Dude, can I say honestly, you are by far the most entertainig movie reviewer on YT, you have a consistent formula and style, simple but wholly descriptive, you don't bore the audiance by making two hour long videos were 90% of the movie is shown, so honestly bro, I hope you hit the 200k number soon, becouse honestly you deserve at least a million subs man, keep 'em rolling my friend!
@sarasandrasmith
3 жыл бұрын
Well put!!! He always provides great entertainment!!!
@natelax1367
3 жыл бұрын
I want to start a petition to get him on best of the worst with red letter media. I think he would fit right in
@88kjk75
3 жыл бұрын
I thnik that if RLM even gave him a shoutout it could skyrocket his subscriber count.
@Turtleproof
3 жыл бұрын
The videos are a bit bland but I will take that any day over spastic, "WHAT'S UP, GUYS" or really lame guys pretending that they're genuinely ENRAGED by bad movies or games (if Angry or Furious or take your pick of adjectives is in the user name, I always avoid).
@hoze1235
3 жыл бұрын
the dead pan sarcastic style is perfect
@fiery_scream
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Mark doing a bit and green-screening himself into the scene is my fav part of these reviews lmao :p
@JACKTHETRIXTER
3 жыл бұрын
100% agreement!!!
@CapucineNighly
3 жыл бұрын
Always~ 👌
@allenpoe17
3 жыл бұрын
I second that. Always makes me laugh.
@CapucineNighly
3 жыл бұрын
@@allenpoe17 In this review, it was really natural and it surprised me he popped out at that time. 😂
@MrThelonicus
3 жыл бұрын
Alot of gems from those skits!
@leyankee247
3 жыл бұрын
I was directing a school play where we put powder in someone's hair to make them look old. We were repowdering backstage, and someone in the audience thought it was smoke from a fire, and they called the fire department.
@targard.quantumfrack6854
3 жыл бұрын
You shouldn't have used a whole truckload of it lol
@michaelthomas5433
3 жыл бұрын
If the 'russian' bad guy had just said "Oh hi Mark" once I would have been sold.
@tiadiad
3 жыл бұрын
17:46 It’s uncanny.
@CWilliam21
3 жыл бұрын
Hahah! What a story, Mark.
@Ebi.Adonkie
3 жыл бұрын
The laugh 😂
@charlesloomis2224
6 ай бұрын
Every time the “Russian” laughed, I pictured Tommy W off screen.
@Funkymix18
3 жыл бұрын
"If someone tries kicking you, just pass the kick on to somebody else". That bit cracked me up
@pinrod1
2 жыл бұрын
me too, loling right now
@FRANK45CASTLE
3 жыл бұрын
American commando ninja. Sounds like a charachter i would have made up as a child or a persona i would have used while in the army. This is one of the funniest ones ive seen man. I haven't laughed this hard in over a year so thank you mark.
@kenrickeason
3 жыл бұрын
Seems like a Name I would have used in a Pro Wrestling game back in the day.. 😂
@FRANK45CASTLE
3 жыл бұрын
@@kenrickeason i know right! Gotta admit it outrageous and badass. Its like 3 80s movies in one title. Which was Probably the point lol. I cant get over that guy beating on that couch with his hand folding on the strikes 😂.
@kenrickeason
3 жыл бұрын
@@FRANK45CASTLE You say it all for me 😂😂😂😂 and You 100% right..
@AlphaFlight
3 жыл бұрын
I agree. When they started talking about samurais. I pictured samurai cop there as his back story
@TheLordSheogorath
3 жыл бұрын
How u made those awesome emojis
@DariaMorgandoffer
3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to Kyle and his beautiful little ones..
@thecaptain4512
3 жыл бұрын
Probably never going to do a cartwheel. Sir, more relatable words have never been spoken.
@daviddenis4178
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I had a bit of an existential moment there.
@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht
3 жыл бұрын
Brenda: "My whole family is dead because of you! You ruined my life, and I will never find happiness again! Now come with me if you want to live!"
@Qira.
3 жыл бұрын
"My job is to protect your loathsome a** from the *Rushins™* and *Beekeeping Ninja™* (Covid Edition)." IDK, I can't follow the story either.
@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht
3 жыл бұрын
@Sleepy G. It's got electrolytes! Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
@BuioPestato
3 жыл бұрын
Brenda has a british accent because she's from the posh side of Honk Kong, and the confederate flag is due to her grandfather being a general, General Lee
@DCI-Frank-Burnside
3 жыл бұрын
Plausible. I was working on the assumption that she was an Oxford University graduate with honors in American history, who had become infatuated with the separatist states, before embarking on her quest for revenge over the whole 'formula' thing.
