13:00 Words of advice for Martin Green PO347 at Kettering police station: Turning your badge over after it's already been recorded is pointless. It doesn't automagically delete the already recorded image of the badge. All it does is highlight that you are paranoid.
@shanemul3837
Жыл бұрын
No harm in trying lol
@movarvo1217
Жыл бұрын
But I'm glad to say my name sake did the right thing in the end. 🤣
@steve10
Жыл бұрын
He needs to be sacked for trying to hide his ID , I see this too many times from coppers to security where they turn their ID over. The first two coppers without shoulder numbers were just as bad, the one had his ID hidden behind something in his pocket. It always disturbs me when they actively try to hide their ID , what are they hiding
@allenomalley4014
Жыл бұрын
I can see why we needed Sherlock Holmes if these are detectives
@Ubique2927
Жыл бұрын
@@steve10.. They are members of the Carrick-Cousins appreciation club.
@philip9668
Жыл бұрын
Judging by recent events the biggest threat to the public comes from the police. Always about their safety, never ours.
@chriscurtain1816
Жыл бұрын
One auditor did a double audit of a police station with a fire station attached. At each he asked what they saw as their top priorities. The answer at the fire station - "To protect the public. And to protect property". At the police station "To protect this station and its officers".
@matrix5062
Жыл бұрын
Sorry, What about your safety? Have you been causeing alarm and distress to others Sir to think you are at risk? What time was that Sir and where did it happen, did you know your victims Sir? Best we start from the beginning Sir..Now, Where do you live Phillip?
@regkray
Жыл бұрын
They use the phrase "with today's heightened security risks" like something has changed. The threat level is the same today as it has been for years.
@2icelollys1goat
Жыл бұрын
Or the corporation's and faceless businesses
@oscarsusan3834
Жыл бұрын
Officer safety is not my concern-they love that one.
@victormallia9481
Жыл бұрын
“Mmmaaaaarrrtttiiin !!!!!! Don’t tell lies mmmaaaarrrtttttiiiiin” 🤣🤣🤣🤣I haven’t laughed like that for a long time ….thanks AB
@diabeetus5052
14 күн бұрын
Only Fools & Horses esq
@steveszekely780
Жыл бұрын
"Martin. That is your world. I live in a happy world." "Relax and have a chewing gum." Love it.
@pradaman307
Жыл бұрын
This is today's Police Force !!!!!! God help us all !!!!!
@slickrick320
Жыл бұрын
Agreed. I see many comments from retired coppers, who joined in the 70's and left mid 90's , and said the rot started then
@samlikesfruit
Жыл бұрын
Todays police force bully and defraud child rape victims out of their property then get promoted to sargent...at Torquay Police station anyway that's exactly what happened
@samlikesfruit
Жыл бұрын
and the children of social workers and police are rapists and cocaine dealers
@chriscurtain1816
Жыл бұрын
The successor to the police will be robots and drones equipped with facial recognition and much more. So we actually need the police more than ever - but they need to be held to account otherwise they will morph into the government's sharp stick.
@annepaul2609
Жыл бұрын
That GIRLS is seriously overweight how could she run or detain a fit young man no hope
@garyeggbean2803
Жыл бұрын
Top tip. When your house is being robbed and you need an emergency response from the police, grab your phone, run outside and hold the phone in front of your face.
@STARBUCKONE108027
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@bodysuitguy
Жыл бұрын
Still won't work, they only care about "their" police station and their personal cars. Rest of their time is spent policing hurt feelings on Twitter.
@tman5634
Жыл бұрын
I will do that next time, because the last time I was robbed, the joke of a police force NEVER came out, even though the robbers were in my downstairs rooms while I was terrified in my bed room. I've lost any respect I had for them.
@settlece
Жыл бұрын
police dont come out to that no more
@ukusanz
Жыл бұрын
They’re too busy dealing with idiots with cameras
@jeffreymiller5462
Жыл бұрын
"I don't have to satisfy you, sir. Get your wife to do that, not me." 🤣🤣🤣
@zsmith4853
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lolaloritta1388
Жыл бұрын
You never fail to make me laugh AB, the accent, the comebacks, the way you deal with them all in one is just hilarious
@mksol4790
Жыл бұрын
I love the way you pull them in, they think they are getting you to answer their questions only to realize your toying with them !
