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@robertlawrence9000
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chronosschiron
Жыл бұрын
just saw the most disgusting video of my life how a 3070 kicked the butt of a 4060 ti by as much as 15% and is cheaper to buy EVEN IN CANADA
@zvenlin
Жыл бұрын
@@chronosschiron this mad person on stage is multi billionaire, wtf
@chronosschiron
Жыл бұрын
the torture was real lolol poor you oh my thats just so sad
@zivzulander
Жыл бұрын
Everyone sing with me: 🎵 I really like Gamers Nexus 🎵
@skitx31
Жыл бұрын
This key note was…… painful
@stardust9329
Жыл бұрын
That's an understatement
@reighaillness
Жыл бұрын
you buy you save
@AbBc-w4q
Жыл бұрын
but the leather jacket makes him cool and hip to the gamers
@pcmasterracetechgod5660
Жыл бұрын
I didn't think the AI NPC was that bad, think Steve was a bit harsh on it. Yeah the tone of his voice could use some liveliness but responses were pretty good and had meaning. Considering this is just some put together showcase, it makes me hopeful for what an actual game studio could do when implementing this stuff into games
@alr6435
Жыл бұрын
Genuinely couldn't sit through it
@soupysoup931
Жыл бұрын
Jensen single handedly delivered GN a load of memes and cutscenes to use for the rest of the year, and NVIDIA's computex key note just earned a spot on the disappointment list of 2023. (I can already see Steve picking the most hilarious quote from Jensen and naming it the date of their keynote)
@ZeroGravitas187
Жыл бұрын
"THANKS STEVE!"
@TheDravic
Жыл бұрын
How was this keynote a disappointment? They're talking about equipment costs of which you or I couldn't even comprehend. It was never going to be a keynote for Gamers with capital G, so it cannot be a disappointment for you guys.
@oldtimergaming9514
Жыл бұрын
@@TheDravic It wasn't a kynote for anyone really, it was just strung together delusional gibberish.
@N1c0T1n3__
Жыл бұрын
@@ZeroGravitas187 Don't forget about the free pornhub advertisement/meme when he said "4 elephants, one gpu".
@TheDravic
Жыл бұрын
@@N1c0T1n3__ I'm pretty sure an elephant can weigh around 15 000 pounds, four of those 60 000 pounds. Wasn't the thing he's talking about 60 000 pounds or so?
@gjc2310
Жыл бұрын
I'm excited for all the new transitions that will come out of this. nvidia is truly rivaling intel's "thanks Steve".
@arandomcomp2427
Жыл бұрын
They have surpassed it by lightyears
@Dank_Engine
Жыл бұрын
Back to you Steve
@N1c0T1n3__
Жыл бұрын
@@arandomcomp2427 What I find truly fascinating is that they're selling tech to PEOPLE about REMOVING PEOPLE which further removes the management group's control OVER PEOPLE which literally all the execs and CEO's absolutely nut over. That's all they literally do, yank people with their dollar bill chain and make them work. There's going to be some braindead exec somewhere on the planet who's going to call an AI subroutine to their office about their "poor job performance". It's going to be super sweet if an AI writes the news article on it. With Jensen's spectacular performance, I think we've got ourselves a Zuckerberg contender, ladies and gentlemen. I would straight up throw money at the ring where Mr Huang and Mr Zuckerberg have a fight. Dollar bills are going to rain all over that bitch.
@CapaNoisyCapa
Жыл бұрын
"Are you guys with me? Am I alone? Back to you, Socrates.
@rata536
Жыл бұрын
Back to you, Steve! Am I alone? You can literally see it! Still feels more natural than the AI generated script.
@Abrasive-Heat
Жыл бұрын
Seeing Jensen lose his mind is the funniest thing an out of touch CEO has done in a while. 😂😂😂
@aldoorn
Жыл бұрын
Give Elon or Jeff a few days
@sergeserenkov4733
Жыл бұрын
Reality show idea: Elon, Jeff, Jensen, Zucc live in a small condo in shitty neighborhood
@maxweinbach3996
Жыл бұрын
Out of touch with what? The company surpassed $1trillion in market value
@ramonandrajo6348
Жыл бұрын
@@maxweinbach3996 Whatever, fanboy. XD
@maxweinbach3996
Жыл бұрын
@@ramonandrajo6348 I’m a fanboy because I’m presenting a fact? Cry some more.
@GrantyoRT
Жыл бұрын
Thank you Steve for watching the whole keynote and distilling the "highlights" so we wouldn't have to die from secondhand embarrassment.
@DeltaSierra426
Жыл бұрын
And the surprisingly immense waste of my team watching and hearing Jensen's incoherent rambling. Yes, it very much reminds me of that moment toward the end of Billy Madison...
@Sonicstillpoint83
Жыл бұрын
It’s good to see Nvidia branching out into new market. I don’t know if their new product is smokable or edible, but I know that it’s awesome.
@joelcarson4602
Жыл бұрын
You can bet it underperforms for the price though.😡
@Gunni1972
Жыл бұрын
Well, A.I. might have many Bugs we could eat. Right?
@ruikazane5123
Жыл бұрын
Smokable for sure, but not sure if it's good for everyone
@WhoAreYouQu3stionMark
Жыл бұрын
Aint gonna be as smokable and edible as pascal arcitecture
@Gunni1972
Жыл бұрын
At 60 pounds it better be psychadelic. Seems light for an elephant though.
@argledotorg
Жыл бұрын
Now I understand why so many CEOs are excited about AI. It's as smart as they are already!
@pettycrimesandmisdemeanors
Жыл бұрын
maybe we should automate C-suite
@ChatGTA345
Жыл бұрын
I regret not buying Nvidia stock earlier so I could sell it now
@nickllama5296
Жыл бұрын
In defense ofJensen here (unwillingly, but still), his company's valued doubled this year, and just went up by another 24% (and we're not even in June) because of their AI architecture. So yeah, the reason he's excited about it is because AI just put them at nearly a trillion dollars market cap. Trust me, their shareholders love all this gobbledygook he's presenting.
@detractioncontrol
Жыл бұрын
@@nickllama5296hard to not go up from where they were after 2nd crypto crash
@TheXlen
Жыл бұрын
The best part is we haven't even gotten to the actual AI, this is only AI engineers faking it
@thekarnagerage
Жыл бұрын
congratulations to NVIDIA, not everyone has reached the 2000s for stage performances.
@fattestallenalive7148
Жыл бұрын
A true modern day Steve Balmer
@067Kurtis
Жыл бұрын
The edits and Steve’s delivery made all the jokes wonderful. Truly enjoyed this.
@drunkenfarmerjohn42
Жыл бұрын
*whistle blows in the background and Jensen's thugs approach*
@mechanicalmonk2020
Жыл бұрын
The whole argument about GPU servers being more cost effective was thrown my way by a number of Nvidia engineers. I would tell them how much we were spending on renting CPU time and they would say outlandish things like "oh, you can bring that down to a fraction of that" (worth noting that they didn't understand our codebase at all). When asked how, they would tell us that first we'd have to complete re architect our code and rewrite it to exclusively rely on nvidia hardware and software. Needless to say we didn't do that, and instead just keep optimizing out code to work better on CPU (4x improvement since that conversation happened).
@IAmPattycakes
Жыл бұрын
There are so many people who don't realize that the world of computing isn't solely multiply + add/accumulate. Or that a GPU core is practically only a multiply + add/accumulate machine. I had HPE try to sell us GPU servers, when if we were to write our code to run on GPUs where it could, it would be slower due to latency, and not be able to meet our requirements. There was an email sent out to get us sales reps who weren't trying to do an upsell that would perform worse for the customer. And the finance people are sure lucky there were 2 engineers on the call.
@JhonX-vj3bk
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmPattycakes Agreed, other than parallel computation, gpu is slow compared to cpu
@techdiyer5290
Жыл бұрын
@@JhonX-vj3bk Well, What if you added some gpu computing to help balance out what you have? I mean, unless when you mean that gpus are better in parallel computing, as in working together...
@MrGrimsmith
Жыл бұрын
@@techdiyer5290 It's a nice idea, definitely. Unfortunately it's not that simple with an existing application to segregate the processes so that those benefiting from GPU compute are sent there and the rest remains CPU. That doesn't even look at the cost aspect where it's generally cheaper to keep using "old and inferior" tech (that works) and throw more grunt at it over time rather than developing something new on untested hardware. Basically you have to keep running the old while you make the new and that's a big chunk of change, even for companies where the annual gross is measured in the billions. Starting from scratch though? Go for it.