@cvspvr
3 жыл бұрын
@@DCI-Frank-Burnside i was working on the assumption that this movie sucks ass
@IsmailofeRegime
2 жыл бұрын
@@cvspvr Yeah I'm pretty sure the writer(s) of this film didn't develop an elaborate backstory about a character's pants. After all, this isn't Japan.
@t045tSKT
9 ай бұрын
You travel 500 miles for that joke.
@BradsPitts.
3 жыл бұрын
"I hope your actions are nearly as strong as your words." "...Yeah."
@MisterBrimm
3 жыл бұрын
10 years went by in a flash. Now I'm old, and Mark needs a million subs already.
@kenrickeason
3 жыл бұрын
I want him to get it.. Good dude..
@behemothnemoth
3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how he doesn't, been watching him for at least 5 years and have been seeing people say this the whole time.
@z304legend
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah no. Being happy and talkative doesn't deserve anything. You get what you get
@seanmatthewking
3 жыл бұрын
@@z304legend You get what you get. Great insight Zach. Really enlightening stuff. 0 likes huh? Guess you get what you get.
@apolloathena8140
3 жыл бұрын
@@seanmatthewking Zach used to be such a cool name too. Guess that ended when Zachary Ruckh was born
@MarilynWanjiru
3 жыл бұрын
The ninja having an "ocular disability," had me in stitches for a good 2 min.
@nathanielzuranski
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, every time I get a notification and it's you, it's always when I'm doing something, say, "c'mon, I'm trying to do my life," and then stop whatever I'm doing and watch your video. Every single time.
@jmdesantis
3 жыл бұрын
This just happened to me. I had stuff to do this morning, but I couldn't even pause to watch later. 😅 Great video--every time.
@midnightblues9895
3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!
@TheH454
3 жыл бұрын
That popcorn bit at the end is genius. Also, so many diamond wipes and a single star wipe? Somebody needs to give the editor a talking to.
@schreiberyannick8180
3 жыл бұрын
Finally an old 'wierd' movie which made its way to Germany and which got an awful translation! By the way: the German title is 'Das Todesschwert der Ninja" (The Deathsword of the Ninja) - which is equally confusing, misleading and just plain stupid. Thanks to Mark for the new video! It has been an awesome year so far!
@docwho2828
4 ай бұрын
Sie sprechen mir aus der Seele! In unserem Freundeskreis ist dieser Film Kult , vor allem die ersten Minuten. Eine Freundin gab sogar ihrer Rollenspiel-Figur den Decknamen Becky Brenda.
@eyeln9ne696
3 жыл бұрын
I love the when they edit the same attack 3 times quickly. The old Jean-Claude Van Damme movies did this a lot.
@FINNSTIGAT0R
3 жыл бұрын
With the exception that JCVD's kicks n shit were edited from different angles
@FGuilt
3 жыл бұрын
I see Mark with that "TOO the show" intro, and my happy tickle starts acting up.
@CapucineNighly
3 жыл бұрын
Lol... Hocus Pocus. Lost all seriousness. 😂
@nobody-9838
3 жыл бұрын
I see you've never had a mystical paper plane thrown at you.
@pommie5093
3 жыл бұрын
I was totally thinking about how much I love those green shorts-you're right Mark, it is hard to resist them!
@DariaMorgandoffer
3 жыл бұрын
Waiting for my tank top and coffee mug to arrive so I can binge my favorite channel the right way
@batman_overlord
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats to Kyle! And happy 10th anniversary Mark.
@allymcnally6639
3 жыл бұрын
The guy who says "So... Mark got himself quite a nice little restaurant. Ha ha ha aaa. " totally sounds like Tommy Wiseau. Hahahaha nice restaurant Mark. You're so crazy! Also, is it just me or does David look like Asian Will Wheaton?
@ParadoxapocalypSatan
3 жыл бұрын
And the Martin guy sounds like Donald Trump
@ParadoxapocalypSatan
3 жыл бұрын
Oh wait, it's the same guy. Yeah, his laugh is 100% Wiseau
@floatpvnk
2 жыл бұрын
He looks like Asian wil wheaton
@jediknightmark3599
3 жыл бұрын
Just pass the kick on to somebody else 🤣🤣🤣
@owie4070
3 жыл бұрын
I've seen channels with a million subs who give their subscribers nothing and only try to sell merch. This guy sure does show his appreciation. Happy 10th anniversary Mark.
