыл бұрын
@@roadhouse6999 us Americans fought to separate from Britain but just did everything they did afterwards besides the king and queen stuff
@wallywheezer8256
4 жыл бұрын
Sherman Rod Don’t forget the War of the Roses
@olorinmagus4479
4 жыл бұрын
Sherman Rod which one?
@olorinmagus4479
4 жыл бұрын
zach haskell no, not really
@samliedtke578
4 жыл бұрын
“What language do they speak in Peru?” “Portuguese” “no Spanish” “oh”
@lidiasoares4939
4 жыл бұрын
Normally ppl don't know that in South America have a country that speak Portuguese, I very impressed someone say it
@samliedtke578
4 жыл бұрын
Lidia Soares I thought it was common knowledge
@betsyduane3461
4 жыл бұрын
@@lidiasoares4939 Rio De Janeiro used to be the capital of the Portuguese empire at one point.
@lidiasoares4939
4 жыл бұрын
@@betsyduane3461 i know that.
@juliushakala5148
4 жыл бұрын
@@lidiasoares4939 everybody who knows history knows that South American countries speak Portugese or Spanish
@cald1421
Жыл бұрын
The Brits really did look at the world and go “I’ll have that.”
@thesandwich5321
10 ай бұрын
Is that a blue tudor rose I see as your profile pic?
@cald1421
10 ай бұрын
@@thesandwich5321 nope. White lotus flower. I respect all nations cause I ain’t no bitch
@thesandwich5321
10 ай бұрын
@@cald1421you sound just like my mate! Love that for ya
@sombraarthur
10 ай бұрын
And yet, Brazil and Mongolia had never a war against England. Brazil and Mongolia are two countries that won every war they fought.
@bootlegpete7984
10 ай бұрын
@@sombraarthurBrazil speaks Portuguese for a reason, those lands were conquered centuries ago, and the Japanese constantly whooped and repelled the Mongolians time after time.
@Koiler8
4 жыл бұрын
What he’s saying is that the British don’t count the losses.
@benblatz8558
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah royal family is from Normandy
@scholaroftheworldalternatehist
4 жыл бұрын
@@benblatz8558 i thought they were descended from German royals?
@kieranbennett7453
4 жыл бұрын
The first true royal family of england that we count was William 1, who was from Normandy. The current royal family descend from Germans, however, which i believe started as a relative of Prince Albert? Not too sure about where the current family started Edit: did some research. George V was the grandson of Prince Albert, with George VI being V's son and Elizabeth's Father
@thanoschin7106
4 жыл бұрын
No it’s cos nobody dares go against us >:)
@mindofGOAT
4 жыл бұрын
@@tjdunne7349 yet we still got a part of their country
@Ryguy72800
4 жыл бұрын
"Japan" "We got the yanks to do it for us" Lmao
@NorthCamZ
3 жыл бұрын
Well tbf the brits were fighting Japan using their navy in the Pacific
@problemistatist
3 жыл бұрын
The nuclear bombs that were dropped on hiroshima and Nagasaki were originally slated to be dropped my royal airforce planes. The us had to rush to design a whole new plane to carry the bombs and were not ready to do so until the last minute. In the end they were merely escorted by the raf. The us president felt it would be a matter of prestige to be dropping the bombs. But it was very much in collaboration with British scientist and military planners that that terminal end to the Japanese war effort came about.
@problemistatist
3 жыл бұрын
@ALSO-RAN ! The history of the black lancasters and the development of B29 can be seen here: kzitem.info/news/bejne/lo6On6SqfIChnKA
@problemistatist
3 жыл бұрын
@ALSO-RAN ! The idea of cutting out the main support strut and redesigning the structure of the plane itself to be able to carry these bombs is a little more than retrofitting them. We can agree that the B29 was already in production, but it evidently had not been designed with the secret Los Alamos projects in mind.I Also believe that the American insistence on their own plane was in part an effort to ensure they had the unilateral capability to strike with the new weapon as often as they saw fit.
@theidiot5496
3 жыл бұрын
@@problemistatist the reasons Japan surrendered was cause of the ussr entering the war and not cause of the bomb the Japanese wouldn't care if the Americans dropped the and American did almost all fighting in the Pacific and asia with the exception of burma china and manchuria
@dsong00
4 жыл бұрын
People taking this too seriously, he's obviously playing the part of an overly cocky brit that's gonna spin anything into a win
@tb4322
4 жыл бұрын
So a regular brit?
@donnythedealer2571
4 жыл бұрын
I call my self a Brit and I’m from Glasgow
@standingoffthecorner
4 жыл бұрын
Theres just Brits and aggressive Brits lol
@dsong00
4 жыл бұрын
@Bryan McDade anyone who's so much as glanced at a wiki page will know this. Same thing very much goes for what you call "Americans," yet the comedy act is still very much based on the caricature of a cocky "brit" - oversimplified and overexaggerated.
@shadowninja958
4 жыл бұрын
Bryan McDade y’all gonna be brits to me so long as every time the name Britain or England are mentioned in any sentence the first assumption is that it’s just us “stupid Americans” not knowing the difference or getting our facts wrong I’m gonna keep broadly referring to people living in the country as brits.
@Deathst4lker
Жыл бұрын
This performance is world class - fantastic historical knowledge coupled with great comedy. Love it!
@johnnotrealname8168
9 ай бұрын
He gets a couple things wrong actually.
@justanmr2973
4 жыл бұрын
Random dude: Poland This guy: WE SOLD THEM
@xernax1841
4 жыл бұрын
Explain.
@usaball9190
4 жыл бұрын
When Poland got invaded, the French and the British merely declaring war, then hunker down to protect their own land in the defensive line instead of attacking. Which they could easily do given that Germany moves most of the army’s division to Poland at that time.
@alexanderthegreat445
4 жыл бұрын
slavboi No, he simply couldn’t do anything about. It would have risked the Treaty and the and it was miles from the nearest Western authority. It was the only thing Churchill didn’t sit well with in the Treaty.
@ryszardkaczmarczyk2471
4 жыл бұрын
They defeated the Duchy of Warsaw though
@MaximusVA_
4 жыл бұрын
@@xernax1841 After WW2 had ended (with the unconditional surrender of the Wehrmacht) the allies gave the control over Poland to the Soviet Union. They basically sold them off to the Soviets as what was left of the Polish population fought along the British army.
@Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Historians when they get drunk at a party:
@jackj9816
4 жыл бұрын
This is me haha
@ComradeHellas
4 жыл бұрын
Count me in
@ghost_1153
4 жыл бұрын
This joke is so original that i saw it 2 comments up
@Alteroxx954
4 жыл бұрын
Adding the ,,Nobody,, was unneccesary
@majav15mg
4 жыл бұрын
Fuck this meme back to hell.
@ezzyy1147
4 жыл бұрын
This is the guy who started Brexit
@depressedpotato4915
4 жыл бұрын
B R U H
@ibuprofen-noodles
4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna tell my children this was Nigel Farage
@Lady_Maria-2007
4 жыл бұрын
EzzYy We have now defeated almost all of europe without even having to visit them.
