The fork lift driver with the boat on a trailer is a masterclass in failure. Multiple failures to secure the brakes.
@truantray
4 жыл бұрын
Most car drivers think putting the transmission in park is safe. Until it isn`t.
@OutsideTheTargetDemographic
4 жыл бұрын
Need some Benny Hill music set to this.
@kamael1125
4 жыл бұрын
He pulled off a combo of failures. It is a rare achievement.
@OutsideTheTargetDemographic
4 жыл бұрын
@@truantray Is you does has Islay of Mahn flag? The Slayer of the Long Man? 🧐
@dimitriossotirakis257
4 жыл бұрын
Apparently a handbreak does not exist in his tiny mind.
@AaronDav-nq8hk
4 жыл бұрын
We need a new series from ya Ozzy Man "Destination Almost FKD" think that one has alot of potential! :D
@joshuaharms9564
4 жыл бұрын
Please.
@zer0legend109
4 жыл бұрын
The pool girl almost hit her head in the edge of the pool that would be destination dead, good she was lucky to not hit it
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
2 жыл бұрын
At least she looked good doing it. 🤷
@harvetwound1234
3 жыл бұрын
1:26 his brain just stopped as he touched the drink
@prosquad1385
3 жыл бұрын
Chick in the black that jumped off the roof really thought she was gone land a perfect jump in the pool😂🤦♂️Damn
@DanielSmith-rw9ms
3 жыл бұрын
Ozzyman, you know how to tease out the genuine geniuses of the planet!
@xaiga29
4 жыл бұрын
I've made plenty of bad decisions, these videos make me feel better about all of them.
@chriswelcome8102
4 жыл бұрын
If you're going to jump from a height, go through with it or don't fucken bother. Check out the bend she put in that roof lol
@ThePowerofDatasets
2 жыл бұрын
You are truly brilliant.
@volcomfire02
4 жыл бұрын
The winner for September Simp of the Year goes to Kyle for "I got you beer D'arling" @1:25
@jimmyw7655
3 жыл бұрын
grampa used his fart shield to protect himself
@johnchaud9729
3 жыл бұрын
That roof at the end is f'd!
@ericwylie7415
4 жыл бұрын
I can’t get over 0:14.
@waltercomunello121
3 жыл бұрын
biker protected only his head, it so happened that it was the only spot that didn't collide with something.
@rogerchien2329
3 жыл бұрын
He woke up quick
@shaynestewart8149
3 жыл бұрын
grandpa was the best.
@hurricanev6
4 жыл бұрын
That axe recoil gave me shivers... I hope she's okay.
@dsm091
4 жыл бұрын
She is eating through a tube obviously.
@user_bilal
4 жыл бұрын
Always wear a helmet when chopping wood with an axe
@giggermont5413
4 жыл бұрын
It hurts for a while but you don't get anymore that a bump. Always wear a hard hat while using axes.
@palimdragonmaster3k
4 жыл бұрын
That graduating girl is going to have to perform some intense neurosurgery after that axe-ident
@ShootYourRadio
4 жыл бұрын
Good thing it wasn't a double sided axe. She'd split that wig!
@KillemTom
4 жыл бұрын
The guy with the boat and the forklift was in a real life cartoon
@bhardnavares5903
4 жыл бұрын
👍💯😂
@tydish
4 жыл бұрын
Yes they do but honestly think that guy doesn't know he has one
@YegaSRT
4 жыл бұрын
I think the concept of "brakes" is just completely foreign to him.
@iaincowell9747
4 жыл бұрын
@Valentin de las Carreras Yes, he's just a idiot.
@Farmboy1544
4 жыл бұрын
Can you hear the Benny Hill theme song playing? I can.
@andysanger4606
4 жыл бұрын
The guy with the forklift and the boat is the reason shampoo bottle have instructions.
@GarrisonFall
4 жыл бұрын
How can someone fall asleep while driving a forklift?
@eriklehnsherr5784
4 жыл бұрын
@@GarrisonFall If thier sleep deprived. Drunk. On some kinda drug. Operating heavy equipment while on a medication that causes dizziness or sleepiness. Low blood sugar. Narcoleptic. Chinese Flu (corona). List goes on. Real question is what does sleeping have to do with shampoo bottles?
