The friend who eats grass fed beef is 100% Joe Rogan
@yeetteet3739
Жыл бұрын
He eats elk meat
@savnac
Жыл бұрын
Jordan Petersen?
@bartard5199
Жыл бұрын
he actually hunts and eats top end shit not some “grass fed” beef you’d get at ur local grocery store
@topogigio7031
Жыл бұрын
Just because you saw a random short clip of him on Rogan doesn't mean they're friends. Pretty sure Mark only dealt with that psychopath for his career.
@JotaJota813
Жыл бұрын
I came here to say this exactly 😂
@emlel1948
Жыл бұрын
"He gets to pick what he eats, eats" Is honestly such a genious line
@tm8089
Жыл бұрын
I didnt get it
@zear2284
Жыл бұрын
@@tm8089 he gets to pick what the food he eats, eats before its killed an cooked
@muza-
Жыл бұрын
Genius*
@fahrenheit2101
Жыл бұрын
Not to be that guy, but there should be an extra what to be grammatically correct.
@TrueNorth1217
Жыл бұрын
@@fahrenheit2101 huh? No there shouldnt lol
@theinsanecourier1840
Жыл бұрын
“My four year old is sober” norm would be laughing rn
@VYMQGSOH
Жыл бұрын
Some toddlers under 4 do smoke weed and take edibles. Not as often as adults but I know parents who let their kids do it and the kids knew how just from observing their parents every day doing it.
@FMK1317
Жыл бұрын
@@VYMQGSOH ......some people just don't deserve kid's 😒
@DastardlyDavid69
Жыл бұрын
@@VYMQGSOH That doesn’t sound unbelievable at all.
@jeremystern1471
Жыл бұрын
@@VYMQGSOH there a video of a toddler hitting a bong I'm pretty sure the parents were arrested and the kid was seperated.
@justsomedude4469
Жыл бұрын
@rkrjrg9 bro report that shit. If you turn a blind eye you're just as much responsible as they are
@GG-dd5uw
Жыл бұрын
“I get pick what I eat, eats.” is a brilliant line
@timwilson7326
Жыл бұрын
Is it really? That's brilliant?
@purplewine7362
Жыл бұрын
@@timwilson7326 yep
@dannyromano3664
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately G G totally messed up the quote.
@Beast-mf7br
Жыл бұрын
@@DatHombre did you even read what gg wrote?...would be slightly better if it was a coherent sentence
@hundvd_7
Жыл бұрын
"He gets to pick what he eats ...eats" Yeah, the original flows _so_ much better.
@cadet15
Жыл бұрын
“Hey we did it!” “Hey we *overdid* it”
@steveescher1554
Жыл бұрын
but in order to overdo it, you have to make it.
@Jester4460
Жыл бұрын
No overdoing it means even most small the children are too. I only see a fat kid every 50 normal kids
@trckstr2888
Жыл бұрын
“Anything worth doing is worth overdoing” Shane Patton
@jaypex2409
Жыл бұрын
@@colekter5940 who's number 1?
@Don-ck1ot
Жыл бұрын
@JayPEX Nauru, I think.
@joshuamiles4482
Жыл бұрын
I want to hear him on an animated show, he's got a perfect adult cartoon voice
@Azrael79a
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, he looks like a character in a cartoon lmao. Not saying he looks bad, just that kinda 'vibe'.
@SF-op5ix
Жыл бұрын
Lil billy crystal
@garbageman6240
Жыл бұрын
His name is even perfect for it too
@John.0117
4 ай бұрын
@@Azrael79ahe does lol 😂 his movements seem cartoonish
@PeachDragon_
Жыл бұрын
"My four year old is sober" Europeans: "I'm sorry for your loss"
@letizialorusso1950
Жыл бұрын
Accurate
@LordOfLight
Жыл бұрын
Nope. Never seen a European 4 year old drunk yet. Heard about American child junkies though..........
@miasancto
Жыл бұрын
😂
@christianandersen5521
Жыл бұрын
No for years old drink here. But grown up do. At the age of 18 beer 16. We are so free we actually chose if we want to.
