They guy who cheated on his midterms invented teleportation. There's hope for me yet
@WeirdTale
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair Rusty's traumatic and hectic life didn't leave him much time to study during his college years. The show has consistently demonstrated that he actually is brilliant, he is just too psychologically damaged and apathetic to reach his full potential.
@nubreed13
3 жыл бұрын
@@WeirdTale also lazy and unwilling to learn about the outside world. He didnt even know what a segway was until he moved into ventech tower
@djeverest4078
3 жыл бұрын
He also dropped out because his Dad 'died' in space and he had to take over what was left of Venture industries he didnt drop out due to lack of ability
@VITAS874
2 жыл бұрын
I understand him
@battlesheep2552
Жыл бұрын
I think Jonas wasn't all that much better than Rusty, I mean look at the world, not that much different from ours despite all the super science Jonas cooked up. I think he was only successful because he charmed the pants off of investors, and Rusty isn't successful because those same investors realized super science is a bottomless money pit.
@KaiTenSatsuma
4 жыл бұрын
"I retire to Spanikopita" God damn he still hasn't figured that one out, huh?
@eliseo5416
4 жыл бұрын
You think he would Google "Spanikopita" at least once
@porobotboyxxx
3 жыл бұрын
He’s a narcissist, he’s too wrapped up in his own desires to notice what’s going on around him. He thought that *”legacy admissions”* were a real thing.😒
@SuperWolsey
3 жыл бұрын
@@porobotboyxxx we have the low key insanity of Jonas Sr to thank for that
@porobotboyxxx
3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperWolsey All factors negatively affecting his common sense, yes.👌
@TheSpiderByte
2 жыл бұрын
@@porobotboyxxx well they are, it's just that he didn't do the "charitable to the college" shit that makes legacy admissions happen. His dad greased palms to get Rusty in, but he didn't do that for Hank and Dean and just thought Jonas' goodwill was enough
@Firstfox007
2 жыл бұрын
The OSI basically just admitted it couldn't protect Venture if he proceeded, so they're stopping him from doing it in the first place.
@vitoosmail6140
6 жыл бұрын
The same argument could be said about any technological breakthrough. Yet here we are.
@usefulrooster9600
6 жыл бұрын
Viktor D They make pretty decent points though. People would lose their jobs and wars would start over that thing.
@acidrain6179
6 жыл бұрын
@@usefulrooster9600 same thing could have been said about many other inventions. People were worried about the railways when cars were being manufactured.
@royjonesrampage6684
5 жыл бұрын
something like "new growth cannot occur without the destruction of the old"-zaheer from lok
@chaseb5376
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you can compare to any creation like instant teleportation. Or to the power of corporations at the time of the invention. What? Lightbulbs were going to destroy the candle industry? Cell Phones destroying the actual landline industry? These all happened overtime. Instant teleporting would make changes IMMEDIATLY.
@badoe7138
4 жыл бұрын
@@chaseb5376 Not necessarily, there were still a few kinks to work out with Doc's design, like what happened to Phage after he tried using it. Plus manufacturing more teleporters would take some time. It'd go by pretty fast, but not fast enough to ruin the shipping industry just yet.
@GiratinaofFury
3 жыл бұрын
Given how Rusty has pretty much been threatened his whole life by all kinds of costumed weirdos, he's been desensitised to the idea of someone trying to kill him. He knows that he will more than likely be axed for the teleporter, but if he even gets a shot at fame and glory, that's all that matters.
@Fairfieldfencer
Жыл бұрын
Costumed villains are one thing, but OSI knows you don't fuck with big business if you want to stay alive. OSI may work for the government, but the government works for big business.
@jrickducking6685
5 жыл бұрын
It's kinda sad that the teleportation device is one if only invention that rusty was able to create and successful without having to slap his name on something that was created by either his dad or tumor brother/dad Two year edit Apparently i was wrong It seem i forgot a small details that most people point it out is that rusty didn't really made the teleportation device from scratch Guess this rusty is really the worst scientist of all time
@kagerjvi345
5 жыл бұрын
I mean hey, thankfully it is as good as their best stuff
@atlasbot
4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he just took the idea from jonas jr
@CloudHiro
4 жыл бұрын
he made a few other things himself. just something or other always screws it up. like gargantua 2s ray shields, the oo ray weapon he made brought to a peace science convention , the joy can powered by a orphans heart thus was haunted, the go pods, etc etc.
@IronicHavoc
4 жыл бұрын
@@atlasbot He still had to figure it out though. You can consider it a collab.
@IronicHavoc
4 жыл бұрын
In and of itself it's still pretty impressive
@foxymetroid
2 жыл бұрын
The real lesson is: when spotted by a threat inches away from you, real evasive maneuvers are better than staying still and telling someone you're going to take said maneuvers.
@crimsonlanceman7882
Жыл бұрын
he also seems to be blind, as he decided to fly stupidly low, leave through the front entrance. Fly directly into Brokc Samson, someone who was a legend in the series and... I hate the new seasons
@Thecommander248
5 жыл бұрын
While he is perhaps correct about the device messing with the world economy, it's a singular device and the inventors are still alive. On top of that, Billy points out quite reasonably that it will be months of testing before they can even get to reliable and consistent human testing, the device is small and probably consumes a crap ton of energy with larger models becoming unsustainable energy drains, and people would be afraid to use it for the possible cloning it causes. The price of the device would also be astronomical, it would take years, if not decades, to replace the current transport system with teleporters, and scientific advancement is always risky. It would be impossible to determine how much the economy would actually be effected in the long run. On top of that, if Venture doesn't release it to the public, sometime down the line, someone else will under even less ideal circumstances. At least with the OSI there, they can regulate how it's released and how quickly. Lastly, they spend an unnecessary amount time restraining Dr. Venture, so that when Brock finally gets back to pack the thing up to be destroyed, a team of supervillains have already broken in. This is ignoring the fact that they could've sent other agents who worked on the secret floor down to collect it while Brock was busy. At the end of the episode, the Guild of Calamitous Intent has the only working model while Rusty, Billy, and White's memories have probably been erased leaving the bad guys with all the advantages. This is something that Hunter was supposed to be preventing leaving him without a leg to stand on. Good Job Breaking It Hero at its finest.
