Try reverse psychology. Ask for zero and maybe then theyll give you two
@Jacob-bn9th
Жыл бұрын
Or ask for 5 and maybe you'll get 2 as a compromise xD
@aayaanfarooq9427
Жыл бұрын
What about a billion
@Someonedid911
Жыл бұрын
@@aayaanfarooq9427 you don’t get any greedy mf
@ruskov5685
Жыл бұрын
Nah
@indrajitg
9 ай бұрын
If you go all the way down there and then ask for nothing then all you would get is a weird look that would make you want to melt down to the lowest deck!
@WishAtElevenEleven
Жыл бұрын
These comments are missing the point. He doesn’t use a whole roll of tp per day. But the fact that he can only get one at a time means he has to go to this location often, unlike the rest of us who only have to get more tp every few weeks or months because we keep a stash of if at home.
@i.m1981
Жыл бұрын
How is that the point. How many rolls do you go thru per week. In my house its maybe 2 maximum. Sk I don't think the point is that once or maybe twice a week he has to go down a minute journey. Here's a thought. Go twice in one day and then don't need to go again for over a week.
@MeltingHeartsWaxMelts
Жыл бұрын
@@i.m1981right, the way people swear they know for certain what someone meant is weird
@BooBuKittyPhuk
Жыл бұрын
@@i.m1981 he's saying this because a lot of people are asking why this dude is going through 2 rolls of TP _everyday..._ this comment makes sense because that wasn't what the video was saying or about. Don't know what you're on about 😐😒
@wichanee932
Жыл бұрын
A single person can last a tp for a week or two. By not restricting this, everybody would just take as many with no regards to others. In the end rules are rules, if you don’t like, just don’t work there, simple enough.
@brassholio
Жыл бұрын
@@i.m1981It's actually super annoying when you have 2 girls sharing a room. I hating going to visit the toilet paper nazis on RCCL.
@WarBrokenSP9
Жыл бұрын
I work on merchant ships as a plumber, the 'special' toilet paper is easily degradable so it doesn't block the system up at any point. The toilets are vaccum operated, once you push the button air flow is borrowed from the discharge line to allow the discharge valve on your toilet to open, poos and pees dissapear and literally sit in the pipe until someone else flushes and it moves a bit further. Very interesting and slightly complicated system, not as simple as one might think
@ke6gwf
11 ай бұрын
That's interesting. It also makes sense, otherwise the amount of water and consistent fall in the pipe for all those rooms would be ridiculous. It's scary though having a toilet load just be left sitting in the pipe, but I guess if the suction is strong enough it should suck it through all right, most of the time lol
@WarBrokenSP9
11 ай бұрын
@@ke6gwf it's impossible for a gravity cistern type system to be used on ships with the roll and different levels, we use Jets on most of our ships and it really is so simple and effective at its core function, but the levels of precision used to calculate how much vaccum is needed for X amounts of toilets to operate at any one time is pretty neat. The only issue comes when I have a blockage and there is no vaccum keeping the waste from backflushing, more often than not the space I need to crack the pipe is too small to fit me and a bucket so yeah, it ain't pretty 😂
@ke6gwf
11 ай бұрын
@@WarBrokenSP9 I work on the industrial side, boilers and automation and such, so I am fascinated by such systems, and I also appreciate your work conditions there. A cruise I was on years ago had a clog in a main line right by my front cabin door, which was messy in the repairs... Lol
@MichaelBrown-ti1un
11 ай бұрын
Very interesting info. Are ships allowed to dump poo and pee in the ocean, or is that against the rules/policies/laws?
@WarBrokenSP9
11 ай бұрын
@@MichaelBrown-ti1un we can dump grey and black water when we are 12+ nautical miles from land, otherwise we have to store it, all waste still gets treated by the STP before it is ditched overboard tho, technically we can dump untreated sewage but we don't.
