"There was a cyber attack, no one on the chat meant what they said" Bro really tried to pull the collective hallucination card
@l1fey123
Жыл бұрын
Just like how nothing happened when pyro tried to stream TF2 and accessed his loadout
@SahilKhan-pq4hd
Жыл бұрын
it was all in le head
@asimplekoala6687
Жыл бұрын
Funny, considering Cryptocurrency culture may as well BE one giant collective hallucination.
@selfdiagnosedhappiness5627
Жыл бұрын
gaslight gatekeep guyboss
@sage6708
Жыл бұрын
It was all mass hysteria, i swear
@Evanz111
Жыл бұрын
This man feels like a Guy Ritchie villain except in a modern day film where he ironically has no idea how the internet works as a character flaw.
@Alphoric
Жыл бұрын
Yh plus he could go to jail over a 20 second voice note on Snapchat
@Mistashiba
Жыл бұрын
rare insults submission
@JeanMarceaux
Жыл бұрын
Question: a modern day film ingeneral, or modern day Guy Ritchie film?
@hannibalspectre637
Жыл бұрын
I’d watch that film
@goopguy548
Жыл бұрын
A guy Richie bad guy where a rich person tries to act scary is exactly that mf
@TenArson
Жыл бұрын
can’t believe pyro would threat people like this
@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee
Жыл бұрын
Oop can't support The Cynical Pyro anymore
@bunnyventi
Жыл бұрын
I can
@jaysus4316
Жыл бұрын
He threatened me by saying he'll take my wife.
@duckipo5474
Жыл бұрын
Pyro fell off
@rafaeljoshuatapia4278
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@patricktimoney3627
Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe pyro is threatening his viewers with breaking bad quotes
@Abdul_rahman_von_yasin
Жыл бұрын
waltuh
@cesarsymon.yamutan1362
Жыл бұрын
waltuh
@theschooner7916
Жыл бұрын
waltuh
@zombtron7101
Жыл бұрын
@@Abdul_rahman_von_yasin put your dick away waltuh
@treythecrappyanimator4028
Жыл бұрын
Waltuh
@funnyguy296
Жыл бұрын
I love this dude like “man i cant believe you people would make fun of the person you watch every day” while people in pyros stream are gaslighting him into thinking his mic is muted
@NovaMaster375
Жыл бұрын
I mean it's pyros fault if he believes them; he can just pull up his own stream lol
@actualegg9287
Жыл бұрын
Clearly he's never heard of Jerma
@mamouilletten1562
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha basic trolling but excellent, are there any clips about it somewhere ?
@ikilledaman
Жыл бұрын
lmao whenever that happens it never fails to be funny
@WowCreativeUsername
Жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear "Metaverse", "Crypto", "NFT", or "Blockchain", my mind auto-corrects it to "Scam"
@kevinrobon
11 ай бұрын
same
@battleee
Жыл бұрын
Pyro knows how to do an apology after the fat pyro stream
@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee
Жыл бұрын
Bruh. Bruh. Bruh
@Rock_yeah
Жыл бұрын
FACT+TRUE+BASED
@christianred9730
Жыл бұрын
True. I should get a job instead of lying on the internet and I should touch grass.
@manlostmen8553
Жыл бұрын
69 likes your welcome
@redmist6630
Жыл бұрын
BRITISH PERSON THEATENS TO SMASH SOMEONES TEETH. this has to be scripted lmao
@bug688
Жыл бұрын
I love how I scroll down to the comments section when Pyro says "my viewers are so abusive to me" and I see all the comments bullying him. Comedy Gold!
@popojelly1895
Жыл бұрын
You don't have to scroll down mate, top comments are always bullying pyro
@FarnesV
Жыл бұрын
This is what you get after selling your soul to KZitem, you are the clown that's dancing and we the viewers
@juanvilas5341
Жыл бұрын
I love how his argument is "It's not a rug pull because we didnt had a rug pull yet so it's legit."
