"Feels good. Don't care. Be big. Be long. Chase thing. Such is life." They're adorable.
@CallMeAKEdits
Жыл бұрын
1k likes zero comments? Let me fix that
@Sncw.7843
Жыл бұрын
@@CallMeAKEditslol
@Isabella68459
Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@paulgavian90
Жыл бұрын
me having a doberman led me to want one of these. That long snout Soo cute
@thegreygoblin5165
10 ай бұрын
They are simple but kind
@DXGHunter
Жыл бұрын
The fact these guys were originally bred to HUNT WOLVES just makes it better.
@Jaqxy
Жыл бұрын
I always remember the story of a borzoi easily killing a pitbull that tried to attack the borzois owner.
@HippoEnjoyer
Жыл бұрын
@@Jaqxy the borzoi truly are a hidden beast. The somewhat superficially remind me of Ludwig from Bloodborne
@tyrthesemiwise304
Жыл бұрын
@Dylan Maher I kind of thought they were a partial inspiration for all the street dogs in Bloodborne
@augustobordinibrito6710
Жыл бұрын
@@tyrthesemiwise304 lmao 😂😂😂 that actually makes sense ☠️💀☠️
@darkodev6961
Жыл бұрын
Someone say something about bloodborne 😂
@pedrov.8087
11 ай бұрын
"Majestically Brainless"💀💀 Why is she roasting him like that
@Burago2k
8 ай бұрын
cause she's the one dealing with him
@themaskoz
8 ай бұрын
Simple - its Russian breed
@rb2k196
8 ай бұрын
Because they really don't 😂 There's not much going on except a whole lot of air in that dome 😂😂
@deker0954
8 ай бұрын
Women like there men smart is why.
@VespaMandarinia-nv1xc
7 ай бұрын
@@themaskozхрюкни
@NoahPurdyFR
Жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of Apollo half-heartedly complaining while being washed
@teutonicsniper2502
8 ай бұрын
I thought you typed "wasted" and watched the video again to see which part I missed 😂
@pjkhunold
7 ай бұрын
This breed can't bark. The howling is the only sound to produce
@arnaudmenard5114
4 ай бұрын
Apollo got a dumb unicorn costume one Halloween, it was magical. and all the durppier because the costume was sized for a regular dog.
@mechcommander7876
Ай бұрын
@@pjkhunoldthat isn’t true. Sometimes they hoark like the demon inside them is struggling to escape. Other times they howl with all the screams of the damned
@tjenadonn6158
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the glorious noodle horse. The majestic hose goat. The elusive snoot galoot.
@pinkyhc4130
Жыл бұрын
Snoot galoot hahahaha 😂❤
@XavierAway
Жыл бұрын
Aka Concorde 😅
@evilpompom
Жыл бұрын
Omg 🤣
@Readyforbedtime
Жыл бұрын
I like seeing how many other ppl who know of the hose goat. With mantis sticks.
@ckp09er
Жыл бұрын
@@Readyforbedtime The snoot galoots of hose goat mansion
@sima4162
Жыл бұрын
One time I was at a garage sale and the owner had one of these guys leashed up to a tree. He was chilling in the shade for a while and enjoying the occasional pets. Then at one point, we heard him crying so everyone stopped to see what happened. He had walked around the tree enough times that he got himself stuck and couldn't figure out how to unwrap himself.
@knie1172
Жыл бұрын
Bruh..... lol
@abbypalos6633
Жыл бұрын
That's not uncommon for all dogs.
@jesselindsey9760
Жыл бұрын
That sounds like my dog. The very first time we put him on a leach outside, he got stuck walking around a lawn table until he got tangled up. He didn't make a sound, he just looked at me like "why would you let this happen?"
@mircat28
Жыл бұрын
Most dogs can’t so what’s the big deal? I’ve untangled plenty of dogs and not one was a bo🎉rzoi.
@mircat28
Жыл бұрын
@@jesselindsey9760well why would you all dogs tangle.
@Murraysmom2318
10 ай бұрын
I met one and was told he was an emotional therapy animal for veterans with PTSD. Apparently, they do that job wonderfully. The loving nature is a big hit
@samanthacallaway2276
6 ай бұрын
Yup! Sighthounds are very sweet dogs, low-energy, affectionate, and calm.