@grigorirasputin5020
Жыл бұрын
I would definitely be stockpiling tp in case my ship turned into one of those infamous diarrhea cruises. 😬
@buttonsf3293
8 ай бұрын
I know your comment is 5mo old but when I read "infamous diarrhea cruises" I burst out laughing
@NikkoNikkoYeet
8 ай бұрын
Know that actually happen... That's a smart move.
@rudymwaurah
7 ай бұрын
It's literally JUST happened 😂😂😂The Queen Victoria cruise ship has turned into a famous diarrhea cruise!
@Nonea350
Жыл бұрын
I'd dedicate an entire week to stocking up on TP if you can go twice a day for it! 😅
@cassidylopez671
Жыл бұрын
What’s you do on your week off ? Oh you know camped out by the old TP grounds 😂😂😂 no but I actually think it’s a genius idea !
@SabrinasOnTheInternet
Жыл бұрын
He said you can go at 10am OR 5pm so it doesn't sound like you can go more than once a day. Plus, most people are probably working during one of those
@luiseescartin8026
10 ай бұрын
@SabrinasOnTheInternet logically speaking or doesn't mean one and not the other. It means one, the other, or both. So maybe
@waffle_chair9269
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@WaterAirFriesEarth
6 ай бұрын
@@luiseescartin8026That is quite literally what or means. That’s why people say and/or if they mean both are possible.
@BuckyBarnesATL
7 ай бұрын
Who needs one roll of toilet paper a day? 😂
@cameronmcneil3270
Жыл бұрын
the TP on ships toilets are meant to dissolve into the water because most ships have what’s called a MSD (marine sanitation device) which is pretty much just a big shit tank with bacteria that eat the shit and the TP dissolves so that the bacteria can do its thing i work on deep sea ships in the engine department so i get the joy of helping clean this thing
@dan9036
11 ай бұрын
Housekeeping always brought ours when I was a pyrotechnics and lighting tech.
@MightyGreedo
10 ай бұрын
"You can ONLY get it twice a day" Dude... how much toilet paper do you need?!?! It takes me about 2 weeks to finish one roll. Maybe longer.
@KitKatKman
10 ай бұрын
As a plumber the toilet paper you use is very important. Which is probably why it's not the best toilet paper you've ever used is cuz it has to be kind of thing to make sure it gets through the ship pipes (pun intended) I mean getting a clogged at your house sucks getting a clogged at a cruise ship can be a lot more costly
@hufdsnhf
6 ай бұрын
Your username can be abbreviated KKK
@charlescalthorp5375
9 ай бұрын
In the army in the ration packs we used to get four squares. One up, one down and two to shine, they used to tell us
@raywalteroutdoors
Жыл бұрын
First #2 after a night of drinking and eating ship food clogged my toilet. I saw the sign that they can charge $100 if you flush things you shouldn't so I was prepared to explain how my bowels work.. About 2 hours after the call for maintenance I heard them flushing the lines I believe from the floor above lol.
@Clothed-with-His-Glory
Жыл бұрын
Now that is crazy! What a great way to tire out an already exhausted staff! Next cruise should I be passing out TP to staff?
@PatientPerspective
Жыл бұрын
That's a good idea
@waffle_chair9269
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 like a currency, saving them half an hour just walking to go get it 😂
@mybootscamewithoutstraps
Жыл бұрын
Ships should be 100% bidet at this point
@PaigeKosik
11 ай бұрын
not on my ship!! my room steward delivers me a few rolls each week! its so nice haha :)
@charlykatbat4468
Жыл бұрын
On the ships I work they just replace the roll when it gets empty and we have 3-5 rolls in the cupboard under the sink, if need be
@julietteoscaralphanovember2223
Жыл бұрын
I'd go twice a day and stock up, you never know!!
@spyder027
Жыл бұрын
The way he said it makes it seem like its either 5 or 10 not both
@robertlarson7224
9 ай бұрын
If you seen how tiny those cabins are you wouldn't say that lol nowhere to keep it all
@asadb1990
Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time i worked on a oil field camp way up north. We would bring a large check bag that was mostly empty. But while at the camp, we would collect tons of wipes, tp, ziplock bags, juices, chips, etc. Anything not taped down. By the end of the rotation, most of us would need help loading the bag on to the bus.😂
@christopherwojtan750
Жыл бұрын
You have a VCHT system and using any other toilet paper would cause it to get stuck in the vacuum flappers. If you lose system vacuum all the toilets in your branch or worse the system go down until the clog can be removed.
