Probably the strangest keynote i've ever seen. Keep in mind this is geared toward enterprise level developers... Full keynote: • Oracle Code One Commun...
For those of you who don't know what an enterprise level developer is: they are the people who make business software used by companies and governments, aka the stuff they need to be able to function. Oracle is a database system commonly used for that kind of software. The developers this keynote was geared toward are people with very serious, stressful, complex and impactful jobs, so you'd expect at least some form of professionality instead of... this, a presentation with the cringe dialed up to such a level it's almost in violation of the Hague Conventions.
@TheKrazyKat89
5 жыл бұрын
Hell, even if this were a presentation geared towards the average Joe, this is completely awful.
@fashnek
5 жыл бұрын
This keynote was a lot more about Java than about Oracle DB.
@AwesomeLee227
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for clearing that up. Just by watching this, I never would've known what this is truly about. And now that I know, that makes this conference even worse.
@DeSaxofoonVanPeter
5 жыл бұрын
Glad to see the general breakdown of society has reached milquetoast Fortune 500 companies as well.
@LSCrazyCabCo
5 жыл бұрын
i learn new words only in places like these. thank you stranger.
@TheGreenKnight500
5 жыл бұрын
As a developer, this does not inspire confidence in Oracle products.
@StopThisIsBatCountry
5 жыл бұрын
As a developer, I already lost all confidence in Oracle products
@NamelessCruiser
5 жыл бұрын
This is like an old-timey variety show. Except instead of comedians and entertainers, it's confused nerds in shit-to-mid-tier cosplay. Who is the target audience? I wanna say it's the people on the stage and no one else.
@gidioter
5 жыл бұрын
so this is what programming is like....
@Loddfafnisodr
5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, I have suffered With those that I saw suffer. " ~William Shakespeare, _The Tempest_
@rushnerd
5 жыл бұрын
C O M M U N I T Y W I N S
@D8W2P4
5 жыл бұрын
"You will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension." ~Nikola Tesla
@happiny4847
5 жыл бұрын
LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE
@WorseReviews
5 жыл бұрын
*S P A G H E T T I*
@shiptoast4465
5 жыл бұрын
This hurts my soul.
@intevolver
5 жыл бұрын
If you're still programming in Java, I'm sorry
@cattmilkk
5 жыл бұрын
When your company forces you to :))))))))
@ancientapparition1638
4 жыл бұрын
send help
@trnkabarfilm
5 жыл бұрын
so this is how hell looks like...
@Burnout6010
5 жыл бұрын
Is there any reasonable explanation for this
@Misawa619
5 жыл бұрын
No.
@Thevol40k
5 жыл бұрын
How it feels to chew 5 gum
@TheUndergroundView
5 жыл бұрын
"Ha-ha! Aren't we just intentionally awful?". Yes, it is clear there is no shame to be found.
@MalevolentFae
5 жыл бұрын
Never has a single video made me want to commit seppuku this much in my entire life.
@BlackbirdSJ
5 жыл бұрын
How do u replace eyes
@nikkity5491
5 жыл бұрын
Delete system 33
@Tr0tim
5 жыл бұрын
nice live YTP, Oracle
@pl_mlg_bloopowrot6470
5 жыл бұрын
*Existence is suffering* *Everyday I just want to end this* *This world doesn't make fucking sense anymore* *Everyday we are descending into abyss deeper and deeper*
@TheGreenKnight500
5 жыл бұрын
Oracle sent us to hell, but we're going deeper.
@AmazinLarry
5 жыл бұрын
This is a living nightmare
@kryskiller666
5 жыл бұрын
What in tarnation did I just fucking witness, and how do I instantly forget about it?
@G0nzA10895
5 жыл бұрын
Holy christ... as if E3 wasn't cringy enough this is amazing
@flashmozzg
5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad this has seen the light!
@rushnerd
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for showing this to me, it has so few views that it's amazing you even found it in the first place!
