"Very tasteful nudes" Oh Tim, I love the way you say that.
@ThesuperChito
6 жыл бұрын
Nooods
@benk.7668
5 жыл бұрын
Ben Keohane hey another Ben K
@ginakhan1297
3 жыл бұрын
Time slot?
@simplysanatori
3 жыл бұрын
@@ginakhan1297 2:17
@TaterTheAV8R
3 жыл бұрын
Newds
@K0DeX
10 жыл бұрын
The subtlety used with the gag with the tie you're wearing had me laughing more and more each time!
@K0DeX
10 жыл бұрын
YUSS. It are. It wasn't really the gag itself, more Tim's attempt at subtlety to pass the gag off. Brilliant.
@OneHuntiBoi
8 жыл бұрын
here's another from my collection *Pulls out noose*
@gskaloyan
8 жыл бұрын
+Headsprouter Perhaps Knot
@davidkennedy8257
8 жыл бұрын
top kek
@retrofilth1414
8 жыл бұрын
Gil Kennedy top bake xddxdxdxdx
@pepperonipizza8200
5 жыл бұрын
"A major sensation, back in my teenage years."
@gskaloyan
9 жыл бұрын
Tie from the Nile
@Laurabeck329
8 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@Lord5oth
8 жыл бұрын
+gskaloyan what is it about the nile comments in every friggin video ?!!!
@jack5ter98
8 жыл бұрын
+Dread Steel whatch his video on vases :)
@Lord5oth
8 жыл бұрын
Jack Monaghan hahaha thanks :D
@bobbybrine6547
8 жыл бұрын
+Dread Steel infinite water
@KatanaSoul
10 жыл бұрын
Omg that santa tie was somewhat evil.
@Gollum999
10 жыл бұрын
Hey. I like your poops.
@n4than
10 жыл бұрын
It's the poop man!
@metholuscaedes6794
10 жыл бұрын
He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! So! You better watch out Oh! You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout, I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming Santa is such a joyful character isnt he!? Dressed in red to hide the splatter.
10 жыл бұрын
my dad has the same tie, wears it every christmas, the battery is dead started to leak 10 years ago
@MikaelLevoniemi
10 жыл бұрын
I had one of those santa ties. That electric beeper was the most resilient device i've ever owned. In the end it ended up in a pint of beer and happily beeped away while submerged.
@CounterNerd
8 жыл бұрын
I want to get that tie Tim is wearing. Then I could arrive to the party and people would look at my oddly small tie and as the night went on, I'd pull it when no one was looking (haha) and at the end of the night it would be a normal tie and everyone would wonder what the hell just happened.
@mementomori1499
7 жыл бұрын
CounterNerd I think I see you comment on Tim's videos pretty often
@hotpockets2224
5 жыл бұрын
pull it ever so slightly each time and before you know it no one will even notice that your tie is now dragging along the floor !
@FreakinFred08
2 жыл бұрын
@@hotpockets2224 don’t forget to cough so as to obfuscate your sneaky intentions.
@Danny.._
10 жыл бұрын
Tim would have been the coolest uncle to visit as a kid
@MichaelFrancisRay
10 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. Just found him and all his videos make me smile. Thanks tim.
@jantulinja8917
8 жыл бұрын
he sees you when you're sleeping *he knows when you're awake*
@Dipsydawg
6 жыл бұрын
Tim is coming to town...
@ryandean3162
10 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he might be coming down with . . . tieburculosis.
@Kitykitycoco
10 жыл бұрын
I swear to god
@johndaarteest
3 жыл бұрын
That's knot funny.
@apeman9238
3 жыл бұрын
@@johndaarteest not*
@johndaarteest
3 жыл бұрын
@@apeman9238 These are puns, play on words related to tieing and making knots and ties, hence knot.
@apeman9238
3 жыл бұрын
@@johndaarteest ahh ok
@xfusee
10 жыл бұрын
3:39 ... pocket in a tie. Karl Pilkington's dream come true!!!
