"he trains the people that train people that train people. he trains the trainers! what is he doing on my train?" ... the G.O.A.T.
@randallpetroelje3913
4 жыл бұрын
Does that mean-go at the throats?😂
@tiptoetim7319
4 жыл бұрын
Randall Petroelje going for the jugular.
@seagaggers1957
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@TroyHoullier
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣
@Doomreb
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@SlyMaelstrom
7 жыл бұрын
This man had a photographic memory for movies.
@nicholasolsen3360
3 жыл бұрын
Patrice O’Neal was one of the most hilarious people to ever be on this planet, but he’s also one of the best movie critics of all time. The dude should have had his own show talking about movies!
@greeneggz_n_ham
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@evanabbott2737
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah! I just want to listen to him talk about movies some more…😁
@Dyler
2 жыл бұрын
Patrice would have the biggest podcast on earth if he was still alive.
@brandonb3174
2 жыл бұрын
I’d love to have seen a movie podcast him with Louie and Otto.
@tobia.1281
Жыл бұрын
Bro…his throw away quips are beyond today’s greats of comedy. Example: “sword steak knife fight” “Dinosaur Forest” “the I’m late for work 500” 😭😭😭
@MrMartena56
5 жыл бұрын
"They let the Jamaican guy HIT HIM.... But then he broke him in half and threw him down an elevator shaft" That sounded like an exaggerated memory from the film, but then you see it... It's literally what happened...
@cssnderporngle5838
5 жыл бұрын
bepaetzold, Lul
@theflanman1986
4 жыл бұрын
MrMartena56 haha wow so good
@3rdperiodbassbeats
4 жыл бұрын
MrMartena56 lol exactly
@3rdperiodbassbeats
4 жыл бұрын
MrMartena56 lol same thing I thought
@j.r09160
4 жыл бұрын
Marked for death was a good bad movie ahead of it's time
@artificialintelligence0101
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine a modern day Patrice with a podcast wow, he died too soon. He would've taken Joe Rogans spot at #1 for sure
@johnjack902
Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah
@snarkasticdouche3863
Жыл бұрын
Why? Rogan has been doing his podcast for something like 20 years now; and started before Patrice passed. I love Patrice, but you're selling Rogan short; and pitting people against each other that *you don't know,* and who probably were friends.
@Thesajlem
Жыл бұрын
he would not have the same audience
@snarkasticdouche3863
Жыл бұрын
@@Thesajlem Once again, why? The audience hasn't gone anywhere, and Patrice was one of the funniest people to ever live.
@punawelewele
Жыл бұрын
Idk. Not a big fan of Joe's but there's lots of people on Joe's show that Patrice would've never invited onto his. Could you picture a conversation between Patrice and Jordan Peterson? I actually can't imagine Patrice seriously discussing something not related to women.
@drewpowers7236
4 ай бұрын
Patrice knew the name of the actor who played the villain in Under Seige 2 off the top of his head. Everett McGill. Patrice's mental roladex is 2nd to no one
@edwordturner8484
8 жыл бұрын
"zabba zabba zabba"
@Dan-jz3ui
7 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard at this i couldn't breath for a short time. Patrice is just fucking funny
@11bravo1789
4 жыл бұрын
Fucking patrice man. I swear to god he had me dying
@goreds551
5 жыл бұрын
Fire down below was funny. An under cover federal agent shows up wearing a long black leather coat and he supposed to be a carpenter and nobody in that little town thinks it's strange from the start.
@AndrewSpriter
6 жыл бұрын
"he trains the people who train people that train people! he trains the trainers! what is he doing on my FUCKING TRAIN?!"
@PoyTroy
Ай бұрын
😭😂
@batboy9997
8 жыл бұрын
If Seagal is in on his own joke, he's the coolest person who EVER lived.
@durkadurka9711
7 жыл бұрын
Batboy999 he's not
@michaelhunziker7287
4 жыл бұрын
No chance
@eastsidereviews727
2 жыл бұрын
Problem is, he's not
@napoleonbonerfart278
2 жыл бұрын
He's not even the coolest person in the room when he's in a port-a-potty.
@xX-qw4of
2 жыл бұрын
He's not lol
@chromejerome9809
7 жыл бұрын
Awesome work, and respect to Patrice. He was one of a kind, and we will only have one of his type of dude in our lifetime.
@CKMLMA8
7 жыл бұрын
The audio of this is hilarious, but the visuals make it that much more entertaining.
