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@hary5406
7 күн бұрын
>hear alarm
@PowerSkiff12
7 күн бұрын
No you don’t
@TypeError441
7 күн бұрын
That’s so depressing
@final3119
6 күн бұрын
The lamp just looks weird.
@dontkickmychick6076
6 күн бұрын
FUCK
@burdhelo
6 күн бұрын
N O O O O O OO O O O O O O O O O O OO. O O O O O O O O O O O
@TheDoctorofOdoIsland
7 күн бұрын
Fake: Anon gets a girl to like him. Gæ: [uncontrollable sobbing because this will never be me]
@TypeError441
7 күн бұрын
@@TheDoctorofOdoIsland what does the fake: Gay: Thing mean
@TheDoctorofOdoIsland
7 күн бұрын
@@TypeError441 This is how all 4chan posts are assessed by 4chan itself.
@bestaround3323
7 күн бұрын
@TypeError441 One of the rules of 4Chan, every post is fake and Gay, no girls are on the site, so on and so forth
@ooftime2557
7 күн бұрын
@@TypeError441 Fake is saying what part of the story is bs Gay is usually a funny explanation of how this actually happened
@TypeError441
7 күн бұрын
@@ooftime2557 oh alr thanks
@MidnightDrake
7 күн бұрын
This needs to be real.
@Randomdude1979
7 күн бұрын
Please be real
@alexemp6201
7 күн бұрын
That's the spirit
@ZeroXSEED
7 күн бұрын
This is just Gigguk story
@randomvoid4331
7 күн бұрын
>and then I woke up
@ooftime2557
7 күн бұрын
This needs to be fake Simply because it'll be funny
@aguyfrominternet2333
7 күн бұрын
This one is actually really damn wholesome
@wettoaster34
7 күн бұрын
too bad it’s fake cause, well, it’s 4chan.
@MCSorry
7 күн бұрын
>Never thought I'd find someone to nerd out with >tfw I realize that love is my favourite adventure. That right there makes a man tear up. Beautiful.
@Leeacademy2024
7 күн бұрын
Fake: anon spends a weekend with a nerd girl after comic con Gay: "your my pikachu to my ashe" - pikachu is male
@nickcarroll8565
7 күн бұрын
I mean they aren’t technically the same specious, so is it actually gay?
@haseeb8131
7 күн бұрын
@nickcarroll8565 It would be gay, and also zoophilia since it's differebt species.
@ElAsombrosoPachus
7 күн бұрын
@@nickcarroll8565i can see this guy with a deer stating that there is no problem because you cant call it is gae.
@TheLastMinister
7 күн бұрын
@@haseeb8131… so you’re saying it’s real then???
@Paranormalik
7 күн бұрын
Gay: after talking at comicon she go changes into men's lockerroom
@DGneoseeker1
7 күн бұрын
Pikachu to his Ash? So... a slave? A rat?
@J2982able
7 күн бұрын
Well, that's certainly a take ... jfc ...
@ANGST.ARGENTINA
7 күн бұрын
A pet.
@MCSorry
7 күн бұрын
Pikachu is Ash's equal: he never entered a pokéball. Their friendship is therefore an organic bond.
@FranzTurtlemanHubert
7 күн бұрын
a sextoy
@DGneoseeker1
7 күн бұрын
@@MCSorry Fair enough.
@st0rmerc00l8
7 күн бұрын
>notice the spiderman lamp looks off
@DorkViews
7 күн бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOO
@Niyuki.
7 күн бұрын
> notices a candle in the living room
@cimnimtheawesome
7 күн бұрын
This comment had me wheezing.
@manutosis598
7 күн бұрын
Is this the story of the guy who got beat up by any chance?
@rifqihanief2909
7 күн бұрын
@@manutosis598correct me if im wrong, i think tts about the guy that woke up from a coma where he had another life in his dream. He woke up because of a lamp that looks off
@dand8399
7 күн бұрын
Real: anon is a real one. Also no one would lie about the embarrassingly dorky things he said. Straight: anon (presumably a man) is in a loving, healthy relationship with a woman
@최정현-q4x
6 күн бұрын
Presumably a man lmfao
@JingleJangle256
7 күн бұрын
I spent the whole video waiting for the “but then…” and it never came. Good for them.