@ska042
6 ай бұрын
@@samanthacallaway2276 Well, low energy until they see a squirrel or rabbit, then all bets are off
@Issa.nicholas
Жыл бұрын
They are so fast they outpaced their braincells 😂
@-FreeMiner-
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@LostElephantInc
Жыл бұрын
"majestically brainless" my new favorite description
@brendabruinekool709
Жыл бұрын
Seriously !!! Very intelligent and it’s the owner that’s brainless !!! This is a disgusting video 🤬🤬
@adrianjamesdelfin7414
Жыл бұрын
Never let them do it for you, if you know what I mean.
@kosherjew4223
8 ай бұрын
I love that line!
@intraterrestrial5035
6 ай бұрын
brainlessly majestic 🤔
@ultraprincesskenny6790
Жыл бұрын
They're not actually dumb, it's just that the intelligence tests don't account for stubbornness
@quixoticornithologist
11 ай бұрын
so i agree with you about the intelligence tests HOWEVER have you ever actually met a borzoi because. they like really dont have anything going on up there
@ultraprincesskenny6790
11 ай бұрын
@rhythmicswampert9578 Yes. They have zoom and spin on their mind
@BankruptMonkey
11 ай бұрын
Some animals hide their intellect most of the time, like pigeons can solve all the complex puzzles crows can but usually choose to act dumb. Borzois don't know what dumb means, that's too big a word for them.
@notyourjakey
10 ай бұрын
@@ultraprincesskenny6790they're in Spain without the a
@lpanayi6954
10 ай бұрын
Yeah. My Cockapoo is similar. He's not daft, he just knows what he wants.
@IntoxicatedSpoon
6 ай бұрын
L- let me.. Do it for you
@anexternalorganfloatingpix7041
5 ай бұрын
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@IntoxicatedSpoon
5 ай бұрын
@@anexternalorganfloatingpix7041 bet you weren’t expecting it from a drunk cutlery 💔
@DaKoolEgg
5 ай бұрын
*MAN I REMEMBER WHEN THIS MEME WAS FUNNY.* it’s not anymore😞
@WilldLillyFox
3 ай бұрын
😭
@MakriaMicronation
3 ай бұрын
KerMiE
@TheUltimate63
11 ай бұрын
The fact that Borzoi are ✨️Aesthetically Dumb✨️is hilariously surreal because they look like they would actually be intelligent; but no, they put all their stat point to Speed
@pecker1217
7 ай бұрын
They're intelligent, just stubborn.
@samanthacallaway2276
6 ай бұрын
They are pretty intelligent just super independent, think of Sighthounds as cats. They sleep all day, have zombies for about a hour, and ignore you when you call their name even though you they know it.
@lifeisabitch_
6 ай бұрын
But they are intelligent
@roland_the_cursor
2 ай бұрын
@@samanthacallaway2276... Zombies? Do you mean Zoomies? XD
@c.underhill7641
Жыл бұрын
He's absolutely gigantic and sweet. He's leaning towards you the whole time.
@RoonMian
Жыл бұрын
He's probably trying to sneak in a dreaded ambush lick to the face. That's what my Irish Wolfhounds used to do. When you sit on the couch your face is at perfect licking height. Large dogs -> gallons of spit.
@lisasip3697
Жыл бұрын
@@RoonMian 😂😂😂 truth!
@c.underhill7641
Жыл бұрын
I would accept the ambush. Honestly, I've only seen one of these guys irl, and he was sweet as pie. No licks but leans on and allowed to pet.
@melhawk6284
Жыл бұрын
@RoonMian ever notice that its the big dogs that are the WORST for being the "smooch sniper" and being able to lick your brain through a nostril when you leas expect it?!
@almostclintnewton8478
Жыл бұрын
Borzois are lovely and tall however we also need to take into account the fact that she's around 4"10. Tall dog, tiny lady
@piratekit3941
Жыл бұрын
There is an intelligence test for dogs where you throw a blanket over them and see how long it takes to get it off.... our borzoi actually couldn't get it off. She'd either take a nap or just go about her day walking into things with a blanket over her head.
@elisejackson2854
Жыл бұрын
So cute
@yaritzamiranda921
Жыл бұрын
Honestly she's a mood
@SitaraAleu
Жыл бұрын
I’ve known dogs like this. Not necessarily stupid, just…dumb. Delightfully and harmlessly dumb 😂
@nanag-attee562
Жыл бұрын
This comment made me laugh out loud.
@rebeccavaiphei21
Жыл бұрын
Smart or dumb-we love them all,don't we???💕💞💖💗❤️
@EggieAnimates
5 ай бұрын
"Despite their ability to run, they prefer being couch potatoes." I think I know what pet I'm getting..
@obilic93
6 ай бұрын
All i hear and see is... "let me do it for you! "
@sammy.bunny.