@nickllama5296
Жыл бұрын
But see, if you would have just BOUGHT MORE, you would have SAVED MORE.
@dragline.
Жыл бұрын
This is my first real exposure to Jensen and it's unsettling to see someone in such a position of power lie so egregiously and in such a friendly and gentle fashion. And if he's willing to do that, the AI claims must be completely exaggerated at best.
@user-yv2cz8oj1k
Жыл бұрын
Stay away from business then, I've met many CEOs who are exactly that.
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat
Жыл бұрын
It wasn't Jensen, it was AI. Real Jensen doesn't like Jackets, wants to make good GPUs and is probably locked up in some matrix.
@SpookySkeleton738
Жыл бұрын
From insider trading data you can see that while he was going on record and lying about the source of demand for NVIDIA GPUs to investors in 2021, saying that it was mostly from gamers and that their bottom line wouldn't be affected by the end of the crypto mining craze, Jensen was selling **hundreds of millions** of dollars worth of NVDA stock into the rally he was creating. He's a cold-blooded money vacuum who will say whatever the crowd wants to hear to get gullible idiots to hand over their money. NVIDIA got fined $5.5 million dollars for that lie last year. He made hundreds of millions from it.
@user-yv2cz8oj1k
Жыл бұрын
@@sdi87hhk well yes, I had managers who were absolutely terrible, they seemed to hand power to the CEOs to impress them in hope of a promotion, when it was clear they were never getting promoted.
@selfhelp69
Жыл бұрын
Lisa Su(AMD) in the appearances and interviews i've seen with her seems way more grounded.
@rickwhite7736
Жыл бұрын
I was quite impressed how Jenson managed to cram that desktop graphics card into that 14 inch laptop.
@hanshanserlein576
Жыл бұрын
His body acted as a riser cable
@ShinyHelmet
Жыл бұрын
@@hanshanserlein576 They had to upgrade his leather jacket to PCI-E 4.0 first to get 60fps on that x8 card.
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat
Жыл бұрын
@@ShinyHelmet 60FPS with 6FPS as 1% lows because unfortunately it didn't have high speed NVlink Connection and ran out of VRAM.
@Badtaste21
Жыл бұрын
Whooosh... like that!
@Mallchad
Жыл бұрын
They don't put desktop cards in laptops often anymore. They make a modified low-power mobile GPU and solder it to the motherboard. Besides that the desktop cards are very overbuilt and the physical GPU and Video Memory Packages are *tiny*. Like smaller than a credit cred by area tiny
@1dct
Жыл бұрын
It shows how little CEO's of technology companies actually care about consumers and the value of the final product.
@gorkskoal9315
Жыл бұрын
Or understand technology, or understand how to give a presentation without a lot of bullshit...I partially take that back. FOSS people might be delerius, elitist twats. But they (sometimes) can give a short bullshit free answer. I don't think Jensen knows how to speak english. He speaks badly written bullshit, and thinks he's cool. When he's actually a senile fucknut, that's more out of touch than all of the politicians in Washington. A truly remarkable feet.
@JellyLancelot
Жыл бұрын
Which is ironic, as ultimately they’ll reach a point of market rejection (40 series), and then they’ll get all annoyed with the market when stuff doesn’t sell and they can’t afford their 100th mansion.
@aserta
Жыл бұрын
Normal for every non-starter CEO. They only care about their fat paychecks. They are quite literally, the most useless position in a company. They're clueless, stupid, evil and generally speaking 50 IQ points lower on average than the median of their company. I wouldn't be surprised if they have to hire people to keep their mouths closed when it's raining, so they don't drown. The myth of the powerful, smart, savvy CEO is just that, a fanciful myth. Get any CEO to talk outside their scripted (in ear relayed story) and they start stumbling with stupidity. Like i said, the only ones who actually know what they do are the people who started the business, AKA the exception that proves the rule. And they either retire or get pushed out by the board. It's fascinating how this happens, cost cutting and all that, which is the only way to grow once you reach a plateau (outside of buying themselves out of obsolescence, like EA does, gorging itself on smaller companies) because if the system weren't rigged to feed the disease that is the CEO and upper strata... a company would thrive even more, since the biggest hole in money... are they. Quite literally, by paycheck... the CEO is a company's biggest damage point. Look at this moron, i mean... do you honestly think this utter waste of human shaped cells ... is actually aware of what happens in the company? You and all, saw what happens when a CEO slips outside their protection net, the people who keep them looking smart. You know what a blue bird purchaser is like now, after the filters have been broken, and he's out in the wild. They have only one goal, get richer and richer, because that's their major malfunction, dragon's disease. They're all trying to become The Dutch East India Company's ideal owner, which is why they're lobbying to erode human rights, why you see child labour issues in US and other issues. Shame we don't have neutering laws for CEOs, you know, like obligating the CEO of a company to have a salary that's 10% lower than the median of the company. Gotta love rampant capitalism, unchecked, and let to roam about with its diseases, spreading in every corner and factor of our lives. We're more... yet we suffer more.
@ModernOddity728
Жыл бұрын
Jensen: "No computers has ever been this heavy before." Audience: *silently thinking* "GREAT I already hate how heavy my current build is..." IBM: *laughs in binary made by an ASCC from 1944* (Over 50ft long, 8ft high & weighing almost 5 tons)
@Bob-nc5hz
Жыл бұрын
The ENIAC was 27 tonnes. IBM's own Q7 was more than *200* and need 3 *megawatts* of electricity (compared to ENIAC's measly 150kW), for an impressive 75000 instructions per second. USAF bought *24* for the SAGE air defense network: each site had two of them for redundancy (one live, one on hot standby, the live switched over every day to ensure the machines actually worked as primary).
@jochenkraus7016
Жыл бұрын
How heavy was the Earth Simulator? I think we should include the case aka the building around it :-D
@hkiller8885
Жыл бұрын
Those "WHOOSH" sounds he makes, are the cuts he's gonna take out of his personal bonus this year cuz just how disappointing the RTX 4000 series ended up being.
@MundaneThingsBackwards
Жыл бұрын
@@blizzyblobDisappointing = failure. They only released two GPUs in the 4000 series. Got it. Fanboy clown. lmfao
@kenos911
Жыл бұрын
@@blizzyblob the 4070 was originally going to be the 4080. lol
@sirmonkey1985
Жыл бұрын
share holders couldn't give two craps about the gaming market nor could nvidia(same goes for AMD).. the enterprise market is where the money and profit margin is at and they've already offset the low sales figures they had with the 40 series. hence why their share prices went up.
@hkiller8885
Жыл бұрын
@@sirmonkey1985 I absolutely disagree, companies as big as nVidia and AMD are cut throat businesses that if they bleed money from any aspect of their business they would immediately kill off said sections or correct it. Hence this whole argument that "they don't care about the gaming market cuz their enterprise section makes up for it" is wrong. If there was no money to be made in the gaming section, or the enterprise section is THAT much more profitable, they would have abandoned the gaming market long ago and would have went to become something like IBM. The correct answer is nVidia currently has so much money that THEY CAN AFFORD TO BE HURT in the gaming market, for now...they are doing all this pricing and such to see if they can make the consumers buckle and buy their over priced GPUs , normalize this crap and move the market more into their own favor. (which in the current post covid economy, this tactic has blown up in their face really badly). Tactics such as selling their own GPUs with in house coolers to increase their margins, and halting/reducing productions on 4090, 4080 and 4070 (and soon probably 4060ti) are there to lessen the damage they are taking but i am sure they cannot afford to repeat the things they did with 4000 series with 5000 series.
@bobbygetsbanned6049
Жыл бұрын
@@sirmonkey1985 Yup, no one cares about GPUs for gaming anymore.
@sergentboucherie
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for sacrificing your sanity by watching that keynote for us
@TheGameGuruTv
Жыл бұрын
the first minute is mind blowing lol
@Sgt_SealCluber
Жыл бұрын
Maybe with their new AI they can figure out how to make their GPUs a decent price again.🤣 I don't care if the architecture is new, why would I buy a GPU with the same or worse performance than the competition (including Nvidia's own old hardware) for more money?!
@elitearbor
Жыл бұрын
...because "it just works". "The more you buy the more you save."
@bmuller7471
Жыл бұрын
according to most Americans manufacturing things overseas makes it cheaper for the average consumer. Nvidia and Apple products increases prices 100% annually.
