The thing I love most about Norm's jokes is that I never know what the punchline is going to be.
@lilledrum
4 жыл бұрын
or when..
@MrBigspendn
3 жыл бұрын
True dat
@arcxjo
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this one was pretty obvious -- maybe not hardware store specifically, but it's pretty clear he wasn't in a restaurant as soon as the rant part started.
@blindi6326
3 жыл бұрын
@@arcxjo thats the joke
@lordstinson8095
2 жыл бұрын
The "when" part is actually what makes it so funny. You may know what he's gonna say, but you can't really predict when he's gonna strike and it catches you off-guard.
@ChubbyChecker182
5 жыл бұрын
He's so Polish he didn't realise he was telling a Polish joke.
@davedave1918
4 жыл бұрын
ChubbyChecker182 let it be known Dave Dave is the 69th like on this comment...farewell now
@sozeytozey
3 жыл бұрын
@Dave Dave Can I be you?
@jaypegtv
3 жыл бұрын
that is literally the joke.
@Hobby-zn7ce
3 жыл бұрын
@@WiggleJimmy You didn't even spell it correctly you dumb bigot jackass.
@notrappaport5340
3 жыл бұрын
@@WiggleJimmy Is he a Pollachius pollachius or a Pollachius virens? You really should be more specific.
@nullskull6860
2 жыл бұрын
Norm always acted like he found the secret of the universe and was just joking around since he already beat the game.
@mosienko1983
Жыл бұрын
Awesome comment.
@TheTrueNarthumpulous
Жыл бұрын
The way Conan put it "He was the smartest guy in the room pretending to be the dumbest."
@iFixJunk
Жыл бұрын
That is a really good way of describing him. Astute observation.
@barelyprotestant5365
Жыл бұрын
I mean, as a Christian that would be his belief.
@alexpetrovich85
Жыл бұрын
He found a way to make even God Himself laugh.
@fifihey
6 жыл бұрын
I love his smirk after he's said the punchline
@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect
4 жыл бұрын
Well how else would we know the jokes finished 🙄
@MrBigspendn
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, thank you. That's the funny thing behind Norm.
@MrBigspendn
3 жыл бұрын
@@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect Wait. What?
@pizzawar
2 жыл бұрын
that deviant glare he gets, his eyes flash just for a moment
@TransRoofKorean
2 жыл бұрын
he doesn't find it funny at all: in fact he thinks it's disgusting!
@AlimentariasPeru
3 жыл бұрын
Conan is the perfect host for Norm McDonald, he understands his rhythm, adds to the joke and looks legitly surprised for the punchline.
@scrapplepig
2 жыл бұрын
No he isn't....... Sorry just came from Monty Python video.
@pasteldecarne485
2 жыл бұрын
@@scrapplepig yes, he is
@scrapplepig
2 жыл бұрын
@@pasteldecarne485 He isn't
@pasteldecarne485
2 жыл бұрын
@@scrapplepig Yes, he is.
@andyboreland
2 жыл бұрын
@@pasteldecarne485 Is this the five minute argument, or the full half hour?
@luukeluketer1024
7 жыл бұрын
"Never judge a book by it's cover..unless it's Mein Kampf........"
@rosihantu1
3 жыл бұрын
A very underrated book
@thediaxd3747
3 жыл бұрын
@@rosihantu1 true
@badasman929
3 жыл бұрын
Bet
@Lanosrep
3 жыл бұрын
The more I hear about that fella the harder it is for me to like him
@foodstampfreddy5766
3 жыл бұрын
\o
@-ram-m2664
2 жыл бұрын
Having a Polish surname, I have heard them all. My father cleared it up for me. He said: "there is no such thing as a Polish joke. All of those stories are true."
@bluemamba5317
2 жыл бұрын
"My father cleared it up for me" did he Polish it?
@karolol127
2 жыл бұрын
Well it's true, am true polish man and few seconds before I even saw this thumbnail I thought about eating a fried sausage, rly!!! XDDD But it's damn delicious, you have to taste it.
@-ram-m2664
2 жыл бұрын
@@kejiri3593 Keeping in season...How do we know that Jesus was not born in Poland? --> they couldn't find 3 wise men. :D
@livedandletdie
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you can't get Kielbasa in store and tools to fix roof with, is it really a store?
@livedandletdie
2 жыл бұрын
@@-ram-m2664 Nah, that is not about Poland, that is about somewhere else, you know, because there used to be 3 wise men in Poland, they all went down to Israel so that they could enjoy the weather, hot women, and lots of cheap wine.
