I feel like he's my dad and I'm waiting for him to finish work
@chazmichaelmichaels88
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@kyleforbes3932
3 жыл бұрын
@@chazmichaelmichaels88
@kyleforbes3932
3 жыл бұрын
@@chazmichaelmichaels88 underrated username
@chazmichaelmichaels88
3 жыл бұрын
@@kyleforbes3932 you'd be amazed how many people have no idea what my name is from..
@chazmichaelmichaels88
3 жыл бұрын
@@kyleforbes3932
@julesdapper5584
2 жыл бұрын
its so comforting to know that charles has friends tbh
@ObsidianGloria
Жыл бұрын
I feel like it's entirely possible for Charles to have been married for 20 years, but nobody knows because he's the type of person that keeps his professional and personal life sealed from eachother like a steel vault door.
@megantheescallion8565
8 ай бұрын
YEA
@megantheescallion8565
2 ай бұрын
@@ObsidianGloriahes married to me
@Maw0
Ай бұрын
@@megantheescallion8565 No stealing my husband.
@Bloodydemise
4 жыл бұрын
New title "Charles Offdensen ASMR"
@Mysteryof89
3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this every night when I was younger before I went to bed because it soothed me, I never knew why until I got into ASMR later in life
@vinnievin86
12 күн бұрын
THAAAAAANK YOOOOUUU! I thought I was the only one getting ASMR vibes. I'm literally just chilling to this. The abrupt ending ruins it tho but I love this vid!
@CheezSamuri
3 жыл бұрын
I'd give this man complete financial control over my entire life if i could
@protalghulnist4126
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who knows what he’s capable of would
@eli8444
2 жыл бұрын
That man scares me.
@ichiban1336
2 жыл бұрын
@@eli8444 He's honestly horrifyingly good at whatever he does. If Charles existed IRL, anything he touched would turn to gold, like a Financial and Managerial Midas
@CheezSamuri
Жыл бұрын
@@TheUnP0ssible i know
@ashfox7498
Жыл бұрын
In 6 months you'll be asking him why you can't have $10k for socks
@blenderbanana
2 жыл бұрын
"That's not a question for me, that's a question for Skwisgar" - Respect.
@PETERODZZ
5 ай бұрын
Poor toki😂
@teejaydee85
4 ай бұрын
@@PETERODZZ At least Charles tried his hardest to get Toki an endorsement… but no… Skwisgaar…
@nickahumada1044
Жыл бұрын
the crispiest pen click and note taking I've ever heard
@jonathancurrie5170
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine this as a full episode. You'll be bored to death. So brutal
@DemitriusX666
3 жыл бұрын
It's about the length of a full episode.
@roadie3410
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think I would in all honesty. Charles is my favorite character, so an an entire episode (or several as this clip is about as long as a regular episode of Metalocalypse) would be heaven. More screen time for Charles? More serotonin for me. Idc what he's doing, he could literally be taking a nap for a full episode and I would sit and watch the whole thing lmao.
@zachgilbert3815
2 жыл бұрын
Hard disagree. Honestly just hearing Ofdenson on the phone is better than 95% of the shit adult swim is pushing out these days
@rokert4ever54
Жыл бұрын
I mean... i'm watching this rn
@matthewhinkel6079
8 ай бұрын
Bored to death, good song title. Did someone write that?
@zachary746
Жыл бұрын
i just sit here kicking my feet and giggling listening to his business calls
@zachary746
Жыл бұрын
Also if anyone wants to make a multi hour loop of this for me to listen to while I sleep I would be forever in your debt (I can’t sleep without bg noise but most videos are insufferable to listen to)
@cyclowonus
Жыл бұрын
MEEE UR SO REAL FOR THIS
@hellhammerwantsme
Жыл бұрын
hes a patootie
@aikoisbored
Жыл бұрын
REAL REAL REAL I ❤️ Charles
@sloshed-rat
Жыл бұрын
The problem with videos like this is that they're only 11 minutes long. It doesn't help for sleep. Looping audio only helps me when the clip is 30mins+
@bjollnirbjordsen9795
2 жыл бұрын
Comedic genius is being able to take a series of business phone calls play them completely straight and somehow still have it be funny
@brittanyclayton477
6 ай бұрын
Pm bc
@davidmeron4562
2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love that Offdensen is a vintage Gibson guy, makes perfect fucking sense.