@PMJ4
Жыл бұрын
5 police officers for a camera man, ring for a burglary they turn up a week later.
@lozziel9662
Жыл бұрын
if at all
@Jamesyahyah
Жыл бұрын
@@lozziel9662 Crime number if you press them
@pqrstzxerty1296
Жыл бұрын
one week, wow what police force is than, its more than ten years for my UK police force to answer the phone to allow a report.
@micklyons8858
Жыл бұрын
Cops just love drama.
@byronelenica8329
Жыл бұрын
This is the shocking state of vile devious policing. They truly are a disgrace. They wonder why they have shifted from the number one moste respected service of decades ago to now - more hated than MP's. !!!
@geoffbreen2386
Жыл бұрын
And used car salesmen/lawyers.
@loveliberals-pb9yq
Жыл бұрын
I still have respect for prostitutes.
@01matthewc
Жыл бұрын
In terms of the most hated, a little league table: 1/ Police. 2/ MP's/ politicians. 3/ Traffic wardens. 4/ Bailiffs. 5/ Lawyers/ solicitors. 6/ Judges. 7/ Power tripping security guards. 8/ Jehovah's Witnesses. 9/ New & used car salesmen. 10/ Doctor's surgery receptionists.
@yardh
Жыл бұрын
No way are the police hated more than politicians. That's unmeasurable and therefore untrue 🤣
@loveliberals-pb9yq
Жыл бұрын
@@yardh Top down. 20's billy clubs.
@jamiemackay5491
Жыл бұрын
When you looked at the window and shouted "get back to work" was gold!!😭😭😭
@ajd36
Жыл бұрын
'We're just making sure you're OK' 'I'm OK' 'What are you doing here', 'What's your name' 'What's going on' 'Have you got any ID' 'You're free to do what you want' 'Don't go over there' 'I was asked to come out and speak to you' 'We had reports of a person outside' 'We're just checking what's going on' They weren't there to makes sure he was OK at all. They opened the engagement with an outright lie.
@Jackandthebeanstock
Жыл бұрын
I would be scared if 2 police men asked me to satisfy them and then tell me to come meet them behind the bushes!! AB has balls of steel.
@nige3801
Жыл бұрын
His ball sac is a major concern with them two
@nanaj5836
Жыл бұрын
I was brought up to respect the police, I’ve over the years lost that respect. I’ve never broken the law in my life and even I can see the disrespect they show to us mere mortals 😡😡😡
@FreemasonryIsCorruption
Жыл бұрын
You should see what they do to vulnerable children and people behind the scenes when they get together with their freemason counterparts. 😈🤬☠️
@geoffbreen2386
Жыл бұрын
I agree, except that you are not a mere mortal. You are a member of the public who deserves respect from cops.
@paull5678
Жыл бұрын
@@geoffbreen2386 good luck getting that from Boris's Morons
@philipjones9458
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
@paull5678
Жыл бұрын
@@philipjones9458 I would even if they were smouldering or steamy
@ruo1438
Жыл бұрын
Fear, fear, fear. Why are they trained to fear the public? It is crazy. The blue thin line badge needs to be abolished!
@tonyjennings8199
Жыл бұрын
Well Martin kept calm and he didn't allow himself to lose control, good on him.
@rw3080
Жыл бұрын
Martin seems like a decent chap, bus is he a decent detective? Well…
@Mrfoobaer
Жыл бұрын
"we are NOT paranoid"..."we watched you 30 min walking around"
@MikeEves
Жыл бұрын
30mins spent on none crimes, zero spent on actual crime
@jasbarsoph
Жыл бұрын
Of course they are paranoid. Watching ab for 30 minutes building up all sorts of dangerous scenarios in their minds. Any cop I’ve ever had contact with thinks you have a hidden agenda.
@stevemcilroy9518
Жыл бұрын
A detective watching someone for half an hour out of a window? so......no crime to solve in Northamptonshire? god help us.
@mijimonmaster
Жыл бұрын
And blatantly lying on camera. "Hightened security levels"? Lying scumbag, the security levels are at the LOWEST levels for decades.
