"My stomach is killing me." -Erock "It certainly is." -Ant
@chronos6435
6 жыл бұрын
Best line ever
@theflanman1986
5 жыл бұрын
JSMHP such a funny line... ant was the king of the quick one liners.
@daxmiller35
4 жыл бұрын
...then completely steamrolled....
@khalifwriter.7765
4 жыл бұрын
@@daxmiller35..... by the one and only.....
@buddylove9123
3 жыл бұрын
Anthony is so fucking quick man. It's insane. He could've SOARED as a comedian. Even some of the top comedians said the same.
@Underpantsniper
10 жыл бұрын
I love it when ant seinfelds the crew
@bigmoose99
3 ай бұрын
9 out of 10 people who listened to the show had seen this episode I bet.
@kronker
11 жыл бұрын
That Seinfeld thing had me howling. They just didn't get it and then Ant transfers into another episode and keeps them going. So good.
@markwilliams7054
4 жыл бұрын
Ant's Seinfeld bit had me dying with laughter - how does he play it so straight
@steveyknight
11 жыл бұрын
Haha. Jimmy and Opie falling for the long-form Seinfeld storylines this week has been killing me.
@jwrld7201
Жыл бұрын
Got him hook line and sinker
@T..C..M
Жыл бұрын
My uncle bought a white Chrysler LeBaron convertible one time, it’s previous owner was Mark Stimlinson, who, in 1992 murdered and dismembered 31 cub scouts and ate their thigh meat.
@BishopAP
11 жыл бұрын
Anthony should've gotten more on that "Erock, vomit?" line. That was a good one.
@shhhake
3 жыл бұрын
i lol'd
@DIDDLOTIC
5 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Ant started doing Seinfeld and fooled everybody
@lamolambda8349
4 жыл бұрын
Good time to lose it
@TaRAAASHBAGS
8 жыл бұрын
The title is misleading. I was gonna say that the Chinese make me sick, too.
@MrEvanNoyes
2 жыл бұрын
Boooo
@bignation1979
11 жыл бұрын
"It looks like baby covered mice" -Opie. Another gem there Gregorio.
@bobobandy9382
Жыл бұрын
I'm about 5 minutes in and he's already bombed three times and said seven idiotic things.
@AttergYorlum
2 жыл бұрын
Opie screaming over the Seinfeld bassline is hilarious
@patrickgill7543
4 жыл бұрын
The Seinfeld bit Anthony does is pure gold (JERRY GOLD)
@ebscoHOSTpub
9 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld. This clip was perfect because of it. If I remember correctly, this particular week he was going and going with the sienfeld references here and there. This was a wonderful surprise.
@lamolambda8349
4 жыл бұрын
I've been fasting about 2.5 days I'm about to break and eat something but if I can just fall asleep I might be able to last till the evening
@lamolambda8349
4 жыл бұрын
@Tripple Nipple H well I did
@T..C..M
Жыл бұрын
14.7 days per meal? Nice stoichiometric blend? 😂
@ChocolateThunderBear
8 жыл бұрын
Wow. Double Seinfeld!!! lmao
@rippspeck
7 жыл бұрын
That fucking killed me, hahahaha!
@wannabesedated00
10 жыл бұрын
"You know it's a little different depending on where you go"....You mean like every restaurant on earth?
@billyshead1339
4 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry E rock Chinese making everyone sick nowadays.
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808
2 жыл бұрын
I HATE every caller with a passion…constantly lying their asses off….”my stepsister is from China…so we went there”…REALLY, DID YA?! “Hey I saw Jimmy in Chicago and he KILLED”….no…no you didn’t
@timc4765
3 ай бұрын
You realize people from across the country call in, and not everyone is poor like you. I've been to Brazil, Canada, and Ireland. You couldn't afford to go if you hotel was paid for you bum
@goodie2shoes
24 күн бұрын
the old guy was alright. He's probably DEAD now 😞
@bignation1979
11 жыл бұрын
Erock vomit? Lol good one Ant
@paul_bellini
9 жыл бұрын
The Seinfeld gag. LOL.
@markthemassacre
7 жыл бұрын
"just maggots in the place of rice" I've heard this 10 times before, just noticed this line & it had me in tears
@Chadboozemockian
3 жыл бұрын
Ants "Erock, vomit?" Instead of comment had me laughing good.