@lepsonical4763
3 жыл бұрын
There's something oddly relaxing to listening to Offdensen talk on the phone
@nadagainagain4987
Жыл бұрын
Because he gets shit done. No one who knew him would ever question him.
@GoregeousLey
2 ай бұрын
Right? I've played this clip probably 10x and I know I'm going to play more.
@Dylan90210
3 жыл бұрын
So this shows that Charles is either a collector of vintage guitars or a player himself.
@Keoffry1
3 жыл бұрын
He probably plays grandpa guitars
@johnstone7758
2 жыл бұрын
@@Keoffry1 This ams what ims totallys thinking
@tylerwhite9923
2 жыл бұрын
Knowing this and the shit he puts up with to manage Dethklok, I have a pet theory. Charles was a young metalhead in the 80s, a guitarist. He may have had a band that failed due to a shitty manager, or maybe his parents forced him to go to college. either way, he became a master manager, and supremely disciplined. So when he saw something special in Dethklok he swore that he would help them to become great.
@Fallen2014
2 жыл бұрын
@@tylerwhite9923 honestly can completely see that just somebody who got soo heavy fucked over by a manager or a label that he choose to never allow something like that to happen to anybody else ever again
@mitchellatticuswolfgang6554
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fallen2014 That’s what happened to the guy who sang”I think I’m turning Japanese” actually,but he’s a lawyers.
@BestWayKilla
3 жыл бұрын
What a guy Charles is, going to bat for Toki when Gibson was only interested in pitching to Skwisgaar.
@PETERODZZ
3 жыл бұрын
I noticed that right away. Toki doesn't practice.😅
@lich.possum
3 жыл бұрын
@@PETERODZZ he doesn't need to. He's naturally talented but skeisgaar can't leg him overtake him
@ashfox7498
3 жыл бұрын
@@PETERODZZ Practicing guitars is too hards!
@PETERODZZ
3 жыл бұрын
@@ashfox7498 😆
@PETERODZZ
3 жыл бұрын
@@lich.possum 🎸🤘🏼😬
@ghostclout
Жыл бұрын
i love that at 6:08 you can hear him laugh a lil. im in love with this man sorry
@ObsidianGloria
Жыл бұрын
This has been my go to video whenever I'm having an absolute mental breakdown for a while now. I never thought a socially awkward, cartoon workaholic would be holding my life together, but holy shit. The man just radiates calm. I know Brendan Small intended him to be an exaggerated version of a heartless business man, but he accidentally created the weirdly most supportive (albeit extremely amoral) man in the world.
@scarletjester7831
9 ай бұрын
Sometimes the socially awkward are perfect in other environments, Charles clearly has godlike power in the world of financials and business. Wish I had just a quarter of what the character had
@lizlorde3190
8 ай бұрын
Well said.
@SiRenfield
8 ай бұрын
OMG same. I am still lowkey heartbroken that he wasn’t in Army of Doomstar that much
@darksepheroth4627
2 жыл бұрын
He's honestly my favorite character on the show. Even though he didn't discuss anything particularly interesting here, I enjoyed this peek behind the curtain.
@inurokuwarz
2 жыл бұрын
It makes me really sad that Gibson only wants Skwisgarr for a few pictures when Toki is desprate for attention and would do anything.
@graciethebelle
2 жыл бұрын
I know! Like they couldn't at least ask for the both of them? That would be such a cool photo set
@janvirtanen6199
Жыл бұрын
Gibson is bs
@MrIronWar
4 жыл бұрын
"prepare to fall in love with Pie." I now want this pie
@Anastas1786
2 жыл бұрын
Best start making a list of Notting Hill's fruit pie vendors, I guess.
