As a Patrice's biggest fans .. this is one of the BEST episodes. God bless you holy light
@11thWoods
10 жыл бұрын
Those Platoon and Jaws quotes at the end of the show were great!!! LOL Patrice and Anthony had great chemistry!!
@drewinsur7321
3 жыл бұрын
Wish Patrice said "ONLY STEEEEVE CAN KILL STEVE" LOL
@williambrennan7863
3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Opie in typical terrible Opie fashion had to bring both to an abrupt hault because he has no sense of movie culture
@nelsonsavage4635
3 жыл бұрын
I think it's cool how the way they talk sounds like this was recorded yesterday. His spirit will live on for decades, because of the timeless quality of these audio recordings making it feel like he's still around.
@GZA036
8 жыл бұрын
This episode has some of the highest quality of Patrice's insights on women in the entire collection. He goes on about an hour long run of genius shit
@Max-lp8ul
8 жыл бұрын
GZA036 the good ones always go before there time, luckily he left us a tone of shit to reference. The GOAT!!!
@InternalAmbition
4 жыл бұрын
Golden Knight stop being racially sensitive you little bitch
@719Flowers
3 жыл бұрын
@@InternalAmbition nigga what?
@jefflabbecomedy
2 жыл бұрын
@@InternalAmbition You good?
@Omoiyari23
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah man !
@XxSCALABRINExX
9 жыл бұрын
listening to this leaves the impression that Patrice is still alive somewhere RIP Patrice
@Mephilis78
6 жыл бұрын
He lives on. He was such an lively guy that listening to him on O and A it seems like he's right there.
@bobbey8149
5 жыл бұрын
"If I speak, i live."
@juanchaves6952
5 жыл бұрын
One can only hope. Anthony and patrice would be the biggest podcast you could get
@MeanMustard650
5 жыл бұрын
Nah that niggas dead.
@odinponzi9224
5 жыл бұрын
Patrice is Einsteins' ghost
@reason18
9 жыл бұрын
so lucky to still be able to enjoy Patrice O'neal. All this stuff is new to me
@princesurvivor7093
3 жыл бұрын
Swear! I found this channel 4 yrs ago n Patrice INSTANTLY made his way to my top 5 comedians. I hate I couldn’t witness this in real time or seen his stand up, so now I make it mandatory to go see my comdians I like.
@Omoiyari23
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah man
@TrevorScanlan
Жыл бұрын
He had a show black phillip too
@CarlosGarcia-nt4wf
Жыл бұрын
@@TrevorScanlan I wish he was alive so bad, literally more like a father figure at this point than an older brother. Him and Joe would rule the podcast space. It kills me when he said he just wanted an outlet where he could speak(and monetize it) and people listen. Immediately O and A laughed and asked what kind of job is that 😢 Bruh he'd kill and I'd pay good money to see him live.
@TrevorScanlan
Жыл бұрын
@Carlos Garcia i hear ya. Patrices talks on relationships and life were the talks i needed when i was younger and had a single mom. He was just getting over a lot of issues like being cold to strangers and conspiracy bullshit. He had found his voice with elephant in the room. He hadnt hit his stride yet and was already one of the funniest dudes to ever exist. I wish i could have seen him live too, damn
@vincentvega6630
9 жыл бұрын
Patrice was a ninja in the art of instigating, and comedy gold ensues
@11thWoods
10 жыл бұрын
"You know what we are?? We are the Independence Day aliens w/out spaceships..." LMAO 25:16
@oscarkimani6795
7 жыл бұрын
Patrice was talking sustainable living, farming, and being good stewards of the environment before it was even a hip thing to talk about!
@tobia.1281
4 жыл бұрын
Patrice was a visionary
@jenperdsmonlapin6953
4 жыл бұрын
@ninjast4r anthony is a piece of shit
@Blood0cean
4 жыл бұрын
ppl have been talking about it for decades...
