I love the "lunar ticks". This knob was completely baffled.
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
I may try it again 😂😂
@hanshartfiel6394
3 жыл бұрын
@@PJAudits yeah do it, it's original , different and very funny
@tangomoggynoengi8518
3 жыл бұрын
The Sea of Tranquility is one of those Lunar seas... isn't it ..!?!
@tangomoggynoengi8518
3 жыл бұрын
@Eagle Coins Have you been taking a dip in the lunar seas again...? It'll never cure you of the lunar ticks...!! 🤪😁🤣
@EssentialComment
2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting his head to explode at any moment, like a scene from Southpark
@SCCFORUM
3 жыл бұрын
I get more Luna-tics. That was brilliant😂
@stevemears3619
3 жыл бұрын
Apart from the first guy , they should be proud of how they handled your visit , the young lady especially was great 👍
@Alex-bq3tj
3 жыл бұрын
"It's against the law to film people"... yet he doesn't report the 6.5 million state run CCTV cameras filming him?
@johnmcfadyen6341
Жыл бұрын
Or the dashcams
@Britboy2877
3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact you never get annoyed or raise your voice when confronted with rude aggressive idiots, who are afraid of a man a camera. Well done PJ
@WeAreThePeople1690
3 жыл бұрын
You could see the cogs going round in his head when you mentioned the moon 😂😂😂
@JoseSanchez-ht4cc
3 жыл бұрын
Tango man cleaning his pride & joy during working hours whilst you’re there filming - must be a Mensa member!
@MartiBlagborough
3 жыл бұрын
The moon and lunar gravity hahahaha. Quality
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Glad you liked it and mate 🤣🤣🤣👍
@Jim_Newlands
3 жыл бұрын
"Lunar ticks" is genius! Subscribed just for that line alone! 😂😂
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jim 👍👍👍
@hasan1980hb
3 жыл бұрын
@@PJAudits Pj useless. Has no job or life and he is useless as Audits. What a 🤡
@pos3945
3 жыл бұрын
Very nice woman Inga , and loved the joke at the start about lunar ticks , I don’t think the moody guy got it tho 🤔😂👍
@richardwilson7511
3 жыл бұрын
That luna moon gravity story was brilliant 👏
@t5jerry
3 жыл бұрын
Whenever a "carrot" walks towards you, you can rub your hands with glee 😂😂😔
@roberthardy2013
2 жыл бұрын
Luna gravity alters! Best line ever, it thoroughly baffled him.
@richardkinghorn4729
3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant response when asked what your doing. He didn’t know where to put himself or what to say. Another clown that thinks it’s against the law to film people in public from public. Doesn’t matter what signage these companies put up you can still film from public, though Inga was very polite. Keep these vids up, very entertaining.
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Richard, glad you like them 😀👍
@tangomoggynoengi8518
3 жыл бұрын
The sparkle in his eyes is reflected from the sunlight streaming through his ears...!
@nomadsteve5297
3 жыл бұрын
Inga was a breath of fresh air
@johnfellows2867
3 жыл бұрын
That company should be proud of Inga, a first class employee !
@robertwoodliff2536
3 жыл бұрын
Luna ticks......great line.. &......just you were a photon catcher.
@jamieh4148
3 жыл бұрын
Tell them to keep their photons to themselves haha.
@bannon1000
3 жыл бұрын
I had to stop, THE funniest thing i ever heard on an audit the Lunar experiment lines all to do with the moon that was priceless, so funny. Please use them again. Brilliant. You are also one of the best auditors we see.
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks my friend 🤣👍
@fredflintstoner596
3 жыл бұрын
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view!" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?
@TallSilentGuy
2 жыл бұрын
Mr Context has left the chat.
@fredflintstoner596
2 жыл бұрын
@@TallSilentGuy THOSE ARE THE WRONG SHAPED CHIP'S
@allenperdue7723
3 жыл бұрын
I must say your videos get better by the day. I like that your standing your ground now! I enjoy your somewhat cheeky yet friendly sense of humor!
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Allen 😊😊
@rickparkinmoto
3 жыл бұрын
This channel is a fascinating study in human behaviour. It's far too common for people's first response to be aggression and mistrust. What a sad world we're becoming where people don't want to communicate politely with each other. Full marks to Inga for her engaging nature. I reckon the dye in them hi-viz vests must be toxic.
@markhamilton9834
3 жыл бұрын
Your not me dad,,,,ha ha,,,another throw away one liner,,,🤣,,,pure class
@PINACI
3 жыл бұрын
Should have said... "its Mr Oi to you" !