@oculartremors
9 ай бұрын
Such an Agent Dale Cooper thing to say.
@madcat789
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I could watch him go about his non-Death Metal business all day long.
@ObsidianGloria
Жыл бұрын
Technically all of his business is *inherently* metal.
@ericperreault8889
Жыл бұрын
I love how he says that you shouldn't get to attached to the things you own cause then they are hard to resale then says right after that his guitar is his baby hahaha charles is awesome
@SarahForeshadow13
7 ай бұрын
“Prepare to fall in love with pie” 🥧 that’s so brutal
@sirefromtheshire
4 жыл бұрын
That’s eleven minutes and thirty-three seconds well spent.
@nathanexplosion3287
3 жыл бұрын
best Butler ever
@richlight
3 жыл бұрын
You havent met my penis butler. Now that man can buttle a penis like no ones business You know it sounds like something no one needs but once you have one you realise how much responsability is taken off your shoulders when someone else takes care of all your penial needs . i havent had to shake since i got one. He does get a little over zealous and heavy handed with the shake though. I have mentioned it many times . who am i to tell the man how to do his job though. The mans a pro
@darthhatchet775
3 жыл бұрын
@@richlight lmfao that was some really funny shit man 😂👍
@sabrinapohl7837
2 жыл бұрын
Best Band manager ever
@notsoberoveranalyzer8264
2 жыл бұрын
@@richlight I think our buttlers were inside of the same organism at the same time. Mine uses irl delete history makes a pretty good cocktail of: Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, spray paint, beer, whiskey, scotch bourbon whiskey it brings?
@cr0w342
3 жыл бұрын
This is a masterwork of writing and voice acting. It sounds so genuine
@buckethead979
Жыл бұрын
I play this whenever I need to focus on something because for some reason this turns all the screaming in my brain off and I get stuff done. I even play it when I just need to think. It's so weird
@irenic_raccoon
Жыл бұрын
I get ya, it's relaxing! He's therapeutic lol
@erikrivera5946
Жыл бұрын
Listen to talking or typing asmr. It's not just people eating food
@jaisapara
Жыл бұрын
the soothing powers of offdensen!!!
@ridemylightning
5 ай бұрын
ngl charles is kind of my favorite character he's so unsilly and so silly at the same time
@1r3n3
4 жыл бұрын
i think i might have a Charles addction like he's so wholesome in a way
@AsgardsValkyrie
4 жыл бұрын
URΔNUS I totally understand what you mean. And I can listen to him talk for hours ngl
@AncientSlugThrower
3 жыл бұрын
Charles is the best character from the series. He started off as a foil for the band's hijinks, only to eventually become one of the show's most well thought out and rounded characters.
@konata736
2 жыл бұрын
Metalocalypse is basically two stories. A comedy about the band and a story about Charles saving the world.
@ObsidianGloria
Жыл бұрын
@@konata736 You start off the show thinking, "Oh I get it. This man is basically a supervillain and the band is just his front pretty much." And then you later realise, "Holy shit, this man is the only person competent enough to keep a literally demonic prophecy at bay. In fact, I dare say this is the only truly competent man in the entire world."
@curlyandfried
2 ай бұрын
reminds me of listening to the school receptionist on the phone as you wait to get picked up early
@DSprich
Жыл бұрын
This is the closest that Dethklok could ever come to ASMR. Completely unrelated, my dad was a partner in a law firm and, when I was wee, this seemed to be his job; being friends with people on the phone who sounded important but never appeared in person. Thinking about it now, he might have been a gangster. 🤔
@RavenSoulifer
10 ай бұрын
Why am I JUST NOW NOTICING...... Charles is a hunter. He's not just a city boy lawyer. This is intriguing.
@Kilometers_KPH
10 ай бұрын
Also fences
@RavenSoulifer
9 ай бұрын
@acorn9134 Look at his office. The deer mount, the antler chandelier, the gun case.
@benb.8550
4 жыл бұрын
I got so upset when it ended.
@SailorRoseRed
3 жыл бұрын
I am so in love with this man.