@hudsonbear5038
Жыл бұрын
Northants police have one of the worse policing records in the UK... This vid just proved the point....
@stevemcilroy9518
Жыл бұрын
@@hudsonbear5038 agreed
@colinmanchester178
Жыл бұрын
He was on his lunch break. It's quite reasonable to ask a bellend why he's filming with a camera with a zoom lens on it through the window of a police building.
@cliffordbuttle4529
Жыл бұрын
looks like hes over worked
@johannander9428
Жыл бұрын
AB, this video is pure gold! extremely entertaining and had be laughing throughout the clip. I love it when you take the piss.
@LOrealHardly
Жыл бұрын
6:00 "We noticed you were wandering around filming, can you explain what you are doing" "I'm wandering around filming" would have been so perfect.
@daveallen3461
Жыл бұрын
Threat levels to national security are moderate not at their highest level. More smoke and mirrors!!!
@awall7501
Жыл бұрын
We have more threat from Russia and they don't use camera's lol
@theoisme
Жыл бұрын
I did think it was at severe, but still, it’s been at least substantial since it was used as a term in 2006, so bit silly for police to use it, not like we have ever lived in a time where a threat is “unlikely” under the threat level classification
@Mister_Holdsworth
Жыл бұрын
@@awall7501 It seems you're more a threat to Russia than they are to you at the moment to be fair. You guys are the ones arming Ukraine to fight Russia thinking that's not going to bite you back.
@bodysuitguy
Жыл бұрын
Outright liar. Make a complaint.
@DavidUKesb
Жыл бұрын
And it's much much lower than when the IRA were active.
@blondie233
Жыл бұрын
AB is the only auditor out there that makes it into a comedy show 🤣 while scolding the police lmfao 🤣
@philfyphil
Жыл бұрын
What, throwing insults? Oh palease!
@blondie233
Жыл бұрын
@Philfy Phil put your dummy back in palease 🤣
@philfyphil
Жыл бұрын
@@blondie233 Funny, I would have said the same to you, wha a coincidence,
AB..I’ve watched your channel for a few years now, and never miss a good video of you auditing! One thing that I have ALWAYS wanted to see you do is audit a local accident and emergency department! Some of the attitudes and situations that occur really unfold some characters and opinions that would be great to watch!
@taryntaylor91
Жыл бұрын
could not agree more
@craig-o-matic329
Жыл бұрын
"Have a chewing gum." LMAO Well done, AB! Keep fighting the good fight. We stand with you.
@KYUSSgreenmachine
Жыл бұрын
"I need to bring you down until you realise that the public are above you"--the sideeye from Martin and then the realisation that his self perceived authority has been smashed to smithereens LOL
@bodysuitguy
Жыл бұрын
Oh, did he say that? I'm still watching Beautiful ❤️ public servants need this to be reminded to them, from the top to the bottom.
@bodysuitguy
Жыл бұрын
Took him a while didn't it. Truth exposed right there
@DMC888
Жыл бұрын
He tries to play it cool like he’s a normal human being, then came that sideways glance to his colleague. This is what every copper has drummed into them, the public are below them, not even fit to lick their boots.
@bodysuitguy
Жыл бұрын
@@DMC888 As auditors are exposing. That's why they don't like it.
@dannycarter1966
Жыл бұрын
Yes, that sentence from AB blew his circuitry. For a split second he flashed and fizzed like the JonnyCab taxi cab driver from Total Recall, then pulled himself together after his brain sent 'error 404' to his gob.
@MYCROFTonX
3 ай бұрын
They didn't come out to argue, they came out to bully and oppress.
@wYatt121509
Жыл бұрын
You sir, are a KING! Well done.
@chriscurtain1816
Жыл бұрын
At the end of the video the officers established that AB was just a member of the public, filming, while walking around in public. They had already established that in the first few moments of the conversation. And they could even see that from their office window several minutes before they came outside. It's notable that nothing described there is illegal activity. It's also staggering that after all these years none of them have heard of AB and his KZitem channel. And wow! Did you see the shock on his face at the suggestion that the police aren't 'above' the public!
