@@nintense5317 I imagine this is a typical sabbatical in Florida
@raxtordone
2 жыл бұрын
hell ya brother
@WizardofGOP
2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, sober for three years. Alcohol is not a party. Just like every other bad idea wrapped in garbage, alcohol kills and injures.
@omega5279
3 жыл бұрын
The "getting sprayed" animation didn't load but the hair physics still reacted
@mlgproplayer2915
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@NecroBanana
3 жыл бұрын
Classic Bethesda game.
@IndieMoore
3 жыл бұрын
This is an S tier comment. Tip of the hat to you sir.
@ezridr1234
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah damn graphics card froze eh? Fuckin epic!!
@pillboxhilllarry
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@TomisaLami
3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said "of course I'm drunk"
@oni8552
3 жыл бұрын
read it as he said it lol.. nice subtitles
@David1Eskin
3 жыл бұрын
The dismissive clarity of it is just awe inspiring
@bigounce4293
3 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine the beginning he was just chillin drinking a 40.
@badasstigeroscar7444
3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he yelled "you lose" 😂 were we playing who's the most soaked? 🤣
@deafvegetables4874
3 жыл бұрын
me too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yoboyandy1866
Жыл бұрын
i love how he took a power spray to the balls and didn't even flinch lol
@kevindrinkswater9024
Жыл бұрын
He liked it
@natureboytom
Жыл бұрын
Drunks are dead down there.
@GulDukat479
Жыл бұрын
Lol, I've never heard the phrase "power spray to the balls" until now 🤣
@iCameTwice
Жыл бұрын
His pisser just had to be washed he got a free shower
@rubert134
Жыл бұрын
He hadn't felt that alive in years.
@krashd
Жыл бұрын
Not often you see a half-naked Nord in the imperial city, he must have underestimated the potency of Cyrodilic brandy.
@Azighted
Жыл бұрын
Real
@dakotahjames7035
Жыл бұрын
Na man it was those witches. Damned witches always tricking nords into being naked lmao
@oobieo
Жыл бұрын
Nah this is leyawin or bruma my guy
@J.Kunda98
Жыл бұрын
Looks like Waterfront
@nobertstanel9428
7 ай бұрын
Riften in early October
@josephdecasper7670
2 жыл бұрын
He can't leave cause you keep freezing his stamina with that frost magic.
@Thiollier_1
2 жыл бұрын
underrated response
@avacyn2000
2 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant
@yPokeKiller08
2 жыл бұрын
Just like the simulations.
@SuperMegaWoofer3000
2 жыл бұрын
You win at the internet today!
@Sleepless4Life
2 жыл бұрын
Based and frostpilled
@mr.terwilliger5728
3 жыл бұрын
“Course I’m drunk” The most sincere statement ever made
@MrTubeeater
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@SirSubT
3 жыл бұрын
@@arabianprince7508 make Palestine stop throwing people off rooftops then we'll talk
@Aperturee
3 жыл бұрын
@@SirSubT You're the type of person who'd get angry at the french resistance for shooting nazis.
@SirSubT
3 жыл бұрын
@@Aperturee no I'm the type of person who doesn't like people being thrown off rooftops because they are homosexual. And I also don't hate Jews. Palestinian culture has more in common with the Nazis than I do.
@nocturnaljoe9543
3 жыл бұрын
@@arabianprince7508 They will never stop the apartheid, man. We can't do shit.
@childpeanut5095
Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that this could be a genuine interaction in the elder scrolls universe. An inept mage and a skooma addicted vagrant having a petty “battle”
@jackrabbit7789
Жыл бұрын
This isent funny skooma addicts have it bad 😡😡😡
@casul-4891
Жыл бұрын
Dude got at least 70 magic resistance
@rad6554
Жыл бұрын
𓆏
@atropa6053
Жыл бұрын
@@casul-4891 he's wearing Elven shorts of waterbending
@epicphonecase1512
6 ай бұрын
they had a squabble
@fallenabr7654
Жыл бұрын
Him laughing at the first couple sprays then the dudes hair blowing from the water bursts, then saying “that’s really fuckin weird lookin man” is the greatest 6 seconds of film on earth
@Wyonsvd
Жыл бұрын
Fucking amazing
@heretyk_1337
Жыл бұрын
I watched this 3 times already, i am still crying laughing
@tempusfugit9009
Жыл бұрын
i said the same in my head the second the hair moved.... Skooma for prez.
@_007B
10 ай бұрын
You literally would never believe this had happened. Yet here’s the video, and then even extra crazy. The dude takes the cold hose to his dick, full power, does not bat an eye and yells “turn it off” 😂😂😂 *best video ever*
@slothonmercury
6 ай бұрын
Are you dyslexic how can you not recall 6 seconds of time correctly?
@juicegodalpha
3 жыл бұрын
Little does the cameraman know he actually lost. Drunk man wanted a free shower and he won
@redstaplerguyforlifepastpr5763
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao! I died lol!
