@@jharvable or so the germans would have us believe
@rustyshackleford9877
Жыл бұрын
@@user-qs7ed2ly5o Reminds me of the Tragedy.
@danielmccormick2667
Жыл бұрын
@@rustyshackleford9877 Oh don't laugh at 9/11
@-jq8gt
5 жыл бұрын
You can listen to your favorite music over and over and not get tired of it. You can watch your favorite movies a few times a year and not get tired of it. But when you can listen to the same jokes over and over and not get tired of it, well then you know you're listening to a legend.
@cobrahklutch9779
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Fog Norm is arguably the greatest of all time. To me he is the goat
@3JuiceBeetle
4 жыл бұрын
And then you listen to norm.
@BrianFedirko
4 жыл бұрын
i've noticed that recently with norm... performs to perfection...
@jaysonwilson2697
2 жыл бұрын
Insanely true..so..true!!
@kinghadbar
Жыл бұрын
Norm describing the news is amazing.
@rhettbh
5 жыл бұрын
Through sheer tyranny of will, Norm could light up a room.
@JackBirdbath
Жыл бұрын
And he didn’t have a fuckin light or nothin like that
@marknoble5495
Жыл бұрын
It’s no inside but it’s alright.
@HectorGomez-kv9cs
Жыл бұрын
Fuck you I'm hanging with Janice
@BurnDoubt
Жыл бұрын
I do miss Janice But I miss Norm more
@subhrajyotidas
Жыл бұрын
When you say room perchance you mean the inside of a doghouse?
@SerErryk
Жыл бұрын
I miss Norm. 😭 But you know who I miss more? Janice.
@bishopp14
Жыл бұрын
Your comment deserves more than 37 votes my good man. I've done everything in my power to get you to 38 but if I'm being honest with you it's still too low.
@notwick441
Жыл бұрын
That's like three references to three different Norm jokes
@driftless7134
9 ай бұрын
You know who I miss?? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.
@matttherrien9608
9 ай бұрын
I put Janice in a very, very deep grave.
@WhoBeSilly
8 ай бұрын
Don't worry, Janice should come bounding down out of the scraggly woods any minute now. At least her car is okay.
@Jonathan-xt6jw
Жыл бұрын
Using the term: "I know there's no river long enough doesn't contain a bend," to express that he can't say for sure he would never murder someone is a top tier Norm joke.
@wynnecs
Жыл бұрын
Just a woman lol. Left options open for a man
@Jonathan-xt6jw
Жыл бұрын
@@cryptochangos5918 No problem! It's pretty much what it sounds like. The phrase implies that if something goes on for long enough it is bound to change course in time.
@emcdonald85
Жыл бұрын
@cryptochangos5918 "A liile bit" in English is like if a Mate is talking too long, you slowly close your finger to the thumb.
@Djcookiemonster
Жыл бұрын
10/10 Up there with moth and oj Norm material
@BurnDoubt
Жыл бұрын
Anyone else craving a delicious cheese sandwich?
@stabyourcat
Жыл бұрын
That News story joke… no one in the history of comedy could ever come remotely close to pulling that off. Just a master.
@driftless7134
9 ай бұрын
One of the finest stand-up bits of all time.
@Oliver0200
Жыл бұрын
David letterman did a great job not interuppting or stopping norm at all during the very long story
@butchie2752
Жыл бұрын
He wouldn’t interrupt Picasso while he was painting either. Just sayin’
@laqueenawilliams4762
Жыл бұрын
He add fuel to the fire. Him and Conan is great with norm
@joelluongo7419
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that is right. The genius of Letterman is his sense of humor.. you just let that ball continue to roll.. because you have already experienced that Macdonald will deliver the humor any second!
@rebeccabraun
Жыл бұрын
@@joelluongo7419 yeah it's genius to just shut up and listen 😂
@FredGSanford.
Жыл бұрын
@@laqueenawilliams4762 freelancing the scrabble board.
@sliceserve234
Жыл бұрын
the bed and breakfast bit is 1000% Norm humor, at first I wasn't smiling much, then I was smiling a lot, and then I was laughing out loud. That's how he gotcha.
@goodguycwyzz4768
Жыл бұрын
Same. When he got to the old guy playing hat in the corner I was laughing pretty hard the rest of the way
@Sledgehammer003
10 ай бұрын
He got laughs (even out of Dave) by explaining the concept of a bed and breakfast as he would to a 5 year old. That is art.
