Kyle drags the boys back to Jambu's tank to show them that the whale can talk. The boys are made to believe the whale's name is Willzyx, he's from the moon, and he's very sick.
"Free Willzyx" S09
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EXT. STINGRAY TANK - DAY
An Sea Park worker with a mic stands in the middle of a tank of Stingrays. People all crowd around the edges trying to get a feel.
STING RAY WORKER
And for those of you just joining us this is the Sting Ray tank. Sting Rays ARE members of the SHARK family but they are extremely peaceful creatures. We invite you to gently touch the top of them as they swim by.
The three boys are at the edge of the tank. Stan and Kenny have their sleeves up and their hands in as the rays drift by. Cartman is slapping his hand in the water and teasing the poor rays.
CARTMAN
Huh huh! Come on, sting ray, splash me!
That sting ray just swims by. Another one appears.
CARTMAN
Hey! Splash me!!!
That one swims by as well.
CARTMAN
Dude, these things are dumb! Let's go!
Kyle comes running up, out of breath.
KYLE
YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS!!!!
STAN
What?!
Kyle rests a hand on stan, catches his breath and then-
KYLE
(catches breath, then)
Dude, he TALKS! The orca whale TALKS!
KENNY
What the fuck are you talking about?!
KYLE
I went up to Jambu's tank, and I tapped three times like the trainer did, Jambu swam up and started TALKING to me about rocket ships!
The three other boys look at each other. Kyle starts to leave.
KYLE
Come on, you gotta check it out!
EXT. ORCA STADIUM - DAY
The stadium is still empty in a wide shot as all four boys come running up to the glass.
KYLE
JAMBU! JAMBU I'M BACK!!!
Kyle slaps the glass like before. SLAP SLAP SLAP!
Jambu comes up to the glass again and floats there staring at Kyle. The other boys gather right behind Kyle looking fascinated about what's going to happen.
KYLE
How are you feeling?!
Jambu just floats there.
The boys look at each other as Kyle, in the middle, loses his smile.
KYLE
Ha... Jambu you want to talk about rocket ships?!
Jambu just floats there. Nothing...
INT. ANNOUNCER BOOTH - CONTINUOUS
Cut up to the booth and show that both guys are bored and preoccupied in the booth, turned away from the glass. One guy is reading a magazine. The other is eating chips and playing playstation.
EXT. ORCA STADIUM - DAY
The boys stand there with Kyle, who looks increasingly nervous.
KYLE
Ja-Jambu! Are you still feeling lonely here?!
Cartman puts his hand on Cartman's shoulder.
CARTMAN
Kyle, Kyle let it go, man.
KYLE
HE TALKED! I SWEAR TO ABRAHAM HE TALKED AND HE LOVES ROCKET SHIPS!!!
INT. ANNOUNCER BOOTH - CONTINUOUS
We see now that the guy who did the whale's voice before is turned around in his chair reading a magazine and eating a donut.
The other guy looks out the window and then slaps the whale voice guy's shoulder.
BOOTH GUY 2
Dude, he's back! He's back!
The whale voice guy drops his magazine and spins around in his chair to the microphone.
EXT. ORCA STADIUM - DAY
SHOT - behind the boys as they look at the glass at Jambu.
KYLE
GOD DAMMIT SAY SOMETHING!
Cartman turns and walks towards camera.
CARTMAN
Come on guys, let's leave Kyle with his stupid whale.
WHALE
Please don't call me stupid!
Cartman freezes in his tracks.
KYLE
Jambu!
Stan and Kenny look shocked as Kyle puts his hands against the glass.
KYLE
JAMBU WHY DIDN'T YOU SPEAK UP BEFORE?!
WHALE
I'm sorry, sometimes I can't talk. It's because I'm very, very sick you see!
KYLE
Sick?
STAN
I don't believe it.
WHALE
Yes... Because I'm not used to the Earth's atmosphere. You see, my name is actually WILLZYX, and I'm from the moon!
INT. ANNOUNCER BOOTH - CONTINUOUS
Both guys are totally cracking up.
BOTH GUYS
(laughing)
BOOTH GUY 2
The MOON?!
BOOTH GUY 1
That's where all Orca whales are from!
EXT. ORCA STADIUM - DAY
WHALE
If I don't get to back to the moon, I'm going to die!
The boys all look at each other.
CARTMAN
You LIVE on the moon?
WHALE
I used to, I wish I could return there and dance in the moon castle with my wife and three children again!
KYLE
Oh my god...
STAN
Why don't you just tell the people here at the Sea Park?
WHALE
I can't tell them, because they're EVIL communists from the Horsehead nebula! They want to kill ALL of us Zypods! So they keep us in these horrible tanks and make us perform.
KYLE
That's TERRIBLE!
INT. BOOTH - MORNING
BOOTH GUY 2
Dude, Dude, the boss is coming!
BOOTH GUY 1
Oh uh--Sorry, boys!
EXT. ORCA STADIUM - DAY
WHALE
I can't talk anymore-- I'm too sick!
(cough cough)
Can't talk... any... more...
The boys stare in shock.
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