@zwyxrrl
Жыл бұрын
@@christianandersen5521 obviously grown ups do😭😭he's just saying over here we drink whenever sometimes parents or grandparents just give us drinks bc it's funny
@munaiverse7662
Жыл бұрын
Some 32 year old: I've been sober 22 years
@seandipaul8257
Жыл бұрын
Ayo hol up
@codewithmePuneet
Жыл бұрын
Wait a minute
@seandipaul8257
Жыл бұрын
@@codewithmePuneet Sum ain’t right
@codewithmePuneet
Жыл бұрын
@@seandipaul8257 then I started to taste 'em *chp* *chp*
@toniivanova9360
Жыл бұрын
You have no idea how proper this is for some europeans. At 21 americans start drinking, but at that age europeans are quiting alcohol and becoming responsible adults. 🤔🤔🤔
@wom_Bat
Жыл бұрын
"My 4 year old has been sober for 36 months" 😌
@jaspalsarkaria7281
Жыл бұрын
Ayyyyeeee-wait…
@tonytony3685
Жыл бұрын
Either you mean 48 months or I missed the joke. Your new born used to drink 🍺?
@somanyquestions3113
Жыл бұрын
These numbers don’t add up 😰
@tentaclebernie4483
Жыл бұрын
Drunk pregnancy?
@XIIthehangedmanXII
Жыл бұрын
Oh nyo
@KUIP3R
Жыл бұрын
Congrats on the sober 4 year old! 😊
@gungungun9yago
Жыл бұрын
fr
@g29000
Жыл бұрын
fr
@Malacai087
Жыл бұрын
fr
@baca-5914
Жыл бұрын
fr
@thunderwolf5037
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@KillswitchRobie828
Жыл бұрын
That line... "He gets to pick what's he eats... Eats..." Got me ☠️
@ispres
Жыл бұрын
Tf does it mean
@Al_KR_t
Жыл бұрын
@@ispres he gets to choose what his food eats
@jonslg240
Жыл бұрын
It's funny because Europeans hate us for weird things, but any American that goes to Europe seems to hate how they get crime'd and scammed there. Mostly pick pockets and muggings, but also many other scams etc.. like a lot of Americans hate on Europe for the same reasons they hate on NYC. It's not "Europe/NYC is fat" it's "Europe/NYC are full of criminals and the police don't care."
@jonslg240
Жыл бұрын
Also in lots of Europe saying "my 12 year old is sober" actually would be bragging 😂
@DaPeasant
Жыл бұрын
@@jonslg240better than “my 12 year old made it home from school today”
@CasualCasimir
Жыл бұрын
I fucking love his casual form of humor. He speaks so fluently, and all his Joe some punchlines flow so well like water.😂 It’s seamless
@cykeok3525
Жыл бұрын
It's a constant barrage too, setup-punchline-setup-punchline, and every single one hits home hard. This dude is amazing :D
@intermodus2180
Жыл бұрын
I found it pedantic, and humorless. Especially fake news was where you're in heaven. The obese, especially the obese FOR NO REASON, Don't go to heaven. Good thing you're not a human, just ppl'.
@nightlyy-
Жыл бұрын
@@intermodus2180so if someone cures cancer then dies obese he doesnt go to heaven? Gods collecting discriminations like infinity stones goddamn
@kingofnuggets7304
11 ай бұрын
@@intermodus2180Holy sht it's a joke not a Church , chill out
@toxicworld7211
10 ай бұрын
@@intermodus2180Found the salty European. Be careful what you say about us Americans, we might have to save your continent from another world war soon, again. Lol
@bigboompow
Жыл бұрын
So many jokes packed into a minute. Brilliant
@lbatemon1158
Жыл бұрын
"How'd you lose your foot? Frost bite?" "Nah, frosting." That is comedy gold. This bit had me laughing.
@EEEEEEEE
Жыл бұрын
E
@Zeemas
Жыл бұрын
I can only describe him as the golden retriever of comedians
@zman4002
Жыл бұрын
" I died of starvation" "I died of eating"
@Yarxing
Жыл бұрын
And it's both because of they're too poor to be able to afford healthy food.
@zman4002
Жыл бұрын
@Yarxing that's...not true...
@JeremyHopsonLIVE
Жыл бұрын
@@zman4002People wanting to insert half true statements into jokes smh…
@francescozzononsisa1078
Жыл бұрын
Yup. Globalcapitalism, what a tragicomedy
@srs6461
Жыл бұрын
@@JeremyHopsonLIVE Explain yourself.
@nuzayerov
Жыл бұрын
Man I love the American dad vibe he gives. Sorta reminds me of Jerry Smith fron Rick and Morty, but in a very good way
@Vaser1013
Жыл бұрын
One of the nicest/kindest bits that actually describes how much something is true.
@LobterGaming
Жыл бұрын
It isnt tho. Its not like Europeans are starving, we just know what good food is
@ladypeachbuns5080
Жыл бұрын
@@colekter5940do not forget British and polish food, and also Canadians sadly, do not know how to cook. even when construction workers build new buildings they usually leave out the stove because no one uses it, the just get skip the dishes, it's really pathetic 😭
@joshsatterfield9440
Жыл бұрын
He gets to picks what he eats eats might be one of the best things I ever heard.🤣
@stunksmahoney4606
Жыл бұрын
His little head movements as he looks back n forth after a zinger always kill me. He’s got the best energy, like some 1950s comedian born again for us.