@Waffle4569
Жыл бұрын
"The more you buy, the more you save!"
@paulustrucenus
Жыл бұрын
-Doktor, turn off my cringe inhibitors ! -But Jensen... -Do it ! And that is how we got this keynote.
@mikfhan
Жыл бұрын
I half expected at some point a Red Shirt Guy going on stage - "is this an out of season April Fool's joke?" - then pulling Jensen's jacket off, and Scooby-Doo revealing Steve Jobs (RIP) underneath. Nvidia, the way we're meant to be played. Help us, Intel graphics division, you are our only hope. Back to you, Steve.
@spac18
Жыл бұрын
That ramen shop scene was absurdly hilarious.
@Boomer.Roberts
Жыл бұрын
Whoa whoa whoa, comparing NVIDIA to Costco is a huge insult to Costco.
@costafilh0
Жыл бұрын
Tech is moving so fast that only inside engineers with actual access on the high level gets to testify it. We peasants "only" get 50% performance boost after two years on hardware we can't afford!
@SlayzChannel
Жыл бұрын
You peasants don't appreciate all the new technologies that Nvidia has brought to gaming over the last 10 years. All you can do is hate the company that has done more for gaming than any other
@jPup_
Жыл бұрын
The cut-away to “I’m gonna hire AI next time” 15:45 😂
@gintozlato1880
11 ай бұрын
"ive Heard My Ramen Shop Got Caught In The Crossfire"
@guapdad69420
Жыл бұрын
I saw that NVIDIA was doing this stream last night while browsing around and I figured "sure why not, I'll watch it as some background noise." I was relieved when I found out that the more I buy, the more I save!
@drk_blood
Жыл бұрын
I cannot actually belive that keynote was a serious thing 😂😂😂
@TigonIII
Жыл бұрын
I think the naming was a play on words, ConvAI - Conversation AI or a play on "The AI can ConvAI (convey) what they think".
@reptarien
Жыл бұрын
I am blown away that the lights that, so many lights, a lot of lights, all of them are projecting light. Incredible information Jensen, thank you so much
@itazurochi5537
Жыл бұрын
I think he tried as hell not to use RTX word for some or another reason
@ogaimon3380
Жыл бұрын
truly one of the light of 2023 of all time
@Gunni1972
Жыл бұрын
It's official: Jensen's brain has gone "full on RGB".
@user-dh9mw8mh3t
Жыл бұрын
"Only gamers know this joke". Kill me please. I want to die.
@LCJammer
Жыл бұрын
the cringe lol
@JosiahBradley
Жыл бұрын
Hello fellow gamers! If you buy more you'll save more in Crysis cause games are expensive and that's why AI is expensive to generate gaming expensive.
@FullMetalPanicNL
Жыл бұрын
Good on to life. There is awe inspiring stuff out that that is worth tolerating some cringe for. Just hold on!
@Deliveredmean42
Жыл бұрын
Which is ironic how much they abused their gamers and left them in the dust.
@neoqueto
Жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe that was not some deadpan comedy.
@sodvar5047
Жыл бұрын
It's ironic that Nvidia is so keen on automating away NPC dialogue when Jensen himself is very publicly failing the Turing Test.
@gorkskoal9315
Жыл бұрын
Eh well part of the touring test is basically if an ai can spontaniusly think and act for itself. Arguably Jensen. Ai sort of kind of passed that. The touring test doesn't say it needs to be coherent in how it acts independently. Just to make some effort to do so lol.
@Star-fr4jz
Жыл бұрын
APPLY COLD WATER TO BURN AREA.
@IgnavumFortuna
Жыл бұрын
@@gorkskoal9315 Unless I'm confusion something: The Turing test is just: Can a human decide if something is produced by AI or by a person, better than chance.
@mitchjames9350
Жыл бұрын
He probably was off his chops.
@jaysdood
Жыл бұрын
I think he CLEARLY passed the Turing test. There's no way an AI could blather incomprehensibly like that.
@Cerulium
Жыл бұрын
I for one am glad Jensen is addressing the commonly expressed problem of computers not being heavy enough
@RobertD_83
Жыл бұрын
Really makes you think back to the good old days of computers the size of rooms, but somehow weighing less than a large dog or something... Apparently. I guess. Anyways, soon I won't have to guess because Jensen's AI will do it for me! Progress!!! Two times
@gorkskoal9315
Жыл бұрын
LOL aka going full 90s when a computer could weigh several pounds. On top of thermals that'd make GN scream and run for a hardware for a little drilling maintenance.
@Tasty_Fart
Жыл бұрын
Heavy is good. Heavy is relliable.(Boris the Razor). What jackett says sounds like announcement of the next generation GPU's with twice more weight than before. Moore law in action.
@RobertD_83
Жыл бұрын
@@Tasty_Fart why do they call him the bullet dodger?
@richard.20000
Жыл бұрын
The most heavy computer + the most expensive single peace of a computer + the most cheap computing overall = .... a) Huang is insane b) Huang tried to say they developed the most dense computing power ever made, which in turn is cheaper than ever before ($ per TFLOP ratio) I'm not Nvidia fan but I think b) is right. In general every node shrink brings more density, more efficiency and better economy. However I think Huang was pointing out that Nvidia is the 1st company who put the best ARM CPU cores together with best GPU on single board. AFAIK nobody did it before. There is no guarantee it will be success story in this 1st generation but at least they tried. So far there are 3 generations of license ARM server CPU cores: 1st gen .... ARM Neoverse N1 ..... based on Cortex A76 ..... with IPC around Intel Skylake / Zen 1 ... used in 64-core Graviton 2 and 128-core Altra Max 2nd gen ... ARM Neoverse V1 ..... based on Cortex X1 ....... with IPC around Alder Lake / Zen 3 ... used in 64-core Graviton 3 3rd gen .... ARM Neoverse V2 ..... based on Cortex X3 ....... with IPC higher than Zen 4 NV Grace uses V2 cores. Grace is x86 killer at least on paper. We know that V2 core has: - 128 kB L1 cache .... double of Zen 4 - 2 MB L2 cache ....... double of Zen 4 - V2 has 6 integer execution units + 2 separate branch units = 8 scalar int instructions per cycle - for comparison Alder Lake, Zen 3 and Zen 4 .... only 5 scalar int instructions per cycle (Zen 3/4 has 4 int + 1 branch, Alder Lake has full 5 int with shared branch on them) To sum up ARM V2 core is superior to any x86 core right now. The times when ARM cores were tiny and low IPC peace of garbage are gone now. Nvidia can outgrow Intel pretty easily. NV almost matches Intel's revenues with GPU business only. Now with superior CPU on their side NV can destroy Intel and AMD. Just compare Geekbench single score per GHz for Cortex X3 and Zen 4 (and take into account that X3 has only 1 MB L2 cache). This is serious.
@somenoob8157
Жыл бұрын
Jensen is actually just an actor and various AIs are controlling him with an earpiece. That moment where he goes "Are you guys with me? am I alone?" wasn't for the public, he was waiting for the AIs to generate the next lines.
@tannisroot
Жыл бұрын
I've seen that in Westworld Season 3
@user-yv2cz8oj1k
Жыл бұрын
That line was from the AIs, they had calculated a better audience response.
@cc0767
Жыл бұрын
And the AIs were waiting for the unpaid interns
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat
Жыл бұрын
Yeah , so true. Being a dragon I flew over Taiwan and can confirm this is true.
@redslate
Жыл бұрын
They're in his leather jacket.
@ejm2832
Жыл бұрын
Having heard some of Jensen's speech, I can see why he's impressed by the AI-generated one.
@curie1420
Жыл бұрын
im pretty sure that jensen is already an ai
@Nareimooncatt
Жыл бұрын
@@curie1420 he said he wanted to be replaced by an AI version of himself. This must be the beta... no, the alpha version of his AI embodiment.
@rata536
Жыл бұрын
Savage. 👍
@them2545
Жыл бұрын
@@Nareimooncatt pre-alpha
@MurCurieux
Жыл бұрын
LOL!
@Dommifax
Жыл бұрын
Watching Jensen is somehow eerily reminiscent of the early stages of my grandparents dementia
@rickinielsen1
Жыл бұрын
Yeah.. Not joking. This actually made me think he had a stroke or something a while back and no one dared to say anything about it. Felt like he only said half of what he was supposed to say, but half his inner monologue came out as well... Would also explain all the dumbass decisions NVIDIA made lately...
@iHaveTheDocuments
Жыл бұрын
Very early, he's got a long time until he goes full Biden.