@kennyhelton6269
5 жыл бұрын
Thecommander248 That’s quite insightful. The OSI DEFINITELY should’ve thought about that.
@crimsonlanceman7882
4 жыл бұрын
This is the issue with the modern shows these days. In the past, Venture Bros knew it was stupid, but what it slide on was emotional drama and character depth. The plot points didn't make much sense, but that was kinda the point in a quirky hero vs villain world, where everyone was entangled into something stupid. Nowadays, people take themselves so seriously with this crap like Bojack and Mr Robot, also Venture here... That even though if something does not make sense, people don't criticize it, because through animation, cinematography, acting and other things that in the end are just there for show and feel kinda floating in the void... It all gains some sort of a messianic reputation and becomes immune to criticism. Thanks James Raynor, The Internet could use many more like you. Thank you for pointing out why this scene was stupid, but even though I felt like there was something off here, I was too tired to think about what exactly does that for me. You on the other hand, you did the job of my brain. Have a good one and good riddance on your journey through the web, dude.
@InfernosReaper
4 жыл бұрын
You've seen the episode, but forget that Rusty was just bribed to not bother going forward with releasing the invention.
@1986BNick
4 жыл бұрын
@@crimsonlanceman7882 Actually? This is something I would expect to happen to Rusty in true Venture Bros fashion. The show was supposed to be a theme of failure. And I'll admit. This whole ordeal is a form of failure in some sort of way, but Doc kind of put himself there to begin with. Shows like BoJack Horseman were kind of doing a better job of telling a story of failure than this show. Most characters in The Venture Bros ain't really true failures if you compare them to "BoJack" characters that quit big acting and writing jobs after a few mean words are said to their face.
@crossman1459
4 жыл бұрын
@@crimsonlanceman7882 dude, all those shows you listed are quality shows.
@SSHHAAWWFISH
3 жыл бұрын
I'm still a little pissed about OSI and Brock took Rusty's teleporters. I just want to see Rusty succeed once and get some recognition so bad.
@deshawnedwards6412
Жыл бұрын
Except the teleporters wasn't taken by the OSI it was taken by the Guild. They use it in the next episode.
@user-hf3hd3pw1p
Жыл бұрын
I think Doc Hammer said that the show is about failure. And I think this episode has one of the weakest excuses to make an otherwise success story into a failure. It’s on brand.
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
@@user-hf3hd3pw1p He said it was about failure but then fans kept repeating it like it was the Gospel so they made it about success.
@foxxygradius7858
Жыл бұрын
The thing that makes Rusty funny is that he thinks the world is out to get him even though he's a highly privileged individual coasting on Jonas' street cred. Having the world actually be out to get him ruins the whole thing and makes him actually tragic..
@WeirdTale
Жыл бұрын
That and Rusty literally solves the world supply chain problem and with the right maneuvering would practically end most world hunger. Rusty does good for the world for once and everyone is a critic.
@Kentrc11
5 жыл бұрын
I am with Rusty on this one. No greenhouse gas from gasoline emissions leads to a global stop on climate change. No need to stress over commuting means more time for time management, leading to more innovation. Food, water, and provisions can be transferred anywhere on the planet, eliminating world hunger. The jobs lost can be replaced with monitoring expansion of the transporter to everywhere on the planet and on habitable planets over 40 light-years away. Safer and newer work conditions.
@Rammkommando
5 жыл бұрын
well there will always be climate change we have very little control over, though that doesnt mean she shouldnt end the impact we have on it regardless how small
@Crescentknight8189
5 жыл бұрын
And what are the long term effects of constant destabilization of the human body...? The lifespan of the average human would drop to like 65.
@Sablus
4 жыл бұрын
@@Rammkommando fuck outta here with your denialism bullshit dude, us couple billion humans can fuck up our environment pretty god damned easily.
@ZyroShadowPony
4 жыл бұрын
Plus there are people who wont or are unable to use vehicles so this gives them another option that may be more reliable and reduces roadside accidents
@JohnnyTightlips2007
4 жыл бұрын
@@Sablus To be fair the universe itself can obliterate this rock before you can say AHHHHHHH! Think people are just fed up with listening to that worthless 17 year old and I know I want to deck Justine Trudeau every time he mentions the word Climate Change (Also known as The Weather).
@bowenorcutt78
4 жыл бұрын
You know how everyone jokes that Reed Richards is useless? Well this kind of thing is part of why! For example, in one book he mentions inventing a tablet-type device so advanced that people would never need to get a replacement; cell phone companies are paying him more than the device is worth to NOT publicly release it.
@ToonGrin
2 жыл бұрын
So Reed shifts from useless to a piece of sh*t for not helping his fellow man and instead is content with lining his wallet.
@fumothfan9
2 жыл бұрын
it happened to the lightbulb. the one in the firestation that is lasted 100 years +. yeah they were made TOO TOO good people didn't have a need to buy more. So they decided to cut costs so people would keep buying lightbulbs.