@ScuffedLandlord
Жыл бұрын
100%. he definitely has that old timer energy.
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625
Жыл бұрын
@@ScuffedLandlordwatching Seinfeld I can feel the Jerry in him
@jessporter8173
Жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS PERSPECTIVE! How positive!
@sirgaffo
Жыл бұрын
How toxic you mean to promote being unhealthy🤣
@wowMush
Жыл бұрын
“ One of my friends only eats grass fed beef. You know how crazy that is? That means he gets to pick what he eats, eats” 😂 The way this man compares cows eating what they are supposed to eat it to us bragging about a sober 4 year old is genius haha.
@TastyChevelle
Жыл бұрын
Damn, you just repeated exactly what he said!
@charleycox3944
Жыл бұрын
@@TastyChevelle cynical comments like yours keep popping up lately.
@ErosIRL
Жыл бұрын
@@charleycox3944 people outlining the video that everyone is also watching on repeat keep popping up lately. It bothers the rest of us that have an attention span longer than a Tik Tok
@anonymousapproximation8549
Жыл бұрын
@@ErosIRL yeah, instead of low attention span, you just have hyper focus.
@ContactsNfilters
Жыл бұрын
Okay, but why is it twice as expensive to get grass-fed meat. 😭
@onmygrizzy2974
Жыл бұрын
The question is, “How long has your 4 year old been sober?” 😂
@ibrahimqureshi2524
Жыл бұрын
I love his jokes but I see his videos to hear his voice and accent.....it's lovely
@leonp.2171
Жыл бұрын
Love how what this guy says sounds so much like he's joking and he's so good at it, when tbf those topics aren't really anything to laugh at. I'm honestly impressed with it, and I think that's his goal.
@otaku3OBSESSION
Жыл бұрын
Why not laugh at them? Comedy and tragedy are one genre of the macabre.
@Yougotcaged102
Жыл бұрын
You mean dark humor? That's kinda been the norm for a long time now
@redwolf9455
Жыл бұрын
You should check out Norm McDonald too, he does a lot of this kinda stuff. It’s really good
@KriegeroftheLake
Жыл бұрын
“I starved to death, what happened to you?” “Snacks.”
@censored4christ162
Жыл бұрын
Diabetus
@PEACEOUTPAT
Жыл бұрын
This is maybe the best fat bit any comedian has ever done. Surprisingly gentle. Props
@Collektor1
Жыл бұрын
One of his best combinations I’ve ever seen
@Anthroparian
Жыл бұрын
“You’re so fat” The European said, half way through his 8th bottle of liquor and 3rd pack of cigarettes today
@geirrogn6370
Жыл бұрын
What??
@Anthroparian
Жыл бұрын
@@geirrogn6370 Europeans call Americans fat (insinuating they are unhealthy) while also being heavily known for heavy use of unhealthy substances, which is hypocritical
@YoutubeCat-ie1pc
Жыл бұрын
Youre not wrong lol. But in Germany at least, the use of cigs and alc declines every year. I dont think our French neighbours could ever resist cigs tho lmao
@Notiravgsarah
Жыл бұрын
@@KZitemCat-ie1pc that’s interesting to hear. The US has also declined in the cig use. Idk about alcohol but I know a lot more people don’t drink than I thought
@ChibiSugar
Жыл бұрын
That’s Eastern Europe lmfao, can barely buy cigarettes in the Netherlands nowadays lol. But Europe is Europe so you’re not wrong.
@bigbird6451
Жыл бұрын
The most underrated comedian. He is finally getting some recognition but its still not enough.
@ollie-ev8zm
Жыл бұрын
“the mcrib is back whadya want ??” 😂😂
@purple.9919
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, and since I'm there I may as well get their fries, no one beats them on that.
@Artya4444
Жыл бұрын
"get the hell out of here" was so accurate, i could imagine some random fat person without neck 💀
@gasser5001
8 ай бұрын
GETHELLOUUTAHEEEERE!!! I love how he sticks it. LOL.
@babydavey341
Жыл бұрын
the delivery just gets better and better
@TwinkleToes123
Жыл бұрын
Years ago I didn’t think his jokes were great but when you get older you appreciate them lol. His delivery is spot on too
@SteelRatVT
Жыл бұрын
The Frosting line killed me!
