If only we could all call Google now to get him back. Rest in peace.
@int53185
6 жыл бұрын
Amen. But I think Harlan's an atheist.
@paulgray1699
5 жыл бұрын
@@int53185 It makes no difference.
@Concreteowl
Жыл бұрын
I hope he doesn't rest too much and comes back and gets paid to do more work.
@mr.coolmug3181
9 жыл бұрын
This man is livelier and more fun to be around than most 20 year olds.
@omni-directional-broom1362
5 жыл бұрын
Not anymore
@sudacagamer
5 жыл бұрын
Since when 20 years olds are fun?
@TheSnowballEarth
5 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Appleton Yes, we are. :..(
@mpmedia6735
3 жыл бұрын
It's more like that it's fun being 20 because you are at the peak of your physicality, your wit, and you are being exposed to new things and are experiencing what it's like to be on your own as an adult. Not to mention, being truly cognizant of your own mortality hasn't settled in yet. This is the only time I will appeal to age because the older you are, the more opportunity you've had to learn and reiterate on your worldview (of course this isn't the case for all adults) - so typically, you're not going to find much value out of what a 20 year old has to offer. If you're older than a 20 year old (at least probably 5-10 years, I would say), you're not going to get a lot of amusement simply because of the differences in maturity and experience, you might find one or two, but it hasn't been this in most cases, imo - more so it's fun poking at their ignorance.
@KhanKalas1
4 жыл бұрын
We miss you so much, Harlan.
@Blitnock
6 жыл бұрын
The uncut version of this needs to be seen. More context needed. People who appreciate Harlan will like it guaranteed.
@ejs0006
8 жыл бұрын
"Angelina Jolie's lips are bigger than the Graf Zeppelin and the Hindenburg having illicit aerial sex." - Harlan Ellison, 2013
@chrisbudesa
2 жыл бұрын
Harlan outlasted most of his enemies.
@KarlKrogmann
11 жыл бұрын
Harlan goes over a desk at a dipshit Hollywood executive, drives a dynamite truck through the midnight hills of the Deep South, joins a New York street gang to gather material for a novel... and... and... he's intimidated by Angelina Jolie's lips. God bless Harlan Ellison, and thank god there's only one of him.
@KevinEDolan
8 жыл бұрын
+Karl Krogmann Well, yes! Angelina's lips scare the willies out of me, too! :D
@andrewwilliams9599
5 жыл бұрын
We need an army of Harlans. There was WAY too many shits in the world. Also, he hated contact lenses. So fucking what.
@kar12894
9 жыл бұрын
Harlan ellison is A.M. I am quite sure of he has us all fooled into thinking he is human. He is just oozing through the circuits slowly and will be sentient by 2020 at least.
@yungwiremu8685
5 жыл бұрын
Nope you can sleep easy. He has passed.
@MBOmnis
5 жыл бұрын
From what he says in this video, it's like Google is AM.
@jr.8099
4 жыл бұрын
:/
@z_monty
4 жыл бұрын
Here from 2020, can confirm
@SidNightWalker
4 жыл бұрын
2025
@LenHummelChannel
6 жыл бұрын
Well, Harlan: NOW YOU KNOW. ... I HOPE you found mercy & grace in the transition to THE GREAT BEYOND. there are, of course, mysteries we may never fully understand. rest in peace, weary warrior. Life is about finding grace, kindness, and wisdom.
@JayReviews
6 жыл бұрын
Hoping to see some entertaining news about God being sued for stealing one of his stories. R.I.P. Harlan Ellison.
@jstrewth
6 жыл бұрын
There will truly never be another one like him. I personally think every single person who ever made one of those terrible GoAnimate "rant" videos should read his nonfiction stuff just to see what a rant SHOULD look like. R.I.P..
@humanencountersthelawsofth87
3 жыл бұрын
Have you read his ripping on Wikipedia? Classic Ellison!
@jamesrouse4170
2 жыл бұрын
Miss you old man .
@slothutations
5 жыл бұрын
How very frightening! The thought that perhaps in the not too distant future, corporations can remove all trace of an individual's virtual self. With more being converted and stored online, it may be possible to nearly erase someone's life. Thankfully, people and their work continue to live on through the people they have touched.
