The Dwarf's journey to the Empire seems tough but at least Hochland import the Bugmans + *Let's reach to 100K Subscribers this year!* *Like and Subscribe to support Old world Geographic!*
@Tarriff
Жыл бұрын
And I'll slow down to 1 video per 2 days so that I can concentrate on longer videos till the Next dlc drops Which'll be like 6~10 months
@stefanogagliano6067
Жыл бұрын
As a Sardinian, a gun and a goat/sheep are very similar: they're loyal and never cheat on
@memesofwarhemmer7076
Жыл бұрын
Slannesh seduces them by giving them guns rather than woman 👩
@Grivehn
Жыл бұрын
Traditionalist Dwarf: 'Gun Bad, m'kay?' Hochlanders, Cathayans, Clan Skryre and like third of the Dwarfs: "It's High Noon!"
@shinsenshogun900
Жыл бұрын
Hochland sure sounds like a great source of marksmen for the Empire, the Golden Order-Electoral County of Solland, the Questing Cult of Sigmar, and the Huntsmarshal’s Colony. Especially when something amiss is brewing within the Mountains
@kongskongs8089
Жыл бұрын
The best thing about this series is it seems like it's not lorefriendly but it is lorefreindly
@legiohysterius4624
Жыл бұрын
Even the dwarf part?
@hunterplozza2480
Жыл бұрын
@@legiohysterius4624 especially the dwarf part
@Turgon_
Жыл бұрын
Breaking News: The Brass Keep has been gifted to Festus the Leechlord after creating a new disease named "Gun Good" which everyone in Hochland has now willingly contracted.
@M.J.D.R
Жыл бұрын
Does it improves reload time and missile damage ?
@user-xu1fp6sp3k
Жыл бұрын
@@M.J.D.R No, but it improves gun.
@SireAymeri
Жыл бұрын
Wait until they are "gun for good"
@Rex-fm3vj
3 ай бұрын
@@M.J.D.R no but it does gives you cancer
@boomerix
Жыл бұрын
Heroes after returning from their journey through the 3 chaos realms "How was it" "It was pretty bad, but at least it wasn't Stirland"'
@mattthekiller9129
Жыл бұрын
Guns AND magic? The safest place in the empire 👍 Also the dwarf sitting on the children's chair was hilarious
@navilluscire2567
Жыл бұрын
Imagine this...enchanted guns!
@mattthekiller9129
Жыл бұрын
@@navilluscire2567 enchanted guns that shoot enchanted guns
@TheWarmachine375
Жыл бұрын
Me: "How about Gun-Dam, Gun-Cannon, and Gun-Tank?" Hochland People: *heavy breathing noises*
@999masijjyeong
Жыл бұрын
Gun Ship will be their favorite cuz its called *her*
@ZetsubouGintama
Жыл бұрын
Guntank? What about... oh right.... you already said Gundam. Carry on.
@DarkDragonRus
Жыл бұрын
What do you mean with "Gun dumb"? *music intensifies"
@johnj.spurgin7037
Жыл бұрын
Bet you a dozen crowns at their weddings they play organ guns.
@S71xx
Жыл бұрын
When you think about it a cannon is just a dummy thicc gun...
@thenightqueen0
Жыл бұрын
Karl Franz: How are we at war with the Dawi again?! We just made pea- … *All of the Elector Counts turn to look at Hochland* Hochland: … they insulted my wife Karl Franz: *slumps in his seat and slams his head on the table* Sigmar dammit all
@andregon4366
Жыл бұрын
His wife being a gun, right?
@thenightqueen0
Жыл бұрын
@@andregon4366 Is an Averlander’s wife a cow?
@stephencronin1080
Жыл бұрын
@@andregon4366 wife a long rifle, proud parents to a brace of pistols
@andregon4366
Жыл бұрын
@@stephencronin1080 Gives a whole new meaning to the expression "Son of a gun"
@andregon4366
Жыл бұрын
@@thenightqueen0 Beastmen have to come from somewhere.