@goldmoutdog19
Жыл бұрын
Being overweight was once a sign of wealth
@Kgopani3101
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it still is in north korea, during famines when north North Korean citizens almost became canibals, kim Jong un was cramming as much as fat in him to show his wealth, and he gained like 15-20 pounds
@terryriley6410
Жыл бұрын
Yeah and now you can get fat on the worst kind of cheap food that will kill you early.
@aloedark5221
Жыл бұрын
once not now
@frederickroy7039
Жыл бұрын
Now its the opposite, yay
@Kgopani3101
Жыл бұрын
@@frederickroy7039 Naahhh, fat ppl look rich af
@jerenello
Жыл бұрын
His crowds don’t deserve him. Mark a clever, clever comic.
@uroczytofu
Жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna say "How'd you lose your foot?" "Diabetes"
@crisdelgadillo6502
Жыл бұрын
My brain went to gout
@korokleafgaming6863
Жыл бұрын
This is how I play any board game, especially Catan
@diaz6884
Жыл бұрын
They line about going to heaven and dying from frosting was such a Gaffigan style joke I love it
@devadasn
Жыл бұрын
This one could have easily been the opening monologue to a Seinfeld episode 😂
@Twistedpeppermint99
Жыл бұрын
Seriously.. I could just hear Jerry Seinfeld doing this set. 😂😂
@adam-gg3zt
Жыл бұрын
I live in Germany and I laugh at the fact they make fun of Americans for being fat while they smoke 2 packs a day. It’s like, yeah you’re really showing us what’s healthy Hans. And Europeans are catching up with the US on the weight too. Don’t let them fool ya.
@Jochen-iq8vx
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for calling me Hans. I'm German and live in Norway. I neither smoke nor am I overweighted. What's your source that Europeans are catching up on weight?
@romainsavioz5466
Жыл бұрын
🤦🏻♂️
@adam-gg3zt
Жыл бұрын
@@Jochen-iq8vx I’m American and not overweight so where are the European’s sources that All Americans are overweight? Works both ways. I will say there are more overweight people in America per capita, however look up childhood obesity rates for European countries over the last 20 years. I know Great Britain specifically is struggling with a childhood obesity epidemic
@Jochen-iq8vx
Жыл бұрын
@@adam-gg3zt I didn't say that. Just wanted a source, that's all.
@WMDistraction
Жыл бұрын
@@adam-gg3zt I work in international schools, and the number of unironic comments I got from coworkers telling me Coke Zero is bad for me while I knew damn well they were a pack a say smoker drove me up a wall.
@theresaandrade8261
Жыл бұрын
"Frost bite?....Nah Frosting" LMAOOO so dumb, made me laugh harder than I should
@robertweekley5926
Жыл бұрын
One of the "Seven Deadly Sins: Gluttony!" 🧐😳🥴🙄 Yup, you did it! 🥴😂😂😂
@knifedance2402
Жыл бұрын
Two of the others are envy and pride.
@charlesbrown4483
Жыл бұрын
As an American judging by the internet, Europeans really do spend a lot of time thinking about us lol
@Skept1cal_269
Жыл бұрын
It’s like we live rent free in their heads 💀
@Ohne_Silikone
Жыл бұрын
More like we have always been the chessboard of the next looming world ending war. It is hard to mind yourself when in fear of nuclear missiles passing overhead from both sides, or tanks encroaching on your border. Besides in general American presence in the world decides what is going to happen. Take Taiwan for instance. Or Ukraine for that matter.
@charlesbrown4483
Жыл бұрын
@@Ohne_Silikone Lol what? A couple things wrong with that. (1) The US is who you’re afraid of destroying the world with nukes? Not Russia or North Korea or China? (2) The nuclear warfare era is long over in the US. Our military has far more effective and safer ways of killing people.
@EricW800
Жыл бұрын
It’s their favorite past time: posting ignorance about Americans - as they have nothing else to do. They’re like the kid at the playground who couldn’t play sports very well but had a loud mouth - you just pat him on the head occasionally but mainly ignore him.
@Ohne_Silikone
Жыл бұрын
@@charlesbrown4483 read my comment. It is not so much about America being the aggressor, it is more how other aggressors react to America's presence on the world stage. Apart from all the deterrent/protection American military presence might bolster, America surely likes to fight it's (proxy) wars on foreign soil. History can't deny that. Everything as long as it is not on home soil. About America not being a nuclear threat: it just released its top secret B21, which has Nuclear capabilities. Don't tell me that has no meaning or purpose. Besides where do you think they mean to send their nuclear strikes from? It is an open secret there are nukes stationed on mainland European soil. Hell, my parents used to protest against that. Later turned out that during the Warsaw Pact era missiles were trailed at my home town because of it, marked as being amongst the first to go. And you think that has changed? As long as there are nukes there is nuclear threat.