@Theevil6ify
10 жыл бұрын
Just discovered that good ol' Harlan Ellison has his own KZitem channel, and thankfully, this first vid that I've seen so far was pretty cool. And I'm glad that someone else FINALLY agrees with me about those moon crater-sized nostrils on Nelson. For some reason, all my friends think I exaggerate. Anyway, good seeing you're still going strong, Mr. Ellison.
@debbiehughesartandillustra8812
2 ай бұрын
Miss you Harlan and was so glad to spend time with you at Confrancisco many years ago.
@louisblackforester
6 жыл бұрын
One of the wittiest Sci-Fi writers ever !
@theGhoulman
9 жыл бұрын
I just read 'Approaching Oblivion'. The short story collection, while in the depths of our deep winter here, this year, of 2015. You will always exist Mr. Ellison. You can't help it. The universe needs you. Sorry pal. :)
@Mashida_Killzzz
6 ай бұрын
❤❤❤ could watch this man talk for hours to come. such an interesting work of art Harlan Ellison is. If only if only *sigh*
@jonmckenzie7678
11 жыл бұрын
I got nothing but nice things about you. I sang along with you to the Glenn Miller recording of Elmer's Tune as you were writing The Hour That Stretches at DV book store. I am, in fact, one of the schmucks you have to thank when the story is printed. Thanks for returning to this dimension of existence.
@jonmckenzie7678
11 жыл бұрын
"... nice things TO SAY...." I meant to write. Fucking thing won't let me edit....
@DrDespicable
11 жыл бұрын
LOVE his delivery of "partially-formed"...
@MisterG2323
6 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit, you will be sorely missed, sir! :(
@baileycrawly
6 жыл бұрын
Man that was slick, slipping in a quick commercial for his site and books😂gotta love him!
@Elric33239
11 жыл бұрын
While listening to this, I'm envisioning Judd Nelson & Angelina Jolie as comic book villains rubbing their hands and chortling with glee that Harlan "ceased to exist" and then spewing their dinners when they discovered that "He's back!" and saying "Curses! Foiled again! I get you for this Ellison! I'll have my revenge if it's the last thing I do!!!" Welcome back, you lovable lunatic! You can even make computer glitches and lack of recognition in The Maldives a global conspiracy worth exploring! I can't wait for the next story that comes out of this experience!
@GrayNeko
11 жыл бұрын
I hope I'm half the intelligent, witty, verbose, utter curmudgeon that Harlan is when I'm his age. ^_^ Love this guy!
@shango02005
11 жыл бұрын
Actually, I am surprised that more people didn't vanish like you did, Harlan. The way KZitem and Google+ have been screwing up lately, you'd think the internet would fall apart!
@AccurateCrabLegs
6 жыл бұрын
Currently watching from the Republic of Maldives...
@willkelly3553
6 жыл бұрын
AccurateCrabLegs no one cares
@ben6089
5 жыл бұрын
Hope you subscribed.
@soxie4173
2 ай бұрын
@@willkelly3553i care
@fredkiesche4411
11 жыл бұрын
He's back. Society is again trembling.
@jstrewth
11 жыл бұрын
Don't ever change, Harlan.
@Memeophobe
7 жыл бұрын
INFO-BAHN....Harlan strikes again...be great to hear from you again Mr Ellison.
@Zagadka42
4 жыл бұрын
The man, not just lived up to, but thoroughly embraced and embodied, his self-ascribed quality of being a demented fruitbat.
@hYBRYDcOBRA
6 жыл бұрын
“I think he’s fuckin’ ‘er.”
@michalinaw7785
Жыл бұрын
This is THE BEST, I saw on internet, ever.
@guyclegg
8 жыл бұрын
It is my goal to read all of your work. You are truly inspiring.
@KevinEDolan
8 жыл бұрын
One of the last of the Golden Age of US science fiction authors. Heinlein, Asimov: gone -- but Ellison is still with us. The mad optimism of those days still lives. For all his zaniness, he is still the coolest dude of all.
@FPianoChan
6 жыл бұрын
Not any more :(
@HAL-vc3of
6 жыл бұрын
Its a real shame.
@MyFanMadeFilms
6 жыл бұрын
You are probably my favorite writer ever since I read "I have no mouth and I must scream". I am very happy that you are still alive to this day. You are an extremely funny and intelligent individual.
@heru-deshet359
8 жыл бұрын
I bought many of his books as a kid and still have them.