@MegamaXX500
4 жыл бұрын
@@jenperdsmonlapin6953 yes, he is a typical trump supporter
@bgonthegrind4564
3 жыл бұрын
@@MegamaXX500 trunk isn’t the problem. Ant just sucks and thought he was smarter than he really is. Still a funny personality though
@waltergross1269
2 жыл бұрын
Patrice's humanity vs Ant's sociopathy is amazing
@stevenhetzel6483
2 жыл бұрын
Patrice is borderline though. He's just a dude with the guys, the man is a bonafied sociopath with women though.
@groovygamers1
Жыл бұрын
@@stevenhetzel6483 yes yes this is correct
@mileslong3904
Жыл бұрын
One guy who watches TV versus another guy who watches TV.
@psyduck6891
Жыл бұрын
@@stevenhetzel6483 You sound like a woman.
@youtubesgay
Жыл бұрын
Patrice is an admitted racist. Ant just presents facts that hurt the feelings of sensitive simpletons.
@PeterTeal77
3 жыл бұрын
Opie actually pressed a soundclip!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THE ABSOLUTE GENIUS OF COMEDY!!!
@harrylime9739
11 жыл бұрын
The song is "The End," by the Doors from their first album. Great song, great album. They played the song here because it was used in the movie "Apocalypse Now" which they are referencing during the staff fight. Cheers.
@InnerDness
5 жыл бұрын
28:26 Did Anthony just say he's a "pretty good survivalist"? He got lost in the woods for an entire night on a four hour hike. He's not a good survivalist, he's a fool.
@TheAjcarbo1224
5 жыл бұрын
I will bet he was thinking because of his arsenal of guns, that it automatically makes him a good survivalist by default lol. Plus because he lives in a giant house that he would have a step up. The moment he had to leave his house into utter chaos, the story would be much different.
@ThatCrazyPickles
5 жыл бұрын
Knock it off Spade he can jus rob ppl with food lol
@car-ls8uc
5 жыл бұрын
Anthony tends to talk out his ass, Long Island trash...
@car-ls8uc
5 жыл бұрын
@@ThatCrazyPickles He would have those guns taken away from him and shoved up his ass...
@mehoffjack7064
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he did survive
@nik_2323
5 жыл бұрын
2019 still relistening to patrice and old o&a, ron & fez uploads god this shit is still gold
@drawstringg7519
2 жыл бұрын
Ain't even 3 mins in and Patrice killed me with "the guy who talks with the piano" lmao talking about Steven hawking
@_..-.._..-.._
4 ай бұрын
Later says accordion 🪗 😂
@yeahrightmyguy481
4 жыл бұрын
Rest is peace Steve. I know a man with pain in his heart when I hear it
@toastedravis
4 жыл бұрын
For real. Patrice saw it too and wanted to help. I wonder what he would have said about Steve's suicide. Really goes to show his emotional issues were deeper than anyone could realize. RIP the both of them.
@ryt6940
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@jarnold3415
3 жыл бұрын
How’d he kill himself?
@oyvey1155
3 жыл бұрын
@@jarnold3415 choked himself on a hamburger
@CDbiggen
3 жыл бұрын
@@oyvey1155 , Oh shit 😆
@leonholloway
10 жыл бұрын
I can't listen to a Australian accent without laughing now, Aaugh Nauw!
@CRAZYASFUK1
10 жыл бұрын
***** jealous
@CRAZYASFUK1
10 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate
@fliparachi3647
6 жыл бұрын
Ohhh naow, oh noaw...
@TheCooterpuppet
5 жыл бұрын
Oay noy
@Blood0cean
5 жыл бұрын
i cant listen without cringing and smashing anthonys drunk mouth
@csquared4538
4 жыл бұрын
2:39:45 Patrice--"how could you come in and be funny and fun with someone who you know HATES you?!" Anthony--"I know.. how could you do that........"