@KumoGoesFast
Жыл бұрын
"i'm not going to stab you bro, i'm just holding the knife near you"
@delilah9252
Жыл бұрын
@@KumoGoesFast I'm not going to rob you bro, I just have a M1911 pointed at your head
@NovaMaster375
Жыл бұрын
"It can't be a rug-pull if you're not on the rug yet"
@troll4life662
Жыл бұрын
Same energy as "They're not loot boxes they're surprise mechanics"
@fanrosefabrose9457
Жыл бұрын
"What will you do with that gun?" "Figure it oouuutt"
@learntocopeharder4541
Жыл бұрын
i still can't believe pyrocynical is still threatening people
@Agiranto
Жыл бұрын
It's jolly to see two true Bri'ish lads have a civil, gentle conversation
@gabrielpineirogarcia2078
Жыл бұрын
"Theres enough negativity in the world"-The doxxer who wants to Smash your teeth in
@motherrussia5320
Жыл бұрын
seeing the owner of paradox metaverse having a mental breakdown people aren't buying into his scam is like seeing cavemen discovering fire. Edit: what the hell is going on in the replies
@nanoqht285
Жыл бұрын
And proceeding to scorch the savannah.
@nsiwp-kovn7486
Жыл бұрын
maybe the reason its failing is because now everyone that bought into it are taking out making it worthless you people cant see past your 1 dimensional world view, you just copy down what your favorite content creator says and paste it everywhere you can.
@ziggymoondust2281
Жыл бұрын
@@nsiwp-kovn7486 IGN opinion
@Yikeo
Жыл бұрын
@@nsiwp-kovn7486 nice 2 week old account Bot or delusional? 😂
@wibs0n68
Жыл бұрын
@@nsiwp-kovn7486 You prob have a monkey jpeg somwhere on your pc
@Hexra_
Жыл бұрын
I like how Pyro said his chat is "borderline abusive" but he knows we crossed that line ages ago
@DankSpoony
Жыл бұрын
I love how if you tune your brain out, the conviction in this guy's voice makes it sound like he knows what he's saying, but if you pay a spec of attention it makes no verbal or grammatical sense
@pokpok97642
Жыл бұрын
bro got the bbc pundit voicepack
@rootfish2671
Жыл бұрын
He's a bot
@lackadaisical9417
Жыл бұрын
As a lurker I feel appreciated 👍
@theonlyMoancore
Жыл бұрын
As a screamer I feel appreciated
@lackadaisical9417
Жыл бұрын
@@theonlyMoancore 👍
@theonlyMoancore
Жыл бұрын
@@lackadaisical9417 👍
@k.okirbe
Жыл бұрын
👍
@JustMardus
Жыл бұрын
👍
@VikingDieHard
Жыл бұрын
Pyro, we yell at you in your livestreams because we love you
@Thomas_Angelo
Жыл бұрын
Yeah. I didn't call him the most horrible slurs in the chat because I hated him... It's because I love him.
@alpha_9997
Жыл бұрын
Literally 1984
@theotv5522
Жыл бұрын
Nah we all despise him. He doesn't read comments here so you can stop sugarcoating now :)
@andrewamp1
Жыл бұрын
Tough line indeed.
@CuongNguyen-eg1pu
Жыл бұрын
We are giving him tough love that his father in prison never gave him
@artherir
Жыл бұрын
Pyro threatening people with releasing his furry browser history, unbelievable. What's next huh, cryptoscam?
@kiravremyanoi4772
Жыл бұрын
lmao
@Nataniahuahu
Жыл бұрын
I can excuse puro executing someone on stream, but crypto is where I draw the line.
@@jerrymartin7019nah, but my C2D runs hot around 100°C running changed, before turning into goo, because it's a "P" version of the C2D
@bingusenjoyer197
Жыл бұрын
The story of the paradox creators is actual delusion. Threatening some random ass tiktok and trying to pay people to put a hit on him is so funny bro.
@jerrymartin7019
Жыл бұрын
Especially when it's only 5k for the "hit". That's the price of a used car, and not a particularly desirable one at that. Who in their right mind would kidnap someone for that alone?
@twilightparanormalresearch186
Жыл бұрын
@@jerrymartin7019 these fucking morons
@mamouilletten1562
Жыл бұрын
@@jerrymartin7019 I Saw a junkie beat the shit out of someone ( and sent to the hospital) for a hundred euros. Anything is possible.