Жыл бұрын
“No thoughts, just vibes” breed
@AntoDesormeaux
Жыл бұрын
run first, think never
@ginge641
Жыл бұрын
Tbf that's all dogs.
@michaelqiu9722
Жыл бұрын
So fuck vibes.
@ZeranZeran
Жыл бұрын
I wish I could live like that
@Sncw.7843
Жыл бұрын
borkzoi
@zach.hanford
Жыл бұрын
I had a Borzoi and she was the sweetest girl ever. Never ending kisses with her giant anteater snoot. I miss her so much sometimes. She had absolutely zero idea of how big she was and would climb in my lap while I was sitting in a standard wooden rocking chair.
@KRG30001
Жыл бұрын
So sweet. How bad are their energy requirements?
@ozym4872
Жыл бұрын
@@KRG30001 not bad at all, ours sleeps most of the day lol
@zach.hanford
Жыл бұрын
@@KRG30001 Ours was pretty lazy, but I don't know how she was when she was young. She had her previous owner give her up to a shelter after having her for eleven years. In the time we had her, she hated hiking and adventuring, but usually wouldn't complain about a walk around the neighborhood. Mostly she wanted to bask in the sun though.
@_Twisty
11 ай бұрын
@@zach.hanfordWhat kind of person would abandon a dog after 11 YEARS they’re so heartless
@Simon-jr9km
10 ай бұрын
@@_Twistyowner might die, be in an accident that don't allow them to exercise the dog and so on and so on? How do you know someone didn't make the hardest decision of their life by bringing in the dog? Ignorant
@OneOneOne111
Жыл бұрын
"bro, why the long face?"
@user-vt3cf4lm2f
3 ай бұрын
Everyone asks why the long face, but nobody asks how's the long face?🥺🥺
@Kingbimmy
9 ай бұрын
“Majestically brainless” is the best description of me and it’s gonna be the title of my autobiography
@diogoazevedo8810
Жыл бұрын
They're not dumb, they just don't care for learning or following orders, they're royalty so they give the orders.
@quixoticornithologist
11 ай бұрын
yes thats true but like have you seen them. theyre really not smart
@NumHeut
11 ай бұрын
Exactly and that's why I gave this video a thumbs down. 🤨 As a Sighthound owner I'm really annoyed by those stupid prejudices. Sighthounds are NOT dumb. They hust lack ANY will to please and they are stubborn af. That's why I love them so much. To me fogs who never discuss things with the owner but just do what they are told to do are dumb and boring to interact with.
@-TheHollow
10 ай бұрын
Sooooo..... a cat in a dog body ?
@NumHeut
10 ай бұрын
@@-TheHollow actually they aren't as cats eather...they are really affectionate and bonded with their humans. They just have very gentle souls and are used to think for themselves. They WILL ask you for help a lot...but whrn you tell them something it's just a suggestion to them. They WILL consider it...and oftentimes they will do what you asked for...unless it's a stupid request (like jumping some rings) or it just doesn't fit with THEIR plans. 😂
@user-kx4gh1ev9h
10 ай бұрын
@@NumHeut so ur saying cats arent affectionate? man im sick of these stupid cat stereotypes. cats are also as loving and affectionate as a dog. they just have subtle ways of showing it but that doesnt mean dogs love there owners more then cats do. both of them love there owners equally but dogs just show it overtly while cats show it in subtle behaviours.
@Odin029
Жыл бұрын
They aren't dumb... they have deep thoughts and can't spare the brain cells on the nonsense that's important to us humans.
@wordreet
Жыл бұрын
I like that! 😂
@apples_and_oranges
Жыл бұрын
If a dog doesn’t jump through the hoops like a poodle it doesn’t mean the dog is dumb. It is dignified.
@kerrymcmullen
Жыл бұрын
Thank you. Dogs can’t ALL be Standard Poodles! I used to care for 10 ‘Zois 5 days a week while their parents were at work at a hospital in the health care industry. They were beautiful, loving, obedient dogs who craved my attention. They even accepted my 2 Greyhounds into their 5 acre fenced yard to run. I’ll take a kind, loving dog any day and I don’t care about their placement on the Intelligence Quotient scale.❤️🐾😉🤗🫣
@BaldKiwi117
Жыл бұрын
@@apples_and_oranges stop giving dogs human traits
@apples_and_oranges
Жыл бұрын
@@BaldKiwi117 why me? Say it to every person on this channel 😅
@sya_7489
4 ай бұрын
Blud's nose was designed to go mach 2 💀
@Sagan-qc4tu
8 ай бұрын
He is very… aerodynamic
@SE0ULsearching
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ColorJunks
Жыл бұрын
🎶LET ME DO IT FOR YOUUU🎶
@YogurtTheFox
Жыл бұрын
For me
@servantofGod-20
Жыл бұрын
Only do it for youuu~
@Flufflemonster
Жыл бұрын
Didn't I do it for you?