@therexbellator
3 жыл бұрын
"A series of tubes" lol Harlan Ellison memeing even back in 2013. I love this dude. Even this rant was pretty ahead of its time for 2013. KZitem has only gotten worse since then with it's algorythm, incessant intrusive ads and terrible handling of copyright/DMCA issues.
@timmc8444
2 жыл бұрын
If Harlan were still alive in 2022 he would have been 'cancelled' a hundred times over...which is Thing to be proud of
@Noises
6 жыл бұрын
rest In peace now Harlan now you really actually don't exist any more. Thank you for an incredible body of work to remember you by.
@blood4ndbile
Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace to this absolute legend
@CPBarnum
11 жыл бұрын
"Get stuffed!" Google and KZitem replied
@LenHummelChannel
7 жыл бұрын
A brilliant mind & writer. ... and a genius as being the curmudgeon. *here's hoping you make an easy transition to the other side of The Outer Limits & The Twilight Zone. ... NO ZOMBIES ALLOWED!!!*
@ArchivusUniversalis
11 жыл бұрын
Welcome back!
@brendandelacruz1542
8 жыл бұрын
God fucking dammit, I love this man!
@thehellpriestxvl7216
7 жыл бұрын
My hero. Long live the lovechild of Jiminy Cricket and Zorro.
@davey6006
10 жыл бұрын
I knew you're a great writer but never saw you on camera.. wow You have a new subscriber.. in NJ, sorry, I'm mot in the Maldives.
@MissPerriwinkle
Жыл бұрын
lordy he was fun !
@JimAllder11
11 жыл бұрын
Mr. Ellison ... LOLLL ... once in a while, you get me. That end bit there was hilarious. I wish you well, hope you're feeling great now that you're back from the dead.
@Bizarronumber4
6 жыл бұрын
RIP Harlan Ellison.
@laurahuynh8333
4 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace
@robinbakerbarr496
11 жыл бұрын
You know, Harlan would make a great replacement for that curmudgeon character on 60 minutes. He'd immediately up the IQ of the presenters 4 fold
@SidNightWalker
4 жыл бұрын
Where the fuck were you during the presidential elections, Ellison? Where are you now?!! So I can vote for you.
@brenbaroque
6 жыл бұрын
RIP Harlan, you will be missed.
@eamonnbrereton1525
4 жыл бұрын
A force of nature
@tijuanagringo
9 жыл бұрын
That was fun. Thank you!
@MaxFleye
Жыл бұрын
I feel the same way about Keira Knightley's teeth.
@Teabonesteak
11 жыл бұрын
Ha! Ha! GAWWWWWD! I was wondering where he went! It gave me heartburn!
@mgrosvald5035
10 жыл бұрын
Hey Harlan! Here's a view from the Maldives!
@DigitalEelRich
10 жыл бұрын
Partially formed plastic immodest people can get stuffed!
@wpdunbar3
10 жыл бұрын
Daleks attempted to alter the past. The Doctor knew the Universe could not be what it is meant to be without Harlan, so he fixed it.
@simonagree4070
Жыл бұрын
I was hoping that this post had something to do with his bypass surgery, which happened in the early '90s. The doctors hook you up to a heart and lung machine, and turn off your corresponding organs while bypassing your coronary arteries with relatively clean transplants. I had this surgery in 2019. My point in bringing this up is that you are dead for a while by some people's measure of life, but not brain dead. I don't remember anything about having my heart shut off, but it would have been interesting to have Harlan's take on the situation -- an imaginary perspective.
@rodneyadderton1077
Жыл бұрын
Miss you Harlan.
@mikewoolie5153
10 ай бұрын
We all love you until the end of time. MW.
@srb9
10 жыл бұрын
Angelina Jolie's lips can threaten me instead of HE. I will gladly take that bullet for HE! I am of course very happy that HE still exists!
@chaplinreid
Жыл бұрын
This is nine years ago and man he is very thoughtful and funny guy. I was laughing out loud You don't get writers like Harlem Ellison who speak their mind about certain things. 🤔🤣📚
@msd5808
3 жыл бұрын
I go and look up the word Aparat and see it's an Iranian Video Streaming Service
@mgrosvald5035
10 жыл бұрын
I'll be in the Maldives for a couple of days later this summer... should I send Harlan a postcard or something?
