LOL. I don't know Spanish, but I know EXACTLY how this conversation is playing out!
@parisrogers1608
5 ай бұрын
Right!!😂😂😂😂
@Luckimee
5 ай бұрын
Spanish is super easy beautiful language
@roxyj3182
5 ай бұрын
Yesss😂😂😂😂
@CulturalProspect
5 ай бұрын
To the tee. 😆😆😆
@TS-mentalhealthmatters
4 ай бұрын
Same.. Lawwd I luv these videos!!!
@cattidesjar4229
4 ай бұрын
"She will be ok by tomorrow I PROMISE" 🤣🤣🤣
@nelsonmajor2079
4 ай бұрын
Exactamente 😂😂😂
@porscha814
4 ай бұрын
She will not be staying home tomorrow lol ❤
@saralicious1983
Жыл бұрын
Pero, McDonald’s fixes everything, it’s like Vapa-roob(Vaprub) ♥️
@annielane5621
3 ай бұрын
Every time my little girl had a “ pizza party” she came home staving, I finally just bought her her own! 😮😂
@lafettemorgan6676
3 ай бұрын
Sick but you want Mcdonalds, no baby Im going home to make chicken soup and tea😂😂😂😂
@ms.j154
5 ай бұрын
I have always prayed for a mother like this. ❤️
@psychobillychef
5 ай бұрын
No you don’t trust me it’s fuckin abusive
@seanceknowles2911
5 ай бұрын
@@psychobillychefit really depends.
@blancaperez8613
5 ай бұрын
Awww that's ruff
@nokie9582
5 ай бұрын
@@psychobillychefeverything is abusive to y'all 😮
@esanchez2002
5 ай бұрын
That's not abusive 😅
@selinam3696
5 ай бұрын
You’re so right on spot!
@shelzp7272
10 ай бұрын
When my son was in 9th grade he broke his arm at school and we laugh because the nurse had to tell his dad the school’s address and give him directions to come pick him up haha…
@GmonkeyJ777
5 ай бұрын
I'm not fluent but mom said something like" you'll see....get in you'll see... you think I have all the time in the world to come and pick you up from school? No i don't have time, Yesterday you were outside playing around and oh all of a sudden you're sick. I already told you, I already told you. And put your searbelt on because we are going to the doctors to see if you're really sick. No you can't get McDonald's! And you have ONE more time for them to call me to come pick you up!"
@kellydemeuse6981
3 ай бұрын
OMG. Aaaaaahhhaaaaaaa. I remember those days 🤣🤣😳
@Lovelyg11
4 ай бұрын
I had perfect attendance, sick or not I was at school 😂
@rebecca8768
3 ай бұрын
Never yelled at my child for being sick. She couldn't help it.
@AlmaFriedman-k9w
4 ай бұрын
The leather purse
@edwinaulises
3 ай бұрын
I wish you were my best friend ❤
@dillpicklefig
4 ай бұрын
THIS is real "spanglish" and I wish scriptwriters would learn this 💀
@Re4lbacoM
4 ай бұрын
Fr
@QTpielovestolearn
2 ай бұрын
YES! as a Hispanic writer I always cringe when I watch Spanglish on TV.
@sarahtoles4008
2 ай бұрын
hollywood spanglish makes my skin crawl
@serenitygarcia8669
5 ай бұрын
"no, you can't get mcdonalds!" classic...
@williammoreno-pp1og
4 ай бұрын
Omg facts
@empresstina876
4 ай бұрын
For real like wtf ! I thought you were sick but you want mcdonalds, your ass is getting SOUP sicky 😂😂😂
@williammoreno-pp1og
4 ай бұрын
@@empresstina876 😭so relatable tho I used too do this.
@pedropica533
4 ай бұрын
I thought your sick haha
@adamk2101
4 ай бұрын
That hit a certain way ….. hahhahah
@abcdeninisse
4 ай бұрын
“If you’re hungry you must not be that sick then!” That was a mom and grandma classic
@ClaudiaMartinez-sz6lv
4 ай бұрын
Last time my daughter fell sick, 🤧 8year old , I asked her to be honest and she told me:mam i just want to be with you cuz you work too much and i miss you and today is your off day, I pretended to be mad, but she was right indeed, we ended up eating wing stop, Starbucks and 2 movies!! 😊
@joycerichardson1810
3 ай бұрын
You're a great Mom!