@robertovers1863
Жыл бұрын
non of them ever watch youtube because they know how they are perceived by the public, each one carries a bucket of sand to put their head in
@Plague_Doc22
Жыл бұрын
This means if I decide to visit England as a tourist I have to be stopped by cops, cuz how dare I take some public photography.
@legacy1830
Жыл бұрын
Massive disconnect
@NutrisaveoO
Жыл бұрын
Hopefully nobody caught him publicly satisfying a detective next to the police station 🤣
@gs42816
Жыл бұрын
The more content I see of yours the more impressed I become. How do you keep your cool though because my temper is rubbed the wrong way when I see how some coppers abuse their authority so blatantly towards you. I'm sure I could not stay so calm.
@DC-np4gk
Жыл бұрын
“ I’ll walk round and see how we go from there” . That’s a threat . These police need reeling in .
@truthteller6161
Жыл бұрын
5 cops to ask someone if they are alright! This demonstrates that they have nothing else to do !!
@S.Trades
2 ай бұрын
And yet, if you are burgled.....
@1977ajax
Жыл бұрын
"Have you got some ID?" "Yes." That was funny - the little tosser probably got quite excited then, thinking he was going to see it. I think we all knew better!
@ianhill4585
Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the 2 separate letters" I and D "to come out the pocket.. Nice gag to present them as "D and I" , then say.ooops, I'm dyslexic....😊 "Wife to satisfy" oooh you're being rude, says the cop!! That's as daft as Yardley Ski's "F.O "comment being classed as direct swearing........ It's your interpretation that's causing the problem, or more of a "reach" to obtain that sec 5.
@CowsmiIk
Жыл бұрын
“Stop telling liiiiies Marteeeen” 🤣
@paulm5443
9 ай бұрын
Why are the police constantly telling us that they are so busy and can't deal with shoplifters and burglaries. Police management is absolutely disgusting.
@bluesnowbelle7625
2 ай бұрын
So busy that they can each waste half an hour watching AB, from a window 👮🤡
@my-king
Жыл бұрын
You have such a good style of comedy. Sadly it seems they're trying really hard to ban comedy. Thanks AB! ❤️❤️❤️
@breakit46
Жыл бұрын
And destroying story books like Roald Dahl by rewriting them to be non sexed. Indeed the world is insane.
@sicksquid3258
Жыл бұрын
It's certainly banned on the BBC,Unless your taking a poke at Trump,Farage,Brexit etc.
@colinpumpernickel2605
Жыл бұрын
@@sicksquid3258 Spot on. BBC comedy is just depressing.
@pdfgotwreckedbyasmracwolvi8205
Жыл бұрын
My Chinese druggy roommate come up to me all flustered and said ...."Bro, have you seen my cocaine" .... I said yeah, he was brilliant in the Italian job 🤐
@violent_world
Жыл бұрын
it's not banned, just no one is funny anymore.
@callumbush1
Жыл бұрын
The UK is a police state with the facade of democracy and freedom!
@callumbush1
Жыл бұрын
@ahmad hanbal one would probably get a fairer trial with AI than these toffs though!
@callumbush1
Жыл бұрын
@ahmad hanbal yeah have you seen that concept video for the artificial baby warehouses?
@catsmad48
Жыл бұрын
You are exactly correct. It's a Monarchy masquerading as a democracy. That's what people fail to grasp,
@johnvienta7622
Жыл бұрын
" Trust me" , words that strike fear into people when they are spoken by Police. I was interested in his apparent anger about the 'wife' comment and yet another auditor had a Police Sergeant make a comment about his mother and the Police themselves found that he had done nothing wrong.
@S.Trades
2 ай бұрын
No surprises there.
@That_sam_i_am
Жыл бұрын
“Martin stop telling lies” funny 😂
@Mark-ww9sb
Жыл бұрын
AB, your videos are such a revelation. I had no idea that the police had turned themselves into a superclass with no regard for personal freedoms that we've enjoyed for centuries or for the law...
@CelticSaint
Жыл бұрын
I don´t know if he´s still uploding but there was a very good channel called ´crimebodge´that´s well worth a look.
@ronharris7335
Жыл бұрын
5 policemen ,1 cameraman, I think the police should call for reinforcements.
