The best directions somebody told me they heard once was: "Turn left where the barn used to be."
@Nimasho2go
6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! That's great. I can see my grandfather using that one. I'd say the barn used to be a major fixture for years, so the person giving directions just remembered it as a major landmark and didn't realize that the person getting directions wouldn't have known it even existed.
@noof8360
4 жыл бұрын
Dead
@Jan-xe8ln
3 жыл бұрын
lol I get a lot of that and also, "When you get to that red house on the corner, keep goin cause that's not it" or a version of that.
@stevea106
2 жыл бұрын
"Turn right at the old canadian tire"
@newf93
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jan-xe8ln This is exactly how my uncle gives directions. He tried to give me directions to his daughter’s house about 5 years ago. I could never find it. Still don’t know where exactly she lives. 😂
8 жыл бұрын
as an Irish person, I understood everything... it's crazy how similar our accents are :O
@aerialpunk
7 жыл бұрын
That's funny, cos whenever someone asks me what a Newfie accent's like, I tell them it's like talking to a drunk, slack-jawed Irishman :P
@jamiekelly552
5 жыл бұрын
Yes by dual minds think alike;)
@davidmajor8229
4 жыл бұрын
Lots of Irish decent here
@KitahKat
4 жыл бұрын
I always joke that the Newfoundlanders are our diet Irish XD
@roblewis3147
3 жыл бұрын
It's very true. Because most of us are of Irish decent. I was talking to my father one day on the phone in front of these two ladies in Alberta,and I heard one of them say"are they even speaking English or gaielic?" 🤣
@pohsideuhn
12 жыл бұрын
My mom is from Newfoundland and I love visiting family there, stories like this about directions to a particular place does result in a half hour long conversation with me ending up in someone's house for tea.
@valeriemercer9463
10 жыл бұрын
And this, my friends, is how my grandfather talks! But I loves him.
@capten_pickles4869
Жыл бұрын
I ll be a proud newfoundlander till the day I die, love my people ❤️
@jetshull
10 жыл бұрын
I got drunk with a newfie buddy 1 time ....well after the first 2 beers I couldn't understand a word what he was saying, well except 'lord Jesus' .....true story.
@_Minecraft_ASMR
9 жыл бұрын
jay lava lard jesus
@jetshull
9 жыл бұрын
I stand corrected!!!!....lol.
@Iainandnums
5 жыл бұрын
Ask him about the fishery closure and watch shit fly
@curbsidecurmie516
5 жыл бұрын
Da lard lamp lighten Jaysus me son I tells ya!!!!
@williamfinn5650
Жыл бұрын
I bet he drank more beer than you lol
@deresolute1061
7 жыл бұрын
"He calls the fire chief, keeps gettin a fuckin' busy signal" Hahahah! Newfie Proud.
@cinmor7843
4 жыл бұрын
East coasters in general. This reminded me so much of my Cape Bretoner stepdad. I warned my husband before the first time he met my stepdad that he shouldn't ask him any questions but he did - and we loved the stories he told :)
@j76harris
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, I've often heard it said that Cape Bretoners are mostly just Newfoundlanders who ran out of money on their way to Toronto. 😂
@ooooohxboy
11 жыл бұрын
the fact that it's true is what makes it so much funnier. haha.
@lynnl6965
5 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite comedians and of his routines, this one's my favourite. Newfoundlanders are tough people with a sense of humour - I look forward to vacationing there one day.
@lordvega189
10 жыл бұрын
I was raised in newfoundland and atm i live here and i can say without a doubt in my mind that about 85% of all people here speak like that :I
@jamiepittman8580
5 жыл бұрын
I miss home watching this
@hatednyc
10 жыл бұрын
Go Shaun!! Watched him on the Candian documentary the Next Big Thing. It's about the struggles of young Canadian comics and Shaun was the only one to succeed and make it to Hollywood (his big dream). What was cool was that he almost quit. Became so disenchanted with it all but he stayed with it and now he's a TV and Film star. Good For You, Shaun!!
@tenshimoon
3 жыл бұрын
Wow really? I didn't know any of that and he was a part of my childhood! Even got to meet him & get his autograph when him and his co-VJ at the time (he used to be a VJ on YTV in the 90s) came to visit my city. Damn now I wish I knew what happened to the autograph 😅
@ruthlesskumquat2918
6 жыл бұрын
This is the best version of this joke that you did Shaun cracks me up every time. Me and my sister dies at it every year at xmas
@beverlyann9929
3 жыл бұрын
Proud Newfie. Here
@christinefougere
Жыл бұрын
OMG Newfies are the salt of the earth so funny and natural. I love Newfoundland
@tommybutler4139
Жыл бұрын
So nice Shawn
@skytard5315
10 жыл бұрын
This.....This is so accurate. XD
@Mattapooh
12 жыл бұрын
This is a weird grab bag of real conversations I've had with real people.