@metrozeegle4985
Жыл бұрын
When the dwarf was finally let go of the rope: "Yeah, I have a few grudges against Hochelanders now, but at least they didn’t served me a boiled beer !"
@Margiak
Жыл бұрын
That part with the dwarf that say "gunbad" took me some seconds, but when I realize I lost half a lung from laughter. You are a freaking genius
@JohnDoe-wv7ep
Жыл бұрын
Seriously, this is actual art.
@tresmol3103
Жыл бұрын
As an American, I know found the perfect place to live when I enter the Warhammer Fantasy Universe
@indrickboreale7381
Жыл бұрын
Walk softly and carry a big gun
@999masijjyeong
Жыл бұрын
19th century America hell yeah
@ZetsubouGintama
Жыл бұрын
Not when we fighting Fetus on daily basis.
@Kroq-gar
Жыл бұрын
@@ZetsubouGintama He is what makes insulin so damn expensive
@MusMasi
Жыл бұрын
@@Kroq-gar 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah but that is lore friendly to murica not so much the low crime rate in hochland though.
@villepaavolainen1375
Жыл бұрын
That chair... ...is a grudge!
@SkarsnikofdaCrookedMoon0013
Жыл бұрын
There's a story of this guys defending a fortress from a gobbo horde. For them it was just target practice, for them grobi was hell from above.
@magni5648
Жыл бұрын
Not defending a fortress. It's Helmgart, the fort protecting the pass from Brettonia into Reikland. They basically built it into the cliffside overlooking the narrowest part of the pass and anyone who wants to get to the forts gate has to climb up a narrow serpentine road. Both that and the pass are in range for handgun fire from the fortress. Greenskins regularily try to just barrel through anyway and it's just a shooting gallery every time.
@slaanesh5417
Жыл бұрын
lmao that baby chair for the dwarf
@navilluscire2567
Жыл бұрын
It amuses the Prince of Pleasure greatly!
@Kroq-gar
Жыл бұрын
Whelp i thinks it’s time to finally play as the empire and take over Gunbad to change it to Gungood
@johnj.spurgin7037
Жыл бұрын
As gelt, because he is fluent in gun.
@Kroq-gar
Жыл бұрын
@@johnj.spurgin7037 correct!
@BLS31
Жыл бұрын
...Guys, I think I might be a Hochlander.
@Pandarian300
Жыл бұрын
...but do you eat hochland ?
@tanith117
Жыл бұрын
Same.
@marinribaric9749
Жыл бұрын
I thought that Gunbad wasn't the original dwarven name, but the name Skarsnik's goblins call it now.
@ZetsubouGintama
Жыл бұрын
Probably LOTR reference "Mt. Gundabad" which are the home of orcs of the north.
@DukeChutney
Жыл бұрын
*Skarsnick giggling sounds*
@maciek.u
Жыл бұрын
That’s it. It’s time for Hochland campaign with goal to rename Mount Gunbad to Mount Gungood
@TheWarmachine375
Жыл бұрын
2:07 Thorgrim Grudgebearer: "That's going to the Book of Grudges!"
@ZetsubouGintama
Жыл бұрын
Hotchland: Ya'll are going to me wife's book too!
@alexandrejose8362
Жыл бұрын
You wronged us! -- Hochlanders as they prepare to make the War of the Beard look like a funny joke
@ZetsubouGintama
Жыл бұрын
@@alexandrejose8362 War of the GUNS!
@snorlax3213
Жыл бұрын
Tarriff's video makes Warhammer Fantasy universe alive
@euromanijak
Жыл бұрын
Okay the Gunbad bit is bloody hilarious, hochland is basically 'merica of warhammer lul
@nodrogstengrad4782
Жыл бұрын
That Dawi deserved it. He didn’t speak in Khazlid about the homeland so his grudge is left out of the book against the Hochland Umgis. He should have clarified that Gunbad’s Guns are one of the biggest producers of badass guns the Karaz Ankor, thus it was called Gunbad, because Gunbadass sounds rather silly and extra lengthy…. Plus it confuses the Urks and Grobi.