@zglndle22
7 жыл бұрын
I wish I didn't read the comments before ants Seinfeld story
@dorpth
5 жыл бұрын
I had to do some plumbing work at a popular local Chinese place once. We worked in the basement in the morning hours before opening for about a month. Absolute horror show: - What we thought was dishwater left in a giant mountain of dirty pots in the sink. When they came in, they started boiling and stirring it. It was the soup :( - Tons of glue traps that you would see little tiny mice caught on, still alive. The worst was one guy who knawed his own foot off trying to get out, and then his buddy who had tried to help him and got his face stuck and it looked like half his eyeball had almost been pulled out trying to get away. I love animals so much I won't even kill bugs, but that one made me feel so bad that I borrowed the mallet to quickly put them out of their misery. - Dead cockroach next to the meat cutter. - Stack of ribs left out on the table overnight. You could see little rodent nibble marks all over it. -Trays of raw chickens left out, one of them on the filthy floor and another on a garbage can. - The employee bathroom was in the basement. It was just a toilet in a closet. No sink. - Removed a section of ancient rusted pipe. An AVALANCHE of roaches spilled out before scattering. It was like the scarabs in The Mummy.
@turdsmcgillicuddy5118
5 жыл бұрын
dorpth what the FUCK. I’ve had Chinese maybe 5 times in my life. Never having it again.
@dorpth
5 жыл бұрын
I've avoided all Chinese places ever since, and only trust other Asian places where you can see them preparing the food from the table.
@joeyslap426
2 жыл бұрын
But we need to have a rich, multicultural tapestry! Having low standards isn't a bad thing, it's just different!
@MrEvanNoyes
2 жыл бұрын
Eh haven’t gotten sick yet. The world isn’t perfect
@T..C..M
Жыл бұрын
I’m the same, why do people needlessly kill bugs, like outside stomping on little beetles and stuff? They only get one short life and who tf am I to kill them simply because I’m bigger? I’ll do it in the house if necessary, but I mainly let a few spiders live in corners to keep the pests away. In the grand scheme of things, every ant is just as important as every human life. I’m an atheist that grew up in a hunting and fishing religious republican family.
@formerpornoaddict2587
6 жыл бұрын
14:00 Nice one, Ope. Keep whining about how you didn't catch the Seinfeld reference. Constantly droning on about it is great radio.
@lamolambda8349
4 жыл бұрын
How did you break your adicktion?
@brandonobaza8610
6 жыл бұрын
Cornish game hens: when you want to eat a whole chicken, but you live alone.
@ListenToBigFace
6 жыл бұрын
Shut it
@ervine2001
2 жыл бұрын
“Cause even the legs, ya get some nice white meat ya know?” Another of Gregg not knowing ANYTHING!
@60halffishes49
8 жыл бұрын
Cartwright! Cartwright!
@orokusaki8670
2 жыл бұрын
it’s 2022 and i can tell erock is lying
@faccardo
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks opie for sharing more great stories. Shuuuut uup
@mdf198122
5 жыл бұрын
Love Erock abuse
@mackdiesel6437
5 жыл бұрын
It looks like a big plate of baby mice hahaha I'm funny I'm Opie hahaha laugh at my jokes please hahaha see I can be funny guy's. SHUT UP OPIE!! Just keep a watch on the time hole.
@zeus7623
10 жыл бұрын
Chinese food (strip mall stores, not your high end) is garbage. Its the cheapest possible ingredients and the owners despise the customers.
@matthewherzog6155
10 жыл бұрын
They're so full of shit regarding Chinese food. Like Purdue is different from any other brand? They use the same kind of factory farmed birds as KFC and BK does.
@WarbirdKid1940
7 сағат бұрын
It's enraging to hear E-Rock call it General "So's" Chicken. It's General "SOW"!
@reggiedenny9830
2 жыл бұрын
General Tsos chicken is the only thing that made me violently ill too. I’ll never eat it again.
@shhhake
Жыл бұрын
Talkative Opie drove this bit right into a Redwood tree.
@kwhite145
7 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld Lol
@Hanksbunnysuit
6 жыл бұрын
I’d love to read the texts between Ant and Jimmy after the Gregster didn’t get a reference. You know their eyes met in sheer bliss at some moment while Opie chimes in.
@ciscornBIG
7 жыл бұрын
Opie is fucking.unberable in this.