@chrisfloyd4655
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure To- No? *long pause* Ok just Skwisgaar.
@fireninja1972
3 жыл бұрын
It's admirable that he tried it shows Charles cares for all of the members of the band
@PETERODZZ
2 жыл бұрын
Poor toki. That's what he gets for not practicing.😂
@alanstringer.
4 ай бұрын
I have a very limited lunch time but I sat very still and watched the whole thing because it's just... so... damn... soothing...
@princessbeexxxx
3 жыл бұрын
If Charles is happy, then everyone is happy.
@ColCoal
3 жыл бұрын
Back in the day when you had AOL online and your dad says you can get on right after he is done making a call.
@lememe9781
3 жыл бұрын
Charles it’s so laid back, would love to share beer with the guy.
@Treffaut
Ай бұрын
I love that you can COMPLETELY reconstruct the conversation just from Charles.
@aprior
4 жыл бұрын
The man plays at Pebble Beach. That's one hell of a course.
@zachgilbert3815
2 жыл бұрын
I hear it’s very coarse
@cuve_ae
10 ай бұрын
Flys a private jet there too what a beast
@TheBigMclargehuge
2 жыл бұрын
You can tell he's writing down pick up fruit pie for x
@_helvetets-gytter_
2 жыл бұрын
I'm just saying, for me it's so adorable how he giggles at 6:08 and 6:32 :')
@faolanthealpha5827
4 жыл бұрын
Charles is so attractive. I watched this whole thing with a big flustered grin on my face.
@ilovestuff23
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@deenodino6243
3 жыл бұрын
I too have developed a crush on this man
@lilyhalter8443
3 жыл бұрын
There was a vid of Charles kissing Nathan on KZitem and they made it look real but I think it’s long gone lmao
@thegreedyworm3120
2 жыл бұрын
oh yeah absolutely
@thegreedyworm3120
2 жыл бұрын
@@lilyhalter8443 was it a fanmade vid of after they got sloppy?
@user-zq2vu4bs5x
Ай бұрын
Offdensen makes me want to take boring financial and legal classes so I can be like him
@AgeofJP
3 жыл бұрын
that first camera was zooming forward so slow I kept doubting myself until around 0:52 when the window column starts touching the edge of the screen
@gabrielhinojosa3261
10 ай бұрын
Dads in a meeting during covid he doesn't want to be in the meeting but you both want it to be over so you can spend time together goofing off
@tyrellcapers2224
3 жыл бұрын
This is perfect for working from home. It really gives you that in-office feel 😁
@171apples171
2 жыл бұрын
This is one of those cool people you get to talking with and they end up sending you home with a free lawnmower that needs to be fixed or something like that hahaha what an excellent voice actor.
@wormwoodcocktail
Жыл бұрын
7:21 Offdensen knows it’s hip to be square.
@younglink309
2 жыл бұрын
Poor Toki...
@brycesstuff
2 жыл бұрын
I hadnt watched this show since like 2013 or something, started a new job in '16 and just started rewatching and wow its amazing how much my boss and CFO sound alike. Its uncanny. The cadence and everything 😲
@cuve_ae
10 ай бұрын
I’ve adopted his cadence when I code switch for business lol, I am a entertainment manger going to school to be a entertainment lawyer.
@attackoftheshowmen6639
Жыл бұрын
This is so stupid it's genius. This was so enjoyable
@getowtofheyah3161
3 жыл бұрын
I just learned how to speak more professionally is eleven minutes and thirty-three seconds.
@sidneylee3878
2 жыл бұрын
He's so hot
@kiwishima420
Жыл бұрын
Bro idk why this relaxes me so much it's like I'm waiting for my dad to get off the phone like I can fr just have this playing on loop and just draw 💀💀
@comicstripvo6654
9 ай бұрын
Why the fuck did I put down my comic book when this auto played after ASMR, and begin to watch it intently... Jk we all know why we love this mf
@mcdrippyyt562
Жыл бұрын
“Yeah I got a 59… Right I mean, mint condition, why would I sell it?.. so how much would you price that at?” 😂😂😂
@jasonmaclean719
8 ай бұрын
I want a pen that sounds like a switchblade.