@NaiRemlap1
10 жыл бұрын
gotta show this to Steve and Ricky
@ghillepig2
4 жыл бұрын
Thank god someone else noticed
@piratelife182
3 жыл бұрын
Put a pair of scissors in it
@bRadicalmagic1
9 жыл бұрын
I not only LOVE your videos, but YOU sir are a BEAUTIFULLY amazing example of how to be an EXCELLENT human being and thank you so much !
@ToastyBoy17
10 жыл бұрын
That was absolutely marvelous! My favorite has to be the hilarious growing tie that you wore.
@wigglyboots2
10 жыл бұрын
I click the "like" button on all your videos simply because there is no "adore" button.
@fatshadow2062
10 жыл бұрын
Knot bad, Tim ol' boy. Take a bow.
@Xan2530
8 жыл бұрын
1:05 Reminds me of Futurama's XMAS Santa.
@haydenobie962
9 жыл бұрын
*cough *cough tie from the Nile
@pnukup91
10 жыл бұрын
3:10 That's a nice fish-tie. Do you have any hen-tie too? Would love to see one.
@NumeroPerdido
10 жыл бұрын
It's a holy mackerel.
@frodobaggins2328
10 жыл бұрын
***** JOIN THE HOBBITS!!!!!
@dr.gungraziano
9 жыл бұрын
At least his tentacle has grown to a disturbing length...
@anastasiadunbar5246
9 жыл бұрын
The penis tie.
@denniszurmeneta1175
6 жыл бұрын
i'd say that you're a "NOBLE" person.
@twitchsix20five
9 жыл бұрын
i thought he was going to hang himself at the end there...
@onionbubs5023
10 жыл бұрын
These videos ALWAYS brighten my day :DDD Thank you Tim.
@3point0Gamer
10 жыл бұрын
I just find myself getting tranced into watching hours of these videos
@kiefac
8 жыл бұрын
first he talks about nudes, and then a pearl necklace. He set it up
@Jayderica
6 жыл бұрын
kiefac. Haha 👏🏻
@immortalsun
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it.
@kiefac
3 жыл бұрын
@@immortalsun You'll learn when you're older
@rainabove1945
3 жыл бұрын
kiefac. It’s been 4 years lmao
@jayscraggs405
3 жыл бұрын
@@rainabove1945 I wonder if he ever found out
@RebelChild09
10 жыл бұрын
Mr. Tim is just fantastic. Any object he features, the way he talks about it with such interest just takes you along.
@ZVEKOfficial
10 жыл бұрын
Tie : Can I go outside ? Hat : You can go hang around
@daisukekichigoru4900
10 жыл бұрын
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on a head I'll hang around.
@ZVEKOfficial
10 жыл бұрын
Nice one . So nice that I'll hang myself XP
@helenurquhart2375
10 жыл бұрын
haha lol funny joke :)
@daisukekichigoru4900
10 жыл бұрын
XD
@dropkickedmurphy6463
4 жыл бұрын
5:55 my guy made a perfect hit marker / gun sound
@Garenzo314
7 жыл бұрын
Tim, I must say I absolutely love your skits where you continue to showcase an item throughout the entire video. I recall one in particular where you had a large jug and you continued to pour water from it the entire episode. It would empty, then after one or two other displays, you would pour it again and more water would come out! It is a very clever mode of presentation, and I love what you are doing with the tie you are wearing. I am only half way through your video as I type this, but I know that tie will continue to lengthen. Great display, great work. Keep it coming!
@Triad3Force
10 жыл бұрын
I giggled every time he tugged at the tie he was wearing :)
@sozogen
10 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be sharing these videos with my family, as if he were the grandfather we never knew, sharing his fantastic and wonderful toys with us. Brings such joy. Love this channel.
@gorkema8054
3 жыл бұрын
- Honey, that was a very "long" night. But why did you cough all the time? + Heh.
@joannegray5138
9 жыл бұрын
Back in the 1980s, one of my school friends had one of those pearl ties. Well, a cheap version using pink and white plastic beads, but it looked very effective with her neon pink silk shirt, ra-ra skirt, neon pink ankle socks, white high heels and neon pink fingerless gloves.
@samreeve9738
6 жыл бұрын
4:20 "This one goes round the neck" *holy shit*
@macdoo99
10 жыл бұрын
Those diddy ties were adorable.