@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583
Жыл бұрын
@@fumothfan9 you can buy one em fancy long lasting ones but will cost you a pretty penny
@AusSP
Жыл бұрын
@@fumothfan9 Uh... No, that's inaccurate. The one that lasted so long is quite dim, and has only been turned off a few times, and that's the reason it lasts. The more you turn it on and off, the shorter it's lifespan. It's the same lightbulb that everyone else was using back then, not a secret military lightbulb project. These days, lightbulbs cost a few dollars, provide daylight-levels of light, last a decade, and use very little electricity. Yes, cell phone companies really do not want you to buy a phone so ludicrously advanced that it has no competition, but if they could build one themselves, they're more than capable of coming up with minor upgrades, and enough people who want the yearly upgrade for minor reasons, so they'd be trying to build one of their own. What people are ignoring about the Reed Richards example... is that he IS the monopoly on technology, and he's enough of a profiteer that he doesn't care that his new invention would be of great benefit to people - the money is more important to him than people's quality of life. That may not have been intentional, but that's what he's doing. (And in the real world, the military would be much more concerned about the ludicrous breakdown in operational security. Assassins and dictators would love teleportation.)
@schwarzerritter5724
Жыл бұрын
user-wd7yh7kk3z It is not like only one single company in the world makes light bulbs. If longer lasting light bulbs are not produced, it is because nobody wants them.
@nicholasfarrell5981
Жыл бұрын
Never thought Tiny Eagle would actually make an on-screen appearance. Also never expected him to be that stupid.
@kaimimi726
6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they ever sabotaged any Dr Venture Snr's or JJ's inventions
@gentlemanmaniac9992
5 жыл бұрын
well the osi did keep tabs on jj even when he didn't accept their protection
@Bathoggywinger
4 жыл бұрын
JJ did invent a teleporter earlier on as he wanted to work on Doc's venture project list. He did it some episodes after he was removed from Doc's body, though Doc never did complete the teleporter and he zapped himself into a wall. After that episode nothing was mentioned of it again. I'm assuming JJ logged that invention and Doc simply worked out the bugs.
@RyaKey
4 жыл бұрын
They could have been the reason why Tom's flight at the Bermuda Triangle failed.
@benjaminbierley2074
4 жыл бұрын
It does open a can of worms on exactly how much they've been stifling as far as breakthroughs both Venture's have made for fear of changing the world "too much". Now it has me thinking of all the "silly" inventions we've seen and that the truly useful stuff might have been covered up or sabotaged.
@AfroMan187
4 жыл бұрын
@@RyaKey ashes...to ashes.
@AfroMan187
4 жыл бұрын
Ya know what's scary? If this happened in today things would probably go down the same way... the preservation of the status quo takes precedence over the advancement of the species.
@Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories
4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bezos probably told OSI to stop Rusty.
@trippersigs2248
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but alot of you Angus are over simplifying the actual impact of a teleporter being created and what THE TOTAL COLLAPSE OF THE WORLD ECONOMY MEANS.
@Botar48
4 жыл бұрын
@@trippersigs2248 It wouldn't be a complete collapse. At worse partial collapse or some serious economic crisis but this is capitalism collapse and crisis are regular things that happen every few years anyway. It would get better after a few thousand suicides some millions losing all their savings and stuff. Later on new industries would rise.
@h0riz0n45
4 жыл бұрын
DDDZzs 223355 Do you know how many jobs this would destroy? All airlines, shipping companies, railroads, cruise lines, pipelines, and ALL their support structures! That is a lowball estimated 300,000,000 jobs. And you have the added benefit of large amounts of explosives able to be transported from some guy's garage straight to a military base or skyscraper. Also, as Hunter said, the CEOs and other high-ranking officials will know who invented this, and combine that with the fact that 300 million people also know who you are, and have made them obsolete, chances are one of them either uses your own technology to zip 10 pounds of C4 to your door, or comes up to you and introduces you to one of Mr. Browning's finest creations. This is not just "a few thousand suicides". This is a collapse of society as we know it, and while all this could be worth it if we make it past it, new industries wouldn't rise fast enough, and we would see the largest economic collapse in human history.
@Botar48
4 жыл бұрын
@@h0riz0n45 Look this won't become the main form of transport the moment it announced publicly. With how large the planet is first it would be only for government places and it will be integrated gradually. You shouldn't expect to walk into a store and just buy a few of them. At first infrastructure to support large scale teleportation needs to be built so there will be plenty of time for industries to react. At first it would just replace public transportation like buses and trams and stuff. Then as it becomes gradually more public it would slowly start to replace cargo transportation methods. So personal cars ain't becoming obsolete overnight. Sure there would be a lot of lobbying and fighting against adopting this method from large corporations and USA perhaps won't ever implement it for that reason. But what about China? Sure they made market reforms but their economy is still mostly planned with greatest industries under government control. They would face no problem implementing this system and the risk of being beaten by China would force USA to take decisive action to overcome companies and force this.
@guillermorojasc
4 жыл бұрын
"This is crazy!! its a free country!! -Is it now?"
@Jack-lo5me
Жыл бұрын
A lot of people are saying how this doesn’t make sense. Well, it does. In our world? Fine, yes, corporates won’t have an army or assassins to kill somebody who invents game changing science. But in the VB world..? Man, every single backery probably has an assassin on standby. In this world, the logic stands. The status quo is better then the costs of improvement. While improvement WILL make everything better… things may go to shit before it really can.
@battlesheep2552
Жыл бұрын
Hell in the VB world like half of all CEOs are probably registered with the Guild and put on a mask to terrorize school teachers on the weekends.
@nunyabuizness2953
4 жыл бұрын
That would solve the tremendous cost of getting cargo and crew out to space and save billions of dollars in rocket fuel doing it. Just ship up one gigantic teleportation machine and you'd send entire mega structures up there in a blink.
@Slippy-Toad-Love
4 жыл бұрын
Nunya Buizness Alright, so what about everybody else? Space travel, great, to bad it cost everybody there jobs.
@davidbritt5020
2 жыл бұрын
@@Slippy-Toad-Love If we invented reliable teleportation, we could automate so much shit we wouldn't even need everyone to work. Why does everyone assume mandatory employment for survival is something that has to exist forever even if our tech exceeds human workers?
