For those watching to this day, the binary simply says "pee"
@hiimemily
3 жыл бұрын
Wonder why he didn't just stop after the first eight digits.
@theworldstallestengineer3806
Жыл бұрын
01110000 01100101 01100101 Yep, thatsPEE
@ABlackGuyTalksAbout
9 жыл бұрын
Graham's Jamaican patois killed me. omg.
@roryokane5907
7 жыл бұрын
A Black Guy Talks About I think this was the first LRR video I ever saw - either this or Installation Anxiety, but this one has stuck in my brain. "AIGHT ME BREDEREN, 'EAR ME NOW..."
@WindyDelcarlo
7 жыл бұрын
I don't know if the more amazing thing is that this company can speak al languages or that Matt's character can speak all the languages too
@disco_falcon1895
Жыл бұрын
Does Matt's character actually speak any of these languages? I prefer to believe he can't. All of the questions are asked first in English or an approximation thereof so, since he already knows the question, he can answer it whether he understands it in the language it is asked in or not. It just makes him a tiny bit more evil.
@loadingreadyrun
15 жыл бұрын
Patois. And no. I learned it from Badman. -Graham
@crankyhead1089
4 жыл бұрын
xD the subtle "i'm gonna take away the bell from you" at the start
@Chauzuvoy
7 жыл бұрын
I always loose it at "It's a sketchy impression of Sean Connery and you brought this on yourself."
@ceohannahbannanah1238
5 жыл бұрын
"and you brought this on yourself" especially haha, its like "you're in deep now"
@sanityisrelative
5 жыл бұрын
That and the synchronized middle finger at the end.
@nothri
3 жыл бұрын
3:26 "That's okay sir...in any case, let me just total up your bill including the $250.00 service charge we have the option of applying per language requested...."
@toughnerd
7 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite loading ready run sketches.
@TravisWeir
4 жыл бұрын
I love the coordinated middle finger, including the very graceful entrance
@Simon-ow6td
4 жыл бұрын
Oh memories! This is the sketch that introduced me to LRR, all these years later it is still one of their absolute top skits in my opinion. :)
@kaleus7145
9 жыл бұрын
Paul came in and yelled K'plaa, meaning victory in Klingon
@GoldenSandslash15
8 жыл бұрын
Kaleus The Epicness Actually, it means "good luck". But it's the closest Klingon equivalent to "hello" that you can get.
@kaleus7145
8 жыл бұрын
GoldenSandslash15 Well yeah, but good luck is synonymous with victory to Klingons
@lazmanariffsulaiman7569
7 жыл бұрын
Can also be roughly translated to humans as 'well met'
@vutava8292
4 жыл бұрын
@@GoldenSandslash15 No, the one and only Klingon greeting is nuq'neH and it means, "what do you want".
@SonofSethoitae
4 жыл бұрын
@@vutava8292 There are a few greetings in Klingon, though that is one of them. For example, they sometimes also say "vjIjatlh" or "speak!" It's true though that "Qapla'" is a parting rather than a greeting.
@paragamer85
Жыл бұрын
Thirteen years later… still comedy gold!
@SoundTest
9 жыл бұрын
Wait! How can Paul speek Swedish Chef if he only speek Klingon and Jamaican Patwa?
@drthmik
8 жыл бұрын
+SoundTest He learned it through the interpretive dance
@@bojanrodic5406 There was a time when Google's search engine offered a Swedish Chef option. Indeed, when this sketch came out, I think it still did.
@TheFattestPanda
7 жыл бұрын
This needs to be made into a series of some sort like ''If Google was a guy''
@agent45267
9 жыл бұрын
01110000 01100101 01100101 = "PEE" Yes, I know binary.
@agent45267
9 жыл бұрын
***** Actually, I spent a while learning binary along with my friend to code messages. First three characters indicate capital/lowercase/puncuation, and the other five are the number that the letter comes in in the alphabet. So A = 00100001.
@ExBruinsFan
9 жыл бұрын
A shame he can't go #2!
@MikeOShay
9 жыл бұрын
agent45267 Ooh, you just taught me something about how unicode is arranged. Binary is more specifically represented by the unicode values of the characters you're returning, but it looks like it's arranged in this way: Printable Characters begin at 00100000, which is a space. Digits (0-9) begin at 0011. Uppercase letters start with 010 Lowercase characters start with 011 All values in-between are punctuation found on a standard keyboard, in what appears to be fairly-random order. Special characters beyond that are 2-byte values always starting with 11 and 10, with characters starting at 11000010 10100000.