@mat5116
8 жыл бұрын
I didn't get my math homework done because of this channel.
@WittyDroog
10 жыл бұрын
"Santa is trying to persuade Rudolph that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-bearded form and says, "Now I am become Santa, the destroyer of naughty."
@Supermanohman
10 жыл бұрын
There is no St. Nick only Santa!
@designanddirection
10 жыл бұрын
Tim's kipper tie was of the unsmoked variety. Keep up the good work Hendrik & Tim!
@luke_ario1313
7 жыл бұрын
ASMR: We have the most relaxing videos ever. Tim: Hold my beer.
@fastcars393
3 жыл бұрын
You mean hold my tie? xD
@IndigoGollum
3 жыл бұрын
Hold his Nile mug.
@itcamefromthecloud
9 жыл бұрын
Water from the Nile.
@thatguy3299
5 жыл бұрын
2:24 oooh naaastyyyy mr timmy
@Supermanohman
10 жыл бұрын
A British man talks about ties. And I can't get enough of it.
@DrNazus
9 жыл бұрын
Scarf from the Nile...
@JesseHolleran
10 жыл бұрын
Theres a reason why I love watching this guy. He brings me laugher as his videos are the best on youtube! Way to go. Mr. Grand Illusion! Your work is fresh and original!
@Munchausen45
6 жыл бұрын
Of course he’s a former magician.....🎩🐇🕊🕊🕊
@carrotman
10 жыл бұрын
Wow. Tim, you blew my mind with this one. Loving that you just make no big deal out of it and you're wearing a 6 foot tie.
@RedThorn00
10 жыл бұрын
Would wear all of them at once.
@faszikilawang8445
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao. The way he keeps going back to pulling out the tie he has on, reminds me of his "water from the Nile" bit in the vase episode.
@asrieldreemurr6897
8 жыл бұрын
Tie from the nile
@Zaviex
10 жыл бұрын
Pearl necklace? No Tim no!
@mattkillam2033
7 жыл бұрын
I wish i could enjoy anything as much as tim loves goofy novelty ties
@Hesric
10 жыл бұрын
I'm really glad I've found your videos.very interesting things...I know what I will be watching with my kids in the future.
@frothguy
5 жыл бұрын
No one: Literally No one: Not a single soul: Tim: *COUGH COUGH THE TIE IS TOO SHORT*
@gordonfreeman5872
3 жыл бұрын
why do people keep adding this 'no one' copypasta in front of every one liner? it doesn't make it funnier, there is no joke to it
@connormaughan7166
9 жыл бұрын
let Karl Pilkington know that the pocket tie is a thing.
@organ444
8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I was wondering if anyone had picked up on it!
@jamesjameo8571
3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel anxious I come to these videos and I feel calm within 5 minutes
@paultougher1473
8 жыл бұрын
This shows amazing. Never fails to amuse me
@RebelChild09
10 жыл бұрын
Mr. Tim is also a magician? I have just become even more of a fan than I already was!
@DoYouLikeMyNameDude
10 жыл бұрын
I want to know where to get that super-long tie.
@BeetleJuice98
10 жыл бұрын
The tie you have on is just too funny :)
@franklinblankenship8991
8 жыл бұрын
"......but I never got it working properly, so all I can do is demonstrate what it might've been like.....a waving thing.....extraordinary........."LMAO..
@maurianobaruso5859
7 жыл бұрын
Seriously forget to like every video cuz im too entranced ! LOVE THIS SHOW.
@xxfriskkxxxx9486
9 жыл бұрын
I love this guy he's so cool
@browntooth8621
7 жыл бұрын
Omg that tiny tie was adorable
@enjoiorange
10 жыл бұрын
had me laughing. good old dry humor is a lost tradition here in the states
@faithfulslavepedro9501
8 жыл бұрын
extraordinary.
@xassylax
3 жыл бұрын
That tie was like the original “water from the Nile” 😂
@Megablab
10 жыл бұрын
Thank you for all the cool videos you do! You must have been a great Magician;-)
@hmvd22
8 жыл бұрын
I remember from my childhood a sketch comedy with a guy who lift his tie every time a hot girl appeared
@AngurioGaming
8 жыл бұрын
wow, great video, my grandpa loves your channel :D
@RobbieLan
7 жыл бұрын
This channel is a blessing
@michaelwilliams9566
8 жыл бұрын
Ah.. A lovely pearl necklace. An extraordinary amount! Produced from... Well that's a secret I won't reveal. A very curious solution it is. Heh.