@headcrabo..2301
Жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard of this “hochland”… However, I have heard of THE NATION THAT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS ON TURN 1 THOUGH ! ! !
@Grivehn
Жыл бұрын
Festus is smart and blows up their ammunition depos, which makes all Hochlanders deeply depressional and give up.
@cvc1939
Жыл бұрын
Ironically dwarfs loves with almost the same passion as Hotchlanders
@999masijjyeong
Жыл бұрын
I feel like that Gunbad-ian dwarf keep saying "Gunbae" which means "Cheers" in korean lol he got kicked out from Hochland but might be welcomed in s.korea
@navilluscire2567
Жыл бұрын
Now I'm imagining dwarves just setting the mountains and hills of the Korean peninsula...just don't serve them boiled beer and y'all should be ok.
@지능근육
Жыл бұрын
A masterpiece as always
@siegfriedhiryu4660
Жыл бұрын
Alright just gonna say, this Old World Geographic is fantastic. I hope you keep going with these.
@TheWarmachine375
Жыл бұрын
0:19 Eight Colleges of Magic in Altdorf: "Bruh."
@navilluscire2567
Жыл бұрын
*Hochland college of sorcery:* What? You guys don't have a monopoly on magical education do ya? I mean lorewise humans have been practicing magic since long before Teclis came along, people seem to have forgotten that.
@TheWarmachine375
Жыл бұрын
@@navilluscire2567 Witch Hunters and Cult of Sigmar: "And we took it personally."
@navilluscire2567
Жыл бұрын
@@TheWarmachine375 *Hochland college of sorcery:* Try us bitches! **spells at the ready** *Hochland longriflemen:* Hey! Are these dunces giving ya trouble again? **points guns at witch hunters and Sigmarites**
@TheWarmachine375
Жыл бұрын
@@navilluscire2567 Lol. But seriously though, the Witch Hunters and Cult of Sigmar were completely intolerant of any magic users in the Empire and persecuted those people without exception. Until Magnus the Pious and Teclis created the Eight Colleges of Magic and the Articles of Magic after winning the Great War Against Chaos with the said wizards who joined Magnus' army and were trained by Teclis. Unfortunately there is a catch within the Articles of Magic, those not affiliated with the Colleges of Magic are to join them or be Open Season to the Witch Hunters.
@navilluscire2567
Жыл бұрын
@@TheWarmachine375 And? Doesn't mean there wasn't plenty of people who did magic anyway. And even then I find questionable that the witch hunters or the cult of Sigmar was 100% effective, especially given the literally 600 year period of the interregnum that started with the wars if 3 emperors which basically meant the Empire as an institution no longer existed. Even then the age before that you have to remember that the cult of Sigmar or rather I should say cults because those that would form the basis for the Sigmarite church we have in more recent history of Warhammer Fantasy's timeline wasn't nearly as influential back then, same goes for the early templar order or witch hunters. What I am saying is that the history of humans and magic is a long and complex one, no matter how much those two institutions above would like us to think things are so clear cut. Did you know that druids or priests of Taal existed LOOONNGG before the jade order of wizards was a thing? They were, and they too wielded magics similar to their jade counterparts, heck much if what the greenery wizards use now can be traced back to druidic practices of Taal's priests and other nature deities.
@Predator20357
Жыл бұрын
Don’t worry Dwarfs, Hochland has a library of 1 foot size books of grudges for Dwarfs, each one is for every time a Dwarf praised Mount Gunbad or Neutrally spoke about Gunbad
@ckn3481
Жыл бұрын
Ah Hochland, the one state that disappears after accepting the gift of Nurgle.
@ZetsubouGintama
Жыл бұрын
I was expected them to shoot Nurgle not join them.