@Galantski
7 жыл бұрын
"Well, first of all, it's a hardware store." I always hate when that happens.
@justman1884
3 жыл бұрын
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
2 жыл бұрын
I knew something like that was coming😂🤣😂🤣😂
@walterlippmann6292
2 жыл бұрын
oh you must be Polish
@morethan3756
2 жыл бұрын
You heard about the Polish guy who won the Olympic gold medal and had it bronzed? -- Rodney Dangerfield.
@Flame1611
2 жыл бұрын
Wdym? All the hardware stores in my area sell Polish Sausages
@davesnothere1305
6 жыл бұрын
Timing and delivery are Norm's greatest talents.
@inflatablemattress2
2 жыл бұрын
Those are my talents as well. This was supposed to be a joke about being a dominoes driver
@beorlingo
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, being at the wrong store at the wrong time not being delivered what you asked for.
@AxxLAfriku
2 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear dav
@stademeister15
2 жыл бұрын
Ehhhh
@anything704
9 ай бұрын
His Timing Is UnReal 😮
@gapapawel5901
9 жыл бұрын
You don't sell sausage in hardware stores in US?
@cugierkoteczka
8 жыл бұрын
+Gapa P Americans can hardly locate their own country on a map.....
@Heruagarwaen
8 жыл бұрын
+Gapa P Norm is canadian
@gapapawel5901
8 жыл бұрын
Heruagarwaen didnt know. Thanks
@Galantski
7 жыл бұрын
Only the ones owned by Polish Americans.
@krzychuka
7 жыл бұрын
it's not. it's the third or fourth biggest country in the map.
@TheBehm08
4 жыл бұрын
“You talked to this guy for a WHILE” 😂
@RealJackHQ
4 жыл бұрын
That’s one of the rarest of rare times someone else got a genuine laugh from the audience during Norm’s routine.
@innerDialectic
3 жыл бұрын
@@RealJackHQ Nope Conan always delivers with Norm
@RealJackHQ
3 жыл бұрын
@@innerDialectic They just connect really well.
@CSRgamer
3 жыл бұрын
@@innerDialectic It was good timing too because Norm was running out of food items with nationalities attatched to them. I think he probably was planning on Conan interrupting there too
@dalegreer3095
3 жыл бұрын
@@CSRgamer Norm was like "Damn Conan! How long are you going to let me go on?!"
@irvingwashington8638
2 жыл бұрын
Spoczywaj w pokoju, Norm. Respect for you Norm in this sad moment from the Polish guy. Norm Macdonald 1959 - 2021
@stademeister15
2 жыл бұрын
Wut
@xXLoonoeXx
Жыл бұрын
He isn't polish btw
@hercules_144
11 ай бұрын
@@xXLoonoeXxyeah no shit
@maxalbon9557
11 ай бұрын
After all, the commenter at the top didn't write about it, that's not what he meant....@@xXLoonoeXx
@xXLoonoeXx
11 ай бұрын
@@maxalbon9557 I wrote in case someone thought he was polish since Norm has said he's polish even though he isn't.
@foosovsky
2 жыл бұрын
I’m Polish and I hate when I cannot buy some sausage in a hardware store
@xxthesarcasm
7 жыл бұрын
i need more examples.
@Ten_Thousand_Locusts
7 жыл бұрын
Rob Simpson Greek salad, fried chicken.
@serfer1983
6 жыл бұрын
Roasted Turkey. Get it??? TURKEY :D
@thebrazilianatlantis165
6 жыл бұрын
"i need more examples." Suppose someone comes into a hardware store and asks for Indonesian cheese, and the hardware store employee just assumes he's from Indonesia. Well that would make sense, actually. Who eats Indonesian cheese? Indonesians, chances are. Still, a hardware store?
@Mrpatderby
6 жыл бұрын
What if a guy wanted White Russian? I suppose You think he's white?
@K4inan
6 жыл бұрын
They actually order what the dish is called...
@contentbash
2 жыл бұрын
My father never laughed at anybody but he laughed at Norm Macdonald all the time. This one killed both of us.
@abbynormal8702
2 жыл бұрын
Me too. Norm didn't like to tell "jokes" but he was so good at them. My all time favorite was the pumpkin head joke.
@rodrikofharlaw6848
2 жыл бұрын
@@abbynormal8702 "I'm not much for jokes, kid" Rodney Dangerfield to Norm on the SNL set
@stademeister15
2 жыл бұрын
Nice to meet you Jesus, you coming back soon?
@Phapon920
Жыл бұрын
Rip 😔
@johnbowman3630
Жыл бұрын
My condolences.
