And just like that, Carl went on to live a long, happy life.
@thebigvega4415
3 жыл бұрын
Well, maybe not long..
@Warclubz
3 жыл бұрын
Still happy though.
@WhiteGundam01
3 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏
@aristancombest6881
3 жыл бұрын
HA TRUTH
@therealandrewcano
3 жыл бұрын
😆
@deadhorse1391
3 жыл бұрын
I hate it when you are in an argument with someone and they just decide to roll down the hill and go swimming
@ericanderson969
3 жыл бұрын
If I had a penny for every time this exact same thing happened to me I’d be rich.
@beasaroseco5840
3 жыл бұрын
😆
@shubhasingh1766
3 жыл бұрын
This hands down is the most underrated comment here 😂😂😂😂😂
@p.g.reitsma7245
3 жыл бұрын
Lol...holy shit...best comment ever! You win...hahaha.
@themercy138
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@holden6104
2 жыл бұрын
Can we get a round of applause to the stuntman wearing that wig and tumbling down the hill so convincingly.
@elisabethscott20
2 жыл бұрын
Dude I know LIKE HOW
@Trevor_Hill
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sayin
@kbanghart
Жыл бұрын
Oh great now you ruined it
@wisecracker1814
Жыл бұрын
It was a dummy, dummy
@lo.lo_marie
Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if there were no stuntman.
@MmaMadman85
2 жыл бұрын
My man Carl was one of the few that did something somewhat smart and just tried to do what Marty wanted. Now he is debt free of a shitty casino, out of an abusive marrage, and has enough money to travel and live out his retirement. Cartel did this man a FAVOR.
@trollingbastard2817
Жыл бұрын
Stay out of school and launder money
@dylonjackson8863
Жыл бұрын
@@trollingbastard2817And kill Mexicans?..
@dogsbestfriend1553
2 жыл бұрын
Carl's life expectancy increased by 22 years that day
@dbz9393
Жыл бұрын
And they wonder why women live longer lmao 🤣
@thisguy9733
Жыл бұрын
Carl started to revert back to his actual age of 38 instead of looking 92
@Oof-DahReviews-bf4hv
6 ай бұрын
and Carl also grew 3" taller that day. Carl also doesn't like green eggs and ham.
@ScottDLR
3 ай бұрын
Thanks for that. I actually LOL'd!
@laurenm7485
3 ай бұрын
Who else wanted a spin off show about what Carl was going to do with his life and how happy he'd be with his 3 million after selling up with a really attractive new wife
@duranduran6415
4 жыл бұрын
"There are no such things as mistakes...only happy little accidents." - Bob Ross
@jonathanromero1753
3 жыл бұрын
Duran Duran64 lulz
@redsol3629
3 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting on some happy times right now.
@batman3875max
3 жыл бұрын
Dat dark
@duranduran6415
3 жыл бұрын
@@batman3875max Eh.. it is more like a dark Sienna with a touch a crimson. haha
@duranduran6415
3 жыл бұрын
@Rooster Cogburns Eyepatch Haha! Yeah, those are the ones!
@jclaytoncabral5106
2 жыл бұрын
And Carl walked home singing, “Ding dong, the witch is gone”
@luluinterrupted9213
2 жыл бұрын
Besides the death of Cade, THIS was one of the most satisfying scenes on Ozark. Also Helen's death.
@misterfrias
3 жыл бұрын
The realization that he was coming into a boatload of money, his harpy wife was gone, and there are no witnesses. It must have felt like hitting the Powerball.
@arcadymorel7565
3 жыл бұрын
Also absolutely no proof of murder, just a woman who fell over a low railing, everyday normal stuff.
@coffeefish
3 жыл бұрын
Are you a knuckle head? He is elderly and frail. He can barely walk and it looks like he drools. He want's clean clothes, toast for breakfast and someone to drive him to Dr. appointments. He's not interested seeing his wife die like that and then going nuts with a boat load of money.
@arcadymorel7565
3 жыл бұрын
@@coffeefish with all that money he can pay a bitch to act like his wife but nicer.
@hansorsic7387
3 жыл бұрын
@@coffeefish with all that money he could afford a live in maid... If she fell just from that I doubt she was doing most of that anyways... Also you're a sexist pig.