@ScottTrogam
Жыл бұрын
For kermeeeeee
@kassiejohnson1155
Жыл бұрын
Came to the comments looking for exactly this
@janebudde6220
Жыл бұрын
My neighbors had 3 and they were incredible dogs. So sweet and mellow inside. On several occasions we had to assist in corralling one who jumped the back fence. My favorite part was that they would come to our shared fence and stick their noodle noses through the knots in the wood to say hello
@Elizabeth-tm7xr
Жыл бұрын
I also had neighbors growing up with at least two at a time. Now they are down to one at a time. They are sweet, and love running (large yard). Unsure about the intelligence part. But great dogs for kids IMO.
@conaldeugenepeterson2147
Жыл бұрын
Did they say: “Letmedoitforyou”?
@CS-zn6pp
Жыл бұрын
My neighbor had one too. It was born to chase which lead to constant trips to the vet.. Once, it chased a seagull off a pier and tried to catch it in flight which resulted in a 15' fall to the sand below and a couple of broken legs...
@LiliAquinas
Жыл бұрын
@@CS-zn6pp oh no! Poor pup!😢
@KateCarew
11 ай бұрын
I love all sighthounds. It’s all we ever had, a rotating supply of afghans, borzois, greys, Salukis a pharaoh hound and the occasional Scottish deerhound and Irish wolfhound. They’re so sweet, and none of ours ever took umbrage with our cats, BUT our cats also knew not to run around our dogs. They just walked slowly and didn’t trigger the prey drive. Rabbits weren’t so lucky 😬
@franklinreed7614
8 ай бұрын
I affectionately reffer to every one i see as "snoot boi"
@MrLolsforlife
Жыл бұрын
All together everyone! 🎶Let me do it for you🎶
@GoodWormDoctor
Жыл бұрын
🎶 Let me do it for youuu 🎶
@DietDrDoge
11 ай бұрын
DIDN'TIDOITFORYOU??
@MANFAQYOU
11 ай бұрын
KERMIIITT
@thatguyonline5208
11 ай бұрын
🎶LET ME DO IT FOR YOU🎶
@lesteryaytrippy7282
11 ай бұрын
FKA Twigs would be proud. She did it for us for the memes with MS. Piggy and this Snoot Galoot
@littlepoodle316
Жыл бұрын
She’s really just roasting this dog the whole time 😂
@JohnK-pb6mn
Жыл бұрын
she likes to insult, not her first time
@tarrahcotter6938
11 ай бұрын
That was the most chill dog I have ever seen your groom.
@kmbjbb
11 ай бұрын
And I have a friend who has one that is a service dog. Very well trained and totally in tune with her varied needs. He loves to work, but also loves to relax.
@emmabrooker166
Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry ma’am but that is a Jim Henson puppet.
@Nekosierra
Жыл бұрын
She knows. She had to say this for our sake. Didn't she do it for you?
@Lia2222
Жыл бұрын
One of the hippy puppets
@Mokiefraggle
Жыл бұрын
Nah, not chatty enough for a Muppet. A Muppet would totally have had a word with the human for the unnecessary wash cycle.
@joanne1dreams
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂❤❤❤
@thestraggletag2616
Жыл бұрын
A white skeksis. 😂
@ckp09er
Жыл бұрын
✨DIDNT I DO IT FOR YOUUU✨
@ladyellen7993
Жыл бұрын
✨WHEN ALL I DO IS FOR YOU✨
@conaldeugenepeterson2147
Жыл бұрын
✨KERMEY✨
@WYD28
Жыл бұрын
He was definitely singing that in the beginning
@AnastasiaPlantlegs
Жыл бұрын
KERRRMEY
@CariAndLenny
Жыл бұрын
If they wanted us to think that the first line is Didnt I do it for you, they should have made the i sound like an i
@CelticFish0103
10 ай бұрын
🎶It's Apollo the borzoi🎶 🎶everyone's favorite long boi🎶
@noodleconsumer
Ай бұрын
Contrary to popular beliefs, Borzoi were actually bred to assist in extracting the last few Pringles in a can
@wcat03blu
Жыл бұрын
The meme, the myth, the legend
@Little_Queer_Wallflower
Жыл бұрын
😂
@KewalTailor
Жыл бұрын
Didn't i do it for you 👉👈🥺
@ammonitetheseaserpent3761
Жыл бұрын
Lord Foog the 2st!
