look like a fusion of mark zuckerberg and jeff bezos
@davidm5321
2 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!!!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 🇬🇧
@unstoppablefootage9818
2 жыл бұрын
Totally! Lol
@internetvide0
2 жыл бұрын
Zuckerberg and Howard Stern
@jameshardy6277
2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Ambu570
2 жыл бұрын
Shiitttt now I can't stop seeing it
@FreakinFred08
2 жыл бұрын
Usually, when an NPC denies access so vehemently, it means you haven’t unlocked that part of the map yet. I’m pretty sure the player needs to resolve a main objective before coming back to that location.
@JustAGuy85
2 жыл бұрын
💯
@ComixMultiplication
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@VesperAegis
2 жыл бұрын
Credit to player where it is due. He was looking for a way to glitch past the NPC and skip the main quest line.
@AlexHristo
2 жыл бұрын
Just like in GTA 4 trying to get into Manhattan
@LVTHORAscending
2 жыл бұрын
Love this 😂
@monkeydude952
2 жыл бұрын
"Stay out of my office, there are sensitive files!" Quest log update: Access the Sensitive Files
@leandroagonzalez3
2 жыл бұрын
Golden
@leandroagonzalez3
2 жыл бұрын
It's the hidden trophy 🏆
@GhostRanger5060
2 жыл бұрын
nailed it
@gigiesparza396
2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHHAAH
@artemislogic5252
Жыл бұрын
if those files got out he'd prob be in prison
@denisskenderovic3707
2 жыл бұрын
I like how the cameraman asks "who are you that I have to listen to you?" in such a manner that it feels like he'd actually listen to him- if he just knew who he was.
@Seldomheardabout
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know about you, but I don't just listen to bald idiots who won't even tell me their name.
@jordanmartens5591
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't he answer? Said he was an attorney for the building or something like that? Hard to hear over the music
@kikithepupper6774
2 жыл бұрын
cameraman doesnt know its Jeff Bezos, that's why
@willvazquez626
2 жыл бұрын
@@kikithepupper6774 Bezelburg
@lathrael7152
2 жыл бұрын
@@kikithepupper6774 It's Mark Bezos.
@Stefan-wp2qr
2 жыл бұрын
I like how his head progressively tilts more and more as he gets more annoyed
@bangtansupremacy4685
2 жыл бұрын
IM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY
@tedunguent156
2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for it to *snap* off.
@Nute202
2 жыл бұрын
💀
@SouloDoloMusic
2 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a *30 minutes later...* cut to see how far it turned 😂
@nigelnigelakiraakira
2 жыл бұрын
You don't want to know what happens when he gets completely horizontal.
@koikarppa
2 жыл бұрын
1:46 omg he walked like a NPC look at him
@katieo5534
2 жыл бұрын
Lol, "look at him" made me laugh more than it should have
@frank744
2 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahaha I though the same
@warrenb8228
2 жыл бұрын
No uniform, no identification, refuses to identify himself, I assume he’s a member of the thieves guild and should not be trusted with any side quest.
@Ektalon
2 жыл бұрын
I dunno, that goober looks like he hears the voice of the Night Mother herself.
@xshadionytpx7891
2 жыл бұрын
he is indeed prob doing some shady stuff this guy tried too expose
@jackdaniels2905
2 жыл бұрын
I love that nerd talk.
@Ektalon
2 жыл бұрын
@@jackdaniels2905 Jack! I’m a big fan of your whiskey!
@pineappleparty1624
2 жыл бұрын
He said who he was dummy. The person that never identifies are these frauditors trespassing with cameras illegally making money by filming people and often their private paperwork without their consent.
@MrMotoMike
2 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... "Don't film here" "This is a government building" "I have sensitive files" ... I think we need to see this mysterious/paranoid NPC's files
@Keyankav
2 жыл бұрын
*Quest Accepted*
@fryone
2 жыл бұрын
Its the secret bald dungeon, very brave to attempt the Intimidate route. Wasnt his first quicksave reload Im sure 🤣.
