"We should have two episodes because these films are so big" "We should" "We won't"
@kyleanderson2949
3 жыл бұрын
@@Booksaplenty1 thank you for eyeballing the run time
@alistercaddy1208
4 ай бұрын
They didn't
@britishcig5462
2 жыл бұрын
"Bilbo Baggins, thats what really makes this story Rock and Roll!"
@excaliburhead
5 жыл бұрын
Bilbo Baggins is a personal hero of Gregg Turkington
@rachelw821
4 жыл бұрын
😹
@MV12267
3 жыл бұрын
Also is mine. You don't need to know the storyline but I did feel it in my bones.
@natyyyyyyyyy
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for clarifying that.
@samlosco8441
Жыл бұрын
He's a bit of a hobbit freak after all
@eddyhilltown
22 күн бұрын
At the end of the day, Bilbo is what makes the movie rock and roll.
@terryeubanks8797
2 жыл бұрын
This is the episode that finally convinced me to watch Les Mis, and now I'm a huge Les Mis head.
@bottlesalts
2 ай бұрын
Les misrebels if you will
@bigsnacks2350
Жыл бұрын
Never seen this before but the seats are seated facing the camera, but the stage is behind them, just such funny details they put in the show
@jonathanramirezmiguel2012
Жыл бұрын
😂
@AuraSparks
Жыл бұрын
omg you're right
@GahMorninJulia
10 ай бұрын
Well damn you have a good attention to detail. Viewers like you is why those were added.
@hankochai
2 ай бұрын
These Hollywood shows are so incredibly detailed.
@SnowflakeCharles
5 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, four or five. Whatever. Great music.”
@MrJustforthelols
3 жыл бұрын
Smaug is one of the classic characters of literature
@nycchislc
Жыл бұрын
I love how Tim continuously calls it "Hobbit"
@thomasfontaine3002
4 жыл бұрын
Possibly the most influential episode of on cinema.
@mandreadfg
3 жыл бұрын
So many callbacks
@Pixelkip
Жыл бұрын
this is where us HOBBIT heads kneel and pray to George Lucas
@marcusmalone
Жыл бұрын
'Finally!'
@NorthernHistory
8 жыл бұрын
i like the depth review they gave les mis
@JPJones03223
8 жыл бұрын
"Great music"
@mistervanderveer
6 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, four or five, whatever."
@CobraClutch34
3 жыл бұрын
They really should have done Les Mis in it's own episode.
@MV12267
3 жыл бұрын
It's a 4 bagger
@wesspect
4 ай бұрын
@@CobraClutch34they should’ve. they didn’t.
@RC-hv1yx
5 жыл бұрын
It’s funny watching this now and seeing Tim actually trying to feign interest and talk about movies.
@RC-hv1yx
3 жыл бұрын
@Smunstu Stinkymonster Because in the more recent episodes he doesn't even pretend to care about the films they talk about.
@gioiacobucci
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, retroactively you can tell movies were just one of the phases he indulged in for like a year in his never-ending quest to find himself.
@dallasdandigitalproduction393
6 жыл бұрын
"TIny short small hobbits vs. the tall humans"- Careful Tim, you almost ran out of adjectives there.
@0mnicide
5 жыл бұрын
Big tall large humans
@neetones
4 жыл бұрын
It kinda makes him go...
@santoscontreras3618
6 жыл бұрын
im sort of a hobbit freak
@Bhazor
5 жыл бұрын
Someone who reads the Alfie webcomic.
@ipredster7
6 жыл бұрын
They really killed it with that Les Mis review. Riveting stuff
@matsysmellsbetterthanyou
9 жыл бұрын
2:11-2:22 Tim almost can't take it. That straight-face struggle.
@turkeysub24
8 жыл бұрын
Lol they were saying that these movies should be covered in two videos, and this video was shorter than average.
@nilsberg5942
2 жыл бұрын
Love how Gregg can barely make eye contact with Tim but makes too much eye contact with the camera.
@robinsonner5461
3 жыл бұрын
'4 or 5, whatever' Gregg has such an avant garde idea of review scores. Shows how much he keeps up with the times. He will be proved right on VHS too once people realise how garbage dvd and blu rays are and how they cause Corona.
