I love how his high damage animation is him using a cat as a silencer.
@freeze2869
2 жыл бұрын
That’s probably why he was buying the parrot
@dumbleking5172
2 жыл бұрын
@@freeze2869 He needed a more mobile and lighter silencer for the job.
@kayagorzan
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah
@axey.7926
2 жыл бұрын
“Silencers are for pussies.”
@MrXleb-zb8cl
2 жыл бұрын
Because this is postal 2 reverence
@jax9864
5 жыл бұрын
That bird is dead because Postal Dude tried to find a new way to make a silencer
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
3 жыл бұрын
it died because Dude thought that it was a pigeon
@hoogachakahoogahooga
2 жыл бұрын
So was the way for the dead man.
@rockid7970
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan From the super-fun pigeon mission
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
2 жыл бұрын
@@rockid7970 indeed
@discardtv842
2 жыл бұрын
Ew... a furry
@Emberson-9000
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine the Postal Dude just walking up to you, but instead of assaulting you with whatever weapons he happens to have on hand, he just sips tea and roasts you for several minutes.
@vidkiddo4595
2 жыл бұрын
Still in character
@zanethezaniest274
2 жыл бұрын
Must be a pacifist run
@inkjustink4936
2 жыл бұрын
It still hurt
@voxelfusion9894
2 жыл бұрын
The only way to top it is holding a 2 minute monolog about memes.
@hoogachakahoogahooga
2 жыл бұрын
It’s only as violent as you are, remember?
@Complete_Stranger7050
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine they added this insult *"Will you sign the petition or will it be your surviving family members"*
@TheRealAaronbrine
2 жыл бұрын
They did add the "Signed my petition" bit.
@a.k8185
2 жыл бұрын
Also added the feeling pscyhotic in morning.
@Complete_Stranger7050
2 жыл бұрын
@@a.k8185 he's going postal
@a.k8185
2 жыл бұрын
@@Complete_Stranger7050 Indeed
@williamsmith666
2 жыл бұрын
"Would you care o donate to this indeterminately inconvenient cause?"
@dragonjspider
2 жыл бұрын
"A public loo looks like the nazis" Postal guy: "And i took that personally"
@Dooperbooperlooper
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he’s a nazi?
@thenerd1153
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dooperbooperlooper he just vibes with public bathrooms
@thatoneskinfromarsenal
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dooperbooperlooper impossible he kills races equally
@Predator20357
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dooperbooperlooper YoU BiGoT He’s clearly relating to the loo because he’s full of piss
@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
2 жыл бұрын
This train wanted to be a cheese shop I couldn’t sleep for days…
@schambefferoid
2 жыл бұрын
"Your hat is you, mate!" Postal dude doesn't have a hat. He just got called NOTHING.
@HonkG.Womblatin
2 жыл бұрын
you are nothing,mate! it technically is hella rude depending on the person
@AbsoluteRatBastard
2 жыл бұрын
Oh! So thats why the other guy got a critical hit on the Postal Dude
@potato-jk8vy
2 жыл бұрын
That’s why it did 19 damage
@discardtv842
2 жыл бұрын
Ew furry
@discardtv842
2 жыл бұрын
Ew furry
@puffythedestroyer8878
6 жыл бұрын
I swear half of these could Fit right into a Postal game
@George_Bulkin
5 жыл бұрын
Because another half was ripped straight out of Postal, duh!
@doomderp
2 жыл бұрын
"I need this liver, I just got shot and I'm going to die without it."
@ImGaisan7
Жыл бұрын
“How could I murder him when I was hiding in a shrubbery with my rifle this morning?!”
@a.k8185
Жыл бұрын
And, honestly, be more fitting than the fourth game.
@gkbrickworks7924
7 ай бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite postal quote; "satan still uses windows vista"
@smurlix5676
2 жыл бұрын
"Your father acts like your wife" actually hits different because of PD's dad's grave
@grandmagunsales2125
Жыл бұрын
Yeah honestly wife should deal extra damage to him because of his uhh "circumstances" with the missus
@user-qj7ny5gd8s
10 ай бұрын
Considering the kind of wife the dude has, this is truly an insult.