@calibdovah1962
2 жыл бұрын
Literally everyone shown in the vid was bald lol
@fryone
2 жыл бұрын
@MR. RICKLES FARTTENHOOS 🤟
@8818F
2 жыл бұрын
Bald brotherhood😂
@stringerchick3650
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha read my mind !!
@kingofkings367
2 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is bald? Pls Will don't smack the bejesus out of me.. It's a joke.
@m.d.sharpe8892
2 жыл бұрын
The way he said "I have sensitive files" combined with how creepy he looks that close to the camera just made me burst out laughing
@themightychinful
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this bald guy actually sounds like NPC. So much repetition and the emotionless face.
@lucasottens8506
2 жыл бұрын
It's not emotionless, he's nervous AF. He's never tried to exercise any level of authority on a stranger before, especially not one that's obviously physically more imposing than he is. Look at the constant tics and blinking, the fake power-posing standing contrapposto with one hand in his pocket. The really strained forced smirk. The flop sweat.
@lifeisbutamoment
2 жыл бұрын
@@lucasottens8506 his head gets increasingly more bald and shiny with the less power and control he has over the situation
@buddyboy6783
2 жыл бұрын
@@lucasottens8506 he glows red when taking ego damage
@AddamSolo
2 жыл бұрын
I actually think something mire was going on
@zerordie4529
2 жыл бұрын
Not emotionless that is clear expression of fear
@FD-nz7qv
2 жыл бұрын
I've seen people talk like an NPC but this guy actually moves like one too
@BellyUpFishGarage
2 жыл бұрын
We really need to teach people how to adjust the soundtrack volume on these videos..
@MrVarhansen
2 жыл бұрын
I hate people who cant read audio waves in a video editor
@Dawghome
2 жыл бұрын
My god it's so true, I've a godawful headache & it's jarring in my ears! Ouchhhh!
@dzmitry2387
2 жыл бұрын
its literally like that in the game
@BellyUpFishGarage
2 жыл бұрын
@@dzmitry2387 We literally need to teach people how to adjust soundtrack volume in the game.
@vinegro4579
2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean!? This is as NPC as it gets! This was perfect!
@Prof.Pwnalot
2 жыл бұрын
1:26 " You're gonna stay out of my office there's sensitive files" Gold.
@TheAidanodian
Жыл бұрын
The pedo files
@thumbwiz
2 жыл бұрын
When the voice acting is spot on, but the developers still haven't perfected the shape of the NPC's head.
@DUKE_DUKE
2 жыл бұрын
Too stiff and the eyes are dead looking.
@jjmbeausoleil
2 жыл бұрын
Omg for the win.
@Egoblivion
2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention literally the best graphics ever. 🙃
@theinstantclassic4379
2 жыл бұрын
Tic tac
@aru-YT
2 жыл бұрын
@@Egoblivion Are you kidding? Comparing the graphics to other legendary games released in the past decade, the developers really let loose on this one. You can tell how much they wanted to avoid adding hair physics and textures by making every character and background npc BALD! The emotions are deadpan and not very realistic to a human with an actual soul. 6/10, will update if developers fix the issue.
@jerrodbutali3990
2 жыл бұрын
"You cant videotape here, this is a public building" -Oxymoron NPC.
@mightymodo
2 жыл бұрын
ya, i caught that. It made me laugh too.
@markekar6021
Жыл бұрын
thats not what an oxymoron is
@Chris-we7hh
Жыл бұрын
"public" to them, the entitled political class, means "fuck off filthy peasant"
@troywright359
4 ай бұрын
You can't just film people and everything you want, the guy said to stay out of his office. Camera man is a jerk
@cb2536
2 жыл бұрын
Legend has it his identity is still a secret.
@Desstrik
2 жыл бұрын
That dude’s MOM doesnt even know his identity.
@Nah_Bohdi
2 жыл бұрын
@@Desstrik lol Pops out saying "You need to leave."
@briananderson1246
2 жыл бұрын
They
@Anudorini-Talah
2 жыл бұрын
Quest added: Lifting the secret. -Find out the true identity of the office guard.