@AcheroniD
2 жыл бұрын
Tim really knows his stuff: "Works of film can be comprised of but 5 broad categories: Action, drama, comedy, suspense, and...of course dance. If it were possible to create a film containing these five, yes, that movie-film could truly be said to have it all." -- Steve N. Speilburg (1743, Filmster)
@wakegary
Жыл бұрын
Only am man who made an E.T. could weave words together like that. A true wizard!
@GWHEATCUBS16
9 жыл бұрын
"Bilbo and the Gang"
@gr18vidz
9 жыл бұрын
"If Michael Jackson is the king of pop, Peter Jackson is the king of movies"
@chadum96
6 жыл бұрын
Aye. Love your videos
@qchamber11
5 жыл бұрын
Rationale as smooth as ice per usual
@Longshot_NYC
4 жыл бұрын
Tim's look to the director after his comment is priceless. Tim knows how to be funny and knows you know that he knows but it's still funny.
@NathanRiveraMelo
8 жыл бұрын
Kinda makes you go 2:40
@andrewmalenda199
8 жыл бұрын
Best thing ever.
@MisterAntimony
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much
@MagicDragonesk
5 жыл бұрын
I'm too high for this
@krileym
3 жыл бұрын
Tim thought he was gonna get him with that, but Gregg stone faced it
@comazzi2012
10 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this show. Its so abrasive and informal. Gregg is sooo funny!
@BloodoperaBlackvomit
9 жыл бұрын
2 of the biggest films that year. The shortest episode ever :).
@tinman3747
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao tim breaks like 5 times in this one. You can hear him laugh when Gregg is on screen
@dr.stevebrule4511
4 жыл бұрын
As a drocter, I took the liberty of assessing what exactly makes a Tranghead and a Gorghead, check itout: Phase 1: 10-20 episodes in; You are curious because you know Tim Heidecker is funny, but you’ve never seen him outside of Tim & Eric before. You also have no idea who this unsightly Gregg character is. You start to pick and choose throughout the seasons of episodes where they review some of your favorite films that you know. You skip the ones you don’t know because why would anyone want to watch a review of something they don’t care about. Phase 2: 20-40 episodes in; You’ve settled into the format and start to become comfortable with Gregg. The episodes so far have been funny, but not laugh out loud shit your pants funny. You continue watching because now you’ve realized it’s a quick and enjoyable way to kill 5-10 minutes. Plus you love movies. Phase 3: 40-60 episodes in; Alright, now the show is starting to get funnier and funnier by the minute. You have seen enough now to start to pick up on all the subtle recurring jokes that weren’t funny back in Phase One. You aren’t a total Gregghead or Timhead yet, but you’re getting there. You’ve started to realize that every single idea Tim has is destined to get someone hurt or killed. You might be ready to watch the full highlights of “The Trial”, but if not definitely will be in the next phase. Phase 4: 60-80 episodes in; You suddenly burst in a fit of giggles at the slightest things these people say. From “Hey Guys” to Tim’s name mispronunciations, this show is becoming the best thing to ever happen to you. You are now mentally dedicated to finishing the entire 110 episode series and then some. You might have even gone back and rewatched a few just to fill yourself in on the storyline. Chances are, you’ve randomly selected an episode where Tim is maimed or beaten beyond words and you want to go back and see the slow progression of what got him there. Also, by this phase, you HATE Dr. San. Phase 5: 80-100 episodes in; You have subconsciously begun rating almost everything you see in life on the “5 Bags of Popcorn” scale, even things that don’t have to do with cinema. For myself in this phase, I began rating cars and houses I’d see as “5 Bags of Popcorn” if I really liked them. It just happened automatically. You may be reading this in Phase One and think “that will never happen to me”, but don’t kid yourself, accept it. Depression of the realization that you will soon be out of fresh, never before seen episodes starts to haunt you. You try to stop as to leave some for the future, but you eagerly devour them daily until the final phase sets in. Final Phase: All 110 episodes viewed; Prayers for a full 12th season begin to run through your mind. Memories of all the times Tim yelled or Gregg did a popcorn classic spring into your mind throughout the day to give you a hearty chuckle. The 1,000+ inside jokes are now easy to spot. You are a total Gregghead or Timhead and you feel absolutely included in the On Cinema At The Cinema family. You can’t think of the films Star Trek IV or Oh God! without splitting a side. You develop your own personal “favorite running gag” to comment on or discuss with others in the “family”. Mine being how every episode spans from 5-15 minutes long yet they are ALWAYS concerned about “if they have enough time left” for Gregg’s segments when there is clearly no time limit at all. Welcome to the family! FORYOURHEALGTH!