@Chineseisntalanguageapparently
9 ай бұрын
What about his wife?
@Nolan854
2 ай бұрын
“The Bitch" Is Postal wife,she appears in Postal 2 and as a character in the movie,she appears as a exaggerated overweight woman who can't move, that's why she can't go out of van and the name The Bitch, it's becuase she cheat with some men around or not of Postal Dude
@italian_soup_kitchen1230
2 жыл бұрын
I like how “your hat is you” is more insulting than “your father murdered your sense of style”
@Autokendo17
9 ай бұрын
But thing is: PD got no hat. HE LITERALLY GOT CALLED NOTHING.
@hoogachakahoogahooga
2 жыл бұрын
This game’s artstyle, is what it would be like, if we lived in, a Picasso painting, that was colored by, Vinesauce Joel, with IBS!
That second "fight" where Postal Dude is having tea on top of a corpse just fits too damn perfectly.
@santosprincez
2 жыл бұрын
For once he didn’t kill that man
@lord_piano
9 ай бұрын
@@santosprincezkid named Pacifist Run of Postal 2
@sunnyd6519
2 жыл бұрын
“Your hat is you, mate” YO CHILL NIGEL! That was just uncalled for!
@gennoble4713
2 жыл бұрын
could you imagine if this is how arguments are settled in real life.
@user-uo8ny1kj4c
2 жыл бұрын
@@gennoble4713 your hat is you mate GET OWNED
@hlscientist8760
2 жыл бұрын
Top ten insults that will break anyone Number 1: "This conversation is your house"
@yeahwhoiwannaknowye
2 жыл бұрын
Nah number 1 is ‘your hat is you,Mate!
@J0hnB09
2 жыл бұрын
@@yeahwhoiwannaknowye only works when they don’t wear a hat.
@themilkman6969
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Playing as H.P. Lovecraft is the best way to win your first tournament. Not only do you get to be the funny haha cat man without needing to do anything, but you also have the least commonly occurring “Touché” insults.
@Nieveria
2 жыл бұрын
"Your father acts like your wife" that must hit especially hard to dude, considering he hates both
@gangsterskull3357
Жыл бұрын
He hates his wife and his dad
@ABlasterCatCD
9 ай бұрын
hi
@Khint
2 жыл бұрын
"But please, try to refrain from murder in the future" Coming from the postal dude, that's a very surprising sentence
@FatalHog
2 жыл бұрын
Guessing he thinks that killing a man to put teacups on isn't enough of a reason
@Blue_Shift421
2 жыл бұрын
His the only normal person in paradise lost so
@nathansalty6956
2 жыл бұрын
This Postal Dude must’ve been on a pacifist run.
@S0renz
2 жыл бұрын
@@nathansalty6956 Which is 100% doable. It even makes it seem like the Dude is just going about his days while the town descends into madness around him. "Hi there. I'd like to cash this pitiful paycheck..."-as the bank is about to be robbed.
@williamsmith666
Жыл бұрын
Maybe he doesn't want someone horning in on his rampages?
@nathanwuchevich3734
2 жыл бұрын
That fifth level is canonically what becomes of Postal Dude after he dies: He has an insult match with Morgan Freeman who then tells him to never refreeze food.
@ryanhains8054
2 жыл бұрын
Wow can't forget that time the Postal Dude ascended to heaven and gave God a verbal smackdown in just three sentences.
@bloxyoyo
3 жыл бұрын
12:15 thats weird coming from the postal dude
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
3 жыл бұрын
**puts on police uniform** I AM the law!
@lucibvee
2 жыл бұрын
Nah hed deffo say stuff like that
@ZigealFaust
2 жыл бұрын
Eh, it's actually basically canon that the "Jesus Runs" are the actual timeline and Postal Dude Jr never killed anyone outside of bosses, cutscenes, zombies, and Gary Coleman hallucinations, aaaand that one time he set off a nuke. But even then, it's not like he actually KILLED everyone in Paradise before moving to Edensin.