@redstaplerguyforlifepastpr5763
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@bethroesch2156
3 жыл бұрын
Best comment yet 😂😂😂
@GoatMen
3 жыл бұрын
I read a MTV interview of the drunk guy and he is a real bro, so is the hose guy. They made up after the video, and after ditching beer the drunk dude is legit Ghandi level intelligent.
@baddnurse5443
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@calderonpinedas
3 жыл бұрын
Getting hosed on his junk and he just stares lifelessly at the camera, this is really advances AI
@dedelabinouze5110
3 жыл бұрын
Straight to the dick, i like his style
@danielpopadic4314
3 жыл бұрын
He goes right to the point , when it doesn't have a reproductive system reflex its AI xD
@jschoma11
3 жыл бұрын
Somehow he avoided taking critical damage even though he took hits to vital areas
@churchyandfriends
3 жыл бұрын
@@jschoma11 lmfao 💀
@lateralusguy2383
3 жыл бұрын
It looks like cyberpunk’s AI
@PresidentEvil
Жыл бұрын
That drunk guy owned you
@Moosevelt
Жыл бұрын
He didn't even fazed when the guy sprayed water on his massive balls.
@Moosevelt
Жыл бұрын
What a sigma
@world33445
Жыл бұрын
i don't agree
@dantheman9919
8 ай бұрын
Got some free water if anything
@Tayloradams518
Жыл бұрын
Aliens may have watched this
@rezikotrikadze1697
Жыл бұрын
They finna be confused
@suyahatesntr
Жыл бұрын
@@rezikotrikadze1697 I am a human, I'm not lying. And I'm confused too.
@nicholasanderson9019
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@seinfan9
Жыл бұрын
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
@riknaddal2231
Жыл бұрын
✌👽🤟👽
@rickroll8793
3 жыл бұрын
he’s a friendly npc with no damageable hitbox, that’s why he wasn’t dying from the hose.
@yourmom7476
3 жыл бұрын
hahahah!
@The.Reilly
3 жыл бұрын
No he's got plot armour.
@bensontaylor5848
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to water your juniper berries and purple mountain flowers when a NPC just walks in, blocking the door
@anupotaktos
3 жыл бұрын
Why you call Mage's bare hand a hose??
@rickroll8793
3 жыл бұрын
@@anupotaktos shhh... the mage doesn’t want people to know of his water magic.
@jordanahamed4316
3 жыл бұрын
His hair blowing from the water pressure is fucking amazing
@jayw729
3 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of the titanic scene lol
@__-kb9no
3 жыл бұрын
Rose 🌹
@bluesummers5051
3 жыл бұрын
@@jayw729 Get off my wooden board, Jack. Go home, right now.
@arkhamjokerface
3 жыл бұрын
Majestic...
@donmaime522
3 жыл бұрын
why is it amazing ? "fucking amazin" ...? wtf. Have you seen the sun?! IT IS FUCKING AMAZING, LIKE HEAT ALL OVER THE PLANET. Weird people you are.
@yungtown
Жыл бұрын
I'm happy to be alive to have witnessed this. Life isn't all that bad ya know?
@Sim-po1mc
Жыл бұрын
the dude spraying water is the lucky one to be alive, you never know who is on the another side... but i guess this is the American way to deal with things
@ritzharris1303
Жыл бұрын
@@Sim-po1mc Nah we shoot people for this stuff in America. This dude can barely walk, what chance do you think he would have in a fight? You have obviously never fought a drunk person.
@xEKOy
Жыл бұрын
@@Sim-po1mc ??????? you arent too smart are you ?
@TheRealRusDaddy
Жыл бұрын
@@Sim-po1mc “prefeer”
@jeffbradley7755
Жыл бұрын
put me in a good mood
@ryanjackson854
Жыл бұрын
He’s getting Vietnam flashbacks about the flamethrowers
@Dominion_of_New_England
Жыл бұрын
@@ZZerkZZerk what
@just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you
Жыл бұрын
😂😂💀
@pizdosic
2 жыл бұрын
By now I'm absolutely convinced that every awkward human interactions becomes better with Oblivion music
@igronus
2 жыл бұрын
I feel every day of my life is passing with this melody.
@totaldeparture7848
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously every single one is so good
@heavydynamics8128
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!!
@nickoblicko7046
2 жыл бұрын
Except for when you get busted rubbing one out.
@envioustunic6713
2 жыл бұрын
"A foolish man complains of his torn pocket, while the wise man uses it to scratch his balls" -Someone who wants to die
@JohnDoe-od7ye
3 жыл бұрын
“Of course I’m drunk.” *Checks off Step #1 of the 12 Steps*
@pauljefferson9538
3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
@Davidpostingshid
3 жыл бұрын
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem
@dumbshitmule2251
3 жыл бұрын
That guy hasn't hit his bottom yet trust me. Just look at that magnificent mustache.
