Don't touch that chewing tobacco. It gives people oral cancer. Do you remember Bandits tobacco? It was taken off the market because it caused oral cancer. Love your Audits.
@sunnyinsanya2
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that stuff is really bad news.
@greeney76
2 жыл бұрын
Just smoke weed it's much safer..
@kaonashicom
2 жыл бұрын
@@sunnyinsanya2 as opposed to cigarettes and ecigs which are a basketful of health ) better for your lungs at least! nasty on the gums though, obviously )
@sunnyinsanya2
2 жыл бұрын
@@kaonashicom yeah, I agree it's all toxic. The problem with the chewing tobacco is that it's really concentrated in one small and sensitive part of the skin, and the gums absorb all the toxins as saliva breaks down the tobacco. So the risk of developing cancer is higher than smoking. Shades of grey, but it's more nasty stuff than smoking stuff.
@sunnyinsanya2
2 жыл бұрын
@@XJWill1 haha, life is full of risks, but some things are just obviously worse than others. Chewing tobacco is really asking for trouble. Finger cancer 🤞🤣
@tonyhetherington2309
2 жыл бұрын
That guy is a very respectful person and I hope his employer takes note!
@andyxox4168
2 жыл бұрын
He just comes across as dumb!
@fruitychink
2 жыл бұрын
The dude is exemplary . Should get a bonus for being polite and pleasant
@robanderson1155
2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean "employers take note"
@karenhogan-t5w
Жыл бұрын
But he is clueless about the rights of the public and living in a free society, He could get people hurt out of his ignorance!
@HiddenTide
2 жыл бұрын
The first guy is a good guy. One of a million security guys that isn't too serious and can have a laugh.
@dbcooper7326
2 жыл бұрын
He was friendly and respectful (The first guy that is)
@HBFREEWORLD
2 жыл бұрын
That’s true though and begged in his language too .
@1chiefg
2 жыл бұрын
I liked the guy at the start. Silly rule he's trying to impose, but he was fun and friendly.
@robbiegf900akajwalker5
2 жыл бұрын
That guy was lovely and incredibly honest. Refused a bribe. Well done guys 👍😎👍
@philliplee286
2 жыл бұрын
You two make a great double act.can’t stop laughing.🤣
@alrightboblive
2 жыл бұрын
The guy at the start seemed like a decent guy, now I got that £1 fish song stuck in my head now. Wish him the best tho if he’s reading comments
@matty1597
2 жыл бұрын
It's 3 pound fish now days
@sukikahlon1
2 жыл бұрын
@@matty1597 with inflation it'll be £5 fish in a couple of weeks
@thebatman4279
2 жыл бұрын
@@sukikahlon1 Definitely need to get a loan out to get that fish soon.
@hasan1980hb
2 жыл бұрын
It's me thank you my man 🙏
@sukikahlon1
2 жыл бұрын
@@hasan1980hb who the £1 fishman
@scottybottybanana
2 жыл бұрын
The first guy is alright! Being cheerful just having to do what he has told
@adz4301
2 жыл бұрын
True mate
@terrytibbs8083
2 жыл бұрын
Lovely security guard, good sense of humour too
@brendandarkside1207
2 жыл бұрын
Being cheerful and just doing what theyre told wtf lmmfoa
@experiment54
2 жыл бұрын
Just following orders 🤔 Where have a I heard that before 🤔😮😵💫
@brendandarkside1207
2 жыл бұрын
@@experiment54 seems there's a fine line 😁
@daca9898
2 жыл бұрын
Had me smiling from beginning to end! Well done AB another great video.
@saracenuk.
2 жыл бұрын
AB is a champion of the underclass. Man shows empathy. Will always be a legend
@rizmark5522
2 жыл бұрын
ABs the king of Auditors. Hes always polite even when he argues. The other Auditors are too aggressive! They cant survive!
@MIKEBURROWS1
2 жыл бұрын
@@rizmark5522 Focus Pocus is more polite than AB
@Zawiesta
2 жыл бұрын
The 2 guys were happy because they forgot to insure their car 😂😂 and despite the fact they’ve paid 170£ they’re happy 😂😂. They’re definitely from Asgard
@HBFREEWORLD
2 жыл бұрын
You could be right . They are living the life unlike other grumpy 😾 people .
@oliverwcm4248
Жыл бұрын
Where exactly is Asgard? Asgard, also known as the Realm Eternal, was one of the Nine Realms, located at the center of the milky way galaxy. Asgard was home to the Asgardians, such as Thor and their leader Odin who were worshipped as gods by the human Nords.