@shark20069
Жыл бұрын
@@KewalTailor for me 🥺
@kennl2631
Жыл бұрын
Bro got dragged out of nowhere. All he wanted was a nice bath lmao
@brain-dead-border-collie
5 ай бұрын
"we're borzois, where very tiny!"
@lorismall5465
8 ай бұрын
One of my dogs would fall asleep while I was grooming her. She was so relaxed and trusted me completely.
@Therealhoopangel
Жыл бұрын
HES A BAAAAAABBBBBBYYYYYY. even if he’s gigantic and maybe not a pupper, he’s adorable
@AnamLiath
Жыл бұрын
My first service dog was a Borzoi. He was brilliant, very collie-like. It's important when training Borzoi to do it individually and be patient. They are NOT stupid. My dogs were Danish imports, very gentle, willing and gracious. I've been training sighthounds and protection breeds over 50 years. If you are used to natural horse training, you should do well with them.
@WB-zw5mz
Жыл бұрын
I have two borzoi and worked for a breeder and they are FAR from stupid lol they just don’t always care about what YOU want them to do
@AnamLiath
Жыл бұрын
@@WB-zw5mz I often tell people it's the sighthound version of "This is stupid and you're being a jerk. I'm going back to the couch." I motivate them much like horses. Small increments, and when they get it right, they're done. My first AKC obedience dog was an Afghan hound, we went through open, joyfully. Actually had a judge insist he must've been crossed with a Collie (we were minor points from his breed ch too). He did detest the metal articles though.
@WB-zw5mz
Жыл бұрын
@@AnamLiath yes, small increments! I do AKC conformation with my younger borzoi and he has always been excellent and learned new things in a snap! Both my borzoi are fast learners and truly excellent boiz
@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
Жыл бұрын
I've rarely seen a borzoi service dog, how interesting
@fodkfkdkfkfkfjfjfj
Жыл бұрын
they are fluffy ponies 😂
@thetwitchywitchy
7 ай бұрын
MY FAVORITE DOGGGGGGG, their noses are just sooo long and they look like an old lady in a shawl when they stand up 😂😂😂😂
@beckymartin1810
6 ай бұрын
I had the privilege of owning one of these majestic dogs. She was just as intelligent as any other dog I have had. She was a very good dog ❤️
@aliciahowell9617
Жыл бұрын
The Borzoi aka the HoseGoat is a wonderful companion dog. They are incredibly affectionate with their family members but can be shy with strangers. Just like greyhounds, they LOVE to chill out and nap up to 18 hrs a day. They are truly gentle giants.
@marysanders9461
9 ай бұрын
They ARE greyhounds--Russian long-haired greyhounds.
@PS3PCDJ
Жыл бұрын
"Let me do it for you" "Kermie"
@lindaharris8737
10 ай бұрын
Honey This Dog Ready To Go on a fashion Magazine Periodt!😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
@KrakenSlayer47
6 ай бұрын
Their aerodynamic skull doesn't leave much room for the thinky-thinky parts
@sethkates2854
Жыл бұрын
the crickets sound effect killed me
@xfortunesquex
Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure about the intelligence studies on dogs, because they're obedience-based. It's not the same breed, but my greyhound (similar to borzoi) was very intelligent. He didn't care about commands however, and only listened to the few who gained his respect. He understood full sentences and seemed to grasp the idea of being asked to make decisions. If I ignored his request for dinner or to go out (ADHD oops), he would grab the most valuable/dangerous object in the room and take it to his bed to pretend to chew on. He'd pop up and leave the object as soon as he was asked what he wanted. I really miss that crafty imp 💔
@apples_and_oranges
Жыл бұрын
This is funny, I just wrote almost an identical comment about my greyhound. Best breed in the world, smart and independent at the same time ❤
@j.v3896
Жыл бұрын
Don't have a borzoi but two Caucasian shepherds. And everyone said before we got them that they are not very smart and just brainlessly defend their territory. Also that they show absolutely no affection. And that is such bullshit. They are extremely intelligent but if they think your command is stupid they will just ignore it. I would even go so far and say that they are on the level of border collies with their intelligence. They just have a very different way of thinking. And their main priority is simply not to always to please their humans. And that they don't show affection is ridiculous too. If they are shown affection they will return it double. If I had to describe them I would probably say overgrown cats in a bear skin pretending to be dogs
@alexlola4723
Жыл бұрын
@@apples_and_oranges i had a whippet, it's also a sighthound, in my opinion all sighthounds are like that, gentle, smart, sensitive to themselves, and they are surprised by commands that don't make sense to them... that they run at first and then think? sure. that's how they have instincts...