@dumbshitmule2251
3 жыл бұрын
@mOoN I'm dead 🤣. Literally leaving an AA meeting as i read this.
@dylanreynolds6693
3 жыл бұрын
@@dumbshitmule2251 Me too this shit is too good
@Ballen81587
2 жыл бұрын
Why did he spend a full 5 seconds or so spraying his junk lol
@Simon0
2 жыл бұрын
🤣 I love that you sprayed him like he's a stray cat
@therealtony2009
6 ай бұрын
You spray stray cats?
@Simon0
6 ай бұрын
@@therealtony2009 absolutely 🤣. Not really.
@VashStarwind
3 жыл бұрын
When he FIRST sprayed him, there was a SLIGHT glimmer of a smile on the drunk guy. He thought it was kinda funny at first lol
@nintense5317
3 жыл бұрын
Ha, I'm not sure looks to me like he starts mouthing some kind of Daedric spell at 0:12
@MODERN-GAMING-IS-TRASH
3 жыл бұрын
When the action music kicked in tho 🤣🤣🤣
@rook0982
3 жыл бұрын
Every time I see that glimmer of a smile I start laughing to the point that I’m choking, thank you for point that out!
@VashStarwind
3 жыл бұрын
@@rook0982 HAHAHA no problem man!
@tim2applecell323
3 жыл бұрын
He was probably peeing himself thinking now you can’t tell.
@Postghost
3 жыл бұрын
Lol this is even beyond an IRL sitcom. I genuinely cracked when he just started hosing on his junk like that.
@TheJessC
3 жыл бұрын
It's one of those moments hollywood wishes they could recreate and have it be as funny.
@toady3794
3 жыл бұрын
And then to the nipple.
@docholst5404
3 жыл бұрын
and the butt
@veemporer5592
3 жыл бұрын
I think there could have been a certain motive there actually lol 🤔 🤔……...🏳️🌈
@BuetifullPersun
3 жыл бұрын
@@veemporer5592 🏳️🌈🔥
@Vlamyncksken
2 жыл бұрын
The sudden battle music when he punches the metal siding kills me every time lmao
@Andreweroo
2 жыл бұрын
"Of course I'm drunk." He's got you there
@Stoned420Guru
2 жыл бұрын
Speech:100
@fusion4627
2 жыл бұрын
*gets pulled over* cop:”sir have you had any alcohol or illicit drugs tonight” guy slurring his words:”of course I’m drunk!”
@ryanc2927
2 жыл бұрын
Nah not really - play stupid games win stupid prizes. You can def go to the bar but you don’t have to drink. I think the hoser won as he hosed him out of the scene while laughing.
@insectbrad1698
2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanc2927 it’s not that deep
@JelloFluoride
2 жыл бұрын
Damn, he sussed me!
@Bobob123
3 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit when he started spraying his crotch.
@christiansantamaria7233
3 жыл бұрын
Foreal that was sus😂
@perrybb2
3 жыл бұрын
@@christiansantamaria7233 that was very uncomfortable to watch
@jermaine926
3 жыл бұрын
@@perrybb2 then he sprayed his ass crack like yoo he got a whole face to aim at
@ziggybarth5026
3 жыл бұрын
These comments aren't what I was expecting..
@capslatt7208
3 жыл бұрын
I bursted out laughing @ 0:18 😭😭😭
@RM.-_-.
Жыл бұрын
0:48 that last spray I can just hear him "Hey, what was that" Turns around "Must have been the wind"
@FISHH00KS
6 ай бұрын
Spraying your drunk neighbor - now that's how you make friends.............
@inhalefarts
3 жыл бұрын
"why would you hurt me". That's the alcohol opening the grave of deep broken feels within
@taryo_6
3 жыл бұрын
@@RobertLW A friendship mage.
@CJWII
3 жыл бұрын
@LostintheWoods His name saved the flow 😂
@witchking008
3 жыл бұрын
@@RobertLW wtf lmao
@ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ
3 жыл бұрын
*What is Love?*
@klj2382
3 жыл бұрын
MM
@alfredtheodore6837
3 жыл бұрын
His hair flickering up as hes wetting him is too funny
@thomas484
3 жыл бұрын
Its downright majestic.
@davegoodwin1848
3 жыл бұрын
Lol! I have long hair and it does the same shit. Man I must look stupid.
@user-qw4ud5cj6j
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!
@elvenscar
3 жыл бұрын
i was looking for this comment lmao the hair SENT me
@eternalfps3124
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha that shit was hilarious, was gonna comment but knew someone had to of commented on that.
@nicho-uyx1287
Жыл бұрын
Damn when that combat music kicked in while getting sprayed in the balls I died 😭😭😭
@nintense5317
Жыл бұрын
RIP
@itzyaboimike6205
Ай бұрын
Bro got a critical hit on the 🥜's 😂
@ryansandigan7184
Жыл бұрын
Bruce Lee: Be like water my friend.