@lukelikessharks
7 күн бұрын
I’m gonna hope this is real
@arujun9212
7 күн бұрын
knowing 4chan, a 40 year old virgin is typing this out with tears in his eyes
@mitchellkrever421
7 күн бұрын
Lmao
@fhuckgoogle4171
7 күн бұрын
I was expecting it to end with her cheating on him with some pos guy
@haseeb8131
7 күн бұрын
Fake: Anon actually bonds with a female successfully Gay: There are several 1. You're the pikachu to my Ash (both male) 2. Post implies a female would bond with Anon over this sort of stuff (false because 4chan) so therefore, anon is actually with a dude.
@NathanUploadz2
6 күн бұрын
☠️☠️🙏🏽
@alexanderrahl7034
7 күн бұрын
Anon forgot to take his meds again...
@vsgfilmgroup
6 күн бұрын
This is the only real explanation.
@heeheehaw393
7 күн бұрын
And then anon saw a strange lamp
@chillpreston
7 күн бұрын
Surely this is completely pure and has no hidden problems lurking deeper beneath, right? RIGHT?!?!?
@darkin1484
6 күн бұрын
1. anon didnt take meds 2. mfw anon woke up
@v4rr0lot3k6
6 күн бұрын
Meeting people at cons and ending up in a relationship with them is beyond unrealistic.
@WindexDrinker151
7 күн бұрын
“That lamp… it just doesn’t look right.”
@linguine4500
7 күн бұрын
Are omega-level social skills just repeatedly going "ware wa mesiah nari" and various grunts
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
7 күн бұрын
*maniacal laughter* Anon got that God of Destruction rizz
@user-ix6ok7fh9x
6 күн бұрын
like tribal Africa
@rdtv5404
6 күн бұрын
LOL
@colcumbine
7 күн бұрын
So happy this didn't end with something along the lines of "> hear alarm > wake up"
@chesterstevens8870
7 күн бұрын
And then OP woke up
@ElAsombrosoPachus
7 күн бұрын
Ah, it looks like it started raining.
@jmx415
7 күн бұрын
anon forgot to take his meds
@Itsallover57
7 күн бұрын
Cool boyfriend anon
@geddiayon77
7 күн бұрын
> living room lamp looks weird
@PeaBrainNut
7 күн бұрын
Anon became the MC to a slice-of-life
@nosville22
7 күн бұрын
Fake: Anon gets a girl Gay: BROTHER HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY THIS WAS WRITTEN?
@Dilbert1999
7 күн бұрын
Pretty sure Pikachu's love interest was a Buneary, not Ash.
@yaelz6043
7 күн бұрын
They gave the rat a love interest?
@Nerex7
3 күн бұрын
He hit the jackpot. Someone to share a passion equally.
@NicholasBrakespear
6 күн бұрын
I married my nerd. This weekend, we spent our Saturday playing Valheim together. Our relationship is wonderful and healthy, and it genuinely frightens me every single day, because if anything ever happened to her, I'm done; too old to start again, and I'd never find anyone like her in a hundred years. We sleep on the floor in a tiny house, my mother in the next room, because after ten years of writing and coding and trying very hard, nobody knows my work exists, and I currently make no money. Her family treated us horribly, and have now effectively blacklisted us. The moral of the story is, I think - you have only so much good luck in life. I take my ongoing failure with a hopeful but nervous smile, because the moment I succeed while also having this woman in my life? I will fully anticipate the tipping of scales, resulting in tragedy and disaster.
@MurMurYoutube_Astra
7 күн бұрын
This is the way I want my relationship
@DSavelev792
7 күн бұрын
Man lives the ultimate dream of many people. I hope he won't screw this up
@Kyle22
7 күн бұрын
I don't care if this is fake. It made me smile, and that's what matters
@mikestrange219
7 күн бұрын
-wakes up
@JM-yx6bk
7 күн бұрын
cant wait for all the "fake: gay:" comments
@JohnWall-lj1mx
7 күн бұрын
The “girlfriend” is actually a femboy twink anon met at a convention and is in denial of his homosexuality
@Sewblon
7 күн бұрын
I kept expecting something bad to happen. So nothing bad happening makes me feel astonished. Its like I no-clipped through a wall and realized that my entire life is just a simulation created to amuse higher beings.