@sliceserve234
10 ай бұрын
@@Sledgehammer003 It is far more sophisticated comedic timing and set up than explaining as you would to a five year old.
@RohirimSass
10 ай бұрын
Was there a version where the old guy said "Well, I was trying to tire you out so I could have sex with you" or something?
@OMGclueless
9 ай бұрын
Sometimes I wonder if there was a punchline that David messed up by asking about breakfast and Norm just rolled with it, or if there was never a punchline in the first place.
@seanheany444
2 жыл бұрын
The man could go from 60 IQ to 270 IQ whenever haha
@lickitysplit3575
Жыл бұрын
That's wildly accurate lol
@brandonschwab7234
Жыл бұрын
Regis cost Paul Newman's charity $500k
@guhankns
Жыл бұрын
People who don't mind looking like a fool are also the ones that have high intelligence
@lickitysplit3575
Жыл бұрын
@@guhankns Except for that one retarded guy who used to be in my second grade class who would throw shit at the walls and pull down his pants to pee on the ground. He looked like a fool because, well....
@skontorigga
Жыл бұрын
@@brandonschwab7234 Paul Newman's charity told me, they never got over it
@travislarson7968
Жыл бұрын
Only Norm Macdonald can tell a story about Scrabble and make it interesting and funny. On the biggest talk show none the less.
@callmeshaggy5166
Жыл бұрын
Uh oh, old Harold Delaney wants to have sex with me there.
@VicDumb
Жыл бұрын
It's been a year Norm. We miss you. RIP Sir Norm
@kdburner7356
Жыл бұрын
what’s with all the plurals
@lastofthemohicans4665
Жыл бұрын
😪♥️
@LizaFan
Жыл бұрын
Feels like an eternity.
@VicDumb
Жыл бұрын
@@LizaFan I think about him all the time😢. I do crappy impressions of people, but it's fun and I enjoy doing it, it was Norm's impression of Bob Dole that got me into it. A man I never met affected my life so much God I miss him
@Juan_Jon_Crouton
Жыл бұрын
he wasnt a knight but he like the night
@DaveLL500
10 ай бұрын
The Janice story began as an indictment on the shallow state of current news media and ended as a study on the evil depths of human behavior. And Norm's genius had us laughing all the way through. The world is a lesser place without this ol' chunk of coal.
@chrisbender4987
Жыл бұрын
You could never steal jokes from Norm because you need his delivery to tell them. RIP Buddy.
@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
Жыл бұрын
Janice is the type of person who could walk into a room and light it up by flipping on the light switch.
@oo-hk6zd
2 жыл бұрын
Norms comedy is medicine for the soul.
@GigaBoost
Жыл бұрын
I didn't even know you were sick
@dagwood5041
Жыл бұрын
@@GigaBoost turns out he hated jews
@WildPrimitiveSkills
Жыл бұрын
It really is.
@praywithpio6028
Жыл бұрын
and homeopathic supplement for the spirit
@purleybaker
Жыл бұрын
"Through sheer tyranny of will". I'm going to borrow that gem.
@DanielJimenez-vq5gw
Жыл бұрын
"I would never, never kill a lady in cold blood." [crowd roars with applause]
@Ale-do3rn
Жыл бұрын
The worst thing about killing a woman in cold blood is the hipocrisy.
@AB-ee5tb
11 ай бұрын
At least he wasn’t a hypocrite
@rickwrites2612
10 ай бұрын
Well its not like crimes of passion arw always free of hypocrisy either.
@uGotGot1618
Жыл бұрын
That whole chunk of standup just kept getting better and better.
@panzerlambert1194
2 жыл бұрын
The most underrated and talented comics ever. Norm is one of the greats
@BazColne
5 жыл бұрын
Such brilliant delivery and timing. Unique.
@bobbyhernandez7117
11 ай бұрын
Knife Raping how wife had got to be the funniest anti-punch line I've ever heard i love this man
@Fearless3773
4 жыл бұрын
Norms jokes are like Tarantino movies
@jonahclark859
Жыл бұрын
literally in what way
@Fearless3773
Жыл бұрын
@@jonahclark859 bro this was 2 years ago when I was high 25/8, so who knows what I meant lol!? Maybe I just meant his jokes are long and drawn out, but totally worth it in the end.
@normie2716
Жыл бұрын
In both Tarantino movies and Norm's jokes, some lady ends up in a deep grave. See Kill Bill Vol. 2 and this video for reference.