@Nombrenooriginal
2 жыл бұрын
@@ZigealFaust what about postal brain damaged
@NiCoNiCoNiCola
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nombrenooriginal for all we know it can be about Postal Dude The First, who is canonically a super murderer
@SIRSANDMAN0
2 жыл бұрын
something about hearing postal dude do the dead parrot skit from Monty python feels amazing
@idioticchildno.0171
2 жыл бұрын
“A public loo looks like the Nazis” Wait that’s insulting?
@bipitybop_
2 жыл бұрын
Only to the Nazis
@matthewgagnon9426
2 жыл бұрын
@@bipitybop_ And to public loos. They didn't do anything to deserve to be compared to the Nazis.
@mr.infernal1380
2 жыл бұрын
Wait, wtf is a public loo?
@mr.infernal1380
2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewgagnon9426 Probably same thing can be said the other way.
@JoaoLucasK
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.infernal1380 A public toilet
@matchc0635
2 жыл бұрын
I like their insult went literal incomprehensible after some rounds
@AbidingGamer
7 жыл бұрын
I just realized I had on some sort of public announcement in the background. Whoops.
@sauerkrautwithnoonions
6 жыл бұрын
AbidingGamer IRONIC WHEN THE BLACK BOYO SHOWS UP
@Bababooey759
4 жыл бұрын
i was wondering why i heard trump halfway through lol
@juliam.426
4 жыл бұрын
Shhhhh.. that makes it better.
@comradecockatoo3558
4 жыл бұрын
train's crowded fam
@Semper_
2 жыл бұрын
XD
@RandumbDoomer
6 жыл бұрын
What's with the hat insults when Dude is clearly not wearing a hat?
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
3 жыл бұрын
what's with all the house insults when Dude doesn't have a house?
@thebadwolf3088
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan he had a trailer
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
3 жыл бұрын
@@thebadwolf3088 key word: had as of Apocalypse Weekend, he doesn't have a house, and he doesn't seem to have one in Postal 4 either
@hoogachakahoogahooga
2 жыл бұрын
His hat is him, mate!
@WackRusDud
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan he was evicted from his house. Alternatively, he had a trailer in Postal 2.
@RetroJunkier
2 жыл бұрын
“Your mother never watched Star Wars” Christ,I know he’s the postal dude but that was a low blow…
@ordersquamata930
7 жыл бұрын
"I regret nothing!"
@Xdadster
2 жыл бұрын
The fact the final boss of this game has family issues means that yo momma jokes are the most effective methods of insulting someone. Nice.
@FryingWater
9 ай бұрын
Bro really took 51 damage 😭 I guess he and his mother don't see eye to eye
@elgordobondiola
9 ай бұрын
However, he has twice the health
@JoeMama-me2yj
4 ай бұрын
Don't matter when you can "Yo mama" him into oblivion
@evilchild1851
2 жыл бұрын
Of course the last insult was related to petitions Better yet, maybe Father’s sister was one of his surviving family members
@grandmagunsales2125
Жыл бұрын
Eeyup. Postal Dude has to end it with the petition, it's the law
@CleaningCaptain
2 жыл бұрын
"Your hat admires pictures of your country, which seemed intuitive in design docs!" I realize that the "design docs" bit is a quote from Postal 2, but to me that's basically the Postal Dude admitting "I have no idea what I'm saying."
@TinyDeskEngineer
2 жыл бұрын
"The true meaning of life is to never refreeze food which has been defrosted"
@WretchedRedoran
2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you didn't go for "Satan signed my petition"
@tuerculosisgaming6307
Жыл бұрын
But he had to go with "satan still uses Windows Vista" As thanos once said:"the hardest choices require the strongest wills"
@Jixxyyy
11 ай бұрын
SIGN MY PETITION DAMNIT
@plushluigi7417
9 ай бұрын
@@Jixxyyyno way, you freaking pinko!
@ness6714
5 жыл бұрын
This clearly isnt the real postal dude, he isn't shooting all their heads off
@n3rf0r30
4 жыл бұрын
probably doing a pacifist run
@turtleguymcturtle4303
4 жыл бұрын
Well it's entirely optional in POSTAL 2 so....