@BigUriel
4 жыл бұрын
@@GarrisonFall Probably a night shift, probably was sleep deprived, was possibly drunk too. People falling asleep while handling heavy machinery is more common than you'd think. In fact you don't need to get into forklifts and industrial equipment, when a truck driver plows into a queue of cars or into oncoming traffic on the opposite lane it's pretty much always because he fell asleep.
@realamericanpatriots1919
4 жыл бұрын
AGAIN??? YOU MADE US PEE !!! 😎😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😎 AHHHHH HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Thank you for that ! "It's funny cuz it's true!"
@defencebangladesh4068
4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@bgill3693
4 жыл бұрын
Trampolines and forklifts deserve a compilation just by themselves.
@AxxLAfriku
4 жыл бұрын
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest KZitemr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my channel all the time! Bye bye bg
@sirblankenship
4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku PewDiePie? I dont fucking know how too spell it, whatever.
@freddogrosso9835
4 жыл бұрын
Just don't mixed them...
@maxdowney4203
4 жыл бұрын
AxxL there i something wrong with you
@chillisoda
4 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah I love a good forklift compilation. Shout out if ya want content Ozzy Man!
@Ralph2
2 жыл бұрын
The choreography between the guy, the boat and the forklift is a joy to behold.
@John-c4r1o
10 күн бұрын
It's straight out of Laurel and Hardy 😅
@sdfth491
4 жыл бұрын
"Jerkoff.... " i feel so bad for the girl in that announcement
@tripleshits
4 жыл бұрын
Frfr I'd be pissed
@porkchop4401
4 жыл бұрын
Right, would have shot that lady a look so nasty.
@philcorrigan5641
4 жыл бұрын
At least it’s a graduation and so there’s a chance she’ll never have to see anyone else in that room ever again...because you wouldn’t want to after that, would you? 😬
@xetinc5356
4 жыл бұрын
@@philcorrigan5641 she probably heart that so often. That's probably also the reason she had been announced like that. Everyone knows Julie Ann Jerk off.
@jeffcook2570
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe the announcer knows something we don't...
@SaroDantra
4 жыл бұрын
1:49 I bet Julie's parents, the Jerkoffs, were so proud of her graduating!
@HotGiselle
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not so sure I heard they are a bunch of wankers
@TotalTuxedo
4 жыл бұрын
Her moms name is Yura. Her sister Ima was there too.
@treeburger
4 жыл бұрын
Her cousin, Ivan Jerganoff, was invited too but never came.
@formulafish1536
4 жыл бұрын
HotGiselle *Gunther Steiner intensifies*
@GeeNee25
4 жыл бұрын
@@TotalTuxedo Yura is a male's name, btw)
@Markus_Andrew
4 жыл бұрын
Forklift/boat guy was all three Stooges in one body.
@darrylgibson3575
3 жыл бұрын
NYUK NYUK NYUK
@blakfloyd
3 жыл бұрын
Superb comment lol.
@scothere
3 жыл бұрын
Spit my drink, thanks.
@Reginald-rr1gh
2 жыл бұрын
That was a Curly special
@oskarbud525
2 жыл бұрын
You do the work of three people.
@lemagreengreen
4 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling Julie Jerkoff and that announcer have history
@NovaBlade926
4 жыл бұрын
you know she had been waiting to pull that off the whole year
@rickewilde
4 жыл бұрын
Lol. I'm thinking that perhaps that was her nickname and at an important moment the announcer had a slip of tongue 😄
@nipunkothare
3 жыл бұрын
yeah it felt like a " I'll show that skank"
@brianmcgarry1632
3 жыл бұрын
@@NovaBlade926 nice lol
@charanpasupula3763
3 жыл бұрын
She looks like a calm and nice person
@GL-xs7mb
4 жыл бұрын
1:06 She was so lucky that it wasnt a double sided axe
@acediadekay3793
4 жыл бұрын
they are pretty rare, unless you are takeing polearms into consideration
@dimitriossotirakis257
4 жыл бұрын
The same shit happened to me and left me with a gash under my lip, went straight through to the otherside. She was very lucky it wasn't double sided man, it could of ended much worse.