@coffeefish
3 жыл бұрын
@@arcadymorel7565 True.
@GhostInPajamas
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao he swats her hand away and her entire body flips over the railing, tumbles down a hill, fuckin dies, and then he just walks away and the show never revisits it
@yusefcobb3600
3 жыл бұрын
They will in season 4. They don’t miss small stuff like this
@user-nm8it4zm1r
3 жыл бұрын
@@yusefcobb3600 they miss small stuff all the time... way too much actually
@yusefcobb3600
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-nm8it4zm1r like what
@bigbilliams4233
3 жыл бұрын
@@yusefcobb3600 like what does sheriff Nix owe the snells? What’s his debt?
@franksinatra334
3 жыл бұрын
@@bigbilliams4233 None of that stuff is missed. Darlene is still alive and it will likely be revisited
@kingarrogance1199
2 жыл бұрын
He ain’t even go down to check on her 😂
@osamabinrobbin
2 ай бұрын
I bet he was thinking “ I’m free at last!!”
@robinpressley9487
2 жыл бұрын
And Carl lived happily ever after!🤗
@kongfeet81
4 жыл бұрын
The death of a Karen
@StanvilleBrown
3 жыл бұрын
Facts! 😆
@adrianfoster7387
3 жыл бұрын
Not a tear was shed in the world
@jeremywoods770
3 жыл бұрын
The look on his face after it happened: im free. Im free! Im free!
@ZA56AA
3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremywoods770 Because he was free indeed!
@danielgiraldo5478
3 жыл бұрын
a beautiful and rare sight
@brandonclobes7788
4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t condone it. But if my wife of a few decades started poking my head shouting about how she should’ve married my brother I’d be very upset too.
@SuperSpasticNinja
4 жыл бұрын
I would condone it. Those were fighting words.
@Mandelbrotmat
4 жыл бұрын
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
@hollywoodshopaholic
4 жыл бұрын
Same, especially when she brought up the fact that his brother was taller to deliberately insult his masculinity. So petty and unnecessary.
@nickolashill2421
4 жыл бұрын
but in her defense 3 inches makes that difference
@chandlerrose4545
4 жыл бұрын
All he really did was smack her hand away from him.
@timheidel5849
2 жыл бұрын
And just like that, Carl lived happily ever after... and every man watching this understood and was happy for him. The End.
@ticketyboo2456
Жыл бұрын
Tim Heidel Oh come on we all know the likelihood of you having a wife is so low mate.
@devondaughtry3433
Жыл бұрын
@@ticketyboo2456 come on now how you going to cry in the comment section over his joke when there are plenty of other people doing the same thing
@devondaughtry3433
Жыл бұрын
@@ticketyboo2456 not to mention you're a year late dumb ass lmao
@ticketyboo2456
Жыл бұрын
@@devondaughtry3433 I don't cry over the comment section... who does??
@devondaughtry3433
Жыл бұрын
@@ticketyboo2456 you're upset he made a joke lol you're clearly upset since you went straight to insults so keep crying
@steveconkey7362
Жыл бұрын
You have to respect the stunt actor in this scene. Amazing role with no cuts.
@thecluuchannel4705
3 ай бұрын
You misspelled "roll". 😆
@drampabay1476
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Carl’s story ends here. At least someone in Ozark road into the sunset happy for once
@mjremy2605
2 жыл бұрын
RODE not ROAD, you Hillbilly.
@drampabay1476
2 жыл бұрын
@@mjremy2605suck one grammar nazi
@narcoleptic_owl
2 жыл бұрын
@@mjremy2605 what an ass. Chill out
@BugsBunnyDoesCocaine
2 жыл бұрын
@@mjremy2605 your life must be real miserable huh
@fieldy409
2 жыл бұрын
It was so weird. He was just a normal guy no ties to criminals or anything but lets make him coincidentally kill his wife in a freak accident to give the show a higher death toll lol.
@Cav723
4 жыл бұрын
Could have been worse... she could have said he was three inches longer.
@brightforwar3831
4 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of that, and it would have made the scene that much better I think.
