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@crummybunny777
Ай бұрын
GUYS PRAY FOR SAM AND COLBY THEY BEEN DECEIVED BY DEMONS AND ARE IN DANGER THEY ARE KZitemRS❤ God wouldnt allow souls to be trapped on earth, its umbilical and never happened all souls belong to God, so you cant sell your soul to the devil❤ And not everyone is a child of God jesus said it himself youre of your father the devil and your desires are to do his will true children of God are the ones who have been born again spiritually and repented from sin❤ So many people say they love God, but most of them never repented from sin and have a personal relationship with him, and love isnt just a feeling love is doing❤ Familiar spirits are demons well if I'm wrong I wasted nothing because I got peace and joy from him, but if you're wrong you wasted your entire life!! ❤️🎉 And demons love when people believe that lie that God doesn't exist and they love it when people don't know they are there ❤I copy n paste this everywhere❤ And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤ Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤ Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe. People: okay please stay this is your place❤ Demon: okay People: **leaves** Demon: **Goes with them anyway** Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah. Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤ Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤ Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤ Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤ God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤ To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit. KZitemrs I recommend Impact videos ministries David diga Hernandez IsaiahSaldivar Mapalo DLM christian lifestyle Billy garham Danial adams Living waters Mike Signorelli Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this* Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God Things to get rid of in your home 1sage 2dream catchers 3crystals 4crystal ball 5ouija board 6 tarot and angel cards 7religious statues 8demonic movies music or video games 9soul times items 10pornography Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to. Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't 150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤ Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤ Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve You serve the devil when you Lie Hate Blasphemy Disobey Lazy Gossip Gluttony Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house Hate And unforgivness And cussing murder and more And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤ God is holy and righteous God is love So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤ You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤ Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN! Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior! God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤ Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Anyways I just wanna say hi and I recommend watching living waters DLM Christian lifestyle And an interview with lucifer on YT accept Jesus as your lord and savior repent from sin and receive his holy spirit💖 stay away from this stuff 🧿🔮 it's demonic you go to Jesus for truth guidance and help demons will offer or do anything if it means you don't go to Jesus He's the way the truth and the life and if Jesus isnt leading you who is? Satan is a master at deceiving he's been around so long and was the most high ranked. Please give Jesus a chance im not trying to force anything on anyone im just trying to warn people of the dangers💞 also watching mapalo on YT is also good and david DiGa Hernandez ✨ Jesus 🧡s You! So many people think you get to heaven by working your way there like being a good person but that is not true. First of all no one is good and self righteous is a sin only God is good and offered eternal life as a free gift you receive by faith✨💞 Jesus died on the cross paying full price for sin all you have to do is receive it by faith! Repent from sin meaning to change your mind don't sin on purpose willfully our minds play a big part in this because it starts as a thought and can lead to action so repent . Accept Jesus as lord and savior meaning to accept the fact youre only going to heaven because of what he did on the cross and not because of what you did. Accepting him as lord means to deny yourself denying your flesh and following him letting him lead you ✨💞 ❤❤❤❤❤
@ArtemimiOCE
Ай бұрын
wait how was this posted a day ago when this video was uploaded 40 mins ago?
@-laydeeintrigue-
Ай бұрын
Please come to Michigan to see we all can't be killed by a bag of Doritos. 😅
@mindy8031
29 күн бұрын
Can't wait to see you in Atlanta!!
@SnareGG
Ай бұрын
'in pakistan?' man knew the next line and took it into his own hands
@someaccount5200
29 күн бұрын
that's the best part
@aqueelkadri8371
29 күн бұрын
*Parents get divorced* Therapy ❌ Gianmarco's show ✅
@someaccount5200
29 күн бұрын
Gianmarco's show is better than therapy
@thehumourexperimentchannel
Ай бұрын
please keep the well wishes at the end as a running bit lmao, thats great
@TheLikeys
29 күн бұрын
Yes please. I thought that was a very beautiful bit, too
@groezy
Ай бұрын
does it always feel like group therapy in the room? lol
@kajamatousek247
29 күн бұрын
Yes. It's the best part of the shows
@41-Haiku
29 күн бұрын
The show I went to didn't have all that much crowd work, and wasn't as therapy-ish as this. But judging by all these clips, there's a good chance, lol.