@trainliker100
3 жыл бұрын
This is supposed to be the "definitive Polish joke": A traveling salesman is in a strange town and goes to a local neighborhood bar at the end of a hard day to relax. The bar is full of people and there is just one empty stool at the middle of the bar and he sits down. He's a friendly guy, being a salesman, and after ordering a beer, says in a loud voice "Hey everybody, I heard this really good Polish joke." Suddenly the room goes dead silent. The guy looks at the bartender and asks what happened. The bartender says, "Look fella. This bar is in a Polish neighborhood. All the patrons here are Polish. The bouncer by the door, the one seven foot tall not counting his head, he's Polish. And I own this establishment and I'm Polish. So you'd better consider all that before you tell your damn Polish joke." The salesman looks around at everybody and says, "I'm sorry. I didn't know. I'll tell it real slow."
@eddiemurphy6178
3 жыл бұрын
Excellent!
@10Dante4
3 жыл бұрын
I've heard the same but it was a blind guy going to a bar and was about to tell a misogynistic joke about women.
@Lord1885
3 жыл бұрын
"Nah, I'm not gonna explain it so many times" is better punchline!
@luxuryballer8291
2 жыл бұрын
I've heard this joke with every group in the world. Why do people vomit these ancient, tired jokes and insist they are brand new or original just because they changed one word?
@trainliker100
2 жыл бұрын
@@luxuryballer8291 Perhaps you don't understand that not everyone has HEARD every joke in the world. To someone who has not heard it, it is new. Also, I never claimed it was brand new or original.
@LudzieKochani
2 жыл бұрын
A man does not die when he dies, but when he is forgotten. He will never be forgotten. Rest in peace Norm
@TransRoofKorean
2 жыл бұрын
hahaha I tell my mother she should stop insulting our cat by calling the cat Polish [like herself]. She says that's a compliment! I told her Norm MacDonald, my favorite comiedian, a Polishman died, she said, "oh yeah, that's that's too bad!" I say "you want to watch a joke now?" she said "no" [^half a norm macD joke]
@Mark.13.
2 жыл бұрын
Nawet nie wiedziałem że był chory. XD
@ToxicKadea
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mark.13. not so many people know tho.
@twilightsuzuka6252
2 жыл бұрын
One Piece ?
@Haadi42
2 жыл бұрын
Was that one piece?
@JoeLewis14
6 жыл бұрын
I've heard Norm tell this forty times and I still find it funny.
@vodkacannon
5 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@mendeleyev1790
2 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@crazyshane4202
2 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@HerculesBallsInc
2 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@JoeLewis14
2 жыл бұрын
Wow. Wow. Wow.
@spiritcrusher83
2 жыл бұрын
ach Norm, gdybyś tylko wiedział, że miałeś fanów także w Polsce i znalazło się kilku szczęśliwców, którzy widzieli Twój sławny występ "live" u Conana bodaj w 1998 r., gdy w pięknym stylu zniszczyłeś film z Carrott Topem i Courtney Thorne-Smith siedzącą obok Ciebie, występ, który dziś uważa się za legendarny i kultowy... i nawet nie masz pojęcia jak wtedy wpłynąłeś na kilku chłopaków z drugiego końca świata (dla Ciebie) i jak potem śledzili Twoje losy, gdy punktowałeś Jacksona za pedofilię (gdy nikt tego nie chciał mówić głośno), albo śmiałeś się z Cosby'ego, że kiedyś mu wreszcie coś udowodnią (aż udowodnili) - miałeś te swoje running jokes, które trwały 10-15-20 lat i na końcu zawsze to Ty miałeś rację... albo gdy się okazało, że Letterman Cię uwielbia tak bardzo, że zaprosił Cię na swój finałowy show, byś wystąpił, a Ty się rozkleiłeś, bo to był zawsze Twój idol i okazało się, że jesteś zwykłym wrażliwym chłopakiem z nieprzeciętnym talentem, a nie prostakiem i chamem, na którego się tak skutecznie kreaowałeś... będzie Cię brakować Norm, RIP, gdziekolwiek trafisz - będzie tam zdecydowanie weselej :)
@MadBulik
2 жыл бұрын
Tak jest :)
@robertsea7115
2 жыл бұрын
Powinieneś był wygłosić mowę na jego pogrzebie. Nie martw się, z tym talentem znalazło by się dla ciebie mnóstwo tłumaczy. Pozdro
@klaracollins691
Жыл бұрын
Miałam podobnie ale lata później. Trochę młodsza jestem :)
@krazybubbler
Жыл бұрын
Pięknie napisane!