@fumothfan9
Жыл бұрын
Lmao tru
@Afflictamine
Жыл бұрын
but without the foot fetish and subtle pedophilia
@travershipkiss
3 ай бұрын
If Norm was still alive, he would be a living legend.
@ChristopherJohn4389
Жыл бұрын
I'll never stop watching Norm
@eatabowlofshit
Жыл бұрын
That Janice story drags on for way too long and I love it 😂
@becameabird
Жыл бұрын
Stop pretending to be dead, Norm
@joeypieklo3935
Жыл бұрын
Dude that Janice bit was BRUTAL! That’s why I love Norm
@ScoundrelSFB
2 жыл бұрын
Yesterday we lost a real voice of comedy. Might as well be the day laughter died. Rest in peace Norm.
@robertgermainii7813
2 жыл бұрын
Yes 👍
@elNitemare
Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe it’s been over a year
@bigbowlowrong4694
Жыл бұрын
The ol’ Harold Delaney story has no right being as funny as it is😆
@Tonyhouse1168
Жыл бұрын
I’ll never forget Norm saying “if you die from cancer, you didn’t lose the fight. I’m pretty sure the cancer dies with you.” He was a savant and a good-hearted guy; I bet he owned a doghouse
@edvill4315
Жыл бұрын
He definitely didn’t own a 🐢 😂. True legend.
@ToriOdevlin-mx3rh
Жыл бұрын
He said the way I see it the cancer dies with you so it's not loosing the battle it's more like calling it a draw
@laurenlockdown2791
Жыл бұрын
@@edvill4315 no Cuff ...no Link.
@xanderdaniels8284
10 ай бұрын
Something about the way he delivered the line “do that thing that makes you feel like GOD” had me in tears
@777thetruth2
Жыл бұрын
I always remember how Norm would say “a” instead of an, in a sentence where it belongs! Like he said, “The news used to be half “a” hour!” “Remember when it was half “a” hour?”
@PoonScurvy
Жыл бұрын
"I'm going to ride a rollercoaster and eat a egg"
@call.3435
Жыл бұрын
There really is something genius in his use of abnormal, misplaced, and outdated words. All the money in the world couldn't replicate Norm.
@HonkyTonkHellraiser
10 ай бұрын
He did that intentionally
@paramvirsinghsandhu9
Жыл бұрын
Norm takes us through life even though he is gone. Hopefully to a way better place.
@YoureRatherDumb
Жыл бұрын
He's floating on a cloud playing a harp and looking down laughing at his friends getting raped by the devil.
@dyerseve45
10 ай бұрын
If it's there, so is he
@avertismentguy62
4 жыл бұрын
This must be the funniest thing to watch when stoned
@riccardoverde4683
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know. those things hurt.
@AlanaBananaCanada
4 жыл бұрын
I finally got my acid flashback watching this
@djeuphoria2273
4 жыл бұрын
Yup norms fucking hilarious when baked
@AltarOfHate666
Жыл бұрын
@@riccardoverde4683 The guy throwing those things is a real jerk.
@kenneth6211
Жыл бұрын
@@AlanaBananaCanada ahh, a fellow drug dollar stretcher
@normmacdonald7041
4 жыл бұрын
Janice was a good girl, Mama's apple pie...4th of July...
@scottlombardi4603
Жыл бұрын
She was a hooker!!
@timmarkham3695
Жыл бұрын
She was a hooka!
@watchingyoutube5093
Жыл бұрын
SHE WAS A HOOKER
@HerculesCoronaBorealis
Жыл бұрын
My word! In tears of laughs. Love this legend. His jokes within jokes within jokes is so great.
@modsquad20
Жыл бұрын
I think Norm went through the whole Harold Delaney story just so he could say "a boot."
@FierceShoRyuken
10 ай бұрын
It gets glossed over but the blank scrabble piece joke is so insightful, so observationally brilliant I'm astounded every time I hear it. The way his mind worked was singular.
@craig5169
Жыл бұрын
This Norm MacDonald guy seems like a great guy, I'd love to meet him some day- Fuck I forgot he died!
@kain0067
3 күн бұрын
Just your luck
@OnlyKidWithCamera
9 ай бұрын
Man, his bit on playing Scrabble with Old Harold is a thing of beauty. He was among a handful of completely original, totally unique comics. I listen to these compilations and laugh out loud as I’m driving. What a gift; to be able to make people laugh without resorting to the cheap tricks most commonly employed by comics these days. No wonder they all admire him so much. I hope he found peace and comfort through God in his last days.