@fortcats
3 жыл бұрын
I loved how he was just casually talking while getting sprayed directly in the face lmao
@madelinayahmontgomery7663
3 жыл бұрын
Meth is one hell of a drug
@itanimulli.
3 жыл бұрын
It's an npc dude, what do you expect? Jk🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bamboozledpotat3784
3 жыл бұрын
The mitochondria is the power house of the cell
@Bravilor
3 жыл бұрын
One of the hallmarks of being drunk is to try to be overcool
@spikes_johnson
3 жыл бұрын
Its probably his only source of clean water
@risingdawn5259
3 жыл бұрын
When you used all your materials on 'Pants of Water Resistance', but couldn't make the Breast Plate
@alberthurt9472
3 жыл бұрын
Best comment so far
@GAB-vq7re
3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏
@jakewebb7995
3 жыл бұрын
Having a literal heart attack
@leod-sigefast
3 жыл бұрын
@@jakewebb7995 liar
@solomonstello
3 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@evasivenesscana240
Жыл бұрын
The way you sprayed his face to disorient him and how he fell into the wall is perfect😂😂
@JeremyHawes
Жыл бұрын
Even drunk he kept his sense and left without going nuts... hats off.
@witchy6978
Жыл бұрын
Really I've been drunk and bullied many times.
@torayujin3861
3 жыл бұрын
The specific places he sprayed him were amazing
@remirussin7240
2 жыл бұрын
Tummy, face, pubis
@TroIIingThemSoftly
2 жыл бұрын
@@remirussin7240 Got him up the BH as he walked away, too.
@ViewThis.
2 жыл бұрын
He got a walking Enema. LOL !
@glease3144
2 жыл бұрын
@@enclave2k1 That did the damage!
@westsideAUKILANI
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@mrfracturepie5736
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this could easily be edited into a Trailer Park Boys episode
@jamsn-dm4og
3 жыл бұрын
This is honestly stranger than most of the shit that happens in that show
@yootd3m
3 жыл бұрын
Hosing down randy bo bandy after a burger binge
@ashkash8686
3 жыл бұрын
It's like Lahey and Randy adopted a kid. He is the liquor but is also allergic to shirts.
@nicholashodges201
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this was take from an episode of trailer park boys. I wonder if they'll upload the next part, when Ginger Ricky decides to set the "mages" car on fire for the hosing...
@gunZ_NbunZ_4Fun
3 жыл бұрын
Jesus boys he smells like mackerel!
@temperedglass1130
6 ай бұрын
If he got pneumonia from spraying him with cold water, I doubt this guy would care, he got his KZitem vid.
@hippy8255
Жыл бұрын
him just taking a full force hose to the face for 5 seconds and not reacting is the funniest shit I've ever seen
@TheEbenenGolem
2 жыл бұрын
His hair moving when he gets sprayed absolutely killed me
@IRamzaI
2 жыл бұрын
got me too like he was flying tho
@joaokaduko4816
2 жыл бұрын
THATS KILLED ME TOO
@arkadiuszrafinski924
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@res2306
2 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@TJ-po9ol
2 жыл бұрын
The attention to detail
@garrgravarr
3 жыл бұрын
Cameraman goes straight back to watering the plants lol
@UnseenLive1
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I’m not sure why I laughed so much at this
@HeinVonderweid
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this very scene because the music was setting in again 😂🤣
@johntrevy1
3 жыл бұрын
No, he was casting both ice and fire magic at the same time.
@gronizherz3603
3 жыл бұрын
NPC watches enemy die and within 0,01 seconds goes back to normal life again.
@serious.business
3 жыл бұрын
That isn't the cameraman. That's the Hero of Kvatch.
@yun1cornz
Жыл бұрын
Loool every shot placement was perfect and served it’s own unique purpose
@FranchiseCityOnline
Жыл бұрын
Hose fanning his hair back like a supermodel in the Caribbean
@spiritanimal7516
3 жыл бұрын
I love how his first reaction is to fight the shed.
@Kaesewicht
3 жыл бұрын
Better than to attack the guy who is recording, he would have deserved it though.
@memenazi7078
3 жыл бұрын
I wish he did
@whatscoolerthanbeingcool2771
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kaesewicht no
@danklordsupreme8864
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kaesewicht Why would he deserve it? Should he have baked a cake for the drunken trespasser instead of spraying him, would that have been the nicer thing to do?
@mrs.hatfield1451
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly it just plays in to the Oblivion theme, watch dude stutter glitch in to the shed.
Reminds me of home movies “Coach are you drunk?” “ yeah, that’s why I came to the mall”
@TheChupacabra
2 жыл бұрын
He’s just missing the hat that says “Scotch”
@stevenclloyd
2 жыл бұрын
He is a drunk not a lier
@sofakingonmynuts1438
2 жыл бұрын
@@bartholomewesperanza3442 Hey Brendon...? You want some swords?
