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Now, if only they combined my youtube account with Not Google Plus.
@Marcho
9 жыл бұрын
+iliketrains0pwned XD
@wonderglu1483
8 жыл бұрын
+iliketrains0pwned They haven't becos u hav gugl+
@spicymemesspicydreams2870
8 жыл бұрын
+Skirmish Baffle ok, ignoring the lack of grammar in that sentence you no longer need google plus to have KZitem. This is not a new thing. It happened very, very, very, very long ago.
@user-zh8sz7ty6t
8 жыл бұрын
OOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BURNED!!!!!!!
@Robert08010
8 жыл бұрын
+Cheez whiz Is important You must be very very very young to think a couple of years is a very very very long time.
@ExtremzGamzerz
9 жыл бұрын
The only reason I got Google+ so I could...you know....use my youtube account....
@蕭吉祥-i6n
9 жыл бұрын
Watching.
@helix19667
9 жыл бұрын
蕭吉祥 He had it right the first time.
@hieveryone7336
7 жыл бұрын
I did the opposite
@danese1636
4 жыл бұрын
Google+ DIED!!! >:)
@Jackjack44jack
10 жыл бұрын
They were already against g+ in 2011. Well done CH.
@Heliyum
10 жыл бұрын
Everyone was. It's just got worse. Now we just wait for the Stockholm syndrome to set in.
@Thisisforvortex
10 жыл бұрын
Heliyum I'm not sure about that. Even though we technically are using google plus, we really aren't. Most of us still have no idea what thoses complicated things they talked about in the video are, simply because we're google plus users by name, but not actual users.
@amslashwas
4 жыл бұрын
Hey bud
@Korne127
4 жыл бұрын
Fr0stbite hi
@paloalto5965
3 жыл бұрын
Now it’s Google Dead
@EyeOfArgus
10 жыл бұрын
KZitem should be powered by not google plus
@angelamazakas2624
7 жыл бұрын
Satan hi Satan, could you please stop sending your demons to me? thanks -Angela
@PotassiumBromide
9 жыл бұрын
"Or play tetherball with a small Portuguese child." Oh my god, why?
@candy-ass4915
9 жыл бұрын
I dunno. Most Portuguese children never played tetherball before.
@RobloxCrewSupreme
9 жыл бұрын
Im portogues
@candy-ass4915
9 жыл бұрын
Roblox Crew Supreme Liar. It's "português".
@RobloxCrewSupreme
9 жыл бұрын
Peter's Pan i know but i wrote it that way so the English people know what i'm talking about.
@candy-ass4915
9 жыл бұрын
Roblox Crew Supreme I still don't trust you.
@lylecohen1638
6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to hear Google is actually going to launch Not Google Plus soon!
@musicalbeaches2485
8 жыл бұрын
I literally thought the beginning was an ad so I wasn't paying attention and now I have to rewind
@kristinvalentine7046
8 жыл бұрын
idk y, but i find that adorable.
@ferdinandmadsen7533
7 жыл бұрын
Libby Shores lmao
@musicalbeaches2485
7 жыл бұрын
Kristin Valentine lmao
@SirusStarTV
6 жыл бұрын
Oaml
@Mic_Glow
5 жыл бұрын
Took a few years and they finally put it to the rest. YT on the other hand tries to re-activate their "premium" thing for like 5'th time now.
@sillypie22
9 жыл бұрын
Google plus is extremely irritating but they have made it practically impossible not to have an account if you know you ever want to do anything with KZitem ever..
@sillypie22
9 жыл бұрын
VeNae Rosdahl wat
@sillypie22
9 жыл бұрын
VeNae Rosdahl uh.yeah?
@Snowwydaydreamr
9 жыл бұрын
VeNae Rosdahl You soundhighly suspicious.just saying...like some sort of murderer.
@sillypie22
9 жыл бұрын
SnowwyDaCreeper .hahaha I see how you would think that but no mo shes fine
@Snowwydaydreamr
9 жыл бұрын
its like "Hey are you going ____ on _____?" "we should totally meet up at ______" o-o
@HatchetHaro
9 жыл бұрын
Google+ is actually a really good social networking site (or network, now that's it's implemented everywhere), with tons of features that Facebook and Twitter and other social networking sites lack. However, it's only problem came in that it came out too late; everyone's already using Facebook and Twitter and shit. No one wants to join a social network that nobody really uses.
@ranorando613
9 жыл бұрын
No, it's not, just stop.
@certainsomebody3281
9 жыл бұрын
rano rando You stop.