@NoMoreDomainNames
8 жыл бұрын
+agent45267 Thanks, I was about to ask about that line at the end!
@willowiscool
6 жыл бұрын
You mean ASCII
@roryokane5907
4 жыл бұрын
Still glorious after all these years. I think this might have been one of the first LRR sketches I saw. Incredible.
@dionepon
4 жыл бұрын
after 11 years, this video still cracks me up.
@Snowy123
5 жыл бұрын
10 years later this is still golden.
@Grizabeebles
Жыл бұрын
Dear God in heaven I wish this stuff was more profitable. These sketches are unbelievably funny.
@senseisleepyhead
3 жыл бұрын
I just found LRR last summer so I'm catching up on a looooot of skits... and this is my absolute favourite so far.
@RobertJW
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome and enjoy!
@dragonbretheren
9 жыл бұрын
One would think that the easier way for this business to operate is for each service member to know the form or forms in their respective languages, and if Graham needed to ask Paul to say something in Klingon, he would simply need to point at it. Thus ends me overthinking yet another LRR sketch.
@arturoreyes2119
9 жыл бұрын
dragonbretheren The real question is why the "We are Omni-Lingual" sign is ONLY in English
@AmaranthOriginal
8 жыл бұрын
+Arturo Reyes It's a trap.
@MsMollieMac
3 жыл бұрын
Miss you Sean Connery, your memory will be carried by sketchy impersonations everywhere
@mathematics117
3 ай бұрын
This is still by far my favourite sketch you guys did, everythign you do is great but this just tickles me pink
@EForrest88
10 жыл бұрын
the synchronised middle fingers always gets me in this. I wonder how many takes it took.
@retteretter
15 жыл бұрын
These guys are the funniest thing on the internet. I was watching the collegehumor stuff and that's all hilarious but doesn't have much re-watch value. Graham is a genius!
@IslesFan1989
15 жыл бұрын
This is up there with the best of them. Loved the Jamaican, Great work, broda, One love rasta!
@Jigokunokijin
13 жыл бұрын
Going through some of your old videos and in the first bit of the video I know exactly how you feel and what you're thinking when he rings that bell. I can't tell you how many times I've had to do that.
@gwamhurt
15 жыл бұрын
Maybe not the best writing in LRR history, but close. Not only that, but it's probably to most creative sketch I've seen out of any sketch comedy group in a LONG time.
@Zhyard
15 жыл бұрын
By the way. I'm a little dissapointed that I didn't get to hear you guys try to speak Swedish. That would have made my day. And goddamn Matt plays a good duchebag.
@Godsmasherbot
12 жыл бұрын
Now favourited, thank you for this LRR, even though you don't check this page any more, it's fun to see you're older work. Diolch yn fawr iawn (welsh).
@imstupid880
10 жыл бұрын
Just hire Matt, then.
@suneenough
7 жыл бұрын
*Comes in holding Voynich manuscript* Can you translate this for me?
@F14thunderhawk
4 жыл бұрын
no, because its not written in any existent language
@_coldcoffee_
4 жыл бұрын
Pat Richards it’s actually an early form of Turkish
@DGatsby
9 жыл бұрын
Still one of my favorites.
@Volnutt
15 жыл бұрын
I can understand that, I do watch it on a regular basis, and do read the credits, it was thanks to Unskippable I was able to learn of your wonderful website. LoadingReadyRun made shed so many tears of laughter that I've grown addictive to your videos and havebeen wathing every single one of them posted on your website. Thank you soo much.
@loadingreadyrun
15 жыл бұрын
(psst. It's LRR)
@MestHoop
11 жыл бұрын
Man, this was the very first LLR sketch I saw, oh the memories :P
@-Burs
Жыл бұрын
The binary guy at the end was EPIC! :)
@DrakeEvancore
7 жыл бұрын
This is one of my absolute favourite skits
@Momo83
Жыл бұрын
I have to say, watching the captions try to make sense of this adds an extra layer of silliness...
@LaggingPhysics
15 жыл бұрын
every time I see this video, I love it more and more!
@Arrowatch
Ай бұрын
Morgan dancing in a middle finger seems incredibly natural for him.