@aleskaresquivel4700
2 жыл бұрын
Patrice has been gone for years and Im still listening like he just dropped a new special
@sippinlosses
2 жыл бұрын
I could sit for hours and talk movies with Patrice, you can tell he was a huge film buff
@jamesthomison4356
5 жыл бұрын
"He trains the people that train people that train people!! He trains the the trainers!! Whats he doing on my fucking train???!"
@CKMLMA8
7 жыл бұрын
Its crazy I can literally watch this all day
@H10Edgerunner
17 күн бұрын
0:14 his japanese grunt is nextlevel
@saintdenis11
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm the mighty Thor. Clotheslining motherfuckers, like Steven Seagal." - Big Pun
@brendyn6161
Жыл бұрын
I think the way Patrice explains the “Casey Fucking Ryback??” thing is also why John Wick is so cool. Like when the mob boss just drops being mad at the mechanic for slapping his son when he finds out that he slapped him because he stole John Wick’s car. Your character is way cooler when they’re already a legend before the movie starts. “He’s the man you send to kill the fucking boogeyman.”
@aikidoboynj
3 жыл бұрын
I wish I could listen to Patrice review all of the early Steven Seagal films. "Good-Bad Movies," the perfect way to sum them up, Patrice was just the fuckin best.
@freeagent1150
9 күн бұрын
Do you guys realize he just came up with an entire 10 minute bit worthy of a comedy special , on the spot, talking about Steven fu****g spot !! On top of that he’s calling back certain scenes in 10 year old dvd movies, breaking them down in detail but in a very unique hilarious Patrice way! O&A only have to introduce a topic and bam he’s off to the races, and taking over the entire show, the entire studio crying ! Wow this is a masterpiece , I hope other people can appreciate the level of comedy genius this guy was.
@mrkumaran
4 жыл бұрын
I changed my Facebook password to Steven Seagal once and Facebook rejected it because it was too weak.
@CrePunzal
10 күн бұрын
4:29 "Something Something For Something"!!!! - Patrice Is A GOAT. Man I miss his commentary. 😆
@gedaman
5 күн бұрын
R. Lee Ermey’s monologue about how great Steven Seagal’s character is in On Deadly Ground is one of the best unintentionally hilarious scenes ever where he says something like: “We are not dealing with a student here. We are dealing with the professor. My guy in DC tells me that whenever the CIA needs someone who can’t fail they call this guy. You can drop him off in Antarctica with nothing but dental floss and he’ll come back the next day to your tropical pool party with a million dollar smile., etc.” 😂😂😂😂
@MarcAnthem
7 жыл бұрын
video like this is what youtube was made for
@beliVolidisko
26 күн бұрын
That "zabba zabba zabba" at the end was funnier than 90% of comedy specials
@douglassdesignsunlimited2018
3 жыл бұрын
This was great.. miss brother Patrice.. thanks for this!!!!!
@RebelliousRenegade21
2 жыл бұрын
Patrice’s breakdowns of movies are incredible any reviews that draw attention (even when he’s talking shit about em) I always keep it in my head so I can check it out lol makes you wanna watch em
@threal6870
7 жыл бұрын
Keep making these. They're legit!
@robertstraw9881
6 жыл бұрын
Patrice’s movie knowledge is insane.
@kd9262
5 жыл бұрын
I love how genuine Patrice is. Opie & Anothony are just tooo coool to admit those first 5 or 6 Seagal films are fuckin clasisics
@JamesDenman-m9m
6 күн бұрын
Amazing editing
@Gahndi007
7 жыл бұрын
He trains the people who train the people who train the people! He trains the trainers, what the fuck is he doing on my train!
@Silks
2 жыл бұрын
Goddamn Patrice and I would've had killer movie nights
@jamesmcclaren9759
2 жыл бұрын
This video is AWESOME
@spacemonkey377
10 күн бұрын
I'm with Patrice on this
@zackthebongripper7274
2 жыл бұрын
". . .the Jamaican guy, but then he broke him in half and threw him down the elevator shaft. . ." LOL
@Jeffroshow
9 ай бұрын
This makes me want to rewatch “Watch Out Motherfucker” again.
@Thunderchild-gz4gc
2 ай бұрын
How was it?
@luismorales5832
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. P spittin’ fire on Steven Seagal movies. I gotta watch some of these.
@hvac_audaz_firme
4 жыл бұрын
I love how there's no negative comment on any Patrice O'neal videos. You wont find a negative comment on any videos.