@SuperUniverse
Жыл бұрын
Jonas Venture Sr. Would have obliterated OSI for getting in his way if he invented teleportation. We all know how evil Rusty's father can be
@skakoanscarecrow9830
6 жыл бұрын
SPANAKOPITA!
@jordanloux3883
6 жыл бұрын
I was so happy to hear that Rusty still loves that island, even after learning the truth.
@InfernosReaper
4 жыл бұрын
@@jordanloux3883 he *never* learned the truth, though.
@RyaKey
4 жыл бұрын
SPANAKOPITA!
@esedelachaqueta3456
7 ай бұрын
SPANAKOPITA!
@guardian08527
3 жыл бұрын
This scenario reminds me of that episode of Archer where they are trying to stop Lana's dad from completing his alternate fuel source recipe and take it public. Basically the same principal here. You eliminate oil and you basically tell the middle east to go fuck itself by making their oil export worthless.
@AndCGTS
2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh I see a you a person of profound knowledge
@SuperWolsey
2 жыл бұрын
"Seaweed-" "ALGEE!!"
@BDNeon
Жыл бұрын
And that would be bad because...........?
@cullenscott7940
Жыл бұрын
oh god we would have to stop propping up authoritarian banana republics? Dear lord, the horror!
@addex1236
Жыл бұрын
@@cullenscott7940 more like instable country's with weapons of mass destruction become even more unstable and volatile leading who know how many innocent people dying
@originalcharacterplznostea2749
4 жыл бұрын
It's a shame they have to shut it down, but the OCI is all about protection, not progress. If it was up to them, they'd rather have everything stay in the stoneage if it was 100% secure for their clients.
@julealero7689
5 жыл бұрын
I think osi is the real enemy
@Joawlisdoingfine
4 жыл бұрын
Broly The Sarcastic Savage That is.... hilariously accurate
@anthonyrivera4547
3 жыл бұрын
@Broly The Sarcastic Savage deadass but I also liked how they made osi the gijoe and sphinx cobra
@maskedmarvyl4774
3 жыл бұрын
You're right. You're also cute.
@SuperWolsey
3 жыл бұрын
Only Jonas Sr
@touchm3
4 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how the OSI let the guild steal the teleporter if they're in the same building.
@Khanmanlol
3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't Gathers and Brock have argued that if teleportation technology ever fell into the wrong hands (namely villains like Rusty's "arch", the Monarch), it could spell disaster in the long run?
@TheFarmerboyproducti
2 жыл бұрын
*Brock casually places corpse in his pocket*
@quinnimon
2 жыл бұрын
“Shut your third damn eye for a effin reason”. This is what he was talking about.
@Erok9
2 жыл бұрын
Gathers has a lot of balls for a guy who finds himself squatting on Doc's property once again.
@StanHowse
2 жыл бұрын
And someone who had said balls removed, once before.
@Prefix1998
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure fedex would back this, they're still going to need local deliveries and that's where they're gonna focus since the long haul flights will be cut along with the amount of complicated logistics and expenses it comes with. So now they can truly globalize their work and have pretty much the entire world be their customers instead of being hindered by long and unprofitable logistics.
@slyseal2091
2 жыл бұрын
Local deliveries? This thing is so accessible, it was literally used as a frisbee, in this very episode if I remember. 10 years until every household in the west has one. Another 10-15 for the rest of the world to keep up. By then Fedex will have been liquidated, because logistics, as a challenge to be solved, will cease to exist. Delivery companies of any size will go the way of horse, cart, and door-to-door salesman.
@BitrateBilly
Жыл бұрын
@@slyseal2091 Honestly 10-15 years is long enough for companies to react accordingly, changing out their delivery structure to that of warehouses.
@curranfrank2854
8 ай бұрын
@@slyseal2091 Ain't no way in hell every household in the west has one of these things within a decade. No massive invention like this is adopted overnight, especially since it still needs a lot of innovations to be more widespread. Inventions like the tractor, and personal phones took decades to completely overtake the previous technologies in society, and stuff like landlines are still in use.
@whocares317
4 жыл бұрын
Rather than Big oil or anything. Teleporters would make terrorism and bombing places remotely much simpler.
@murrfeeling
4 жыл бұрын
The idea of national borders would dissolve in a generation.
@lukeduran12
3 жыл бұрын
Yes but thats true of ANY transportation.
@maneoj46
3 жыл бұрын
@@murrfeeling half of a generation at best. With the free time these costumed nut bars have, they’d be paving the road to WW3 and so on just because of something that is essentially a cheat code. It’s the new ORB in a sense. Both sides want it and it has destructive capabilities in the right/wrong hands
@TheUndyingCrystal
2 жыл бұрын
@@lukeduran12 Except not really. There's a difference between inventing a car and being able to instantly transport something long distances across the world. That changes a hell of a lot more than any mode of transportation mankind has ever invented.
@ReivaxStudios
6 жыл бұрын
Mayday! Mayday! I've been spotted! Initiating evasive... *SPLOSH*
@gabrielaubry1334
4 жыл бұрын
Brutal!
@LostOneOmega
3 жыл бұрын
OSI probably wouldn't have a problem if it was for Rusty's personal use, like it is for the guild, but because Rusty wants to make money with it they had to shut it down
@JDog2656
4 жыл бұрын
It's kind of sad how making advancements in technology and science are so stagnated in this day and age for security reasons. At one point in time, things like automobiles and refrigerators were a gift and something the world needed. Inventions like the lightbulb were a blessing that people strived to achieve for everyone's benefit. But now, we've reached the point where creativity and innovation become so consumed in money and politics that the world can't afford to advance without possible repercussions. I we weren't so consumed with our own countries and governments and worked together, there is not telling what we could accomplish.