@cobrahklutch9779
4 жыл бұрын
“You know when u gotta turn? You ever wanna turn to somebody? U know when u gotta turn?”
@ChristopherJohn4389
8 ай бұрын
The thing that makes Norm last forever is not the big jokes you remember, but the small ones that he fits in that you forgot.
@gh0styplays
8 ай бұрын
huh, I don't recall those "small jokes" you're talking about
@jekw23
Жыл бұрын
I love how I can listen to these again and again and they funnier even when you know what’s coming.
@loganrumpf7787
4 жыл бұрын
To understand the mind of Norm MacDonald, you just need to listen to the Janice saga. Sick, twisted, and hysterically funny!
@seanmercer2057
4 жыл бұрын
What is it?
@Elegant_Sausage
Жыл бұрын
I love that bit!! I remember first watching that stand up special with my dad❤ He passed from cancer also, 2 months after Norm. I miss them both! 😢
@111oooo
5 жыл бұрын
I love his bit on being attacked by your heart
@adammwalch
Жыл бұрын
"shallow grave" is my favorite Norm bit. RIP
@marcelolibermandeloreto5252
Жыл бұрын
Its so impressive the comedic timming that Norm had. He was the best of the best.
@sejlali1
3 жыл бұрын
Remember guys... You don't have to have cheese sandwiches in the van.... Unless you want to be known for your detailed work! 👍
@anthonytabura6346
Жыл бұрын
Norm's comedy was actually brilliant and ingenious because they came in Long stories where he remembered everybody's parts.. Like telling the story about the railway guy who like to beat up on homeless people and how the pig ended up being his wife.. Actually a very long joke requiring memory of said people what they were doing what was going on around them.. And then his flat Affleck in the way that he told it was actually when made it that way it was the punch and a kick all at the same time.. Norm was definitely one of a kind may, he rest in peace..
@grbggaming6885
7 ай бұрын
The office Conga line joke killed me. 😂😂😂
@kevinwheesysouthward9295
8 ай бұрын
He can take a 15 second bit and turn it into a 20 minute story, where nothing actually happens, and make people laugh the entire time. It was incredible
@hansTowns
Жыл бұрын
"We found her car in a taco bell parking lot. Dont worry about the car, its fine." I love those little weird comments he puts into his way too long stories.
@chosentonessournotes
11 ай бұрын
“How’s it going outside, Bill?” “Well it’s not inside but it’s fine…”
@runzoni
6 ай бұрын
I adore you Norm I adore you Dave 💚💚💚
@Donjuan77
6 ай бұрын
"You know the best part of a Work Place congo line....is when you look back and realize no one's behind you and you're in a Mental Institution" bahahahahahahashahaha
@mixmastermurphy
5 жыл бұрын
I miss Janice. #NeverForgetJanice
@AB-ee5tb
11 ай бұрын
I didn’t even know she was sick
@someminainabasement6875
Жыл бұрын
my brain is mush from that last joke, it was so dang funny but i just kept waiting and waiting and then the video ended and gosh you cant stop his jokes halfway through
@AndroxineVortex
Жыл бұрын
Norm could tell you that you've been diagnosed with cancer but his delivery would make you laugh
@Kramit2012
11 ай бұрын
Good ol’ Norm. The one guy that could take an uninteresting story and make it funny. An absolute legend. RIP
@DPMusicStudio
Жыл бұрын
I love that these clips aren’t the same old clips that are used in every other Norm clip compilation
@jimbrace4671
Жыл бұрын
'Can you get me an egg ick muffin?'
@bubbacosta8758
11 ай бұрын
I listen to these compilations all the time..Norm was a master of his craft…At least we get to hear all of his material anytime we want..
@garyenwards1608
Жыл бұрын
Do You know what the funniest part about doing an office Conga line is? When you look back and realize you're doing it alone and you're not in an office you're in a psychiatric hospital
@redsoxfox
8 ай бұрын
I love how Norm would go on talk shows and just talk whatever forever…
@sp22m3
8 ай бұрын
The bed and breakfast joke was hilarious because it was a long rambling waste of time during prime time tv. Every second that goes by is expensive and potential ad money... but he just went on and on in mundane detail about a scrabble game. Hilarious.
@mattbrown1214
Жыл бұрын
simply the best. better than all the rest
@juliepeterson6639
Жыл бұрын
This is perfect, I love Norm always.