@jasmine9581
2 жыл бұрын
The first "Can I help you, sir?" was really...fitting.
@thepoopman9951
2 жыл бұрын
Sounded like dude was actually in oblivion
@JoeTakagi00
2 жыл бұрын
Man the timing was so good I thought it may be staged
@keltic11100
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't know Jeff Bezos was in Oblivion.
@Htown156
Жыл бұрын
This quest stumped me too at first. You have to tell him "ok, I will go back" and he will immediately disengage you and walk into the bathroom. At that point you have to pickpocket his key while he is at the urinal and proceed to his office using the now unguarded elevator. If your lockpick skill is high enough you can bypass the pickpocket option and proceed directly to his office using the elevator. Don't forget to grab the skill book on his desk after you retrieve the sensitive files.
@gandalf8216
4 ай бұрын
I must have done something wrong because whenever I try your way, he becomes hostile the moment I approach him at the urinal.
@FreakinFred08
2 ай бұрын
@@gandalf8216 did you find the Cottonlark Feather in the previous mission? Before entering the restroom, you must unequip any footwear so that your [sneak] is optimal. Then use the Cottonlark Feather to tickle the man’s undercarriage when approaching from behind. You’ll be able to get the key even if you’re Level 1 Pickpocket.
@oliveryt7168
2 жыл бұрын
"this is a public building"... he said it... "public"... so, basically anybody can film.
@TinTinsDance
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@lordniyo4979
2 жыл бұрын
He’s a male Karen
@israelmcmahon3340
2 жыл бұрын
There was literally a camera on the ceiling over his head as the video began lol everyone's already being filmed
@Paintbl99
2 жыл бұрын
Not the way that works lol
@pinchevilla4268
2 жыл бұрын
there is no expectation of privacy in public. publicly funded and publicly accessible buildings indeed fall under first amendment proection. you are also constantly being recorded out in public by comercial and private security, traffic, private and public dashcams, teslas etc. i wonder when the last time you signed a release for any of those recordings?
@Favoxhille
2 жыл бұрын
he actually stands,stares and moves like an npc 😂
@dritzzdarkwood4727
2 жыл бұрын
0:19 "I want you to leave now" - Proceeds to block the exit....
@xshadionytpx7891
2 жыл бұрын
lol this is a public building, i need you to leave now XDDD
@zzzzzzzzzzz6
2 жыл бұрын
"You're not going upstairs." Lmao he thinks he's the Avengers
@markokeefe1618
2 жыл бұрын
He even moves like an npc at the end
@BiggyJimbo
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha he really does
@Moonshadowad
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@seowth
2 жыл бұрын
The way he repositioned himself to block the door was so good!!!
@pauldavis5665
Жыл бұрын
Dude literally moves and repositions like an NPC.
@dawud7791
2 жыл бұрын
Jeff bezos looking hostile
@mikekosh4436
2 жыл бұрын
Hands down one of the best NPC acting we've seen he even did the sharp turns and everything 😂 his limited vocabulary and movements were perfect!
@anomalovideo
2 жыл бұрын
One of the very few times here on yt when I honestly believed life is an action rpg simulation
@leandroagonzalez3
2 жыл бұрын
Well that's where your wrong. It's not a simulation, your game is. =)
@BL-mf3jp
2 жыл бұрын
Well, oblivion is a pretty damn good game. So I’m okay with that.
@leandroagonzalez3
2 жыл бұрын
@@BL-mf3jp eh simulation. Real world>>>>>> fake simulated trap
@delweisshouse7841
2 жыл бұрын
This world is indeed a simulation. Everything around screams "not a real world"
@leandroagonzalez3
2 жыл бұрын
@@delweisshouse7841 oh simulation you say?. Yes go on ahead and simulate your own death. Maybe you'll respawn in a new setting. Go on give it a try. The only thing that is a simulation is the made up world you and literally millions of people have made up for themselves because they can't face reality. People who don't know how to confront. People who hide. People who lash out. We got a word for those people. We call them mental. They are mentally insane.