@MadDawg420
7 жыл бұрын
ciscornBIG thank you for the heads up, I shall find another clip
@Mobeast99
7 жыл бұрын
ciscornBIG baby covered mice
@baelhernandez2250
6 жыл бұрын
my mom told me a story that when she was 8 years old the chinese old man that runs a bakery below was selling pork buns. after my mom took a bath at 5 am in the morning she was wondering why the whole place below was steaming when she look at the crack in the wall she saw the old man dunking cats in hot water to remove the fur and making pork buns with cats... thats why when i was born every time people buy pork buns they always say " its not made from cats do they"
@jakep90airsoft
9 жыл бұрын
Is there a video listing all of Anthony's brilliant Seinfeld references... Mr Knight... please!! :)
@krayzeejojo
5 жыл бұрын
A little trick to not get sick from Chinese food: always go to one in an area where there are lots of them. The competition for better quality and service will keep them all in check. And when that doesn’t work: Panda Express.
@AbbaZaba00
11 жыл бұрын
Oh God I fell for both...
@uzieric1
8 жыл бұрын
tss... tso sorry about the chicken slobbo .. tss....
@codiefitz3876
6 жыл бұрын
ERIC_uzi fukkkkk
@codiefitz3876
3 жыл бұрын
FUKKKKKK
@codiefitz3876
3 жыл бұрын
oh. i already said this.
@AltCTRLF8
3 жыл бұрын
Ant had a chance to triple-seinfeld them if he complained about the delivery guy crashing his bike and threatening to sue.
@reggiedenny9830
2 жыл бұрын
General Tsos chicken is the only thing that made me violently ill too. I’ll never eat it again.
@zepherscotty
3 ай бұрын
i swear to god i heard Ant's story about the asian restaurant & thought. "this sounds exactly like that episode of Seinfeld." 😆
@MaxFlub
5 ай бұрын
That Chinese food thing explains so much about why opie changed he got kuru from "long pork"
@phanatic215
9 жыл бұрын
That last story about the cats in the freezer happened in Philly too. I'm not surprised.
@seanforbes3937
3 ай бұрын
I love the Opester but my god the last 10+ minutes of awful callers is insufferable
@MindstormRecords
11 жыл бұрын
That guy at the end sounded like Al Pacino haha. I'm sixty-fiiiiiive yeeeeaaaaa!
@braddywarbucks
Жыл бұрын
Chuck at 26:30 ish is CIA. The corporation in Virginia.
@evansgate
4 жыл бұрын
"you gotta tape your eyes back" brilliant Opie. that wasn't funny even when I heard it in 5th grade...
@bigmoose99
3 ай бұрын
Opie never said anything hurtful about other races 12:00
@Jay-fx4tx
8 ай бұрын
Deer wouldnt make you sick, cat might......
@WHISKEY3XRAY
3 ай бұрын
A Chinese restaurant is the complete opposite of Noah's Ark
@edwardfetner2513
6 ай бұрын
28:07 this was so spontaneous and beautiful. i love Ants family stories
@yupperz8693
9 ай бұрын
So ants Chinese restaurant experience was an exact episode from Seinfeld
@ShortFingeredShreder
9 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, my friends and I used to catch snapping turtles and carp and sell them to our local Chinese restaurant for free food and cash. I believe they used the turtles to make boneless chicken dishes like General Tso's Chicken, and the carp for pretty much EVERYTHING that had fish in it. I don't know for sure, but they were definitely using them for something... So yeah, shady shit goes on at those places. If you've ever eaten at a small-town Chinese restaurant, you may have been eating parasite-filled meat that lived its entire life in shit water all along.
@caesar349
7 жыл бұрын
ShortFingeredShreder there was a Chinese buffet spot in my town. Behind it was a big field. One night we saw people from the kitchen come out and club the Canadian geese that were feeding in the field. They brought the dead birds back into the restaurant.....
@billcarrig9434
6 жыл бұрын
This is all high quality, free range meat that yuppies pay highly for. It's not like they're out snatching cats and dogs. They're getting quality, fresh ingredients. You both fail to realize this.
@FuzzyLumkins420
2 жыл бұрын
The Chinese food spot by me growing up was cash only, no heat/ac for years. Then someone robbed them and shot a worker in the thigh they closed a year later. They actually had this best general Tso’s growing up only place where it was actually spicy.
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808
2 жыл бұрын
No…no you didn’t
@SighTology
Жыл бұрын
Is it the famous “Seinfeld four” Opie?