@monkeyb1820
Жыл бұрын
Niezłe nastroje
@kamillgran9408
Жыл бұрын
The joke is so funny because how committed Norm was to it. He was incredible.
@tnt1602
5 ай бұрын
Thank go you explained it.. i can laugh now
@lpr5269
2 ай бұрын
Yeah he even made up that his family was Polish which is not true. He was English, Irish and Scottish with a little German and Dutch mixed in.
@CanadianGuerrilla
4 жыл бұрын
This old chunk of Pole had me right to the end.
@plochol
2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there ;)
@dziadzioniunio
7 жыл бұрын
Niby taka Ameryka, a w Castoramie nie sprzedają kiełbasy. Baranie worki.
@YungPollock
7 жыл бұрын
It was a joke my dude
@lefunnyN1
7 жыл бұрын
xd
@elias_xp95
6 жыл бұрын
Kurwa
@ilikethisnamebetter
6 жыл бұрын
Well that's very easy for you to say.
@golem3080
3 жыл бұрын
no kurwa, jak to śpiewali chyba skaldowie, taka ameryka plastikowa kicha
@leo50perez
7 жыл бұрын
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, A smooth criminal
@SlippyM8
2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace sweet king. You may be gone but the comedy stays forever.
@stademeister15
2 жыл бұрын
Awww
@suffern63
6 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than a long,long,long Norm joke when you've been drinking.
@wideawake5630
2 жыл бұрын
A classic form called a shaggy dog story. Norm was a master of it.
@stademeister15
2 жыл бұрын
Love it
@TruDru.
2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace my brother. Thank you for all the good memories.
@JohnathanLeeSprite
3 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting the punchline to be, "Yeah I am Polish."
@gracjanrotke
3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@PeterMasalski93
3 жыл бұрын
For all the Polish people watching: There are discounts this week on salty sausages at OBI and Leroy Merlin.
@PoulFrommPoland
2 жыл бұрын
Where though?
@robinbeckford
2 жыл бұрын
@@PoulFrommPoland Dunno about OBI, but Leroy Merlin is French.
@PoulFrommPoland
2 жыл бұрын
@@robinbeckford haven't seen any sausages at any of those places. But ok, imma get salty on sausages at IKEA though
@Diveyl
2 жыл бұрын
No sausages, just some packs of kabanos.
@conradsz
2 жыл бұрын
@@Diveyl Kabanos IS sausage. Make no mistake!
@ecoleman5690
2 жыл бұрын
A rare soul, Norm McDonald😇 There’s a little less laughter in the world today.
@jeannedarc7533
2 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle and Ricky Gervais: Am I joke to you? Jk, r.i.p to Macdonald, never heard of him until a few days ago, has some pretty good damn jokes.
@interdimensional3563
2 жыл бұрын
Actually, ironically there is a lot more laughter b/c a lot of people are looking up old Norm clips.
@Balthazar2242
2 жыл бұрын
@@interdimensional3563 Maybe comedians should die more often.
@go-awayyy123
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeannedarc7533 ricky in the same sentence as chappelle and norm. lol
@stademeister15
2 жыл бұрын
Nah man ppl laughing at everything now
@benjaminkaras9722
2 жыл бұрын
I've never heard anyone use the word "Ridiculous" as best as Norm MacDonald. We are all bless to lived in the same time period as you. Looking forward to all those Heaven jokes you'll be working on when we arrive.
@stademeister15
2 жыл бұрын
You’re already there watching this vid
@MrTurtluv
6 жыл бұрын
From a fellow Polska...this is hilarious. Polish people usually have a killer sense of humor!
@ThygeRRR
4 жыл бұрын
please bro.. go to Poland, and you will see how they take this joke
@niggardlyrajigga4992
4 жыл бұрын
norm is actually irish, Scottish, english
@filipobuchowicz8728
4 жыл бұрын
Viktor Birkeland as a pole (was born in norway and lived there for 11 years but moved back to poland 6 years ago)(polish parents) i think we have climbed the ladder pretty well haha. Now as more and more gypsies and people from pakistan and somalia come to Norway, norwegian people start to appreciate Polish people more. But you’ll never be liked as much as a fellow norwegian person because norwegian people will always believe that they are better than other countries. (They are arrogant, but don’t show it as much as for ex. French people. Of course this doesn’t apply to everybody) Ps. They have a good reason to be arrogant because their country is great and full of wonderful traditions. Will always have a special place in my heart for norway, although it has it share of problems ;)
@JoachimLevel
3 жыл бұрын
you're a Polak, not a Polski though, polski is only an adjective not a noun like Polska (Poland) or Polak (male Pole) / Polka (female Pole)
@MrTurtluv
3 жыл бұрын
@@JoachimLevel Thanks, grammar police🤣
@drobinson-uo7ic
Жыл бұрын
I love how after Norm tells Conan he's Polish, he looks right at him and you know there's now way you can trust that Norm isn't being a complete smart aleck.