@certainsomebody3281
9 жыл бұрын
WHY?
@willsander100
9 жыл бұрын
Foxy Pirate google plus raped my family. My dishwasher was beyond repair.
@certainsomebody3281
9 жыл бұрын
Really? Okay, i must agree that google+ is a shit
@KnufWons
7 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaah! Why does KZitem require me to end my use of Not Google+?
@zacharywilson9596
7 жыл бұрын
Knuf Wons, it doesn't!
@KnufWons
7 жыл бұрын
But the comment section does, and how else will I have access to such a large quantity of vitriol?
@Jakethesnake2211
10 жыл бұрын
Well we all know how this ended.
@danese1636
4 жыл бұрын
Google+ DIED!!! >:)
@SoftwareCollection
10 жыл бұрын
CollegeHumor shared this via Google+
@Barrobroadcastmaster
10 жыл бұрын
You had me at Not Google Plus.
@AccV999
5 жыл бұрын
11 days and everyone on earth will be a member
@AccV999
5 жыл бұрын
Everyone is a member :'(
@danese1636
4 жыл бұрын
YAY!!
@AccV999
4 жыл бұрын
it's been a year 😭
@ElectricPudding05
10 жыл бұрын
This video would have 50 million views if google wasn't keeping it out of the popular section.
@Shawdow194
10 жыл бұрын
Can you blame them, they spent millions and they got jack shit out of it...
@thatguywithawatch53
10 жыл бұрын
How ironic that in order to comment on this video, I now need a Google+ account.
@martinshoosterman
8 жыл бұрын
I accidently deleted my not googleplus account, how do I restore it?
@bluevoker6455
8 жыл бұрын
By deleting your google plus account.
@martinshoosterman
8 жыл бұрын
MaskBladeProductions um, you seemed to have not done that yet yourself though.
@bluevoker6455
8 жыл бұрын
martinshoosterman Yeah, because I need google plus to have a youtube account.
@altouna
8 жыл бұрын
Deleting google plus.
@altouna
8 жыл бұрын
Someone said that lol oops
@qes2000
10 жыл бұрын
If only it was that simple now...
@Spudst3r
10 жыл бұрын
Now the'yre forcing it down our throats on youtube.
@captainprotag0nist
10 жыл бұрын
Arend Breimer google plus: the mouth suppository of the internet.
@Spartansoldier217
10 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' Google. We were cool with you practically owning the internet, but do you really have to shove it in our faces by forcing everybody to use your shitty social network?
@half-lifescientist1991
10 жыл бұрын
"Because... Enough already!" PFFT and they were saying "enough already" back before Google+ dictated KZitem...
@mug1044
8 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for not KZitem red
@admiraljohan7152
10 жыл бұрын
I want bob back...
@ykeloy5655
9 жыл бұрын
Too late. We need it now.
@Gothera
8 жыл бұрын
Can I play tether ball with a non-Portuguese child, I don't have any in my area.
@lightningfastrc
8 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but no. It has to be a small Portuguese child. Unless if you happen to find a pansexual anthropomorphic space lizard. Those are fine too.
@ItsJustDoctor
8 жыл бұрын
The most extreme fursona ever
@sammyboyth453
8 жыл бұрын
Sorry you'll have to use the second option, got any cantaloupe in your area
@Robert08010
8 жыл бұрын
What if I do not know how to play tether ball? Am I still allowed to look it up on Google?
@Gothera
8 жыл бұрын
Rob Fowler No.
@AJRay6
11 жыл бұрын
via Not Google+
@martinshoosterman
8 жыл бұрын
Its like Google watched this video and though, we'll see who has the last laugh.
@danese1636
4 жыл бұрын
And we had it! Because.... Google+ DIED!!! >:) Google+ DIED!!! >:) Google+ DIED!!! >:) Google+ DIED!!! >:) Google+ DIED!!! >:)
@evy2031
8 жыл бұрын
Eat a cantaloupe, clean your toilet, play tether ball with a small Portuguese child XD
@illdie314
10 жыл бұрын
Wait, so should I use the small portuguese child as the tether ball?
@Blueturtle1
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@thecringydude
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ahedgehog9297
3 жыл бұрын
nao, mano, isso seria estranho
@GNParty
10 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful.
@jantulinja8917
8 жыл бұрын
how about "not social media"
@CubedCubone
8 жыл бұрын
John Egbert and then "not the Homestuck ending" so it can fucking continue because my life is incomplete without homestuck
@aapjew18
7 жыл бұрын
Sash. It's ok. Hiveswap is just around the corner..