@wearegreatppl8323
10 жыл бұрын
newfies and their ability to tell stories
@jessicagifford2871
7 жыл бұрын
We're great at tellin stories bhy sure one of me friends from Toronto loves talkin to me she'll ask like "how was your day" or somethin like that and man you can see her face light up because I goes on in details and she smiles from ear to ear. Here's somethin how it went today; Like today was a good day cause second period I had a presentation in English or career development (I'm in French immersion so fuckin everything's in French) and it was a nice break, but half of us was answering back in French 😂😂 then me and me friends went to Tims for lunch and we had our iced Capps and coffe and by the fuckin traffic was unreal like Hannah was tryna pull out of the parkin lot for around 10 minutes and we were all pissin ourselves laughing cause she was getting mad and of course we were yelling at her "go now sure!! Lin you coulda went then!!" And when we got back on the school parking lot we were jammin out to the radio and honking at our friends across from us. Then it got bad cause it turns out I can't work at stabarama cause I'm 2 months and 4 days younger than I should be which really pisses me off and of course the manager had to call during class so I was complaining to mudder in the middle of the hall and a teacher looked at me and was a bit confused but man I was so fucking mad because he took his sweet time telling me that I can't work there. But then I remembered I was supposed to babysit after school for my aunt so I was all good again. Until my cousin started being a fuckin prick and decided to make fun of me again so I told en off (again) and I ended up getting so mad I started crying and I swear to Jesus if he looks at me wrong tomorrow I'll give en a good punch in the face. Anyways enough about me, how's you been, bet it ain't 4 degrees out like it is here but bhy the trees are some nice, here luh. *sends pic of trees* man I spose its good here though, there haven't been anything major goin on expect ME NOT BEING ABLE TO WORK NOW LIKE TOOK EN LONG ENOUGH TO TELL ME. HE TOOK ABOUT A WEEK SURE HE COULDA TOLD ME THIS ABOUT TREE (three) DAYS AGO SO I WOULDNT HAVE TOLD SO MANY OF ME FAMILY THAT I GOT A FUCKIN JOB. lol sorry got off topic a bit anywaysss.
@anthonyjohnson5311
5 жыл бұрын
@@jessicagifford2871 Bro you talk like my Grandmother are you a Bay girl cus we dont be talking like that hami
@kellymacr8980
13 жыл бұрын
i loves being called a "newfie"....makes me smile everytime! :-)
@mauriciomunozortiz
10 жыл бұрын
FRom El Salvador, my country , thanks very much for the video ! great video !
@conky7521
7 жыл бұрын
im up nova scotia and everyone on me moms side is irish or is a newfoundlander...fuck bud i love newfoundland its a beautiful place.
@liftcarry1237
10 жыл бұрын
Now thats fucking comedy baby!
@XshipwreckedinloveX
12 жыл бұрын
This is hilariously accurate, Proud to be a newfie (:
@Tragis_
6 жыл бұрын
This is so good it's so accurate
@christettec3045
10 жыл бұрын
omg, loves it! just like our family, he is!
@ChrisBlagdonIsABoss
8 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, i understood everything.
@StxnceWrkz
7 жыл бұрын
xXOnlineGamerXx I unsterstood cuz I'm a Newfie
@junbh2
4 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't you? I'm from Ontario and I find it funny but it's not hard to understand, just funny.
@tenshimoon
3 жыл бұрын
@@junbh2 the thing is, he slowed it down for us mainlanders to understand a bit better lol. Newfies naturally speak at least 2x faster than this XD
@shortnewfiebabe
10 жыл бұрын
Yes by das us. Proud to be a Newfie.
@alexisholwell4261
7 жыл бұрын
Omfg this is so accurate!!
@KrasherJack
8 ай бұрын
sooo true...
@ehbud8132
8 жыл бұрын
I fuckin' loves ya.
@darrylpower2305
10 жыл бұрын
Loves it!!
@NewFoundVids
10 жыл бұрын
Gold.