@deepdownthelane
4 жыл бұрын
That would give her a split personality
@ifxha
4 жыл бұрын
@@acediadekay3793 gimli had one
@t-bone3112
4 жыл бұрын
You are so right 😱😨😨😑😑
@dustykolkin6215
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody else from that graduation will ever be remembered. Julie kirkoff you are now legendary.
@rickydickydoodahgrimes1234
3 жыл бұрын
Jerkoff*
@eligebrown8998
3 жыл бұрын
You are probably right. Poor girl
@vladivosdog
2 жыл бұрын
@@rickydickydoodahgrimes1234 *Jerk-off
@Chapps1941
2 жыл бұрын
She might come again
@Voodoo_Robot
2 жыл бұрын
Julie who?
@lewisd5004
4 жыл бұрын
Courier: "I must deliver this important package." Skateboarder: "I must deliver this SMACKDOWN!" Camera guy: "I must deliver this footage to Ozzy."
@rssadlier
4 жыл бұрын
It's common law to do so? Right?
@TheOneWhoGames1
4 жыл бұрын
69 likes pls xd
@simonwillis1529
4 жыл бұрын
Thing ls happen for a reason and this is it 😆
@GrowingDownUnder
4 жыл бұрын
RKO outta nowhere!
@KantiDTM
4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo smackdown. You win today sir
@rj3_golf
4 жыл бұрын
Is no one else talking about how that chick jumping off the roof put a dent in the patio cover?
@SmokeJam
4 жыл бұрын
Naah, now the rain has a better way of rinsing off XD I would be more worried about the support beams having cracks now
@Dargoneth
3 жыл бұрын
@Black Rod She was damn lucky she hit that roof. With that weak "jump" she would have definitly hit the ground and that would be wheelchair for life. The bounce of the roof and that lucky spin made her barely reach the water..
@ryanashby2459
3 жыл бұрын
How do they explain that to the parents? LOL
@DottieMinerva
3 жыл бұрын
@The Study they all look so annoyed
@chiangkaishrek5123
3 жыл бұрын
@luke croix There’s a chance she could have jumped it if she didn’t do the brain absent move of fucking slowing down before a jump. Just the momentum she had before would’ve gotten her into the pool, but for some reason she decided to slow down like an absolute moron.
@syntonicpaul
4 жыл бұрын
Fork lift and boat needed Benny Hill music... Dude could not catch a break!!
@stephanematis
4 жыл бұрын
or a brake.
@rssadlier
4 жыл бұрын
That guy, hopefully, doesn't drive a car. He deserved everything that happened and I hope he learned a lesson. Chock the tires before moving the forklift away from the trailer and set the brake EVERY-F'ING-TIME on a forklift.
@s0n0n35
4 жыл бұрын
stephane matis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@keenancole7958
4 жыл бұрын
Or apply one...
@ae5631
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂👌🏻
@nightmare5916
4 жыл бұрын
New Series: Destination almost f Terrifying yet satisfying ....
That dude who fell asleep on that powerfork I genuinely feel for. I've been in those type of jobs before and when "peak season" hits it's a giant game of "you're working 14 hours today or you lose your job" while the managers do jack shit except sleep in their offices on their 8 hour shifts.
@uzzie88
3 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it. Disgusting behaviour. Makes you feel like dragging the managers out by their hair.
@james6792-m1w
3 жыл бұрын
And the managers probably preach work health and safety yet make you do back to back 12 hour shifts driving heavy machinery because someone called in sick
@DottieMinerva
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah good chance he’s very over worked
@thephotoyak
3 жыл бұрын
Or he's a lazy, hungover under achiever 2 hours into his shift who will just walk away from it with a shrug of his shoulders.
@natesturm448
3 жыл бұрын
@@thephotoyak Sounds like a manager speaking to save their ass.
@Elaba_
4 жыл бұрын
Sheila Jerkoff will get her revenge.
@apexheat6553
4 жыл бұрын
And that kids, is how I met ur mother
@kassi2562
4 жыл бұрын
University: The Revenge of Sheila Jerkoff
@hellosirimlookingforcrackg776
4 жыл бұрын
*Julie jerkoff
@govindarajd3248
4 жыл бұрын
@@hellosirimlookingforcrackg776 you're new here?