@Ragepyro
15 жыл бұрын
Great success guys. Another Epic Video. INTERPRETIVE DANCE.
@misteryman5
13 жыл бұрын
Sir to say I love loadingreadyrun would be an understatement of giant proportions, but I feel obligated to tell you your dutch has a very strange accent and sounds a bit like the swedish chef from the muppets show. with greetings from Belgium, you guys rock
@gamingwildlife
10 жыл бұрын
Best part 1:40
@Zhyard
15 жыл бұрын
This one is probably in my top 5 of funny LRR videos.
@casey6556
Жыл бұрын
“But you speak English…” “I’m sorry? I don’t-” Quebec’s Bill 96 in a nutshell
@blakeboj
15 жыл бұрын
Simple concept, executed marvelously.
@mikstar890
12 жыл бұрын
Oh dear god... that was the worst dutch ive ever heard, i couldn't even understand it... and i'm dutch. laughed my ass off.
@izzydd5075
4 жыл бұрын
ik ben van de toekomst! en ik kon het ook niet verstaan. rip.
@AspiringDryad
4 жыл бұрын
I can almost see how they got there but it's like an ugly child of german and Swedish (which is our entire language tbf)
@fercanche2279
2 жыл бұрын
Part of that “Spanish” was almost Portuguese.
@ap3000
3 жыл бұрын
I'd forgotten how good this sketch was
@regirex4418
5 жыл бұрын
Damn this was amazing
@wafflewagon347
4 жыл бұрын
*Presents two knives* Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!
@NotJames1
15 жыл бұрын
This was amazing
@zlayer2
15 жыл бұрын
Good work guys, comedy gold, as usual.
@LevitheDreamer
15 жыл бұрын
They deserve so much more attention.
@Giby86
Жыл бұрын
My gosh, 13 years ago.
@zNathaniel
7 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@maatn0
15 жыл бұрын
Awesome...Just...awesome..
@Slaynelonewolf
15 жыл бұрын
Muy bueno un saludo desde España seguid con el buen trabajo. XD 5 stars
@sonicfan966
15 жыл бұрын
The Swedish Chef and Sean Connery Impressions were Great.
@EionBlue
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the most universal form of communication, rude gestures.
@wilcomeijer2
10 жыл бұрын
I think the dutch sounded to much like german greets from the netherlands try saying scheveningen
@xXBeowulfdragonXx
9 жыл бұрын
That didn't just sound like it, it was German!
@KuraIthys
8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Sutherland No, it was messy, but I did catch the transition from Dutch to German... His pronounciation made it less obvious than it should be though. XD
@MiekeCitroen
7 жыл бұрын
That's because the German was actually fluent German, and the Dutch was just a bastardization of something. (says the Dutch-as-first-language person) Still an awesome sketch though
@KuraIthys
6 жыл бұрын
If it's still remotely relevant, It sounded like what resulted when my boyfriend tried to speak dutch by reading it without knowing anything about how it's pronounced. He did a lot better after a brief explanation of what the various sounds are. But then again my boyfriend's native language is Greek, and a lot of the supposedly difficult sounds in dutch are also found in Greek. If I had to guess, Graham translated the relevant sentence somehow (google translate maybe, or some other method) then read it out loud as best he could... Jeremy on the other hand appears to actually speak German.
@G0bus
Жыл бұрын
Post Code in german is actually Postleitzahl ;)
@Paratrooper177
15 жыл бұрын
this was BRILLIANT! great job guys keep it up! now to bug people on the forums.
@loadingreadyrun
15 жыл бұрын
Paul and Graham do, yes.
@darkomen1992
12 жыл бұрын
Paul as a Rasta always makes my day
@SkyeM18
14 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, it's down the hall on your left." Priceless. Epic. XDDD
@grinnyjimmeh
15 жыл бұрын
nice work. very funny as usual.
@BynineB
14 жыл бұрын
I need thish man'sh driversh lishenshe number.
@stuartrockin
14 жыл бұрын
woah, Graham pulls off a wicked Connery!
@flameking1753
4 жыл бұрын
yes, just yes
@waylontmccann
2 жыл бұрын
Jokes that only Canadians truly understand... no matter what language you tell them in.
@augurseer
5 жыл бұрын
fav sketch......but as a person that has worked in customer care for many years. id fucking punch Matt. LOL
@troika1138
15 жыл бұрын
Synchronized flipping the bird for the win!