@castro81castro53
3 ай бұрын
Awwww ❤❤ momma and daughter date,unforgettable for both ❤of
@lafettemorgan6676
3 ай бұрын
Now that's great!! This sick day was worth it.
@susancasanova3444
3 ай бұрын
❤❤
@claudiaadame539
3 ай бұрын
So worth it ❤
@trailahead
4 ай бұрын
Talking to Mrs Johnson and threatening the kid in the back seat at the same time is the ultimate multi-tasking😂
@nelsonmajor2079
4 ай бұрын
Haha you know it!
@maramorales1936
3 ай бұрын
"I'm taking you to the doctor to make sure you're actually sick. NO YOU CAN'T GET MCDONALD'S!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mariselarodriguez6773
4 ай бұрын
Please PLEASE !!!!! Put this guy in SNL he's SOOOO TALENTED !!!!!! PLEASE
@maryjohnson2356
4 ай бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍love him ..
@maryjohnson2356
4 ай бұрын
He is real talent....
@VictorMendez-l6u
4 ай бұрын
put him on a diet first
@VictorMendez-l6u
4 ай бұрын
@@maryjohnson2356 a diet
@bigoredneck1993
4 ай бұрын
@@VictorMendez-l6udon't be a dick dude
@Kolee313
5 ай бұрын
Lol, "all of a sudden your sick" classic...
@rmonti2010
5 ай бұрын
lol me every other day! "you better stay your ass in that bed all day and no games!!"
@Bigbodybri
5 ай бұрын
Periot pooo 😂
@nelsonmajor2079
4 ай бұрын
Absolutely don’t even use your phone or turn the Tv on! Sick ppl don’t watch Tv and uou better try to look miserable 😖 😅
@WriterGal-ic7hd
Жыл бұрын
I wish I could understand Spanish. This guy’s hilarious
@sheilapate7604
Жыл бұрын
You don’t need to know Spanish to know what’s happening as a parent we all did this pick up your pretend to be sick child 😂😂😂
@nancyrodriguez6937
Жыл бұрын
He said in Spanish you think I have time to pick you up and he also said your going to see what’s going to happend right now and the rest is bad words 😂
@WriterGal-ic7hd
Жыл бұрын
How can you tell because he spoke at such a quick pace lol
@scottvelez3154
Жыл бұрын
Towards the end: ""Thank you Ms. Johnson I appreciate the call, get in, you're gonna see. You think I have all the time in the world to be picking you up from school?! Yesterday you were walking around outside yesterday, playing around and all of a sudden you're sick. I told you, I told you! And put on your seatbelt because now we're going to the doctor to check if you're sick for real. No you can't get McDonald's! And that's the last time they call me to pick you up!"
@ABUSHUGIRL
Жыл бұрын
Me too
@carolamoore72
5 ай бұрын
Speaking in Spanish, but when he said no you can't get McDonald's in English, I was crying and laughing! Absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
@mackeighlynn-annstuart9355
4 ай бұрын
No McDonalds hits hard
@Newneee536
4 ай бұрын
“All of a sudden your sick” 😂😂😂😂
@lindseycamp1233
5 ай бұрын
Every parent everywhere. No language barrier here 😂
@michele711
5 ай бұрын
As a school nurse, this is hilarious 😂
@xander-with-a-z
5 ай бұрын
As a child of a mother I can confirm, my mother said all of these things , to include the “ you’re not getting McDonald’s “ part ..
@hiddentreasure6578
5 ай бұрын
"She's in the nurse right now" 😂
@KayChan2003
4 ай бұрын
I remember one time my mom didn’t believe I was actually sick…until I threw up immediately after getting home. She was very apologetic afterwards lol and took very good care of me
@alaniaherberg3907
3 ай бұрын
Lol as she should
@IloveSituandbob
Ай бұрын
@@alaniaherberg3907tell that to your ma
@IloveSituandbob
Ай бұрын
See how well that goes over
@Krystal_Kitty7
4 ай бұрын
"OK thank you" 😊😠 that fake smile had me rolling 🤣
@TaiL-e2p
4 ай бұрын
❤😂As if, McDonald's will heal you!!! Lol.
@Transwithhands
4 ай бұрын
Anxiety is a bitch, and mcdicks is the exact cure.
@Transwithhands
4 ай бұрын
Prestists take to Dr's.
@adellerivers
4 ай бұрын
It do
@KDF3113
4 ай бұрын
So im Puerto Rican, and I understand this and it’s really accurate and really funny😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lisaboyle72
2 ай бұрын
I don't need to understand the language to know that girl is in trouble.