@hellosirimlookingforcrackg776
4 жыл бұрын
@@govindarajd3248 no really no, but whoa sheila jerkoff lol
@jrwizz
4 жыл бұрын
Dude with a boat needs to just stay inside his house...
@JasonW.
4 жыл бұрын
I'm betting his customer owned the boat, and probably agrees.
@ImNotaRussianBot
4 жыл бұрын
He needs a helmet and an aide.
@mukovhemphigalale3408
4 жыл бұрын
0:56 the courier guy didn't drop the plastic bag he held in his hand Impressive
@alphadiallo6215
4 жыл бұрын
Whatever was inside is spilling out so something smashed but at least he held on.
@ballisticcranberrypeat7777
4 жыл бұрын
I would've kicked that skateboarder right in the fucking head.
@SmokeJam
4 жыл бұрын
@@ballisticcranberrypeat7777 As that can give you some problems with the police, I only wouldve broken his skateboard.... On his balls... With both of my feet XD
@brianiswrong
3 жыл бұрын
@@SmokeJam Judging by his landing ,I think he took care of breaking his own balls on the mudguard😲
@MikeKobb
3 жыл бұрын
@@brianiswrong And cracking his own skull on the pavement. Sorted.
@taoakoalienka4762
4 жыл бұрын
2:01 I feel like grandpa played with grenades back in Nam
@zxden5962
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@philiplevins6702
3 жыл бұрын
indeed....that's a dude who's seen some serious shit in his life....status/legend
@EricCole69
3 жыл бұрын
Big ole smile on his face lmfao
@jimwind7589
3 жыл бұрын
probably fragged a couple of his incompetent officers in his unit
@AFishBicycle
4 жыл бұрын
“Destination Almost Fucked” needs it’s own series
@17Watman
3 жыл бұрын
☝️This needs to be a thing.
2 жыл бұрын
UP
@RaininParadise
3 жыл бұрын
Note to self: Never get on the bad side of the graduation announcer.
@brandontankersley8107
4 жыл бұрын
Granddad was like "I've lived a good life, I'm ready."
@Gerwulf97
4 жыл бұрын
That warehouser, probably was forced to do a bunch of forced overtime on top of whatever's going on in his life and it went to hell. Sorry bro.
@rudraparikh7336
4 жыл бұрын
"Noone's impressed by big jumps anymore." *burns his pants off sliding down the ramp* "Oh, that was impressive!"
@TheRampantLion
4 жыл бұрын
He' wearing chaps now.
@supersecret4899
4 жыл бұрын
I'd like this but it's at 69
@ChartreuseDan
4 жыл бұрын
@@supersecret4899 It was past 80 when I hit like but I respect that you tried to keep the dream alive
@iaincowell9747
4 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/2Xt5u6aip4p0pKA
@davidprice1074
4 жыл бұрын
It’s not a ramp
@PRAVINKUMAR-nr8zl
4 жыл бұрын
The people who disliked this had some Destination F PTSD triggered probs.
@emon2689
4 жыл бұрын
Don't we all have destination F PTSD, but I still liked it
@ohayoart5988
4 жыл бұрын
Prolly his clip reposted
@mutably
4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : I disliked because I feel the voiceover was unnecessary and unfunny.
@mutably
4 жыл бұрын
@@Nemo66577 I don't care, I just stumbled upon this vid, but I won't see it, or any other from this channel, again. Even disliking boosts the algorithm? Are you sure? It seems completely rubbish... Edit : Quick research, and yeah it seems you're right. I knew KZitem was stupid but man it reached new levels today!
@trexmidnite
4 жыл бұрын
Thats yo mamas line! You stole it
@xandy2567
4 жыл бұрын
That girl could have split her head into halves..
@Conceptcreator
4 жыл бұрын
How on EARTH did you even manage that!!! (the first one) like tf!!!!! I almost want to call it impressive
@TheGuggo
4 жыл бұрын
It’s China: nothing is impossible. I’ve lived there 12 years and I wasn’t surprised much... but yes. It’s amazing.