@LetOutMilk
3 жыл бұрын
wahoowa
@lavonnealexander6936
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@LytsknMessiahLou
3 жыл бұрын
I would've threw my phone LMAO
@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733
3 жыл бұрын
Damn. I demand a re-write if the script.
@ieatgodmeat
2 жыл бұрын
Funniest part of the whole series… I died laughing, had to rewind it and re watch it 5 times before moving on… She went full rag-doll down that hill 😂 😂 😂
@PaulieWalnuts746
5 ай бұрын
I felt the same way when Darlene and Wyatt got whacked.
@erickdaza5020
3 ай бұрын
To me the funniest part was the tamale hole scene 😂
@patricknoland7402
2 ай бұрын
@@PaulieWalnuts746”How can we help you?” -
@satisfiedsyrup5585
2 жыл бұрын
Him turning around and walking back is another way of him saying “finally”
@Bakedbeans737
3 жыл бұрын
Damn, my man must’ve been a comedian the way he had her rolling
@bellabrink8610
2 жыл бұрын
Dude😂😂😂 nice
@bdb7185
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭nice
@FANET0
2 жыл бұрын
Nice...niccee
@SULLY937
2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit😂😂
@ARBJ85
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@jacobduran8997
3 жыл бұрын
Even though he killed her, I feel sorry for the guy at how he practically lost everything and then his wife, the one person who's supposed to support him no matter what, starts to turn on him. What a sad scene.
@frickpoo6644
3 жыл бұрын
you can tell she's always treated him that way. it was a funny scene. she finally got her comeuppance.
@necromorph1109
2 жыл бұрын
Happens all the time .
@dang6832
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Poor guy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Skinny_Pimp
2 жыл бұрын
Did you not hear all that bullshit that BITCH said to him. Good riders Bitch
@citizensnips3850
2 жыл бұрын
@G J I mean she shouldn't of been such a "b-word" :^)
@nomahfuckah2080
Жыл бұрын
I can't lie. I died laughing while she was rollin down the hill😭
@JD0124
2 жыл бұрын
That tumble she took was epic! LOL! Ozark is chock-full of surprises and unexpected twists. This was one of the best.
@idkwhyibothered
4 жыл бұрын
The way she was rolling down hill had me laughing 😂
@BullyG1
4 жыл бұрын
Such a satisfying splat when she hit the water..............was dying to see if she'd make it that far : )
@MrHartApart
4 жыл бұрын
so basically, rofl?
@robertmartinez1645
4 жыл бұрын
Hate to admit it but was cracking up too!!!
@menge1er
4 жыл бұрын
Opps lol 😂 that’s what happens when you nag too much lol 😝
@kens97sto171
4 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of the scene from naked gun where OJ is in the wheelchair, and goes bouncing down the steps at the stadium lol
@intensivecarebear792
2 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman voiceover : "It took a moment for Carl to realize that the three inches was a reference to his height."
@imallergictobullets
2 жыл бұрын
That’s good
@Love.hammer999
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@Mike-yx1ee
2 жыл бұрын
lol i'm dying
@greatthenate9864
2 жыл бұрын
Precious!😹😂🤣😭
@WeirdHieroglyphicSymbol
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mike-yx1ee Damn dawg i hope you pull through.
@feliciavargas2633
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he looked to see if anyone saw and he just left lmaoooo
@WallEWorld
Жыл бұрын
He's basically the only character that got a happy ending... damn.
@jculver1674
4 жыл бұрын
And nothing of value was lost. What a miserable harpie.
@user-ne1tb2cm4d
4 жыл бұрын
Not really
@brianb7423
4 жыл бұрын
Bt Cb7 she was a miserable person
@gaura16
3 жыл бұрын
She gave up 3 inches for casino, that’s what she was mad about
@anmol3457
3 жыл бұрын
How right you are.
@alexander1902
3 жыл бұрын
@@gaura16 old skank probably wasn’t talking about his height neither.