@FumoPliskin
Жыл бұрын
@@iHaveTheDocuments Mask slipped?
@zeNUKEify
Жыл бұрын
I agree. He feels off the way old people losing their grips feel off. Kind of rambling and incoherent.
@tafellappen8551
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god youre right
@Hugh_I
Жыл бұрын
Well at least now we have the actual explanation for why Nvidia GPUs are getting so big. It doesn't really have anything to do with power draw, it's just that none of the engineers over at Nvidia want to risk their job trying to explain to their boss that "heavier computers = better" is only a thing in his head.
@memitim171
Жыл бұрын
Well now we know why he's been torturing PCI-E slots for so long...
@cpin5224
Жыл бұрын
hey man i still rock my vax-11
@dillon1012
Жыл бұрын
When you can't expand upwards fast enough, you start expanding sideways.
@pandemicneetbux2110
Жыл бұрын
As we all know, heavier means higher quality. Right? Right. So, you can tell that your PSU is more bad because it is lighter right? Yes. So. We should put lead weights in the GPU so we can charge more. You see how heavy that RTX 5090 is? 65 pounds. It's 65 pounds. That is 65 pounds worth of more value.
@hussainrt3242
Жыл бұрын
Aladdin pointy rockets moment
@decus9544
Жыл бұрын
Seeing this helps reduce my crippling social anxiety, knowing that there's someone else out there even more socially inept than me. Thank you, Jensen.
@kaushalsuvarna5156
Жыл бұрын
And getting away with it 😂
@joelcoll4034
Жыл бұрын
But he is confident
@andrewmelean8259
Жыл бұрын
lol nice
@Tigerhearty
Жыл бұрын
he's a product of scientology at this point this guy doesn't understand he is in a AI scam cult
@anderson9244MLG
Жыл бұрын
Bruh 💀
@titaniummechanism3214
Жыл бұрын
Jensen Huang, for one, is welcoming our new AI overlords. He already adapted by learning to be confidently wrong and hallucinating facts.
@malithaw
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ArchiveAnonMLP
Жыл бұрын
I'm 30 seconds in to the video and I'm already lost. These presentations are pure pain. EDIT: Now 60 seconds in and still lost. EDIT2: 90 seconds and I'm saved by the GN transition. Thank you.
@GamersNexus
Жыл бұрын
hahaha, we did our best to interpret it!
@ArchiveAnonMLP
Жыл бұрын
@@GamersNexus The sheer awkwardness of the can it run Crysis "joke" was astounding. Thank you for putting up with this and helping present it in a way that helps us all not die from cringe and confusion.
@dallas88b
Жыл бұрын
120 seconds and saved by closing this window
@quantum5661
Жыл бұрын
the first 90 seconds of this is some of the craziest shit ive seen in years, reminds me of when ai was getting started with aidungeon and the mitsuku chatbot. we all thought it was zuckerberg that came from space but maybe it was jensen all along?
@thebeetalls
Жыл бұрын
Moore's law WAS dead, then Nvidia turned on DLSS3 and now we get double the Moore's law! Amazing!
@Gunni1972
Жыл бұрын
Only in pricing though
@robertbolzicco9995
Жыл бұрын
I guess, but it's not native boosts. It's frame.creation or gimmicks to boost real fames. Native 120htz in tvs. They have claimed 120 htz for 10+ years but just got it a few years ago. Either way. They just want ai to run the world.
@Opt1685
Жыл бұрын
I firmly believe that Jensen is working on a way to instert his mind into a supercomputer so he can live forever as the CEO of Nvidia. Like Saburo Arasaka in Cyberpunk.
@backlogbuddies
Жыл бұрын
He's already announced he plans to live as an AI
@ylpb1472
Жыл бұрын
@@backlogbuddies I think he needs to by the looks of it
@its1one
Жыл бұрын
I think Musk may have beat him to it. Should be fun though
@nickllama5296
Жыл бұрын
For a second I read that as "Sauron".
@kanbekan
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like Cave Johnson too
@Crazyman9583
Жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure they replaced the real Jensen with an AI generated version, I mean they already showed that they made an AI version of him
@pittvypr
Жыл бұрын
I don't know, I feel like ChatGPT could have sounded more like a CEO, whereas Jensen sounded like an intern.
@PyromancerRift
Жыл бұрын
And he runs on intel GPUs
@darkkingastos4369
Жыл бұрын
The crappy ai script seemed more human in some ways
@ffsireallydontcare
Жыл бұрын
Wait, was this a Hatsune Miku concert? If so I know right where I'll put my leek.
@zsoltszegedi8995
Жыл бұрын
Jensen couldn't even say that "more you buy the more you save" line without laughing
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat
Жыл бұрын
His Mind:- Dude seriously ? I know they're idiots but not this much!
@clifflenoir4323
Жыл бұрын
It is true though: Geforce GPUs get progressively worse as you go down the stack from the 4090: "The more you buy, the more you save!"
@BeardedFrog
Жыл бұрын
@@clifflenoir4323 It's an absolute cliff after the 4090. They should/could have easily positioned the 40 series lineup way better if the cards actually followed the 4090's gains linearly, instead of the gap between the 4090 and the 4080 being so incredibly massive like it is. The 4080 should have been closer to the 4090's performance and then trickled down, and then no one would have complained as much about the pricing as it would have been very good generational gains. As it stands though, the 4090 is the only card that has good generational gain, and good price to performance ratio (even if is expensive), as the other cards trickled down from the 4080 instead. Unfortunately, they realised they just didn't need to do this, as AMD offered up no real competitive incentive to do so.
@drek9k2
Жыл бұрын
@@clifflenoir4323 But except that it isn't? How to tell people are not used to having and moving money and numbers around. They trick themselves into thinking paying a whole lot of money for a ripoff thing is "saving" money. No, $2,000 in USD for a ASUS 4090 or some dumb shit is merely setting more your money on fire. Likewise, if I had bought a GTX 980 for $200 in the pandemic, and that is ripoff overcharge prices, even if it is higher % ripoff, I am still objectively setting less of my money on fire than had I paid $850 for a 3070. It might be less than 50% overcharge, but the 50% overcharge on 980 is still objectively setting $100 on fire instead of setting $350 on fire over MSRP, and that isn't even counting the fact its MSRP at $500 was already too much money in the first place. Yes, it is abundantly true poor person logic chooses to get cheap $30 walmart sneakers that literally fall apart in three months so your overall yearly shoe budget is actually worse and cost more money consistently buying cheaper product that breaks. This is true. That is why poor people get stuck in lemon car ruts. That is also why you should never ever EVER buy an HP laptop no matter how cheap it is. However, taken as the whole, you are wasting way more money on the 4090, even if it wasn't overcharged, because GPU is also the most rapidly depreciating asset on the planet outside cars and milk. So if you bought a $2000 4090 custom card right now, in just 2 years that thing is going to be worth $1000 at absolute tops. Compare this to a rapidly depreciating 5700XT which still cost $200 used, and is therefore only a loss of $200, not $1000 on MSRP. This is why it's objectively just the better deal buying an upper midrange card and not a halo product, because I think only coke addicts and new money types don't see the problem in that and act like they always are going to have new money coming in so they just throw their money away. You don't want to act like a poor person true, but you don't want to act like a hoodrat that won the lottery either. Both those people are terrible with their money.
@Bluepenguin28
Жыл бұрын
@@DragonOfTheMortalKombat that reminds me south park gordon ramsay episode, Stan: Guys my dad is retarted but he is not that retarted 😂😂😂😂
@mchutube
Жыл бұрын
Judging from the AI generated speeches on that NPC, I'm quite sure Jensen's presentation is also written by AI
@gt4lex
Жыл бұрын
On a sidenote, props to whoever edited this video. The buffering icon inserts were a really nice touch.
@Arcadius100
Жыл бұрын
This keynote on its force alone has the power to convince Pat Gelsinger to stick with discrete GPUs. I hope.
@leonro
Жыл бұрын
he could have a keynote where he'd just stare at the audience while announcing an arc alchemist refresh and he'd still beat jensen
@RazorSkinned86
Жыл бұрын
Intel can smell the blood in the water and Nvidia is entering it's 3DFX phase.
@PrefoX
Жыл бұрын
but for what? they are 4-6y behind and they should focus on what they can actually, and thats CPUs.