@mcnuggets2011
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Mark has uploaded as many videos during this Pandemic then as his entire run in 2018 and 19 is amazing. Keep it up man!
@tonypeppermint5329
3 жыл бұрын
Always love it when Mark adds himself into the scene, absolutely smooth.
@kurotodan5222
3 жыл бұрын
12:20 I lost it at Mark commentary 🤣
@h-linetv1082
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but the close-ups at 18:31 are so hilarious. Then, Mark just walks in in the background with a bathrobe, a coffee mug, and his own great closeups. 😂
@12345.......
3 жыл бұрын
Uh, hey can I talk to you guys for a sec? 🤣
@h-linetv1082
3 жыл бұрын
@@12345....... He just said that he likes improv because he can go off on a tangent. That's a great example! 😂
@levelheaded0038
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that air b&b skit. I was crying with laughter
@lexocet
3 жыл бұрын
It has to be Tommy Wiseau doing the dubbing for that Russian Martin guy. Just waited to hear that infamous "Oh, hi Tanaga" in the first office scene.
@Claypidgeon162
3 жыл бұрын
Even if it isn't, it might be a clue as to what f-ing country Wiseau comes from.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
3 жыл бұрын
Oh, man - Brenda’s hairstyle with the popped collars and/or half-popped... high-waisted pleated ‘slacks’ with narrow belts. ALL the girls in my church circa 1982. lol We guys had to leave our neon pants at home on Sundays, but you could land rc aircraft on the shoulder pads of our suits. 🤣🤣🤣 Congrats on 10 years. Thanks for all the laughs.
@MegaBIGJOE64
2 жыл бұрын
HOCUS POCUS : finally real magic in a movie packed with great actors, great dialogs and extraordinary NINJA action ! Thanks Mark for that magnificent description of all the events shown in this masterpiece of a movie.
@jesseperry9602
3 жыл бұрын
The bit with the tracking device in the jacket is why I am now subscribed. Thanks for the laughs. :)
@toddpeterson5904
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure this is from the same people that did Mind Trap, but maybe this movie IS another mind trap
@michaelmurphy2786
3 жыл бұрын
I think the biggest change for me during lockdown has been waking up and not putting an ether soaked rag in my pocket. Is life even worth it without the ability to non-violently knock out random strangers in the street?
@pdpauldelaney
3 жыл бұрын
I read your comment before finishing this video; I’ll tell ya, it’s way more understandable with context haha!
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain
3 жыл бұрын
Bill Paxton's "Game over man!", took me by surprise and was absolutely perfect 😂
@samamies88
3 жыл бұрын
17:44 Did Mark edit Dialogue from The Room... or is that original audio? If so then i think we found where Wiseau got his inspiration from for the weird eastern sounding laughter
@blumpkins8000
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed really hard at Mark shook the dust out of his hair
@transposestudios
3 жыл бұрын
I can' t even count the times I've left home thinking, "thank goodness I've got my ether soaked rag!!!!"
@ellanes77
3 жыл бұрын
I’m in my 40’s and I’ve never been able to flip off a diving board. Thank you for not making me feel alone
@katroamleft4721
3 жыл бұрын
Mark... I so needed this upload. You are my go to anxiety/insomnia content. "💜💜
@Dodgera-ED-Wolff
3 жыл бұрын
Velocipastor is one about a priest who has to team up with a prostitute after finding out he can turn into a raptor to fight ninjas
@troodon1096
3 жыл бұрын
Only when fighting ninjas? Seems oddly specific.
@Dodgera-ED-Wolff
3 жыл бұрын
@@troodon1096 Not only when he fights them but he uses it to fight them. He discovers it only after he travels to Asia
@brentsonier
3 жыл бұрын
Mark's after-show thoughts...."Damn, I should've used the 5-diamond wipe when i revealed my green screen."
@FelixMichaelT83
3 жыл бұрын
I just thank God for giving me a new day to see Weird Movies with Mark P.S.: You should review Maniac Cop
@illmsg77
Жыл бұрын
Seriously, dueling monologues would be hilarious! They escalate and get louder and sweaty and mildly violent. YES!!!
@Top10WizardReviews
3 жыл бұрын
This movie was edited by the guy who edits all the bowling alley videos that play when you get a strike, gutter-ball, etc.