@refoliation
Жыл бұрын
I read that and liked it. But with your John C avi I realized that it’s kind of special that OCATC has not had basically ANY celebrity guest spots, even though I bet Tim could get quite a few of them if he wanted. Obviously you have Joe and people like Peyton Reed, but honestly I’m glad that we don’t also have a John C Reilly or Jack Black side character or whatever. It would harm the verisimilitude and make this show that much less special. Mwah.
@refoliation
Жыл бұрын
And of course I should add that John C Reilly and Jack Black are definitely funny performers that would do a good job, but it’s just not On Cinema if you’re recognizing funny people playing characters.
@jimreily7538
10 ай бұрын
Dr San was a beautiful man. A healer. A shaman. He had no time for the typical medical establishment whose only goal is to make a profit. They WANT to make and keep you sick. Dr San, with his tinctures and especially his knowledge of psychotropic vaping, saved many lives, despite what the DA and others have said. He was a wonderful person and I'll hear nothing bad said about him.
@realjamesdean105
8 жыл бұрын
"You've got Morgan Freeman..."
@jdozer96
6 жыл бұрын
Tim trying to read gets me every time XD
@Pixelkip
Жыл бұрын
I love how excited Tim is about the CGI elements in The Hobbit and Gregg just craps on it ‘not worried about the details, that’s the way you should enjoy it too.’ 😂
@dallasdandigitalproduction393
6 жыл бұрын
"Les misry-balls"-lol
@4478nick
8 жыл бұрын
I'd love to know which film was talked about in the intro. Action, drama, comedy, suspense AND dance!? Wow, hell of a movie.
@yordlop
8 жыл бұрын
Sounds to me like Hobbit: an Unexpected Journey
@kinghani
7 жыл бұрын
Tairy Greene: Little Dancing Man
@DeadCamper
7 жыл бұрын
Most likely The Terminator.
@emilieengler8326
6 жыл бұрын
a One Piece movie maybe ?
@CapybaraMMA
6 жыл бұрын
Footloose
@Daddjokes90
5 жыл бұрын
3:31 when you walk outside and its cold
@letsbemorenormal
4 жыл бұрын
loving this
@Fiskgjusen
10 жыл бұрын
I just love making myself a big tub of butter popcorn and watching tim heidecker on the big screen video machine in the privacy of my own home
@samuelrs5138
4 жыл бұрын
It's better to watch him in theater
@winstonmarlowe5254
Жыл бұрын
I like to watch Tim in the privacy of other people's homes.
@BassHeadsProduction
8 жыл бұрын
what hole have you been living in; a hobbit hole?
@grantbitman1448
8 жыл бұрын
+BassHeadsProduction I love Greg's delivery of that joke. It had me literally smiling.
@tranquilrabies
5 жыл бұрын
That was a really judgmental, uncalled-for comment from Gregg. Not all of us have read The Hobbit or seen any of the movies, especially those of us in the illiterate shut-in community.
@urzadek27
11 жыл бұрын
the big star bilbo baggins, the hobbit himself
@VardaTruffle
10 жыл бұрын
Hobbit: The Unexpected Journey is great, you've got Morgan Freeman, Egan McKellan, Mitch Richard Armigshit...Armitage. Finally!
@0mnicide
5 жыл бұрын
When you got movies like Morgan Freeman in them..
@jedijones
4 жыл бұрын
I will see ANY movie that Ethan Stewart is in.
@blinkingred
7 жыл бұрын
why has this series not blown up
@MrGOW3fan
7 жыл бұрын
I'm happy with the reach it gives, mainstream followers tend to water down production IMO (ik this is pretty much the mainstream of alternative, but there's a reason for that lol)
@bigsnacks2350
Жыл бұрын
2:25 Tim makes a really good point here, made me go "hmm"
@BlimeyGames
11 жыл бұрын
I love how their opinions are painfully generic.
@jgpenniesworth442
4 жыл бұрын
It sort of makes you go...
@isaacberger6721
4 жыл бұрын
Part of the reason is because they haven't seen any of the movies besides maybe those in the first episode. They film entire seasons over the course of one or a few days, so most of the movies aren't out. So they literally couldn't give an informed opinion even if they wanted to
@shanewilliams9991
4 жыл бұрын
I like to think of them as two men reviewing movies; one who has no discernible interest and the other with no discernible taste.