@apples_and_oranges
Жыл бұрын
@@alexlola4723 one of our best friends is a whippet and being half the size she is faster than my fellow because she maneuvers better. Two rockets they are!
@apples_and_oranges
Жыл бұрын
@@wolfie54321 when my dogs really wants a super nice treat he’ll do any command. He’ll probably make you a cup of tea. If he feels like it. If he doesn’t he won’t. So yes, obedience: medium to low, intelligence: high. We have learned to negotiate😁
@iKzey
10 ай бұрын
Lemme do it for you 😂😂
@bolsterwow
10 ай бұрын
how come everyone says it wrong. its "didnt i..."
@nialldemarshwell5566
3 ай бұрын
They aren’t brainless, just super independent and intelligent.
@ASHF0X
Жыл бұрын
Don’t be mean to that beautiful stick noodle puppeh dawg 😂
@TrueImmortality
Жыл бұрын
If you want to get a sighthound, there are so many things you have to know beforehand! They need martingale collars because their heads are too small and will slip a regular collar. They need a quiet environment. Their feelings are easily hurt so they don't respond well to raised voices or harsh commands. They have such a high prey drive that they can focus down on whatever animal is attracting them and ignore everything else. I love that borzoi are getting so much attention right now, but you have to know what you're doing when you get a sighthound.
@kylewilliams2943
Жыл бұрын
It’s possible to train them to wait for a command to chase but it’s hard… I had a lurcher for a few years and I taught him to stand between my legs before a chase… I worked a dream because if I didn’t want him to go I could grab his collar
@Mightydoggo
Жыл бұрын
True. Though this is true for pretty much any dog, hence why you research the breed *before* you get the dog. Well... responsible people do. Judging on how many Kangals are walking their owners around here, not everyone seems to have gotten the memo.
@TrueImmortality
Жыл бұрын
@Mightydoggo Yes, it's true! You need to do research before taking any dog home. But there's been so much internet buzz around borzoi recently. I love sighthounds and they're amazing dogs, but they're also a wildly powerful animal. They're usually very sweet, but they have their quirks. I just want people to be careful.
@HeyLeFay
Жыл бұрын
Yep, they are VERY firmly not an off-leash type dog. So unless you have a fenced-in yard that tall enough that they can't jump over it, they'll have to always be leashed up when they're outside. Otherwise they'll take off like a rocket as soon as they see movement, like a squirrel, cat, small dog, child, etc.
@TrueImmortality
Жыл бұрын
@@HeyLeFay We buddy never figured out he could jump the fence at my rental, but if did...oh boy lol. Yes, they have to be leashed at all times unless in a double secured area.
@WAFFLEDOM
5 ай бұрын
'majestically brainless', i love that phrase so much 😂🤣
@KaseyZINC
8 ай бұрын
He looks like he is going to ask if he can do it for me
@yaritzamiranda921
Жыл бұрын
So nice of you to expand your grooming services to Ponies
@unterhau1102
Жыл бұрын
What about children?
@kelvinvaughan-wi1ci
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@xmayoburkex
Жыл бұрын
He’s so relax he’s falling asleep standing up. Cute lil’snout
@HAMMER-DOWN-NU7
8 ай бұрын
Put it in a sweater, and you will have your own personal SCRUNGO
@GriLLed_cheesee
Ай бұрын
Me:sees the dog Also me: “let me do it for you”
@RoonMian
Жыл бұрын
"Difficult to train" is an understatement for large sight hounds. Beyond "sit" and "lie down" it can be damn near impossible. I had two Irish Wolfhounds.
@apples_and_oranges
Жыл бұрын
Yea and it doesn’t mean they do not understand. They just can’t be bothered. My hound, if he really wants something, will do all commands, probably can make a cup of coffee. Most of the times he doesn’t care though. He is very smart I think. I wish I had the same traits 😂
@AshleyWilliams-xq7lj
5 ай бұрын
Silken windhounds are the golden retrievers of sighthounds. They listen 60% of the time 🤣. Mine can open doors, but won't sit unless she thinks she's getting a treat.
@DipityS
Жыл бұрын
He enjoyed his pamper so much - he relaxed into it all - it was lovely to see a pupper not anxious and loving being fussed over 😊
@pablodonner5213
5 ай бұрын
There's not a single thought going on behind that snout
@gyropizzamozzarella1012
7 ай бұрын
"Didn't i do it for you" i still remember that meme 🤣
@claygreen4723
Жыл бұрын
He's getting fed, groomed and pampered like a King. Seems pretty smart to me.