@rawdez_
Жыл бұрын
@@PrefoX nope, they aren't. intool just didn't want to ACTUALLY compete. they want a huge chunk of OVERPRICED AF GPU market. but simultaneously they don't want to drop prices so GPUs remain insane margin devices. so they don't really want to bring better value GPUs to the market. thats whats happening, intool likes GPUs being overpriced AF, just like ngreedia and ayyymd do. when they actually start to compete they'll bury ngreedia. the only problem is competition drops prices and they like to milk the market just like they did with 14nm++++++++++ for years until Ryzen. so they probably won't start actually competing like ever, so ngreedia and ayyymd are safe.
@rawdez_
Жыл бұрын
@@PrefoX intool will keep price-performance matching ngreedia. they can and will do that. because doing that means higher margins and more billions in profits. also they don't have to pay TSMC prices because they can manufacture their dies by themselves, so basically intool has an advantage over ngreedia (or ayyymd). their price to manufacture GPUs (and CPUs) IS ALWAYS LOWER. if they wanted they literally could've killed ngreedia or ayyymd with better pricing. but its not profitable to do so. milking the market without actually competing is where billions in profits actually are. by competing you drop prices and devalue your old products that are cheap to produce and have high margins. thats why all what we see is 0-15% progress/year. corporations slow down tecnological progress on purpose to milk the market. if we ever want to see a meaningful progress in our lifetime what we need is fines and regulation of all multi-billion dollar tech corporations in the USA. e.g. so they would be obligated to make lets say 50% perf gain/year/dollar at affordable price points in a 0-400 bucks range, and if they are unable then they should supply government/scientists/education with their top tech for free + billions in fines on their profits (50% cut to "the government's technological progress fund") that would go to education/scholarships/medicine/science, stuff like that. these companies should be obligated to drive the technological progress of humanity and shouldn't be allowed to milk the market without repercussions in form of fees paid to society / scientific / technological progress. you either make real gain every year or pay to government / scientists / education who would do that instead of you. as is all these companies are parasiting on society and progress, slowing the latter down for max profits. taxes should be applied on company's profits. at given price ranges corporations should be obligated to make 50% perf gain per dollar per year. if they don't = fines/taxes. prices wouldn't be fixed but perf/dollar should be 50%+. so they should be obligated to mass produce devices (as they already do) with such a gain in a 0-400 bucks range. product names and numbers will be irrelevant, they just should be not crippled in any way. like "a smartphone" will be defined legally what it should have as a bare minimum, like charging and a some type of connection to mass produced headphones, even e.g. replaceable not glued battery. if their devices are "only" 40% faster BUT decrease in price so perf/dollar is 50% gain = okay. if its 0% perf gain but 50% drop in price = still okay. pretty sure balance will find itself. you can regulate price/performance at a certain price point. i.e. 50% per year can be the baseline for cheap smartphones/GPUs/CPUs (e.g. 100-300 bucks), but nobody stops companies from making 60-75% gain and sell those at a premium for x2-1000 money to stupid customers, i don't care as long as we would get at least 50% gain for affordable prices. current 0-15% for years is just abominable. find the right person/people and tell them about it. actual details - thats just government's work to do, you pay taxes don't you? clearly every good legislation needs a research and not just taking everything 100% from some random guy on internet (me). but i don't mind if they do))
@ZhangtheGreat
Жыл бұрын
Jensen Huang is now officially the "this is your brain on drugs" example in those PSAs from back in the day.
@FrozenHaxor
Жыл бұрын
He literally turned into Joe Biden
@StatusQuo209
Жыл бұрын
I wish doing drugs would make me this rich lmao.
@jessery475
Жыл бұрын
This is potentially the most I've laughed at a tech video to date. Thankyou for that. I'm entertained, informed and scared, the holy trifecta of content. Bravo.
@tehpigez7551
Жыл бұрын
The only reason we never suspected Jensen of being a robot until now was because his rendering wasn't as bad as Mark Zuckerberg's. It's a testament to Nvidia's superior raytracing technology.
@blacksheepshepherd
Жыл бұрын
If he's a robot then he's definitely chipped with Pentium 4 processor
@dakoderii4221
Жыл бұрын
Data is pissed at you now.
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat
Жыл бұрын
Real Jensen didn't have jackets, listened to gamers and is probably locked somewhere in the HQ attic.
@invalid8774
Жыл бұрын
as Meta doenst have any real time raytracing technology that doesnt mean much
@drek9k2
Жыл бұрын
lol Meanwhile we have Jeff Bezos, and he looks like a Bethesda/FNV tier NPC. Their programmers are lazy as shit. But then again typical American looks like hitting the Randomize button anyway so
@sethporter3145
Жыл бұрын
"Are you guys with me? Am I alone?" Same energy as Jeb's "Please clap."
@POVwithRC
Жыл бұрын
"Please compute"
@MrDerpdog
Жыл бұрын
Jeb!
@Stars-Mine
Жыл бұрын
Jeb's situation was at least because people kept clapping so he asked them NOT to until told otherwise. Just made for a great clip. This was just, I dont know, I was not with him
@trparky
Жыл бұрын
If I were in the audience I'd have spoken up and yelled "Yes, you are!" LOL
@pdamasco
Жыл бұрын
Maybe with Moore's law he meant after 2x years you get 1x performance for 2x the money. The 4060TI is a 4050!
@WhiskeyMakesMeFrisky2
Жыл бұрын
GN's coverage of inept tech keynotes is what I live for.
@thelegendaryklobb2879
Жыл бұрын
We have memes for decades
@krozareq
Жыл бұрын
I for one enjoy the ramblings of a billionaire coke-head CEO.
@hoilst265
Жыл бұрын
@@thelegendaryklobb2879 Nvidia's Public Relations Executive: "Ok, that's...great, Mr. Huang...but, um, let's try it without the swish. Please. Please." Jensen: "SWISH! HSWOOSH! SHWAAAA! KSWWWUUUUH!" PR Executive: *puts gun barrel in mouth*
@friendlyhobo6483
Жыл бұрын
Everyday the EVGA move to leave makes a lot of sense.
@Khan613
Жыл бұрын
EVGA's exit marked the death of nvidia for me.
@Wahinies
Жыл бұрын
The heads of EVGA have balls like not many leaders today.
@Walay-zi1wx
Жыл бұрын
Jensen was asking help from Sega and TSMC to survive but abused his loyal partner EVGA to quit
@TheXlen
Жыл бұрын
Now if Palit moved away from nVidia, that woukd be nailing the tombstone in, since they are the biggest nVidia GPU manufacturer
@slavikpetrakov7822
Жыл бұрын
@@Khan613 they’ve climbed 400 billion in market share since evga “left.” I’m sure nvidia regrets it deeply 😂
@Fast85FoxGT
Жыл бұрын
Im glad Intel has stepped into the GPU game because honestly Nvidia is going down a weird path that doesnt seem to be for the average consumer.
@Exia2004
Жыл бұрын
easy fix dont buy nvidia products
@achu-7941
Жыл бұрын
@@Exia2004 Then do it.
@noahw5887
Жыл бұрын
@@Exia2004 it's hard not to buy Nvidia when there are many benefits with going with them. AMD is not really competitive at this point. A lot of software run better with Nvidia. I'm hoping AMD and Intel will be very competitive within the next few years!
@mjregan88
Жыл бұрын
Intel is so far behind
@kairon156
Жыл бұрын
@@Exia2004 I buy new video cards roughly twice a decade. My last one was a 1050. My next one will be an AMD Radeon GPU of some sort.
@zarco5855
Жыл бұрын
I always assumed these talks would be kind of boring and that's it but man, Jensen is going hard off the rails. He sounds actually insane.
@FATBOY_.
Жыл бұрын
Too much crack during the lockdown 😂
@shinjilamperouge6141
Жыл бұрын
Every billionaire ever is like that, insane what they can get away with just because 🤑
@rebuiltHK47
Жыл бұрын
Jensen's comments about developers, made me immediately think of Steve Ballmer's sweaty "DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!" Speech. And GN didn't disappoint.
@TheXlen
Жыл бұрын
Came here to say this, didn't get disappointed
@TheOriginalFaxon
Жыл бұрын
Man I don't think I ever saw that, now I understand far better what the XKCD meme is referring to when they talked about the "Balmer Peak" lmao
@AC3handle
Жыл бұрын
how long ago was THAT?