@nworbrelytthefirst
5 ай бұрын
Everett McGill is also George Clooney's name in O! Brother, Where Art Thou. Like everyone, Silver Bullet greatly inspired the Coen's lives.
@bh4223
7 жыл бұрын
Please keep making these.
@TheUArabej
Жыл бұрын
Someone have to make "something something for something " action movie
@Bendesho
2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else remember is my brain making shit up again? In some Steven Seagal movie, someone has a bow and arrow. They aim at Seagal and let the arrow fly. AFTER the arrow has been loosed, Seagal turns to the side, picks up a sheathed katana, turns back and unsheathes it... and cuts the arrow in half right before it hits him. And by the way, I don't mean he cuts the arrow at some point along the shaft... I mean he cuts downward from 12 to 6 and fucking splits the arrow down its length.
@jebprendergast101
4 жыл бұрын
Love the Seagal positivity here. It’s so hack to pick on him - much more difficult and rewarding to find his praiseworthy aspects.
@Sweeney-Kubach
2 жыл бұрын
He was a Warewolf in the Silver Bullet. KC Ryback the cook! Great video my friend.
@downrodeo2112
7 жыл бұрын
Really great videos!
@MangoNapalm
8 жыл бұрын
Bless you, laddie!!!!
@errant3
8 жыл бұрын
boy i didn't listen to patrice for some time... i hoped he came back to life.
@TeenageMutantNeckTurtle
7 жыл бұрын
Haramбe
@bennylevine387
2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how many syllables he gets out of Aikido lol. He's saying "Ha-a-ha-kai-eee-do."
@Zennofobic
7 жыл бұрын
Everett McGill, same guy in Quest for Fire. Also played Stilgar in DUNE
@xcreenplay7264
2 жыл бұрын
4:30 Jesus that's a funny ass movie title 🤣
@jetydosa1
5 жыл бұрын
Patrice. Legend
@TheArmageddonCafe
3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was alone in preferring Under Siege 2 lol I guess I'm in good company at least, as Patrice mentioned that.
@underthetrees4780
16 күн бұрын
Seagal movies up until "Fire Down Below" were legit action movies.
@jetydosa1
4 жыл бұрын
"something for something" I could listen to him talk movies all day long
@foodank_atr817
2 жыл бұрын
"He trains people that train people, he trains the trainers! And he's on our train!"
@hey_its_travis
2 жыл бұрын
I remember when Steven went to new Orleans to train the deputies, they showed a clip of him with sheriff harry Lee
@Ashtree81
3 жыл бұрын
2:49 that is comment is priceless xD
@MrNawlins504
8 жыл бұрын
Billy your one of the great ones
@calibomber209
7 жыл бұрын
Was that Anthony bourdain?
@354allday
7 жыл бұрын
Damn I never paid attention to the titles of his movies 3 words summed up most of them
@untipcubreton
2 жыл бұрын
HE TRAINS THE PEOPLE WHO TRAIN THE PEOPLE THAT TRAIN PEOPLE 💀💀💀💀
@MintyFreshTurds
2 жыл бұрын
Exit Wounds from 2001 was pretty good.
@Ogrematic
2 жыл бұрын
The way you do the clothesline trick is you kick the guy's legs out from under him when you hit them.
@D-Fens_1632
2 жыл бұрын
Aside from Everett McGill, who the hell knows that the werewolf from Silver Bullet was in Under Siege 2? Patrice fucking O'Neal, that's who.
@fhqwgads5000
2 жыл бұрын
They really are good bad movies. Really good bad movies
@interviewwithdevin2902
2 жыл бұрын
Most comedians sit in hotel rooms, take flights, or in a green room watching TV. It's their life
@mb3558
3 жыл бұрын
He forgot about The Patriot - which was his very first direct to DVD before Ticker. It was less of a fighting movie and more into drama.
@izkar3637
4 жыл бұрын
he had 2 good direct to dvd movies that was nice belly of the beast and urban justice not masterpieces but nice but the first movies he did all classic especially nico out for justice and under siege
@statechamp3465
4 жыл бұрын
Patrice really had a photographic memory
@mandu6665
3 күн бұрын
Steven Seagal walked so The Rock could run.
@charliechaplin2561
4 жыл бұрын
He was the Werewolf Priest in Silver Bullet
@Fafafohi
5 жыл бұрын
“It’s cold out here.”