@ggss1176
2 жыл бұрын
Funny ending.....the moral of the story is do not approach someone taking video...if you do not want too be on video yourself.
@richardtheeighth4431
2 жыл бұрын
Sir AB, security sure is wearing a "clayzee" pair of cheap £1 "way-bands." 🤣 😎 🤣
@beakfordclakington1337
2 жыл бұрын
Security is maybe the most polite honourable security ever videod by an auditor maybe
@glen7463
2 жыл бұрын
Security was a nice chap just does not realise his company is trying to enforce policies that can’t be enforced hopefully awareness will make his employer not put him in the same situation again
@johnrobertson1129
2 жыл бұрын
Your brilliant AB 😆 I'm sitting at home here pissing myself laughing 😆 your a very funny guy and a brilliant auditor mate 🙏🙏
@waynesilverman3048
2 жыл бұрын
John r,watch uk meet the tyrants ,very funny
@dominicgeorge9567
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 comedy gold, not scripted , interaction as it happens ; AB your a legend 👏
@HBFREEWORLD
2 жыл бұрын
Quality 😂 🤳 with bonus clip 🎞 towards the end . The security guard ( was polite and begged AB in his language not to 🎥 ) seems like a cool 😎 chap .
@marcuskiritsis2076
2 жыл бұрын
That Tobacco is called kurney not sure if I’ve spelt it right and the Gurkhas use it lots instead of smoking. It gives you a real spicy, minty hit and goes to your head if your not used to it which is why they won’t offer it to you. Nepal is full of the stuff and you can get it on the markets around the uk for sure. Glad I don’t smoke or drink. 👍 peeing myself laughing at the one pound fish and fake ray bans 😂
@neilmagrath8122
2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone speak English in this country anymore?!
@gabriellombardi1453
5 ай бұрын
😅ask your mom when she's on top of me😂😂how she speaks English
@geoff9759
2 жыл бұрын
Nice, thank you. These car pounds are intimidating and demeaning. You put people at their ease and they relate to you and tell you their story.
@johnsaunders2032
2 жыл бұрын
What a gentleman the first security guy was. Very respectful
@cedarkey
2 жыл бұрын
That last guy in the Hi-Viz top. Definitely from Cork, Ireland. The accent gives him away.
@johnkelly9463
2 жыл бұрын
Carkkk boy. 👌
@stewart8727
2 жыл бұрын
Even when you dont get drama your videos are still entertaining, keep up the good work brother
@MarriedToTheKGB
2 жыл бұрын
AB's videos make my day. The man is a magnet for video content
@EyeSpyAudit
2 жыл бұрын
💯 I say exactly the same 🤣
@JGrant60
2 жыл бұрын
Asking a brown guy to sing one pound fish. Sounds quite racist to me. Like asking the first Chinese person you see to do kung fu moves
@MarriedToTheKGB
2 жыл бұрын
@@JGrant60 I don’t think so and also AB is a foreigner from Asgard
@MarriedToTheKGB
2 жыл бұрын
@@JGrant60 He wont lose his job. He gave a good representation of his company I would say
@kobeleonard148
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly.. like you're a magnet for kgbs lol
@gaggymott9159
2 жыл бұрын
The first man was polite and chilled and not at all arsey. Yes, he was giving a directive, but please don't make fun of people who aren't affluent enough to buy 'real' branded sunglasses etc...
@FapToMySkill
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's just reaching at that point.
@mtefft
2 жыл бұрын
He wasn't making fun of the man. It's called humor, banter. Did the man look offended to you?
@gaggymott9159
2 жыл бұрын
@@mtefft No, he wasn't making fun of the man, per se. He was making fun of his sunglasses, saying they were 'only a Pound!' Are you a moron? The man said he wasn't rich enough to buy the named brand, yet AB persisted. Laughing or not, the man was embarrassed, and you Sir, are a fool
@alexmckendrick
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure the police are racist.No I'm sure the Police are racist and I know I'm right. Love you AB and there's nothing you can do about it.
@FapToMySkill
2 жыл бұрын
@@mtefft hmu with ur mums number ill send some "banter" messages dw
@silapapaulpearson675
2 жыл бұрын
Another awesome video..Loved the banter with Ray Ban Man:)
@UnitedVlogs
2 жыл бұрын
Great video AB, the first guy was cool 😎
@judithmatthews8460
2 жыл бұрын
How times have changed. I had my car stolen and it ended up in the police lot. I just wandered in with my kids took out my stuff still in there and the insurance arranged to go and view it. The police left me to it. This was in the days of the IRA but nobody was paranoid. The police were actually supportive then too.