@vanillaicecream2385
4 жыл бұрын
if you create a country out of thin fucking air you've won, well if you create an argument like that out of thin fucking air you've lost
@ThePathStrider
2 ай бұрын
I think he promised the UK will be leave Europe by 2025 and leave the Solar System by 2050.
@dank2804
11 ай бұрын
This guy can spin anything into a positive. I'd like him to live rent free in my head 😂
@stephenwaller4231
4 ай бұрын
He does.....dumbass.
@geograymon55
4 жыл бұрын
This guy is intoxicated and can remember the history of nations better than I can remember what my to do list is for the day.
@TwinkleNZ
4 жыл бұрын
You remember you made a to do list?
@TwinkleNZ
4 жыл бұрын
@yeoldebiggetee a what now?
@crapcase3985
4 жыл бұрын
@@TwinkleNZ .
@sadowheart7620
4 жыл бұрын
Hi, can anyone pleas tell me where I am?
@joshuagraham5750
4 жыл бұрын
Rubin Sammich hell
@victorbaxter5973
3 жыл бұрын
Al Murray is a History Graduate from Oxford University plus a Doctorate. He started this act to amuse his University friends. His persona on stage is totally an act. He is completely different in real life.
@scootergrant8683
3 жыл бұрын
What I love is his incredible grasp of knowledge. But it was great when he was on Top Gear and ratted on about tanks with Clarkson.
@infinitydreamzz
3 жыл бұрын
If he's a history major he should know the Dutch sailed through Thames all the way to London. Or how the Americans gained their independence.
@scootergrant8683
3 жыл бұрын
@@infinitydreamzz But he is also a comedian so he is going to use knowledge for effect and not show other sides of it just for the laugh factor.
@infinitydreamzz
3 жыл бұрын
@@scootergrant8683 fair enough
@scootergrant8683
3 жыл бұрын
@@infinitydreamzz But you did teach me something I didn't know. I mean there are bound to be tonnes of events that people don't know of because the average person only encounters so much. Yet I never knew the Dutch sailed up the Thames.
@STDRACO777
4 жыл бұрын
Wow Im more impressed by his knowledge than his jokes and thats not a insult.
@Cherryptls
4 жыл бұрын
Some of them are jokes though
@shehranazim4784
4 жыл бұрын
He studied history at Oxford, so this stuff is his specialty
@STDRACO777
4 жыл бұрын
@Scott Adam That depends do you believe handing over power back to colonies was an achievement or a determent to the morals of the people of Britain? Too many people its a thing to be proud of as its harder to give away power than to take away power after you have it.
@samshroff741
4 жыл бұрын
a lot of the things he was saying were wrong but had a similar result, I.e. burkina faso was colonized by the French, the line in South America (why they speak Spanish in Peru) is called the treaty of tordesillas and was signed in 1494, not 1512, and by pope Alexander vi not pope Judas. There were some pretty impressive things in there though
@ArawnOfAnnwn
4 жыл бұрын
The easiest way to beat someone like this is simply to name a country that no one knows anything about, including most historians, because they're too insignificant to take note of. Like have the Brits ever beaten Vanuatu? Maybe, maybe not. Point is he wouldn't be able to answer cos no one bothers knowing anything about Vanuatu.
@Dandodod1
Жыл бұрын
His mind is amazing. So much knowledge. And he makes it fun. Teachers should take note.
@thenoobyblock1208
6 ай бұрын
Although the bit about the division of South America was a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Got the years and the names completely wrong.
@stephenwaller4231
4 ай бұрын
No.....teachers should be accurate and factual..... nothing more, nothing less Stick to the facts.
@tzo_ghoul7167
4 жыл бұрын
This guy studied all of history and remembered all of it
@tzo_ghoul7167
4 жыл бұрын
@glyn hodges I already assumed that but neet
@tzo_ghoul7167
4 жыл бұрын
@glyn hodges basically
@deepvibes4871
4 жыл бұрын
It’s only 500 years of history , have you not read a book lol
@francis3372
4 жыл бұрын
props on the kaneki pic my g
@tzo_ghoul7167
4 жыл бұрын
@@francis3372 thank you
@vinito19
2 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see the kid from Bully grew up and became a teacher.
@peace08011987
2 жыл бұрын
Where is his skateboard though?
@skottcoucill8343
2 жыл бұрын
Mong
@skottcoucill8343
2 жыл бұрын
@@peace08011987 Indian
@the_clumsy_wizard8910
2 жыл бұрын
@@skottcoucill8343 ..... why are you saying a ethnicity?
@marilizegrobler117
2 жыл бұрын
The Germans are not allowed to brag about Hitlers concentration camps why would you guys feel proud of winning a war where your forefathers murdered raped and killed 28000 children in concentration camps?
@thehate2535
4 жыл бұрын
Let's declare the corona virus a country, so they can defeat it.
@wildaceds
4 жыл бұрын
The Hate Does Coronavirus need freedom?
@thehate2535
4 жыл бұрын
@@wildaceds It already has freedom. The lil skrub does whatever it wants
@jed-henrywitkowski6470
4 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@TheSecondVersion
4 жыл бұрын
UK: Declares war on virus Coronavirus: "Listen here, u little shit" (Prime Minister Boris Johnson is now severely ill from COVID-19)
@henryjansen9375
4 жыл бұрын
Their president is sick i see that as a loss
@brodozer2515
Жыл бұрын
I died when she said "norway" and he went straight for the juggular, thats the funniest stuff ive heard in a while xD
@johnnotrealname8168
9 ай бұрын
He is correct but England did beat Denmark which had a Personal Union with Norway.
@oriontigley5089
4 жыл бұрын
"Canada is our ally, which is a loss for them" As a Canadian, I can't say I disagree.... 😶
@miltoska9708
4 жыл бұрын
I am not judging since what you mean is quite obvious ,but also keep in mind that there are sorts of people that if you say that as a Canadian will tell you you are racist and stuff like that
@oriontigley5089
4 жыл бұрын
@@miltoska9708 I suppose, but I mean it in jest. I mean not to offend, sorry.
@miltoska9708
4 жыл бұрын
@@oriontigley5089 man I'm not offended but yesterday someone argued with me for a similar reason
@RatBoyDunce
4 жыл бұрын
Same but as an Australian
@nbrado
4 жыл бұрын
American war of independence
@Laffey99
3 жыл бұрын
Him: "Name a country" Me: "Mongolia" Him: *nervous sweating*
@ddc2957
3 жыл бұрын
I back this man to come up with a way to explain it though 😂
@pavyz456
3 жыл бұрын
probably would've said 'opium war' since china ruled over mongolia at that time
@alextunneyware
3 жыл бұрын
Does Scotland count?
@adamsmithintin2803
3 жыл бұрын
@@alextunneyware Scotland is still trying to wriggle free
@Retaliatixn
3 жыл бұрын
Me : Iceland. Him : You were not supposed to do that.
@Andrew-yl7lm
4 жыл бұрын
Prepare yourself, people in the comments have been Googling furiously.