@nyanuwu4209
28 күн бұрын
I've only just found this guy and the sheer delight that springs into him when he finds a screwed-up audience member to mine for material...It's like he's some kinda wicked goblin and it's great.
@Crisjola
Ай бұрын
As someone who is also allergic to capsaicin, it’s not actually in black or white pepper, like the table pepper, it’s just in all chili peppers, and a similar compound is in the rest of the nightshade family (which is what I’m allergic to, so no French fries or tomato sauce or eggplant Parma for me) that makes it so I too can be taken out with a bag of Dorito chips, but I can season my food with peppercorn pepper, because the English language has no business being a functioning language and we keep naming different things the same things. I can’t imagine how difficult it would be to be allergic to both capsaicin and piperine. Doomed to a life of Rosemary and Thyme.
@bhambhole
Ай бұрын
"doomed to a life of rosemary and thyme" 😂
@selenacaemawr
Ай бұрын
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
@Vtarngpb
Ай бұрын
@@selenacaemawrwas going to say, what about Parsley and Sage 😂
@swivelkeyring3512
Ай бұрын
Imagine life without spice 😢
@Sam_on_YouTube
29 күн бұрын
When my dad had gallbladder surgery the list of things he couldn't eat was basically every kind of flavor, even fat. My sister told him she hoped he had very good bland food.
@neroctopusmess3198
29 күн бұрын
I love how Gianmarco's reaction to the pepper story is "at this point I feel like you should just give up, man"
@SandbagsYoutube
29 күн бұрын
I had a Russell moment and gasped "Gianmarco!"
@sapphosmagicalgirls
Ай бұрын
"You again" 😂😂😂
@sab47153
29 күн бұрын
I love how you interrupt yourself roasting an audience member to let them know you are also roasting yourself 😂
@CapPotato388
29 күн бұрын
At this point it feels like the crowd is doing Gianmarco -work
@Sam_on_YouTube
29 күн бұрын
My mother just moved to NYC to be an actress without any prospects back in the early 60s. She dropped out of college for it. She was also not successful. But, it did get her out of Ohio, so she has no regrets.
@someaccount5200
29 күн бұрын
If it gets you out of Ohio, you are already successful
@adafrost6276
29 күн бұрын
@@someaccount5200 The most US astronauts come from Ohio because they wonder how far they can get away from there, look to the stars, and say "Yeah, that should do it."
@melvinjoseph952
29 күн бұрын
As usual, Gianmarco keeps attracting the most interesting crowds in comedy I have seen a lot of comedians do crowd-work, no audience consistently gives as much good material as these people do
@niftythegoblin
24 күн бұрын
Him and Jessica Kirson have some insane shows bc of their crowds and crowd work lmao
@primcasiha
29 күн бұрын
11:55 it'd be real funny if she revealed the partner was a woman and Gianmarco made the same exact mistake lol
@Evietheanoying124
29 күн бұрын
Gianmarco video with good audio?? Must be my lucky day!
@GianmarcoSoresi
29 күн бұрын
Hahahahaha
@ananyasahay
29 күн бұрын
Lmaoo😂😂😂
@paperstars9078
29 күн бұрын
that pakistan shout was perfect! your crowd is really thinking fast!
@Hayanomie
29 күн бұрын
As a muslim i really appreciate the "Orlando, an even more restrictive place." 3:20 Glad more people are realizing conservatives plague governments worldwide.
@MsASMARVEL
29 күн бұрын
"I didn't say comedian." my ghost saw double omg
@aumkarbhave6737
Ай бұрын
Wake up babe gianmarco dropped a new video
@shikharsav
Ай бұрын
In my head Gianmarco went a different route at the end "Oh YOU are getting married! So earlier when I asked you 'Do you like him?', you thought I was asking about your fiancé ... " Something like: "(acting out her voice) Ok so 1) he didn't break up with me 2 days before Valentine's day and 2) he can't be killed by a bag of Doritos, so yeah I do like him".