@Grivehn
Жыл бұрын
To be fair though, Hochlander banner is green. Nurgle banner is also green. Need I say more?
@khylerbane4523
Ай бұрын
To be fair to Hochland, when the daemons can take a Delta Teams’ and SEAL Teams’ worth of ammo before taking a scratch, they were bound to either run out of ammunition and win or run out of ammunition and be over run. Lose lose sincerio for Hochland.
@patrickh8109
Жыл бұрын
I love how they gave the Dwarf a high chair
@tonyfranksland428
Жыл бұрын
I suppose Hochland should name its mountain city Gungood
@Promet17
Жыл бұрын
Is Hochland what they call Texas in German? Also, Gunbad joke was very not bad.
@TheWarmachine375
Жыл бұрын
0:33 Hochland Men loves Dakka more than the Orks of Warhammer 40k. Change my mind.
@elargentinomasblanco3489
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, another master piece
@pitig1970
Жыл бұрын
Brb moving residence from Sapphery to hochland
@alect525
Жыл бұрын
I didn't know America was an Imperial State.
@MiguelSanchezDelVillar
Жыл бұрын
Hochland is that province that everyone forgets that exists untilthey get shot by a Hochlander
@turinmormegil7715
Жыл бұрын
What a coincidence! Ive just destroyed the place yesterday, took the ruins norsemen left on brass keep, and now Karl Franz is surrounded alone in Talabecland by for full stacks Chaos Horde generals coming from Ostland and Ostermark (both mine) while I sip tea and prepare to betray Boris or talableheim. Still deciding which
@michalaubrecht1512
Жыл бұрын
Who are you playing as? It's not clear from your comment.
@turinmormegil7715
Жыл бұрын
@@michalaubrecht1512 I forgot to state both the faction and the game cuz lunch finaly got ready. VC in Warhammer I and Mannlet as leader, with Vlad confederated. This has been quite a bizarre campaign, I'll tell you that. To the point I almost thought possible to either Ally with Empire against Archaon at certain moment, or against some dwarves they were até war with. Sadly all Orcs and greenskins from south are gone, before I could even Ally when I head towards Thorgrim's Karaz Ass-Karak.
@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
Жыл бұрын
0:41 Meanwhile in the Borderlands Universe this is how Tediore makes their flying, walking and talking guns. Given how Batshit that setting is this may not even be a joke.
@DasChin
Жыл бұрын
Who knows maybe Creative Assembly will take note and make a States of the Empire dlc down the line.
@evilmrmole3747
Жыл бұрын
Hochland the elector ruled by the chaos nurgle champion 3-5 turns in, double thumbs up
@kvnrepublic9143
Жыл бұрын
These are amazing! Keep making them!!!!
@memnonesargyrhodos9184
Жыл бұрын
They worship guns so hard that they are creating a new chaos god of firepower. Dakka the gunner!
@ZetsubouGintama
Жыл бұрын
Chaos God? That heresy! Dakka is a legit Order pantheon as Sigmar, Ulric, Mannan, Ursun, Sotek, Elven Gods, Nehekharan Gods and Dragon Emperor. Arrest this man, witch hunter.
@discountplaguedoctor88
Жыл бұрын
Wanna bet that Khorne hates the place for how fast the locals snipe his goons?
@ZetsubouGintama
Жыл бұрын
So Nurgle send Fetus instead.
@mosi1234
Жыл бұрын
I don't know how you make these amazing videos but god daim they are funny
@TonyFireDragon
Жыл бұрын
great, now I want a hochland legendary lord that boosts all handgunners and outrider units.
@emetanti
Жыл бұрын
Festus: Allow me to introduce myself.
@MatthewCSnow
Жыл бұрын
“They killed all the criminals before they committed crimes” Now that’s the American way
@TheWarmachine375
Жыл бұрын
*thumbnail* Get that Hochland bro a cannon. Bros love cannons.