@TheOriginalFaxon
Жыл бұрын
@@AC3handle about 20 years, it was at a Windows 2000 developers' conference, and it's not the only time he did something like this, he also did his famous "monkey dance" in 2000 at Microsoft's 25th anniversary event lol
@sleepydragonzarinthal3533
Жыл бұрын
"Moores law is probably currently running at 2 times" subtly kicks 4060ti off camera
@uzbekistanplaystaion4BIOScrek
Жыл бұрын
maybe he meant murphy's law
@f0x4nn3
Жыл бұрын
I think he means the generational price increase.
@Astfgl
Жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that it would have been a very impressive product and a clear demonstration that Moore's Law is still alive, if it had been named the 4050 and had been priced accordingly.
@flimermithrandir
Жыл бұрын
@@Astfgl But then he could not have said the other Statement back then that Moores Law is Dead. You cant just contradict yourself. Well… not if it hurts your Companys Sales. If it benefits your Company… it suddenly is cool to say the exact opposite just a Year later. And ppl are defending this Guy. Its pretty funny honestly. „The more i hear him talking the more i hate him.“
@Josabooba
Жыл бұрын
Imagine being an Nvidia behind the scenes employee and after the show having Jensen ask: "How did I do..?" You certainly destroyed that AI on personality Jensen.
@okiwangko
Жыл бұрын
AI can replace everything, but it cannot replace paying customers 😂
@gorkskoal9315
Жыл бұрын
no no, it can. see also scalper bots. Just saying!
@quadg5296
Жыл бұрын
AI will make money obsolete. because pets don't need cash.
@haukikannel
Жыл бұрын
Soon AI will be much more wealthy than any normal people are!
@integer0verload948
Жыл бұрын
Nvidia has adopted the Microsoft model where the consumer pays for the privilege to beta test for commercial sales.
@wowdogeful
Жыл бұрын
They have done that way before Microsoft started doing it. Have you ever used Nvidia graphics on a Linux system? Their Linux drivers are complete and utter shite, and that is putting it incredibly nicely. They are barely beta quality on release, then they will slowly iron out only the most severe bugs over the next few years, only to have the GPU model go EoL at a point where the driver is starting to become somewhat usable.
@gorkskoal9315
Жыл бұрын
THIS! But with the microsoft and Rockstar model of a beta test for the next product..that's software! if you royally hork up in software land, that's a few patches to fix. You can't fix stupid, especially in fucking hardware land!
@gozutheDJ
Жыл бұрын
this has always been the model for technology what planet are you on?
@aserta
Жыл бұрын
Everyone does it. It's a natural succession of rampant, unregulated capitalism. If we had someone (in a strong government position) who'd stay behind the CEOs of these companies and corpos, slapping the back of their money grubbing heads into reality, we wouldn't have this. Instead... you buy a table saw... you have to set it up, and repair their untested features. You buy a certain car, it comes with aerodynamic door gaps. That shiny new knife you bought? Better learn how to sharpen, because the sharpness it had... will never stay there past the first few days since the grind was expressly made to ooh and aah, not last. It's only normal that everything like this (software, hardware) will have testing skipped, because that's how they cut costs. When a corpo grows too fat to feel its extremities anymore, the only functional group are the cost cutters. And the CEO loves that group. Every time the engineers come in... he sanitizes the place after. But when cost cutters come in... man, he's all too happy to even bend over, because that's where his paycheck comes from. I mean, how else would a pointless human being like a CEO get $$$$$$ if not by doing exactly that, sometimes to the point where he's directly interested and invested in it. Blatantly in the open. Look at VW, the CEO didn't much care that their cars in certain country are made with slave labor from oppressed minorities. Like i said, if we had govs that aren't morally corrupt, and continuously flushed every few years with term limits (total term limits for political positions, not just one position) and age limits (see a certain zombie in the US gov, that doesn't even know where she is...) we wouldn't be here. They'd enact strong limits and lashes as punishment for these utterly useless people that end up in a CEO position.
@stephen9894
Жыл бұрын
@@wowdogeful Nvidia not supporting Linux isn't the same thing. They literally just don't care as opposed to using that information in the enterprise space
@rhobson
Жыл бұрын
Nvidia is really going above and beyond to destroy their image, and AMD doesn't really seem to be getting the timing... With Intel joining the dispute in the gamer segment AND having enough money to out-budget everyone combined, maybe soon we'll see even more of a monopoly of the team blue?
@39zack
Жыл бұрын
Nvidia don't care about the gamer segment and why would you when you can sell the big tech to companies in the "AI" bubble. 🤑🤑
@alteredcarbon3853
Жыл бұрын
Nvidia just became a trillion dollars giant with this move, the gaming market is a pebble compared to AI.
@Mircea016
Жыл бұрын
thats almost impossible for the next 3-4 years, right now amd sells like 7-8 times more gpus than intel ( atleast in germany)
@Bassalicious
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service, Steve & team. I wouldn't have survived that keynote.
@nnnnnn3647
Жыл бұрын
but Apple IS NOT anticonsumer.
@night_h4nter
Жыл бұрын
second this. i cringed hard enough even seeing the short clips from that keynote in this video lol. thanks GN for your work
@snark567
Жыл бұрын
@@nnnnnn3647 Isn't Apple against right to repair? That sounds pretty anti-consumer to me.
@nnnnnn3647
Жыл бұрын
@@snark567 You have the right to repair, apple sells parts. Apple does more than most electronics companies.
@johnnypopstar
Жыл бұрын
@@nnnnnn3647 Get back in your box, fanboy. Apple is absolutely anti-consumer to their very core with their entire "walled garden" ethos. Just because _you_ happen to like it, and just because all/most their customers [have deluded themselves into thinking they] like it, doesn't change that.
@speedysam0624
Жыл бұрын
It’s like somebody wrote talking points for Jensen, gave him a script and then let him not sleep for a few nights in a row leading up to this and him just yolo-ing the whole thing after coffee or something stronger.
@TostonDePana
Жыл бұрын
Remove the sleep bit. He literally didn't care to practice. And then when shit hit the fan he got himself all coked up and this work of art was made. I laugh but then I think God damn these mediocre billionaires are just begging for guillotines. Please at least pretend that you work at SOMETHING. Right now if my $270 gpu from 2019 dies I won't be able to get something as good, new, for the same price.
@126sebi
Жыл бұрын
That’s giving him to much slack to fall on he a billionaire sure he sleeps fine
@gorkskoal9315
Жыл бұрын
LOL, well Columbia Marching powder is liked with millionaires, he might even like "poppy tea" (cough opium cough) . He sounds some manic geeks I know. Wich is not good. He kind of reminds me of some of the demented old folks in the loonybin i've talked to.
@tonnentonie2767
Жыл бұрын
Looks like he is on amphetamines
@jim8571
Жыл бұрын
Coke
@thomasdixon9823
Жыл бұрын
In the words of Raiden from Metal Gear Rising: "You're not greedy, you're Batshit Insane!" Jensen has lost the plot, hopefully AI can generate a new one for him
@LuxZoltan
Жыл бұрын
In the next GPU their will include children brain
@eljoel89
Жыл бұрын
Jensen shows up in a nuclear powered spider Metal Gear that uses AI to plan its attacks.
@TheySeeMeTrollen
Жыл бұрын
Hmm... the A.I is telling me to buy an arm... does it want me to try and buy ARM again... or find someone's arm laying around and buy that?
@StephenGillie
Жыл бұрын
@@LuxZoltan What a modest specification!
@imaginalex5850
Жыл бұрын
Very Scientology cult behaviour.
@MKNick10
Жыл бұрын
Jensen so in love with the idea of AI that he became an AI himself
@ETophales
Жыл бұрын
I really loved how you marked the pauses in his speech. Obviously these are just the times when ChatGPU needs to generate the continuation of the presentation. I had half expected to hear: "I apologize for the confusion caused by my previous statement."
@ProffyChaos
Жыл бұрын
I really hope Intel get their act together on GPUs so that we aren't reliant on the duopoly.
@numbersandreality
Жыл бұрын
You mean monopoly? Because AMD is miles away
@Lynnfield3440
Жыл бұрын
@@numbersandreality they probably mean in regards to pricing. AMD and Nvidia are both asking about 2-3 times the value of their gpus.
@PrograError
Жыл бұрын
Well if the incumbent two keep mucking up like this, Intel's gonna bang into the room dukes of hazzard style *Honks the duke's Dixie horn*
@thebcwonder4850
Жыл бұрын
@@Lynnfield3440 yeah, generally companies like not losing money on their products, of course they’re gonna charge more than the raw material cost
@dakoderii4221
Жыл бұрын
I really hope they stop participating with the WEF. You know, the people who state "You'll own nothing and be happy" as they fly their million dollar limos in billion dollar jets around the world to tell you you can't drive more than 15 minutes from your home to "stop climate change".