@juststop022
2 жыл бұрын
YOU LOSE
@yerrrboy100
Жыл бұрын
Wtf have I just watched
@flroy8712
Жыл бұрын
An epic The Elder Scrolls battle between a town guard and a skooma enthusiast!
@miraak9572
Жыл бұрын
@@flroy8712 overrated comment
@Camarill1337
Жыл бұрын
@@flroy8712 hahahah +
@haroldlamble5163
Жыл бұрын
A drunk or dropped up man .
@_007B
Жыл бұрын
The best video on KZitem
@shivx1
10 ай бұрын
the way dudes hair flows from the spray at 00:10 is like a commercial
@distantraveller9876
Жыл бұрын
"Of course I'm drunk" A man of culture I see...
@lukeubz
3 жыл бұрын
I just imagine this guy's wife watching him leave his house perfectly dry, then seeing him return drenched with water. Too damn funny
@russelljohnson7004
3 жыл бұрын
bold of you to assume this fella can hold down a marriage
@beverlystevens955
3 жыл бұрын
@@russelljohnson7004 bold of him to assume he even has a house
@normmacdonald4611
3 жыл бұрын
Bold of all of you to judge someone you've never met based on a video clip under 1 minute long with absolutely 0 context behind why the man may be drunk and on his neighbors property. Lol y'all are losers for putting someone else down in a pathetic attempt to make yourselves feel better about your position in the food chain of "society"
@beverlystevens955
3 жыл бұрын
@@normmacdonald4611 meh it's a human your supposed to think the worst of them
@BushBumperBaker
3 жыл бұрын
@@normmacdonald4611 Oh shut the duck up
@adamking4246
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, Dude's water was shut off and wanted a free shower, he shall return. Thank's for the likes people. Hope all your wishes come true. Goodluck
@EVILalwaysDIES
3 жыл бұрын
Is that why he smiled ?
@pauljohnpope
3 жыл бұрын
With his 20 inbred kids
@jbizzle4922
3 жыл бұрын
@@pauljohnpope don't care, got laid
@takumibeetlejuice9716
3 жыл бұрын
That makes no fucking sense, he can just take a swim in the lake that is clearly visible behind him
@DTOSX666
3 жыл бұрын
@@takumibeetlejuice9716 maybe there's leeches in it o____o
@winstonmontgomery8211
9 ай бұрын
The funny thing is, is that these 2 guys are probably great naibors 😂
@nunyanunya4147
7 ай бұрын
"go home, youre drunk" "OFCORSE im drunk!?" a question. a statement. poise and confidence.
@lookateevee3677
3 жыл бұрын
"Go home you're drunk" "Of course I'm drunk"
@thejoyofpainting2911
3 жыл бұрын
Yea cuz he actually on skooma
@rilluma
3 жыл бұрын
sounds like something a drunk would say.
@doccholo905
3 жыл бұрын
Does the camera man not sound like Jim from the Office? Lol
@lookateevee3677
3 жыл бұрын
@@doccholo905 he does lmfao
@trashteamracing8262
3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude. This guy rules.
@BobThePlayer
3 жыл бұрын
Pause at 0:02. There's a glowing ring under him, indicating that the player has targeted him 🤣
@edattacks
3 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@MF_Walmart
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Lanxw
3 жыл бұрын
Tell me you've never played Oblivion without telling me you've never played Oblivion
@mudskipper9312
3 жыл бұрын
Im dead 💀
@truesoulghost2777
3 жыл бұрын
Haha!
@aqielvanrussel232
10 ай бұрын
Dude, i was allready on the floor cuz of his hair being blown back... but the groin-nipple-butt combo killed me 😂😂😂
@Ashen1Always
Жыл бұрын
i loved how you sprayed his butt when he turned around 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
@Absolute_Goblin
3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the guy just walked away while being sprayed. Your luck must be really high, most of the time alcohol gives +5 strength and a berserk debuff
@danielpopadic4314
3 жыл бұрын
"can trigger dizziness or nausea when you seem to overdose on "fire transparent water" elixir , overall good potion to increase physical stats but it seem to "trigger" other side effects like "fast travel" in story playthrough , so you might wake up in a place you never been and be friend with people that you can't remember names of xD
@rocknrollizlife292
3 жыл бұрын
Nah drunk guys are the easiest to beat up
@danielpopadic4314
3 жыл бұрын
@@rocknrollizlife292 You dont even have to fight them , just tell them to go back to pub because their parents are dissapointed , both ways they recieve lethal damage , not much of them respond
@oliverj.8266
3 жыл бұрын
@@rocknrollizlife292 depends on the level of drunkness
@user-rj2fb8po2i
3 жыл бұрын
@@danielpopadic4314 yah right, try to say drunk russian something about his parents or where should he go.