@TheJerbol
3 жыл бұрын
That has to be one of the funniest deaths I've ever seen, just slowly rolling down the hill just to flop into the wate
@johnmohanmusic
2 жыл бұрын
Just for the record, there was a sickening CRUNCH just before that flop into the water. :D
@TheBennik
2 жыл бұрын
Dude,, please...stop! lol
@igotashake
2 жыл бұрын
I didnt even take it seriously. He literally bitch slapped her off the damn trail
@danzeih
2 жыл бұрын
You fall in the water mid sentence
@nobull9541
2 жыл бұрын
wate?
@jmcalaster
2 жыл бұрын
In that fateful moment, Carl's superpower was revealed: the backhand of death.
@johnnydaggers7649
Жыл бұрын
The way she rolled down that hill had me ..well....rolling on the floor laughing 🤣
@sadeaton
2 жыл бұрын
Afterwards Carl was seen hopping, skipping, smiling and laughing like no one had ever seen him before.
@MitchellBahamas
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@pityfulness
3 жыл бұрын
her: "and he was 3 inches taller than you!" him: "well did he tell you i was 3x stronger than him" *slap*
@ronaldshank7589
3 жыл бұрын
One thing that I noticed, was that she didn't roll down the hill screaming, or anything like that. Her Husband, too, didn't seem to have much of a reaction. That's gotta be one of the quickest divorce by death scenes that I've ever seen in my entire life! The only one that I've ever seen that would come close to that, was found in the movie "Creepshow", when a Monster came up out of a Crate, and grabbed this Dude's mean-spirited, and very mean-mouthed, wife...and took care of the problem for that Husband, by eating her up! Some women just don't know when to shut up... until it's too late! If you want to view the scene that I just described, go to the movie Creepshow, and pull up the segment titled "The Crate". It's a very toothy tale about a Crate Monster that's released from it's Crate after 147 years...and that's still alive, against all odds! Oh! And it's very, very hungry! It's ability to hibernate, and yet survive for so long is a mystery, but when it's released, it's pronounced appetite, strong body, super-sharp teeth, and a mind that tells it to just grab whatever hapless human that crosses it's path, and eat them, remains intact...and proves out to be extremely lethal!
@hog7302
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldshank7589 too much time on your hands, not reading that shit
@smithydavis1033
3 жыл бұрын
@@hog7302Too much time on the computer like everyone else you have no place to speak you hypicrite
@hog7302
3 жыл бұрын
@@smithydavis1033 phone*
@hog7302
3 жыл бұрын
@@smithydavis1033 sentence takes less time than a 30 word paragraph if you didnt realise
@mikerilling6515
20 сағат бұрын
Every man just nodded and smiled 😂
@bgdomisals
4 жыл бұрын
They see me rolling, they hatin' 😂😂
@507Soccer
4 жыл бұрын
need a 10hr version lol
@bobcostas5094
4 жыл бұрын
Nice 👍
@bellmeisterful
4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@mishter.milkyduddy8500
4 жыл бұрын
isidro Lantigua YO IM CRYIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG
@saber26ful
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@thesilenthero422
4 жыл бұрын
I love how nothing ever came of this. He just walked away and it never came up again.
@miguelcastaneda7236
4 жыл бұрын
yup did see a thing not a damm thing...hmm this would have saved me 45 grand for both attorneys
@keithbos4506
3 жыл бұрын
Unless someone actually saw it happen, it'd be very hard to prove he had anything to do with it. To any coroner examining all it'd look like is someone falling down a hill.
@symmetrymilton4542
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it's just that easy
@maplebear6527
3 жыл бұрын
Who would have cared lmao
@davidcox3076
3 жыл бұрын
@@keithbos4506 I'm thinking maybe there was a witness we didn't see and in season 4 it will be revisited. Or maybe not. But without a witness, who's to say it wasn't purely accidental?
@ericmgarrison
2 жыл бұрын
She may have preferred Cade's brother in the beginning, but she fell for Cade in the end.
@MajimaGoro8
2 жыл бұрын
Can we take a moment to congratulate the actress on her ability to play a Karen so well? I was watching some of the old Onion clips and her acting/comedic timing on those also was well done.
@MitchellBahamas
2 жыл бұрын
Middle Ages white woman? Acting? Karen? I believe in the movies that’s called “type casting” lol
@angelo423
2 жыл бұрын
@@MitchellBahamas doesn't change the fact she plays the stereotype well, dickbag
@jeffyallem4101
Жыл бұрын
No.