@itsskinnymems
5 күн бұрын
>hears "wakey wakey Anon it's time for school"
@PronounDisrespecter
7 күн бұрын
This was so wholesome, it gave me depression. Thanks!
@PongLenis-zw8kv
7 күн бұрын
Real: anon is an absolute nerd Straight: nerd dates nerd girl
@junn679
7 күн бұрын
and then anon noticed the lamp looking weirdly flat
@aliffounbaataathaa7222
7 күн бұрын
I never thought I could smell a green text one day
@ELMolliez
7 күн бұрын
>woke up *Feels hit deep*
@daroth7127
7 күн бұрын
Nothing beats a nerd gf, painting warhammer models with mine is a top tier experience
@IndyJacksonTT
5 күн бұрын
Then anon sees a weird looking lamp in his living room
@Redman_real
7 күн бұрын
Fake:anon thinks he's the main character Gay: hey guys how about we be happy anon is happy be proud certainly better than all of us can do
@-Psy
6 күн бұрын
Yes agreed, him and his nerdy boyfriend can live happily together forever🥰
@Megamon0001
7 күн бұрын
This is a psyop
@Desusat
7 күн бұрын
This really wholsome...I even shed a tear.
@lisagonzalez1371
7 күн бұрын
Iron man would obliterate batman
@Hurtle885hu8bu
7 күн бұрын
In a straight fistfight, absolutely. Break out the Batmobile, the Batwing, or whatever that robot crab thing he had in Justice League was, then it gets interesting.
@viniciusespindola7238
7 күн бұрын
pack all the avengers together and Batman is still winning
@olafgurke4699
6 күн бұрын
@@viniciusespindola7238 With enough prep-time, yes. He would have contingencies for all of them down.
@rakedos9057
Күн бұрын
Best green text I have witnessed in a long time.
@MisterH1992
7 күн бұрын
I don't know how real this story is, but it can happen. It's not the habit that turns women off. Normally, it's some other things associated with nerds. What I've noticed is that most nerds stink! Anywhere I go where there is a gathering of nerds, it always smells. No wonder they can't get laid. Use soap and water ffs! There's a reason why people say they can smell the room when they see a picture. Women love guys who take care of their personal hygiene.
@danielgeronimo5538
7 күн бұрын
Well don't just stand there anon, bring out the ring!
@roflchiefmcjoflchief1791
7 күн бұрын
Glad anon got his happy ever after. Too bad thats a fantasy for most of us.
@Tasuke
7 күн бұрын
This was wholesome and sweet, I kept waiting for the troll to happen but it never did
@Kasel.B
7 күн бұрын
Had to stop halfway because of how jealous I was and how gay this is.
@silentnight3192
6 күн бұрын
IT'S REAL AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT! LOVEMAXX FOR THE WIN!
@I_saw_that956
7 күн бұрын
Let it be real and not fall apart in some horrific way.🙏
@screamingmurkrow1720
7 күн бұрын
MFW I thought the story was going to take a dark twist but it turns out to just be wholesome
@dannylo5875
7 күн бұрын
Real. Some people actually live that dream.
@blacklight1104
7 күн бұрын
For a second I thought the worse when she knocked over his figurines. I guess I'm just used to expecting the worst. Thought he was gonna have a meltdown or something. That also makes me doubt if this story is real but for the sake of wholesomeness I'm gonna assume it is. Good for them if it is.
@olafgurke4699
6 күн бұрын
This is so wholesome. I don't care what anyone says, this is real to me!
@twocows360
6 күн бұрын
anon made it... i'm happy for him
@BrainInJar
7 күн бұрын
He needs to take his prescription.
@bluesheep2021
7 күн бұрын
Thought she was dead when the figures went down.
@XenobiologistB5
7 күн бұрын
You had me until "We started Dating, living the nerd dream," then I realized this was fantasy, lol.
@DorkViews
7 күн бұрын
>I woke up
@GALLUS_PRIME
6 күн бұрын
I hope anon really is living the best life!