@Tyronethebone
3 жыл бұрын
Gifted
@ChainSawEarle
9 жыл бұрын
@bunnybgood411
6 жыл бұрын
I lived in Saint Johns when I was a tyke of four. I LOVED it. Can't say I remember the accent though. (I was raised in Colorado Springs, CO, USA. )
@Countrybananas
5 жыл бұрын
Saint John is in New Brunswick, this is Newfoundland. They're completely different places, though the capital of Newfoundland is St. John's so maybe that's the confusion.
@StxnceWrkz
8 жыл бұрын
This is true cuz I'm a newf
@carolyncorcoran3
7 жыл бұрын
Love ya Shaun!!
@tommysomerton9915
2 жыл бұрын
This is still funnier than most of what's on KZitem in 2021. See you in 10 years when it comes up in recommendations. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💩
@SleepyForestShaman
13 жыл бұрын
dis is savage
@carolmullins
13 жыл бұрын
Awesome, would expect nothing less!
@mksabourinable
10 жыл бұрын
So my Grandmother is from Newfoundland... Now I know where I get my storytelling from..... X) And tendency to swear all the fucking time :D
@briankelly8297
10 жыл бұрын
Sounds really like an Irish accent.
@TheTreenabobeena
9 жыл бұрын
Most Newfoundlanders can trace their ancestry back to Ireland & England's "west country". To a lesser extent, Scotland and France as well, tho most Scots went to Nova Scotia
@ruthlesskumquat2918
6 жыл бұрын
We usually speak so fast that we don't have time to to use the whole word so we like to cut words off and run some together like instead of "what are you doing" we say waddaya at? Or these days we say You at? I call it lazy irish
@pohsideuhn
11 жыл бұрын
My mom is from Newfoundland, and this is so true it's hilarious.
@SteffyP18
4 жыл бұрын
The subtitles for this video are hilarious 🤣
@jamestremblett1875
10 жыл бұрын
Word of the day: Verisimilitude.
@mrandell15
11 жыл бұрын
Oh man relax! Whatever the origin of the word, we made it our own! I'm proud to call myself a Newfie, its what I am. I take no offence at all to it, and I welcome the title. Maybe you should do the same.
@lucasgranville6047
6 жыл бұрын
Newfie Vapes that’s right bhy I’m a Newfie too
@tenshimoon
3 жыл бұрын
I don't think he meant any harm by it, he was just trying to joke around with people about something many Newfies do lol. I laugh at some jokes about Manitoba/Manitobans because they're either spot on or funny stereotypes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@TheNewfieGamer
7 жыл бұрын
soo true
@virgoteaxoxo7030
6 жыл бұрын
I would like to say this is offensive but it’s so accurate to how my dad speaks
@stevenfifield7667
4 жыл бұрын
VirgoTea xoxo how the fuck is this offensive?
@StxnceWrkz
8 жыл бұрын
Newfies are da fucking best . This is pretty much all we say lord tunderin', whataya at , lard jesus, yes b'y
@JB-dh4jd
7 жыл бұрын
fuckin rights by's. funniest ting i've ever seen. buddy got it right on point there. i do believes, he's a true blooded newfie tho. spot on regardless. Bishop Falls/Botwood, Newfoundland!
@dlass9470
7 жыл бұрын
Michael Bernard My Dad is from Bishop's. He's a Sutherland. Small world.
@ruthlesskumquat2918
6 жыл бұрын
Kelly from da bish here!
@eldonrobichaud5665
9 жыл бұрын
The best of the best
@PatrinaStrippedBare
11 жыл бұрын
This is RIGHT ON! Scary Wha?!
@Feliciadawn2110
11 жыл бұрын
It's funny cause it's true! hahaha god love our province
@Chronicle077
10 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, haven't got a clue! But I'm a proud Newfie
@Charnel.Flames
12 жыл бұрын
spot on
@NationalPartyNLNp
8 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice Labrador absent from the map?
@arricammarques1955
8 жыл бұрын
+TheNewfoundlandMusic  Those Labrador cartographers missed dat-my-son!
@stephenfrancis182
6 жыл бұрын
National Party NLN did I notice wha missin?
@Doug4130
10 жыл бұрын
mint
@Sedalb
11 жыл бұрын
Ah... baby's first troll
@StaceyAnnaWhateverXx
10 жыл бұрын
It's kind of sad how true this is about a lot of Newfoundlanders. xD
@Kona138
10 жыл бұрын
It's kind of sad that you find that kind of sad,
@StaceyAnnaWhateverXx
10 жыл бұрын
It's kind of sad if you took that statement literally. Lol. It's not literally sad, no. It's the same thing as if I had to say "That was crazy accurate." or something along those lines. It's not literally crazy, it's just an expression.