@IIIDarkIII
2 жыл бұрын
I think of this every time when I listen to O&A
@kluneberg8952
2 жыл бұрын
And right after opie completely derails the conversation with the black girl fight
@csquared4538
2 жыл бұрын
@@kluneberg8952 I guess, to be fair, I don't think opie hated anthony, I think it was just anthony hating opie. So I guess the point still stands.
@Rufus_McMillian
Жыл бұрын
@@csquared4538it was mutual if you go back and listen to both when they were fighting. I just think Anthony is much more open.
@Kobe-jz2zz
3 ай бұрын
Damn...
@delljay8614
11 жыл бұрын
Will opie stop it with the buttons as patrice comments on the rift between Steve and Danny
@Briguy164
3 жыл бұрын
It's either that or phone calls
@l0ufromdaBX
3 жыл бұрын
No. No he won’t.
@nathancocco5606
3 жыл бұрын
It's all he has...
@PeterTeal77
3 жыл бұрын
He's a pathetic fvck who has not one talented person left in his life. I hope Opie lives forever.
@Kobe-jz2zz
3 ай бұрын
I thought it was funny lol
@killyrthoughts
9 жыл бұрын
"Harrold Bimbique!" LMFAO RIP Patrice!
@andrewjacksonbr
9 жыл бұрын
Lol
@killyrthoughts
9 жыл бұрын
Got an American first name and their own last names lmao
@carlosalbertotorres6609
10 жыл бұрын
I love it when Dr. Kaku comes on, they always listen up and ask him interesting questions and he always come back with great answers.
@zoem22
11 жыл бұрын
the staff fight is one of the greatest things i have ever heard.
@brandonb3174
2 жыл бұрын
They had a lot of em.
@SpreadieGirthy
2 жыл бұрын
Everybody: *providing content for the show by having serious conversations Opie: *soundboard soundboard* HOLD ON HOLD ON *soundboard*
@SuperSoupy
4 жыл бұрын
"We're having a conversation based on what we feel, not what we know" Patrice once again being a legend in his own time. Remember this quote the next time Anthony Cumia says anything even remotely political.
@executiverobbery
4 жыл бұрын
Golden Knight Who cares about anti-white racism? Like honestly you should be discriminated against if you legitimately believe you are “white”. Patrice had feelings based on experience, which he acquired from dealing with “white” people through out his life.
@vaughncollins1386
2 жыл бұрын
@@executiverobbery Why is it wrong for white people to identify as white while it’s fine for blacks to identify as black? Anthony bases his opinion on his experiences with blacks as well, he constantly talks about those experiences like Patrice. You just agree with Patrice so his experiences are valid and Anthony’s are not. Maybe the problem is basing all of you opinions just off of your own experiences is the major bias. Anthony can still be wrong but hold that opinion because he gave one experience so much validation.
@executiverobbery
2 жыл бұрын
@@vaughncollins1386 Because "White" is just a euphamism for wealthy. I believe the word you are looking for is caucasian, which both you and I happen to be. We are not wealthy, nor were we born with wealth. Anthony, if you listen to O&A, is fucking Italian who also was not born into wealth. He is not a "White" person by any means even though he always claims to be. I think you feel a certain way about this topic that seems personal, idk about you champ but I am proud to be caucasian.
@vaughncollins1386
2 жыл бұрын
@@executiverobbery White is only a euphemism for wealth because you attribute it as so, I’m talking about ethnic Europeans, like how black usually refers to ethic Africans. I don’t fall for what the left deems as evil like white people. Just call it wealthy then if that’s what you mean. It’s a dumb argument to get into word play because besides that we probably think the same thing.
@stevenhetzel6483
2 жыл бұрын
@@executiverobbery you're the dude who put dog leashes on you and your son and got down on all fours apologizing for being white, aren't you?