@Retroworld-lk8so
Жыл бұрын
Idk if you’ve played the quarry but she reminds me so much of Constance from the game.
@keymaster430
3 жыл бұрын
"I might still be able to save her before she drowns.......Maybe....Maybe not.....Hmmm, there's still a chance.....But, I'd have to start climbing down...Then, there's a good chance I could fall. Let me think about it for a while.....Eenie Meenie Minie Moe....."
@coffeefish
3 жыл бұрын
Omg,,,that old man could barely walk.
@andresvalverde5182
2 жыл бұрын
@@coffeefish seems like a reasonable argument, case settled.
@johnayalachef
2 жыл бұрын
He had a lifetime of disrespect and grief. She had it coming.
@vegemite2410
2 жыл бұрын
Man I've watched that scene about 700 times, it's so good.
@michaelh7741
3 жыл бұрын
An accident but also technically self-defence.
@nicholassparks7939
3 жыл бұрын
Self-defense has to be proportionate to be justifiable.
@ReasonAboveEverything
3 жыл бұрын
@@nicholassparks7939 Why it was. The circumstances he couldn't have possibly calculated cased the death but the force he used was equal and very much justified. Problem is how is he going to prove it which is why boi decided to sod of.
@mumblesbadly7708
2 жыл бұрын
That’s call “involuntary manslaughter”.
@dovahbear0
2 жыл бұрын
@@mumblesbadly7708 she lost balance and fell... totally not his fault... he even tried to reach out for her as she fell backwards...
@mumblesbadly7708
2 жыл бұрын
@@dovahbear0 She lost her balance because he backhandedly slapped at her. If he hadn’t done so, she wouldn’t necessarily have lost her balance. As such, he is a fault for her losing her balance and falling. That she fell to her death as a result of him causing her to accidently lose her balance is why it would be “manslaughter”. And because he didn’t intend to do so is why it would “involuntary”.
@RikXtreme4
4 жыл бұрын
This was the most goofiest death in the season..
@kiddartist
3 жыл бұрын
Yea theres always atleast one goofy death a season on oazark like dudes mom that got hit by the bus
@bigbilliams4233
3 жыл бұрын
@@kiddartist yeah I was finna say that Sam’s mom, Eugene, had a pretty shocking and goofy death
@k4dow
2 жыл бұрын
@@bigbilliams4233 dont forget del
@TestSubjectMacStar
2 жыл бұрын
Comedic Relief
@AGR298
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen Ozark but this scene was pretty funny. 10/10.
@Shmarti
4 жыл бұрын
The man looked like Homoerectus testing his new ability to walk on two legs.
@GooseberryMinistries
3 жыл бұрын
I'm 💀😭😭😭😂
@DonRoyalX
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha baby giraffe stumbling
@Paul-cl3sy
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm 💀, wtf man caught me off guard with this comment. 🤣
@rejachemno
4 жыл бұрын
This is how Wendy will drive Marty to kill her
@dontayedaniels5710
4 жыл бұрын
Marty was doing dumb shit for the first half of this season by sabotaging their operations. Wendy’s only mistake was her ignoring the growing threat that was Ben Davis.
@glonavytray3728
4 жыл бұрын
Dontaye Daniels If you don’t get your dumb ass on 😂 Wendy been making mistakes since season 1. If it wasn’t for Marty she wouldn’t be alive
@dontayedaniels5710
4 жыл бұрын
GloNavy Tray aight so who sent the mob blow up that casino further fucking up their plans with Navarro to legitimize their position and make them less of a liability? Marty. Who went off when they were in the therapist office and exposed the whole operation to her? Marty. Who was listening in on Wendy’s conversations with Navarro and ended up in a fucking cell in Mexico for 3 days? Marty. He was being stupid trying to half step the operation when he was already in it. Wendy was tryna make moves to legitimize it so they could have a future and benefit from the situation along with making Navarro happy. He was trying to get out by cooperating with the feds. He was being dumb this season fr. The main person talking with Navarro was Wendy how you gone say she alive because him. Marty was on some nut shit this season fr
@glonavytray3728
4 жыл бұрын
Dontaye Daniels If Wendy would’ve simply listened too Marty about not expanding then none of that would’ve happened. What exactly is it that Wendy do except for complain and cause more problems?