@ebkadam4775
Жыл бұрын
@@mamouilletten1562 I doubt that if he wasn’t a junkie, if he would’ve beat him up
@Nakosuke-75
Жыл бұрын
I cant believe Pyro still makes mistakes 😢
@Tacolul
Жыл бұрын
“Age is just a social construct” Pyrocinical
@wardog579
Жыл бұрын
he made a human mistake?! *I label thou criiinge!*
@fuziontonygaming
Жыл бұрын
We must hold him to todays standards, cancelled!
@Foxhunter258
Жыл бұрын
To the gulags
@manlostmen8553
Жыл бұрын
brits smh smh
@Cri_Jackal
Жыл бұрын
2:50 wait, dislikes are hidden on EVERY video on KZitem anyway? He really double-hid the dislikes.
@edilsagindik837
Жыл бұрын
"pyrocinical" being a "citizen" of "england" is truly an inspirational thing ever
@tanukifox8041
Жыл бұрын
bri'ish 'person'
@thebusiness7702
Жыл бұрын
found the schlatt viewer
@nerd26373
Жыл бұрын
Seems like Pyro is gradually getting better in terms of delivering content for our own consumption.
@Pherioxus
Жыл бұрын
One day he'll break 1 million subs
@JeanMarceaux
Жыл бұрын
actually bullied into making content
@pilotredlake
Жыл бұрын
i absolutely cannot believe pyro is threatening people again
@planemod8399
Жыл бұрын
He isn't
@OwnzStriker
Жыл бұрын
@@planemod8399 He is. Didn't you watch the video? Typical Pyro fanboy smh.
@planemod8399
Жыл бұрын
@@OwnzStriker oh come on, he isn't that bad
@exilemorin04
Жыл бұрын
@@planemod8399 pretty sure everyone is joking about pyro doing it
@pilotredlake
Жыл бұрын
@@planemod8399 thats the joke 😐
@NOTanAriral
Жыл бұрын
Pyro using the word “inkling” is proving to me that he is subconsciously adapting Walter White’s vocabulary. It is genuinely becoming “le” to him, using it from lizard-brained instinct
@halffruit9245
Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Pyro would blackmail his own mother.
@Anon3960
Жыл бұрын
Damn pyro actually made this one only a little late, and not insanely late like he usually does. Pyro is literally the internet explorer of commentators.
@lucid2406
Жыл бұрын
Most apology videos “Deep sigh” “Dog appears” “I am sorry you are so sensitive” “It wasn’t my fault”
@kunoichi3868
Жыл бұрын
As a lurker, I fully approve pyro's message about us. Massive thanks!
@werq_lol
Жыл бұрын
"When something bad happens, they spam W" "When something good happens, they spam L" 💀
@Top_Nepper
Жыл бұрын
I love how all the top comments (at the time of this writing) are all roasting Pyro. I love this fanbase.
@TheBanMan
Жыл бұрын
>dislikes disabled >viewers can't see them anyway level 100 intellect
@aw2584
Жыл бұрын
You can see them with apps and I think content creators can see each others likes and dislikes
@theultimatebusta
Жыл бұрын
I am so threatened right now, I’m aiming a gun at the screen to get revenge on the cyber bullies
@JeanMarceaux
Жыл бұрын
self defense situation, you had to shoot through a crowd of people to protect your life
@fellowcomrade7914
Жыл бұрын
@@JeanMarceaux unexpected Sam Hyde reference
@atomicgamin5571
Жыл бұрын
I have a personal grudge against The Paradox Metaverse being that is so similar in name to Paradox Interactive, one of, if not the greatest game design companies in history.