@-Galaxy-2695
Ай бұрын
THIS IS SO GOOD 😂😂
@sumi3000
20 күн бұрын
Same here, like, she didnt find it weird when he asked her if she liked the guy 😂
@nevenblanchard5728
28 күн бұрын
As a michigander I can verify that we took field trips to the woods (we called it winter survival). Kinda wild thinking back on it
@JJ-fr2ki
Ай бұрын
This guy will become famous. I was dating a Chinese model and missed a February 14 because of eastbound travel over the Innternational Dateline. I had a year with no Feb 14.
@-Galaxy-2695
Ай бұрын
That’s crazy, you’re both!!
@eagleeye5189
23 күн бұрын
I just discovered Gianmarco, and I am stunned at how good he is with crowds. Most comedians only do minor interactions and avoid them if possible but he actually seeks them out and makes everyone laugh in the process. It's amazing stuff.
@PokhrajRoy.
29 күн бұрын
Talking about actors while wearing a ‘Singing In The Rain’ T-Shirt is fab
@FangToh
29 күн бұрын
The diversity of his audience is always 💯
@michaeld4861
26 күн бұрын
I'm from Michigan and we went on that same trip to the woods in 3rd grade. It's like a 3-4 day trip to some nature center thing and they do some history lessons, nature lessons, have you build a teepee (or really just arrange some sticks into a teepee shape) etc.
@whyamievendoingthis...
29 күн бұрын
"White pepper, black pepper, purple pepper" 💀💀
@roderickfiske4769
Ай бұрын
Orlando an even more restrictive place😂😂😂😂 Legend👏👏👏👏❤️
@phthisis
29 күн бұрын
12:24 Hilarious to hear disappointment at someone getting married.
@Layouli
29 күн бұрын
You somehow make my headaches feel more tolerable
@BeeDrill..
15 күн бұрын
I read terrible instead of tolerable
@misbahabduljabbar8058
Ай бұрын
Hold onnn, what Pakistani model? 👀 I'm intrigued!
@TykoBrian7
3 күн бұрын
Yeah?
@rennoc6478
28 күн бұрын
YOU WENT TO U MIAMI. Oh god bless your soul thats such an expensive school for such little prestige.
@zohatyube
25 күн бұрын
Didn't expect my country to be mentioned omg love from Pakistan !! 🇵🇰 ♡
@Fayanora
14 күн бұрын
Comedy shows: the new, cheap therapy!
@misbahabduljabbar8058
Ай бұрын
Pakistan mentioned 💃🏽
@SandbagsYoutube
29 күн бұрын
I had a Russell moment when he said about "quitting life" and I put loud gasped Gianmarco!
@dextergray1670
29 күн бұрын
My mom’s girlfriend is hot. The fucking struggle lol
@kevinkenny5427
25 күн бұрын
This guy is fkn hilarious and does the best crowd work I've ever seen..
@bhambhole
Ай бұрын
Capsaicin isn't in black pepper
@mundaneamazing
Ай бұрын
Ok.. 'Cause I was thinking it didn't, but I THOUGHT she would know better than me. She's got a lot going on..
@bhambhole
Ай бұрын
@@mundaneamazing another commenter here goes into more details as they are allergic to it as well. Either way, it was a fun interaction 😃
@korganrocks3995
29 күн бұрын
@@mundaneamazing I was thinking third grade is pretty late to encounter pepper for the first time.
@GianmarcoSoresi
29 күн бұрын
She can be a waiter after all!!!
@JanneBernards
20 күн бұрын
@@korganrocks3995 Allergies are things that can show up (or go away) as you age. It's perfectly possible she wasn't allergic to capsaicin in the years before. My friend became allergic to hazelnuts in his teens, while he wasn't in childhood.