@flashmozzg
5 жыл бұрын
@@rushnerd It's truly a miracle! My friend shared it with me and with him it was shared by someone who either been there or worked with the people who were there. It could've easily disappeared in the internet abyss.
@hydra7427
5 жыл бұрын
After only one minute into this video, I genuinely am contemplating whether humanity deserves to survive or not.
@MikeZeroX
5 жыл бұрын
*scream.wav*
@TheHeavyModd
5 жыл бұрын
It's like a show for children, or at least they treat the audience like children. It looks so confusing and it just seems like a fucking fever dream. What were they even thinking
@fashnek
5 жыл бұрын
Official keynote summary: Game On: Innovations in gaming and software development go hand-in-hand. In this keynote take a journey from 2D 8-bit games written in Assembler to cloud-deployed MMORPGs and see some fun demos along the way. Special guests include Packmen, Annoyed Bird, Uber Mario and MineDraft.
@cattmilkk
5 жыл бұрын
Knowing that, whoever showed up to that shitshow knew what they were signing up for
@elinfini
5 жыл бұрын
Welp...that's definitely _not_ the way to promote your product/service.
@juniorjr.
5 жыл бұрын
This is why you never let your tech support do any stage presentation.
@twil2978
5 жыл бұрын
I don’t even understand what I’m watching
@randomguyontheinternet7940
4 жыл бұрын
"There has gotta be a power pill somewhere!"
@obeqwaet1772
5 жыл бұрын
God this is as big of a mess as Java is. Makes sense.
@HavardBergs
5 жыл бұрын
It's like a fever dream
@theinternetexplorer7873
4 жыл бұрын
And I used to think E3 was bad. That's not even the tip of the iceberg .
@WelcomeToDERPLAND
5 жыл бұрын
They better be Oracles, cause they're gonna need all the fucking future-sight predictions in the fucking world if they wanna pull through this shit.
@Dahnyulll
5 жыл бұрын
thanks, i hate it
@YouSoSpice
5 жыл бұрын
hey there fellow gamers ;) ;) we're just like you see ? down to earth web 2.0 cyber-reality style! true dat!
@Consural
5 жыл бұрын
So, this is an elementary school..-- No, Kindergarten play about video games that had to be performed by adults because the kids all got sick that day or something, right? That's the only logical explanation.
@cutthroatnin3833
5 жыл бұрын
Rush... ...Rush why the FUCK would you show me THIS.
@Wizardmom
5 жыл бұрын
These are the same people trying to copyright the API?
@InturnetHaetMachine
3 жыл бұрын
Usually these compilations are meant to make it look more disjointed and cringey, but in this case, the actual event was much worse.
@rushnerd
3 жыл бұрын
I like to have fun with these kind of events, but I typically don't need to do a lot more than present what is actually happening. This still stands as the most bizarre presentation I've ever seen and no one has come close to matching it.
@liquidchris5215
3 жыл бұрын
Oh man, they even got the real master chief
@Marisa_Magician
5 жыл бұрын
>oracle
@AwkwardBatman
4 жыл бұрын
It's like Michael Scott gave a presentation for software developers. Spin-off when?
@lncomus
5 жыл бұрын
What soy boys
@93hothead
5 жыл бұрын
This was how e3 used to be
@rushnerd
5 жыл бұрын
I wish it still was, Hothead.
@93hothead
5 жыл бұрын
@@rushnerd bring back movie night
@rushnerd
5 жыл бұрын
It's back starting tomorrow! 8pm thurs and fri nights. Making a flier soon.
@kultiplexify
5 жыл бұрын
*breathes in* , *smacks chops*
@Gligar13Vids
4 жыл бұрын
Video footage of TikTok post Oracle.
@Mnoitte
5 жыл бұрын
What were they supposed to be presenting exactly?
@elinfini
5 жыл бұрын
...Spaghetti (code)?
@93hothead
5 жыл бұрын
@@elinfini AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@Joestrange8
5 жыл бұрын
RIP Oracle...