@doomkingraye7692
4 жыл бұрын
Oh yes
@mixtapemania6769
4 жыл бұрын
Haitians are the most kickass people in this whole continent. 🇭🇹🇭🇹 They just need to rise out this poverty state. It will happen
@dragzgaming
3 жыл бұрын
Furiously? We know the answers already we just need to do one search for the year 😎
@Madonnalitta1
5 ай бұрын
@@mixtapemania6769this whole continent? You know this is the net and not some land mass?! Seriously though, how are you guys doing? I know it's not good there atm, I hope things get better.
@michaeldavison9808
Жыл бұрын
Anyone who likes Al Murray's work might enjoy his podcast - 'we have ways of making you talk' about WWII on which I believe he wrote his doctorate and made a TV series.
@michaelba7791
4 жыл бұрын
If you can understand him without subtitles you immediately get a degree in English
@strikemanpop
4 жыл бұрын
Im mexican I studied English with a scottish guy who has The most broken English in my high school and i grateful with it, i understand *EVERYTHING*
@vitaliitomas8121
4 жыл бұрын
Give me my degree
@mixderman2461
4 жыл бұрын
Really? Maybe he speaks fast but nothing difficult tbh.
@michaelba7791
4 жыл бұрын
@@mixderman2461 idk i had difficulties bro, also english is my second language so yeah
@enderz8398
4 жыл бұрын
Michael BA77 I understood him clearly and English is also my second language
@johngriffon2118
3 жыл бұрын
Highschool teachers- "You college Proffesor isnt going to be as chill as us" College history Proffesor - *spits information with a beer in his hand*
@FoxyBoxery
3 жыл бұрын
True. We oftenly smoke weed with some of our professors
@griffincrump5077
3 жыл бұрын
College professors are straight up the most chill kinds of teachers there are* * - exceptions apply
@generationdana9
2 жыл бұрын
I had an algebra teacher that smelled of Bourbon 🥃 everywhere he want, it was interesting learning how to solve for X & Y while he slurred the equation..
@ronalddg9369
Жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever met anyone less chill than a highschool teacher
@MrDHCrockett
4 жыл бұрын
ᵀʰᵉʸ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵍᵒᵗ ᴱᵗʰᶦᵒᵖᶦᵃ.
@lenzschwarze
4 жыл бұрын
Italy did
@Pondo11037
4 жыл бұрын
@@lenzschwarze Italy got Eritrea, which is a separate country.
@bugofcake
4 жыл бұрын
Bethel Mesfun Italy did get Ethiopia, Abyssinian Crisis 1935
@Pondo11037
4 жыл бұрын
@@bugofcake wait you're right
@lenzschwarze
4 жыл бұрын
@@Pondo11037 italy got eritrea, somalia, libya and abissinia (ethiopia)
@youvebeengreeked
11 ай бұрын
*Enters pub* _"The British did it better."_ *Doesn't elaborate any further* *Leaves*
@maverick9262
4 жыл бұрын
He sounds like thor when screaming "another one".
@CorvusNoctem
4 жыл бұрын
While playing Fortnite.
@Harshal378
4 жыл бұрын
South Sudan.
@ryanhasmanners9997
4 жыл бұрын
Comedian: *makes joke* Americans: TF DID YOU JUST SAY
@Left4Red
4 жыл бұрын
Ryanhasmanners nobody is saying that
@Neon-zq5of
4 жыл бұрын
No one here has said that
@Andrew-re8hz
4 жыл бұрын
No one asked
@ryanhasmanners9997
4 жыл бұрын
Lotus Gang , except they are, I’m not exactly ganna post something for no reason, of course there are people that have said that
@ryanhasmanners9997
4 жыл бұрын
Neon except they are, I’m not exactly ganna post something for no reason, of course there are people that have said that
@Paragon13
3 жыл бұрын
“They see that as a win, we see it as a lucky escape.” Spittin straight facts.
@spiffywolf2850
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in America that's to true
@howdydoodilly6812
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, true. If it weren’t for domestic issues and logistical problems at the time they probably would’ve won
@nikitalebedev6264
3 жыл бұрын
I read it exactly when he said it, lol
@theoneinthemiddle5553
3 жыл бұрын
Lol the war lasted a decade. They lost to colonies of scrubs and a few French troops. That's not a lucky escape. That's winning a war.
@Paragon13
3 жыл бұрын
The One In The Middle It’s a shithole. It’s a lucky escape because we don’t have to put up with it as much as we would if we still had control over it. That’s victory enough for us.
@jules263
9 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Knowledge of British history is unparalleled, even with a pint in his hand 😂
@dcmastermindfirst9418
28 күн бұрын
Because he's a historian
@p.z.arnott2329
4 жыл бұрын
If this guy was my world history teacher, I would definitely paid more attention.
@gingerbeard7222
4 жыл бұрын
P.Z. Arnott you’d be to busy pissing yourself to learn anything
@lollol7
4 жыл бұрын
Ginger Beard Wow, your comment says a lot about our society...
@lil_nut2232
4 жыл бұрын
Lol Lol no you’re just a pussy
@thejman3489
4 жыл бұрын
I had a history teacher who was awesome. During passing period he had loud music playing. He also has either point pong, mini golf, or mini foosball to play until the period started. He was sort of a hype man and made a big deal about things when he was teaching. He had this enthusiastically serious tone of voice that made it very enjoyable to pay attention to. He was very big on class participation and sometimes we would play class games to give us a break from the usual lessons. Sometimes when he was mad he would flip desk while being very vocal about his disappointment with the class. He would then use it as a chance to teach us. Most things he did was very over the top but in a fun way. Some students were scared of him but other loved his style of teaching. I learned a lot from his class and I've never had a teacher come close to his teaching style.
@moayad80
4 жыл бұрын
No you wouldn't.
@thekyuwa
3 жыл бұрын
Switzerland: "always been neutral" this guy: *"I'll pretend i didn't hear that"*
@gorillainabikini266
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Switzerland fought for France in the napoleonic wars
@keeemon4451
3 жыл бұрын
@@gorillainabikini266 switzerland became a sister state of the french republic so technically yeh
@jacciullo4325
3 жыл бұрын
Liechtenstein. The british didn't defeat them.
@wontrespond8064
3 жыл бұрын
@@gorillainabikini266 as mercenaries. There wasnt much switzerland(at the state it was in then, it was literally the battle ground in the french revulotionary wars: Battle pf Zürich as example) could do against cray cray Bonaparte. Btw fun fact, France(Napoleon) still has a debt in the village I come from. MF didnt pay his food
@ashandtodd
3 жыл бұрын
Well, technically San Marino has always been neutral
@andrewemery8495
4 жыл бұрын
He knows his history. Clever guy.
@kendee4421
4 жыл бұрын
Oxford graduate in History and Military History. Look on YT for his serious documentaries.
@gazhevski
4 жыл бұрын
Except Uganda and Burkina Faso weren't German colonies
@andrewemery8495
4 жыл бұрын
@@gazhevskiHe must be thinking of neighbouring Tanzania then? So, apart from the actual facts, he knows his stuff.. 😁
@gazhevski
4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewemery8495 he knows his stuff well enough to win any pubquiz
@Gumardee_coins_and_banknotes
4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of a dumb comedian
@jonschannel6266
Жыл бұрын
Absolute sense with comedy al is one of the best ever to do comedy seen him live twice
@usaball9190
4 жыл бұрын
I like how he would make his case with Switzerland
@caorens
4 жыл бұрын
World war 2 British, American and German fighter craft were shot down within Swiss airspace, multiple bombings of towns, forcing Switzerland to withdraw as a neutral party, thus creating the Geneva convention.