@GabrielWarlock
4 жыл бұрын
The problem is technology advances faster than our ability to adapt to it. I mean, sure, you could replace all of those workers doing repetitive jobs with robots, but where would you put the workers then? I know, they could be trained to maintain those robots or sent out on their way to another job. But the problem is it would take time, too much time, and by the moment they're ready for their new job something has changed yet again. Progress will save us all, but not if we won't be able to implement it correctly. In the case of Rusty and his teleport technology, the world would make a huge leap forward but it would land too hard to withstand the impact
@JDog2656
4 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Gabor well put
@Cerebrosum
4 жыл бұрын
@@GabrielWarlock Well not to be too crass about it but the issue really is our economic model. It's getting obsolete. Capitalism requires people to have jobs but tech, with robots for instance, is quickly outcompeting humans. Between the options of revising our society and shooting ourselves in the foot going forward, stagnating, which is the better option?
@GabrielWarlock
4 жыл бұрын
@@Cerebrosum Surely there are flaws on either sides. But I think you're right about the bigger picture: we don't have the right environment to host these inventions or at least a plan and some guidelines to help us redirect the resource "man". Maybe we'll find a way to improve upon capitalism and maybe it will be through these new inventions that we'll find it. Until then, science will have to improve our lives accordingly to the impact the next inventions will have
@wholesome1844crucifier
4 жыл бұрын
Piss off with this hippie glomohomo crap. The biggest driving force behind technological advancement is competition. Can you guess who the biggest competitors are nowadays? Well, once you figure that out, don't forget to thank them for inventions such as the jet engine and the Internet
@Unguided
Жыл бұрын
Hunter's speech hits different in a world where those supply chain industries keep having problems.
@fuge74
4 жыл бұрын
the thing about most cautionary tales like this is that they forget that 1)takes a shit-ton of energy 2)expensive as hell to build. the thing is that it would open up as many jobs as it closes, the problem is turn over.
@thod8820
4 жыл бұрын
They use teleportation all the time before this. Remember the Samson Death pile.
@trailguidealex5010
4 жыл бұрын
Yes but Rusty would panettone it and hand it to the public. The shadowy organizations keep their tech to their selves. Look at Sphinx and the mind wipe machine. People would pay million to do something like watch a great movie or something and go to a mind wipe machine and forget it to rinse wash and repeat. But they never used it like that.
@StanHowse
2 жыл бұрын
@@trailguidealex5010 Or to get rid of that pesky ass ex-gf that haunts my dreams.. God damn you, Sphinx.
@buster5661
8 ай бұрын
Aww did he just say he was going to retire to Spanicopita?? That's so sweet ☺♥♥🥰
@travelkingable
Жыл бұрын
"think of the economy" is actually a really realistic thing an anerucan organization would say to end innovation honestly. Like, thats already a thing IRL with renewables after all.
@Rman94
Жыл бұрын
The way I figure it, best option Rusty had would've been to sell the teleporter tech to the O.S.I, that way he could've made some profit out of it.
@zxzc.420
2 жыл бұрын
Him saying we’re gonna get handsy is more menacing after seeing what it actually means at the end of the episode
@kyledean1966
4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t FedEx, airlines, ect. just use that teleportation technology themselves?
@HellecticMojo
4 жыл бұрын
Why would airlines use it? Why would you go to the airport to use a teleporter when you can do it at home? Fedex and Amazon sure, but airlines? no.
@_DiJiT
4 жыл бұрын
Everyone would have a teleporter address and other forms of transportation, regardless of whether it’s the transportation of personnel or parcel, will become obsolete.
@HellecticMojo
4 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Harris You do know that planes aren't cars right? Your explanation makes zero sense
@benjamincuevas9627
4 жыл бұрын
The real issue is if people will still use these services after teleportation is invented. Airlines might still exists due to laws on traveling to other countries but all the shipping and mailing could be done by anyone.
@_DiJiT
4 жыл бұрын
@@HellecticMojo I think airline companies would switch to being massive teleporter hubs. They would be a fraction the cost of buying your own teleporter, but you would only pay for certain uses. Basically every business model for a transportation company seems like it would work for teleporters
@usjets08
2 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when someone invents a car that runs on water.
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
It's got a fiberglass, air cooled engine and it runs on water, man!
@mattdamutt5681
6 жыл бұрын
The warning of fallout makes sense to me. The shock on the economy as it functions could be too fast and too great. Whatever jobs you create to make and maintain teleporters won't replace the MILLIONS of jobs and services killed at the same time. And there's always unforeseen consequences you don't truly understand until they're already upon you. You wouldn't just upset the powerful corporations, either. Far too many regular working people will NOT be happy to find their jobs and everything about them rendered irrelevant.
@Crrrow
5 жыл бұрын
Or the teleporters could end up being the Half Life variety and end up opening a gateway to an alien border world next thing you know creatures from another dimension are poofing out of thin air trying to take over the world.
@LordTyph
4 жыл бұрын
that depends entirely on how fast teleporters can be implemented. For all we know, while it can be done, it can't be mass produced. Plus, depending on the restrictions, there might be reasons to keep alternative transportation. Failsafes of a sort, in case the teleportation system goes down. Hell, cars might not be entirely obsolete, depending on the failure mode of teleportation.
@yarus5889
4 жыл бұрын
Considering teleportation saves us from killing our only planet, and potentially opens up new ones? Its worth the change. Reminds me when uber was in its infancy, taxi companies had plenty of time before they were replaced, they could've adapted and made their own apps and outcompeted uber and lyft, but no they bitch and whined. Im pretty sure horwe drawn carriages were pissed when taxis came around. Its the same always.