@stevestroh2267
Жыл бұрын
Man, I’d sure like to meet Janice someday, oh fuck. She vanished. I am very sorry now that I didn’t see Norm’s act at least once.
@finnibertlunchiken7792
5 жыл бұрын
I like your choices here. Some of his best bits.
@anuragdhondge9579
Жыл бұрын
The Janice bit is a masterpiece.
@jotunmarty
5 жыл бұрын
about half a hour was right amount for news - just like the way he says half a hour
@philmckenna5709
Жыл бұрын
Half AN hour
@fastball2111
Жыл бұрын
@@philmckenna5709 did you watch the video
@dissmogaming1186
Жыл бұрын
that richard clock joke has me in
@viggo8213
Жыл бұрын
He got applause for saying he wouldn't kill a woman in cold blood
@DaveSwart
Жыл бұрын
8:15 “Half a hour.” The weird genius…
@LSPig
Жыл бұрын
20 seconds in and I'm already fucking dying at the Richard Clock joke
@rickmacdonald5575
Жыл бұрын
It seems like it wouldn’t be hard to imitate Norm and be funny but goddamn it’s harder than you’d think
@mannyperalta8629
5 жыл бұрын
GOAT
@918kickinwing
Жыл бұрын
I'm trying to paint corners and trim on a wall and this cheese sandwich joke made me start over a few times already.
@coreycox6679
Жыл бұрын
The thing about Norm Macdonald is that u have to stick around for the punchline lol
@butchie2752
Жыл бұрын
For me, the thing about norm is you’re already laughing before he gets to the punchline and you knew the punchline anyway. The other thing is he tells stories, everybody else just tells jokes. Big difference.
@coreycox6679
Жыл бұрын
@@butchie2752 He has regular jokes too but I know what you mean and you're right.
@BigDevax
Жыл бұрын
You never heard tell of a BOOT?
@leswhynin913
9 ай бұрын
RIP ol Harold Delaney
@oliveralbig5542
7 ай бұрын
Absolute comic genius
@robertwood9532
10 ай бұрын
The Janice bit is a comic masterpiece.
@HonkyTonkHellraiser
10 ай бұрын
Thru sheer tyranny of will she can illuminate a room.
@mathiasjameson9574
Жыл бұрын
“Which is fine nowadays” 😂😂😂😂
@Ledhead223
4 жыл бұрын
Nice compilation, some of his less popular bits. Still just as funny
@maxtew6521
4 жыл бұрын
Those serial killers do get a little hasty.
@pampatrader241
Жыл бұрын
Masterpiece!
@nwonomad
2 жыл бұрын
I've been trading stock for 15 years and I react exactly the same way about the Dow Jones and the NASDAQ
@HonkyTonkHellraiser
10 ай бұрын
Norm's eating pizza, while Janice is eating cheese sandwiches
@FranssensM
8 ай бұрын
That news segment, with Janice. That is one of the funniest bits ever. The way he uses language, the phrases and structure of the sentences. It makes all the jokes hit harder. Is there a way to give up Pauly Shore and get Norm back? We need Norm.
@jamesdim
Жыл бұрын
This whole story is so silly Dave can't help laughing!
@DanLoFat
Жыл бұрын
God every time I hear the shallow grave joke it is such a shaggy dog tail just to get to that punch line that comes out of nowhere a very very very deep punchline. Sweet baby Jesus ribs Norm Macdonald the funniest goddamn person
@RobertoWCruz
Жыл бұрын
I miss him so much
@lukesta12
11 ай бұрын
If you're wondering who old Delaney actually was, well you guessed it...Frank Stallone
@septicinspector769
11 ай бұрын
Why do I so much live this human person?!
@oatmealhoney7446
Жыл бұрын
He’s so adorable tho
@frokeasbuck2068
6 ай бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see Norm compilation, I watch.
@R4R0Y
Жыл бұрын
His way of talking is unique and thats what i like.
@eivindharaldseid1153
Жыл бұрын
He's in heaven with Janice right now. Eating pizza.
@byHexted
11 ай бұрын
One of the only words that could make “rape” MORE DARK is throwing “knife” in front of it 💀💀💀 it’s like you take a phrase that for a lot of people is already triggering and hard to talk about, but a phrase like “knife r*pe” just makes you cringe and shudder
@ianscarlett6884
10 ай бұрын
"Doing that thing that makes me feel like god" is a more subtle but equally disturbing phrase
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