@sirknight6283
4 жыл бұрын
How bout the normans and the battle of Hastings
@abhishekdahikane2817
4 жыл бұрын
US 🇺🇲 fought war against Switzerland 🇨🇭 during WW2......
@TheRandalf90
4 жыл бұрын
Napolionic wars. Switzerland was an ally of France.
@frogchip6484
4 жыл бұрын
João Rodolfo Alves they were a puppet state that revolted, which caused napoleon to send the grand armeè to squash it which worried the European powers
@fryingpanllama4238
4 жыл бұрын
The first dude is like “Germany!”, like have you never taken a history class my dude Edit: calm down dudes 6K likes is too much
@gabegabriel9288
4 жыл бұрын
Or he was prompting an easy answer to get him started
@andreytripleh
4 жыл бұрын
Then the next 2 guys say Argentina (almost the most recent example) and France.....
@CFox.7
4 жыл бұрын
they are planted in the audience to set the ball rolling.
@georgecarmody8731
4 жыл бұрын
Frying Pan Llama do you honestly think England defeated Germany in ww2, they were absolutely demolished, But the brits still go on about Dunkirk and how fantastic they were. It was literally a mass retreat. The Americans had to step in to save them.
@Bullet-Tooth-Tony-
4 жыл бұрын
@Liam C Nope.
@TheOrangex88
4 жыл бұрын
I love that when they bring up America and Canada he basically says “It didn’t count” lmao
@unovasfinest2623
4 жыл бұрын
USA is 1-1-0 to UK. Just saying
@zacharyfelder6604
4 жыл бұрын
@Zeus 2nd best country the first is sealand
@eatenjaguar9854
4 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyfelder6604 no the first best is petoria get your fucking facts straight
@Gabriel-re6tf
4 жыл бұрын
Well they owned Canada and they have the Queen's face on their money so that's kind of a win my dude
@bcnkng
4 жыл бұрын
USA is 2-0 to the UK, this man is crazy
@user-py2nw8bp1i
Жыл бұрын
POV: the history teacher forgets it’s a school night and does 4 lines of crack at 2 am
@El_Guapo98
4 жыл бұрын
**Country minding their own business** Britain: it’s free real estate
@dragzgaming
3 жыл бұрын
Hardly minding their own business. Spain and France started it first. We thought we should give them a head start
@Rhubba
2 жыл бұрын
If Britain attacked you then you probably did something wrong.
@skycrafter2042
4 жыл бұрын
You invaded our country Uk.:do you know how little that narrows it down?
@SeriesofClu
4 жыл бұрын
That’s jokes
@mondoma9861
4 жыл бұрын
UK really did get around
@SeriesofClu
4 жыл бұрын
Will Manley we are the equivalent of “hi I’m your new neighbour”
@555gamester
4 жыл бұрын
"You took everything from me" I don't even know who you are.
@howdidigethere544
4 жыл бұрын
@@SeriesofClu how did you end up here go work on part 6
@mitcharan6747
4 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t anyone say Afghanistan, he would’ve lost lmao
@thisguy4603
4 жыл бұрын
Nah that was just an away day
@azraelkahn1836
4 жыл бұрын
@Pasha Staravoitau if you have to say it like that they lost
@bumkiss
4 жыл бұрын
@Pasha Staravoitau if that's the case then America didn't exactly lose in Vietnam.
@cledon.
4 жыл бұрын
@Kezzban pretty sure they invaded Normandy in ww2 ;)
@someguy5815
4 жыл бұрын
Or America
@knighthunter1791
11 ай бұрын
For my Filipino bros. Just like when Al Murray said the British defeated Spain with the Battle of the Armada in 1588, The Brits defeated the Philippines through Spain, not only through the Battle of the Armada, but also when British troops and its Navy sailed from the British Raj, and took control of Manila and Cavite from Spain during the Seven Years' War, in 1762 to 1764.
@sarenartanis1752
19 күн бұрын
But they were expelled using guerrillas and they lose more soldiers and money than the spaniards after left Manila lol 😂
@noproblem2333
4 жыл бұрын
Guy: Peru! Speaker: What language do they speak in Peru? Guy: pOrTUguESe
@nickchristensen8945
4 жыл бұрын
Ethiopia was well armed and had a ruling family, Italy used chemical weapons and superior armaments to target and destroy strategic assets and depose the monarchy
@irieite9666
4 жыл бұрын
@@nickchristensen8945 Yeah but what happened in the end? The Living God H.I.M. Haille Selassie was immortalized in Bob Marleys music while Mussolini was murdered by his own people.
@anonymousanonymous6657
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh.
@dazeen9591
4 жыл бұрын
@@irieite9666 I thought Mussolini hanged himself near a gas station lmao.
@maxhydekyle2425
4 жыл бұрын
@@nickchristensen8945 *They never got Ethiopia*
@Melaheidi
2 жыл бұрын
I wanted someone to yell out "Iceland" so badly. The cod war was the UKs most devistating defeat, apart from the 2016 euro cup.
@suuvuu
2 жыл бұрын
Bro same
@andriusgimbutas3723
2 жыл бұрын
Iceland was occupied by UK during WW2 But if it doesn't count, than multiple Danish defeats at the time when Iceland was Danish do
@joaovitorcunha7029
2 жыл бұрын
The UK occupied Iceland in WW2 to prevent Germany from occupying it, ironic I know. But the point is that he would have counted this as a win for sure, since the icelandic government was against the invasion until the british set foot on the island, thats when Iceland basically did nothing to stop it.
@danielogsemen7874
2 жыл бұрын
Uk have defeated Iceland multiple times, cod war wasnt the only one
@scootergrant8683
2 жыл бұрын
I am curious to see what he would say to Mongolia.
@robertchaney2704
4 жыл бұрын
United States: “You call that a defeat, we call that a lucky fkn escape!” Can’t blame you there man 😂
@SpiderconPrime
4 жыл бұрын
Seriously by all statistical outlooks america shouldve been wiped off the face of the earth
@donwackyaids1771
4 жыл бұрын
Spidercon Prime France did it
@assassin_rk42
4 жыл бұрын
@pinkchicken and 300,000 Continental Troops.
@assassin_rk42
4 жыл бұрын
@pinkchicken :3
@chiefhanlon5450
4 жыл бұрын
@pinkchicken and the Dutch, everyone always forgets the Dutch, they had a navy the size of France and Britain combined at the time which made it the most powerful nation in the ocean.
@stevenwilson5177
7 ай бұрын
Dudes an Oxford educated history graduate, btw 😏 pub landlord is just his character of a patriotic barman from London.
@Izaakuk
4 жыл бұрын
Why are people taking this seriously? You do know he is a comedian right?
@Rex-X-Dark
4 жыл бұрын
Brittan did do all this
@anenemystand5582
4 жыл бұрын
I think the war for penguins made that clear
@awakenow7147
4 жыл бұрын
This isn't that far from the truth.