@ymiblue968
Жыл бұрын
That has nothing to do with being smart
@dumb6795
Жыл бұрын
how nice of you to branch out past cats and dogs and also groom horses. keep it up!!
@gem9535
Жыл бұрын
... Okay, but here me out-
@LaineyUhl
Жыл бұрын
I have a 14 year old Bluetick Coonhound. She barks like she’s about to be banished to the pits of hell, and she might be the stupidest dog in the world. One time, we told her that we would be going on a car ride, and she began to get a running head start, and bonked her head on the CLOSED TRUNCK DOOR. (Idk if you call it a door or ?) She then continued to do it again.
@jparrish6360
10 ай бұрын
My Borzoi says he’s offended 😂😂😂😂 He is the exception to the rule though. I was very careful when I was buying. He comes from a line of intelligent Borzois. He never would learn to shake though. Does all his other tricks well though.
@bh3855
Жыл бұрын
My God. She roasted this poor dog 😂
@qwatsdat
Жыл бұрын
These dogs aren't that dumb, but super stubborn. We base dog intelligence on trainability.
@connorthornberg
8 ай бұрын
I don't think that's entirely true. The Shiba Inu is recognized as very smart, but is also very stubborn. It has more to do with being able to learn from experiences. For example, if a dog gets hurt doing a specific thing more than once and keeps doing it, it's probably not a very intelligent dog.
@aramayicart27
8 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@pecker1217
7 ай бұрын
@@connorthornbergNo, many breeds who are viewed as dumb are extremely stubborn dogs, especially hunting dogs.
@AshleyWilliams-xq7lj
5 ай бұрын
@@connorthornberg Shiba Inu are not considered intelligent by the outdated test everyone takes as gospel. But as you know, they are. Same for borzoi. Also, borzoi are very quick about learning to avoid painful things. Labradors are listed as one of the most intelligent breeds with the old test and they're known for repeatedly eating dumb stuff that makes them sick. Most dog breeds are fairly intelligent, just different.
@Silence_Ciph3r
5 ай бұрын
"Let me do it for you"
@kelkabot
4 ай бұрын
“Majestically brainless” sounds like a phrase Click and Clack would have used on Car Talk.
@1forVeganWorld
Жыл бұрын
Back in the 70s I shared my life with a Borzoi who excelled in AKC Obedience trials. He became a Companion Dog and then a Companion Dog Exellent. His average score for each of the two degrees was 195 out of a possible 200. He won many silver trophys and ribbons for his almost flawless scoring. He was never stubborn and seemed to love the exercises he needed for his obedience achievements. 🐾
@Aurora-do2rv
Жыл бұрын
“LET ME DO IT FOR YOU!!” Please tell me you Booped the Snoot!!. You have to Boop a Borzoi snoot 😂😂
@Elizabeth-tm7xr
Жыл бұрын
Nose bump? Like fist bump?
@Aurora-do2rv
Жыл бұрын
@@Elizabeth-tm7xr where you gently put your index finger on their nose and say ‘boop’
@Elizabeth-tm7xr
Жыл бұрын
@@Aurora-do2rv glad to know i'm not the only one that does that! LOL along with the gentle nose bump/fist bump.
@Aurora-do2rv
Жыл бұрын
@@Elizabeth-tm7xr yeah I always booped the snoot on my boy before he passed away. He loved it, and with a borzoi snoot it’s an absolute must lol. 😂😂
@Dungeonfreak
Жыл бұрын
Boop the long snoot
@XCircusBabyX
6 ай бұрын
I freaking love borzois. They are so cute :)
@JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans
11 ай бұрын
Imagine being so sweet, nice, trusting, and loving and having humans talk about you like this. This is why so many people don’t deserve animals.
@professornuke7562
Жыл бұрын
When I was a vet nurse back in the 80's, one of these would come in occasionally. He'd come in and put his head on the vet's desk, and his back end would still be out the door. He'd lie down in the waiting room, and be longer than it. I should add the practice was mainly sports medicine....racing greyhounds. The grey hounds would give side eye to a dog that that was taller, skinnier, but somehow hairier than they were.