@SonicSlicer
12 жыл бұрын
the Klingon was funny,but the Swedish Chef at 3:04 is absolutely beepy beepy hilarious
@MiekeCitroen
7 жыл бұрын
Awesome sketch. Reminds me of the scene in "Airplane" where the old white nun translates into ebonics :)
@SmaugUKA
7 жыл бұрын
Mieke Citroen She spoke Jive, not Ebonics. lol
@koffiegast
15 жыл бұрын
Couldn't understand the Dutch at all :/ the others were fine though :D
@KuraIthys
8 жыл бұрын
Tja. Was nauwelijks te begrijpen, meneer Stark, maar dat is verder niet erg. Blijft grappig. Anyway... XD I remember this from the first time... ^__^
@wrapwrapper4406
7 жыл бұрын
"vernuft"
@KuraIthys
6 жыл бұрын
mmh. Pretty much. XD 'vernieuwd'... Eh. Close enough... I guess?
@nitat
6 жыл бұрын
KuraIthys Well can't expect them to speak perfect Dutch, the sketch is still funny as fuck.
@KuraIthys
5 жыл бұрын
Oh, definitely not. I was mostly just surprised at them even attempting it. XD It's not a language I hear much from people that don't qualify as 'native speakers'. I can't think of many examples of people trying to speak it as a second language, so the kind of mistakes people make are all the more amusing for how infrequently you hear it. Having said that the funniest thing I ever heard was on the ICE from Frankfurt to Utrecht, where they were doing announcements in German, English, French and Dutch... But it was clearly a German attempting to speak dutch... The accent was beyond hilarious. - never heard anything remotely like it. XD
@LaggingPhysics
15 жыл бұрын
wow, that video was pure win....
@staley101
2 жыл бұрын
I do miss the older sketches they did.
@loadingreadyrun
2 жыл бұрын
You might like the latest LIVE we did, it’s basically 45mins of sketches. kzitem.info/news/bejne/r6iam5mcpZWjiHo
@MittenpunKt
15 жыл бұрын
epic...
@OZITOMAE
14 жыл бұрын
kablah, hahahaha i love it
@nwajoe
14 жыл бұрын
@TORSTF Yep, this seems to be the LRR gang's take on the sketch where a man attempts to report a burglary to a police force with very specific, and bizarre, hearing impediments.
@Eyerleth
15 жыл бұрын
from loadingreadyrun import * for joke in sketch: print "HA"
@TimesChu
12 жыл бұрын
This is even better than the Python version with the different voice pitches.
@samuelrj2350
15 жыл бұрын
you forgot the 00111111 at the end
@Caiuscicero
13 жыл бұрын
Jamaican is the best! One love, rasta!
@spocrocks01
15 жыл бұрын
Koffiegast is a member of ZBB, I know him from there. I was telling him complaints on the movie should be in the thread were the link was, that way the other linguists there could argue with him about said complaints.
@IamMullet
15 жыл бұрын
down the hall on the left is a wall
@loadingreadyrun
15 жыл бұрын
lol, I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I was just trying to provide you the correct acronym
@tanner243
15 жыл бұрын
this is halarious
@usethefork
15 жыл бұрын
nice nice nice
@gleipnirbinds
15 жыл бұрын
Wasn't a fan of the commodore hustles and have found LRR a little lacking lately (yet still worth keeping up) but this update has instantly renewed any waning confidence. Amazing job.
@sokolov22
Жыл бұрын
13 Year check in. What do you think of LRR now?
@rokkolpo
13 жыл бұрын
need to work abit on your dutch pronunctuation Graham. still awesome *thumbs up*
@JeffWithAnF
14 жыл бұрын
The dude talking in Rasta jamaican language is just too funny.
@spocrocks01
15 жыл бұрын
You, stay on the ZBB.
@richetherapperinductionsol9155
6 жыл бұрын
bISuvtaHvIS bIHeghjaj! To any actual Klingon speakers in the room
@Volnutt
15 жыл бұрын
Although I do not speak for them, I have to say they do indeed do the escapist webisodes, Unskippable...
@sonicfan966
14 жыл бұрын
@carsun95 It wasn't, It was Swedish Chef.
@rutger5000
13 жыл бұрын
Although this was very funy that was not Dutch. I believed all the other languages though. (I know some German and that sounded good, and so did the Sweedish)
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