@Q_Rated
Жыл бұрын
This guys brain is on another level. Takes a lot of deep work to come up with this kinda material
@thenatrixundone
Жыл бұрын
Ah, America. The land of the 20 kinds of peanut butter.🥜
@idk8964
Жыл бұрын
Name 5
@memyself3510
Жыл бұрын
For people like me who struggle to gain weight, peanut butter is a godsend. Just watch out for the added sugar
@randomdude4669
Жыл бұрын
@@memyself3510pb is top shit for gaining mass
@klaytonmayeaux8966
Жыл бұрын
"How's ya lose your foot? Frostbite?" "Nope! Frosting!" LOL!!!
@TheMrplayitsafe
Жыл бұрын
Wow, Mark actually being funny for a change.
@KR0OK
Жыл бұрын
That's why the kings and emperor's used to be fat back then because it represented a status of wealth and fortune since it means they always had an abundance of food/money.
@frogpaste
Жыл бұрын
Even today. I read an article recently that said North Koreans mourned when they saw Kim Jong-un had lost weight.
@lockandloadlikehell
Жыл бұрын
We know.
@1BuFo
Жыл бұрын
Used to" now it represents your laziness to cook and tendency for McDonald's
@TRP_7022
Жыл бұрын
@@1BuFo no used to lol. Still have an abundance of food to pay for with money at McDonald’s lol. How is it any different? You know how many boxes of chicken Popeyes goes through a week? 400 boxes weighing 50 pounds each. You’re just butthurt that it isn’t “The Great British Empire” doing it lol. Bet you a McChicken you’d be saying the same shit if you didn’t live on a barren wasteland called England.
@castravete9006
Жыл бұрын
They were fat because they didnt have to do any labour work or physical activities, a miner back in that day would eat a shit ton of food because he used to burn more calories, dont mistake laziness for wealth, its just that those who you talk about didnt move around, i mean take a look at Leonidas of Sparta, which was a great king but also one of the best fighters there was, Alexander the Great and so on, rulers who joined the battle and were still in shape and wealthy, do not try to validate an unhealthy lifestyle just because some rich people in history had it
@PlasticSinks
Жыл бұрын
USA: we have so much food. Also USA: you want to be fancy and try a grass fed steak???
@Anthroparian
Жыл бұрын
I…. Is this a joke?
@davidthomas9165
Жыл бұрын
@@Anthroparian makes sense to me
@Anthroparian
Жыл бұрын
@@davidthomas9165 dude I’m lost but maybe I’m just high
@davidthomas9165
Жыл бұрын
@@Anthroparian maybe not exactly a funny joke, but agreeing with the comedian. Baffled by the idea that an American would be pleased/boast about the amount of food they are able to produce, and then suggest that grass fed beef is a special luxury. In many places, pointing out your cows are "grass fed" is crazy. All our cows here spend the majority of the time in green fields except the coldest winter months, even those that go into MacDonalds burgers! I saw on a programme that a lot of, if not majority of US and Argentinian beef comes from feed lots, which I understand are basically massive pens where they're fed beet pellets and still allowed growth hormones (which were banned here about 30 years ago).
@ryanfulton8199
Жыл бұрын
@@davidthomas9165 feed lots do not mean they live in a pen its just a place they are held b4 they are sent to become food they get hay and feed pellets to get vitamins minerals fats and protein needed to stay healthy. You should of read what a feed lot was and not just look at pictures it literally tells you it's a place they go temporarily b4 being sent to a slaughter house. All live stock live in a place with open fields to eat on while also given hay to eat. Nothing happens here living conditions wise that don't happen on just abt every country.
@inoahguy4you
Жыл бұрын
He so fucking quick but they’re all bangers
@dimitrikemitsky
Жыл бұрын
Most unintentionally brutal comeback I heard from an American: Dude goes on a long semi rant about how bad and dumb Americans are socially and politically, finally finishes with "Well what do Americans think about Greece?" "We don't think about Greece." Still not sure if American girl was oblivious or actually very clever.
@christianboi7690
Жыл бұрын
Nice.
@crisdelgadillo6502
Жыл бұрын
We only think about their mythology and yogurt
@crispodispo
Жыл бұрын
Someone was cheering when he said "Why is it a bad thing how fat we are?" 😭
@christopherpapaioannou9401
Жыл бұрын
Not sure how I feel about the whole segment, but the grass-fed beef "he gets to pick what he eats, eats" line is peak observational comedy
@Manabuski06069
Жыл бұрын
„They really make fun of us over there“ 😂😂😂😂 Yes we do!