@Mufc2382
3 жыл бұрын
I busted out laughing when you said “ you missed a bit” 🤣🤣
@itchycoo3847
3 жыл бұрын
Gathering Luna-ticks hahaha brilliant 😂😂
@brockd315
2 жыл бұрын
"Funny little man. All he's missing is his funny little mustache!" ,,😂🤣🤙
@bchant19
3 жыл бұрын
I find the Lithuanians much more pleasant and polite than the pols. Usually they have a much better sense of humor than the pols too. You can actually have a laugh and joke with them unlike the very serious work work work attitude of the pols. Inga was a lovely lass wasn't she.
@Mrferry87
3 жыл бұрын
Luna gravity on earth he was like shocked 😂😂😂
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
It was funny watching the look on his face 🤣🤣🤣
@Mrferry87
3 жыл бұрын
@@PJAudits best video yet lol
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mrferry87 thank you 👍
@ttonypayne5077
3 жыл бұрын
Gate 1: Liked your response to Oi Looking at that windsock thats how I feel today Gate 2: You r getting famous PJ, and that lovely young lady (Leda) was a credit to that company, should train the motorcycle cleaner.
@kevinwalsh9419
3 жыл бұрын
We watch your videos over dinner, Troble is we laughed so much on this one eating was just impossible. You’ve got a great sense of humour mate.
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Kevin 😊😊👍
@simonthompson2963
2 жыл бұрын
Best one ever!! Lunar gravity detector!! LOL
@victoriaknapp7475
3 жыл бұрын
I love your sense of humour!! I was laughing my ass off!
@alexnumber1317
3 жыл бұрын
Without doubt the funniest vid you've done peej, me and missus in stitches, fantastic 👍
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed
@trucker5722
3 жыл бұрын
What a lovely lady Inga is.
@g-dong109
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for another vid, hope you have a great weekend PJ mate.
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, you too!
@BritishBoy1971
3 жыл бұрын
Inga is a lovely lady! 😍💕
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Yes she is 😊😊
@bazsnell3178
3 жыл бұрын
Been watching you for a good while now and bided my time to see if I wanted to subscribe. You were insecure and tongue-tied at first, and gave in to so-called authority too easily. You passed over all that a good few months ago and now you're one of the best U.K. Auditors extant. I really look forward to your videos now, and I know that you'll surprise me with some new witticism, comeback, retort, etc., without resorting to inane foul language and histrionics, which are all too common with just 2 or 3 of the U.K. Auditors. Thanks for being brave enough to do what I absolutely know that I'm not brave enough to do.
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Baz, I'm a little more experienced now than when I first started. As for standing my ground, it's that that makes me smile. I love to see the expression on their faces when I ignore them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stephenbrown5844
3 жыл бұрын
A love the luna ticks🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and your banta is fantastic 😂🤘❤️
@kiwi_welltraveled4375
3 жыл бұрын
Luna-ticks! LOL!!! Much Respect from New Zealand And new subscriber.
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, a new friend from down under 👍👍👍
@kiwi_welltraveled4375
3 жыл бұрын
@@PJAudits I'm just about to turn 60, your locks are excellent..... For the last 7 months I've been growing, what's left of my hair, out as well as my beard. I'm very very tempted Jah Rastafari
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
@@kiwi_welltraveled4375 go for it, you only live once 👍👍👍👍
@honestjohn1129
3 жыл бұрын
The first chap wasn’t yo bad but Inga was pleasant & easy on the eyes.
@hymatwat9412
3 жыл бұрын
Brunette was nice. I wouldn't kick her out of my bed
@moodyguymick
3 жыл бұрын
Get to Specsavers !
@duncan0610
3 жыл бұрын
Lovely job when you get an Inga interacting, well done to her.
@moodyguymick
3 жыл бұрын
But who's making the tea ?
@mrben178
3 жыл бұрын
Lithuanian women a credit to this company !
@fastyaveit
3 жыл бұрын
Lithuanian lasses are a credit to the internet m8y
@robertwoodliff2536
3 жыл бұрын
Have a very nice bowel of soup in the red light area in Vilnius........the hotel was cheap, and the indoor market was great for breakfast.
@ausgixxerpilot
3 жыл бұрын
Inga was lovely, great attitude!
@GFY-r6l
3 жыл бұрын
Moon and lunar gravity. Newton was right. The apple doesn’t fall from the tree. Newton found no need to add the reference to bad apples that fall first. Keep shakin’ that tree mate. No one wants them bad apples, worm holes and such.