@AlyoshaKutlin
4 жыл бұрын
@@isaacberger6721 That makes this even better. Somehow they had me convinced that Gregg and Tim had seen them, just weren't very insightful.
@jimreily7538
4 жыл бұрын
Shows what you know. Gregg is a recognised film expert, How dare you call his onions GENERIC. having said that, who knows.
@Connax94
11 жыл бұрын
The picture for the Hobbit Hug was brilliant.
@jedijones
4 жыл бұрын
It takes talent to put that together on a live webisode.
@SvarteVinter
11 жыл бұрын
You know the story. If you haven't read the Hobbit, what kind of a hole are you living in, a hobbit-hole?
@nathanfonseca4625
10 жыл бұрын
I give the hobbit 5 bags of popcorn and a hobbit hug lol
@KJam206
10 жыл бұрын
Lolol I died at 2:39. Tim can barely keep from laughing
@whosniffedme
7 жыл бұрын
The fucking Hobbit hug
@YouKnowMySteezz.
2 жыл бұрын
Action, comedy, suspense and dance all I look for in a movie
@unadulterated
3 жыл бұрын
idk why the way he goes "hah man, this movie had it all," at the start is so incredibly funny to me
@jvbsucks
7 жыл бұрын
"Bilbo and the gang"
@sparkiegizmo14
6 жыл бұрын
" It's a delight for all ages, I can't stope laughing. I love this movie. " * No zoom in* * No commentary from Tim*
@isaacberger6721
4 жыл бұрын
"Stope"
@SirensOfSEWI
11 жыл бұрын
I love how Tim always stumbles on his words
@Charlie-eh2wj
5 ай бұрын
The phrase "im a hobbit freak" is going to have me laughing for days
@ChadLennexRules
10 жыл бұрын
2:37-2:42
@queermm
9 жыл бұрын
Ooooooh god yes!
@vesky82
8 жыл бұрын
can anyone think of a single movie that has "action, drama, comedy, suspense, and dance" because i want to watch the shit out of that movie
@youtubecensors5419
5 жыл бұрын
"South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"
@Arkain89
4 жыл бұрын
@@youtubecensors5419 it's even better than that, it's got romance and selflessness too. just like tim
@jedijones
4 жыл бұрын
Little Shop of Horrors, the remake.
@number1authority
3 жыл бұрын
Tommy Boy and The Godfather Part I
@MV12267
2 жыл бұрын
Footloose.
@perfect_tempo8853
8 жыл бұрын
That intro is just excellent.
@37Kilo2
7 ай бұрын
As a Hobbit head, i give this episode 6 tubs of popcorn covered in crab salt and 1 dimebag of pipe-weed.
@ChaseFlaws
Күн бұрын
"Smaug is one of the classic characters of literature."
@jimmymcgill2961
4 жыл бұрын
Surprised at Tim pronouncing Smaug properly! Well done! He has my vote.
@kevinwright6159
2 жыл бұрын
I love that they never give anything lower than four bags of popcorn
@Dan-ib4yc
10 ай бұрын
I bet Greg was in hobbit heaven when he heard about the new Rings of Power movie. A lot of people said it looked cheap, the characters were horrible and the story didn't make any sense, but I think if you ask the hard-core fans of the hobbit genre they'll agree that bits of it were almost as good as the hobbit films, and some of the action was actually better than the celebrated sequence in the first film when all the hobbits are in the barrels going down the river.
@williammerriman439
8 жыл бұрын
Tim almost loses it at 1:43
@samuelrs5138
4 жыл бұрын
This is the fourth time I've heard Tim's guest refer to himself as a 'freak'
@SavingABabyKitten
8 жыл бұрын
Tim should have gave Gregg more on that Hobbit hole line. Home run Turkington!
@shreknet
11 жыл бұрын
VHS is the best format for home video entertainment. These men are connoisseurs.
@rachelw821
4 жыл бұрын
It’s like you’re there in middle earth with bilbo and the gang 😹😹😹
@CharlieGreene24242
6 ай бұрын
I love the way that in the intro tim always says "we'll tell you which movies to see and which ones to skip" and then seemingly NEVER says to skip anything lol
@turboshaft77
11 жыл бұрын
There's more going on here than may be plainly obvious to some people. I'm 8 episodes in and I can see where this may be heading. It's quite dark and subtle in development. Enjoying it so far.