@ohheyitsadrian4412
10 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen this guy before today but I just subscribed. He's pretty awesome and has a lot of cool things
@isupermandude
10 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realise that you actually have one of the things Tim shows!
@freemanwithoutthephd639
7 жыл бұрын
Tim Rowett, master of disguising when he fixes his tie!
@MissBaggyCoat
10 жыл бұрын
Oh my god! A pocket Tie! Amazing!
@mickeymouse12678
9 жыл бұрын
I feel like Ashens has the same evil Santa tie.
@SuperSmosh123
9 жыл бұрын
He has a different design but plays the same tune
@KorytheMaril
8 жыл бұрын
+jester jake Well, tried to play that tune, at least.
@Koseiku
10 жыл бұрын
haha that neverending tie was the BEST
@HoshoLegacy
10 жыл бұрын
I have an "8-bit tie" somewhere in my wardrobe.. excellent for when I want to be a video game character from the 80's..
@MrCat-fy7bz
7 жыл бұрын
My favorite is the tie gag that Tim did with his tie getting longer and longer
@belzebubbby
10 жыл бұрын
I'd love to have a tie that could be filled, so i could drink from it :D
@rileylarkin1254
7 жыл бұрын
I knew this episode would be great. I was not wrong.
@nikisaraa
6 жыл бұрын
The Bob Ross of collectors,
@Mmgry
7 жыл бұрын
Tim : and this is my favorite tie.. *pulls out noose* yet to be used.. heh..
@frawg3856
7 жыл бұрын
The nude tie. When you need to get one out but don't have the internet with you.
@joke.n.d2384
9 жыл бұрын
My science teacher in 7th grade had an awesome tie that looked like the keys of a piano and you press those fabric keys it would make the corrisponding sound that an electric key board would make. It was so fun when he would play a tune for the class
@shaboingboing799
Жыл бұрын
I invented the keyboard necktie
@dosbro4690
4 жыл бұрын
I’m a tie wearer and these are great
@samirsuleman8803
10 жыл бұрын
Tim, you're just amazing
@GRVEMISTKE
3 жыл бұрын
I like how Tim just played off the fact that he just created an SCP
@jimimarley3854
10 жыл бұрын
Awesome as always Tim!
@xOV3RS33Rx
8 жыл бұрын
This immediately reminded me of the President of West Virginia University's collection of bow ties. Look it up!
@MarcelleGeorge
10 жыл бұрын
This is Great , and you are very charming yourself . Lovely selection of ties , I like the Marylin Monroe one . I Enjoyed your video very much thanks . Love your accent . I hope that cough gets better soon .
@DreamApostle128
3 жыл бұрын
At the beginning I was like: that's a really short tie. Oh boy was I wrong!! XD
@TommyGunz
7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA Tim definitely said Pearl necklace. lol..
@Gumbocinno
3 жыл бұрын
Man I love this guy. It had me fuming that his most popular video has so many dislikes.
@ultimateninjaboi
8 жыл бұрын
I have a fair number of more standard neckties for formal occasions. but I do have one or two fun ones that have recently popped into my closet. may have to add the "hello handsome" one to my collection, if I can find it. X3 But my personal favorite of mine is a sort of response to the keyboard tie. it has the design of a guitar fretboard, complete with strings, running down its length. not quite silly, but still fun for me. x3
@bostonrailfan2427
3 жыл бұрын
ah, the reason for a lot of these is revealed: magicians love odd things that are more than they seem. add in being an engineer and it’s the perfect combination for loving toys
@indexppeuc
10 жыл бұрын
lovely little pearl necklace
@JohnnyRock
8 жыл бұрын
3:35 Karl Pilkington is kicking himself
@GallerySpecter
5 жыл бұрын
...I am watching a video about novelty ties. That does it, I am officially my grandpa.
@slippytiger
8 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Tim has given many a girl a purl necklace.
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