@CityJackYT
4 жыл бұрын
yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah thats facking china
@KillerofGods
4 жыл бұрын
Easy, dip**** driver was trying to take the exist at the last second, except it was already too late and they rammed into the pole at full speed, probably panicked and sped up even faster.
@Milamberinx
4 жыл бұрын
I once saw a car standing up entirely unsupported perched only on its nose. It was on a slightly built up roundabout that the driver had presumably failed to see.
@youboob6297
4 жыл бұрын
1. woman driver 2. asian driver 3. woman asian driver on her period after her best friend told her shes pregnant with the drivers boyfriend who shes engaged to
@jonpaulcuzon5892
4 жыл бұрын
The last one could easily be redirected to destination: cemetery. She's lucky.
@MrThecrayzboss
4 жыл бұрын
I would say the last two, trampoline girl could easily of snapped her neck
@remliqa
4 жыл бұрын
What about the forklift?
@verycasul
4 жыл бұрын
Miss one rotation and she would break her neck
@tonyg5132
4 жыл бұрын
@@MrThecrayzboss Yeah, she took that like a champ but could have easily died or been paralyzed
@ae5631
4 жыл бұрын
and no one gave a shit about her..
@ahwell9984
2 жыл бұрын
I am impressed with how very speedily that sleeping forklift driver woke up when the concrete blocks began to topple.
@andrewchornoby1140
2 ай бұрын
I know right? How could he be aware of what he had done and react so quickly. Definitely strange.
@deepdownthelane
4 жыл бұрын
Tom and Jerry fans know that the dude that skid his ass downslope will have a cherry red butt.
@hansardleopold1260
4 жыл бұрын
I like to pretend that the dust was actually a smoke cloud
@CommissionerSleer
4 жыл бұрын
He goes on to jump in a lake with a hiss and a cloud of steam. The lake is full of piranhas. I may be thinking of Itchy and Scratchy
@Peacemaker-96
4 жыл бұрын
A glowing red butt
@illhaveanother4365
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah nah, not a scratch if he had good riding gear on
@themudbloodjedi8390
4 жыл бұрын
Yosemite Sam says; "My biscuits are burning"
@8o8inSquares
4 жыл бұрын
2:10 cool guys don't look at explosions
@matttanner462
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, speaking as a guy who’s worked with a forklift in a warehouse, no rack should ever be that unstable. That was on at least a few other people who fucked up before him
@frutt5k
3 жыл бұрын
I used to work in a warehoude with 'drive through' racks. There were no horizontal bars across, just rails in the driving direction.They used to store crated glass bottles in them. And then, suddenly, one of the high powered Stihl forklifts made an error and dislaced one of the vertical columns....
@Ziggy_Moonglow
3 жыл бұрын
Part of being 'qualified' to operate a forklift should include not driving into the racks, Captain Obvious.
@Seldarius
3 жыл бұрын
Nothing stacked high should ever be this fragile. Shit happens in those environments, especially when people are overworked or rushed (which is most of the time). You don’t want to loose half your stock, or worse, your workers, in collapsing avalanches.
@shawnn7502
3 жыл бұрын
I've worked in that environment as well, and I've seen plenty of racks split and pallets dumped. But I am amazed that hitting that one rack caused multiple rows to dump. That is some fucked up racking there, especially considering it looks like it holds heavy shit.
@andrewchornoby1140
2 ай бұрын
Yeah the steel probably had damage close to the floor where someone hand previously gouged it with a fork or something. Then again....he hit that pretty hard lol.
@iennternet
4 жыл бұрын
The Julie Jerk-off one was by far the most painful
@maxnaz47
4 жыл бұрын
I dunno, ending with the full sound effects of that sheila hitting the roof is hard to top...
@khristiec6863
4 жыл бұрын
@@maxnaz47 nope I think jerk off takes the cake for painful. I did rather hid the roof honestly 💀
@Man-vs-Metal
4 жыл бұрын
If being called a jerk off, on accident, is your biggest worry than you're leading a blessed life.
@klj2382
4 жыл бұрын
She was probably called that all the way from middle school through high school. She’s used to it.
@frostdemen1
4 жыл бұрын
But how?? I do not comprehend the hooowww. Or does this happen every year and I just missed it at mine?