@SlewedBoot25934
3 жыл бұрын
It's a pacifist playthrough
@tartarusprodigy6584
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, he's just exercising his Second Amendment rights here, ya fuckin' communist!
@smashingstargamer
2 жыл бұрын
he's trying to get the Pacifist achievement
@mabussubam512
4 жыл бұрын
Postal dude: " Where the hell am I ? " Brandon: " NEW JERSEY! " Postal dude: " SHIT! " *jumps off the window and tries to take a random car* " What for ? All the cars in this town seem to be props anyway " *flies like a rocket to the sky*
@Rappytho6
4 жыл бұрын
"Prop?, what's a prop?!
@ammagon4519
3 жыл бұрын
@@Rappytho6 can I spend it?
@zekenotech
3 жыл бұрын
"I sold it... FOR 10 BANANAS"
@kuyakyel324
3 жыл бұрын
Oh hold one for a second? *PUSHES FAR OFF THE WINDOW AND INTO THE HIGHWAY AND GETTING MOWED DOWN!*
@kaletriton
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that from a GMod idiot box episode, or am I remembering that from somewhere else?
@OctovenderReal
2 жыл бұрын
I like the trump audio in the background during the train level. Hillarious
@rickywalters7717
2 жыл бұрын
Did you mean: Hillaryous?
@RenGraes
2 жыл бұрын
I was frakking wondering about that! What the heck spurned that on?!
@internetperson8982
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t even get why that was there. I think he accidentally left it on or something
@platyhelminthes2877
2 жыл бұрын
@@internetperson8982 It legit freaked me out when I heard it - thought I had another tab playing random videos or something. Kinda creepy.
@ggoodie9527
2 жыл бұрын
"A Lumberjack worked with you" Boy I don't understand how he still could stand after such a slappin insult. I'd just give him my house keys, and live the rest of my life in a nonpopulated area in Russia.
@Annexialol
2 жыл бұрын
"A public loo looks like the Nazis!" That public loo got so fucking destroyed that even Postal Dud felt it.
@anajohnson3188
2 жыл бұрын
Postal Dude VS a Monty Python sketch is certainly not something I expected to see, but here we are.
@ardaarsen
5 жыл бұрын
Cant believe they added cat silencer to the game..
@ohyeahyeah6985
5 жыл бұрын
So, you wanted a dog silencer?
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
3 жыл бұрын
@ElSrDark I see someone wants a dog silencer
@ZigealFaust
2 жыл бұрын
@Tobias Boccio *throws a dog biscuit at your face* Good boy.
@themaxterz0169
2 жыл бұрын
"Behold then, for the meaning of life is **starts swearing** "
@Connor_Kirkpatrick
2 жыл бұрын
The very last insult is such a perfect note to end on
@Anonymous-73
2 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how calm Postal Dude was during all this
@k1shisweird
Жыл бұрын
"Your hat is you, Mate!" COMBO! RUDE! 19
@whoopnews7915
Жыл бұрын
Bro you commented on this video 8 times, shut the fuck up!
@majoryeetus8245
4 жыл бұрын
At least someone signed his petition
@domidoodoo
2 жыл бұрын
Dude probably shouted HOW when he got fucking obliterated by “your hat is you, mate” and got less points when it’s his turn
@santosprincez
2 жыл бұрын
I like how in the end, Postal Dude dies and learns a valuable lesson after beating god in an insult match, if Running With Scissors makes a final postal game (I’m implying that they will at some point since they’re coming out with new titles for postal) this could be a possible ending.
@velocilevon
6 жыл бұрын
5:15 The first time I've heard that, I thought Dude was going to kill her. XD
@panchito_1002
2 жыл бұрын
Postal 3 design with the Postal 2 voice, unfathomably epic combination
@Jolis_Parsec
4 жыл бұрын
Damn! I’ve been on the fence about getting this game, but now I’m sold on it thanks to this video. Thanks, bruh. 🤣
@bearman_1826
2 жыл бұрын
"You hide in this shrubbery and have a steaming romp with your wife!" How is that an insult
@ZudeXbox360
2 жыл бұрын
He's so public about his love life they make love in the public park? Not even just the hugging and kissing, I mean full Kama Sutra shit going on in those shrubbery.