@JACKSONDUNNETT
20 сағат бұрын
am i still tripping or does anthony’s left arm look mangled
@マシュードーラン
2 жыл бұрын
It’s not baking soda it’s corn starch
@マシュードーラン
2 жыл бұрын
I would question the meat in a shitty ghetto hole in the wall place but for the most part the meat is what it is. It’s not mysterious or anything. Most of them get the meat from the same suppliers too. I order from a place where you know where the meat comes from. No worries! Plus there’s high scale Chinese restaurants that serve traditional and you’re getting what you pay for
@KobaAM
10 ай бұрын
God, I fucking miss this show
@MichaelCarlton-SS
5 ай бұрын
Similar to alcohol poisoning.
@faiiiryriiing
5 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld 4!
@tonyreyes3780
8 ай бұрын
Erock should of stuck to krill
@steveyknight
11 жыл бұрын
They are in order of the time they aired, from end of show (latest upload) to start of show (earliest uploads).
@T..C..M
Жыл бұрын
_”Erock, Vomit?!?”_
@ThePigeonmilk
5 ай бұрын
Haha. Cumbia party of four
@ryanschmidt8327
3 жыл бұрын
Its a greasy pork sandwich not chops served in a dirty ashtray. Bill Paxton one of better lowlife character actors from 80's, 90's
@kronker
11 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld Bit starts @11:27
@g0ud77
4 ай бұрын
Chuck sounds like Bill
@johnffreydeppstein2474
3 жыл бұрын
I think I got food poisoning....... Do you know how many tons of poison it would require to do that?
@Yambag
2 жыл бұрын
baby covered mice
@DC-lu3ii
5 жыл бұрын
I'm picky as hell when it comes to chinese food spots because most are awful
@DrVink86
6 жыл бұрын
You could tell Jimmy knew but Opie was fuckin clueless lol
@davosholdos1253
3 жыл бұрын
Eveeybody knows General tsos chicken
@simsum1argh882
3 жыл бұрын
Eight years later it made everyone sick lol !
@beniverson3777
4 жыл бұрын
I just got laid off due to the coronavirus and this was the first thing in my recommendations. Thanks KZitem
@Wutaskier
3 жыл бұрын
How's that going
@beniverson3777
3 жыл бұрын
@@Wutaskier I got back to work in a week, but my 2020 was as shitty as everybody else's lol
@mrsnoop1820
5 жыл бұрын
opie fake radio voice is annoying
@hansel4150
11 жыл бұрын
I loved the Seinfeld bit. Can't believe opie didn't know what was going on.
@ReddFoxx1562
2 жыл бұрын
How many times?
@handsomestik
11 жыл бұрын
Weird Science reference
@GrinningAries
11 жыл бұрын
Hahah Ant is really awesome sometimes
@Mannsy83
11 жыл бұрын
Lol I love the Seinfeld stories
@theodorepapageorgiou149
11 жыл бұрын
Hello Newman!! Love the Sein:-)
@imavileone7360
3 жыл бұрын
12:00 lol
@deadgrandma9407
6 жыл бұрын
There's a Chinese restaurant in my city with pigeon on the menu
@マシュードーラン
2 жыл бұрын
Then you know it’s an upscale traditional place. You get the meat you pay for
@Regal805
7 жыл бұрын
Gotta correct Anthony on the move quote. it's "How about a nice greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray?"
@SmokeymcJoint420
7 жыл бұрын
Ant will never see this comment, so you aren't really correcting him. You're just commenting on audio from nearly 4 years ago.
@daveydavedave
6 жыл бұрын
It works either way.. way to be a nag... haha
@codiefitz3876
3 жыл бұрын
WRONG
@michaelmitchell4992
Жыл бұрын
Opie i had the same experience at this restaurant on Huntington boulevard called F.H.Rileys in the heart of Huntington village. Their chicken wasnt so fresh
@Jrb2061275
11 жыл бұрын
I don't think I can't eat Chinese food again!
@chadfresno4935
11 жыл бұрын
If Anthony really lives the cliches he babbles on about, I feel really sorry for him. I think that while Jimmy and Opie may not live like "rock stars," I'd take their routine over Ant's.
@lt.finglefubledingler1972
5 жыл бұрын
Chad Fresno u fell for the Seinfeld
@MrEvanNoyes
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit does this guy think the Seinfeld episode was real?
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