@rushnerd
5 жыл бұрын
At least they have a wide selection of fine Italian foods.
@vileindividual
5 жыл бұрын
I don't think I can make it past 1:02
@Z3r0Sk83r
5 жыл бұрын
**yeeeey**
@handsomebrick
5 жыл бұрын
Why video game characters, though?
@LeodSMW
5 жыл бұрын
what is this
@JohnDoe-vm1rr
5 жыл бұрын
Please, explain me what did i see! Pleeease!
@SZF123456
5 жыл бұрын
COMMUNITY WINS
@rushnerd
5 жыл бұрын
@@SZF123456 COMMUNITY WINS
@JohnDoe-vm1rr
5 жыл бұрын
@@rushnerd thanks... I guess
@LovablePWNER
5 жыл бұрын
Fucking ouch man.
@_arkhea
4 жыл бұрын
i should have learned to solder mufflers at some mechanic shop instead of trying to become a developer jesus fucking christ, dude
@VazulWolf
5 жыл бұрын
What did I just witness?
@williamgoats3315
5 жыл бұрын
Happy national raccoon appreciation day
@YellowDice
5 жыл бұрын
what the fuck
@Skyrilla
5 жыл бұрын
Is this satire?
@MrFahrenheit2k
5 жыл бұрын
Mother of god... Every time I think I've seen everything in terms of cringe, these clowns from the tech industry manage to surpise me again and again. I hate to sound like fun police, but holy shit, just stop. You have no talent to make a show on stage, just hire some professional presenters and actors. Even low paid mediocre actors will do a much better job than this. Put your ego aside and let someone else who is capable to do this job. You don't hire actors to write the code, and in similar fasion you should not let programmers on stage to be actors. The result in both cases is disasterous.
@LongLiveHelghast
5 жыл бұрын
The tech industry in general needs to simmer down a bit. It feels like they’re making tech secondary to stupid shit like this as well as getting a little too involved in politics.
@rushnerd
5 жыл бұрын
I hope they never stop because I need as much of this as they can deliver in my life!
@93hothead
5 жыл бұрын
They cant pay the actors :(
@fashnek
5 жыл бұрын
Have you considered you're not the target audience? Many colleagues found it cute, if poorly coordinated.
@MrFahrenheit2k
5 жыл бұрын
@@fashnek If you're gonna tell me someone watched this unironically, you'de be lying.
@PembertonBuddlestick
5 жыл бұрын
w t fuck?
@Yetoob8lWuxUQnpAahSqEpYkyZ
4 жыл бұрын
holy fuck
@Jasa12265
5 жыл бұрын
WHERE CAN I BUY ORACLE STOCK?
@karoleslaw
5 жыл бұрын
oh god oh fcuk
@AntiNihilist
5 жыл бұрын
PEAK NERD CONTENT
@Testsubject276
4 жыл бұрын
... What?
@SuperFinGuy
5 жыл бұрын
The cringe is too strong.
@juniorjr.
5 жыл бұрын
Was the audio in the start really that bad?
@timelessthee
5 жыл бұрын
Fuck, this is truly the cringiest one of 'em all. Could not make it through the whole thing. Good lord above.
@WelcomeToDERPLAND
5 жыл бұрын
community wins? more like nobody wins, also this fucking entire thing nearly made me die why the fuck I decided to watch this at college in the library after a night of almost less than 4 hours is beyond me but I was promtly sshhhh'd and given weird looks all round. I'm going to go to my next class and this is the only fucking thing I'll be able to think about fuck.
@Mr_Fancypants
5 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is this
@LSCrazyCabCo
5 жыл бұрын
iv seen flea ridden stuff bears ride down mountain side freeways more entertaining than this.
@anthonydeadman
5 жыл бұрын
I can't even come up with a clever way to describe this.....thing. It's just awful. Not your video of course that's fine but this weird...thing.
@KcLee677
5 жыл бұрын
So much of cringeworthy So many to cringe amount to handle. ☠
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