@lukekings6913
Жыл бұрын
“Get your wife to do it” 😂😂😂 best comment ever! And you’re completely right. You don’t have to obligate him whatsoever
@bodysuitguy
Жыл бұрын
Nor cease from making personal comments. What law is that " willful criticism of a police officer"?
@MalaysiaPhilip
Жыл бұрын
No it wasn't. It was very disrespectful, to what appeared to be a decent copper. No need at all to stoop that low.
@bodysuitguy
Жыл бұрын
@@MalaysiaPhilip were you watching. He lied about the level of security threat (it is as low as it has ever been). He tried to imply we was near to some mythical line by making a joke about his wife- no such line exists and to pretend there was one , therefore implying he was close to using he police powers (e.g. arrest) is not acceptable (aka lying AGAIN) All whilst harassing someone for doing something well documented as completely legal. That's a good cop is it? Where is the line for a bad one in you opinion, raping them and putting their body in an old fridge in some woods? It's a slippery slope my friend. Baldy needs to be put right back in his box before he starts to get ideas.
@Black-Circle
Жыл бұрын
@@bodysuitguy its banter u pair of soft a r s e s
@bodysuitguy
Жыл бұрын
@@Black-Circle designed to intimidate and gain the authority in a conversation when you have none. It's part of police training as you well know officer
@colinmacfarlane6838
Жыл бұрын
Two world champions...Tyson fury and the peerless AB
@HappyHoundClub
Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely brilliant bud. 😂😂😂👍 Once you understand the public is above you 😂. His face, public servants need to understand the reality of their role and who pays their wage. He he great work 👌
@MarriedToTheKGB
Жыл бұрын
I love the bit where you instructed them to repeat and say "Yes Sir" go on say it! and "Martin, stop telling lies" This is classic AB. I think the title needs to be, I Can't Get No Satisfaction
@djohn1671
Жыл бұрын
if a cop starts to get lippy, just say ' listen, let's be honest. you ONLY become a police officer because the application form to be a lollipop lady was to difficult to fill in '.
@Mossyz.
Жыл бұрын
Had me in tears :)))))))
@jasoncdebussy
Жыл бұрын
It was the "baldy boy" after "Stop telling lies" which cracked me up 🤣
@MarriedToTheKGB
Жыл бұрын
@@jasoncdebussy As i'm bald that offended me 🤣
@jasoncdebussy
Жыл бұрын
@@MarriedToTheKGB You're a good baldy though 👍😁
@pillowcase2006
Жыл бұрын
'We are just checking everything is all right' is code for 'We are taking an opportunity to remind you of your station'.
@bodysuitguy
Жыл бұрын
I think they got reminded of theirs in this one!
@brianthecanmm6637
5 күн бұрын
I love the way Martin expresses concern about security and them clearly shows a flaw in security by pushing through the hedge
@mediapaige3824
Жыл бұрын
“Make sure you’re alright and see what’s going on” x10000 😂😂😂😂
@roogalater
Жыл бұрын
Love the way his sidekick couldn't help grinning when you said he was "still not satisfied". Great video AB
@micklyons8858
Жыл бұрын
"Satisfied", a word that the police just throw around, "we are satisfied that...". What does having a feeling of satisfaction have to do with carrying out the law according to cold, hard facts? I'm pretty sure that having satisfaction is a subjective experience, cops are supposed to be objective and impartial.
@bigspear4358
Жыл бұрын
I love it when they bring up the "heightened security levels" they must be pre-programmed to say it
@MikeNewland
11 ай бұрын
'Current climate with everything that's going on'
@SusanNoulton
3 ай бұрын
Omg you really make me laugh AB, love the funny ones, more then the serious, I also got a few more members for you. You really are additive. Thank you so much for cheering us up. 💙💙
@williambrown5617
Жыл бұрын
Hi You are the 1st To be at this police station thank you I live in Corby
@lunabikinis
Жыл бұрын
Police like to make you feel that recording them is wrong!!
@AuditingBritain
Жыл бұрын
Always
@Haywood-Jablomie
Жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain Lately, Canada has been on an arresting spree for anyone doing audits . It's getting a little bit scary.