@pumkinface1
4 ай бұрын
I remember one time in third grade I pretended to be sick and my dad came to pick me up. I spent the whole afternoon installing receptacles at a house. I never said I was sick again 😂
@celieg1206
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@debievans
Жыл бұрын
Yes, that was my Mom-she’ll be well by tomorrow🤣😂
@TheDmaj7th
4 ай бұрын
I just want you to know I’m learning Spanish from your videos. Because “You think I got time to pick you up from school?” Transcends languages 😂😂
@mysteryworld8170
Жыл бұрын
Please do one on yard supervisors on the playground. LOL
@kimberlysevastyanenko3798
8 ай бұрын
Yes! That's what I do, so it would be fun to watch one like that.
@AmberAdet
5 ай бұрын
Yes 😂
@savannahstott2498
5 ай бұрын
Ohhhh yes, good idea! That’ll be hilarious to watch him do cause like we all know how they usually act and how *most* of them have this oddly big ass ego and u just know the power totally gets to their head lmao. It’s honestly kinda weird how they love the power imbalance especially cause like excuse me sir/ma’am… we are literally children! Like come on u weirdo, do u seriously have such little power in ur own life that you create this weird power imbalance atmosphere with literal elementary schoolers?!? We ALL know or remember at least one of them like that. I swear, with the internet now and being able to share our experiences, non of us ever had a unique experience in our whole lives or at least it seems like it lol. Yeah sorry for the rant, I just have beef with one particular recess monitor and it’ll forever sick with me and fuel my pettiness so I had to share when I read ur comment lol 😂😅
@JayBeMeee
4 ай бұрын
@@savannahstott2498My Aunt is one of those and she did a lot of power trippy stuff. She bought a whistle to "better control them" and then went around the house blowing it in everyone's ear then she took it to work and bragged about doing it to the kids and how they covered their ears and begged her to stop... She was watching kindergarten up to second grade that week and she said none of them actually misbehaved that week. I've never seen her do something like that before this job (it would be too loud for her) it made her crazier!
@stingray0033
5 ай бұрын
LMAO😂😂I watched this 3 times. Aya fuera and now you're sick - is the Spanglish for me😂
@courtneyyy9220
5 ай бұрын
I remember fuera fr “todos los baby mamas estan a fuera” sooo she was outside playing but can’t do school and now is sick lol
@Malaika-hq2um
4 ай бұрын
When he said “no,you can’t get McDonald’s!”I felt that in my soul for real.
@jxna_jxshi_plays
Жыл бұрын
This is EXACTLY my mom 💀
@720zone
11 ай бұрын
This dude is my new fav on the internet I swear. I don't even speak Spanish but holy hell he is hilarious. The front office ladies at school are epic.
@lisawarren7553
4 ай бұрын
He is Too Funny and on point. Love his videos. So RELATABLE 😊
@julielamb2685
4 ай бұрын
Here I'm feeling guilty thinking Im the only mom having that talk with their kids . And the no you can't have McDonald's or ice cream is so accurate. No ice cream you need bitter herbs and meds not sugar and milk 😂. Lemme get you soup and a salad. Suddenly they wanna go back to school. 😂
@belle2238
4 ай бұрын
i'm officially using these videos to help me with my spanish lessons. thank you
@s.parnell6759
Жыл бұрын
Lolol...sooooo true. My daughter be all smiles not even 5mins from getting in the car talking bout 'can we go here can we go there'. Smh 😅
@susanharkema2888
5 ай бұрын
I don’t even need to speak Spanish…I understand parent. Lol
@Mellerrrs
4 ай бұрын
“NO YOU CANT GET MCDONALDS” HELP😂😂😂
@navy4735
Жыл бұрын
id have to do chores....if it wasn't an ER visit...you stay in school.....no joke....and then we lived with our very strict very strict grandfather...he owned his own construction company....very similar to that full metal jacket drill sergeant ..that strict no joke.....my god.
@afangforapples
4 ай бұрын
My stepmom did this when I didn't feel well in the 4th grade.... Ended up needing an emergency appendectomy that night! We never let her forget it 😅
@Cristina_504
Ай бұрын
I’m sure she still feels guilty
@nikkinikki3001
2 ай бұрын
“She’ll be okay by tomorrow I promise” 😂🤦🏽♀️ same thing I use to say regarding my child.