@spookitron
4 жыл бұрын
Destination F compilation is like Christmas morning for me.
@RicardoMoralesMassin
4 жыл бұрын
But Ara. It is christmas. We're on december 15th
@spookitron
4 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Morales 🎅🏻
@zew1414
2 жыл бұрын
One of my very good friends died riding a trail on his dirt bike. Hit a rut, lost control and went head first into a tree breaking his neck instantly. He was also a pro BMX'er and not a bad skateboarder either. We built a huge skate/bmx park in Bloomfield NJ in his honor and I miss him everyday. RIP Joe T
@valinorean4816
Жыл бұрын
I didn't know one could realistically die from that (just a human-powered bike ride without jumps from heights)... :0
@spencers4121
Ай бұрын
@@valinorean4816 It takes very little to kill a human.
@frankwilliams4445
Ай бұрын
@@valinorean4816one wrong move is all it takes
@frankwilliams4445
Ай бұрын
@@valinorean4816you can die from falling while showering for crying out loud.
@shannond7437
4 жыл бұрын
The people under the porch & especially in the pool didn’t realize just how lucky they really were!
@ronwhite8503
4 жыл бұрын
No one would have been injured......her full body airbag had gone off.
@azombie8mybaby
4 жыл бұрын
She dented the house lol
@shoechew
4 жыл бұрын
What made her think she could jump that far? Desperate for attention.
@azombie8mybaby
4 жыл бұрын
@@shoechew someone gave her a lucky feather and told her she could fly.
@stocchinet
4 жыл бұрын
she didn't even try to jump, just casually walked off the roof
@SeemsLikeSomething
4 жыл бұрын
Boatie McForkLift there is on another level when it comes to incompetence!
@TheCanadiangirl4
4 жыл бұрын
Are you British or Australian?
@SeemsLikeSomething
4 жыл бұрын
TheCanadiangirl4 Neither. Canadian 😁
@rickyrickalvous2982
4 жыл бұрын
Charlie Chaplin
@Praise___YaH
2 жыл бұрын
Guys, HERE is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@WKASATDW
4 жыл бұрын
"why won't you vehicles just stay parked? Especially you boat, come back here I paid a lot for you" this guy has me in tears 🤣
@lkomaanyoutuber631
3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@coolname545
4 жыл бұрын
Girl running barefoot to right where she just dropped a glass bottle gave me the creeps
@SmokeJam
4 жыл бұрын
NEVER stop a person from doing that. They have to learn it the hard way apparently.
3 жыл бұрын
if procreating had an IQ requirement by law, those two clowns wouldn't qualify.
@crockbuddy
3 жыл бұрын
I had to scroll way too far to find this
@bastardjustice
4 жыл бұрын
Grandpa's like, "it's just fireworks, unlike what we experienced in normandy."
@williambell3304
4 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah, exactly.
@bastardjustice
4 жыл бұрын
@@williambell3304 them little young'uns don't understand a real blast. 😎
@BigUriel
4 жыл бұрын
He's not anywhere near old enough for that. WWII veterans are like 100 years old now.
@williambell3304
4 жыл бұрын
@@BigUriel it's a joke, genius.
@BigUriel
4 жыл бұрын
@@williambell3304 Would have worked better if he had said, for example, Vietnam.
@alt842
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like destination almost Fcked should be a whole genre by itself
@videoswithsubscribers-xk5hb
4 жыл бұрын
The graduation announcer had other things on her mind
@kenblockxd7087
4 жыл бұрын
The forklift and the boat clip had me dying! 😂😂😂
@medsuit1686
3 жыл бұрын
2:48 would be such a decisive commercial for a sports bikini. They are always in, never flop out.
@exudeku
4 жыл бұрын
"the only opponent in mountain biking is nature" and british drivers, apparently
@Im-Not-a-Dog
4 жыл бұрын
Grandad was trying to give the kids his Nam flashbacks.
@heatherpony
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like being drunk is the key to not injuring yourself more in these situations. Although being drunk is probably how you end up in a lot of them...