@TheGrimReaper1
2 жыл бұрын
Judith, you are correct, I hope I live to see the day when everyone in the country realises that people can film anything they can see from a “public place” . They can film until the cows come home, further to that even when they have been milked, had their ration of cow cake and are wandering back down the lane to a new field of grass they can still film.
@drewpeacock4324
2 жыл бұрын
The A10 is not a motorway, it’s an A road. The clue is in the name. The A10 has residential housing and bus services, completely safe to walk. Motorways have the letter M - as in M25 which don’t have residential housing and bus services.
@NishitKotak
2 жыл бұрын
Educating folk on how to always take note of the police officers shoulder numbers etc. 👏🏼
@NishitKotak
2 жыл бұрын
@JUST LOOKING 👀 There you go. Corrected it :)
@fasteee
2 жыл бұрын
From the start I wondered how this video was gonna perivale A.B
@andrewfrench4219
2 жыл бұрын
boom boom 💥 👏 👌
@movarvo1217
2 жыл бұрын
A sneaky one there from a fast tank....🤣🤣
@Itisfinished.
2 жыл бұрын
love the 1st guy,,hes amazing.
@jeanetteriley5810
2 жыл бұрын
Nice guy at the start, its funny the way u were laughing with him...At least no police to be rude 🤣🤣....
@MMOOKS
2 жыл бұрын
I kind of guessed you were going to play the one pound fish at some point.. 😆
@gotherecom
2 жыл бұрын
If only everyone was KIND to one another
@MidlandsAudits
2 жыл бұрын
AB is a very funny guy everyone knows that lol respect mate 🤣
@AuditingBritain
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@MidlandsAudits
2 жыл бұрын
You are in a good way obviously its the same midlands from the FB group chat
@richardharvey1732
2 жыл бұрын
Hi A B, I always enjoy your videos, this one with the encounter with the security man was a classic, the first bit when he said you don't have to film the site was so funny!, you could not argue with him really, what he was saying was entirely true, it was not compulsory!. You then had a very nice conversation with him, he is obviously way behind on his tyrant training, maybe he just is a decent person. In the end a very good encounter. Eight minutes in and another encounter with friendly citizens, is there something in the water they drink around there that protects them from fear of cameras, a term which from now on I will contract to F o C. Whatever it is I hope it spreads. Three more delightful meetings after that with such interesting stories, even the last one was much better than he sounded to start with, are your wearing some sort of special; charm hat today. Cheers, Richard.
@reckszrka
2 жыл бұрын
No rude people or angry people for once 😂 (apart from the man that walked on the motorway but its justified)
@keef6586
2 жыл бұрын
You’re a one off AB. Your humour and giggle is infectious. None of the other “auditors” come close.
@kaonashicom
2 жыл бұрын
focus pocus is on a level ) not so prolific. but, there is only one AB
@keef6586
2 жыл бұрын
@@kaonashicom agreed FP is excellent as well. Shame he doesn’t post so much.
@ianhill4585
2 жыл бұрын
FP has the slight edge. Other auditors post more , but have the occasional" misfire", FP posts less, but I've never seen a "misfire."
@scotttchviski6706
2 жыл бұрын
@@ianhill4585 What about Owen taking his money but not handing over the catapult?
@ianhill4585
2 жыл бұрын
@@scotttchviski6706 Wasn't Owen the drunk geezer? If yes, possibly a misfire that's true, but definitely hilarious the comments people were making, counting the words they actually could make out.
@stefanmayer9041
2 жыл бұрын
"Why are you filming?".."come inside to film"..."stop filming inside"... holy cow. You can't make that up haha... a very positive vibe with all these people in the Video. Looks like everybody has no issue with being recored as long as they don't wear Uniform.
@premierfuncasino
2 жыл бұрын
First guy on minimum wage ..wonderful Tory government! very polite. I did get a whiff of patronising from AB.
@djdelight_musik7181
2 жыл бұрын
Those pounds are such a scam. About 20 years ago when I was working on a building site near the East India Docks everyone parked on this dead end road which ran up past the site & at the top was a factory. When I came out one lunchtime my van was gone & I thought it had been stolen. When I asked the security at the factory if he knew anything, he told me it had been lifted & taken by the council to the pound at Stratford. He must have tipped them off for a nice few quid as he knew the company & number of who to call. When I called them they said I had to produce either my birth cert or passport & it would be £200 release fee & £25 for each day after! Luckily I did have my passport in the glove box as had recently been abroad. I had to call a mate of mine who lived in Bow to pick me up & take me there as I had no idea where it was or that they'd taken it. I have to say the people who worked there were some of the most obnoxious people I have ever met.The rudeness & arrogance they showed to people was nothing short of disgusting.Just shows you whet a little bit of power can do to people.