@JohannesCornely
6 жыл бұрын
Opies buttons are so obnoxious. Just disrupting the conversations
@nickpasqualini1412
4 жыл бұрын
Hate the buttons
@Blood0cean
4 жыл бұрын
@Mike Hampton ya its too mature for juvinile ppl to enjoy
@oWR3CKL3Zzo
3 жыл бұрын
@Mike Hampton Youre right obnoxious unfunny hacky sound board noises are the embodiment of comedy, the show wouldn't be funny without them.
@alexmckelvey3768
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha Patrice separately calls Stephen Hawking's voice machine a piano, a trumpet, and an accordion. . .
@usern4metak3ns
3 жыл бұрын
Combination of those three might make a godlike instrument.
@waltergross1269
2 жыл бұрын
🤣 yo
@kobe24OBCity
Жыл бұрын
Is he wrong tho ? 😂
@charlest5604
2 жыл бұрын
Danny is such a wimp. "I'll sue you", what a turd. Patrice nailed it when he said that isn't dude stuff. Part of being a man and interacting with other men is that things could get physical if certain lines are passed. It's why dudes relate with women differently because the idea of things getting physical isn't there.
@Bluespark-v9x
2 жыл бұрын
It’s the fact that Steve actually tried to squash it with the email and Danny didn’t want to. Then he acts surprised that Steve wanted to put him through a wall and talked about suing him lmao Danny was such a bitch
@joelalvarez5322
2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@itsmrlonewolf
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but it can also work both ways, someone who keeps hinting how they’ll smash your face in if they don’t get their way, when their tantrums include pictures of their breakfast, that isn’t fair or brave either, that’s just as wimpy, relying on your fists while still expecting all other legal protections back, is a pussy move. For example, if that Danny guy came in with a gun on his hip, and kept waving it around and saying how he’d love to just shoot everyone in the face, but he won’t, but he could, because he has a gun right here, and it would solve it quicker etc, that wouldn’t make Danny automatically right, that’s just trying to intimidate everyone into letting him have his own way. Which is a bitch move. If anything the “I’ll sue” is the lesser harm move, because the alternative would be something like be armed, then wait until that guy gets aggressive, then blow his head off under self defence laws for example. And I’m not defending that Danny guy at all, just playing devils advocate I guess, but we’ve all been in that kind of situation where someone bigger tries to throw their weight around even when it’s not righteous or justified. But what the bigger more physical person in those situations is relying on, is that the other guy won’t come back with a bat or a gun an hour later, and blow them away. What I mean is say some massive mma fighter was using their strength to try and intimidate me, and trying to hint “oh you're lucky the police and lawsuits exist, otherwise I’d beat you up”. My general theory and response is, you’re luckily the police and lawsuits exist, otherwise I’d bury you in the fucking woods when you’re not looking, for even trying to intimidate me in a world without laws and repercussions. I wouldn’t mind as much getting robbed for example by some big psycho, as it’s in the moment and I guess they win in that case, there and then in the moment (unless I’ve got my response to it etc) but when someone who expects to be around you for a lot longer, keeps using implied violence to try and intimidate you, and then thinks they can come back the next day and the next week and so on, and keeps using that implied violence, doesn’t appreciate that the person they’re threatening, can enact their own violence. And muscle isn’t the be all and end all, brains are, brains can make guns and a million other ways to bring someone bigger, back down to size. Bullies are the biggest wimps, and I know that Steve guy is dead now so RIP, but that whole segment was that dude talking about how he used to punch people, hinting like crazy to try and get the other guy to back down. That Steve guy should have controlled his anger and ego better, especially when working around the oandA show which is bound to be full of nothing but dickheads and pisstakers and windups and so on.
@johnbutler7567
Жыл бұрын
@It’s Mr Lone Wolf you put way to much thought into it no one is reading that dribble
@_..-.._..-.._
Жыл бұрын
@@johnbutler7567dribble? 😂 dummy
@tremblingcolors
10 жыл бұрын
Steve has been proven right about Danny. He was fired for the same things that Steve was accusing him of.