@cugierkoteczka
8 жыл бұрын
you know you know you know you know
@Sokrabiades
7 жыл бұрын
cugierkoteczka Right right right
@schadenfreudebuddha
7 жыл бұрын
I says to the guy, I says, I says.
@jamesrussell2936
7 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@roastbeefdinner
6 жыл бұрын
sounds like barrack obama...ummm ummm ummm that guys was useless. good riddance prick.
@knowthycell
6 жыл бұрын
WhatifuhguyWhatifuhguy
@zargmatt
6 жыл бұрын
norm is my favorite troll comedian. he draws you in with false assumptions and distorts your reality. he almost makes you think he has a beef with polish jokes, yhen he just rambles and rambles and wtf he just told a polish joke lol
@fakenews6133
6 жыл бұрын
Richard Harris He's a comedian, and his entire job is to offend you.
@thetetons744
6 жыл бұрын
Richard Harris Now why would the nazis joke about armor-all?
@vodkacannon
5 жыл бұрын
@@fakenews6133 why would it be someones job to offend me?
@natekimble4424
5 жыл бұрын
@@fakenews6133 I thought comedians were supposed to make people laugh
@braxtonslife7779
4 жыл бұрын
Fa Kenews He’s being sarcastic
@dzack
10 ай бұрын
Proud to be Polish! 💪🇵🇱
@SacredDaturana
3 жыл бұрын
Also gotta say. Mad props to the uploader for the excellent title. The surprise of the punchline is crucial, a title that revealed the punchline would have ruined the joke.
@jozwamikoajcyk8418
7 жыл бұрын
"The problem with Scotland is, it has too many Scott's in it"ahahahahaha
@SaberToothGary
4 жыл бұрын
Great movie... Alba Gu Brath!
@Cybopath
2 жыл бұрын
Scott is a fairly popular name in Scotland but not too many Scots have it.
@johanemmenes9236
2 жыл бұрын
Literally how leftwingers look at Scotland ( and rest of the West )
@franciscoherrera1219
2 жыл бұрын
The correct quote is....." it's full of Scotts".
@user-yp3oj5se1i
2 жыл бұрын
@@franciscoherrera1219 He used quote marks but got the quote wrong.
@Morgil27
Жыл бұрын
I'm part Polish through my grandpa, and he loved making Polish jokes. I still remember at my sister's wedding reception, some drunk guy was causing trouble, so my grandpa and dad cornered him and told him they were in the Polish Mafia, and the drunk bastard actually believed it.
@SlickBlackCadillac
Жыл бұрын
The way he sneakily sets up the joke by saying he is Polish before even starting the joke leaves no question that he actually was pegged correctly as such by the hardware store guy. Took me a few times watching it to fully appreciate that. It makes a huge difference.
@brutallybrutalbrutality6505
10 ай бұрын
@@vishalmishra8176 it might be scripted but hes just pointing to the crowd
@jzhu623
9 ай бұрын
@@vishalmishra8176 He probably only asked Conan to set him up by asking him what his ethnicity was but didn't give him any more than that so that Conan's reactions would be genuine and natural. But of course he's not actually Polish, and that makes the punchline funnier because his rant ends up just being another culturally acceptable cheap shot at Polish people.
@nataliamach7248
Ай бұрын
@@jzhu623why are polish jokes culturally acceptable? I don't get it? Are Jewish jokes culturally acceptable? If not, why?
@mejorgy
6 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Polish airline captain taxiing onto the runway for takeoff? The Captain turns to his First Officer and asks the younger man, are you ready for takeoff? The younger co-pilot has a bewildered look on his face and states, "Captain: this runway is not very long"? The Captain replies, "but it sure is wide"!
@ProgramPierwszy
2 жыл бұрын
Squadron 303 - Polish squadron in Royal Air Force in WWII.. Best squadron in RAF, was decisive in the victory of Great Britain in the most important air battle of World War II, i.e. the Battle of England.
@koraptd6085
2 жыл бұрын
@@ProgramPierwszy nie wydaje mi się żeby koledzy potrzebowali lekcji historii
@MichaelPuzio
2 ай бұрын
@@koraptd6085 They're laughing at how stupid you are and you go on to even defend them. How pathetic and hopeless are most of my fellow Poles. Gobsmacking.