@markosmith8037
2 жыл бұрын
Great interesting video - I'd say all of AB's subjects were very easy going and friendly enough, especially under the frustrating circumstances ! The people at the steel company towards the end were laid back and made a great impression of their company.
@CommodoreVic20
2 жыл бұрын
AB does it the right way. Another great video. Respect
@Polecat54941
2 жыл бұрын
What a surreal video this was! Kind of Monty Python vibe to it!
@EyeSpyAudit
2 жыл бұрын
One pound fish 🐟 🤣
@alcoyne3333333333333
2 жыл бұрын
It was DJ Audits that was at the ESB the other day 👍. The ESB is A 95% Irish state owned power company that owns power stations in England.
@nezbit8989
Жыл бұрын
This like a series of ab adventures! That Asian man at the beginning was such a character but naturally and funny without trying 😂
@cjr3839
2 ай бұрын
I really think he's the one pound fish guy 😂
@nigelk7493
Жыл бұрын
If it wasn't for Officer Maoam and The Top Security Guard vid I would have missed this classic and that guy is definitely the £1 fish guy haha. Keep up the good work AB. 👍🏼
@ianhill4585
2 жыл бұрын
Bless the woman having her car stolen from a" secure(d,)" premises............. Still, storage fees etc are a rip off, your car is recovered after being stolen ,and you have to pay the police to store if for you. Most kind.😳
@richardkinghorn4729
2 жыл бұрын
Another good vid by AB. Keep them up.
@pete2847
2 жыл бұрын
I was just about to Google one Pound Fish now I don't have to😂 great stuff ab
@Splyt__
2 жыл бұрын
I love that security guy man. Such a pleasure to talk to.
@J_M_E_83
2 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work AB 👏🏻
@wildsod
2 жыл бұрын
He's Indain init.. Brilliant
@YoutubeUser..
2 жыл бұрын
12:53 that's actually a disgrace. Those cops r thugs!
@rogerking2933
2 жыл бұрын
Great entertainment ab love your videos 👍
@jonnyl1022
2 жыл бұрын
I love an evening with AB.
@technov1deo
2 жыл бұрын
Do you like an evening with the D too?
@andrewfrench4219
2 жыл бұрын
funny AF is AB never fails to make me laugh wat a guy
@johncorner9295
2 жыл бұрын
Funny
@30daymissionman
2 жыл бұрын
Is it me or are there very few English people in England?
@mikeflynn4373
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant Eddie. British Gas are super sensitive over their 'meter inspection facilities' and their private contractors who help them stitch people up.
@johnshipley1389
2 жыл бұрын
Yess
@c666s
2 жыл бұрын
Guy at the beginning is a good person.
@stevewood7884
2 жыл бұрын
That ending was class, £1 fish 🐟 👏 👌 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davidcann6021
2 жыл бұрын
What a mixed day, from counterfit sun glases in a police yard to a company at the end steeling :)
@lucidmoment71
2 жыл бұрын
I don't recognise this place as Britain any longer
@PagingMrBedford
2 жыл бұрын
AB - That car is insured, but it’s not taxed and doesn’t have a valid MOT! 🤣
@chewy6349
2 жыл бұрын
I think you should do a follow up video of guys who had proof of insurance. See how there claim is going, get their story some publicity! Keep on keeping on AB ✌️
@agustinlopez8272
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks AB for your job
@WhoKnowsWho
2 жыл бұрын
He is the only guy I actually wait for the next upload he's a comedian with a camera 🤣
@agustinlopez8272
2 жыл бұрын
@@WhoKnowsWho AB is not a comedían. Is an activist. He shows us how to protect our civil rights
@meneurdujeu
2 жыл бұрын
2000 rupees from Pakistan, hero
@EnglishRoots11
2 жыл бұрын
What a mad audit! Some wierd characters 😂 great as always any how 👍
@Ricksdiner
2 жыл бұрын
Cool Pakistani security guy, you are a gentlemen!
@davelloyd6151
2 жыл бұрын
Been watching since the beginning man, love youz!
@boilerroombob
2 жыл бұрын
A breath of fresh air A.B from some really nice people.....