@princeprocrastinate6485
4 жыл бұрын
A lot of sensitive insecure people who don't understand comedy around these days.
@anenemystand5582
4 жыл бұрын
@@princeprocrastinate6485 no mostly it's people not finding jokes funny. See if your a good comedian you'll make people laugh not boo.
@kendee4421
4 жыл бұрын
To all those who dont think this is just a character Al plays, this shows the true knowledge and genius of the Oxford graduate behind the Guv'nor!
@AdastraRecordings
4 жыл бұрын
His 3 part show on Germany made that very clear.
@Twirlyhead
4 жыл бұрын
Genius ? I like the guy, but
@vulgarresponse7080
4 жыл бұрын
@British Teeth we conquered you paddies in 1169, so there Frank.
@niallmurphy4997
4 жыл бұрын
@@vulgarresponse7080 Yeah but the Paddies are a republic now, so that didn't last. I am a plastic Paddy myself. My parents took leave of their senses and moved to England before I was born. However I did vote to leave the EU.
@Harley_the_Sosig
4 жыл бұрын
@Chris Jonhson is he a millionaire? 😂 I'm sure that's not the only thing you got wrong
@killbynumber
4 жыл бұрын
As someone thats loved beer and military history, this was porn
@johnjingleheimerschmitt9356
4 жыл бұрын
Taylor Baldwin don’t quit your day job then because if you believe England defeated Germany you know nothing about history lol
@ihatetrainyards4859
4 жыл бұрын
@@johnjingleheimerschmitt9356 What are you babbling about sir? his comment just expressed that he enjoyed the video and you had to barge in here with your riff-raff behaviour.
@rojavabashur6455
4 жыл бұрын
You never defeated Sweden....while we invaded you. Sweden has never been invaded....
@sniff_3512
4 жыл бұрын
Rojava Bashur it wasn’t Sweden it was the vikings
@rojavabashur6455
4 жыл бұрын
@@sniff_3512 Same thing.
@FredrickDouglass69
Жыл бұрын
He needs to bring out a book where he gos through every country in alphabetical order.
@MrGilRoland
4 жыл бұрын
Roman Empire called, they said they want to play this game with you.
@solid8535
4 жыл бұрын
british left the chat
@ethanadams1165
4 жыл бұрын
I think that goes along the same lines of Italians pal
@kevinbjorkman7225
4 жыл бұрын
@@ethanadams1165 lmao, the roman empire is not the same as modern italy.
@ethanadams1165
4 жыл бұрын
@@kevinbjorkman7225 the joke went right over your head didnt it?
@ryanbarth863
4 жыл бұрын
Ethan Adams or it was a shitty joke
@pablodavidclavijo4609
4 жыл бұрын
He's actually a historian, as you could have guessed
@moneymandan6217
4 жыл бұрын
À
@ivanland3789
4 жыл бұрын
I fact-checked the startling claim "We (Great Britain/United Kingdom) have defeated every single f***ing country in the world at war." And there are 92 countries Great Britain/United Kingdom has not "defeated" "at war." I put them all into a document. docs.google.com/document/d/1634G1H18_gteDFu3nvDnCdA8lOE7S9nxt41h9iXWvd4/edit?usp=sharing
@owenmills1596
4 жыл бұрын
@@ivanland3789 bet your fun at parties. He is a comedian
@ivanland3789
4 жыл бұрын
@@owenmills1596 Yup. A comedian who was completely wrong about everything. It was a good bit tho.
@owenmills1596
4 жыл бұрын
@@ivanland3789 but he wasnt completely wrong. He just bent some facts to make the joke. Like war of independence, technicality we lost but he made it sound as if we won by losing. Especially with today's america
@metawarp7446
4 жыл бұрын
"Finland!" _"Finland?_ That's a made-up cuontry!"
@a1pher
4 жыл бұрын
The Soviets got their asses handed to them by the finnish, my guy.
@raskolnikov7049
4 жыл бұрын
@Dwarov 1 crashed and crashed. There were no economy here. We were just farmers and lumberjacks. Sometimes at the same time.
@raskolnikov7049
4 жыл бұрын
@Dwarov 1 ''crashed the finnish economy'' you said. I said that there was not much to crash
@raskolnikov7049
4 жыл бұрын
@Dwarov 1 very true
@TheSuspectOnFoot
4 жыл бұрын
@Dwarov 1 30 % of economy? You mean state budget, GDP or some other measurable figure? The greatest losses in the war were blood and soil. The land loss was "only" 10% but that included the best part of Finland. The reparations actually helped us as the process required the expansion of steel industry which was one major reason the country managed to not only get back to its' pre-war stage but greatly beyond.
@simongee8928
5 ай бұрын
Putting his claim factually, of the 193 countries listed by the UN, Britain has invaded or fought conflicts in 171 of them. That's about 93%, so he's not far off the mark.
@the21herald
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, so you're a historian. Name every year.
@soonerintexas.3845
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@renatoimperatori5289
4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, here we go.... 1(BCE) ,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17.....
@fntatn
3 жыл бұрын
The most underrated comment I have ever seen.
@heleneardleytaylor25
3 жыл бұрын
About 5 billion bce - present
@owenpalmer5281
3 жыл бұрын
Felisberto matador de raposa technically no, because BCE is reverse, it doesn’t start at 1
@sportsnut198
4 жыл бұрын
This was impressive. The roundabout ways to victory made it even better.
@JDR-ql9xe
4 жыл бұрын
sportsnut198 theirs still like 10 we have never had a war
@Theemptythroneistaken
4 жыл бұрын
Paige F We would defeat them to
@JDR-ql9xe
4 жыл бұрын
Darth Nihilus true
@Daveyyyyy6803
2 жыл бұрын
Sweden
@Daveyyyyy6803
2 жыл бұрын
Sweden has never lost a war to the British
@gavery5027
2 жыл бұрын
Being funny when you’ve got a set to deliver is one thing. Being funny when you have no idea what country you’re going to be talking about next is another level. He’s sharp.
@dmrknbld
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Britain history is full of colonialism and terrorism and this British guy tells the civilizations they have f*cked up, with a smile on his face, is funnier. more of a trajicomedy than "comedy"
@flyingdart9819
2 жыл бұрын
@@dmrknbld well, dark humor is a thing ya know
@lancetheking7524
2 жыл бұрын
@@flyingdart9819 and it's damn brilliant
@flyingdart9819
2 жыл бұрын
@@lancetheking7524 agree
@theguywithsomething8634
2 жыл бұрын
@@dmrknbld It's hardly supposed to be a deep and meaningful examination of how British influence has both positively and (mostly) negatively affected the world, it's a quick comedic bit in which he flexes his knowledge of world history to support his comedic reasoning for how the British have beaten every country in a war at some point or another.
@methanedirigible
4 ай бұрын
And you can tell the non-Brits by how seriously they take this satirical stand-up comedy 🤦♂️
@renni9813
4 жыл бұрын
Person: *names country Great Britain hasnt defeated* This guy: ah one person from that country lost to me in the card game war, so basically we have defeated them.