@stevefrancis1896
3 жыл бұрын
Excellent response to that funny little man 😂😂😂😂
@rustydashcams
3 жыл бұрын
Aup pj, I was the one that recognised you at Martins. That was my subaru was at the second gate haha. I drive the walking floor for Martins, not long missed me come in.
@hansenholmes2296
3 жыл бұрын
Inga - top quality Lady.
@dansterland1824
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant video on floor laughing 😄
@brianterry8317
3 жыл бұрын
That wind sock looks like one of P.J's old 1960's football socks; when he used to play for Worksop United
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Worksop Town aka The Tigers 😊😊
@brianterry8317
3 жыл бұрын
@@PJAudits Theres only 1 Tiger in Town at the moment;and thats the rude geezer in the video that was cleaning the 25cc Granny's shopping Moped that had a Wella hairdryer upgrade kit fitted to it
@tonylawson1965
2 жыл бұрын
That first guy wasn't the sharpest knife in the rack. :-) You wound him up a treat.
@Jimmiburn
3 жыл бұрын
Old PJ smooth operator with the lady's love it....😉
@monkeyfunk8371
3 жыл бұрын
That luna gravity line is top notch.
@Herzeleydt_Diesentrueb
2 жыл бұрын
"... more lunartics" great, pal, luv yer ! ;-)
@fireskycam9889
2 жыл бұрын
PJ - Measuring lunar activity. ME - I'm waiting for space cadets.
@east-endjustice7883
3 жыл бұрын
You've been crushing it my dreadhead brother from across the Atlantic!!!! You have the same style dreads that my paternal grandfather had almost his entire life, even in his final years he still had well kept (some ground level, others to knees and waist) even though he was pretty much bald on top though! The only times he had his hair cut was against his will, first when he came to America from Haiti when sone sort of school or government person cut his hair saying it was for hygiene purposes even though his hair was cleaner than theirs and another time he got attacked by racist drunks who smashed bottles over his head while he was walking near a bar scene, some were full bottles so they were especially devastating injuries and he woke up in hospital with his dreads shaved and all bandaged up but it was a necessity to treat his injuries. I believe when he passed away he was growing them for atleast 50 years!!!!!
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Some people think dreads are cool, some hate them, but I love my dreads, so all the misinformed and haters can go do one. They don't bother me at all 😊
@Smartsparky
3 жыл бұрын
Best auditor out there in my opinion, the rest are very cheeky and childish. You have a very decent attitude. Don’t change mate.
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks 👍👍
@MrNoahedmond
3 жыл бұрын
loved it..when he said, im doing a scientific experiment !!!rofl
@Lee.Freeman
3 жыл бұрын
Love the luna gravity collection 😂
@benjijack22
3 жыл бұрын
Oi! Loved the brain dead Security Guy lunatic! lol in the ORANGE suit my God nothing going on with him upstairs! what a youtube STAR, so funny talking to you like a 6 year old loved your comment PJ "Your not me Dad!" Get your bike cleaned lol - Ahh Inga was lovely the difference in her approach - Stay Safe - PINAC!
@mattsurgey4949
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the nice chap you spoke to across the road at David Ashley Construction ha ha :-)
@sw4nny1985
3 жыл бұрын
PJ you are fast becoming one of my favourites. Very easy to watch. Keep it up mate.
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Awesome, thank you!
@virtualvillain786
3 жыл бұрын
Pj when you shout you sound like bert from trap door 😂
@barryacecardsherbert876
3 жыл бұрын
Inga was class the bloke cleaning his bike needs to get some peoples skills
@ianhill4585
2 жыл бұрын
Nah. Bike cleaners found his niche, the rubbish doesn't care how ignorant he is.
@AndRew-my4jr
3 жыл бұрын
If everyone behaved like Inga then there'd be no aggro... Yeah ask questions but BE NICE. Well done Inga.
@BritishBoy1971
3 жыл бұрын
Fred Dibnah would have loved your video's covering the industrial sites. It's such a shame that there aren't many chimneys about these days, he would have loved seeing them on video too!
@bazsnell3178
3 жыл бұрын
Ah, good old Fred. He was one of the last true hands-on engineers with his demolishing of buildings and his wonderful Traction Engine series. Lots of stuff out there on KZitem if you search his name. Well worth it for any REAL engineers who might want to see how it was done in the past.
@robertwoodliff2536
3 жыл бұрын
I think they would feel more under threat by Fred.....armed with tyres and broken pallets.
@DEFIANT71DEFIANT
2 жыл бұрын
Lunar ticks….. That was bloody funny.