@Lexibeez8907
5 ай бұрын
This is so accurate!! Lmfao 😂
@CaptainSmiles
4 ай бұрын
This is so helpful for my relearning Spanish! Makes it so reinforcing and entertaining 😂 thank you!
@marinazenaydaescobar8749
Жыл бұрын
Take her to the doctor she will hate it 😂😂 and won’t get a call from school again 😂😂
@quetastrophe261
4 ай бұрын
Not me having the exact same purse and wallet combo
@squishybean7405
5 ай бұрын
I use to get extremely sick and often and it got to the point during the middle of it all that my mom stopped believing I was sick and just chalked it up to growing pains or lying. So I was hit with SUPER bad sicknesses because nothing was handled till the last minute. I had a 48 hours stomach bug once. Cried, begged, pleaded with my mother not to make me go to school because it felt like knives doing somersaults and backflips in my stomach and against my ribs. It was pretty bad. My mom didn’t believe me because “I’m always sick.” Mind you I didn’t get sick on purpose or anything I was just extremely prone to it. So she sent me to school. When I got there I walked into the nurses office and said I can’t go to class I’m in so much pain. By this time my stomach was not happy, they took my temperature no fever, and she gave me an ice pack. (Normal bs public school things) and let me lay down for like 20 minutes (normally get only 10) and she called my mom and told her how I was feeling my mom said and I quote; “Oh yeah she was feeling bad this morning but I think she’s just trying not to go to school.” And I was sent back to class. Not even 10-15 minutes later as I sitting on my desk, I vomited 5 times. I felt it coming and tried to fight it but it’s irrefutable. I was then sent to the nurses office again and sent home. My mom has not apologized… parents really need to stop thinking their kids are faking. Because yes some kids do, but we all need a mental health day once in a while, but that 100 percent “no absences” prizes you can get are just so unfair to the kids that get terribly sick in the first place, even those who have (clearly) unfortunate yet unforeseen deaths in the family. Like school is necessary but honestly it’s a joke. If I ever had true pain I was grateful for my aunt who worked in the front office. I was allowed to dig around her medicines in her purse when like period cramps hit or headaches (migraines we later found them out to be) but like some people are just sick especially when they’re young. My little brothers are the same as me. If you love your kid, listen to them. It might just be that they feel bad because they’re getting bullied or mistreated. But it’s still a valid reason to be upset, so sick or no sick. LISTEN to your children.
@TNT-8M7R
5 ай бұрын
I always had stomach issues too and my Mom thought I was faking. Turned out I had an ulcer.
@candycane1744
5 ай бұрын
I swear Mexican moms believe in going to school when ur sick. Even if your vomiting blood
@74nova36
5 ай бұрын
You sound like you’re a faker
@tblk1860
4 ай бұрын
Based on the length of your post, help is needed!
@Shel1017
4 ай бұрын
I’m sorry but I’m sure this is just for comedy.
@kristino5005
4 ай бұрын
Classic! My 5 year old keeps trying to pull this. She’s in the nurse’s office multiple times a week, but the nurse is too smart. She just calls me and tells me she’s fine. 😆
@beulahthebride8465
3 ай бұрын
She probably just wants to hear your voice. I hope the nurse let you talk to her
@FernandoRuiz-kq6lp
4 ай бұрын
😂 childhood memories you forgot “llegando a la casa no vas a jugar ni salir te vas acostar!” 😅
@cl4025
4 ай бұрын
When I had my periods in high school I cramped sooo bad to the point where I would throw up. I only got picked up from school once and my mom actually took care of me
@Airbubblepodcast
2 сағат бұрын
He’s the funniest person on KZitem 😂 I look forward to every video! Haha you can’t get McDonald’s. 😂😂😂😂
@Melissa12606
4 ай бұрын
Funny I don’t speak Spanish but knew exactly what he was probably saying. Lmao
@donvergas4855
Жыл бұрын
"Ayy quien me esta llamando...?" "Hello- eslaescuela *HELLO?* " dude... this is the reason I love your videos. Holy shit.
@ashleylittle-zq4qe
3 ай бұрын
I'm black and I understood everything you said yessss our momma's didn't play No McDonald's at school acting a damn fool 😂❤
@anonymous101-sb1bf
5 ай бұрын
He's hilarious 😂.
@Godisreal316
4 ай бұрын
This is so accurate!!