@thebutcherofbenghazi.libya3348
7 жыл бұрын
What did Steve accuse him of? Steve was such an *all talk pussy,* yenta, whine - whine - whining for 50 minutes that I didn't even catch (or at least didn't remember) WTF the other guy did to put a jagged rock in Steve's ass...
@frozenlicks
6 жыл бұрын
erock was picked on all the time so lets be honest here Steve cant take shit from everyone and he's a prick thinking that he can do shit to his subordinates. Alot of people siding with Steve because first he's dead, second we laugh every time he's picked on (gay voice, launch pictures) but other than that, he's a prick and and he cant take jokes
@salazam
6 жыл бұрын
Fuck Steve, little crybaby throwing tantrums.
@salazam
6 жыл бұрын
Steve is dead?
@misstrKevin
6 жыл бұрын
salazam yeah he hung himself i didn’t know either
@OurBlackFriend
6 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best episodes with regards to Patrices theories on women. God damn was he a genius.
@ChillsWithSloths
3 жыл бұрын
Wow, I never thought I'd see Michio Kaku and Patrice O'Neal interact with one another until today.
@charlest5604
2 жыл бұрын
Patrice was in studio when they had Kaku on the phone talking about the pipeline leak. It was a funnier conversation than this one
@kdkdQ
2 ай бұрын
Amazing
@mopmanfloyd8308
3 жыл бұрын
These videos may be my favorite thing on the internet
@RitualofEther
4 жыл бұрын
I do coke in moderation... Patrice: one nostril a week Lololol
@helioseismology
9 жыл бұрын
Steve should have punched Danny, seeing how he was going to be fired anyway.
@SuperBairman
6 жыл бұрын
Danny was such a moron, if steve didn't have a record he wouldn't have even went to jail and NO COMPETENT lawyer would EVER take his case(and steve's right, if you're broke it wouldn't matter anyway).
@Blood0cean
4 жыл бұрын
ant is the reason for danny's existence and he manged to burn that bridge aswell. what a fucking loser
@kingsnorkie
3 жыл бұрын
@@Blood0cean what happened between danny and ant?
@cdizzle1231
3 жыл бұрын
@@kingsnorkie I’d like to know as well
@joejosa8985
3 жыл бұрын
@@cdizzle1231 I think Danny said ant was a woman beater and drunk.
@lakerdude42
4 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for uploading these. This is my 2nd run through the Patrice chronicles and this is one of my favorites.
@farneyblakeley
10 жыл бұрын
when Patrice said how could you be funny when you work with someone who hates you Anthony said I know, how could you do that. Bet he was thinking about Opie
@Slassh69x
6 жыл бұрын
100%
@sifkoh
6 жыл бұрын
The fuck is it about this show that attracts grown ass men who gossip like 12 year girls
@Y2JLionHeart
5 жыл бұрын
@@sifkoh Deadass.
@Y2JLionHeart
5 жыл бұрын
@Alcoon Slambag Great contribution.
@duanehendrix008
5 жыл бұрын
@@sifkoh for real man, I y try to give them the benefit of the doubt by assuming it's just some running joke in the comments but so many people here whine about Opie like a bunch of women
@bobduato8995
3 жыл бұрын
2:29:07 haha danny callin him buster was embarrasing. Patrices response was perfect 😂🤣
@jefflabbecomedy
2 жыл бұрын
Wait a second champ 😂
@Pdubya69GS
7 жыл бұрын
Opie: "Hey I know the show is rolling & everyone is being hilarious but we're gonna take a break & switch subjects ro something a lot less funny" Listeners: "Fuck Opie. I wish he wasn't on the show" Sound about right?...