@CubedCubone
7 жыл бұрын
Willem Maas Hopefully the framerate would improve, cause it's god awful in the trailer 3:
@aapjew18
7 жыл бұрын
PixelAxe I think that's just the animation style. And to be fair, is high framerate really that necessary in a point-and-click?
@Trstnfr
9 жыл бұрын
Google+ just had bad timing. I have Google+ and it's literally better Facebook in terms of features. Hangouts, better privacy settings, better sharing options, communities, etc.
@DeathOfAPrince
9 жыл бұрын
To me, it's better than all other social networks. Much more features, like sharing with specific people in your circles or just the people you choose.
@BrunoVidalLordOfAwesomeness
8 жыл бұрын
+Tristan Crawford also no ads
@donewiththeinternet
8 жыл бұрын
agreed it could have worked but damn if they waited maybe untill the time instagram launched it could have worked.
@rue6266
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah honestly it sounds pretty cool! :D Except for the fact that no one uses it
@DeathOfAPrince
8 жыл бұрын
A lot of people use it lmao
@oliver-bv5rj
10 жыл бұрын
Well I should go now, I have to go play some tether ball with a Portuguese boy
@Zacho789
10 жыл бұрын
Well look at us now. Thanks a lot Google+ for ruining KZitem.
@danese1636
4 жыл бұрын
Google+ DIED!!! >:)
@Kalleosini
10 жыл бұрын
I wish I could be a member of not google+
@RadiantMantra
10 жыл бұрын
at least we can all not +'d this comment
@TheHvadnuhvis
10 жыл бұрын
Hatty Hattington what are you doing here hatty?
@user-sl1wd6se5b
8 жыл бұрын
I shared this on Google +
@beck9347
8 жыл бұрын
I did too lol.
@venomnbk3326
10 жыл бұрын
google is killing youtube.
@ForeverAloneDude3214
10 жыл бұрын
not google plus will save us...wait everyone on KZitem cant have not Google plus...
@coffin7904
Жыл бұрын
still relevant
@reececowan7403
10 жыл бұрын
This video has so much truth in it. No joke.
@RainHallikas
10 жыл бұрын
and now I'm commenting this video using my google+ account
@TTWHOPPER
10 жыл бұрын
aint that a bitch
@QuirkyView
10 жыл бұрын
Well you tried.
@kimmidoll123
10 жыл бұрын
Too bad KZitem forced us all to join.
@wesleyshen9297
10 жыл бұрын
Bob is working on it. He ain't gonn' do shit tho.
@WelloBello
9 жыл бұрын
Bobs a fucking slacker He can talk the talk!
@SomeGuy-lr7ms
4 жыл бұрын
Facebook: I have lots of users Not Google Plus: Hold my 7,000,000,000 users
@DaithiDublin
11 жыл бұрын
I miss not Google+
@lordthanatos3564
8 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for CollegeHumor to make a sketch about the clowns...
@GlowZoe
8 жыл бұрын
TheEdgyOnion why? Clowns aren't scary or interesting enough to make a skit about
@lordthanatos3564
8 жыл бұрын
Neither is the Purge but they made sketches about it.
@elijohnson2660
8 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that google hasn't removed this video yet.
@comicconcarne
10 жыл бұрын
I have a strange attraction to circles, which made me trust Google+ at first. But I had to jump through hoops just to switch accounts to comment this. Dammit Web 2.0, stop being so damn shiny.
@TrekkerLLAP
10 жыл бұрын
Ahem...
@tysond64
10 жыл бұрын
Something tells me that you want attention drawn specifically towards you KZitem profile pic...hmm...
@TrekkerLLAP
10 жыл бұрын
Danny Tyson Hey, what can I say, it fits the scenario...
@marcoslovesjam
6 жыл бұрын
Not ahem, AMEN
@TheChickenRiceBowl
11 жыл бұрын
"By now you've probably heard about google+. If only they knew.
@DuVanyali
2 жыл бұрын
We did it you guys
@Katie-mw7pd
8 жыл бұрын
"Small Portuguese child" thaz me :)
@EthanParmetItsDaBunny
8 жыл бұрын
lol
@kintama_aishiteru712
7 жыл бұрын
me too :'D PORTUGAL CARALHO
@cabroncesto
7 жыл бұрын
Kati e really? I am Mexican and English. ¡Vive la Mexico!