@chainsaw1016
4 жыл бұрын
You guys should check out the book "Will Save the Galaxy For Food" By Yahtzee Croshaw. The setting takes place in a time where an entire intergalactic, space-traveling way of life is completely destroyed/made useless with the invention teleporters.
@Slippy-Toad-Love
4 жыл бұрын
Mjr Tom You’re comparing apples to oranges with that one. We aren’t talking about competition. You’re comparing cars to cars. No, we’re talking teleportation to the whole transportation industry. That’s a pretty big industry, with roughly 13 million people, and not to mention the stalk market. And what about communications? Why text or talk and waste data when you can simply walk on something and talk to somebody to there face. Might not affect the people, but the stock market my god. And the restaurants. Why go to the nearest one when it’s faster to go get something you actually might enjoy half way across the earth. And this is just scratching the surface here bud. There are so many jobs that require speed that if everything was instant, there would be no job, and there would be many repercussions. Sure, it might help the earth, but there’s many things that could help the earth that won’t fuck the economy in the process.
@alannatherson7721
Жыл бұрын
Why not offer Rusty a boatload of money to exclusively sell it to the OSI? They could definitely make use of that kind of tec.
@WadeAlma
Жыл бұрын
Because the dangers of it getting out is way more concerning.
@bandpassmess
2 жыл бұрын
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN THIS SPEACH SOME NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN.
@myguitardidyermom212
Жыл бұрын
Loved the Eva shout-out with Gathers in the white gloves and glasses lol
@largeroyster
5 жыл бұрын
It makes sense teleportation would take over most industries
@cyberen
4 жыл бұрын
This episode sucked. Hunter is basically saying "don't invent the automobile, you'll put the stagecoach industry out of business!"
@thatguygrazy3277
Жыл бұрын
Nah but think about it man you invent a thing that almost the whole world thought about and could've been achieved decades ago by jonas venture but he knew it would crash an entire system the automobile business is like a giant system of cogs and gears that grind together to make the world turn but if you scrap that whole system and just throw down something new immediately your going to destroy that system and many angry higher powers will see it that your should be put 6 feet under the ground instead
@MrJHM007
Жыл бұрын
It's a way to explain why, when super scientists like Tony Stark uses something that would completely change a society, the society in the comics doesn't change.
@thatguygrazy3277
Жыл бұрын
@@MrJHM007 exactly
@respectfullyrazerian2154
Жыл бұрын
@@MrJHM007 Also how teleportation would cost way too damn much to be profitable. Basically the only people who could afford to use it would be the rich dick bags he's talking about.
@frogmouth2
Жыл бұрын
He’s more accurately saying “your gunna take money from the people in power so their gunna want your head” right here.
@Asher_Tye
4 жыл бұрын
Oh who is Gathers kidding? Even with notorious cheapskate Rusty Venture, those pads are probably prohibitively expensive for everyone to own one. Chances are any granny who could own one to send her famous fruitcake to the kiddies would already be one of the wealthy and powerful out to kill the Doc. And that's not even considering how long it takes new tech to get fully adopted. How long did it take for cars to replace horse and buggy, or DVDs to replace VCRs?
@hardwirecars
4 жыл бұрын
not long at all on any of your examples.
@Asher_Tye
4 жыл бұрын
@@hardwirecars only when looked at from the totality of human history. It still took years before the tech became affordable enough for everyone to use. Or reliable enough to be economical in the case of cars. And that's not even getting into absolutely new tech like computers. There would be plenty of time between the introduction of the teleport pads and them becoming an every day item for companies like FedEx to adapt their business models. It's called being adaptable.
@azamatfleming5427
4 жыл бұрын
Well Asher Tye, that is our world, the real reality. But in the Venture Bros world, there are many geniuses and even magic that can transform that could potentially mass produce technology like that. It’s be the same for cloning or lightsabers
@Asher_Tye
4 жыл бұрын
@@azamatfleming5427 like the lightsaber Rusty sold at his garage sale?
@azamatfleming5427
4 жыл бұрын
Asher Tye that couldn’t do anything to anyone. That was more for show. But some other genius in the show could take it, actually weaponize it, and go around Anakin Skywalkering everyone. And some other genius could make more of that lightsaber and make it better. Science is improved and built upon. The only time when it is not is when people believe that they have found the final answer, which is almost never true
@superhappybro12
2 жыл бұрын
Doc calling him Brock Judas is so funny and so perfectly Rusty. He is so pitiful and so not in control that the only thing he can possibly do to get back at Brock is to try to make him feel like a bettayer
@Jaxvidstar
4 жыл бұрын
If Rusty did it piecemeal with his teleporter technology. It could give the other businesses a chance to start adapting toward the future with it completion.
@nickhatessnow763
6 ай бұрын
I feel bad for him but at the same time if the monarch could teleport to him at anytime from anywhere he's beyond fucked
@goliath1179
3 жыл бұрын
Stifling progress for profit. The OSI is almost as bad as Jonas.
@hiti6753
5 жыл бұрын
And they won’t effin PAY him for the rights? These guys really need to take a hint from the CIA.
@zygas25
4 жыл бұрын
Oh like they did in archer when they paid off lana's dad after he invented a replacement for gas?
@lwnf360
4 жыл бұрын
2:23 JUDAS!
@xXFoxyGrandmaXx
4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't FedEx buy some of the stock and have the packages teleported to warehouse and small delivery drives take them away? Only people to lose jobs would be struck drivers and a lot of warehouse workers. Airlines would charge a fortune for people to teleport. Regular people wouldn't be able to afford teleportation and if they di they might kill themselves accidentally
@Slippy-Toad-Love
4 жыл бұрын
I mean, look at the Tv though. We used to go watch movies to a designated theatre to go watch something. And buses. Everybody used to go ride the bus when cars were considered luxury. Sure, this might have been one of the ways it planned out, but I kind of doubt it.