@DiamondBor
5 күн бұрын
> *wakes up*
@FQP-7024
6 күн бұрын
This is literally Geeks in love the musical, god damn i need to listen to Geeks in Love now
@KillerJoke87
7 күн бұрын
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! ME!
@quantashonjamaldigglerbury4934
6 күн бұрын
Local anon writing fiction again
@thegatorhator6822
7 күн бұрын
Fake
@cavejohnson3920
7 күн бұрын
I kept waiting for something to go horribly wrong. Kinda glad it didn't.
@birdsie9791
6 күн бұрын
PLEASE LET IT BE REAL, PLEASEEE FOR GOD'S FUCKING SAKE, PLEASE JUST THIS ONCE
@daedalus6433
6 күн бұрын
I'll buy shit that didn't happen for a dollar.
@nathansquared2685
7 күн бұрын
Stop saying this will never happen to you, that's why it hasn't happened yet. You are worthy of love. You deserve to be happy. This will be you too, just give it time.
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
7 күн бұрын
I normally wouldn't reply, but those are very kind words, thank. May God bless you and your words
@deathberry33
7 күн бұрын
And then he woke up.
@Dan-ef7lc
7 күн бұрын
drink game idea: take a shot everytime your see a greentext about nerd love and becoming a “powercouple”
@SpiralPegasus
7 күн бұрын
I would never envy millionaires and such, but this... I don't know what I'd do to have it.
@BestDemo55
7 күн бұрын
> Then i woke up
@V0idW4lker13
5 күн бұрын
> light seems 2D somehow
@Rory695
7 күн бұрын
Being a nerd means you're into and accel at things like math and computer science, not liking anime
@ImJustBob
7 күн бұрын
shush nerd
@Bogchamp
6 күн бұрын
Any greentext with the word power couple is instantly fake. Who tf calls them a power couple. You got Chunnibyuo or what?
@riko_0
7 күн бұрын
i hope i achieve this level of happiness someday soon.
@yurkafrankvel966
7 күн бұрын
Fake:annon faked it Gay: annon is gay
@Piedrahumo4447
7 күн бұрын
Look anon that lamp seems weird
@JensTX
7 күн бұрын
I know this is probably fake, but I want this to be real
@JusticeforLiberty
7 күн бұрын
I always wondered how nerds are born.
@sultan9givewey
7 күн бұрын
Fake : anon imagining his waifu Gay : anon is nerd
@P2_M9
7 күн бұрын
how is that gay
@sultan9givewey
7 күн бұрын
@@P2_M9 it is
@P2_M9
7 күн бұрын
@@sultan9givewey ok but how? you are not giving any evidence
@sultan9givewey
7 күн бұрын
@@P2_M9 just ask any jocks
@P2_M9
7 күн бұрын
@@sultan9givewey that’s the dumbest argument i’ve ever heard
@GURGLEGUY12345
2 күн бұрын
All right, the "strange lamp" thing is new to me, someone explain.
@dr.brightsamulet.3157
Күн бұрын
there is a story about a guy who, while in a coma, started a near-perfect life, had a wife and kids, and after coming home one day noticed the lamp not looking right. That made him wake up.
@GURGLEGUY12345
Күн бұрын
@@dr.brightsamulet.3157 Ah, thank you. God, I hope I never have a dream like that...
@dannybrezelhorner2715
7 күн бұрын
Fake: If anon actually had a GF he wouldn't be sitting around making green texts
@danielsurvivor1372
7 күн бұрын
Real life if it worked on romcom logic(personality trumps all) instead of real life logic(it's mostly looks based bros, it's over 😢)
@jayjayindianna7799
7 күн бұрын
This might be joey the anime man
@Baplopird
6 күн бұрын
Cringe, but wholesome.
@praisethesun9434
Күн бұрын
cringe but they're happier then me so I guess I am the loser
@bobica100
6 күн бұрын
Gravity falls reference in the thumbnail
@DharmaScienceRadio
7 күн бұрын
Feels like these are why I love memes
@Galimeer5
7 күн бұрын
A lot of people are talking about a weird-looking lamp? I don't get the reference
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