@kimsmith1746
11 ай бұрын
"You can only get it twice a day." My first thought was, "Gees! Do yoy get it one use at a time?" Second thought was, "Who uses 2 rolls of toilet of toilet paper a day?"
@junpark3088
Жыл бұрын
Cruise ships need them bidets
@greygray8399
Жыл бұрын
Yeah use the salty sea water
@hahap2644
Жыл бұрын
@@greygray8399Eww. Sea water has bacteria in it. You can't put sea water inside your butt or hoo-hah. It's bad for open skin.
@brassholio
Жыл бұрын
They have them on ships that sail out of Japan. I really like them 😂
@asadb1990
Жыл бұрын
@@greygray8399doesn't have to be salt water. You could use reclaimed water from faucet drains, etc. Its clean to use for most things except drink.
@Bloodreign137
Жыл бұрын
When you’re in the middle of the ocean and fresh water can’t be refilled whenever, I doubt that’ll ever happen
@hereholdthiswillya
Жыл бұрын
Now I know what my bags will be full of if I ever go to work on a cruise ship.
@TheMrBonzz
Жыл бұрын
I'm assuming there's no bidet option here?
@friedpancakes266
Жыл бұрын
I can proudly say I've clogged a cruise ship toilet. It wasn't from any foreign objects. I simply have a talent for the art
@AztecRay
11 ай бұрын
You know people dropping massive dumps with all that food 😂
@ironqqq
Жыл бұрын
automate this. have a machine where you scan your badge to get your TP. it will be less annoying for the employees and it will cost less to the company
@jakehands
10 ай бұрын
The toilet paper guy has the most important job on the ship.
@ahh-2-ahh
Жыл бұрын
Imma need more than just 1 roll😮
@rangerscowboysfan
8 ай бұрын
You can tell he has been singing because of his voice
@Kirsten_is_cursed10
9 ай бұрын
Dude, they treat their employees like prisoners!
@MP-vc4nu
7 ай бұрын
You just realise how ships are like and why people moved to aerospace industry for transportation instead?
@WiggyWamWam
10 ай бұрын
As someone with chronic diarrhea, that ship is about to have a serious problem
@Chasing_The_Dream
Жыл бұрын
That cruise ship TP is like sand Paper. I like to get that spray that turns cruise ship-safe TP into a wet Wipe.
@MomentTumIsForTheBest
Жыл бұрын
Show us the captains room 😭
@perceptionmanagement2116
Жыл бұрын
This would be cool.
@annienewton3999
Жыл бұрын
God that sound of the loo flushing brought back memories lol 😂 🛳️ 🚽
@rebenaq4506
Жыл бұрын
As someone who has "issues"..... I would go twice a day for the tissues... 😅
@christaphillips953
Жыл бұрын
I feel a little better knowing that you can get it twice a day, as often as you want. Because I was about to point out that girls use more TP than guys
@nicholashiebert6657
Жыл бұрын
Usually, yeah. Diet is a huge factor though. Eat like I do, you'll use both those rolls daily.
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558
Жыл бұрын
Not in my house, my husband goes through 1 roll every 3 days, it takes me 2 weeks to go through the same roll! We have 2 different bathrooms with storage space, we both get 6 rolls out of a 12 pack, when he complains he's out, he has to go buy his own, its not coming out of my budget!
@christaphillips953
Жыл бұрын
@@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 he may not be using all of that just for wiping.
@deo3367
Жыл бұрын
@@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558so glad my husband and I don’t have a relationship like that. I don’t need a dictator in the house.
@snapped4433
Жыл бұрын
@@christaphillips953yeah 😅 I go through a roll every 2 weeks....