@zarkoff45
11 жыл бұрын
Angelina Jolie's lips are threatening? Harlan, you're getting weirder with age.
@doktor_ghul
4 жыл бұрын
If Harlan was threatened by Judd Nelson's nostrils, I wonder if he had thoughts about Bruce Campbell's chin.
@br0k3nh3d9
5 жыл бұрын
I love it when he obsesses about Judd Nelson's nostrils lol
@jweinrub
11 жыл бұрын
Great video there!
@RodneyAllanPoe
11 жыл бұрын
So Harlan's a born-again atheist. :D
@greyeyed123
11 жыл бұрын
Why does it say copyright 2014 in the description? Is this video from the future?
@chernobylFarms
7 жыл бұрын
Angelina caught my eye with "Gia," about a merry heroin-hunting dash across the U.S. Why, why did she get that comic surgery - envy from childhood of a little brother's greater favor? During a sojourn in the Realm of Moroni, I picked up a local exclamation of coolness (super, the bonb, rad, it's the shit are other regions' youthful approval sounds), and emphasis on that was "tits AND nipples!" Now she's only nipples. Word is you enjoy literary challenges. One of your peers published "(he) said grumblingly." My mind's like a sieve, and that particular fragment stuck.
@marx007100
10 жыл бұрын
Did Harlan cease to exist in my humble abode (called Little Ellison Wonderland by some)? No freaking way, since there are more Ellison collectables here than anywhere on Earth (ok, Harlan has a few more items I suppose). Harlan knows me and I know him (I'm sure he has lost sleep over the decades I have surely become a needle under his right foot as a certified crazy as a soup sandwich collector) and he will always never cease to be as long as I am around. Nuff said.
@teeniebeenie8774
7 жыл бұрын
ur our angel we luv u bb.
@redneckzen
9 жыл бұрын
Still no word from The Maldives?
@abberss
8 жыл бұрын
So let me see if I understand this...Harlan Ellison ceased to exist for some uncertain period of time (on the internet) because he feels threatened by Angelina Jolie's lips? Holy fucking shit. I need to learn how to do that.
@13lbs47
2 жыл бұрын
Of course youtube tried to get rid of him, XD
@virginiamiller127
8 жыл бұрын
Harlan. effervese on n on !
@andrewmihovich4252
7 жыл бұрын
This is not what I expected to find.
@Pearlflower1
2 жыл бұрын
i don't know , maybe he become AM in a good way !
@bradsmith6464
10 жыл бұрын
Why haven't there been any other examples of this substance in nature... Is it an example of a soul or "ghost" being possible?..
@teeniebeenie8774
7 жыл бұрын
we adore u !!!!
@charleswinokoor6023
5 жыл бұрын
Probably my least favorite Ellison clip, but no one can bat 1,000.
@zp8362
3 жыл бұрын
May you rest in peace. The world suffered a great loss when Harlan Ellison spoke his last word.
@Krulik080
10 жыл бұрын
@ears61
9 жыл бұрын
partially formed
@sclogse1
6 жыл бұрын
Funny, Harlan's nostrils are about the same size as Nelson's.
@clairem9183
11 жыл бұрын
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I love you, Harlan! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I am so glad that your recent period of “non-existence” was only temporary! KZitem are a bunch of schmucks! I will go to www.harlanellisonbooks.com immediately after I leave here! Cheers! Claire.
@starshipe
9 жыл бұрын
Hi Harlan :)
@ultraheaven8968
10 жыл бұрын
AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@LeoAutodidact
10 жыл бұрын
Why has Harlan Ellison has become a Yentor!?! Insight when you have some, and thanks. But there's enough pissing and moaning in the World already. Seriously.
@Joombajuice
9 жыл бұрын
What a fucking god! The greatest mind to ever exist.
@banishclock17
7 жыл бұрын
Talented writer. Incredible imagination and perspective. But not right. In the same path that Bertrand R. Yes, that is why I love your books but not your philosophy, in that case I prefer wittgenstein's.
@ClayBlasdel44
8 жыл бұрын
Love ya Harlan, but Christ, that was boring.
@LfunkeyA
Жыл бұрын
love the books, but guy is insufferable sometimes
@swamiswaprakashananda2117
7 жыл бұрын
Harlan, I'm sorry but your recycling old material. Paul McCartney, Robert Anton Wilson. This is shameless narcissistic unoriginal self pathica.
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