@sheppard3767
4 жыл бұрын
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR 5 YEARS. Thank you.
@Bloodydemise
4 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@timothylalthanmawia6221
3 жыл бұрын
i wanna like your comment but im gonna break the chain soo....
@lilhuuman7045
Жыл бұрын
PLEASE WHAT EPISODE IS THIS😭
@sheppard3767
Жыл бұрын
So 3 years later I'm still listening to this. But now the slow trickle of tasks and to-dos we call "adulting" has caught up with me, and I put this on in the background to keep me motivated.
@Valkrim
10 ай бұрын
@@lilhuuman7045this is a bonus feature clip from the season 2 DVD set.
@anxioussamurai9017
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I find this incredibly entertaining...but I totally do.
@JambiStambi
6 ай бұрын
i never could understand how anybody could be attracted to a cartoon character.. then i watched this show and saw this man 💜💚💜💚
@Maw0
5 ай бұрын
ME TOO!
@The-Autistocrat-
4 ай бұрын
You people make me glad they ended the show when they did
@eden7244
3 ай бұрын
@@The-Autistocrat- I think you'll live
@The-Autistocrat-
3 ай бұрын
@eden7244 no, i'm dying a warrior's death on this steep and foreboding hill
@Maw0
3 ай бұрын
@@The-Autistocrat- Lmao why?
@ExtremelyOnlineGuy
3 жыл бұрын
If Hendrix had this guy as a manager he’d still be alive.
@randymagnum143
2 жыл бұрын
If Hendrix had lived to old age, he would have died in obscurity.
@ExtremelyOnlineGuy
2 жыл бұрын
@@randymagnum143 he didn’t live in obscurity. Dude was the highest paid act in entertainment at the time. Had shitty management. He of course wouldn’t be as big a deal as he was in his youth but he would’ve died probably in the same vein as prince. People still acknowledged the greatness but were complacent with them.
@randymagnum143
2 жыл бұрын
@@ExtremelyOnlineGuy "who? Oh yea, I remember that guy" Not knocking the man, but becoming a member of the 27 club will net you some mad cred.
@ExtremelyOnlineGuy
2 жыл бұрын
@@randymagnum143 I mean I guess. Don’t cut yourself with all this edgy posting. Stuffs sharp
@calimango7926
2 ай бұрын
As someone who works at a receptionist desk, this is the most accurate representation of business-professional daily calls that I've ever seen. The awkward pauses from phone lag is on point.
@SiRenfield
Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie the show influenced me to get a guitar for Christmas, and because it was a black Les Paul I named it in Offdensen’s honor
@willlewis153
2 жыл бұрын
Charles definitely seems like a 59 les Paul guy
@feather3563
4 жыл бұрын
So this is what the very busy Offdensen does all day in his office XD
@SpectreRetro74
2 жыл бұрын
This feels like a brutal asmr I need more
@AmelyaStaiano
Жыл бұрын
I want a video with Charles as long as the Nathan reading Shakespeare one
@joshingaboutwithjosh
Жыл бұрын
Im slowly turning into ofdensen
@foxbyte0157
Жыл бұрын
Well don't stop!
@SiRenfield
2 жыл бұрын
I swear he has a voice like cursive (in a good way)
@peterresetz1960
6 ай бұрын
I can see why Tokie is always upset with his life that no one respects him exemplified by getting dissed by Gibson who won't even give Tokie a couple free guitars. It's not that Tokki can't afford to buy 100 guitars every day if he's so desired. It's just sad that he's been playing Gibson guitars for years, but he is being ignored even though he is in the worlds most famous death metal band. Tokie just would appreciate a little recognition.
@misslicorice
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the part about him being a Huey Lewis fan is kind of a nod to American Psycho/Patrick Bateman, hah.
@NEEDbacon
2 жыл бұрын
Given how he's more then capable of throwing down, I could totally see him rocking a clear rain jacket and an Axe to deal with a problem.