@hplc123456
4 жыл бұрын
Iirc it was homer simpson that said it best 'beer, the cause and solution to all of lifes problems'
@franco7928
3 жыл бұрын
And for some reason it always feels like a good idea at the time!!!
@freezeframefanatic2258
4 жыл бұрын
Best series on KZitem!
@cindyinnew
Жыл бұрын
I love that the forklift driver actually though he could stop the boat with his hands as it rolled into the wall the first time 😂
@wfdix1
Жыл бұрын
He’s been too busy eating.
@johnturner4400
4 жыл бұрын
There is only one answer. “Destination F”
@charbelh.boutros4971
4 жыл бұрын
1:29 Kidding aside, that bicycle long jump dude made a genius decision in a split second 👍👊
@skeetsmcgrew3282
4 жыл бұрын
He could have broken both his legs if he approached one foot lower, if that was on purpose he is indeed part ninja
@tsaitan3507
4 жыл бұрын
is the girl with an axe still alive?
@spuddsalli8559
4 жыл бұрын
I've never been this early don't know what to say
@ValentinoWhiting
4 жыл бұрын
damn im also surprised here mate always doing catch up now we live lol
@aninfiniteendeavor7058
4 жыл бұрын
2:22 actual footage of the dunder mifflin warehouse
@jaynsilentboom
3 жыл бұрын
This is the version of “America’s funniest home videos” our parents watched after we went to bed.
@M_SC
4 жыл бұрын
I want a t-shirt with a line drawing of your head and the caption “here’s me face”
@alwaysrise
4 жыл бұрын
"This is good, I am in full control and have chosen to park my boat against this wall!" Truly, Ozzy, those are words of a BOSS parking his boat.
@vallov4188
4 жыл бұрын
I'd also like to nominate the Sheila's from the first video for a BOSS parking spot.
@bayoudrummer9855
3 жыл бұрын
This channel is the only one that makes my lol like this. Not SNL. Not comedy central. Ozzy man only!
@Dhakhar
4 жыл бұрын
That courier in the second clip was delivering a skateboarding helmet. Have we hit peak irony?
@goldcherries
4 жыл бұрын
No he had food in his hand. The helmet was an extra. I wonder if he had to explain why the food was probably messed up when he delivered it.
@chezsnailez
4 жыл бұрын
A tree never hits a bloke except in self-defense...
@bremCZ
4 жыл бұрын
Overweight people seem to drastically overestimate their strength.
@Dom8o8
4 жыл бұрын
I think they underestimate their fatness
@Trollemharder
4 жыл бұрын
@Rodger Hodgson Noooo. Thats weed
@Trollemharder
4 жыл бұрын
@Rodger Hodgson meh
@Trollemharder
4 жыл бұрын
@Rose ! 22 I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! reported
@SmokeJam
4 жыл бұрын
@@Trollemharder wut since when does weed have calories?
@whiterice6663
4 жыл бұрын
Favorite destination to visit while in quarantine
@monke731
4 жыл бұрын
True
@ChiefBr0dy
4 жыл бұрын
House arrest or are you really poorly
@tylerf5625
4 жыл бұрын
2:22 “Dammit Michael!”
@ringlord1425
4 жыл бұрын
2:59 "Not many other people are laughing" Probably because she just crushed part of some poor persons patio roof, and they now have to get it repaired because she made the stupid decision to jump off a roof when it's clear she doesn't have enough strength to actually jump into the pool.
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly it's because she hesitated probably because she got scared.
@ringlord1425
4 жыл бұрын
@garrulousglandarius I suppose your right
@yashp97
3 жыл бұрын
That log splitting hit back was hard af.
@1891nharas
9 ай бұрын
She definitely cracked her skull
@soppdrake
4 жыл бұрын
The courier was delivering the skater's helmet. Nice timing.
@sixstringedthing
4 жыл бұрын
It's a damn shame that we don't have any footage of Forklift Guy putting his shiny new boat in the water for the first time. I'm sure that would have been an exciting day for all concerned.