@ListPosts
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the drunk guy knows what he’s doing. He’s saving on his water bill by going to the neigbor and getting a shower
@Leukefilms
2 жыл бұрын
Very funny. My laughing chimney is a creepy guy
@goodnightmunchie
2 жыл бұрын
@@Leukefilms imagine if that guy was black 🤔
@HomelessEmperor03
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Leukefilms
2 жыл бұрын
@@goodnightmunchie Sometimes gray, sometimes black
@Michael-eb6vu
2 жыл бұрын
But why does he keep spraying the guys dick and then proceeds to call him weird
@waffler-yz3gw
6 ай бұрын
props to the guy for both recording this and avoiding physical conflict, dude made a hilarious video and stayed safe in the progress
@RunescapePro
10 ай бұрын
The title makes me chuckle just as much. Every time it pops in my feed, I click.
@lyricahm3370
3 жыл бұрын
"i will spray you again" *hears spraying noise* *pans down to his crotch*
@garlicbread4244
3 жыл бұрын
I like how he started spraying his pp exclusively
@jjs8426
3 жыл бұрын
@@garlicbread4244 wasn't exclusively, excessively sure. I like your enthusiasm👍🏻
@nijohn12
3 жыл бұрын
@@garlicbread4244 "pp" omfg I am in tears idk why but that's soo funny too me
@Boss_345
3 жыл бұрын
Then proceeds to spray nipple
@elmikeomysterio5496
3 жыл бұрын
I would like this comment, but I don't wanna destroy the 420.
@CaptainCoolzCT-
2 жыл бұрын
This is the most Oblivion interaction ever. * Gets sprayed all over his body with water hose, doesn’t flinch one bit even when it’s sprayed in his face. * Turns and starts walking away like nothing happened. * Suddenly starts attacking something random in the area. * Stops attacking it and then turns to walk away again.
@shadyys1
2 жыл бұрын
It's look like bug report
@forgetitjay
2 жыл бұрын
Bro 🤣 I’m 💀
@shinbuk4238
2 жыл бұрын
*gets sprayed, then looks right in the face of the player and has dialogue, turns around like it was nothing
@skateboardingjesus4006
2 жыл бұрын
Many games have perfected this random inane behaviour prior to oblivion. Game designers: " Addicts and alcoholics of the world, be our muse".
@mranderson3564
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha brilliance
@timklafke4712
Жыл бұрын
The way his hair blows majesticly from the hose spray is hilarious to me
@tobe1207
6 ай бұрын
It's hard to rest when there's enemies near by
@creamythroat
3 жыл бұрын
This mans been waiting to touch someone with that hose for years, the way he hits all the rights spots first try, his time to shine.
@denilla8034
3 жыл бұрын
20 years from now: That was sexual assault on a senior citizen
@thesqueegeable3791
3 жыл бұрын
@@denilla8034 hell that could be the case today, but only if there were witnesses and if this guy even remembers getting blasted with the hose lol.
@jordach545
3 жыл бұрын
I like the hair flying up a bit with the first sprays.
@thenickfoxx
3 жыл бұрын
@@jordach545 I died 😭
@memeszeus
3 жыл бұрын
Your profile💀
@MeatVision
3 жыл бұрын
Drunk guy is a fcking legend, took the attack like a true hero 😂
@anonymouszim1811
3 жыл бұрын
I love how Nintense is too much of a bitch to agree with you or give you a heart.
@its_drez
3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouszim1811 He gave him a heart but yes he won't reply to any of the comments. Nintense reply to this comment if you're straight.
@anonymouszim1811
3 жыл бұрын
@@its_drez Now he did..... But before he didn't. Plus what that guy did was not right and not funny. Just a cheap laugh.
@its_drez
3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouszim1811 Lmao you're a dumbass if you think Nintense was the guy hosing the drunk in the video, or if the video is anything more than a dumb meme. Let me guess, you think that him making a meme out of it is being disrespectful to alcoholics or some shit, rather than the more obvious intent to anyone with a brain- exploiting the absolute absurdity of the situation to make a video anyone can laugh at, in spite of the very real danger that man posed. The original video creator was perfectly within his rights defending his property, even if he did it in an unconventional (yet non-lethal and effective) way. And again, if you don't want a meme being made out of you being hosed down while drunk/high off your mind, recognize you have a problem and then maybe seek help and/or supervision to prevent shit like that from happening in the first place. The guy could've seriously harmed the property owner and you're focusing on how it "wasn't right," as if the trespasser's pride is more important than the safety of both parties? You're all shifting the blame, how you and the other tools in the comments section getting offended over an Oblivion meme fail to see that I don't understand. I thought you were joking about how he was hearting all the comments without replying to them, now I see you're a sensitive little prick.
@MongoTheMagnificent666
3 жыл бұрын
@@its_drez got em
@CRAZYHORSE19682003
2 жыл бұрын
LOL I can't stop laughing at this.
@Burgher1605
13 сағат бұрын
“Of course I’m drunk” 😂
@bossboy191919
3 жыл бұрын
"Honey, they cut off the water again! You can't shower." "I'll go to the neighbour then"
@christophersteward5720
3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh haha.