@countsmyth
11 жыл бұрын
I know, I'm from Ireland.
@TheGhostScorpion
12 жыл бұрын
@furiousnewf me misses asked him for an autograph and was stuck up to her
@furiousnewf
12 жыл бұрын
@TheGhostScorpion I grew up with the guy, and I can assure you that he is!
@iceeyes4478
13 жыл бұрын
BAHA! Oh it's so true. Oh I love it.
@sweetmusicmanNL
13 жыл бұрын
Brings back some memories. Bod Dawe with the big hill out back. You jumped off and I was too chicken.
@marcellorisi2885
3 жыл бұрын
Shaun. You're beautiful man!
@sharonallison9922
27 күн бұрын
OH JESUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
@KrasherJack
8 ай бұрын
walking downtown water street one windy wet day and a panhandler asked me for some change, I said I didn't have a dime, byes he says, I got some whats do ya need..😅only in NFLD
@SwimmaLbC
11 жыл бұрын
You're not telling it like it is. You're telling it like it is FOR YOU. He's a famous comedian for a reason.
@tenshimoon
3 жыл бұрын
Just for him, even though all the Newfies in the comments all agree about how accurate this is? 🤔
@rodney12310
11 жыл бұрын
Funny stuff there Shawn!!!!
@i.love.myelf5893
2 жыл бұрын
now unless u lived in Newfoundland 36 years born and raised never moved how re u this good
@kiera2867
10 жыл бұрын
i love my country
@Rulox665
11 жыл бұрын
that's basically what a newie is by!
@Weedplants420
10 жыл бұрын
Hahah dats what she's like up here by
@sharonallison9922
Жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS INDEED....THANK YOU 😇🙏💖😂😂😂💐
@SleepyForestShaman
12 жыл бұрын
Yes my son, dis is sick.
@michaelwattie489
2 жыл бұрын
Friggin brilliant
@lilliz31
10 жыл бұрын
This is to funny ..I love this guy
@MissSmithest2021
11 жыл бұрын
Dis is crazy funny my son!
@ykb946
5 жыл бұрын
Lol that was good!
@Zulfburht
8 жыл бұрын
Hmm.. Why does this guy sound like me uncle
@jessicagifford2871
7 жыл бұрын
3fim2 he sounds like me 😂😂
@Zulfburht
7 жыл бұрын
+Jessica ! yay a Newfie
@emisonendgame9153
6 жыл бұрын
...I wish this wasn't so accurate
@DarrenMalone253
10 жыл бұрын
No wonder I like telling stories, and I left NL 1 year old hahaha
@jennagilbert443
6 жыл бұрын
Ima Newfie by this is wicked by me nerves
@magentarose6
11 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious!
@avakelly5011
2 жыл бұрын
This could not be more accurate!
@langdon19
12 жыл бұрын
@Naomilove69 He's a newfie maybe thats why hahaha
@stephaniepretty
9 жыл бұрын
Met him in real life, he hits the nail on the head with the accent lol.
@swifty3131
9 жыл бұрын
I would hope so considering he is a Newfoundlander!
@stephaniepretty
9 жыл бұрын
swifty3131 yeah so am I lol but that don't mean someone can be funny and make good jokes about Newfoundland just cuz they live here.
@SevilleOrange
2 жыл бұрын
@@stephaniepretty he doesn’t just live there he’s from there
@deovalente
13 жыл бұрын
The video is made even better by turning on the captioning system.
@wendykara1
10 жыл бұрын
LOL
@sharonallison9922
Жыл бұрын
GENTLE JESUS BY'E TAT WAS A MOUTFUL WHAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@blooloo8707
4 жыл бұрын
My son !!----Ol man !!!!!------Hilarious !!!
@TheGhostScorpion
12 жыл бұрын
shawn is no newfie... stuck up he is. its sad..
@blarch2
2 жыл бұрын
lol, terlot
@corneliuscorker4143
4 жыл бұрын
Funny as a fart in church
@freedapeeple4049
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know about that, a fart in church is pretty funny.
@goodgirlgonebad1232
11 жыл бұрын
fuckin true hahahahahahahaha
@christinefougere1444
8 жыл бұрын
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha so typically newfoundland...salt of the earth people
@furiousnewf
12 жыл бұрын
@TheGhostScorpion he might have been having a bad night, it happens! I've always known him to be a good guy
@TheGhostScorpion
12 жыл бұрын
@kellymacr8980 i do tooo me ducky
@jaylordb5094
7 жыл бұрын
Remember kids this is a good example why you shouldn't do drugs
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