@colesuqs
Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty chubby and am also a recent amputee and everyone at the hospital every time I go assumed it was from diabetes! Lol so effing frustrating!
@PlayerBros2
Жыл бұрын
Just say you gained weight after you lost the limb
@colesuqs
Жыл бұрын
@@PlayerBros2 i did! Lol and ftr i lost a lot more than a limb! I lost both legs and my left hand and right middle finger and the tip of my ring finger ... So i can make up a lot of shit for my situation 😂😂😂
@StarHunter28
Жыл бұрын
Damn dude, did you get in a fight with a wood chipper?
@AWholeDonut
Жыл бұрын
I think what makes it funny is how dead he delivers the jokes
@CynicalDad81
Жыл бұрын
We all laugh, but this is absolutely true…
@rondoespsych5901
Жыл бұрын
With the foot joke, I wish after the "frosting" part mark would say, "yeah, the beaties got my feeties." 😂
@andrewstoll4548
Жыл бұрын
That's bad...😖🤣
@be.stoic1985
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, there's probably a good reason why it's the comedians who make the jokes
@jorgerivera5003
Жыл бұрын
"No, frosting" is such a clever joke
@leoneyamada5408
Жыл бұрын
The next time i have a friend or family that has a child i am saying "congrats on the sober baby"
@bub305
Жыл бұрын
Look out for the "but I drank when I was pregnant" look on their face
@KiraAsakura14
Жыл бұрын
It's the not too funny humor for me, like it won't make you burst out but it's consistently tickling your sides it's annoyingly good! XD
@ana419
Жыл бұрын
So true. Please keep rubbing it in and bringing it home!
@susandinosaur732
Жыл бұрын
They really make fun of us over there😂 Americans: look at that karen. The world: look at that american.
@pipeline732
Жыл бұрын
Correction: This mostly applies to the U.S.A. The rest of America isn't ridiculed in that way ;)
@memyself3510
Жыл бұрын
Funny, I work in food service, and the rudest most inconsiderate people I experience are ALWAYS non-Americans
@srs6461
Жыл бұрын
@@pipeline732 Two continents not one ;)
@jackfairman7371
Жыл бұрын
The fact that he's proud says it all. 😂
@troybaxter
Жыл бұрын
Can't be made fun of something if you already own it.
@KalebCurnow-gf8ub
Жыл бұрын
Idk why but I got shades of Seinfeld from this bit. So funny
@bort_hill
Жыл бұрын
my 5yo kid overheard me watching this and said YAAAY FOOD WE DID IT
@k.ferguson2982
Жыл бұрын
Ya sure... But is he sober?
@bort_hill
Жыл бұрын
@@k.ferguson2982 she has refused to acknowledge that she has a problem 😔😔
@TommyFehr
Жыл бұрын
Waiting for the people to fight over who is first 😂
@cloaker7237
Жыл бұрын
First
@TheUnderscore_
Жыл бұрын
@@cloaker7237 No, I was!!
@LiteralCrimeRave
Жыл бұрын
It was actually you
@143ba
Жыл бұрын
people in europe aren’t starving , we have abundance and self control
@marty88ish
Жыл бұрын
You put mayonnaise on your French fries (chips). Abundance of self control? I think Octoberfest and million other drunken food festivals proves otherwise.
@Edit72833
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you have shorts because I tried to get friends to watch your whole special but they are special and can't sit still for more than 60 seconds. So I have been slowly showing them your clips out of order 😈.
@ankitsood2932
Жыл бұрын
He is so intelligent yet makes the most dumbest correlations that hit 🎯
@kl6mmidia949
Жыл бұрын
“The most dumbest” 😂
@pinedragon5398
Жыл бұрын
He has a point. Traditionally throughout history being fat meant you were successful. It was a sign of status and power and was considered attractive to a lot of people. Not everyone I don’t think, but enough for it to be notable.
@DoubleBob
Жыл бұрын
No. It was a sign of gluttony, which is considered a deadly sin in Christianity.
@jakebmansir270
Жыл бұрын
Yea but we were talking about other cultures
@nathant7437
Жыл бұрын
Lol I'm really liking this guy's jokes. Gonna look up his standups
@Jun-fm1kp
Жыл бұрын
Tough crowd
@050572robert
Жыл бұрын
Look at the shot where you see backs of heads, he is huge on stage, i believe that this is a fake, hes not standing in front of an audience
@archieoconnor7509
Жыл бұрын
In Britain having a sober 4 year old is a flex
@ennisgunns
Жыл бұрын
I get to watch him get better and better each time. So good.
@Zachary-
Жыл бұрын
The UK is only 15% less fat than the US, and closing the distance quickly.