@JacksonWithrow82
3 жыл бұрын
"He maintains his ninja focus with more beer" lololol
@mammuchan8923
3 жыл бұрын
OMG this was one of your best ever, I was laughing so hard my husband got concerned. That David and Larry Bromance 😆
@ShinySephiroth1
3 жыл бұрын
0:59 I can still hear the snap from that video *shudder*
@sevenstone1091
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats to Kyle and Family! It looks like the switch will get some good use.
@albertoamoruso7711
3 жыл бұрын
That footage of Ninja Mark hurting his back still gives me backache
@ShinySephiroth1
3 жыл бұрын
YES! I was looking for someone else who mentioned this. I can still hear the crack from the OG video.
@albertoamoruso7711
3 жыл бұрын
@@ShinySephiroth1 Hardcore Mark Enjoyers
@ravenlord4
3 жыл бұрын
So we have Taiwanese leads racing against Russian operatives to find a Japanese scientist/alchemist. Then a Chinese third party shows up for the hunt with a "hocus pocus" wizard, so team Taiwan counters by bringing in an American "commando ninja". Oh, and the whole thing is dubbed in horrendous British English. After actually typing that, I am wondering if maybe the Amish are on to something . . .
@justinwilliam4644
3 жыл бұрын
The only time I've seen the trough urinal is in primary and high school. Brought back memories .in Australia anyways prolly different in Canada/states
@mattjohnson8585
3 жыл бұрын
Guess it's time for me to go out and get a lime-green everything.
@nobody-9838
3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you're ready for that much tail?
@gillianmeek45
3 жыл бұрын
Now we know the real reason for everyone wearing green on st Patrick's day
@vivekrao8958
3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha....the staring thing and the airbnb was too good 🤣🤣🤣
@voiddweller9622
3 жыл бұрын
"What the hell, dude!?" has to be his best recurring line
@sunnypandey6630
3 жыл бұрын
I found this channel years ago .. and haven't left ever since
@francisthepope8290
3 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed so much for a long time.
@joshuablack8221
2 жыл бұрын
11:59 “…maybe someone stupid…” 😂💯😂
@AlbinoTuxedo
3 жыл бұрын
Amazing that you've been doing this for so long! You're one of the best examples of the movie review format and you humor never fails to amuse me. Here's to a successful future! You deserve it
13:38 I love the face change he makes after the ninja stars miss him. Lol
@celticwarrior6349
3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Kyle...and Congrats Mark for 10th anniversary...luv the vids👍Mark...
@francispepito6972
3 жыл бұрын
Where's the hocus pokus? That's it? 😂😂 And Mark hitting on Brenda.. Should've worn the green shirt or shorts. 😂😂😂
@calcharland5650
3 жыл бұрын
No need to joke around Mark I lost my father to loose wooden sticks and plastic buckets
@nobody-9838
3 жыл бұрын
So he kicked the bucket, huh? Seems he didn't want to stick around this world anymore, eh.
@calcharland5650
3 жыл бұрын
@@nobody-9838 too soon man. Too soon
@johnnythewalrus
3 жыл бұрын
Was he a ninja?
@GingerZombie29
3 жыл бұрын
I love Mark saying "Welcome back *TO* the show"
@docsnake
3 жыл бұрын
Was just hoping you would post again and here you are!
@l456tatertot3
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of Marks video’s are the parts he inserts himself in...hysterical! Mark you’re incredibly talented and funny, thank you for brightening up my day 😘
@sudoDavid
3 жыл бұрын
love the bloopers!!
@joshuablack8221
3 жыл бұрын
I’m thankful for these ridiculous movies because they make me laugh my butt off and it’s so good 😂😂😂
@camerontarantino5425
3 жыл бұрын
Still don't understand the small amount of subs this man has
@purplepacks7175
3 жыл бұрын
Same here I've commented this multiple times I have no idea why he doesn't Have more but all his subs are consistent viewers hes got a good fanbase
@targard.quantumfrack6854
3 жыл бұрын
This is still a lot of people, imagine yourself speaking to 177 000 people. Cheers from Paris.
@dvswia1831
3 жыл бұрын
Hiding on the ladder was really something!
@jeremiahalexander5513
3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm. Now I’m craving grilled lettuce.
@allenpoe17
3 жыл бұрын
Wash it down with some microwaved strawberries.
@HEARTS-OF-SPACE
3 жыл бұрын
Mark, you deserve more subs. Truly great work, my guy. I love when you insert yourself into the scenes, it's hilarious and the effect is well done. Keep it up!
@marcosrecio4062
3 жыл бұрын
This was probably made by Godfrey Ho,the guy made like 138 movies doing that cut and paste thing
@ThePaintingClinic
3 жыл бұрын
It was.