@giodarikan3717
4 ай бұрын
No u cant get mcds hit me hard. I felt the yelling was at me. 😂😂
@Slim.Beautiful
5 ай бұрын
I said the same thing to my daughter. Exactly. She started laughing , she says she likes it when I talk this cause she knows I care 😂😂😂😂
@belialbathory2299
4 ай бұрын
Just once i want to see the convo. End with the kid throwing up or being otherwise sick. Was sick alot growing up, was told to not be and just go to school.
@peaceandlove544
2 ай бұрын
Looove His Spanglish, Remember Ricky Ricardo in His Spanglish rants
@Sweetlady888
2 ай бұрын
I love the switch between Spanish & English. 🤣🤣🤣 Then we head straight to McDonalds. In my son’s case, Chick fil A. lol
@GabrielSavala-pd7qx
3 ай бұрын
My mom's just makes me walk home .... 😂😂😂 . ❤
@EXPRLX1111
4 ай бұрын
I love watching your video shorts, parenting for true! Hilarious, part of my raising endorphins therapy.
@Lynda_NicAirt
4 ай бұрын
Please could you include subtitles for us non Spanish speakers? I would love to know what’s being said!
@MaribelMartinez-jd6yb
5 ай бұрын
Maybe next time don't pick up your daughter I know this is a skit and I know probably he don't have kids for real but if your kid is sick go pick them up don't be yelling at them accidentally stabbed himself for the peninsula in his hand so you're telling me when they call me to go pick him up what you want me to say to them put a Band-Aid on him and tell him to suck it up no I'm going to go pick up my children if they're sick if something happens to them even if I'm at work I'll be there or even probably if I'm work out of town I'll call one of my sisters to be there for them
@teetee19768
5 ай бұрын
I don't know Spanish but I know somebody gettin a verbal whooping in that car😂
@Gisellepesqueda04
Жыл бұрын
Lmao it's funny 👇If you agree
@Asianpears
4 ай бұрын
That’s my mom when I was younger except she did it in Koean!!! Lololol
@hollier8941
4 ай бұрын
I actually laughed out loud when he started speaking Spanish! My mom got a break when we were at school because there was 10 of us! I can relate!😅
@Hat824
3 ай бұрын
I love the Spanglish. I'm happy that I know Spanish because this is hilarious 😂😅
@Megan-19
5 ай бұрын
This man cracks me up 😂😂😂
@Baymax-d5m
3 ай бұрын
I hate when our parents get mad just because we wre sick like we can't control it 😅😢
@mialyons9122
4 ай бұрын
Okay but what was it about McDonald’s that makes it taste better when you get out early?
@36753
5 ай бұрын
Collab wit Mrs Renee....😂😂
@Bigbodybri
5 ай бұрын
Omgosh ICONIC ❤
@KDiamond666
4 ай бұрын
My mom when I would call her every Friday yet she still picked me up ❤😂
@kie.936
4 ай бұрын
I know these skits are supposed to be funny but they also disturb me at the same time.
@StantSteph
4 ай бұрын
I don’t speak Spanish but I understand this all too well…
@jannessazion6828
5 ай бұрын
Black moms are just like Spanish moms 🤯🤯🤯 so we really all the same
@kingocowata
4 ай бұрын
And this is what makes kids scared to tell their parents anything.
@ayokay6404
5 ай бұрын
You forgot to slam the brakes when you got a stupid answer
@cailyns9200
5 ай бұрын
Idk what he was saying but I know what he was saying 😂😂😂😂
@misseselise3864
4 ай бұрын
my mom would go to the end of the world to get out of having to pick me up lmfaoo once i got a cut on my arm that needed stitches and she only picked me up bc the school said i’d be sent to the hospital via ambulance if she didn’t. and then she took like an hour to get there
@hayden51773
4 ай бұрын
Pausing to look up “la chingada”
@toraaay9830
4 ай бұрын
Lol thought it was fun and games till they heard “go to the doctor and we can find out the real truth” 💀
@MamaOmni
5 ай бұрын
me not knowing spanish but i just know what hes saying
@Dk1111.
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Exactly 🎯
@davel4030
4 ай бұрын
When the native tongue comes out you know you've done messed up
@belkisfernandez3869
3 ай бұрын
En serio? Que gracioso eres😊 Gracias
@saiyuriinuzuka6400
4 ай бұрын
Ugh, my mom did this. Sick was not an excuse. And I got in trouble for vomiting in the school hallway. 🤦
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