@moonshotsilver
Жыл бұрын
@@Haywood-Jablomie double down
@jasbarsoph
Жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain The Rolling Stones song satisfaction would have been a great intro for this footage ab😂
@markrhodes5828
Жыл бұрын
how wrong they are
@wavestherules558
Жыл бұрын
Says in one breath we're not paranoid and in the next, We have been watching you for the last half hour .. Priceless. Keep em on their toes AB.
@vosaaudits
Жыл бұрын
AB well done. Thank you for posting your content
@thejudge-kv2jk
4 ай бұрын
Martin was sound. He is entitled to ask and he did so with respect.
@derektrotter4287
Жыл бұрын
Ffs he’s a detective 🕵️♀️ and can’t work out what’s going on. The penny still not dropped
@ginkgoman41
Жыл бұрын
You are sooo funny AB. Almost like dry Dutch humor🤣 Greeting from the Netherlands and keep up
@chrisbanks5925
2 ай бұрын
Poor Officer Martin Chunky Boy was so confused, he didn't know whether to wind his watch or scratch his elbow.
@jimjoelliejack
Жыл бұрын
They’re like a gang of adolescent school kids, the state of police in this country is shocking. They also love to throw in the it for your safety. Calling you mate is so so unprofessional. Martin should invest in some blinds. Well handled AB.👍
@martinkingsbury2179
Жыл бұрын
I have no respect for the police whatsoever but there’s nothing wrong with calling someone mate, mate
@jimjoelliejack
Жыл бұрын
@@martinkingsbury2179 you’re not my mate MATE.
@BorbonRooster
7 ай бұрын
@@martinkingsbury2179if we're in the streets and you're not in uniform or on duty, MAYBE it's fine. When you put the costume on you should act as professional as it's required to you. That's what being a professional is, and the same or higher standards of behavior are even required of you when you work for a company and not the poolice
@enoz.j3506
Жыл бұрын
This was so funny AB, you bloody crack me up, i think Martin is satisfied & without his wife LOL. Thank you AB for making us chuckle, we all need a chuckle these days.
@WoodlandWalks
Жыл бұрын
Wow. What an insanely paranoid reaction you got from that lot of plods. I’m fascinated with your response to them AB. They were all so focused on extracting information from you but throughout the visit you actually gave them nothing 😂 Pure class AB 🙏. You educated them properly.
@dunningkruger4863
Жыл бұрын
Is it paranoia or nudges to elicit or reaferm a certain behavior
@kevindunlap5525
Жыл бұрын
The police commit suicide FAR more often than they are killed by the civilians, in at least most English speaking countries. That's a stat they fight hard to keep secret.
@mikesmith8313
Жыл бұрын
@@dunningkruger4863 It is fear driven culture in Police, namely an intelligence led operation that leads to recrimination, which is why you shouldn't give out personal details. I gave out so many details to them once, i.e, my e-mail,name and address and paid a horrible price. Lost everything out of pure malice. Can't go into details, but don't confront them nowadays letting them question you, its suicidal.
@joshg2603
Жыл бұрын
Plod is not plural
@martinwilliams9866
11 ай бұрын
You work for the public not only because you "protect" them ( & sometimes kill them illegally), but also because they pay your wages.
@edeledeledel5490
Жыл бұрын
"High powered lenses to look through windows" - cover it up then, draw your curtains, put it away! "I'll just walk round and then we'll see how it goes". That's a threat, if ever I heard one. And if he's not going to arrest you, he sound like he's threatening violence.
@1MogJon
Жыл бұрын
You're right, AB. None of those cops were able to be identified, no shoulder numbers and the 'patches' that they referred to could not be seen. I wonder if that is a deliberate ploy for when they abuse their powers they cannot be identified! Keep up the good work. AB.
@TriumphRiderNorthNorthants
Жыл бұрын
Im ngl i can clearly see several of their Collar numbers that identify them
@ernestchadwell9069
Жыл бұрын
Of course it is.
@user-xc5im8bw9f
Жыл бұрын
Yes they can be identified as their collar numbers and names can be viewed.
@AlabamaTree
Жыл бұрын
AB, you never fail to impress me with your ability to switch between ‘wind up merchant’ to ‘peace maker’ at the flick of a switch. 😂🤣😅
@anthonytaylor3989
Жыл бұрын
A bit like the copper,bad then good cop back to the opposite again.