@johntucker9782
3 жыл бұрын
Sausage is readily available in Polish hardware stores so I get his confusion.
@jozefkozon4520
3 жыл бұрын
Both Sausage and hardtacks are.
@TurboLazer007
3 жыл бұрын
Loool I live in Poland and I have never seen a hardware store with sausages 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Maciek80511
3 жыл бұрын
@@TurboLazer007, you can buy some hardware in IKEA, don't you? :)
@paulabes4220
2 жыл бұрын
@@Maciek80511 that's Swedish...
@Jan-eh7nf
2 жыл бұрын
You're going to food supermarket in UK and there... women & kids dresses.... + car fluids + agd + rtv + medics ....barelly can find any foods there, not to mention 70% of them are forefingers....
@robmangeri777
2 жыл бұрын
I competed once with 20 of the nerdiest kids in our school for the chance to compete on academic challenge which was a quiz show for high school students on channel 5 in Cleveland. The three of us who won spots all had significant Polish ancestry. Olchovy, Schzipinski and (in my case) my grandmother was a Mocarski. We won of course but…… Thankfully none of the questions involved changing a light bulb.
@west_polee
2 жыл бұрын
2/3 of those last names are either straight up not Polish or anglicized
@koraptd6085
2 жыл бұрын
@@west_polee poważnie? "Olchowy" zamienione w "Olchovy" i już nazwisko jest "zanglizowane"? Bez przesady, widziałem polskie nazwiska pisane na kilka różnych sposobów tutaj jedynie dopasowano je do fonetyki angielszczyzny. A co do kolegi Schizpinskiego... gdyby nie ta końcówka to nie domyśliłbym się, że to może mieć polską etymologię.
@stademeister15
2 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@piotrjaskanis3092
9 күн бұрын
@@koraptd6085 Szczypiński. Niewymawialne, więc trzeba było zmienić.
@mrpulaski2707
6 жыл бұрын
I am a joke and I think that polish is great :D
@KalebTheDuck
2 жыл бұрын
He was an amazing man, he was super funny... I miss him, R.I.P
@qdelskim
2 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Poland. I always loved his sense of humor, punchline was never obvious, deadpan delivery, self concious. Now when he is not with us anymore, I realize how much he influenced me and my sense of humor. His interviews with other hero of mine, Conan, were classic, even his short lived sitcom was great, because of him. Nobody knew that he was sick, for so long..., that's heartbreaking, but it sounds like 100% Norm. True genius and a hero of mine. Rest in peace.
@ohmyridusoftictok3019
2 жыл бұрын
He has his own genius version of comedy and it’s incredibly palatable
@andrewb9708
5 жыл бұрын
This joke reminds me that I need to polish my wheels.
@jglo5192
3 жыл бұрын
buahahah .asshole
@baritony8763
3 жыл бұрын
Norm MacDonaldski was his his name before he changed it.
@JohnGeometresMaximos
2 жыл бұрын
Canada gave us John Candy. Poland gave us Norm Macdonald. May both their gentle souls Rest in Peace.
@sandos101
Жыл бұрын
He wasn't actually Polish. It was a set up for his joke
@simonpersonaltrainer5624
3 ай бұрын
@@sandos101 john candy was actually polish
@sandos101
3 ай бұрын
@@simonpersonaltrainer5624 um...OK?
@jake_the_lawyer
3 жыл бұрын
"wow you talked to this guy for a while" 😂😂😂😂
@FMHammyJ
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all of the laughs, Norm...RIP...
@dewygreen4646
Жыл бұрын
The orginal version of this joke is Lewis Grizzard's: "A man walks into a store and asks for an RC Cola and a MoonPie. The guy behind the counter says, ‘You must be from Alabama.’ The customer replies angrily, ‘Just because I ordered an RC Cola and a MoonPie, how come you think I must be from Alabama?’ He continues, ‘If I ordered spaghetti, would you think I was from Italy? If I ordered sausage, would you say I was from Poland?’ The man behind the counter says, ‘Well, I can’t say. It’s never happened.’ The customer asks, ‘Then how come when I come in here and order an RC Cola and a MoonPie, you just automatically assume I’m from Alabama?’ The man behind the counter calmly replies, ‘’Cause this is a hardware store.’”