@SiRenfield
2 жыл бұрын
Could be, that or it’s a “he’s a white man in his forties” kind of thing, either one is possible. Although either way I can totally hear him quote some of the more iconic scenes. “Most people probably don't uhh…listen to the lyrics.”
@gumiscott6340
4 жыл бұрын
That's it?! Aw, I wish there was more, this was nice
@jarcuadanantus28
2 ай бұрын
It’s a weird thing to make…..but in a way it’s really nice to actually see him just doing regular work things for a change.
@thrownawaytubes
2 ай бұрын
Listening to this while I do homework so I feel like I’m in a working environment, doing wonders, I only wish it was longer
@user-nt2xm6cm1e
9 ай бұрын
If you all really think about it this is basically an unedited Home Movies skit.
@goliath1179
3 жыл бұрын
Man what sort of DVD box extra stuff is this
@camvahdati
2 жыл бұрын
Gold sir…… it is gold
@chazmichaelmichaels88
2 ай бұрын
Honestly, my favorite character.
@rejectrealism
3 жыл бұрын
there should of been an offdensen episode
@bruhmoment5974
3 жыл бұрын
*should have
@owenking6370
3 жыл бұрын
@@bruhmoment5974 why ames you correcting grammar?
@tylershanegriffin5302
3 жыл бұрын
@@owenking6370 Ams*
@owenking6370
3 жыл бұрын
@@tylershanegriffin5302 LoL Nice! The only acceptable correction. So much more efficient with 1 less letter.
@BragoTHEgraviyKING
2 жыл бұрын
@@owenking6370 why use many word when few do trick
@johndaugherty4127
Жыл бұрын
This is the backstory of Dethklok. Charles is the man.
@Spootnik
7 ай бұрын
I never knew Charles was a vintage guy.
@Itdoesntmatteranyway21
7 ай бұрын
His voice is so nice tbh
@ometta7
2 жыл бұрын
What's the video where Charles, sitting alone in his office, pulls out a mini recorder and starts rapping into it? That shit was funny as hell and I can't seem to find it.
This is like being in my Dads office when i was a little kid. Same voice cadence and all.
@foxbyte0157
Жыл бұрын
I wish my dad had Ofdensons soul
@chazmichaelmichaels88
3 жыл бұрын
I love this. Reminds me of my Father and I when we make business calls.
@NightShade1218
3 жыл бұрын
Damn that’s a nice office.
@camvahdati
2 жыл бұрын
Lighting is important
@ianfinrir8724
2 жыл бұрын
@@camvahdati Creates a good atmosphere
@internetguy1260
2 жыл бұрын
This is what my dad sounds like talking business on the phone lol.
@NoSirNotTodayOrTomorrow
2 жыл бұрын
Is weird that I'm genuinely interested in the phone call.
@ObsidianGloria
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, like not only is this more Offdensen characterisation but you also kinda get a different characterisation for evrry single person he's speaking to.
@sigmus1475
3 жыл бұрын
I would love to have an office that awesome looking in real life.
@Lightbringer-777
2 ай бұрын
Can hear brendan from home movies in this.
@DarthTwilight
Жыл бұрын
I heard some Office Space in there, which is hilariously subtle.
@genequist3859
10 ай бұрын
This is fascinating. I need this man to be my life coach.
@kawskipropaganda
19 күн бұрын
Why the hell does this grown ass man make me so happy
@MrStrikecentral
2 жыл бұрын
I have to say, I really like the design of his desk. I wonder if they actually make that design?
@cupcakesansfrontier
Жыл бұрын
Poor Toki :( Always in the shadow for signature series consideration.
@jackblack3718
12 күн бұрын
"Very big Huey Lewis fan." Nice, him and my boy Patrick!
@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583
12 күн бұрын
Friggin Gibson doing toki dirty
@BloodGuppy
8 ай бұрын
now THIS is ASMR
@vectravl
Жыл бұрын
I really like the little slice of life like that. It is a good change from the usual chaos.
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