@WaterVolt1917
Жыл бұрын
Must be following that Churchill trend
@randomdude4669
Жыл бұрын
@@saberswordsmen1regardless they are European under every sense of the wore
@tapatiti
Жыл бұрын
Damn I didn’t realize how much everything we put inside us is processed until he made that analogy. But”the mcrib is back whaddya gonna do”
@nathanoberg4389
Жыл бұрын
When he says "Get the hell out of here! Whaaaaat..." reminded me so much of the voice of Morty from Rick and Morty. Get this man a role
@MorellesTV
Жыл бұрын
As a European looking from the outsode, it appears America is ground zero of crazy
@triphophoney2981
Жыл бұрын
Your observation is correct, my Euro friend 😂
@CJP.-pq3kr
Жыл бұрын
You see it through the lens of what your liberal media spoon feeds you, so yeah, I’m sure it “appears” that way.
@charlieturk2146
Жыл бұрын
those aren't the only jokes we make, we're just being polite
@mman6283
Жыл бұрын
Yeah well as a US citizen we don’t pay attention to what you guys do wherever you’re from whatever language they speak in whatever country in Europe you all know English we don’t even try to learn what you speak it’s not important to us not trying to be prejudice here but I’m just being honest I will never listen to your music watch your TV shows watch your movies it’s not the American way😂 Unless you’re from like London then we speak the same language but everything else holds true totally not watching your TV shows or listening to your music
@charlieturk2146
Жыл бұрын
@@mman6283 Shame, Europe is actually interesting. The US just has a false superiority complex.
@HibiTeamQueso
Жыл бұрын
@@mman6283 also you are fucking wrong lmao. The most viewed song in KZitem is in spanish too. "Despacito" You don't listen to our songs my ass 😂
@originalrecipe7988
Жыл бұрын
@@mman6283 Like a comment in this comment section said, Europeans don't like us but will keep the US, and it's people, in their mouth. We live "rent free" in people's minds all across Europe, on the other side of the world.
@dexterwestin3747
Жыл бұрын
It's ok - I have to go to Brussels and Geneva twice a year and hear all of the jokes by my European colleagues. It feels like being made fun of by your sister's friend that you just tune out.
@BenevolentBees
Жыл бұрын
This guy is a king of subtlety
@takeaholiday
Жыл бұрын
A real life Jim Halpert.
@kabeperry6774
Жыл бұрын
Europe be hating on us…really all of them be hating on us 😂
@aloedark5221
Жыл бұрын
But their right sooo...
@kabeperry6774
Жыл бұрын
@@aloedark5221 they not … and we could point out a million flaws on they in…we simply don’t care about them like they do us
@ynpavo
Жыл бұрын
@@kabeperry6774 nah my man, your flaws are just so evident that it dares you to point them out. Also a big factor is American hubris. You guys seem to think you're that great of a nation while we can all see how fucked up it really is over there. Europeans are humble about themselves and their nation/it's flaws.
@gaia7240
Жыл бұрын
We actually wouldn't if you weren't everywhere we look 😅
@kabeperry6774
Жыл бұрын
@@gaia7240 we bigger and better...its ok with our leadership we are falling from grace quickly
@carlvargas7911
Жыл бұрын
The delivery is so good 😂
@epicshadowboy9338
Жыл бұрын
I gotta be real ”They really make fun of us over there” is very accurate, not just for obesity tho…
@eilidhmac117
Жыл бұрын
They start with that and then move to education. Followed by how loud we are.
@RedLancerMoto
Жыл бұрын
Yet they rely on us 😒
@outrageddeer2101
Жыл бұрын
@@eilidhmac117 we just exist and they hate us.
@Brock_Lee501
Жыл бұрын
@dihvocfoscocudvyvdd some people are more sensitive than others.
@DarkLion1989
Жыл бұрын
@@RedLancerMoto and that quite a few US-Americans believe stuff like that is one of the reasons why quite a few Europeans make fun of them
@wolkrieth2394
Жыл бұрын
Europeans call us fat, we call them fat
@leviparn2764
Жыл бұрын
Seemed like a tough crowd, always e joy these videos!
@Tortilla1111
Жыл бұрын
When you try to make jokes out of your situation but it's just sad..
@Dakota104
Жыл бұрын
"Why is it bad being fat?" Because its not healthy.
@elijahlopez416
Жыл бұрын
I’m here for a good time, not a long time
@jakelee7083
Жыл бұрын
Neither is drinking 2 bottles of vodka a day.