@dontayedaniels5710
4 жыл бұрын
GloNavy Tray she was trying to get them out without snitching and making enemies of the cartel. How was Marty going to get them out if she hadn’t done what she’s done?
@mike47734
2 жыл бұрын
Nice work 👍
@keithmorgan742
2 жыл бұрын
What a beautiful scene. Just lovely.
@delrey874
4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but this scene made me laugh a lot.
@Saturnia2014
4 жыл бұрын
Why be sorry? It's a show anyway and she was a cunt.
@melissarodriguez2823
3 жыл бұрын
This scene made me laugh hysterically for like 10 mins. I even rewinded it, to watch it again and again.
@sidhu139
Жыл бұрын
peperoncino5576 you sir, are a sick man (or woman; your username is non gender binary)
@siddharthvetrivel989
3 жыл бұрын
"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway
@BreannaMae
Жыл бұрын
I seriously could not stop laughing watching her roll down that hill 😂🤣
@lindenarden667
2 жыл бұрын
"Boy... That escalated quickly." Ron Burgundy
@andrewgill6770
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Meddawg799
3 жыл бұрын
Best thing that ever happened to him. How liberating that must’ve felt watching Karen tumble down that hill into the water.
@russellstephan6844
3 жыл бұрын
He's rather stunned at the peace and quiet there at the end of the clip -- the usual reaction of most men immersed in constant caterwauling when it stops.
@johnvanegmond1812
3 жыл бұрын
Two Aprils ago, my wife of 32 years decided to do something different and filed for divorce. I think I'm expected to feel bad. I still think it was a bad idea but the peace, oh I do enjoy the peace. Cue contented sigh.
@johnvanegmond1812
3 жыл бұрын
@@yobama5288 The short version is I can pretty much do what ever I want. Today I worked a 12 hour shift. Came home to peace and didn't have to wonder what brand of crazy was going to meet me at the door. All my stuff was where I left it. Books I'm reading are where I set them down. My fishing pole is in the bathroom closet and it's not a problem. :) Even though I'm paying alimony to her, I have way more money than I ever have before. Partly because I love to eat wild foods. I pick it on my way home. I literally spend $20 USD a week for food. When married, $100+ a week. Now I am able to use my foraging talent to eat nutritious food. My wife preferred store bought food. Which is fine, but she didn't like any kind of fresh food. And she hated to cook. Now I make and eat fantastic food. I'm not buying any prescription medication at all. Zero. None. My wife had type 2 diabetes and ate herself into type 1. She ate a small hand full of pills every day. I don't have to hear any complaining about "cleaning the house all day". I spend maybe 4 hours a week vacuuming, laundry, dishes, cooking. Laundry runs itself while vacuuming or cooking or youtube. My clothes used to shrink in the dryer. I begged my wife to put my clothes on the clothes line but to no avail. I hang my clothes up and now they fit just fine until I wear them out. (I'm a garbageman.) I sleep great! I go to bed with peaceful thoughts and fall right to sleep. Now if I run into a mean person who is behaving poorly, I can ignore them, or I call them out if need be. My wife was mean. I didn't let myself see it while we were married. (My bad.) I was looking to build, to move forward, so I tolerated a lot of bad behavior. It is telling that our 4 children seldom interact with their mom. It's not that they avoid her, they just don't seek her out. It came up in a conversation with the kids that we (the kids and I) would have done a lot less fishing if mom would have been a more pleasant person. Being of service to others is less complicated and it is easier to heed quiet promptings. If I engaged in "random acts of kindness", I had to put up with jealousy and anger from her. For me, so much of service to my fellowman comes through intuition. I only have possessions that serve me. I refer to myself as a "minimalist" and say that my ex wife was a "piles of crappist". I have flat surfaces like end tables and shelves, that don't have any stuff on them. My mind is more clear with the absence of clutter. I can read challenging books until my brain is tired, contemplate, nap, and read some more. Solitude is not loneliness.
@marksolomon4248
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many takes this took?