@truthhurts2879
Жыл бұрын
I could be wrong, but having learnt much about this company's "CEO" and the highly dubious and real dirty tactics he employs, often entering illegality like threats of physical violence, I have absolutely no doubt that I'm an effort to cut corners, he deliberately chose the very similar name for his venture for the very qualities you describe the original game company of being known for, in the hope that some will actually mistake it for being that reputable company in an effort to ride their coat~tails and benefit from the good name said company undoubtedly earned as a result of their hard work and efforts. Anyone in the over saturated gaming business wants to stand out which isn't easy, and ad a result would never choose a name that's so similar to an already existing brand that's most likely going to be one of your competitors!! Even I as a 40 something year owd woman lol who's not invested knows that for any real gaming company that's commercial suicide, so the fact he did choose that name tells me it was no mistake & is yet more scamming behaviour by the owner in a lazy effort to benefit by the possible confusion. In fact, he's so untrustworthy, I wouldn't put it past him when bragging that he's connected to the game design company you mentioned and even deliberately lie about being a sister company or subsidiary of the one you mentioned.
@CaptainApathetic
Жыл бұрын
It's a trademark suit waiting to happen. Dude has probably ensured it after this.
@eragonlindemann7236
Жыл бұрын
Paradox Interactive try to make a stable grand strategy game
@atomicgamin5571
Жыл бұрын
@@eragonlindemann7236 Before Eu4 dlcs lol.
@userequaltoNull
Жыл бұрын
>"One of the greatest game design companies in history" >not utilizing the IRL "inbreeding coefficient" for mathematically-valid genetic freaks in CK3 Pick one
@kingvon0125
Жыл бұрын
“Nobody in chat meant what they said” had me dying😂😂😂
@BeenyTee
Жыл бұрын
"They will mock me viovently for any mistake I make in a game, and then if I do something good, I'll barley have one guy in the back giving me a round of applause" 🤓
@PedroUnfortunatelyNotPascal
Жыл бұрын
Bro bout drop the "I am the danger" speech unironically 💀
@garfieldmcsniffit1030
Жыл бұрын
Love the videos where you aren't being degenerate constantly. I can actually sit through this
@Kazuhira2249
Жыл бұрын
another great video critikal keep up the good work
@adrenaline_snorter9787
Жыл бұрын
I can't tell if PyroCynical is tall or just has a very small room
@RobKaiser_SQuest
Жыл бұрын
He lives in a comically small home to make himself appear gigantic
@JuliaJvn_6
Жыл бұрын
@@RobKaiser_SQuest it's an average home in the uk
@JeanMarceaux
Жыл бұрын
@@RobKaiser_SQuest didn't know that Jerma had couple houses in the UK for rent
@MoreMoon
Жыл бұрын
@@JeanMarceaux he isn’t real
@JeanMarceaux
Жыл бұрын
@@MoreMoon then who the hell owns all those compact houses in UK? GNOMES CONFIRMED REAL AND OWNING PROPERTY IN ENGLAND
@dmc12destroyer57
Жыл бұрын
“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement” - Pyro after showing his TF2 mods
@OrenjiMura
Жыл бұрын
Big props to that extension pretty much outing the fact it was disabled by the owner even though you can't see dislikes anymore lol
@_jappa_
Жыл бұрын
The subtle background music in this video just add so much. Please keep doing it!
@Rippyy.
Жыл бұрын
This so sad, can we get Pyro's dad out of prison
@Im_Jakon
Жыл бұрын
The daily upload white shirt man already did this
@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee
Жыл бұрын
Moistcrit1kal already di-💥
@j4y167
Жыл бұрын
"big fart poopy butt" his sense of humour is trash and he's been exposed for being a piece of shit multiple times, no thanks
@agentorange9867
Жыл бұрын
@@j4y167 exposed?Are you pulling it out of your ass?
@THaB4DGuY
Жыл бұрын
"u troll the bloody mate you watch every day of the week, bruv" this the 1st time i ever seen that bloody mate tho tf lmao
@starryeyes5860
Жыл бұрын
"cyber attack" lol
@mit6089
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe pyro would threat his dad in jail for car money like this
@pcorn0119
Жыл бұрын
So sad every time pyro streams he gets only 1% of the audience to cheer for him with your help we can lower that number to 0.01%
@ProperSnake
Жыл бұрын
"bruck up nose" 🤣
@Just-Creation
Жыл бұрын
10:47 "Truer words have never been put on screen before!"
@colorblockpoprocks6973
Жыл бұрын
Love it. "The world has enough cruelty. Just let me take advantage of you."
@disownedgamer
Жыл бұрын
i cant believe pyro would threaten people like that
@zoa666
Жыл бұрын
Underrated.