@rayleblanc7209
3 ай бұрын
A Polish guy immigrates to the US and goes to apply for his drivers license. They tell him he has to do an eye exam and ask him to read the chart. On the chart are the letters Z A W A D Z K I. They ask him if he can see the letters and read them. He replies " Read them! I know the guy"
@Haimovic10
3 жыл бұрын
This was way before "Sir, this is a Wendys restaurant" 😂
@Alamyst2011
2 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. Made my youth full of laughs
@JonnyDIY
2 жыл бұрын
Norm was 1 of 1. A true original. Will miss you dearly old friend 💕
@Docentino1914
Жыл бұрын
Rest in funny Peace Norm! Much Love from Poland.
@mikeloomis687
2 жыл бұрын
Classic joke within a joke. One of my alltime favorite jokes that only Norm can deliver. RIP Norm.
@RealJackHQ
4 жыл бұрын
I think Norm and my dad would get along juuuuuust fine 😂😂. “I said c’mon man. C’MON. Y’know?” 🤣🤣
@irekro
3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... In South Florida almost all Home Depot and Lowes stores have hot dog/polish sausage carts at the entrance.
@peterc.1419
2 жыл бұрын
In South Africa, every hardware store also has a boerewors cart too. That's Afrikaaner/ Dutch sausage.
@birchmahogany2718
5 жыл бұрын
Been a fan of Norm since forever and this is by far the funniest thing I've ever seen him do. The delivery is brilliant.
@johnbaxter3676
2 жыл бұрын
This is a retread of a standard Polish joke from a hundred years ago.
@booj4363
2 жыл бұрын
RIP to a legend.
@bsmith8943
2 жыл бұрын
Rip big dog. Norm will always be my favorite.
@douglasschultz9808
2 жыл бұрын
We lost a legend this week. Rest In Peace Norm.
@Docentino1914
2 жыл бұрын
Norm, as a half Scotish, half Irish, half Canadian, half Polish Man deserves at least 2 beautiful statues. (hope my math is correct. I am Polish)
@Jordi_Llopis_i_Torregrosa96
2 жыл бұрын
He's not Polish at all though, he literally has 0 Polish ancestry
@owadave
3 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough,there is a polish sausage stand right outside our hardware store.
@warsurplus
9 ай бұрын
Love this talented man. Thank you for making us laugh.
@AceDast1
Жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. One of the best to ever do it.
@lukaszrzezniczek3595
7 жыл бұрын
I am Polish and think Thats joke is Great 😀
@damiank1800
7 жыл бұрын
on serio ma jakieś polskie korzenie czy tylko żartuje?
@edwinstankiewicz284
7 жыл бұрын
lukasz rzezniczek
@jozwamikoajcyk8418
7 жыл бұрын
Lech X, on nie ma, on sobie w chuja lecial.
@joshuachrzanowski5750
7 жыл бұрын
lukasz rzezniczek No Tak, fajnie!
@richardharris3423
6 жыл бұрын
Oskaregg, Yes all immigrants at one time had problems with foreign languages, so what? The PEAK of "Polish jokes" in America was in the 1960s/70's....when most Polish Americans spoke fluent English and on average made more money than most Americans. So HOW does that make them "dumb"....as NBC-TV says???? SO WHY was the 1960's/70's the PEAK TIME of "Polish jokes" in America? It was because NBC-TV was bashing the hell out of Poles on NATIONAL TV to MILLIONS of Americans! WHY did Anti-Christian Leftist NBC-TV do this? Because NBC-TV HATES Poland for being the MOST CHRISTIAN nation and most Red Pilled nation in the world and being against the Leftist propaganda NBC-TV spews. NBC-TV HATES Poland because Poland is PROUD of being a WHITE CHRISTIAN nation like in these KZitem videos "Polish people say, WE WANT GOD/Jesus! - Polish march for Independence Nov 11, 2017" and "The MOST Red Pilled nation is Poland - Despite Leftist objections, Polish TV network tells the truth". Today, perverted Leftist NBC-TV is doing the same thing with President Trump. NBC-TV keeps BASHING Trump as being "dumb" because Trump can see through the Leftist media's Lies and Trump is the most Red Pilled president we have. As for me, I was born in America. I am a Polish American.
@OrionFyre
7 жыл бұрын
He had me right up to the end. LOL
@estradaj777
2 жыл бұрын
Amazing I love his delivery, will definitely miss him
@jordanvanetten7887
2 жыл бұрын
Conan: Shit, nothing happening in the news and no movies coming out, time to bring Norm on the show! Loved how he would take 10 minutes and tell a single, horrible joke. And you could see him enjoying every second of it. RIP Norm, one of a kind
@Goose_BW
2 жыл бұрын
I miss when dislikes on youtube meant something. It wasnt a terrible joke.