@perceptionmanagement2116
Жыл бұрын
Can't you bribe people to stock you up on port calls? "Yo bro grab me a 12 pack and I'll loan you my porn laptop"
@jackplayz4005
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Drgonzosfaves
Жыл бұрын
Lol, also 😂
@cuqui999
Жыл бұрын
Bro, 😂😂😂 i need someone to elaborate, i know it's a joke but hell yeah I bet it does happen
@afridgetoofar1818
Жыл бұрын
We all have that old, crusty laptop we use strictly for porn.
@brassholio
Жыл бұрын
You're not allowed to bring your own TP on board.
@davidx.1150
Жыл бұрын
“Really loud and have a lot of suction” 😂
@StevenDoesEverything
Жыл бұрын
Just like my ex.
@colin5227
Жыл бұрын
Damn now I'm wondering what the strat is for staff when they get their period, because that can make you go through a lot more tp than usual
@captainravioli75
Жыл бұрын
I’m going to start with the fact I have NO experience on cruise ships, but I do have a small plumbing background. If the toilets are really loud, they are probably jet assisted meaning they have much more power than a standard toilet say, in your bathroom at home. A lot of prisons, schools, shopping centers, really any larger commercial buildings have these. You could probably flush a shirt down some of them.
@ElizabethWarrenYeahYeah
Жыл бұрын
Yes, special type of tp for ships and special type of cleaning fluids for toilets on ships. Ex husband was in merchant navy, used special to and cleaning supplies.
@jaydentturalde3685
7 ай бұрын
We usually asked the housekeeping for 2 😂😂
@RLucas3000
Жыл бұрын
Questions: is there an elevator at the bottom to take back up? If not, how do handicapped members of the crew in wheelchairs get TP? Are they not expected to use the toilet? Do they just never hire handicapped people? It’s very bizarre.
@RyeNotLikeTheGrain
Ай бұрын
imagine being in a bunk room and having to use to the restroom at like 3 AM and wake up the other person when you flush
@dragongod2000
Жыл бұрын
Do you only get one roll a day? Or is it like you only get two chances a day to ask for x length allotment
@BryanJamesCruises
Жыл бұрын
Every cruise line does it a little different! This one you can get it once a day, but some other lines you can only get toilet paper on a Monday or Thursday, so if you accidentally miss the pickup window, you're out of luck!
@jcspotter7322
Жыл бұрын
@@BryanJamesCruises that's actually kinda gross
@liammoon9309
Жыл бұрын
@@jcspotter7322 Not just kinda, it definitely is gross.
@arungania
Жыл бұрын
@@BryanJamesCruises are there any entry level jobs you can recommend for people to get on a cruise ship?
@PatrickCavanaugh0420
Жыл бұрын
@Nia Arunga most all are entry level jobs lmao but I'd assume the man handing out toilet paper and policing the rolls each crew member gets would be about as entry level as possible lmao.
@ADogNamedStay
Жыл бұрын
No, toilet paper takes up space, they have to account for all of the storage on the ship.
@conni2you
Жыл бұрын
I’ve only ever cruise on Royal Caribbean and I am probably violating some rule or policy admitting this, but every time we cruise, I always bring my own personal stash of toilet paper. My husband had ulcerative colitis so he tended to make frequent trips to the bathroom and the toilet paper that was provided was just a little too rough for his liking and for mine as well. Thankfully, we never personally had any issues with clogged toilets while on a cruise. Phew 😮💨
@yesterdayseyes
8 ай бұрын
Admitting you knowingly risk destroying the ships plumbing isn't the problem. It's the fact you are so entitled you think it's ok to do that in the first place. Selfish AF
@floring480
Жыл бұрын
Don't use the toilet paper on board, wash it!
@jimparsons9454
9 ай бұрын
I still remember when I joined the military and we had a toilet paper training because we were running low on tp.