@fellowcomrade7914
Жыл бұрын
omg unsubbed 🤬
@ikarys115
Жыл бұрын
I Niall, I take a knee and I Niall. Can't stop replaying this
@milkyways_2413
Жыл бұрын
Tbf both pyros apology videos were probably the most well done in KZitem history
@spadey3348
Жыл бұрын
looking forward to being that 1 guy in the back who gives you the biggest applause when you do something good in Deepwoken.
@altruisticaddendum5326
Жыл бұрын
this is so sad can we keep pyro's dad in maximum security prison
@schizophreniagaming1187
Жыл бұрын
Keep Pyro's entire bloodline sealed in a giant labyrinthine prison thousands of kilometers underneath Greece
@JeanMarceaux
Жыл бұрын
@@schizophreniagaming1187 literally Fallen London lmao
@almicc
Жыл бұрын
I said this in some previous videos but it's gotten better in the last couple I seen. Editing is solid, well done to the editor.
@KoldPhaze
Жыл бұрын
When I'm in a vague KZitem video title competition and my opponent is Pyrocinical
@Daniel-ym4to
Жыл бұрын
Like Critical said Speeds already thrown these guys to the wind and they are still trying to make it sound like they're still friends
@theotv5522
Жыл бұрын
Pyro we don't mind the stream highlights please bring it back
@NN-cc8uo
Жыл бұрын
6:58 pyro my man, that's basically your youtube channel in a nutshell as well
@captain_alt9295
Жыл бұрын
he sounds like a headteacher shouting at an entire year group
@spicymemer6186
Жыл бұрын
4:12 London version of Danny G.
@Eightsixseven23224
Жыл бұрын
I'm amazed Pyro didn't make the comparison.
@funnyman4744
Жыл бұрын
Who is Danny g?
@Eightsixseven23224
Жыл бұрын
@@funnyman4744 Big man grown man six foot six foot. If you wanna fooking go come down to Smevick ask for Danny G and HE'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS M8.
@loganhorlock
Жыл бұрын
i actually love these shitty little main Channel feeder videos ive not missed a single one since pyroLIVE was made im addicted
@scottdoherty7531
Жыл бұрын
i finished better call saul last night and now i can watch pyro without being scared of spoilers
@svu1191
Жыл бұрын
Love your vids pyro!
@Fiotrix
Жыл бұрын
Damn i feel so bad for pyro's dad that's in prison
@EdwardKing07
Жыл бұрын
Pyro hit a new low, threatening people... I'm waiting for his apology video
@mineduck3050
Жыл бұрын
This guy has all the charm of the ay-rabb at the gas station telling me how amazing the phone charger for $7 is.
@typical322
Жыл бұрын
Imagine the guy goes to the person's house and still ends up getting knocked out
@klimpomp
Жыл бұрын
I'd joke about pyro being later than moist but I'm scared he'll threaten me next.
@blackholle6841
Жыл бұрын
You you you le baaad? No le le good! Le happy!
@jaybee4
Жыл бұрын
“Le loud chatty man” lmao
@ishiguro8071
Жыл бұрын
I’m gonna threaten you if we don’t get part 2 of petcop
@nikothesavior4663
Жыл бұрын
How could pyro do this to us?
@planemod8399
Жыл бұрын
Wdym
@truthhurts2879
Жыл бұрын
@@planemod8399 I'm not a sub of Pyrocynicals so don't know much about his history, but from reading the comments section I suspect his viewers are picking up on some major hypocrisy Pyro is displaying in pointing out this scam Speed attempted to shill to his loyal fan base when it appears Pyro is ALSO guilty of doing the exact same thing to his loyal subscribers as well , as have just about any large subscriber content creators this year it seems , and they're not letting him forget that shit as well they shouldn't. For some unknown reason, content creators like Pyro have this deluded belief that bcz he himself hasn't physically stolen from their bank accounts or coat pockets the vast sums of money his subs lost from investing in the coin Pyro relentlessly pushed on them to invest in, that that somehow absolves him of any and all responsibilities for continuously shilling a known failed before it even began pump n dump venture on his audience especially as it consists of much younger viewers as well which is why these scammers specifically seek out a particular genre of youtubers to "promote" their products as the young audience is far less financially savvy and much more easily deceived. Scamming the very people who put Pyro and others where they are today, without which none of it would be possible, is in my eyes a particularly repulsive way to pay back your loyal fans for all they've done to enrich these ungrateful content creators smdh.