@alfredorotondo
4 жыл бұрын
Actually butan was never been invaded in its history
@icicleman0479
4 жыл бұрын
He's a comedian. Keep your panties out of a bunch
@SubjectiveFunny
4 жыл бұрын
He is a comic ffs...
@renni9813
4 жыл бұрын
@@icicleman0479 It was a joke, im really sorry I offended you.
@andrewosborn4338
4 жыл бұрын
I wish someone wouldve said Switzerland
@firstnamelastname6227
3 жыл бұрын
Lighten up, hell I'm an American and I think this is hilarious. Man knows his stuff, I can commend that.
@mysticdawn7569
3 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone in the comments with some sense
@phoebejones2070
3 жыл бұрын
He went to Oxford.
@mihirv2574
3 жыл бұрын
Well, not exactly. Burkina Faso was never a German colony.
@insomnia_cow9970
3 жыл бұрын
Same brother. I hate ignorant Americans who think we kicked Great Britain’s Arse. We got lucky our founding fathers we’re just as crazy... but cheers 🍻
@HailieSelassII020
3 жыл бұрын
He called burkina faso a german colony which they where not, they where a french colony. Easy to win arguments if you pull stuff out of your ars
@alexmarissens4016
4 жыл бұрын
Uganda wasn't part of the German empire, he confuses it with Tanzania. Burkina Faso was part of the French empire so it was never conquered by the British empire.
@Ricci9170
4 жыл бұрын
Don't make the people of Uganda mad coz you get em Ugandan knuckles
@ceoofwalls6751
4 жыл бұрын
Does United Kingdom liberation of Burkina Faso count I’m pretty sure that Uganda was part of British empire.
@Arcaryon
4 жыл бұрын
France was allied to England and liberated during the second world war, as we have established, being an ally to the UK counts as being defeated AND if you re-establish the nation you might even have to give it to them afterall.
@iowsiam492
4 жыл бұрын
The british empire beat france, therfore they beat the french colonies, just see his answer to Peru
@perpetualsystems
4 жыл бұрын
Tirewrench They never defeated France when they had that colony. Britain has never invaded Burkina Faso, thus confirming that Britain has not, in fact, defeated every country in the world. The same applies to Thailand, Philippines, Ethiopia, the Balkans, Eastern Europe, etc.
@solemnace
11 ай бұрын
*"Used to be vikings, now they're Norwegians. That's a fucking collapse, isn't it?"*
@jchen8902
4 жыл бұрын
Managed to get a surrender? *we've won* Signed a peace treaty? *we've won* Defeated their colonizers? *we've won* Never even fought them before? *we've won* Lost to them??? *WE'VE WON*
@KraisonFrameworks
4 жыл бұрын
THERE IS NO LOSS IN MY VOCABULARY
@aidentate5567
4 жыл бұрын
We Americans learned from the best
@kellerweskier7214
4 жыл бұрын
Lost? we didn't lose, we merely failed to win!
@erikho6936
4 жыл бұрын
@@kellerweskier7214 We didn't lose in Vietnam! It was a tactical retreat!
@space_racc
4 жыл бұрын
@@erikho6936 Its the equivalent of stopping a fight because your wife says no sexy time if you keep beating the other guys ass 😂
@DoomDeer
4 жыл бұрын
We have defeated all them countries! - north Vietnam farmers: that’s cute.
@blakedavis2447
4 жыл бұрын
Well if I were him I would point out how they were part of the French empire and I refer to my previous statement
@zizan2071
4 жыл бұрын
Russian Federation: *laughing in nukes*
@sidious69
4 жыл бұрын
What about portugal
@shep7544
4 жыл бұрын
Vietnam belonged to France when England beat them.
@atillathehun8831
4 жыл бұрын
@yeoldebiggetee Operations arent wars
@Ronnock
4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no one asked about Vietnam or Afghanistan.
@josephkane2312
4 жыл бұрын
Or Ireland
@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere
4 жыл бұрын
Should have asked Switzerland The ultimate neutral country
@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere
4 жыл бұрын
@@josephkane2312 Should have asked Switzerland The ultimate neutral country
@m0her_2
4 жыл бұрын
@@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere not that ultimate... Remember that time when the French crown buy some swiss mercenaries to protect herself from a bunch of parisians protesters who came to Versailles to ask for f*cking bread ? They should've eat some brioche instead !! >
@Snowcrash35
4 жыл бұрын
Or mongolia
@Pilotfox123
10 ай бұрын
I don't think England ever had a war against Poland, but they sure as hell let Poland down against the germans, so if he sees a lack of support as a victory i guess they won against Poland too Edit: according to google Poland and England did indeed never have a direct war with eachother, but they were at some point on opposing sides of a war and Polish troops landed on english soil and "ransacked atleast one city".
@deangreen2567
8 ай бұрын
England let Poland down how exactly?
@mrsentencename7334
6 ай бұрын
@@deangreen2567because they made a silly promise to protect them from Germany while being on the other side of Europe, thereby starting ww2, and after the war it fell into the hands of the Soviets. Can’t blame the British though, they’re not all powerful.
@deangreen2567
6 ай бұрын
@@mrsentencename7334 No, they didn’t. Britain (and France) made a promise to intervene and go to war with Germany should Germany launch an invasion campaign against Poland. The word ‘protect’ was never used, as Britain and France were not in a position to protect a country larger than their own, halfway across the European continent. Britain and France kept their promise, and entered the conflict as soon as Hitler turned his attention to Poland. Not to mention that the Soviet Union had invaded Poland from the other side, which only complicated the issue from the perspective of the British and French - who STILL entered the conflict to keep their promise with Poland regardless.
@Wooktent
4 жыл бұрын
"They see that as a win, we see that as a really lucky escape" I mean, he's not wrong
@alfiegrimsey9577
4 жыл бұрын
Graf von Lotzing ever heard of a joke
@Wooktent
4 жыл бұрын
@Graf von Lotzing r/wooosh
@5gfriesyourbrain563
4 жыл бұрын
@Graf von Lotzing the rothschilds own the banks
@devonishigh
4 жыл бұрын
@@5gfriesyourbrain563 and they are owned by the queen
@clutzxy3683
4 жыл бұрын
ANZACS VS TURKEY
@malcolmthorne9779
4 жыл бұрын
Hr-hrm... Remember that time when we scandinavians turned half of britain into a colony of ours? Good times.
@Whiskypapa
4 жыл бұрын
Lots of english words come from the norse language when we used britain as our personal plunder and rape holiday spot in the viking age. For example “bag” which comes from “bagge”. And now, we skandis (at least most of us) have gone full circle and adopted the word “bag” back again.
@bjrnbrkmo2335
4 жыл бұрын
The Swedish-Norwegian kingdom sided with Napoleon.... and you know how that went...
@cjknowsyou
4 жыл бұрын
No. I don't remember that. Is that the equivalent to "i was a great ball player in high school".
@NicoBlack69
4 жыл бұрын
There's an anime about that......