@iaincowell9747
3 жыл бұрын
@@ThePaintingClinic No it wasn't.
@jamestargaryen9588
3 жыл бұрын
The frickin Air BnB bit killed me dead 😂
@starkparker16
3 жыл бұрын
My fellow male Dodger fans know the anxiety that comes from peeing in a trough while facing another man from across the trough. Eye contact must be avoided at all costs. No conversation is permitted. It's best to hold it and pee in the parking lot after the game.
@leland0
3 жыл бұрын
"Damn it, he's not inside the jacket!" XD
@cseguin
3 жыл бұрын
The title is classic . . . a jumble of "action" words smashed together . . . what next - a fantasy movie called _Hobbit Dragon Magic?_
@allenpoe17
3 жыл бұрын
Horror movie: Bloody Stab Killer No one dies until the last 30 seconds.
@jameswhittingham8027
3 жыл бұрын
Ninja Hunt. I remember asking my mum to rent it from the video store in about 1988 because it had the word "ninja" in the title which, at the time, I took to be a byword for cinematic excellence. Although I had undoubtedly seen rubbish films before then, this was the first film I remember watching and thinking: "I've made a terrible mistake here. This film is absolutely awful." It was no American Ninja!
@TheTb2364
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I just see a tree and want to climb it, but then I realise I'm standing sideways to it and it's no good...
@fookinpikee
3 жыл бұрын
Glad a family won the prize. Keep up the good work Mark, I really look forward to these. Thanks man!
@DariaMorgandoffer
3 жыл бұрын
Don't feel bad my silly self scared to do a Somersault and cartwheels..for some reason I'm scared to flip my body..u might snap my neck..or just embarrassing the life out of myself
@nobody-9838
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, once I tried to do a backflip... I only made it half way. Let's say I learned my lesson and never tried again.
@WatchingTrainsGoBy-PassingTime
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats Kyle and family. And happy 10th anniversary Mark
@tecumsehcristero
3 жыл бұрын
They clearly thought that the Confederate Flag was just a weird British Flag
@kenrickeason
3 жыл бұрын
They had to though that.. it's the only explanation we can think of..
@taviss2775
2 жыл бұрын
This channel is criminally underrated.
@ooferrell
3 жыл бұрын
I think the American part of this movie has to do with the American 80s outfits they are wearing.
@Virtualglue
3 жыл бұрын
That add on at the end, bro. LMAO perfect
@beggar1015
3 жыл бұрын
The fashions in this movie deserve their own video commentary.
@sockmonkey22
9 ай бұрын
Chicago Cubs’ Wrigley Field had the trough toilets when I was a kid, late 1960’s.😄
@jamesellis8364
3 жыл бұрын
A man who actually got video of the people who actually won a thing that somebody promised. A small modicum of my faith in humanity is restored.
@obipaulkenobi8905
3 жыл бұрын
17:44 - That Tommy Wiseau impression is incredible!
@lawrencedanastorg7600
Жыл бұрын
You are the funniest commentor of cheap movies that I ever seen. I like when you include yourself in a scene and talk to the other actors.
@ethericboy
2 жыл бұрын
That was stellar voice acting;and I love how they managed to find the right cars for the 70"s period
@user-account-not-found
3 жыл бұрын
Best skit yet
@RobBreatheInTheAir
3 жыл бұрын
You make me laugh more than anybody on KZitem
@TDghf
3 жыл бұрын
Mark you are my favourite movie reviewer never bored with your videos. Keep it up man Ur way underrated
@rafaelbeltrame
3 жыл бұрын
Yey, a martial arts one! Thanks for another great episode. You know Mark is in your life when you see a movie and wonders how would mark react. ( Watching a full song dance scene from The Midnight Hour-1985)
@Morboeatspeople
8 ай бұрын
When you had the powder in your hair, you totally looked like Bryan Fury, from Tekken lol
@shawnfields2369
Ай бұрын
He either looked like Bryan Fury, from Tekken or Nero(from DMC4 & 5), in a business suit. Which is to say, Mark looked cool. But, if they ever make a good Tekken movie, (because Tekken is awesome), somebody out there, cast Mark as Bryan Fury or maybe Lee Chaolan, with sunglasses, or maybe Paul Phoenix, (with or without the insane hairstyle).
@jeffreyclaus9696
3 жыл бұрын
Hey Mark thanks for the great content got me through the pandemic and a terrible depression. Love the new effects too. The hocus pocus bit was irresistible low hand hanging fruit but perfectly executed, FATALITY!
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