@Al3xtheMeh
Жыл бұрын
Their love of guns doesn't do much against Festuses plagues it would seem.
@navilluscire2567
Жыл бұрын
Nurgle goons are unfortunately VERY resilient to oncoming fire.
@thekaiseriswiser4451
Жыл бұрын
Coolest Empire state along with Ostermark.
@patrickvasconcelos3001
Жыл бұрын
Say Gunbad, be veryDEAD. wonderful work Tarriff ^^
@Tragedous
Жыл бұрын
The good, the gunbad and the hochlander
@zanuka7487
Жыл бұрын
this is the best documentary serie i've ever seen
@J4R0D
Жыл бұрын
At least a long rifle can fire more than twice
@nuke8818
Жыл бұрын
Hmmm, expand the grudge library, yes. One for ogres, one for Umgaks and one for... well find out soon- Somewhere in Karak Vlag
@johnnythedark3090
Жыл бұрын
is hochland the one that gets destroyed by vlad, beastman or festus every time before turn 5?
@ZetsubouGintama
Жыл бұрын
So much of the bestland of Empire and guns.
@vadandrumist1670
Жыл бұрын
Really? You had them tie the dwarf up to a horse instead of putting him in front of a firing squad? What, did they think he wasn't worth the bullets?
@Tarriff
Жыл бұрын
they need to send the message to Mount Gunbad to change the town's name to Mount Gun Good
@Weiswolfe
Жыл бұрын
@@Tarriff .... i just got it now, the joke flew over my head and only catch it thanks tou your comment...
@ZetsubouGintama
Жыл бұрын
@@Tarriff Gotta change the name Mt. Gungood when I conquer it. Also, I think it was a reference from Mt. Gundabad from LOTR.
@aymanelkadouri8235
Жыл бұрын
That poor dwarf atleast he had a cold beer before it happened to him
@danylovlasov275
Жыл бұрын
now I really want to play for Hochland. it seemed to me to be the most adequate faction, from those that we have already been told about in this show
@patrickh8109
Жыл бұрын
I hope the Gunbad Dwarf comes back again.
@Medard22
Жыл бұрын
It's funny how this is so well made, that I would believe it, even if it was all made up
@amirhosseinarabzadeh5480
Жыл бұрын
Old world geographic is your best work yet tarrif
@TechWechSech
Жыл бұрын
I know nothing about Warhammer but this convinced me to dive into the lore. Anyone got any good reccomendations as to where to start?
@portela132
Жыл бұрын
those are your best, most creative videos by far, congrats, you should do 100 of them
@embersofthewest893
Жыл бұрын
Please dont stop making dwarf content, your stuff is hilarious. Gun bad.
@christopheradam5816
Жыл бұрын
Im sure to every Thunderer this is perfectly acceptable.
@jackobean8175
Жыл бұрын
Reiklander's wife - How was your vacation in Hochland dear? Reiklander - Guns. Guns everywhere. Stil... Better than Stirland.
@khylerbane4523
2 ай бұрын
Hoch in German mean “tall or high”. Hochland is full of mountains and tall elevated land. Subtly at its best.
@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
Жыл бұрын
0:41 “Better” then the Cow and Horse thing they have going in Averland and Cathay respectively I Guess?
@navilluscire2567
Жыл бұрын
I mean what's better, cow-men? dragon-horses? Half-gun people?
@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
Жыл бұрын
@@navilluscire2567 You bring a Averlander Beastmen and a Longma to Hochland and sooner or later you’ll end up with Minotaur Dragon-centaurs with gun arms instead of dragon wings.
@navilluscire2567
Жыл бұрын
@@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire That sounds like one of THE most Warhammer things I could possibly imagine!
@gabrielclark1425
8 ай бұрын
That Dwarf knew _exactly_ what she was doing...