@Friskyskelton
Жыл бұрын
Brock fully betrayed Rust here
@KaiTenSatsuma
7 ай бұрын
1:45 Four years later you realize that things would be somehow less fucked up if the world actually considered shit like this before letting a "game changing brain fart" like AI out into the fucking wild.
@FabschOblivion669
Жыл бұрын
Funny how Hunter mentions airlines and shortly after one of the council members ends up in a coma BECAUSE of all the mechanical enhancements in his body after taking the teleporter. Airlines wouldn't go defunct. They'd still be there for those who (at least) physically can't teleport.
@porobotboyxxx
3 жыл бұрын
Just like the 8th season of the Venture Bros.😞
@justinokraski3796
Жыл бұрын
I like to think it’s already been invented multiple times but OSI keeps it under wraps
@Historyfrek4ever
7 ай бұрын
While hunters point is valid, but imagine what that kind of ease of movement would do to the economy, industrial revolution ain’t got a shit on that. And just get protection from electric companies, that thing still needs power, and subsequently that would make the oil companies happy.
@kingcreedo6010
9 ай бұрын
So the teleporter is gonna get uaed anyways just not mass produced and only used by osi
@lizardguyNA
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a good idea then, let the teleporter get made and destroy the billionaire class. World is a happy place.
@ravensflockmate
2 жыл бұрын
the collapse of the global economy followed by general society that easy mass producible teleportation would bring is not happy
@lizardguyNA
2 жыл бұрын
@@ravensflockmate Honey, the death of the billionaire class can ONLY help society and the global economy. They'd actually have to spend their hoard, which is literally the one thing that can help the economy. Learn economics.
@ravensflockmate
2 жыл бұрын
@@lizardguyNA you first
@lizardguyNA
2 жыл бұрын
@@ravensflockmate Can't, got no money. Ask Bezos.
@ravensflockmate
2 жыл бұрын
@@lizardguyNA no you can
@Pearg0ld
2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't want it either, especially if just anyone could use it and it works really well. If that sort of thing can be mass produced, the economy isn't the only thing. Militaries using it to invade at any moment aren't the biggest issue. It'd be like cellphone but worse. You loose almost all your privacy with the internet. But when someone can just appear in your house or car or a family members house. Someone who wants to do harm. Nothing can stop that kind of tech. People would disappear into the human slave trade or organ harvesting. Or if someone likes or hates you enough they could kill everyone you know or harm them to an extent that would ruin everything There are probably many counter points, but they're all null and void. That wouldn't be tech that you can forget about or ignore. Everything would change and people who are willing to try and make it cheaper to produce will cut corners. They've done it for buildings, cars, phones, and practically anything and everything. Then you have something that could just disintegrated or give you cancer or just explode without any warning.
@MalcontentFlower
Жыл бұрын
Innovation is paid by blood. Let it be so.
@maskedmarvyl4774
3 жыл бұрын
Brock just casually murdered a human being. At what point is he held responsible for that?
@MichelleAnnM
2 жыл бұрын
Never. The answer is never.
@klonoa450
Жыл бұрын
They don't call it a license to Kill for nothing
@maskedmarvyl4774
Жыл бұрын
@@klonoa450 , Anyone? At any time?
@klonoa450
Жыл бұрын
@@maskedmarvyl4774 the way it seems in this show yeah. Just look at all the golfers killed at osi hq
@helium-379
4 жыл бұрын
Change will come. Its a question of when and what have you done to prepare for it.
@joshuahaynes1026
3 жыл бұрын
Eventually we could automate our lives to not need careers, or an economy etc. Teleportation would have probably expedited that.
@RemingtonRowland
Жыл бұрын
He could ask him to pay him a bribe every year not to release it
@MalcontentFlower
Жыл бұрын
I seriously doubt Rusty has any real appreciation of money. This was one hundred percent for the fame.
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
That's how the CIA does things.
@nigeldean3726
Жыл бұрын
@@MalcontentFlower hell no lol. As soon as he gets the money he goes hog wild then is basically broke again and wonders why
@fizzyplazmuh9024
Жыл бұрын
Actually, teleporter wouldn't wreck the economy like that. The manufacturer's first model is propably $100,000 so few people can afford it. They will still be buying cars and plane tickets. The teleporter is only phased in as price is reduced, as is the same with all luxury goods. You won't see a tesla for $30,000 tomorrow. So Randy is right. As long as he can fight off asassins he can sleep on a pile of money even bigger than Musks' ego daydreams.
@IncoherentCowboyJ
4 жыл бұрын
I would agree with rusty but like he said big oil got hands in pockets and deep roots, we would have new technology for transportation if it wasn't for the fact that we would have another huge layoff of oil field workers of all levels not only can a majority not change their career in a flash but for some it's all they know, we also need to remember that alot of families rely on the oil field money to get thru life having you main source of income cut off almost instantly will cause a lot of problems.
@toomanyaccounts
2 жыл бұрын
give you a hint electric cars were invented in 1880. Solar, Wind are shit and generate tons of pollution. you think the materials and construction of those things comes from the ether?
@TheAllSeeingEye2468
2 жыл бұрын
Thing can't transport metal parts in humans so maybe it best to shelve this for now
@abrahamyanes2405
3 жыл бұрын
This is the intervention I needed
@tenkenroo
2 жыл бұрын
You would think companies would pay top dollar for that tech
@thebruh1883
2 жыл бұрын
You guys ever wonder if something like this has ever happened, and it was forced to be destroyed for those exact reasons.
@Sentralkontrol
2 жыл бұрын
wonder? it has happened. several times, in the last 100 years. We're inventing tech we had blueprinted out in the early 20th century
@Sentralkontrol
2 жыл бұрын
Just look at unleaded gas. we knew that shit was gnarly for decades. or low energy , long lifespan light bulbs. Electric cars. etc
@ntinosaggelopoulos6718
Жыл бұрын
Like the guys who found cure for cancer and aids and that guy who found a way to make his car work with water
@dirk1251
2 жыл бұрын
And he was never seen again...