@GaryWilliamson-mq9ip
4 ай бұрын
JUMP THE FENCE SUPERMAN WOULD STRUGGLE TO GET OVER THAT FENCE YEAH TOBACCO I THINK IT'S SOMETHING ELSE THAT THEY SMOKE IN HOLLAND I JUST HOPE THAT THE POLICE DON'T GET WIND OF IT OR HE COULD BE IN CUFFS GARY
@Youremywifenkwdave
2 жыл бұрын
Moat bizarre ending ever. Not the one quid fish guy
@DW_Partee
2 жыл бұрын
It’s pure joy to watch your vids - with such a marvelous sense of humor (humour) you should be on stage with your own show. Keep up the fabulous entertainment/education!
@LeBron_tha_GOAT
2 жыл бұрын
ALWAYS FILM THE POLICE! ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY STEAL YOUR 🚗🚨!!!!
@mrjinks5641
2 жыл бұрын
They do steel looks like someone stole his sense of humour.
@MidlandsAudits
2 жыл бұрын
AB Said No what a legend 🤣
@HarryNicNicholas
Жыл бұрын
i used to have a jaguar xj6, the big saloon, and my (ex) wife has a jaguar s-type, i sold my car cos why have two. one day we're off to a wedding in gloucester and i see police in the rear view, but they didn't do anything, so eventually i go into the middle lane to maybe let them by, but they go into the middle lane too, but still no action, so i speed up cos i've been speeding before and cops haven't done anything, but then they pull out too and on go the lights. so i pull over and they go "you're not insured" which would be weird, my ex is japanese so for her to forget something like paying car insurance would be really strange, but then after talking it becomes apparent i cancelled HER insurance and we still had MY insurance on a car i no longer own. after explaining, the cops let me renew the insurance over the phone and off we went. also, just to say that having a jag is great, three times i've been doing over 100 mph and had police with blue lights come up behind, and when i pull over, they've just gone straight on by - to some other problem i guess.
@sapankhurst2015
2 жыл бұрын
There must be something in the "air" on Azgard that gives you super power A B to find these encounters. You couldn't make it up.😂😎
@t3ucy
2 жыл бұрын
AB: Without prescription you can't take pictures 🤣🤣
@shalaw4129
2 жыл бұрын
Ab this was great vidoe and all the poeple was very kind and definitely great video 👍 👌 👍
@jimmyjones1266
2 жыл бұрын
Guy was just about to get the digits and AB blocked him
@julianchamberlain5399
2 жыл бұрын
Nice E60.. car has to be insured not just the driver. What do you guys do? "steal" 😂 much like the guys over the road then..
@patsyhayman4264
Жыл бұрын
the ending 🤔🤣brillant
@marklatimer7333
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks AB, many thanks I will add Perivale to my ever increasing list of "places I never want to visit".
@ScorchedEarth-cd5cl
2 жыл бұрын
Why do we keep importing security guards?
@angelamcmillan8512
2 жыл бұрын
Cheap wages ...
@naderamin
2 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work AB
@TGGDrones
2 жыл бұрын
17:01 ... Maybe the guy called you over to see the Audi (LX13 HWB), which hasn't been Taxed all year! Or the Red Mercedes Van (EK59 KVE) That Has no Tax or MOT! Or the blue car between the two that has NO NUMBER PLATE!
@afro5380
2 жыл бұрын
Tlpy security officer is model security officer. He was approachable, humble, polite and pleasant. He also demonstrated a good sense of humour. All in all great conversations with most of the public
@jeanetteriley5810
2 жыл бұрын
God u r so funny...😁
@jason.aldridge5004
2 жыл бұрын
Wot a great guard speaking to you like two humans was'nt not using his authority and just having a laugh whilst doing his daily job, not like some arses you meet along your travels, anyway great video AB, i hope you thanked the man off camera, afterwards and explained wot this is about and the jokes was not on him and his been a sound guy. as always i look forward to the next one stay safe AB
@mansoorlubega9706
2 жыл бұрын
Yo ! Jambo and Hii everybody. This is A B's friend. It's 7:30 am here.
@deadpaul6415
2 жыл бұрын
*AB* You should do stand up my friend you make me laugh and smile every video 💯
@MatrixFuse
2 жыл бұрын
0:50 the exact same thing went through my mind 😄
@musicrealm007
2 жыл бұрын
People have become photophobic ,very funny 😂,and people seem so confused all the time,lolol great video AB 🔥🙏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤗😁
@zoommoos9720
2 жыл бұрын
AB a laugh so infectious you may become the next pandemic .
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