@m2trappy530
4 жыл бұрын
Which we then broke away from and arguably ended the Viking era in 1066. But still respect the last kingdom and Vikings was a very good watch
@pigman526gaming2
3 жыл бұрын
Him: name a country Me: Vietnam Him: sweats profusely
@noahpimentel9341
3 жыл бұрын
Vietnam was a French colony. Since the brits won against France, might aswell call it a victory for the uk
@nhanbui2707
3 жыл бұрын
@@noahpimentel9341 actually the French only started invading Vietnam in 1858, way after Waterloo. However; right after WW2 the Brits did land on Vietnamese soil to accept the surrender of the Japanese troops there.
@TM-bk3ok
3 жыл бұрын
Vietnam was on a technicality a Japanese territory during WW2 right?
@juanpaco3226
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if someone said Israel
@TM-bk3ok
3 жыл бұрын
@@juanpaco3226 well on a technicality most of Israel is Palestine. And we helped Israel to invade Palestine. So according to the logic that this comedian is following you could count that.
@AdaManny555
Жыл бұрын
The one about Norway was bullshit tho’. Scandinavians still technically own their asses
@spiritualfoxplays-tryhardp2284
4 жыл бұрын
English teacher: The listening test won't be that hard. The listening test:
@prodydy2738
4 жыл бұрын
@Allen Jinu the accent is hard to understand for non - brits
@katakurithecalamity9840
4 жыл бұрын
@Allen Jinu yeah when you are not english then yeah it is very hard to understand without the subtitle after all we are not used to it
@Sh4d891
4 жыл бұрын
@@katakurithecalamity9840 well i can understand it pretty well
@bhministry
4 жыл бұрын
@@prodydy2738 As a Canadian, not difficult at all - especially compared to some of the accents that come out of rural scotland and ireland
@Fohlers
4 жыл бұрын
@@prodydy2738 as a german. I understood everything
@jesperj1750
4 жыл бұрын
He couldn’t give an answer on Norway, could he... One of three countries that actually invaded britain... ..succsessfully.
@AbyssWatcher745
4 жыл бұрын
Battle of stamford bridge though
@overjee
4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Stamford bridge :(
@m0n4rch24
4 жыл бұрын
Stamford bridge- when we killed their king
@mrcaboosevg6089
4 жыл бұрын
Invading and winning are distinctly separate things
@overjee
4 жыл бұрын
@@mrcaboosevg6089 As for invading, britain tried to invade Norway during the napoleonic wars, though every landing as far as I know was beaten back
@basedbattledroid3507
4 жыл бұрын
I love that depressed "oh" after that bloke is told "no they speak spanish in peru" by this heavily intoxicated textbook.
@ZaydDepaor
9 ай бұрын
He's like Damien (The Anti-Christ) in The Omen Part2 answering all the historical questions of the teacher.
@theyoutubeguy1
4 жыл бұрын
Clearly some people in these comments don't know what a joke is.
@theKJgame
4 жыл бұрын
But it ain't a joke though, Britain did do all this.
@jackdidathing3716
4 жыл бұрын
It’s not a joke it’s a comedy set
@daedra1175
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the Commonwealth, once and Empire always an Empire.
@dharmang
4 жыл бұрын
When someone like yourself can't justify what a joke and a defeated country on war is like 🤦♂️
@pascaly-p7357
4 жыл бұрын
No actually I don't think that was clear at all.
@cheersen
3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ these comments. He’s a COMEDIAN. It’s the whole point😂
@simontuffen8243
3 жыл бұрын
Safe to say we beat every country at having a sense of humour.
@georgerobert4709
3 жыл бұрын
You obviously don't understand the english psyche. Most people see these as jokes they think it's a history lesson !!
@newleif9739
3 жыл бұрын
Your comment is my safe space among the other idiotic comments 😆
@thenorthstarsamurai
3 жыл бұрын
As a Japanese I will allow this because it's funny and anything that's actually funny is good
@dhruvnagori3795
3 жыл бұрын
No it's not Being a comedian or whatever he is doing doesn't give u licence to give partial view of recorded history
@jesuschristislord7754
4 жыл бұрын
What kind of job do you think you'll get with a history degree? This guy:
@jackj9816
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder that my self
@jesuschristislord7754
4 жыл бұрын
@@jackj9816 - you could do what he does and spice up the library.
@jackj9816
4 жыл бұрын
Diksaca Yehovah true haha
@Medicalstench
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if he became the new defense against the dark arts teacher
@dw5523
4 жыл бұрын
“War of Independence...we call that a lucky f*ckin escape.” Absolutely hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
@armahpruski5877
3 жыл бұрын
For Canada, he could've gone "Ya know Quebec, it's part of Canada now. We took it over some 3 hundred years in the fields of Abraham. So technically, we've beaten Canada before it even was country, ANOTHER!"
@tomevans9773
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the emphasis on another, it's spelt "Anuva"
@Robodog334
3 жыл бұрын
true, and the Brits kicked the french out of majority of Canada, that's why only Quebec speaks french. Cause Brits didn't kick french out of Quebec as it's originally a French colony
@Robodog334
3 жыл бұрын
@Top Secret but the Brits still destroyed the French and kicked them out of most of Canada so yk
@ryeguy7941
3 жыл бұрын
@@Robodog334 you'd be suprised the amount of French speakers in northern Ontario.
@harrycooper5231
2 жыл бұрын
@@Robodog334 New Brunswick speaks French.
@sfoster.23
4 жыл бұрын
‘What language does they speak in Peru?’ ‘Portuguese’ ‘No, Spanish’ ‘Oh.’ 😂
@TheOne-Aslan
4 жыл бұрын
An actual intellectual: "Peruian"
@OIlegaul
4 жыл бұрын
The guy who said portuguese is really stupid omg
@Kinobambino
4 жыл бұрын
@@OIlegaul don't call him stupid. He just wasn't sure.
@TheOne-Aslan
4 жыл бұрын
@@Skgoesalltheway If you're talking to me, perhaps take a deep breath and realize I was making a joke.
@michaelhawkins7389
3 жыл бұрын
@@OIlegaul well to be fair Peru is not a very popular country or as well know as some other countrys
@luminescentlion
10 ай бұрын
They didn't even try to give him hard ones. Germany???? That one was free.
@raizereaper4697
3 жыл бұрын
The British Empire legit just saw Australia and was like we’ll dump our prisoners there
@Xorthane
3 жыл бұрын
Used to be america before they conquered Australia and then used it for prisoners...
@dragzgaming
3 жыл бұрын
America didnt want any more at the time 🤣
@dragzgaming
3 жыл бұрын
@Alan Patridge 1770 captain James cook claimed the west coast of Australia (new south Wales) in the name of the crown. Fist come first serve job done. Learn all about it in Peter pan 😉
@mufflersponge8969
3 жыл бұрын
@@dragzgaming New South Wales is on the East Coast mate
@aguspuig6615
3 жыл бұрын
@@Xorthane explains alot
@kob6912
4 жыл бұрын
14 April: Coronavirus declares itself a country 15 April: UK defeats Coronavirus in war
@tristanlj3409
4 жыл бұрын
Well you're surely losing that war.
@kob6912
4 жыл бұрын
Tristan LJ it’s not a fucking country yet is it lad?