@dealusion
14 күн бұрын
"fuck my dreams!" I'M ROLLING
@aggy5372
Ай бұрын
I feel bad for that girl. she doesn't know what the hell she's doing
@RATE.LIMITED
22 күн бұрын
this is absolutely hilarious i love you so much
@tennisCharlzz
Ай бұрын
@GianmarcoSoresi I'm old, but this commercial was VERY popular when I was young: kzitem.info/news/bejne/yIeGtGeLhIN-YIo. I mention this in regard to that woman who had a pepper allergy. The guy in the commercial is David Naughton who, other than this ad, was famous for being the lead in An American Werewolf in London, directed by John Landis, who also directed Michael Jackson's Thriller.
@GoBoltsGo
29 күн бұрын
That first guy’s mom is definitely getting romance scammed
@adaoraelliott9254
29 күн бұрын
Not if the aunt knows the model
@trippingthelight
28 күн бұрын
sounds like the mom is a designer in the fashion industry
@AnonEyeMouse
Ай бұрын
I can't get to your shows but I've got a bad valentine's for you... My fiancée, for the first two years of our relationship did the Valentine's thing. It was HERS. She organised everything from top to bottom and left to right. Where we were going, what we were doing... everything. Honestly I figured my gift was letting that happen so I turned up with roses, a card and a chocolate bear and just enjoyed her work. The third year valentine was coming up and she was getting grumpy. 'You'd be happy going to McDonald's!' and 'Your idea of romance is buying the second cheapest bottle of lube!' Which... is an exaggeration. I don't like McDonald's. But clearly this year was my year to go to town. I told her to leave it with me. I put some cash together, got a little note book and planned the whole thing beginning before New Year. We'd meet up at the restaurant at 5pm and have a nice meal. Champagne and all her favourite stinkiest foods and such. Then at six we would head to the theatre to see one of her favourite musicals (box seats) from 6.30 to 8ish. Then off to a local bar where one of her favourite local bands was playing. I'd organised a dedication from the band when they played one of her songs and finally to end the night the VIP suite at the most expensive Hotel in town where we could do whatever and in the morning prepaid access to the hotel's spa and such with enough spare cash to extend the booking an extra day if we wanted to. And roses, a card and a chocolate bear. The most work I've ever put in to a Valentine's day. I'm thinking I've knocked this out of the park. I wake up and text her a little after 8am saying happy Valentine's. I love her. I will see her at 5. XxXxX. A little after 9am I get a read message and a thumbs up. That's it. I figure she slept in and was rushing to work. I call her on her mid morning break to say 'I love you, happy Valentine's' but she rejects the call. Must be in a long meeting. At noon a bouquet of flowers and a single glass (tiny bottle) of rosé were to be delivered but I got a text from the delivery driver that the order couldn't be delivered because she wasn't at work that day and the package was left at reception. I call and her phone is off. I send a text telling her I love her and I'm concerned, call me back. The text is read. After 20 minutes I call again and it is rejected. I then get a text. "Chill out. Stop being so needy. I'll see you at 5. Might be a little late." Clearly she was having a bad day. Atleast I knew she was OK. I turn up to the restaurant. By half five I'm getting pissy. A bit too much booze has been taken for the beginning of the best Valentine's ever but I'm not drunk, just... miffed. I send a few polite and enquiring texts. No reply. When I get asked to leave as the table has it's next book at 6pm I send a more angry message. 'Unless you are lying dead in a ditch you better call me right now and let me know what the hell is going on.' I get a call from a withheld number. She wasn't dead. They were trying to get her out of the ditch. She was in a car wreck with a broken back. Her boyfriend's car. Naked. Where they had been fucking in a lay by, when a truck smashed into them. The air bag had deployed into her lower back at point blank as she was thrown against it. I didn't get any of my deposits back. For Valentine's or for the wedding set for May. I feel like there is some funny in there but I'm not a good enough comedian to tease it out. Your turn, funny man. @Gianmarco Soresi. She survived and made a full recovery. Unlike our relationship. Sticking with the chocolate bear from now on.
@LasagnaTheArtist
29 күн бұрын
Holy fucking hell, when people say they want to have their backs broken during sex this isn't what they usually mean. I'm sorry, I hope you're doing somewhat better now.
@dylanrodrigues
29 күн бұрын
I’m so sorry, man.❤
@mariannetfinches
29 күн бұрын
Wow. I did not see that coming. ... Nope. That punchline's too obvious. Excellent storytelling though. Sorry that happened.