@antoniobaak146
Жыл бұрын
@@elijahlopez416 well have fun leaving the world quick
@elijahlopez416
Жыл бұрын
@@antoniobaak146 I will thank you
@rayyscribbls
Жыл бұрын
I love this guy's comedy cuz the word play and jokes never cease. Almost every sentence has a joke on it
@EvilWillow123123
Жыл бұрын
We also make fun of the fact that american students have to sing the national anthem of america and that its the only country where school shootings are a real problem you need to actively be scared of but ofcourse we make fun of alot of more stuff bout your country than just that
@napking2923
Жыл бұрын
And how that country's culture does not exist and the closest they are to having one are stereotypes. How they love to cheer for war on other countries but cry if you even try to mention things about their country.
@EvilWillow123123
Жыл бұрын
@cinnxamonz4464 yea makin fun of serious topics generally is called satire i think. And if you didnt know satire is any form of comedy that critises any topic through comedy and so informs people about stuff like that terrible things exist like americas gun rights which lead to a lot of problems that also include school shootings and cause of those rights a lot of innocent people and espiecally children die. But yk something a lot of eurapoeons ALSO make fun of americans? That most of you guys have a stick in their ass n cant take a joke or any form of satire n come crying "but thats terribleeee you cant make jokes about thaaaat :(((((((" we make fun of that a lot actually :) oh yea but to balance it ofc in england theres actually also going on some shit cause the government wants to take human rights off of trans people which yk also is terrible but id still make fun of it satirically because that is a way of expressing a persons emotions about a topic and a way of critisism DESPITE england being a part of europe and me being a european ik its crazy. But yea what i basically wanna say to you and some other people that cant take a joke: We europeans do not intend to make fun of you guys or offend you we intend to make fun of the problems of america in an attempt to inform people about how terrible some things there are i mean you n i AT LEAST have to admit that for such a wealthy country a lot of bad shit is going on for yall. N with this satire we just want to inform people about that shit that is going on. N im not a person that says shit like "oh come oooon its just a joke dont be a bitch" to excuse my offensive statements im just a fan of satire and wanna defend that cause its important in some way for political discussions and the such. Anyways what i wanna say is that we should all have more love for one another n ik thats very gay of me to say (im pansexual im allowed to make that satirical joke that talks about young people or older people that still use gay as an insult like its 2000) i just want us all to be able to express ourselfs and our opinions through comedy and other means. Because crying about something being offensive doesnt really get us anywhere now does it? We are all in the same boat we all fuck up at times no country is perfect like america with its gun rights and health care system, like england with its far right government who wanna take away trans rights, like germany (my own country) that constantly just lobbys for everything and also for 16 years did politics for only old people and didnt build up the internet or a lot of other infrastructure n also killed like 3 protestors for a secured enviremont that a company just wanted to illegally put a coal mine on by just building it anyways and killing those people in the proscess, as you can see im very not happy about MY OWN COUNTRYS problems and i still would at any point all the time make fun of those problems. Because what i soley make fun of is not the good people of america that want to change things like you but the people that think "ye-yea no gun rights are super cool i wanna hold a gun n idc that people and children die cause of it" those are the problem not you n im makin fun of those people not you youre a good person at heart eventhough you cant handle the concept of satire. But i always only make fun of the bad people in america i make fun of the government for being like it is im makin fun of the people that are for all those bad things. And you really want to defend those people? Anywas thats a long ass text i made i just want you n other people to get satire n if not bein able to laugh at it at least take our critism serious n not get offended by it anymore cause what we say is still real critism :( i just want yall to be able to discuss such topics better.
@EvilWillow123123
Жыл бұрын
Oh yea and also i made such a long text partly cause i was angy about this XD which is very hypocritical ik XD im just shtupid like that ig XD
@EvilWillow123123
Жыл бұрын
@cinnxamonz4464 oh yea also we all know we aint the good guys nobody is :D all countrys are garbage but i wanna work towards *everyone* not being garbage anymore including my own country cause i fuckin hate my country XD
@toxicworld7211
10 ай бұрын
@@EvilWillow123123We know you're angry about it, that's why we make fun of you too. It's ok though, it's natural to be spiteful to those who are superior to you. Lol
@shutuplease445
Жыл бұрын
americans complaining about europeans about how we talk about them but americans literally dont get off anyones case when they are from a different country
@krystopherguadalupe1760
Жыл бұрын
This but deserved way more than chuckles from the audience. I audibly laughed out loud
@shadowraith10
Жыл бұрын
The Waffle House has found its new Host.
@Monke-
Жыл бұрын
The Waffle House has found it’s new host
@randempedestrian
Жыл бұрын
Wow, I laughed out loud at all of this, which is rare. Hilarious!
@sailbatten2056
Жыл бұрын
Talent. We're going to see a lot more of this guy.
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