@jonathansotelo4877
2 жыл бұрын
Public indecency is looked down upon in most countries.
@bearman_1826
2 жыл бұрын
@Space Vatnik I would scoff if not for the fact that A: You're right, and B: I have absolutely seen people just fucking in their car in a populated gas station parking lot. XD
@audiblerangerdms6616
2 жыл бұрын
He finished god off with the petition. Idk why but that's just poetic
@aerothallji6514
2 жыл бұрын
imagine if this is how arguements went down in real life.
@soundshock974
2 жыл бұрын
"Your hat is you, Mate!" *19 Damage*
@logans.7932
2 жыл бұрын
“Try to refrain from murder in the future.” That’s rich coming from you.
@rubiks_20
9 ай бұрын
13:32 that was unexpected
@coralimes3074
9 ай бұрын
why the hell is there audio from the unite the right rally during the third level?
@ajplaysytreal
Ай бұрын
it’s just the train passengers
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
3 жыл бұрын
"HINT: Play Shadow Warrior 2" I think I'll pass on that one, Devolver
@ZigealFaust
2 жыл бұрын
But it's so damn good though, your loss.
@dragensnow9280
11 ай бұрын
"You can't deny that a lumberjack worked with you" damn he got you there
@iang257
2 жыл бұрын
The postal guy engages in many Monty Python skits and we enjoy it.
@set-afro0689
2 жыл бұрын
22:40 One of the biggest crossovers in history
@agoodname6997
2 жыл бұрын
"You are your hat, mate" is apparently extremely devastating
@nessxsavior
2 жыл бұрын
considering postal dude doesn’t have a hat, he probably said that postal dude is nothing
@ScoutPlaysKalimba01
Жыл бұрын
The fact that Postal Dude is the only American Character in this game just makes it 10x funnier.
@appsmasher7932
9 ай бұрын
Did you forget about Serious Sam?
@Ilovegreen2024
9 ай бұрын
And lovecraft?
@0_clover740
2 жыл бұрын
5:34 i both love and hate that this is honestly the most "postal guy" thing to do
@Forvs1
2 жыл бұрын
when insult simulator has Rick Hunter but postal 4 doesnt
@thedemon4780
2 жыл бұрын
Now it does lol
@williamsmith666
Жыл бұрын
@@thedemon4780 So does Brain Damage. Warms my heart to see him back with the Dude.
@Wayte13
2 жыл бұрын
Because this game has no swearing this is Postal dude at only, like, 1/10th of his normal power.
@veirvena2062
2 жыл бұрын
YT recommended me this and unusual wave of nostalgia hit me. I remember when Markiplier and JackSepticeye played this game, fond memories.
@ThatLeaf
2 жыл бұрын
12:30 I think a news story about the Charlottesville protests is being played in the background here. You might want to replay this level without the background noise there.
@Ag3nt-MC
9 ай бұрын
1:02 I love how you can see the player go ‘FUCK THAT WAS THE WRONG BUTTON’
@manintheline5331
2 жыл бұрын
Perfectly in character for the Postal Dude to do this
@ErJotaCL
9 ай бұрын
Having the final insult beint a "... And signed my petition" was the perfect insult to be the last one
@dunno4740
9 ай бұрын
What the hell is with the strike audio 13 minutes in???
@alexeyterentev2314
5 жыл бұрын
I was installing Shadow Warrior 2 and to kill time decided to watch this vid and I must admit, 18:53 scared the fuck outta me
@theboi7475
9 ай бұрын
so glad he ended with “and signed my petition”
@hideakiakio6698
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? Mr. Praline: (pause)I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! Owner: We're closin' for lunch. Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it? Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it! Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting. Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead. Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting! Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show... (owner hits the cage) Owner: There, he moved! Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage! Owner: I never!! Mr. Praline: Yes, you did! Owner: I never, never did anything... Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call! (Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.) Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot. Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!? Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major. Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage! Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there. (pause) Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Owner: No no! 'E's pining! Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
@lmn_godie2598
3 жыл бұрын
what
@Reginald_Ritmo
2 жыл бұрын
This aint wattpaf
@weeb_dweeb
2 жыл бұрын
What?