@tapetalflipper0
2 жыл бұрын
you called it
@panchoverde5078
4 жыл бұрын
And of course the big star, Bilbo Baggins the hobbit himself
@pigwarts
3 жыл бұрын
The smaug joke is 10/10
@ClipFactory069
4 жыл бұрын
The 5 genres of movies: Action, Drama, Comedy, Suspense, and Dance
@someonelse2
Жыл бұрын
Every joke these characters make have instant setup and payoff, they never let it land and that's the funniest fucking thing
@weetbutt
8 жыл бұрын
RIP Gregg
@johnoconnell8393
5 жыл бұрын
4:08 A big hobbit hug!
@slovro4842
13 күн бұрын
Shocked greg complimented the music of les mis
@noisychamps
3 ай бұрын
This episode is worth it alone for the Popcorn Classic section where Gregg does a deep dive into the George Burns film, "18 Again." His insightful review highlights his unrivalled position as a true film buff and scholar. Move over Roger Ebert!
@TheItalianoAssassino
Жыл бұрын
"Music was great" Thx Greg love u
@dreamsofanother
2 жыл бұрын
Gregg “The Hobbit Freak” Turkington
@trista7997
4 жыл бұрын
action, drama, comedy, suspense, and dance are also my five criteria for a 5 bag movie
@KingDetraktos
11 ай бұрын
I absolutely loved Janet: Unexpected Journey and I’ve never heard anyone else ever even mention it until now
@jedijones
4 жыл бұрын
Bilbo Baggins finally fully realized in 3D is something special but Morgan Freeman as Friar Tuck stole the show in my book.
@SuperNintendawg
2 жыл бұрын
"my one word review: finally!"
@milesrout
9 жыл бұрын
Funniest parody I've ever seen.
@THEcucufate
11 ай бұрын
Im dead! @ "Ok this next movie is called "Lay Miz Ra Bells" "
@KingDetraktos
11 ай бұрын
A lot of people may hear Tim “fucking up literally every name of every cast member and every movie he presents” But I hear a man who is just deeply emotional about film
@anom3778
4 жыл бұрын
It would be so funny if Tim didn't invite Greg to this episode.
@anom3778
3 жыл бұрын
Because he loves hobbit so much.
@marcusmalone
Жыл бұрын
Just watched the 10th Oscars special and had to come back to where it all began.
@Knobblytyressoggysocks
Жыл бұрын
I’m doing the same 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤
@DDechoes87
3 жыл бұрын
personal hero of mine
@xtraspecialmango
3 жыл бұрын
Finally!!
@sbeckett91
6 жыл бұрын
3:30 arghhsssssskkkk
@mattbaker7305
4 жыл бұрын
"Great Music" - Gregg Turkington Something we would never hear from him in any future episodes. I support his crusade to keep On Cinema ABOUT the movies.
@codyross5364
2 жыл бұрын
As an expertise head I would like for this episode to have had more meat to it. But I’m still glad Gregg was able to pump up the hobbit to get those Oscars!
@10mesp2
3 жыл бұрын
Hobbit is my favorite Rock and Roll movie
@oneeyehippy
11 жыл бұрын
is that Neil Hamburger?
@youtubecensors5419
3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@newthrash1221
2 жыл бұрын
shout out to all my hobbit heads and ring freaks out there!
@lau_dhondt
7 жыл бұрын
If you haven’t heard of the hobbit, it’s very unlikely that you’d be living in a hobbithole, Gregg! Djeez..
@MarkyMarkTeamAmerica
10 жыл бұрын
Haha all Hobbit, no Mis
@theplace2b656
8 жыл бұрын
"it's called hobbit"
@TolkienStudy
11 жыл бұрын
I screen captured that face. One of the funniest things cause really the FX was the Hobbits just on their knees
@ryanellis6720
9 жыл бұрын
A hobbit hole?
@jedijones
4 жыл бұрын
Bilbo was made in a Hobbit hole.
@philipfrank6444
11 жыл бұрын
I knew Gregg was a Bond freak and an Oz freak, and now found out he is a Hobbit freak too. Good review on Les Mis.
@dogismyjudge
8 жыл бұрын
how do they do all that special effects in other words
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