@himothyvanguard9542
7 жыл бұрын
Billy Nunez- Patrice Oneal & Allen Palin- Bill Burr edits the best
@blakeharris58
2 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura has a great bit about that training ‘class’ that Seagal does.
@TeenageMutantNeckTurtle
7 жыл бұрын
Sifu Steve Siegel dhe greatest acteur & sεx-symбol've all times & peoples
@orionsimerl6539
13 күн бұрын
On deadlt ground had a hillarious scene. The guy is doing a commercial talking about the oil company caring about the enviornment and there's an animal in the scene. He leans down by the animsl and says something about we're doing everything possible to protect our friends. Then the director says cut and he days get this fckn thing away from me it stinks.
@doomane
3 жыл бұрын
Tjanks billy
@julianyo7072
2 жыл бұрын
Stevie Seagull is the king of bullshido. He is the best at it. You have to respect that if only for the entertainment factor. He is so serious and intense about it, it's more entertaining than all his movies.
@JK-br1mu
2 жыл бұрын
For the first 15 years of his career, Seagal made good actions movies that were half about laughing at him, and half about the cool action scenes. Since then, it's more like 90% laughing at him, 10% for the action......and he doesn't put much effort in anymore.
@happybeach777
5 жыл бұрын
Zaba zaba zaba
@XViTNg
2 жыл бұрын
Aikido is useless honestly if you are a teen who gets picked on or beat up in school. .dong bother learning any traditional martial arts. Do boxing training for Two months with sparring each day. And you will be way ahead of all the big guys.
@jumpinjohnnyruss
2 жыл бұрын
3:00 Seagal's kick is so badly timed here.
@tismon
7 жыл бұрын
ZabbaZabbaZabba!
@richcastle
7 жыл бұрын
Eights 7:35 hahahaha
@ashchaya7676
2 жыл бұрын
The "zabba zabba zabba" era of Seagal lead right up to him deciding he was now a black man from the 'hood.
@smoovoperata3242
5 жыл бұрын
Casey fuckin Ryback
@Thunderchild-gz4gc
3 ай бұрын
Yo be fair Steven got beaten pretty badly in Above the Law and Hard to Kill.
@ivankacic2808
Жыл бұрын
Dude how did wmhe just whip out Everett McGills name. He was the crazy gimp cannibal father from "people under the stairs". Great actor but he always has the most random roles.
@SwizzleStickMcGee
2 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to find a Steven Segal movie where he shoots 2 people & then says something corny - and you have to overlay Patrice saying: "Zabba zabba zabba."
@chairde
4 жыл бұрын
Why is Seagal despised by other celebrities.
@multiversal2023
2 жыл бұрын
Casey ryback
@dernsama5915
7 жыл бұрын
Facts!😹😹😹😹😂😂😂
@gochasingwaterfalls9970
2 жыл бұрын
I agree with Patrice, his first 5 or 6 movies were great but he fell off faster than 03
@codeman4546
5 жыл бұрын
Shit! I didn't put enough "trains" in my comment!
@TheCatabolicTrex
6 ай бұрын
GRAHHH RYBACHK
@reinforcedpenisstem
3 жыл бұрын
Under Siege was great. The sequel was good too except for the stupid 90s satellite/disc/network jargon.
@phanatic215
8 жыл бұрын
"something something for something" thanks man. Patrice lives forever in these.
@jrsmith3344
7 жыл бұрын
"Watch Out Muthafucka" HAHAHA
@Doomreb
7 жыл бұрын
Something For Something 2: Something Else
@bullmilk
5 жыл бұрын
Marked for Direct-to-Cable. 😝
@premiumnetwork1953
3 жыл бұрын
@@Doomreb something something for something 3: something got to give
@Doomreb
3 жыл бұрын
@@premiumnetwork1953 LOL
@tejadahada420
7 жыл бұрын
Casey "Fucking" Ryback. my favorite line.
@nobodyspecial675
6 жыл бұрын
I love that Patrice could pull out Everett McGill's name.
@emiliogarcia5715
4 жыл бұрын
I know him as Big Ed lol
@rustcohle8638
3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he referenced him from his role in Silver Bullet instead of Quest for Fire. There's a equally hilarious clip out there of Patrice talking about getting horny at the caveman-fucking in that movie.
@Doomreb
3 жыл бұрын
@@rustcohle8638 I know what you're talking about, and then he made that line that just killed me, he said Ron Pearlman without makeup LOL
@iscream2232
2 жыл бұрын
That weird bondage outfit/shotgun dude from People Under The Stairs
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