@d.monksworkshop1111
2 жыл бұрын
They don't take it lightly when the hair people infiltrate their commune.
@MC1995xx
2 жыл бұрын
Just pay this damn NPC some septims to get out of the way...everybody know the dark elves can be easily corrupted!
@JoshTheHoffman
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck that (Attack)
@dookeland8
2 жыл бұрын
the way he turned the corner right into dialog was the most NPC thing ever
@katiedunlap235
2 жыл бұрын
at first I was wondering why the music was so loud but it’s actually perfect cause they’re just saying the same non-sensical bs to each other over and over again 😂😂😂
@CHUCKSCHUMACHER
2 жыл бұрын
I love how the deeper the video progresses the more his smug face spiral twists as if at any moment it will suddenly be fully flushed away from existence 😆
@CoolSmoovie
2 жыл бұрын
He came around the corner like a pre-scripted encounter
@godofhate4167
2 жыл бұрын
"This is a public building you have to leave" dude literally admitted he can film based on that.
@lewstone5430
2 жыл бұрын
The budget Gandalf.
@gandalf8216
2 жыл бұрын
I have a rival.
@Gravetacular
2 жыл бұрын
More like budget Bezos 🤣
@totalbullion5882
2 жыл бұрын
Missed a perfect opportunity to tell him you really need to look at those files LOL
@TheKitchenerLeslie
2 жыл бұрын
"Should I bring all my glasses and shoes... so I have them?" -- Sol Rosenberg
@Bibibosh
2 жыл бұрын
If he quick saved before he may be able to ask the question again at another save point!!!!
@lgx2410
2 жыл бұрын
He could have totally ruined this guy by saying "are you staring in GI Jane 2?"
@rocketrockstar8171
2 жыл бұрын
And then Will would walk up and slap him!
@flyingturtlemonkeyindatrees
2 жыл бұрын
@@rocketrockstar8171 someone needs to make this edit!
@thepikachuoftexas3871
2 жыл бұрын
KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUTCHO FOOKING MOUTH!
@barreloffun10
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Will Smith was totally laughing at the joke until he saw his psycho wife looking daggers at him.
@j.loganhill
2 жыл бұрын
I think this is just the most NPC-like real person I’ve ever seen. His generic face, saying the same thing over and over, lack of facial expressions. Brilliant
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo seriously
@flyingturtlemonkeyindatrees
2 жыл бұрын
yoooo this lizard has some reallll sketchy files in his office lolll
@saka-hyenabro7773
2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately there's a bug in this building that causes the audio to be inconstant with user settings, also explains why top tone of the NPC's is much more hostile than other locations. Expect a patch in the remastered edition full release.
@rottenmilk6630
2 жыл бұрын
This was SO MUCH like the npc's when you sneak into their house and get caught.. "you need to leave" "I'm going to call the guards"
@ethanpierce6118
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh that "Can I help you sir?" and then the "Hi how are you?" are just so perfect
@danfors1333
2 жыл бұрын
That NPC has some weird glitch in the neck. I half expected his face to turn upside down in the end.
@SilverBricks17
2 жыл бұрын
Good god that is the creepiest looking NPC I’ve seen yet🙁
@paulargier
2 жыл бұрын
The man filming is KZitemr "Long Island Audit." Dude is a legend and deserves way more subscribers.
This actually feels like a Skyrim interaction lmao
@isaiahben-yahweh3245
2 жыл бұрын
Priceless and the rest of the video is even funnier
@Perros333
2 жыл бұрын
Where can we watch it??
@thatguyonyoutube989
2 жыл бұрын
Please tell us what the video was called
@isaiahben-yahweh3245
2 жыл бұрын
@@thatguyonyoutube989 Unfortunately I don't remember the exact name, but if search up "I walked into the voting office in my state while recording and this happened." it should come up
@Ma_rkw589
2 жыл бұрын
@@immachine1565 unfortunately I couldn't find it on that channel bro
@csselement
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone figure out how to find the full vid? Looks like a good one.