@WayStedYou
Жыл бұрын
I thought Jensen was going to announce his entire presentation was himself generated with AI on stage.
@benjaminoechsli1941
Жыл бұрын
If you told me ChatGPT-2 wrote his script, I'd believe it.
@kayburcky7146
Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminoechsli1941if you mean gpt2 yep, that's how it sounds, Chatgpt2 (as a possible successor to Chatgpt which currently works with gpt 3 and 4) would've wiped the floor with this...
@r-jthecookie3126
Жыл бұрын
@@kayburcky7146 it doesn’t matter anyway but as far as I understood, chatgpt is gpt 3.5, gpt 4 is not referred to chatgpt anymore
@FuckMargaretThatchher
Жыл бұрын
You can’t tell me Jensen didn’t smoke something before going on stage. You can’t say „I am the sound effect!“ with a straight face to an audience.
@savagej4y241
Жыл бұрын
Jensen literally would have sounded more coherent if he had randomly shouted "I AM THE WALRUS!" instead, at least maybe some Beatles fans would've appreciated it in context of how the presentation was going lol
@W1ldSm1le
Жыл бұрын
I used to act like this when I abused uppers years ago. It's honestly does look/sound like he's on Coke/adderal
@savagej4y241
Жыл бұрын
@@W1ldSm1le Glad you got clean and off that stuff!
@rocknrollajohnnyquid876
Жыл бұрын
whooooosh🤣
@randomsam83
Жыл бұрын
I am Ai
@acrumpet9620
Жыл бұрын
I love that the fact the nvidia booth having nothing of interest was so unsurprising that it didn’t even warrant a cut-away interjection in post.
@kelvin1316
Жыл бұрын
Jensen seems to have surrounded himself with "yes" people, or more accurately has probably made people so afraid to say "no that is not a good idea" or "are you sure you should be on the stage and not let someone who is trained and knows how to talk to people"
@timf7679
Жыл бұрын
This is how that blatant out of touch and mind boggling inflated ego is just so crystal clear. Maybe you don't need to be a great public speaker to be a great CEO but you should probably have the self awareness to hire one then. I guess we should be thankful that it isn't someone with charisma or actually being good at converting this corporate speak buzzword nonsense into relatable, or even humanlike dialogue because it exposes a lot of the bullshit Nvidia seems to thrive on these days.
@Dowlphin
Жыл бұрын
@@timf7679 Makes me wonder whether people like that have somehow developed reverse tolerance to cocaine and now the mere touch of a bank note gives them a daily dose. Then again, are people like that really ever touching cash?
@omniyambot9876
Жыл бұрын
yeah notice it too. Tho he really raised the company, I think NVDIA will fall soon just wait for GOOGLE/Microsoft and others make their own ASICS. NVIDIA keeps mentioning AI lol.
@Invesre
Жыл бұрын
Jensen reminds me my gradpa that's trying to explains things he doesnt know how to explain. This is one of most of out touch presentations i have seen from some major companies in my life.
@Gunni1972
Жыл бұрын
You should google Steve Ballmer, He is off the charts in that regard, Got his CEO Job, because he was a dear friend of Bill Gates. It's all Nepotism, once you see how Fairchild Semiconductors "Birthed" Intel and Amd. And Yes, Fairchild the Defense contractor (Just it's semiconductor Branch).
@Krashulka
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking exactly the same thing. I think he should stay out of sight and let someone talk who designed it and knows about it. Listening to that 'mumble bumble' mess of a presentation was torture, I've seen kids do better presentations of stuff they have made than Jensen. Would you invest millions based on that presentation ?.
@varshard0
Жыл бұрын
@@Krashulka wall street said yes. I wished I could share their taste
@lefourbe5596
Жыл бұрын
i think facebook have the lead here
@TROONTRON
Жыл бұрын
@@Havanu81 Except Jeremy Iron's character is a fucking genius despite saying he's not. Jensen is also a genius, buuuut maybe not a genius speaker.
@themap684
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see Nvidia is so onboard with A.I. that they even let it write Jensen's speech 😂
@jaysdood
Жыл бұрын
No way! You can't find an AI that can be THAT incomprehensible.
@haukikannel
Жыл бұрын
Luckily AI advance fast. Amybe next year this will be better! 😂
@konstantinlozev2272
Жыл бұрын
Jensen: "The less frames we give you, the better your gaming experience is" 😂😂😂
@konstantinlozev2272
Жыл бұрын
@@Ren33469 I am a plebs who turns off raytracing. I still live in the Dark Ages of PC gaming 😔
@durdy911
Жыл бұрын
Nvidia does not have a plan for AI. They want everyone to think they do, so they can hope to remain relevant as competition comes along. Their goal is to sell AI hardware as long as possible with as much markup as possible for the time being.
@Masterrunescapeer
Жыл бұрын
They do, invest in AI making sure it runs using CUDA. Intel does something similar for CPU based, which is great for learning, just doesn't really work in scale as most AI tasks that we're looking at using neural networks run better on a GPU.
@LeonAlkoholik67
Жыл бұрын
Well NVIDIA owns CUDA and AMD and Intel do not. A lot of machine learning libraries are specifically relying on CUDA, so that actually gives AMD and Intel less relevance in the AI topic.
@hoilst265
Жыл бұрын
I cannot wait until we start calling the tech companies out on their Emperor's New Clothes crap. "Yeah, I've totally got an idea for a chip that will...I dunno. Beam ads for lootboxes directly into children's brains." "Do- do you?" "Give me money and find out." "Uh..." "Well, someone else will give me money and then you won't be invested and then if my idea comes good you'll be out some sweet dividends. What are you, a luddite that lacks all vision and hope for the future?" "I- uh- um AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH HERE'S TWO BILLION DOLLARS."
@SeanCMonahan
Жыл бұрын
On the topic of anti-competitive behavior, I'm so relieved the attempted ARM acquisition by Nvidia has failed regulatory requirements. That would have been disastrous for everyone except Nvidia.
@maxweinbach3996
Жыл бұрын
What anti-competitive behavior?
@dra6o0n
Жыл бұрын
When you nail shut the doors to practices that brings down price and drives up demand. If you shoot your competitors dead, or sabotage, and bribe politicians and industry influencers, to play the game your way, you make it impossible for anyone else to fight back. Apple loves this, Nvidia loves this, Microsoft loves this.
@tommihommi1
Жыл бұрын
even though it failed, it still served as a wake up call for the industry and made a lot of companies start considering RISC-V more seriously
@bocahdongo7769
Жыл бұрын
@@maxweinbach3996 monopoly
@TheHalo294
Жыл бұрын
i really like him being the sound effect xD
@sandorbence2067
Жыл бұрын
Nice to see Nvidia expanding their portfolio and trying to break into the YTP market with this keynote.
@xan1242
Жыл бұрын
There's no defeating the legends of E3.
@hyatt2844
Жыл бұрын
LOL can’t wait for them
@futuza
Жыл бұрын
@@xan1242 that sounds like the words of someone who's forgotten how to dream.
@richardwelsh7901
Жыл бұрын
@@futuza hit 'em with the zinger
@xan1242
Жыл бұрын
@@futuza they cost 599 US dollars
@BuzzKiller23
Жыл бұрын
$10 million for 48 gpus. Sounds like Nvidia!
@pingpong1727
Жыл бұрын
*servers
@IvanOoze1990
Жыл бұрын
2k for each server is cheap dude.
@HurricaneGregor
Жыл бұрын
@@IvanOoze1990 That's 200k per server, not 2k.
@pratikpramanik7782
Жыл бұрын
Still only 8GB vram
@sultanofsick
Жыл бұрын
@@IvanOoze1990 math is hard
@misterringer
Жыл бұрын
Admittedly the idea of AI NPC's is pretty cool, even if it's not quite there yet. Having different interactions on a new playthrough definitely adds a lot to a game. of course, if the combat mechanics of enemies in games is AI generated, that is going to really mess with speed runners hahaha.
@doltBmB
Жыл бұрын
It's gonna be terrible because you can't design a narrative when the AI can just generate any nonsense it wants or even go out of character at random. It might be good for low budget games to add voice acting that they otherwise couldn't afford, but that's it.