@TheMarcin123321
6 жыл бұрын
You know what's the difrence betwen US and cheese ? When you leave cheese for 300 years it will develop culture.
@jbobfloggard2087
6 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Canada? He's Canadian...
@thebrazilianatlantis165
6 жыл бұрын
"it will develop culture" Yeah, Mark Twain, Billie Holiday, Martin Scorsese, they're alright but it's not like inventing the airplane or something.
@twirlipofthemists3201
6 жыл бұрын
Check back in 58 years. I'm still hopeful.
@fakenews6133
6 жыл бұрын
America has it's own culture. Send any American into Canada and watch them struggle to adapt to the wierdness of bagged milk, and bacon that's actually ham, and pouring syrup in the car to make it run smoother.
@volcryndarkstar
6 жыл бұрын
Joseph Scott All you people calling people out for being thin skinned about jokes but bitching about this one are hypocritical pussies. I thought the joke was quite funny and I'm 'Murican.
@pplrstrange
2 жыл бұрын
If I ever land a job at a food joint, I'm going to respond to someone's order with, "you know this is a hardware store?" Thanks Norm
@freddiesoverbite6162
2 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. You were as original as they come.
@Tom-H1
2 жыл бұрын
Never been prouder to be Polish.
@7oohny
7 жыл бұрын
Me Me Big Boy
@dawidkufa7386
7 жыл бұрын
7oohny 😂
@sureshhirawat
6 жыл бұрын
7oohny yeah jacksfilms and his humour kinda intertwine.
@delasse3178
2 жыл бұрын
this was/is one of my favorite norm jokes. not the most popular but he did it perfectly
@deannalarsen7161
2 жыл бұрын
So damn funny. You are very missed. RIP, Norm.
@jessejustsick
2 жыл бұрын
The setup for this joke was just flawless.
@cameronmarshall5105
2 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace Norm
@josephtaylor4505
3 жыл бұрын
Thx for the amazing 70kb graphics
@NOBpodcast
Жыл бұрын
Parents changed the last name to Macdonald when they came to America. The other option was Burger King. Norm Burger King.
@dewygreen4646
Жыл бұрын
...or Pizzavitch Hutchinson
@nigerianprincewithaids
3 жыл бұрын
Further proof poles are the most oppressed people next to gamers
@lawrencekokjr.1376
3 жыл бұрын
And Bikers
@Jordi_Llopis_i_Torregrosa96
2 жыл бұрын
Polish are POCs
@robertdavison3738
4 жыл бұрын
Norm WRECKS Conan more than anyone else. Love it.
@waynemarvin5661
3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean, 'wrecks'? A guest on a talk show tells a joke and you write WRECKS? Are you a pre-teen?
@supwititproductionz3738
2 жыл бұрын
@@waynemarvin5661 he meant it like "slays", you wet towel
@mournblade1066
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know, I mean, there's always a sausage vendor at the local Lowe's store in my town. . . although it's usually Italian sausage that they sell.
@joewiekierak9641
2 жыл бұрын
They sell hotdogs at Home Depot so there you have it.
@joeterp5615
Жыл бұрын
Gotta love Norm and his long set ups. He was a treasure.
@nate117369
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite joke from one of the true all time greats. Gonna miss ya Norm. Hope your house in heaven has a dog house so the neighbors don't get any wrong ideas about ya.
@stademeister15
2 жыл бұрын
He’s not gay!
@danejurus69
5 жыл бұрын
That's brilliant.
@Muertes-tf2oj
2 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. I love you.
@jankmedia1985
2 жыл бұрын
2:25, love that smile. He knows it's great but still playing along.
@peddlersclan
2 жыл бұрын
"They had to change their name becuase of the ribbing they would get for being polish" is the most overlooked joke ever
@Ptaku93
2 жыл бұрын
Is it tho?
@peddlersclan
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ptaku93 are you chinese
@stademeister15
2 жыл бұрын
Dang
@ryanjohnjohn3015
5 жыл бұрын
"said what if a guy..."
@Scooby743
6 ай бұрын
So much fun listening to the Master. GOAT Storyteller/Joker❤
@anavi_6258
2 жыл бұрын
Only man who can pull a double punchline out of his pocket any moment
@masercot
7 жыл бұрын
The master of the shaggy dog story...
@danielhouse6244
2 жыл бұрын
RIP norm, thanks for all the laughs
@mchammer5026
2 жыл бұрын
Learning from a youtube comment section that Norm died the day before while just watching one of his clips because I felt like it is heartbreaking, to say the least.
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