@drewmac9270
3 жыл бұрын
666th like!
@smallestgoober9399
3 жыл бұрын
"Hey man get off my property!" "It's all according to plan."
@DandDskeeto
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@wanderbread4217
3 жыл бұрын
Max Level shit
@goblinero5517
3 жыл бұрын
When he said you hurt him, he didn't mean physically. No, he meant you hurt him emotionally 😢
@mbradley5683
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao😅😅😅 he’s like I thought we were good neighbors man what the hell!?
@catcrapinahat
3 жыл бұрын
"I just came by to hang out brother, why would you wound my heart I'm such a manner?"
@t.vampiro4800
3 жыл бұрын
Ay poor vato. Jk
@MrBroken030
3 жыл бұрын
damn
@austinrad89
3 жыл бұрын
@@catcrapinahat "why would you hurt me 😢?"
@freedomfreedom1555
Жыл бұрын
His water element spell seems effective against a skooma addict
What’s skooma? I’m a little confused on the “skooma addict” part.
@diarmuidkuhle8181
3 жыл бұрын
@@kylemcgrew6024 it's a fictitious drug from a game called Skyrim and this bloke acts like he's on it xd
@md_vandenberg
3 жыл бұрын
@@diarmuidkuhle8181 Only in the game Skyrim? It's also in Elder Scrolls III & IV (Morrowind, Oblivion).
@kchristian133
3 жыл бұрын
@@BuffaloNickel9 For the meme my guy. No matter your opinion, the video probably got more views because of it.
@MohitGupta-tk1tt
3 жыл бұрын
@@kylemcgrew6024 u noob
@Aveofficialtone
3 жыл бұрын
I like how the battle music stops when he goes back to watering the plants
@dmaxm2498
3 жыл бұрын
Yah, it’s almost like they’re copying the Oblivion video game! That’s the whole point and why it’s funny. 🙄🤣
@thedreadedsyntholbaby763
4 ай бұрын
first shower hes had in months
@tybaltyrant1
6 ай бұрын
The change to fighting music never fails to make me laugh.
@kadethecat6273
3 жыл бұрын
he was so aggressive and calm at the same time...
@raucousmikey1472
3 жыл бұрын
And how does one "stop" the water from a hose while being sprayed with it? Telekinesis?
@fuego999
3 жыл бұрын
so passive aggressive?
@viralvideo171
3 жыл бұрын
He was deciding if he wanted to do something about it
@LastoftheHood
3 жыл бұрын
@@fuego999 we in the business like to call this aggressively calm
@Wee-Snaw
3 жыл бұрын
It was like when aggressive NPCs glitch out so you can get in all those free hits
@Bone20647
3 жыл бұрын
im dying at him just standing there as he gets sprayed, he didnt move an inch until his face was sprayed for a solid few seconds
@arturm6621
3 жыл бұрын
Its simple he didn't feel anything except his face and he was so drunk it took him a moment to notice he was getting sprayed in the face lmao
@redstaplerguyforlifepastpr5763
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah best part lol!
@baraboo-nb7hv
Жыл бұрын
The way he sprayed him straight in the face🤣
@deenanthekemoni5567
3 жыл бұрын
I Love how he just immediately goes back to spraying the plants, like he does this everyday lmfao 😆.
@nicelady51
3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Like a male dog that's come to pee on his tomato plants! SHOOO YOU!!
@subconscioustraveling5765
3 жыл бұрын
Thats how npcs in skyrim be tho 😂😂
@GhastlyMange
3 жыл бұрын
He sprayed him straight in the junk! I think he likes it.
@legomaker10
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, gotta make sure the Nightshade gets hydrated
@sandman4evr
3 жыл бұрын
Its like the neighborhood dog thats trying to poop on your yard and water don't phase him
@sixtofive
3 жыл бұрын
Florida man never loses, he just decides to go home...
@rosebelle3148
3 жыл бұрын
Truer words…
@szneka12
Жыл бұрын
"Of course I'm drunk" in a totally disarming tone of voice, lmao.
@supernewuser
6 ай бұрын
"course I'm drunk I just wanted a shower but standing is getting hard"
@Kolossus_
3 жыл бұрын
Quest added: The drunken Nord Objective: escort the drunken Nord off the premises.
@Pv488
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@theyreoutthere.huntinggear
3 жыл бұрын
Pays 2 gold coins.
@dronespace
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@johnffreydeppstein2474
3 жыл бұрын
Water hose: equipped
@FEEDTHESTRAYMUSIC
3 жыл бұрын
Quest failed: Nord became enraged
@madsjensen3676
3 жыл бұрын
I died the moment he just continued watering his plant’s
@mikedocemrick9497
2 жыл бұрын
Seems like it happens often
@LoveProWrestling
2 жыл бұрын
and the music returned to normal. perfect.
@SkindrixX
2 жыл бұрын
That was not just any Mage , that was an infamous Garden Mage
@FinsaneLorist
2 жыл бұрын
haha thats great
@fleidyleegyrson7361
2 жыл бұрын
“Just watering my fucking plants!”