@countduckula1485
Жыл бұрын
This is what we call NERFING
@zygas25
Жыл бұрын
I dont know. Im with osi on this one. There might be long term benefits, but short term it will kill various industries. Massive layoffs, a great depression on crack , Goverments would collapse in seconds.
@takirosh
Жыл бұрын
My thought is why couldn't Rusty have just set up a transportation company that uses the teleportation tech in an encrypted network to shift goods from point a to point b then go into partnership with multiple local shipping industries thereby creating new jobs etc.? No need to go public with the tech, but he would have to set up contatcs with the various Customs offices of a lot of countries.
@kuatojones6950
2 жыл бұрын
Space truckers reference
@cc3317
2 жыл бұрын
1:43 im from there
@slitor
4 жыл бұрын
But he did have a teleporter before, ok it melded him to a wall but still.
@Darth-vade123
6 ай бұрын
Gathers got a higher promotion than transistor what is deal there gathers has 4 star transistor had only 3
@juanjosemendivil1626
2 жыл бұрын
While I am with Rusty that he created something successfully without blowing up and change the way how transportation of both materials and people. I would also have to agree with Col. Gathers here as people and company who made a very long investment towards their company would go through a storm to stay afloat and wreck game changing competition. Including the fact there is no laws with or against it, and I can imagine there will be a lot against it. And also this is the type of invention that can be used for less benevolent intent and Rusty is just trying to sell this thing as quick as possible without making sure he doesn't get sued from people's misuse. All-in-all, make sure that you get everything covered.
@arlwiss5110
Жыл бұрын
people in the comments are being weird when Hunter is absolutely right, Rusty would just get murdered
@JPooger
4 жыл бұрын
I dunno, i can't help thinking of how big a n FU this to doc though...his whole life has been one failure after another...he FINALLY makes a real breakthrough...only to have it jsut taken from him I feel bad for him cause his biggest success in life is erased.
@Paronak
2 жыл бұрын
JUDAS
@mcnuttkyle8617
Жыл бұрын
Judas!
@snakebolt2459
2 жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna lie I would still fucking make teleportation everyone
@PebkioNomare
Жыл бұрын
I thought this was nonsense before, and, upon rewatching the scene, I think this is nonsense now. As if clever people couldn't figure out a way to make continual use of teleportation profitable. Sure, we'd lose old-guard technology... but that's the story of the *entire history* of the human race. In this scenario we'd have to rely on those with calamitous intent to fix the problems created by supposedly good guys and their "the future is scary so lets just stagnate for the rest of our species' existence" mentality.
@PebkioNomare
Жыл бұрын
But jobs that rely on less efficient technologies, though. Think of the jobs. Honestly, why'd we even allow technology that got of rid of the infrastructure that managed the care of horse-driven transportation is *beyond* me. All those jobs, gone. And the tech that allowed for public lighting to be powered by electricity: what do you think happened to the jobs of those who had to go around lighting gas lights every night? If only OSI had been around to protect *those* jobs.
@MalcontentFlower
Жыл бұрын
Are you argueing with yourself?
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
Here's the thing. Going from horse drawn carriages to automobiles is a lateral shift, it's changing one vehicle for another (albeit a much more efficient vehicle.) A teleporter is like going from horse travel to space travel in an instant.
@theduke7539
Жыл бұрын
why would they destroy it and not use it themselves? OSI could make fat use of Teleportation. Think about it. You would never worry about the wrong people walking in the door to your base because there would be no door.
@thepageofawesome
4 жыл бұрын
SPANICOPADA
@origamipein18
4 жыл бұрын
Oh, shut up. This is for your own good, Thaddeus.
@Arthur_Draneel1865
4 жыл бұрын
If it was me I would only give it access to the first responders in the medical field not as a new mode of transportation only for a means of a medical emergency
@porobotboyxxx
3 жыл бұрын
You know what? Perhaps they should have let Rusty present teleportation to the public, so that he can get sued for it. The guy was going to present teleportation that makes people vomit.😑😒
@pforgottonsoul
3 жыл бұрын
it's sad that he would lose the one breakthrough that would give him success but at the same time hunter kinda has a point.
@davidbritt5020
2 жыл бұрын
Hunter's point is that we should intentionally make humanity suffer for the sake of our oligarchs
@pforgottonsoul
Жыл бұрын
@@davidbritt5020 yeah but pretty much exactly what he said happened, the guild found out about the teleporter and stole it so now a bunch of villains can be anywhere they want any time they want.
@theultrablackman1654
2 жыл бұрын
Who voices the tiny eagle man?
@noelhutchins7366
4 жыл бұрын
the economy isnt the world and the world doesn't rely on economy, economy defaces and removes entire swaths of the world; economy is senile old men paying to keep things old fashioned
@Slippy-Toad-Love
4 жыл бұрын
noel hutchins It’s one of the most important things though. It gets things to people who don’t have those things without using the barter system. It’s how you get somebody to work for you while giving them a universal need. Sure, money is the root of all evil, but it’s a necessary evil. Unless you want to live off the grid, then good on you.
@MalcontentFlower
Жыл бұрын
@@Slippy-Toad-Love If I could, I would shape the future to ensure basic needs were always provided.
@BJRoes
4 жыл бұрын
Video rental stores 📀🏬
@jaredgarcia8638
4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm...
@PrestonK_Productions
2 жыл бұрын
Judas? Wrong biblical figure, it's Samson.
@StanHowse
2 жыл бұрын
He called him Judas, for the Betrayal, smart one. Keep your nose in that 2,000 y/o book though, you might learn something new! (Sarcasm)
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