@AlabamaTree
Жыл бұрын
@@anthonytaylor3989 yeah, he was playing the same game
@oneball783
Жыл бұрын
Funny how the first Officer didn't mention that you didn't have to give your ID until after he realised you knew more than what he did
@8888Dino8888
4 ай бұрын
Don’t over protect ! So funny AB
@jasoncdebussy
Жыл бұрын
"Don't tell lies next time, baldy boy" - you crack me up, AB 🤣
@ZanderEast
Жыл бұрын
The look you received when you mentioned they’re below the public was priceless. They are granted authority by the public and they then think they’re above the public that grants them authority. Backwards times brother 😢
@mijimonmaster
Жыл бұрын
Start calling them "functionaries" rather than officer or constable. They hate that, but it's what they are 😁
@user-xc5im8bw9f
Жыл бұрын
Yet they protect people whilst putting their lives on the line and go into situations that the public run from!. Perhaps remember that. Perhaps go research how many officers have been killed and injured in the course of assisting us all.
@ramudasanjuu
11 ай бұрын
@@user-xc5im8bw9f i don't think the officers in the video were assisting anyone
@charlesdevlin9687
Жыл бұрын
Love your videos😊 by the way if you’re a local to Northampton the Kettering is one of the many ‘outlying’ towns and we joke about them saying “is Kettering spelt with two rr’s” pronouncing it “Kettering”
@cranmer1985
Жыл бұрын
Imagine you are in a life threatening situation and these lot turn up to save the day 😂
@RicArmstrong
Жыл бұрын
AB, can you please go back to giving the officers plastic letters when they ask for ID? I would bust out laughing everytime you did that. 😅
@terrytibbs8083
Жыл бұрын
I didn’t like that as it blows his cover. AB should turn off his camera and use his secret glasses when they come to interact with him…….. when they think they are not being recorded AB will get explosive action
@awall7501
Жыл бұрын
@@terrytibbs8083 I agree 100%
@adburn1066
Жыл бұрын
I agree too.
@JoeyRhubarb
Жыл бұрын
Naa, it's a bit lame. Like Peter Kay style comedy.
@pillowcase2006
Жыл бұрын
Thanks AB. I was detained there on Christmas 2021 and sustained permanent nerve damage due to overzealous officers which now means I cannot walk very well. I was flying from America back home to Heathrow where they arrested me for reasons I have still never been told I have no criminal history but i had complained about being assaulted by two officers 5 years ago and they still won't let their vindictiveness go. It's amazing how much money and time they will waste just to intimidate someone willing to challenge the institution.
@engineeringvision9507
Жыл бұрын
You can request a copy of your police records which will state why you were arrested. It sounds like you are hiding a lot of the story from us which is fairly common!
@pillowcase2006
Жыл бұрын
@@engineeringvision9507 just like paedophiles concealing their focus on by coppers by sycophantically subscribing to their every breath... Like you
@taryntaylor91
Жыл бұрын
@@engineeringvision9507 Not necessarily so, at all. I have had an "alleged" crime put against my name, by the vicious & infamous Norfolk Constabulary. I am being treated as a criminal ,even though I was never taken to court , nor prosecuted, nor fined. In fact, I was never approached by any police officer, even though on papers it states "an extreme police incident"?!! Though when challenged they can not tell me of how many officers that attended, their collar numbers or names, no police note books Nothing, apart from a Modus Operandi with about 4-6 versions of the same "non existent" crime ,which never took place!! That is how bad things have got. They also like to put many false allegations down about you on what is called a MOPI. I am learning quite a bit about the police & every time I am shocked.& disgusted, how come I have been so naive & ignorant of what is going on around me? My trust in police, has been shattered forever.
@taryntaylor91
Жыл бұрын
I too, should not have a "criminal police record at all" But now I have one of those, shall we say "unofficial" ones. Yes, how very sneaky they are & you are correct, any complaints or challenges one makes about them. They come at you even more so but get the rest of the gang to intervene too. I have evidential proof that the NHS, councils, DWP, police etc all become complicit in their working together against an individual. This country are/have followed the US ways to a tee.
@pillowcase2006
Жыл бұрын
@@taryntaylor91 FFS it's unreal isnt it?!