@KH-dr1qu
Жыл бұрын
I was very confused and somewhat horrified because my tired brain read "wet nurse" instead of "vet nurse" at first 😅
@cassiestone628
Жыл бұрын
@@KH-dr1qu I'm dying 😂😂😂😂
@SnakeEaterGaming
Жыл бұрын
You leaning up against him at the end was adorable 😭
@Joeljaboy
20 сағат бұрын
Being able to clip their nails without them realizing is the craziest thing
@cyberfell_draws
10 ай бұрын
Seeing a borzoi in person would be like seeing a unicorn. I WANNA PET THEM! QmQ
@electrovintage9390
Жыл бұрын
“Let me do it for you”🥺
@kamiw5864
Жыл бұрын
I came here to find precisely this comment and you did not disappoint. 😂
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
11 ай бұрын
Kermie 🥺
@PhoeniX_Drevis333
9 ай бұрын
Didn't I, not let me
@kamiw5864
9 ай бұрын
@@PhoeniX_Drevis333 didn’t I not let me do it for you…cermet.
@PhoeniX_Drevis333
9 ай бұрын
@@kamiw5864 Kermit*
@mellowmoons_2158
Жыл бұрын
I once read a horoscope thing because I was bored and had nothing to do; it said I was a borzoi. Probably my best compliment ever.
@philokevetch8691
8 ай бұрын
I love all the sight hounds very much. They are kind gentle and just spectacular in every way.
@cotton_18
9 ай бұрын
They don't act dumb the chillest dog breed I've seen
@apples_and_oranges
Жыл бұрын
This is very unfair and yes, I agree that intelligence tests are based on obedience. I have a greyhound who is the closest relative to borzoi, he is calm, smart, affectionate, friendly to people and other dogs, very careful with puppies and understands two languages. The fact that he is independent and sometimes does things on his own terms tells me that he is more intelligent than many other breeds.
@KARMAZYNA
Жыл бұрын
Same can be said about cats, rabbits or rats. People assume that because they aren't as obedient as some dogs, they aren't as intelligent. But they're actually smart, they learn and draw conclusions, they figure out stuff on their own. And they form strong bonds with their humans.
@danascully7358
Жыл бұрын
Exactly! Humans that are independent and think for themselves, we don’t label them dumb. Is Steve Jobs dumb? No. He just didn’t want to follow the rules. Sight hounds are the Steve Jobs of the world.
@kenny1034
Жыл бұрын
Are greyhounds faster?
@apples_and_oranges
Жыл бұрын
@@kenny1034 internet is saying the both are the fastest breed in the world so I guess it depends on the dog.
@kenny1034
Жыл бұрын
@@apples_and_oranges Have you been able to train your Greyhound? Some Greyhounds I see walking wear muzzles, but I think they are rescues from racing.
@wiredvex99
Жыл бұрын
"Let me do it for you" (music plays) lol
@Sirius_Iris
6 ай бұрын
“Extreamly stubborn” looks at my pug. Yeah I’m sure I could handle it-
@BenniStrawberry_YouTube
2 ай бұрын
“My mom said I could be anything, so I became *long* “ -Borzoi
@tracer.s
Жыл бұрын
My guy is 130+ lbs and going and yet none of that mass went to a brain 😞
@OhSkyeLanta
8 ай бұрын
Noodle horses love humans and I think that’s beautiful 😂❤❤❤❤
@kelkabot
4 ай бұрын
There’s no need to be smart when you’re really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
@Jay_and_Meeka
Жыл бұрын
Apollo the whole time: *rude*
@jrshaul
Жыл бұрын
My neighbor apparently had the world's sweetest, best trained borzoi in the universe. Good dogs.
@iiaqpotie
2 ай бұрын
"LET ME DO IT FOR U" MEME
@Itsdasummer32
2 ай бұрын
“Let me do it for you”😂❤
@exodosthesoulbanish
Жыл бұрын
Is that THE Apollo the borzoi? Everyone's favourite long boi!?
@AzzureSky
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunatelly no. Apollo from puppysongs is white and black.
@Pyr0mantic
Жыл бұрын
He's tall and he's cute And there is no substitute For that long magnificent snoot!
@LudiusQuassas
Жыл бұрын
That Apollo is a pretty rare white and silver colour. This Apollo is white and cream. Funnily enough, Apollo seems to be a common name for male borzoi.
@Zuxtron
Жыл бұрын
He's worthy of our praise In oh so many ways And his snoot goes on for daaaaaaays!
@manofchaitea6904
Жыл бұрын
He wasnt thinking because he was falling asleep being relaxed, thats the bestest boy.
@KindredKeepsake
5 ай бұрын
This narration is hilarious. XD Apollo is a good boy!
@kosherjew4223
8 ай бұрын
Such a beautiful Borzoi! You roasting them was funny lol. They are so cute!
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