@normalplayer7377
4 жыл бұрын
@@tristanlj3409 And makes it an Overseas Territory
@tristanlj3409
4 жыл бұрын
@@kob6912 well, it's been the 15th of April hasn't it, lad?
@kob6912
4 жыл бұрын
Tristan LJ it’s also been the 14th and it didn’t declar itself a country. Allow it man
@bubswildchild
4 жыл бұрын
I hope he doesn’t set questions for history exams.
@artemisx3316
4 жыл бұрын
Why? On the contrary, it would make it a piece of cake... Just say "GB is the greatest country who saved the world by conquering it..." to any question... There ya go, A+
@1v1combat
3 жыл бұрын
battle of stamford bridge we defeated the vikings
@abdullahalibutler4703
Жыл бұрын
Clever and witty, very entertaining!
@CutcliffePaul
4 жыл бұрын
I love it when comedians project a persona that seems, well, stupid and ignorant, when, in fact that couldn’t be further from the truth... e.g. Al Murray, Jim Jefferies etc.
@theduke7539
4 жыл бұрын
You do know what google and the process of cramming for an exam is right?
@CN-wt2bj
4 жыл бұрын
This guy is very punchable.
@cabletie69
4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Apart from Jim Jeffries.
@CutcliffePaul
4 жыл бұрын
cabletie69 Do you mean you think Jim Jefferies actually is stupid or ignorant?
@peterc0358
4 жыл бұрын
@@CutcliffePaul jim jeffries is a scumbag
@cowboymooman8776
4 жыл бұрын
He's pretty good with his history. but Uganda and Burkina Faso were never german. Uganda was close to german east africa but Burkina faso was very french
@joshscott5
4 жыл бұрын
Indian Slats it’s a comment section to comment about the video that’s what he’s doing he didn’t need you to ask for him to comment
@jaydon232
4 жыл бұрын
Davey so are u
@player_182
4 жыл бұрын
@@jaydon232 he is too but did he lie ? XD
@jaydon232
4 жыл бұрын
Dewiacyjny never said he did XD
@haz486
4 жыл бұрын
Indian Slats yo when?
@spellobot
4 жыл бұрын
Well, i think the British never defeated Portugal, because of their alliance. Oh wait, being allies means that Portugal already lost...
@bigtuga4ever
4 жыл бұрын
Actually the invincible armada was comprised mainly of Portuguese ships and seamen thanks to the Iberian Union at that time in effect. And Portugal and England were indeed at war at the time. The Portuguese did pack quite the punch actually and eventually broke off from the Spanish yet again. Not before inflicting defeats on the Spanish, English, Dutch and French. Not to be messed with. Eventually they gave up all of that and focused on Bacalhau, beaches and Ronaldo.
@spellobot
4 жыл бұрын
@@bigtuga4ever wow you know more about my country than I, lol
@wallybonejengles5595
4 жыл бұрын
I'm Portuguese-American and honestly? The more I learn about my heritage the more I learn Portugal is a really fascinating country. I'm very proud of my heritage. I heard at one time Lisbon was considered the capital of Intrigue. The country made smart and strategic alliances and maintained steady borders to this day. Dont underestimate Portugal my friends :)
@bigtuga4ever
4 жыл бұрын
@@spellobot I'm an archeologist, it's only right, stay safe you.
@robinpopps189
4 жыл бұрын
Yep it does
@skycrow9594
Жыл бұрын
when he got to scandanavia he dodged it real smooth
@LiamLees-md1iq
9 ай бұрын
Not much to dodge to be fair. Ooooooo you think the viking invasions count. How naive.
@angc214
3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for someone to shout "Vietnam", then I remembered former French colony...
@nickgood8166
3 жыл бұрын
Under British governance at the end of WW2 using Japanese troops under British command
@ripoutyourintestines5099
3 жыл бұрын
@@nickgood8166 doesn't matter anyway, there were two Vietnam wars and we tore them a new asshole to the point of near extinction.
@intelligentpeople6533
2 жыл бұрын
@@ripoutyourintestines5099 no the French got their arse kicked first then the good old USA had a go and got their arses kicked, everybody knows that..
@ripoutyourintestines5099
2 жыл бұрын
@@intelligentpeople6533 that's exactly what I meant, funny how us Brits won their own war for them, left, then they started losing again, then the yanks got involved and they lost.
@sweetrolldealer
2 жыл бұрын
@@ripoutyourintestines5099 If only the civilians weren't a bunch of pussies and the higher ups not as much of fucking cocky douchebags, the U.S woulda actually had a better chance.
@LlamaPunchXO
4 жыл бұрын
Britain: we won: Andrew Jackson: I’d beg to differ
@hectorventura1778
4 жыл бұрын
Llameeeeee_punch
@firingallcylinders2949
4 жыл бұрын
@Biden’s_Bro 58 that's like saying America won Vietnam...you can win every major engagement but if you gained 0 territory and your enemy is left standing you didn't win.
@firingallcylinders2949
4 жыл бұрын
@yeoldebiggetee but again they gave up what is now the 3rd largest nation in the worst and most powerful so that's basically an L
@TheIceman567
4 жыл бұрын
yeoldebiggetee why the USA held southern Ontario and Lake Erie. And traded again with France when Napoleon came back to power.
@richardsmith2825
4 жыл бұрын
Brits fighting Brits. A score draw!
@mariia099
4 жыл бұрын
why do people take this seriously.. it’s a JOKE
@colonelaugust1130
4 жыл бұрын
well lot of ppl died mate, you dont see ppl making jokes about the holocaust at least on youtube
@Tensho_C
4 жыл бұрын
@@colonelaugust1130 you do tho.
@colonelaugust1130
4 жыл бұрын
@@Tensho_C but only after you thaught me
@mariia099
4 жыл бұрын
colonel august and in what part of the speech did he make fun of the people that died? lol. he was naming countries that the british empire beat.. literally world history.. if that upsets you, idk what to say.
@ppvsonicspy
4 жыл бұрын
@@colonelaugust1130 Yes you do. Why do you think comedy exists? To make us laugh at the bad things so we can live life happy instead of depressed.
@Ryan_Winter
Жыл бұрын
00:06 WWII was won by the Russians, the western allies only were beneficiaries of the bitterly won victory of the USSR. The landing in the Normandy was a part of a race to Berlin, because Eisenhower and Churchill understood that whoever got the Germans on their side would dominate europe. The British obviously didn't win WWI either. If anything it was a humiliation for the British Empire. The Battle of Jutland was a phyrric victory at best, the Battle at the Somme didn't change anything but it cost 1 million lifes and the Battle of Gallipoli showed the world that the British Empire could be defeated by what they considered to be a thrid rate power. 0:34 Napoleon was a former emperor at Waterloo, trying a come back, and he would have succeeded had it not been for the Prussians. Napoleon was defeated at the Battle of Leipzig, where no british troops were present after all. 0:50 The Spanish-British War ended with what historians call "Status quo ante bellum", which means that the situation at the tail end was the same as before the war. The english and by extension the british people were soundly defeated multiple times in history, without losing to foreign powers England wouldn't exist, because the Angles were such a foreign power, as were the Saxons, the Danes and the Normans. Furthermore did the British Empire lose to the Dutch in the Second Anglo-Dutch war.
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