@craiggreenhalgh1082
3 жыл бұрын
Cleaning his Moped 🤣😂👍
@charlesviner1565
3 жыл бұрын
Just subscribed. Hello from Davenport Iowa USA 🇺🇸
@nigelpalmer9248
2 жыл бұрын
LOL good one PJ I do like a good laugh
@allanthomas6238
3 жыл бұрын
inga come out like a tiger and within 30secs she became so nice like most Lithuanian people are bless her
@kawasaki32
3 жыл бұрын
Cleaning his lawnmower🤣🤣🤣 thought them mopeds were for kids with a cbt licence.
@JonnyEnglish-gu1cs
2 жыл бұрын
The orange jump suits make him look like an American prisoner lol 😂
@markhowards420
2 жыл бұрын
2:22 best line I've heard for a couple of years 😆
@Aprilmixer
3 жыл бұрын
You are Brill funny guy like to watch your stuff keep doing them
@hairynews1973
2 жыл бұрын
Oi! Stop filming me skiving at work lol
@timothyfitz1010
3 жыл бұрын
You're a celebrity, PJ! 😎👍🎥📷💷
@kennethocongerskin9460
3 жыл бұрын
Lunar ticks. Feckin love it😂
@paulperrin2152
3 жыл бұрын
Lunar gravity "quality " 🤣🤣🤣
@f.mitchell5247
3 жыл бұрын
Genuine belly laughs quality video 🤣🤣
@charlesdale1462
2 жыл бұрын
Great down to earth manner and the dreds...
@samsaq2006
3 жыл бұрын
Nice peaceful work
@bazsnell3178
3 жыл бұрын
Although not original by any means, ''you missed a bit'' thrown at the idiot cleaning his bike was hilarious. It's always that comment that gets said and is funny every single time without fail.
@nickpotts3913
3 жыл бұрын
Inga seems like a nice enough lass
@moodyguymick
3 жыл бұрын
Foreign !
@09weenic
3 жыл бұрын
@@moodyguymick and so what . Shes earning a living
@davidsheridan1699
2 жыл бұрын
Baffled him with science nice one 👍
@vikings3799
3 жыл бұрын
The guys wearing orange jump suit looks like a popsicle. What a go boy 4 the company
@michaelwhiles5282
2 жыл бұрын
So far above his head....very funny.
@lisab3396
3 жыл бұрын
OI....OI MATE.... LOL, I'm only at 2:23 so far and the look on that guys face!! "Oi what the bloody El are you talking about". Then, I don't want anything to do about that 😂 That Orange jumpsuit, isn't that an American prison inmate uniform??? Hmmm, for a mature woman, she is a nice, lovely, smiling an sexi beauty isn't she. Nice accents too.
@adamsweetz5156
2 жыл бұрын
Lithuanian people are so REASONABLE aren't they awesome like her
@Herzeleydt_Diesentrueb
2 жыл бұрын
Inga - you are a sunrise ! Greets from Minotauria !
@noneofyourbusiness9369
3 жыл бұрын
Orange carrot is a total loon. Inga was a lovely lady. What a nice interaction. Love your video's so funny.
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks 😊
@evanslater8756
3 жыл бұрын
Enjoy your little outings, cheers 🇳🇿
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks 👍
@lynnault1814
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣he believed you omg cleaning his bike and he still cant shut up this video is a classic
@globalparadise6979
3 жыл бұрын
He's been caught red handed cleaning his bike in works time,
@andyforshortbutnotforlong5351
2 жыл бұрын
Inga was lovely 💞, really good to see a nice friendly interaction. Moped cleaner guy was a bit of a goon, but c’est la vie.
@mrcheese7944
3 жыл бұрын
next time PJ ask if his name is Ron, if he asks why, say would know a few guys called Ron are youre looking to meet more-Rons
@kipsinc.-ottawaks9242
2 жыл бұрын
That was the best one ever!
@xyzxyz997
2 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious with the first guy PJ. He never stood a chance with the dialogue and he knew it, get a hair cut was his best attempt. What a tool he was 😅
@barrythompson5631
3 жыл бұрын
You know what, when I first found your channel, I thought rubbish, but I actually enjoy seeing your latest, without them I for one wouldn't know half what certain buildings, units etc were all about. Keep them coming and stay safe. Yep and that Luna gravity gismo was classic,,,
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Barry 👍
@andrewcrouch2362
3 жыл бұрын
We used to camp with our caravan in summercotes years a go on the back of the black horse pubgreat years for the country music bands bin into it for years but anyway pj audits great video upload you make me laugh some of the things you come out with brilliant
@PJAudits
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Andrew 😊 😊
@andrewcrouch2362
3 жыл бұрын
@@PJAudits great bloke keep the great work up seriously 👍
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