@meoohmy3231
Жыл бұрын
That big gal’s lucky(?) she hit that second roof😅
@hwoods9773
Жыл бұрын
He never said she was lucky you silly goose. I think you misheard him when he said “she’s okay, she’s laughing”
@paulmaltar5873
4 жыл бұрын
Good ol' Julie might have messed with the wrong people
@leoperez636
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@skeetsmcgrew3282
4 жыл бұрын
That was totally on purpose, she made someone mad for sure
@theoldar
4 жыл бұрын
I hope the woman with the hatchet didn't fracture her skull! That one hurt!
@iowafarmboy
4 жыл бұрын
Right?! I was about 10% laughing, 90% OH SHIT!
@OutsideTheTargetDemographic
4 жыл бұрын
As stupid as that was, at least she knew which end to point away from her. Use gravity to drop your ax, not a power swing.
@Laura-mi3nv
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I never knew you existed, but I'm glad the quarantine has at least led youtube to recommend the most random things to me. You're absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the content.
@Somethinghumble
10 ай бұрын
Welcome to the party, pal
@Macho_Fantastico
4 жыл бұрын
The forklift/boat clip was a gift that kept on giving, amazing.
@goaway2803
4 жыл бұрын
Thank Christ that guy got off his work dodgem car, before everything crushed him. Thank you again and take care of yourself, Mate
@Karma-qt4ji
4 жыл бұрын
I work in a warehouse like that. Have never seen it come down but at another branch we had a guy killed just over a year ago when the racking collapsed on him. Took them 17 1/2 hours to dig his body out. Dangerous job when it goes to destination fucked.
@goaway2803
4 жыл бұрын
@@Karma-qt4ji That's dreadful and I certainly hope health and safety looked into correcting that massive design fall. Take care, Mate
@maxnaz47
4 жыл бұрын
@@goaway2803 If industry is continually trying to find ways to make operations idiot proof, we will run out of industry... I say, remove all warning labels and safety guards from everything and let the dumb sort it self out...
@goaway2803
4 жыл бұрын
@@maxnaz47 Oh yes there is an amazing amount of people out there, who are beyond the title Stupid and I have met some myself. They just make industries waste money on signs, where common sense should kick in. XD Take care of yourself, Mate
@picu2delhighenergy29
4 жыл бұрын
And the award goes to : 1. Boat, Forklift and a guy 2. The graduation 3. Falling asleep at the wheel 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
@randomstranger3696
4 жыл бұрын
Ozzy Man: The series that leaves you with more questions than answers Me: Yeah pretty much
@simonkevnorris
4 жыл бұрын
Especially - how the hell did the car get there in the first clip....
@andrewmattar4178
4 жыл бұрын
That man with the fireworks is nuts! Us Lebanese know exactly how dangerous "fireworks" can be!
@jjbankert
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe the Enschede fireworks disaster is a more appropriate comparison. Similar TNT kiloton equivalent, but actual fireworks instead of ammonium nitrate.
@andrewmattar4178
4 жыл бұрын
@@jjbankert Yeah! That's why I wrote "Fireworks".
@emb5048
2 жыл бұрын
True story
@HammerJam007
4 жыл бұрын
The boat and the forklift was like a robot wars match up on Valium.
@rivernet62
4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Julie’s evil step mother was reading the graduation list that day
@zaphodbeeblebrox670
4 жыл бұрын
Ozzys impressive use of the f word makes me genuinely laugh.
@cbrboy76
4 жыл бұрын
The bloke with the firework was solid gold. That is a man who got to the mental age of 13 and thought 'i like it here, i am staying'
@247Albin
4 жыл бұрын
1:31 Oh that cycle guy was really lucky. That could have been a very very serious injury
@Guitarsthatkill
4 жыл бұрын
If he had just a bit more luck, the cyclist wouldnt have been there! :p
@aboodking621
4 жыл бұрын
Who forgets to jump wtf😂😂 she just expected to run on air
@Jimboola
4 жыл бұрын
I think that announcer 'knew' what she was saying when announcing Ms Kirkhoff. 🤔
@TeenDream888
4 жыл бұрын
@Marceline Ingot honest mistake since the girl before her had three names starting with J
@grapy83
4 жыл бұрын
I thought same
@SmokeJam
4 жыл бұрын
Well I think her brain was occupied with something different at that moment^^
@dgodfather2k5
2 жыл бұрын
The smile of the grandpa made me laugh hysterically 😂
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