@misterringer
Жыл бұрын
@@doltBmB You could always hybridize. Have certain narrative points hard coded, but even allow the AI to change the way it presents them, but with a mandatory outcome. It could be terrible, or it could be awesome :)
@aqualazuli1876
Жыл бұрын
@@doltBmB ????
@MistahWorldwide
Жыл бұрын
NVIDIA wants everything from Apple except coherent presentations.
@Tw1stTech
Жыл бұрын
You can’t call apples yearly BS fest coherent for real? „It’s the fastest/sharpest/brightest/lightest/biggest…(list goes on forever) xxxx we ever made….“ EVERY YEAR. WOW and we were thinking you’d make sth worse than last year 🤪🤪🤪
@jefferyG499
Жыл бұрын
@@Tw1stTech Are you talking about, unarguably, the most-anticipated, most-viewed, and most-covered event of the year for the tech universe?
@aravindpallippara1577
Жыл бұрын
@@jefferyG499let's be honest, just because it's watched doesn't mean it's not cringe or awkward either As he said 30% more power than the invisible competition on an arbitrary chart with no x axis, y axis gradations or sometimes even description of what they are measuring
@skartimusprime4779
Жыл бұрын
Oh snap
@TheKazragore
Жыл бұрын
I think that leather jacket is infecting Jensen just like the hair transplant did to Homer Simpson.
@complexity5545
Жыл бұрын
I was wondering who else noticed the biker jacket.
@bobbygetsbanned6049
Жыл бұрын
@@complexity5545 Hasn't he worn it every time he's been on camera since launching the 30 series? I think he sleeps in it...
@houdini8172
Жыл бұрын
The leather jacket gave him Creutzfeldt-jakobs.
@complexity5545
Жыл бұрын
@@houdini8172 I had to look that one up. LOL.
@complexity5545
Жыл бұрын
@@bobbygetsbanned6049 Yeah, its apart of him now.
@silvanbarrow86
Жыл бұрын
Lisa at CES: "Wanna see a meandering keynote speech?" Jensen at Computex: "Hold my jacket."
@IlluminatiBG
Жыл бұрын
If I ever have an awkward presentation, I just need to rewatch this to remember that a billion dollar top-of-the-line GPU-tech company CEO can have more awkward and more waste-of-time presentation than me. But seriously, I still prefer NVidia (although Intel Ark is something to keep an eye on), as I do graphical experiments (i.e. programming) and I need a GPU with good support of latest versions of Vulkan, OpenCL, etc. All three major companies (Intel, AMD, and NVidia) offer good products from hardware standpoint, but the software API support of AMD is kind of lagging behind (only slightly). This proves that there are competent engineers working for NVidia, and I know legally, their contract means their knowledge and effort invested in the products does belong to NVidia, but it is still unfair, that the CEO is allowed to present the company in a way that is embarrassing and completely diminish the efforts of those engineers.
@moodsurfer
Жыл бұрын
Thankfully Jensen is not like Steve
@DrMuFFinMan
Жыл бұрын
Thank you Steve, for sitting and listening to the new A.I. powered Jensen Huang. Maybe next year they will get a human to host the show.
@PkmnGymLeader
Жыл бұрын
NVIDIA isn't just obsessed with Apple. They're obsessed with being a weird spinoff of Apple that has all of Apple's negative traits and none of their good ones.
@TheOriginalFaxon
Жыл бұрын
@gmu_alum08 Nooo they've had one good trait, they aren't afraid to hide just how much they're intentionally fucking you, they come out and say it to your face and tell you you'll like it and buy their shit anyway, and people eat it up lol
@PkmnGymLeader
Жыл бұрын
@gmualum08 They still have fantastic build quality for basically all of their products. And while most of their products are totally overpriced, every once in a while they manage to release something that's actually really good value, like the iPhone SE. I never said there were many good qualities to them though, just that they at least had some, while NVIDIA has none at this point.
@Fiwek23452
Жыл бұрын
@gmu_alum08 M1 cpu, airpods? Apple watch?? iPhone 13 pro, the first smartphone that’s perfect in any class?? You just a hater😂🤦♂️, apple has many good efforts after jobs passing
@robaudi20v
Жыл бұрын
@@Fiwek23452 yeh because apple is utter garbage. Dam right I'm a hater. Overpriced Chinese e-waste straight from the factory-go apple!!!!
@NickoTyn
Жыл бұрын
So... exactly the same.
@pittvypr
Жыл бұрын
Maybe he should have let AI write his keynote script?
@zadarthule
Жыл бұрын
Maybe he did?
@anony_meows
Жыл бұрын
he'd still mess up reading it, like he butchered reading nvidia's market demand.
@Dan-Simms
Жыл бұрын
I truly thought that at the end he was going to say that it was all written by AI.
@BBWahoo
Жыл бұрын
He doesn't even need to show up, he's basically doing a social experiment atm to see how much you can fake your hype before your spaghetti spills to the audience from the sheer weight of your bullshot
@Lord_Reset
Жыл бұрын
If he said that I'd actually be like 'damn how have chat bots got substantially worse In the past day'
@Patchnote2.0
Жыл бұрын
6:00 I'm so glad you put in Steve Ballmer's "DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!" I instantly thought of that when I heard Jensen say "You need developers."
@EdNieThePianoGuy
Жыл бұрын
He's riding the AI train hype, but unfortunately his desperation is making it look like the its more of a bubble which is now going to pop 5x faster because of his presentation. Good job Jensen. At shooting yourself in the foot.
@backfischritter
Жыл бұрын
So you think google, youtube, tiktok, instagram, will all disappear somehow?
@DinosawrsAreAwesome
Жыл бұрын
@@backfischritter if these companies are using AI, all of them can afford the losses if the bubble bursts or tech stops being fashionable
@gerogyzurkov2259
Жыл бұрын
@@backfischritter google owns KZitem so it should be one company at this point.
@WT83
Жыл бұрын
@@backfischritter They probably do. People thinking AI is going to go the way of the yo-yo and the hula-hoop are just as loopy as people in the 90s saying email could never catch on and e-commerce would never be a thing.
@LuisOrtiz-zu3dq
Жыл бұрын
The 3 supercomputers worth billions each probably too microsoft, Google, meta and isreals goverment are just hype and will blow up or something. Amazon and nasa will probably get one too. No, NVIDIA will make trillions at least until they get competition. If AI is hype and it crashes since it's the only thing that's stopping the stock market, it will decrease daily we will probably hit a recession. Also the robot blueprint thing in the end of nvidias keynote which I thought would be pretty big. Don't know why gamernexus didn't comment on that.
@TheDarkestPhoenix
Жыл бұрын
The "Can it play Crysis" joke felt like the "Ridge Racer" moment from that ancient Sony E3.
@paulustrucenus
Жыл бұрын
I'd say it's worse.
@orangeapples
Жыл бұрын
@@paulustrucenusyeah. “Ridge Racer” was turned into a meme. “Can it run Crysis?” is just an old meme.
@StephenGillie
Жыл бұрын
Even the $100 laptop I got for watching KZitem can play Crysis - someone has a KZitem video of the same specs playing it okay. (Like 30 FPS lol)
@archadiano
Жыл бұрын
@@StephenGillie the joke was a meme back in time...
@StephenGillie
Жыл бұрын
@@archadiano Yes, I was there for that massively unoptimized game. It was unavoidable, being added to literally every gaming benchmark.
@Thermalions
Жыл бұрын
We love these keynotes Steve. They provide countless sound bites / transitions for the next 12 months of GN videos.
@UncommonS3nse
Жыл бұрын
Wow. Or should I say WHOOOSH!? The next big question on Jenson's mind: "How can we enable AI to buy our GPUs?"
@vs_v0ld092
Жыл бұрын
Steve feeling nervous that Jensen might be sending whistle wielding secret police is not an irrational fear but a legitimate human reflex.
@liveriesfsx9352
Жыл бұрын
Jensen Huang is detached from reality even more than I expected. I just wonder where the red line is.
@MrBoombastic_
Жыл бұрын
That's even more meme potential than that famous Intel's keynote. Thanks Jensen!
@kacpertianable
Жыл бұрын
Well it did one thing well. You now have amazing WHOOSH scene transitions for the next year
@john_in_phoenix
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, how many billions does it take to be out of touch so publicly? As an FYI, nothing is stopping him from building "Grace Hopper", he just gets to spend his own money on the ARM license like everyone else.
@KrishnaDraws
Жыл бұрын
I laughed. I cried. I ate pizza. Loved the "loading" graphics during Jensen's awkward pauses. Chef's kiss.
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