@CM-pf1xc
20 күн бұрын
That’s wild.
@TheBlondiesNr1
29 күн бұрын
Leather jacket gianmarco danny zuko i like it
@MaiNguyen-td9ls
21 күн бұрын
This crowd is wild
@KBcollision
Ай бұрын
Funniest guy on KZitem. Please come back to Southern California but not LA 🙃🤷🏻♀️
@cariiinen
26 күн бұрын
So good
@emercycrite
28 күн бұрын
God Gianmarco is such a STUD
@alixnight5318
29 күн бұрын
It’s so weird to hear Giancarlo say my alma mater CMU
@RexCognitionis42
29 күн бұрын
Just curious. Did you actually give them a refund? 😂
@louchies
29 күн бұрын
What do you MEAN that girl went to the same uni as me....
@jennarussell1537
27 күн бұрын
Omg, hello fellow Oakland University-goer
@dandyberry4405
29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@JonathanR.Gutierrez
29 күн бұрын
🤣
@surewhatever8843
29 күн бұрын
I was deeply interested in the death by Doritos hook, but couldn’t hang through all that just to satisfy my curiosity. I’d have likely watched the whole thing if I hadn’t been distracted by the bait and switch frustration.
@SMSabriIsmail
14 күн бұрын
It wasn't bait and switch. "The death by Doritos" line is in the story of the actor who is about to quit and have pepper allergy. From 4:14 on.
@ananyasahay
29 күн бұрын
Pakistan and India mentioned let's gooo🎉
@monique-octowhale
15 күн бұрын
How did the person, place, or thing, break up with you?
@audreymew7650
24 күн бұрын
Invite me to your family! I could use a relationship waaay outside my circle:3
@goggles8691
28 күн бұрын
Pakistani models and almost killing people with Indian food because it has any spices in it cancel each other out, sadly leaving India in a net neutral position
@tennisCharlzz
Ай бұрын
@GianmarcoSoresi Although it's spelled "Pakistan" and the first syllable seems like you'd pronounce it like "pack", it's actually pronounced "pock" (the rest is the same).
@ahmed.abdelaleem
Ай бұрын
Womp womp, the countrys name is an acronym anyway and the K aint even theirs😂
@ellem8990
Ай бұрын
Who or why did they decide not to just simply spell it with an o, if that's the correct way
@Random9_
Ай бұрын
Um the right way is "Pak" not "Pack" And that's how its spelled too
@tennisCharlzz
Ай бұрын
@@ellem8990 The written language is not the same as the spoken language. Why is the "k" in knight silent, but it's pronounced in knish? Why do do we pronounce France like it rhymes with dance, but the French pronounce it like Frawn-ce. The French choose to pronounce "a" with an "aww" sound. They might wonder why Americans pronounce it as if it rhymes with dance when it's spelled with an "a". For that matter, why is the first "a" in Satan a long "a'? Why is the second "a" not a long "a"? Once you understand how we write things and how we pronounce things can be completely different, then you just chalk it up to that. People pronounce written words in very different ways. It's not phonetic.
@ellem8990
Ай бұрын
@@tennisCharlzz Kinda confused by that "knight/knish" thing, but whatever that's not important. I think the reason why the a in "france" isn't pronounced the way that french pronounce it is because that vowel sound doesn't exist in english. The simple letter o does exist tho, so whoever decided on the spelling of pakistan is a weird one for no reason. I've been very aware that english is a nonsense language when it come to writing so you're not helping me understand anything new, I just think it's stupid and this one (pakistan) could've easily been avoided and they didn't (that is, if you're even correct about the pronounciation). Also I wouldn't call that a in "satan" long a, that's a diphthong. Funny anough, the french are to blame for a good chunk of the weird spelling or I guess it falls mostly on the english for being dumb enough to not modify new words to their language in a way that is consistent. Plus not every language is phonetically inconsistent like english, so it's a bad excuse to just basically say it is what it is and I will never stop bashing the english language for that.
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