@brleony2000
7 жыл бұрын
QUERO MEU OURO DE VOLTA AQUI PRO BRASIL
@ThaReaalness
13 жыл бұрын
I think the biggest revolution in social networking would be for people to actually say hi to each other and have a sincere conversation physically when you see them not hide behind the screen of a computer
@NoShotTwoKill
10 жыл бұрын
I should make a social network called google-
@clowntrooper61
10 жыл бұрын
Yeah and I can not use that as well
@austinisawesome3404
10 жыл бұрын
I don't see why they didn't name the video that in the first place
@NoShotTwoKill
4 жыл бұрын
This is my username Jesus that comment is 6 years old, I already forgot about all that cringy shit I said back then
@xxnooneimportantxx8017
10 жыл бұрын
This would be great commercial for NotGoogle+ but unfortunately, joining Google+ is mandatory to use KZitem now... Too bad, I LOVED the sound of NotGoogle+...
@hafizskabdul
3 жыл бұрын
Seeing this 7/6/5 year old comments and realising there is no Google Plus anymore
@jertog
12 жыл бұрын
I've been a member of Not Google + for 21.68 years, it's the *BEST*! I love it!
@UntrainableWizard
10 жыл бұрын
My small Portuguese child ran away and a Google+ member stole my swing ball. What do I do!
@S2Tubes
10 жыл бұрын
Plenty more of those around. Just get another one. Next time tether the child before you begin. It prevents running away.
@AngelKay7
10 жыл бұрын
I miss my NotGoogle+ membership...
@anthonydeadman
9 жыл бұрын
It's ironic because now we're all using G+....mostly because Google doesn't give us much of a choice since we can't comment on KZitem without it.
@bedeo10
11 жыл бұрын
This was perfect FUCK OFF GOOGLE PLUS
@elijahpepe
6 жыл бұрын
We all joined the club.
@MrRapmaster19
6 жыл бұрын
RIP Google+: 2011-2019
@danese1636
4 жыл бұрын
YAY IT'S DEAD!!! LET'S ALL GO DANCE ON ITS GRAVE!!!!
@cediddi
10 жыл бұрын
And you can see CollegeHumor has a G+ account :D
@LuxRoyale
10 жыл бұрын
You HAVE to if you wanted to continue using youtube.
@mayatflyt
8 жыл бұрын
Actually it got better now
@jasonlindbeck8023
8 жыл бұрын
so... I love google+. I think I should be embarrassed or something now.
@trueaidooo
4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is I got all of these benefits while having joined google+ by simply not using it and, moreover, actively disliking google plus
@donder91
10 жыл бұрын
I am a member of not facebook and not twitter
@neightneight1280
9 жыл бұрын
It really is the best(REQUIRED) service to log onto KZitem with.
@elineverstraeten1872
8 жыл бұрын
I have google plus. Better than Facebook. Doesn't say:" hey you posted this two years ago" unlike Facebook.
@astrapiamayeri
8 жыл бұрын
You could've called it Google Minus.
@AbraminWonderland
8 жыл бұрын
I USE GOOGLE PLUS AND I'M ASHAMED OF IT
@anapaulapedro7025
4 жыл бұрын
1:32 I finally feel represented
@the1exnay
10 жыл бұрын
love the idea
@drawingbritain
4 жыл бұрын
Now 2019, everybody is a member
@FateBoost
4 жыл бұрын
2020 and no one is as they killed it off
@townietoast461
4 жыл бұрын
Twice As Interesting dude he means everyone is a member of not google plus because it was shut down.
@problemsolver3254
5 жыл бұрын
Mr stark we won
@captainhpig0105
3 жыл бұрын
I’m happy I’ve been a part of the club now for all my life
@gNatflaps
7 жыл бұрын
We didnt join google plus, so they forced it upon us.
@PhoenixKDIX
10 жыл бұрын
This video was so good I liked it when it came out. No one used Google+. Now millions and millions of people use it and Google wins again. I like you Google. But really, the comment system is better now. Like a lot better. Notifications too.
@spirit9871
10 жыл бұрын
...Mostly because that's when Google assaulted KZitem by force.
@airitech572
5 жыл бұрын
I see Google is using not Google Plus as well
@SirP4ul
11 жыл бұрын
One of their best videos.
@theopenrift
8 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice how College Humor does these Google Plus jokes when it's isn't and wasn't even relevant enough to be funny?
@yaced7496
8 жыл бұрын
It was, they made every youtube user make an account and everyone hated it.
@StarHarvestOfficial
8 жыл бұрын
You know this video is 4 years old right
@j.cun777
8 жыл бұрын
this is old
@theopenrift
8 жыл бұрын
fsociety Notice how I said WAS.