@abulniloy1281
Жыл бұрын
Bro what they feeding you to be needing more than one whole toilet roll a day 💀
@violethouseworth5943
Жыл бұрын
Can I have the job of delivering the toilet paper>>>I could take daily orders...The ultimate job lol
@kevinjames9724
6 ай бұрын
Really. When I take a dump. Watch out. 1 roll only you have to deal with my t-shirt down the toilet.
@donrosscojoe5014
Жыл бұрын
If you need more than 2 rolls of toilet paper a day I suggest you see a doctor
@gaffzsouthafrican
Жыл бұрын
This is by far the best comment. Everyone missed it.
@matthewclark2123
Жыл бұрын
I use a bidet, well, my wife’s water pick.
@anthonymannino6415
Жыл бұрын
Can you get one toilet paper everyday or it's one toilet paper for the week??
@jackplayz4005
Жыл бұрын
Im think everyday
@mysticbow8602
Жыл бұрын
Every day
@SONOFRENSTER
Жыл бұрын
This would be a problem for me. I go through a roll
@daveharris5914
Жыл бұрын
ahhh, toilet papers .. only if they have bidet..
@Nelson890
10 ай бұрын
One roll to last how long? A day? That's fine 😂 now, if it's a week, we have a problem.
@williamthurmond4940
11 ай бұрын
Unrelated question: I assume you shop on places like Amazon; how do you make that work given your sailing schedule? Lockers, I suppose?
@jitendrakhati007
Жыл бұрын
Yes it is a special paper , used specifically for these types of toilet. Quiet expensive
@gowiththeflow7831
10 ай бұрын
Can you flush this toilet paper in the toilet on cruise ship?
@jitendrakhati007
10 ай бұрын
@@gowiththeflow7831 depends on type of vaccum pump they have onboard, 90 percentage of time they can.
@marteymoose
Жыл бұрын
Must Suck, Having To Work With The Tidy Bowl Man.
@JanetAbc
Жыл бұрын
My college aged kids and I definitely go thru 1 roll a day!
@michaeltravaglini9990
Жыл бұрын
What do you do if your in a wheelchair?
@LookingForFrogs
Жыл бұрын
I don't think there are many job positions for people with mobility aids on ships.
@emmib1388
Жыл бұрын
you would not be working on a cruise ship
@Hardawayfits
10 ай бұрын
I like your videos. Keep going buddy. 😊
@kimwinstead8741
10 ай бұрын
It is Bio toilet paper. It produces enzymes that prevent buildup in the pipes. The tissue is the same as what you would use for a motor home, airplane, bus....etc
@Laureley01
Жыл бұрын
The toilets just about suck your soul in them. It's really scary
@experimentalcyborg
Жыл бұрын
As someone with IBS, this is hell. What the fuck.
@shumushrif9204
Жыл бұрын
A bidet and towel lol
@emmib1388
Жыл бұрын
if you had IBS, you probably would not pass medical to work on the ship so that would not be a problem!
@skippyguy3
Жыл бұрын
@@emmib1388 IBS is not a medical restriction to work on a ship.
@RH-cv1rg
Жыл бұрын
@@skippyguy3 The lack of toilet paper would be a barrier.
@emmib1388
Жыл бұрын
@@skippyguy3 it would all depend on how serious it is -- if you are spending a good portion of your day in the bathroom, you may not be able to perform some of the jobs.
@MENTION-IT-ALL
Жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your channel. Great life decision!
@tamas5931
8 ай бұрын
deck zero sounds very mysterious
@salvatorecorleone1008
6 ай бұрын
What if it’s Mexican night and you need 7 rolls? 😱
@owerjcity8296
Жыл бұрын
I just went on that ship last summer😊
@trancetechkid
Жыл бұрын
Guess I’d be using the public toilets all over the ship then
@ChrisGraham96
Жыл бұрын
Nah the rule is if you see a trolley take as many as you can carry and tell your friends 😂
@tkralva.6668
9 ай бұрын
Question Could you perhaps go twice a day for.a couple of days, end up with 4 rolls and thus perhaps not need to make the trip for a few weeks.