@funoff3207
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's in these 'sensitive files' he's protecting but I have such doubts there is anything remotely interesting in them
@EpicGamingLegends2
2 жыл бұрын
It’s that annoying enemy that blocks your path but never actually attacks u
@buuger
2 жыл бұрын
Somethins weird with his eyeballs
@RussellSyx
2 жыл бұрын
@@exiled1gaming Facts
@ad_gloriam_dei
2 жыл бұрын
@@exiled1gaming unironically true
@swimmy1315
2 жыл бұрын
I like how they reused the same Bald NPC asset over and over to save on processing power. Smart move.
@hypnofba
2 жыл бұрын
„This is exactly what i am doing…“ lmao
@MrZer000
2 жыл бұрын
This is exactly the way an npc behaves when entering a restricted area, they are persistent in standing right infront of you
@mchagnon7
2 жыл бұрын
"This is a public building" Yeah. that's why he can film here. You're thinking of private buildings. If you're that confused, maybe you should come back when you know what's going on.
@markekar6021
Жыл бұрын
hes not confused. he knew the rules.
@FullmetalNacho
2 жыл бұрын
Always a treat when two NPCs voiced by the same actor start a conversation.
@danielberry4765
2 жыл бұрын
NICE MUSIC MATE, I love straining to hear words for no fucking reason.
@ishamatic4332
2 жыл бұрын
There’s a reason
@TEMPLE7D
2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo actually watched the full video. This was taken by Long Island Audit. NPC's in this country think its illegal to film in public places because its not "typical". This guy goes around exercising his rights and bringing awareness. Actually scary how many police show up also thinking its illegal and making a fool out of the whole department.
@ProfessorLemur
2 жыл бұрын
tldr
@thatrandomyoutubechannel
2 жыл бұрын
I think most of the police are fully aware that it's legal to film in alot of these places, they're just so used to getting people to do what they want through either threat of violence, intimidation, or color of law that when confronted with someone who knows their rights it damages their ego and they just won't stop trying to control that person because they need to make the ouchy on their ego go away and mommy ain't there to kiss it and make it better.
@TEMPLE7D
2 жыл бұрын
@@thatrandomyoutubechannel I PROMISE you, if you watch his video, you'd recant this statement. Seriously, out of dozens of videos i've watched, only like two or three case, the police knew to stand down..... Two of which it was ONLY after another officer (or Sarge") responded and told them about his KZitem page..... Then they sing a different tune afterwards.
@thatrandomyoutubechannel
2 жыл бұрын
@@TEMPLE7D I stand by my statement.
@christianriddler5063
2 жыл бұрын
@@TEMPLE7D Can you link this exact video? I cannot find it.
@IronKnee963
2 жыл бұрын
Oblivion? This that new WW3 Call of Duty Dialogue.
@johnwhite5035
2 жыл бұрын
"yeah you're dismissed". 😂😂😂😂😂
@acogjefe4769
2 жыл бұрын
Was it racist to immediately assume the other bald guy was with original bald guy?
@CoreySpitz
2 жыл бұрын
I did! Lmao
@stephentherrien3299
Жыл бұрын
“How do I know if you can help me if I don’t know who you are” 🤣🤣
@lordot8665
2 жыл бұрын
That’s a high ranking Balderion and it’s very brave of you to get so close.
@peauxp6263
2 жыл бұрын
"you need to leave" 100% npc dialogue
@cardboardboxification
2 жыл бұрын
This one doesn’t need a tinfoil hat, that shine reflects all the electromagnetic spectrum
@nexusSix_237
2 жыл бұрын
☠
@l1l1l1
Жыл бұрын
POV: you try to get into the "only bald people" super secret club but you still have some hair in your head
@WilhelmWilder
2 жыл бұрын
He really hit you with the "I don't know you, and i don't care to know you...outta my way before I pull your arms off" necromancer for sure
@bcactus3510
2 жыл бұрын
Oh 1000% hahahahaha
@The-Black-Death
Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced this guy is a NPC IRL, a legit robot in human skin or Android.
@stevegarcia3174
2 жыл бұрын
Till this day he’s still stuck in the building
@KonaFocus
Жыл бұрын
“This is a public building” Yes, thats why I am allowed to record. Thank you, have a nice day.