@SusanSoCal1
Жыл бұрын
Amazing how many people want to help you when you have a camera in your hand. 5 public servants rushing out to help you.
@leskerr9446
9 ай бұрын
But none available for a break-in!
@knighty666gaming3
22 күн бұрын
Respect to detective Martin he is not bellow the public we’re all equal but respect to that man for acknowledging he works for the public and not acting as if he is above the public.We need more like you Martin good man respect we’re respect is due and Martins got mine.
@JohnSmith-vx9re
Жыл бұрын
The more Martin spoke the more he realised just how completely braindead he sounded, in the end he broke contact.
@MojoRiad
Жыл бұрын
"I was born and raised in asgard" LMFAOOOOO
@RobertMihalache
3 ай бұрын
In a serious relationship with 👮♂️ 🚨 😂
@MisterAuditor
Жыл бұрын
Excellent video as always top guy.
@Catmad65
Жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha , Martin is so uptight I don’t think he’s getting no satisfaction 🤣 Brilliant AB absolutely brilliant, you’ve made my day with your cheeky humour again 😂
@gordongourlay7423
Жыл бұрын
Martin has so much sarcasm he could rent it out on his days off lol 😆
@nodarkthings
Жыл бұрын
I have to say this was masterfully handled by AB
@SamanthaLewis-jm3xe
2 ай бұрын
Not once has a copper asked me, can they help me, am I alright, or to mind out for cars. But then I'm not filming. What they really mean is who the fuck are you , what are you doing, and piss off and stop filming me. Lol.
@ginge-tube5172
Жыл бұрын
Social media training needs to be mandatory for every police force👍
@holteenderavfc375
Жыл бұрын
As well as social skills
@markdavies8040
Жыл бұрын
They need to be trained full stop! 🙈🤣
@nockianlifter661
Жыл бұрын
They don’t think it’s strange to follow a member of public around on their cameras, but the moment the tables are turned …
@bodysuitguy
Жыл бұрын
Don't you understand? They are better than us. They rule us. They are our superiors.
@martinkeats4429
Жыл бұрын
Yo hi AB… love hearing somebody happy!
@donrafski
Жыл бұрын
Another satisfied officer, well done A.B. Great Audit!
@chrisdossett6457
Жыл бұрын
Another great audit AB. We'll done on challenging the officers without epaulettes 👍👍
@bodysuitguy
Жыл бұрын
And switching in his body cam and not telling AB. Against policy
@TheSadButMadLad
Жыл бұрын
11:25 So Martin gets all upset about AB saying that only Martin's wife can satisfy him. Said with a laugh. Yet he doesn't realise that approaching someone who is not committing any crime or breaching the peace could be upsetting to that person. And that doing so breaches their human rights.
@yaghaus1036
Жыл бұрын
Oh haha 😂 how did I miss this one. I’ve watched all of yours but this only came up as a recommendation today 😮 haha hilarious patronising voice to Martin “don’t tell lies Martiiiinn” 😅
@Brasslantern007
Ай бұрын
AB best comment is when he calls them paranoid it cracks me up everytime 😂😂😂
@chrispii47
Жыл бұрын
Love the change to stronger foreign accent once terrorism is mentioned just to trigger them.pure class!!
@frankgardiner5002
Жыл бұрын
It takes five officers to see if you're alright and I thought that the police were short on man power obviously not. The only dodgy people are the one's in the uniforms.
@dazcostello603
Жыл бұрын
You mean ' person' power 🤣🤦
@murad6375
Жыл бұрын
This video was too funny 😂😂 keep up the content man
@tresjolie-london6919
Жыл бұрын
AB 😂 The master of all audit 🙌🏼 utter satisfaction 🤣
Looool this is comedy gold! You pushed it a little there AB! I’m crying with laughter!
@chriswebster8769
Жыл бұрын
All been bullied before and want to feel like the bullies for once ...what a sad state we live in
@thanksaanderton
Жыл бұрын
They love this heightened security risk shit don’t they. They’ll never admit its way lower than they want you to think.
@robert3800
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant.... We're not paranoid we only been watching you for the last half hour. .they have no idea The job will come to an end their paranoia will never and they will never know they have it ...
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