@marksolomon4248
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnvanegmond1812 that was a stellar post,sir!!
@doyltruddy902
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnvanegmond1812 better late than never to escape marriage hell. Especially with the woman you were married to. I don't want to start insulting her on here cause maybe deep down you still love her or whatever. But from what you wrote she sounds completely useless and entitled. Brings nothing to the table but wants everything. Enjoy single life!
@SirClerihew
11 ай бұрын
On this day, a legend was born.
@SHONTHELOSTVARIANT
Жыл бұрын
Good thing the camera man was there to catch her putting her hands on him first and he acted in self defense. You’re covered Carl.
@The_Original_forresttrump
3 жыл бұрын
You never know when good fortune will smile upon you.
I love how he doesn’t go after her or try to help, he’s just like “meh. Thank fucking god.”
@taylorbonnie2985
4 жыл бұрын
I died crying laughing when she went tumbling
@sharkweekshorty4057
2 жыл бұрын
As an unnaturally short man, I feel like he was justified after she said his brother was 3 inches taller.
@charliehancock2280
2 жыл бұрын
well he wasn’t
@Deadpool69ftw
2 жыл бұрын
i dont think she was meaning his height...
@jeffreywhitty5033
2 жыл бұрын
Please know that some among us favor short men.
@charliehancock2280
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreywhitty5033 amogus📮📮
@bloopy6166
2 жыл бұрын
@@charliehancock2280 lmao, that emoji was actually pretty clever
@christiankuhr2850
2 жыл бұрын
the crunch at the end of the fall that did her in
@Jwingmann
2 жыл бұрын
Good for Carl. At least someone got a happy ending with no drama.
@crixus8907
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being married to someone who for decades emotionally and mentally abuses you Jeeze
@AleQuag
3 жыл бұрын
Telling his brother was 3 inches taller to a man who is already prett tall is just the most waman chit ever
@s4dreamland671
3 жыл бұрын
Giggidy
@elipav484
2 жыл бұрын
she wasnt talking about height
@SerErryk
2 жыл бұрын
@asdgjlnajskgnbasj Giggity
@kapralas
2 жыл бұрын
@asdgjlnajskgnbasjdistance
@nihaalsandim9986
2 жыл бұрын
@@elipav484 she was , she said taller not longer stop reading too much into it
@cvbvcbnbvnbgbbgb
2 жыл бұрын
hands down funniest scene
@PatrickOCnMD
Жыл бұрын
Amazing how things can turn deadly and dark in a fleeting moment.
@alysham519
4 жыл бұрын
I always wondered why we never got to see more of this storyline? Like he kills her and we dont get a follow up?? 😂
@msmunoz7499
4 жыл бұрын
Right lol I hope they come back on this in S4 or sumn
@hectormorones8733
4 жыл бұрын
There will definitely be something about this in season 4. They don’t miss the small details
@wavealip8059
4 жыл бұрын
He lives happily ever after
@theworkerhours3141
4 жыл бұрын
you will hear about him in the next season.
@notthefather3919
4 жыл бұрын
What's to follow? Their purpose in the story was over.
@admtech69
3 жыл бұрын
What does his wife and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the cliff.
@sidharthkapoor4700
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@andrewgill6770
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@JohnSmith-wh6zs
Жыл бұрын
He goes home and shuts all the doors and windows, pulls the curtains, starts dancing, whispering loudly "Free, I'm Freeeeeee!! "
@dennismcleod7391
4 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock would say about this gentleman like he said about OJ. “I don’t think he should have killed her, but I understand”
@volzman2172
3 жыл бұрын
Well this was a accident not a violent stabbing. So this I understand.
@Apudurangdinya
2 жыл бұрын
it was just a happy accident
@gavinshields6824
2 жыл бұрын
One of the most heroic characters in the whole show
@user-xe7nk7jq5e
Жыл бұрын
Ahhh that sound 🥰
@caramelthunder1980
Жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the range of feelings that hit him: anger, fear, then relief.