@cutorly
Жыл бұрын
@@planemod8399 summing up, we do a little bit of le troll
@veryoriginalname2515
Жыл бұрын
@@truthhurts2879 are you serious? I cant tell, please tell me you arent serious and realized that pyros audience is trolling.
@MoreMoon
Жыл бұрын
@@truthhurts2879 lil bit dense yeh?
@vmannn4259
Жыл бұрын
i love the cruelty squad references
@Clone-up2ge
Жыл бұрын
I like how he just says i'm not blaming anyone involved with the scam i'm blaming everyone not involved with the scam
@duckipo5474
Жыл бұрын
My favourite United Britain of Great Kingdom person 🇬🇧
@tenshi_bru9971
Жыл бұрын
Very nice mate
@Karl_guy
Жыл бұрын
4:28 holy shit,Utopia accent!
@saltydabber5212
Жыл бұрын
I love how you can see a jump cut in the apology video
@AbdiDTV
Жыл бұрын
man said allow it 😂😂😂😂
@Turgay26
Жыл бұрын
pyro please cosplay asuka more please
@topazirin
Жыл бұрын
"KZitem apologies are something everything makes fun of." My Response:
@_batrixgaming_7191
Жыл бұрын
0:23 I love how it's just Charlies videos at the top
@odysseybruh
Жыл бұрын
Hes talking like a businessman who wants to give a motivational speech whilst still managing his company
@iambumbo7534
Жыл бұрын
i am bumbo
@idanco
Жыл бұрын
Bumb
@blitzthesquishy
Жыл бұрын
he is bumbo
@citizenofthebikinibottom5617
Жыл бұрын
No you're not
@iambumbo7534
Жыл бұрын
@@citizenofthebikinibottom5617 perish
@armandaspurvinis5845
Жыл бұрын
Pyro large furry inflation fetish will never threaten me
@apparition_83
Жыл бұрын
“Ohhh, He threatened me!”- The Grandmaster
@Saurondür
Жыл бұрын
I really want to find an apology video that starts with just no deep sigh, no pet and no sad voice and just starts with them joking around
@MasumiWolf
Жыл бұрын
I know chat can get abusive in your stream and comments Pyro. But just to let you know i support you whole heartedly not cause your a furry and i am a furry. But your content brings me great joy cause you are a wonderful and funny person. I have aspergers and suffer anxiety and depression and other issues. So i'm barely ever happy but genuinely only a few content creators these days bring me joy for a day. I been watching your content since the day you uploaded shrek has swag. And i just love how you evolved over the years mate. Keep up the amazing work my brother in christ
@Mike_Dubayou
Жыл бұрын
Everyone has sexual kinks. Don’t make it the main thing about you lol that’s just weird
@RobTFilms
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I don't understand how people can be so disconnected from reality like that guy tbh
@planemod8399
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How
@manlostmen8553
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exactly my thoughts. Pyro is a maniac
@aw2584
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He's disconnected from reality by not being Internet savy? Lmao I think it's the opposite Can't talk about his rhetorics because obviously he's a scammer so he'll say anything as damage control
@angstygoblinentertainment1097
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That voicemail threat reminded me of DannyG from Smethwick Birmingham
@stationaryastronaut
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pyro has entered the oompaville formula
@spacecowboy7568
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pyro please release my wife and children
@sammyl7617
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man said allow it hahahahaha
@borissand3891
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3:33 btw if you dont know, Lyra is an example game for Unreal Engine 5. It's supposed to be a tool for devs to see how the new features in UE5 work (like Lumen). They've just blatantly swapped the character model for their game lol like it probably took them like 10 minutes
@CautiosDuudo
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Bro tried the its all in le head tactic
@WolfHunterJason
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1:53 is hilarious
@BigJohnGaming
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0:29 love how the top 4 results were Pyro but better lmao
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