@theopenrift
8 жыл бұрын
fsociety ....I didn't. That was already there. Fuck off.
@CEditing
11 жыл бұрын
Its just so stupid and annoying that they force you to link your youtube acc with google+
@semi-sweet
8 жыл бұрын
I'd rather join Google+ than eat some nasty-ass cantaloupe.
@TrailMixBlazer
11 жыл бұрын
Sadly, Not Google Plus is now the same as Not KZitem.
@TimLavey88
10 жыл бұрын
This would have worked hadn't it been made mandatory to have google+. No one anticipated just how evil Google could be.
@LyngePlays
11 жыл бұрын
+1... WHAT DID I JUST DO!!
@TheBurninBaby
10 жыл бұрын
Well... I'm a small portuguese child. When is anyone going to play teaderball with me?
@steliostetradis404
10 жыл бұрын
β baby have a nice day,,,,,,,,,,i wish you merry christmas and happy new year.also i burn but i continue to love,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thank you stelios from marathon greece
@ibrahimalee23
5 жыл бұрын
8 years later and google plus is finally dead.
@champlock2093
9 жыл бұрын
.............I'm too late.
@ThePurplePeppy
5 жыл бұрын
And now its dead
@dorianhunter916
11 жыл бұрын
Does he has to be Portuguese?
@aregnav
10 жыл бұрын
racist... xD
@mariomanwon
10 жыл бұрын
GUYS. You see that blue bar at the top telling you to do their survey? DO IT! One of the things is how satisfied are you at the appearance of KZitem,
@azraz1364
7 жыл бұрын
I'm making mac and cheese, does this come free with the membership or will I have to pay for it later?
@LenVrijhof
9 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks G+ is actually a good idea?Nah JK, they paid me to say that.
@superdonuts777
8 жыл бұрын
+Rin “Lina Kawaii” Matsuoka I'd like to get used to it, but not as many people are on it as other social medias.
@sallyclara8216
8 жыл бұрын
+Rin “Lina Kawaii” Matsuoka that's only because at one point you needed to have G+ to have a KZitem acc I think
@martinkollarovic9376
8 жыл бұрын
+superdonuts777 actually every gmail or youtube or any other account is a G+ account, so it actually has more accounts registered than Facebook
@superdonuts777
8 жыл бұрын
+Martin K (Ace One) Because you HAVE to have a g+ account to use those services. Just because it has more accounts doesn't mean they are at all active or used. Most, like mine, are likely sitting there, not touched once since their creation.
@Digital_Dude2000
10 жыл бұрын
my grandparents are Portuguese
@Digital_Dude2000
10 жыл бұрын
***** i don't know you
@MultiGameKid108
10 жыл бұрын
Brandon Correia Don't worry, we don't have to play tetherball, we can play another game that swings balls around a pole... *puts on pedo-stache*
@Digital_Dude2000
10 жыл бұрын
you're being sarcastic, right?
@MultiGameKid108
10 жыл бұрын
***** I didn't say pedobear-stache, I said pedo-stache. It's an actual name of a type of mustache.
@raulareias9722
10 жыл бұрын
***** calem-se eu sou portugues
@1988dubeast
9 жыл бұрын
:( I like Google Plus. I'd rather join not Facebook.
@knightwing5169
9 жыл бұрын
Casey Warren Me too actually.
@ohmyghostness
9 жыл бұрын
Me three
@ass1337ful
9 жыл бұрын
Casey Warren Hipster much.
@thirteenfury
9 жыл бұрын
Even if you don't have a Facebook (or Twitter) account, they still have your personal information anyway. Any website with Facebook and Twitter hot buttons (the little icons that you can use to share links on those sites), which is practically every major website these days, sends your usage data to Facebook and Twitter. And any time you join a site using your Facebook/Google+ account rather than set up a separate username and password, Facebook/Google+ has access to all the allegedly private info and preferences you post on the unrelated site. Good luck with that Not Facebook thing.
@knightwing5169
9 жыл бұрын
thirteenfury Well, you have made a good point.
@alexmcconnell4257
10 жыл бұрын
I love Google, but fucking hate Google plus
@TheCrimson147
8 жыл бұрын
I love G+ for the communities. And I hate Facebook, Twitter, Instagram for the people using them. I'd rather not have any of them in my life.
@AlexanderTerry
11 жыл бұрын
Well, how did Facebook become so popular? This is a google+ hate video, dislike it.
@user-bn8il5yx6f
10 жыл бұрын
You're luck that the thumbs down button doesn't work.
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