@sussyballsbendober1415
2 жыл бұрын
This guy never touched grass
@hardlyanydiggity3953
2 жыл бұрын
the fact that all of the replies are insulting this guy for "writing a story" and not even slightly understanding what this is from is depressing as all hell
@ZaWRLD
2 жыл бұрын
KZitem's algorithm is so confused on what I like that I have no idea what this is or how it would get recommended to me.
@AbidingGamer
2 жыл бұрын
I for one welcome my new algorithm overlords.
@juanokug4
2 жыл бұрын
"but please, try to restrain from murder in the future" WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE'S THE POSTAL DUDE
@nordekyes5559
Жыл бұрын
11:24 : I love how "Signed my petition" was one of the tea choice for postal dude v:
@bibabobovich3122
8 ай бұрын
I can’t stop seeing Harriet in the detective
@SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer
2 ай бұрын
Watching you casually deal 51 damage in a single blow made me lmao!
@troytheperson139
Жыл бұрын
As a brit i can 100% say that postal dude knows the arts of are insulting techniques
@nacl_
2 жыл бұрын
I love how the first insult he pulls up is a Your Mother one
@karisasani7006
4 жыл бұрын
18:46 This is your clue on what Lo wang is sensitive of
@MasterGamer-zl7hq
9 ай бұрын
Honestly that last sentence specifically at the end of it was such a perfect way to end it
@oddlyjay
2 жыл бұрын
I don't even think Postal Dude is capable of holding a conversation this long with someone
@gangsterskull3357
9 ай бұрын
Well he is a dude that’s a walking arsenal
@zboy1775
9 ай бұрын
the only problem with this is that it uses his POSTAL III design
@hideo1102
2 жыл бұрын
Internet argument compilation
@TeaTime0300
9 ай бұрын
Fun fact: You can say "Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!"
@lachlanmacrae1779
2 жыл бұрын
God can't handle the fact that his mother murdered his auntie because she wore his grandmothers clothing and reveals the meaning of life after hearing his sister left Europe to sign a postal guys petition.
@fireringdeath
2 жыл бұрын
enjoyed the use of the petition line at the very end
@EngineerTeamFortress2
7 ай бұрын
“This conversation is your house”
@mrtrashyman9617
Жыл бұрын
"Your hat is you." Postal dude: and i took that personally
@mayhernednjd4557
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone be like: "your hat". Also postal dude: *doenst have a hat* Unless if they are talking about he's glasses
@GhostMacabre
2 жыл бұрын
x: ___ also y: comments be like
@happytuna7275
9 ай бұрын
3:32 imagine someone hits you with the "a fish looks like a slave merchant". I wouldn't be offended just confused
@jiffypuff268
Жыл бұрын
Alternate history where postal dude is a responsible, sane, and trustworthy adult
@gangsterskull3357
9 ай бұрын
Yup in postal 2 he’s actually the only sane person in paradise lost
@kanderion5685
9 ай бұрын
postal dude telling someone to restrain from murder is like spongebob yelling slurs in the middle of a normal episode
@vmxkarelyn_0842
2 жыл бұрын
"never ever refreeze food that has been defrosted". This is something to live by
@scoptato1335
8 ай бұрын
"a public loo looks like the nazis" didnt have to roast him that bad💀
@thenerd1153
2 жыл бұрын
for the very last line you could have just said "your siter signed my petition!" and he had so little hp he would have died
@thenerd1153
2 жыл бұрын
sister* lol oops -3 for grammar, eh?
@orangeman39784
2 жыл бұрын
25:49 *NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE.*
@4444Ferris
4 жыл бұрын
Is the new postal guy less savage than before? I would say, now he is even more
@notgavin7039
4 ай бұрын
I remember playing this game before I even knew what Postal was. Always played as The Dude even then.
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