@OGxGoku
29 күн бұрын
“NOW YOURE SIX FEET BELOW ME” *Walks off with a happy smile whistling*
@johnster02
3 жыл бұрын
that was like the easiest kill of all time. if you died from that you were going to die by stubbing your toe, it’s only a matter of time. this guy just sped it up. this was natural selection lol
@suma4m
3 жыл бұрын
Like prod from "Worms".
@TheRainmannnn
3 жыл бұрын
Like an NPC: "What was that noise? Nevermind, must have been the wind."
@theitalianalien8477
2 жыл бұрын
One of the most random moments in Ozark
@Ese.vato100
2 жыл бұрын
Ozark has so many elements that give it a super gloomy/depressing atmosphere
@tyrellcarr1732
2 жыл бұрын
it’s beautifully depressing i love it😪
@Stefan1978
3 жыл бұрын
That was a "tragic" accident not a kill. I think he drives home and enjoys the newfound peace and quiet.
@SonGoku-uv4pk
2 жыл бұрын
Yes his wife is a very rude person. Imagine having to deal with her 24/7.
@gasstation4931
4 жыл бұрын
She looks like she could be in a Wii sports bowling meme
@theredrighthand1258
Жыл бұрын
Aww, this was lovely.
@whalecove1283
Жыл бұрын
My sides hurt by the time she stopped rolling. Make your happiness.
@opibegoob7585
3 жыл бұрын
Hope that king can live the life he was meant to without that nagging Karen making everything harder
@saram3449
4 жыл бұрын
Ok they didn’t have to go that hard on the sound effects 😂
@runicsniper4043
3 жыл бұрын
Sara M right? That’s what I was thinking lol
@purpleglitterladette
3 жыл бұрын
The sound at 1:10 😂😂
@erickernodle7636
3 жыл бұрын
1:10 is my fav
@erskinepatton3247
2 жыл бұрын
I guess they really wanted the viewer to know that that she smashed her head on a rock before rolling into the water. Hint taken
@withmygoodeyeclosed
2 жыл бұрын
They didn't have to but they could, so why not for such a goofy death scene ,lol.
@michaelmcleod1636
4 ай бұрын
the stunt artist who did that deserves an award
@Calupp
2 жыл бұрын
This was an extremely satisfying scene
@hipsterviking2658
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly. If i had witnessed that. Especially hearing the conversation. I would have just waved at him, nodded accordingly and go about my day as if i saw nothing.
@GottaTGIF
2 жыл бұрын
Right, she was such a bitch. Like where’s the support “WIFE”, “PARTNER”.
@mattblank8041
Жыл бұрын
Bro that’s insane.
@beamzsalt4252
Жыл бұрын
well said
@bullred9498
Жыл бұрын
She was asking for it
@trith72
Жыл бұрын
Yup, that would have been a case of "now why did she think she could take off running down the hillside like that is beyond me?"
@jigarzasu
3 жыл бұрын
Mama was a rollin’ stone.
@Boltbacker83
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment lol.
@sidviscous5959
2 жыл бұрын
Rollin', rollin', rollin' into a river . . .
@stonecoldsteveawesome4662
2 жыл бұрын
Wherever she hit her head was stone.
@Knight192
2 жыл бұрын
@@stonecoldsteveawesome4662 ok we could be friends
@Knight192
2 жыл бұрын
good one
@rudhrashkimalhotra5108
2 жыл бұрын
Carl had a good happy life after this
@stevezisk3415
Жыл бұрын
No More Yapping. Such a great character actor Adam is
@dankoysterpoboy4705
2 ай бұрын
Never get tired of that
@jaxthedisintegrator8096
4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Fargo 🤣.
@raiNhawk05
4 жыл бұрын
Aces!
@crownedclown49
4 жыл бұрын
“ OH JEEZ “
@wurly164
3 жыл бұрын
Her dismount was a little off but she nailed the rock to the head and the entrance to the water...judges?
@SRLevine7
Жыл бұрын
Talk about a perfect crime lol. I love how he just walks off afterwards like nothing happened
@rafaeltavares6928
2 күн бұрын
It seems like a problem solved itself by the reaction the man had
@austinraftery9304
4 жыл бұрын
To quote the wonderful Nelson: HA HA !
@berjerk792
4 жыл бұрын
Plot twisted : These are Marty and Wendy at their 60
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