@BartoshRPG
3 ай бұрын
Great vid. Thank you.👍
@Xelatheshep
Жыл бұрын
This is the reason why the blightkings in Brass Keep required the Maggot riders to come and get them out of Hochland during the End times. The moment they open the doors a hail of bullets would greet them, unaware that it is the way Hochlanders greet their neighbours.
@grayrook8637
10 ай бұрын
Now you say Hochlanders, I say average Texan.
@nikolaosboukouvalas449
Жыл бұрын
By Valaya, no one let Thorek Ironbrow visit Hochland!
@jacobhederstrom8198
Жыл бұрын
eventually we will have to get one about sylvania.
@aGingerCarrot
Жыл бұрын
Love the narrator from the stanley parable
@L3TL
Жыл бұрын
Now, I'm not saying 90% of all handgunners are from Hochland..... but you've never seen a Hochlander knight now have you
@martinbega6369
Жыл бұрын
Your Best serie Is back 😃
@gregoryshinn9805
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video
@paytonkraft7564
Жыл бұрын
You know, it's funny you mention Stirland, because I'm play a vampires campaign as Vlad Von Carstein. Not only are Zhufbar history and all of Sylvania under control, but I also wiped out the entirety of Stirland in a war that has yet to end because the golden order is a bunch of jerks. Right now, Balthasar Gelt is pinned between Castle Templehof, and Occupied Mootland, A stack belonging to Vlad, and another consisting mostly of crypt ghouls and horrors led by a strigoi.
@knightheaven8992
Жыл бұрын
The good the bad, and the Hochlander
@lazyslav
Жыл бұрын
I surprised there is no word about Festus.
@RadkarLightblade
Жыл бұрын
Also known as Festus's Pasture.
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
Жыл бұрын
0:50 OH SIGMAR NOOOOOO, THINK OF THE POOR MACHINE!
@klapsovski8545
Жыл бұрын
An endless hoard of guns in a nice and peaceful highland. *shivers* SWISS
@Arbiterjim
Жыл бұрын
Love your work as always!
@TheAzorg
Жыл бұрын
I love this because Hochland is a kind of brand of cottage cheeses in Poland. I always think of them when encountering Hochland in campaign ;p
@steffanyschwartz7801
Жыл бұрын
0:57 this is the funniest I’ve laughed at a Tarriff video yet
@ungrimwh5058
Жыл бұрын
Tarriff you make me laugh to tears every fucking time 😂😂😂
@DeinosCZ
Жыл бұрын
Well at least this conflict is just a simple issue with mispronounciation of a word with different language. I agree its definitelly still MUCH better than Stirland and that boiled beer. Just funny fact during my all recent Empire campains Hochland is excellent state to do diplomacy with. Becouse its being repeatedly destroyed by Festus and resettled you can every time this happen get guite a lot of money from trade, non-agression and military access deals xD
@82MPN
Жыл бұрын
German hearing "HOBland".... rage
@dawidwojacki5049
Жыл бұрын
I'm dissapointed that Hochland is not known for their cheese production.
@comradestarbucks2726
Жыл бұрын
Hey that’s the place where Festus hangs out!
@Olav_Hansen
Жыл бұрын
When your entire people are defined by guns. It's something.
@grayrook8637
10 ай бұрын
You can't prove to me some 40k Ork did not WAAGGHHH his way to Hochland screaming about Dakka. It just nobody noticed, he is the Elector count representative for them now in fact on the resounding platform of "MORE DAKKA".
@jackjones2454
Жыл бұрын
USA gun owners: “I fear no GUNman, but that thing…” “Hochlanders getting married to guns and having fun families” USA gun owners: “It impresses me” P.S: when the series is over can you make a mega video combing them all?
@dnaseb9214
Жыл бұрын
They always die killed by the fat chaos dude. Even with Mixu, they still die.
@unowno123
Жыл бұрын
"guns make society safe, gentle, polite and friendly" everyone: "that's not what happend in our world lmao"
@suparflyer
Жыл бұрын
Jokes on the hochlanders the thunderers have shields
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