@projects325
2 жыл бұрын
It's probably just me but this guy looks a bit creepy
@Gedagnors
2 жыл бұрын
He totally does! Just like Jeff Sokol from To Catch a Predator episode! =)
@Revo2Evo
2 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bezos level creepy.
@interloper3138
2 жыл бұрын
It that slight menacing grin on his face that doesn't change to reflect his tone, I think. It's just a bit off-putting.
@alexanderh9569
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah his eyelids are quite unnerving
@user-sd8bz2zr5j
23 күн бұрын
This is the optimal way for two humans to interact with each other. Makes lots of sense.
@chillanfly3893
2 жыл бұрын
This is a more upfront patches. I like his recent character diversity
@wade1294
Жыл бұрын
Made a valid point. *Don't know who you are.* *Don't know what your intentions are.* *Don't know if your casing the building.* But he said it was public.
@comentaristaanonimo528
2 жыл бұрын
Why all people on that room are bald?
@nickzeta294
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@sauwensvk7589
2 жыл бұрын
Safety protocols, sir
@mikeyman1974
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe hair just doesn’t load on this map
@OGM_OriginalGameMusic
2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice that around 1:35. When the cameraman moves closer to npc, he kind of moves back slightly without using his legs? That's real NPC shit
@loafandjug321
2 жыл бұрын
This is *Straw Man Zero* . Every argument in history originated from this challenge.
@chrispraz877
Жыл бұрын
We all know attorneys are dicks, but this guy is next level. What's he afraid of?
@poetiks
2 жыл бұрын
Though the music is way too loud, it's kinda perfect somehow.
@adamcampbell743
2 жыл бұрын
you need to pause the game, go to settings, then sound, then lower the music volume compared to dialogue volume.
@perrystone879
7 ай бұрын
This lawyer is a sad joke for the real attorneys around the world
@spol
2 жыл бұрын
It's like if Bezos and Zuck had a baby. lmao
@ahmedronaldokahn2352
2 жыл бұрын
For some reason, all of the background npcs were bald.
@breatheyoureupset.2232
2 жыл бұрын
That dude hasn’t been slapped after talking tough before and it shows 😂
@Minimumholloway
10 ай бұрын
You have to do the side quest before entering this dungeon, so you can get the “Cloak of forsight”, then The NPC’s will see you as one of them.
@JoshDisher
2 жыл бұрын
I love how the video he's trying to stop him from getting is the exact video he gives him. This dude's using cheat codes...
@stormblade8067
2 жыл бұрын
"You're gonna stay out of my office and my sensitive files" LMAO like where did that even come from, typical NPC
@tristanholland6445
2 жыл бұрын
Think this is mislabeled as annoying jester with 0 in Speech vs guard with 5 in intimidate.
@chasejordan9295
2 жыл бұрын
(Closed captions) "Music" Me: Damn it, thought so The ending LMFAO he walks over to that spot like a fucking npc too
@andrewandrew4970
2 жыл бұрын
"This is a public building." So he can film.
@phoreign64
2 жыл бұрын
0:21 "This is a public building" LmAO i want whatever this guy is smoking
@SryImHigh
2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this. Video. The channel is long island audits
@Dennzyl
8 ай бұрын
- "you video-taping the building??" - "thats EXACTLY what i am doing!!" 😎
@atotheg1991
2 жыл бұрын
You've all seen Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg, now get ready for Jeff Zuckerberg.
@TheXxPSYCHO
2 жыл бұрын
He even moves like an NPC.
@rileygally2967
2 жыл бұрын
So shiny! In all seriousness this guy should audition for a movie role
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
1:45 the walk out & turn to get back in front of him was Insanely NPC 💀 😂
@user-lz2mt5nc9e
2 жыл бұрын
Music volume is too high, can't hear what he's saying.
@CDL_Gaming
Жыл бұрын
"Stay out of my office, there are sensitive files." Charlie Brown's packing the Mysterium Xarxes in his office. lol
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