@emmib1388
5 ай бұрын
you could
@shannellelyrics7688
Жыл бұрын
The toliet paper man of course 😂
@someguy9778
7 ай бұрын
I can't give away secrets...But, you can always get plenty more. 😉
@stephenw108
6 ай бұрын
Two ply tp, that is awesome, my work only kives us one very thin ply
@rajr1032
Жыл бұрын
Not sure as to what you Americans are used to in your luxurious lives at home (and toilets!), but that's a large roll, expected to last at least a week for a family, let alone one person, elsewhere in the world! 😊
@ice-cream000
Жыл бұрын
i have been on 4 cruises, and i have always wondered why the toilets have so much suction 😂
@jessknuteson7633
Жыл бұрын
The charmin bears of course.
@MiGatah1111
8 ай бұрын
Sounds like fun!
@baileykeller288
10 ай бұрын
On our boat I was told the toilet paper is special because it breaks down easier. That way it is less likely to clog the macerator in the pump.
@Pianoemperor1
13 күн бұрын
Those toilets suck hard. I once had a really big dump, not sure if it was diarrhea, but whatever reason it was, it was a big dump. I thought the toilet would be obstructed, even though I knew the suctions of the things. It actually sucked it down like water or something. Crazy
@felicityb4949
Жыл бұрын
That sucks to have to take a trip for a roll everyday just to stock up on TP when at home you can buy in bulk.
@Jose-yg2wq
Жыл бұрын
Im glad you clarified 5pm at nignt and not the other 5pm.
@greenbean9969
6 ай бұрын
You sound like Jeff from American Dad😅
@SnapShawwtyTv
Жыл бұрын
Lol that toilet paper is 1 ply and it is made by a Italian company named Sofidel…the one I work at strictly makes it for cruise ships in Hattiesburg Mississippi
@TotallyAjB
7 ай бұрын
You can ask some stateroom steward for that. They can give you…. Secretly 😉
@sweetnpoison2u2imvu84
6 ай бұрын
I would have to buy my own seriously. What if you’re sick and you got the Doodoo demon messing with you. Nope they not going to do that to me sorry but not sorry.
@ashutoshuttarwar1
11 ай бұрын
Maybe use bidets instead? Seems like a crew job is really difficult and frankly a bit sad. Too many restrictions, even though I understand why these restrictions are in place
@tommontreal4821
10 ай бұрын
What other debasing policies do cruise ship operators impose on their staff ??
@viktoryanokovich3699
Жыл бұрын
Dang I use like two roles in one go 😂
@ssjess2504
Жыл бұрын
Was the audition process difficult to get a gig on a ship? I'm a musician and have always been curious
@brassholio
Жыл бұрын
Usually you go through an agent who book us for the cruise lines. I'm a houseband musician so I did a video audition for my agent. I emailed and sent demo's to get the audition. He sent me about 5 charts and backing tracks about 30 mins before the audition to prove I could sight read. Then requested some standards to prove I could improvise. There's were all filmed and they add them to your demo's and put them on your profile for the cruise lines to check you out. Then you get offered a contract where they need you. If you're lucky you get offered more than one and can choose where you want to go.
@Mash333
6 ай бұрын
Now I get to spend the day trying to figure out how a noisy, lots of suction toilet indicates a specific type of toilet paper. And also, how bad is the food when u burn thru more than one roll of TP per day?
@smsff7
6 ай бұрын
I would need an extra roll just in case I run out mid dropping that #2
@kellygarnet6329
Жыл бұрын
Get your tp and your steps in at the same time.
@Im.k.m.aka.kalaashnikov
10 ай бұрын
You can get creative with your toilet paper to cause a lot of problems on the ship so they rethink how they distribute functional toilet paper 🤣🤣
@LumaSloth
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, *bathroom tissue*
@daylightdaylight6612
10 ай бұрын
So you can get 2 rolls a day if you go to TP man in the morning and in the afternoon. Are you allowed to bring your own tp to the ship in case you have diarrhea and you need more toilet paper?
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