@zakjackson2610
Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite clips. These 2 need their own Netflix series.
@Turtletoise
3 жыл бұрын
“You’re drunk!” “Of course I’m drunk.”
@sickturret3587
3 жыл бұрын
gotta love honest people
@Lovelyquid
3 жыл бұрын
He meant to say ofcourse I have issues. :/
@Chris..L
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@esmeesmeralda701
3 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy 666th like …. Neat
@BrendanBruggeman
3 жыл бұрын
speech: 100
@redcrumb5590
3 жыл бұрын
Smart of the mage to go for all of his critical spots, I bet he was at half health when the mage used his weenie/nipple combo
@heytbnk2023
3 жыл бұрын
IM DEAD
@segarainon9070
3 жыл бұрын
Then the ass too but you know he enjoyed all of that
@redcrumb5590
3 жыл бұрын
@@segarainon9070 who wouldn't amirite?
@sketchy7943
3 жыл бұрын
I ah...I didnt know the term weenie/nipple combo was something I needed to read today...
@redcrumb5590
3 жыл бұрын
@@sketchy7943 tis coming to a McDonald's near you
@ScoutTF2
Жыл бұрын
he came only for a shower, he got it, so he succeeded
@jordhuga271
2 күн бұрын
Water magic has always been strong. You could tell he had cast a spell surviving the blast for so long.
@SheNeverCared
2 жыл бұрын
this man feels literally nothing
@sadistikjustice8258
2 жыл бұрын
I sense injuries. The data could be called pain.
@wheelmanstan
2 жыл бұрын
@@sadistikjustice8258 hahahaa, holy shit, that's from Terminator 2
@DanceySteveYNWA
2 жыл бұрын
Except alcohol
@mat_correa
2 жыл бұрын
he's basically Baldur
@lapizza7175
2 жыл бұрын
When you're drunk, your senses are very numb
@fikri4341
3 жыл бұрын
0:37 thats critical damage
@kingoftheskulls9376
3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@nintense5317
3 жыл бұрын
Best bit aha
@tylerdelaney5189
3 жыл бұрын
"Take it off"
@Tom-419
3 жыл бұрын
All of it is
@ronfino
3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
@v.e.n.c.i.s
2 жыл бұрын
0:21: Im just killed when he stumbled and punch into that warehouse. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrSimonsonLifts
6 ай бұрын
‘Course I’m drunk’ Kids, honestly is always the best policy
@ty-kk9vq
3 жыл бұрын
the guy didnt even get aggressive or react to it, was more of a look of disappointment that his neighbor would treat him like shit and spray him with a hose just because hes drunk.
@user-ov6jg4ug9d
3 жыл бұрын
He attacked his shed lol I'd call that aggressive
@JackofTrades21
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ov6jg4ug9d after he hosed him wtf how are you supposed to react
@darkmindedbutterfly5290
3 жыл бұрын
@@JackofTrades21 He could have gotten the clue and went back home.I had several drunk neighbors in the past they are not fun to deal with.He should stop making a pest of himself and stay away from them.I hate putting up with alcoholics you never know how violent or creepy they'll get especially if you have children to protect.
@ty-kk9vq
3 жыл бұрын
@@darkmindedbutterfly5290 its probably not smart to provoke a fight by being a asshole then if your trying to keep children safe.
@garrettmetcalf1190
3 жыл бұрын
I bet it ain't the first time, I know alot of belligerent drunks where this is just what they do
@crushpeople5778
2 жыл бұрын
These two are the most legendary neighbours ever, I like to think that they do this at least once a month.
@josephfrechette9916
2 жыл бұрын
I can see it now. "Jim I woke up and my pants were wet. Was I wandering around drunk again?"
@cervantes2145
2 жыл бұрын
XD
@Randomyoutubecommenter
2 жыл бұрын
They hate each other clearly
@thebatman4279
2 жыл бұрын
@@Randomyoutubecommenter They do it out of love
@oskarigwe9247
2 жыл бұрын
They look like they are having fun lol
@HellonearthlABB
2 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece, the brightest film directors couldn't have thought about something like this
@whatistau
Жыл бұрын
this is the best video on the topic, every segment is a meme
@pyrotechnick420
3 жыл бұрын
"Turn around go home" *Turns around* *Gets sprayed on the butt* lol
@rvwtrvps760
3 жыл бұрын
He liked it
@bathroomsama5909
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the play by play that I already watched.
@pyrotechnick420
3 жыл бұрын
@@bathroomsama5909 Thanks for wasting your time leaving a comment to say that!
@VersusArdua
3 жыл бұрын
@@pyrotechnick420 thanks for wasting your own time, his time and now my time.
@pyrotechnick420
3 жыл бұрын
@@VersusArdua Naw I'm good, I don't waste time when I tell other people when they are wasting their time. It's time well spent lol
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