@rafaocampo4629
8 жыл бұрын
Mr.P is the perfect example to when patrice said "If the crowd is beautiful we make up half the show"...fuckin "Tolu" lol
@antonydrossos5719
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I have that one and "Patrice O'Neal: Unreleased" on my iPhone. GREAT stuff! "Tolu" and "Uncircumcised Penis" slay me every time I hear 'em
@Elguapoe
6 жыл бұрын
Tolu ....get yo spear nigga
@derrickalleman6465
3 жыл бұрын
Tolu is my absolute favorite bit by patrice and its not even material!!it's something he came up with on the spot!when he said tolu and associates...I los/ my fucking shittttt🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BIGNOSEPOPPA
5 жыл бұрын
I love that we are keeping Patrice o'neal name alive. 😎
@Omoiyari23
2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah man
@edge1247
2 ай бұрын
Can't ever forget him
@cafemaco85
11 жыл бұрын
That platoon bit was gold!
@CK662-
10 ай бұрын
Air Date: October 9, 2009
@Smokefrog-jb2uz
9 жыл бұрын
After listening to the videos of them attacking each other a little bit and then listening to this, Opie and Anthony did work well together. I don't really like Opie but I do miss the O&A with Jimmy show. I also miss Patrice RIP
@Mephilis78
6 жыл бұрын
Patrice was there so much that he might as well have been part of the show. He wasn't there as much as Jim, but there still, is nothing better than Ant, Opie, Patrice, and Jimmy. The four of them together are like the ingredients to make a philosopher's stone.
@EpinephrineFM
5 жыл бұрын
@@Mephilis78 Moreover, with those 4 guys, astrologically, you have the 4 elements at play. These guys didn't have chemistry, they had alchemy!
@SWIFTzTrigger
2 жыл бұрын
Opie is like onions, on its own its not that great but when added to the mix it can really add flavor. I think he bounced off Patrice really well and was a brilliant set up for Patrice. I 100% agree, the best episodes are the one's where all four are present.
@brandonb3174
2 жыл бұрын
He was the preferred guest to have and the first option to come on the shoe.
@NG-cf7zh
4 жыл бұрын
RIP Patrice and RIP Steve C. I felt bad for Steve, wish her would've let someone know he was feeling that bad, kids need a father.
@anunknowndude
3 жыл бұрын
The moment you have kids, you let your issues aside and take care of those kids FIRST
@NG-cf7zh
3 жыл бұрын
@@anunknowndude no disagreement here, my son is 1 year old and you can't make me give up on him with a gun and two knives, but I still feel compassion for Steve. Didn't seem like a bad dude and obviously had some problems.
@Limpass610
Жыл бұрын
Goes to show how bad he must have felt
@hard_work314
4 жыл бұрын
Here in 2020 during the Corona Pandemic..once again..Patrice was WAYYYYY ahead of his time.
@mrmagoozle
3 жыл бұрын
Yup. I’m replay these tapes over the years and when I got to this one, my laws... From 25:12, Patrice was a prophet
@Jay-oy5zs
3 жыл бұрын
A good time to level up.
@nicolasmejia7895
3 жыл бұрын
Did you hear that?? Cv-19. And blowing up the moon. The ship corona virus back from the moon
@inyokutse
3 жыл бұрын
Pandemics didn't exist prior to 2020 Patrice was ahead of his time
@_..-.._..-.._
Жыл бұрын
@@inyokutseEXACTLY! God, there are some dumb O&A fans. They call people sheep for believing science but they’ll change their whole personality from a crappy 10min conspiracy vid on KZitem. Wow… prior to 2020 nobody ever knew about sickness and pothead theories.
@TheSpear
4 жыл бұрын
Opie just called out how small his role is when the late great patrice oneal is on. " I would be a silent partner by monday (if patrice came by everyday)
@drawstringg7519
3 жыл бұрын
Opie should've been edited out of this. Its literally like a child is pushing buttons to make noise being annoying because he's not getting enough attention dang
@ibrahimtall6209
3 жыл бұрын
He really never does fail to sicken me.
@evanmarshall7966
9 ай бұрын
He got one laugh from the soundboard then got so confident and smashes buttons the rest of the episode, so annoying. We would have so much more content of Patrice and Ant riffing if Opie didn't step on everything
@WiggysanWiggysan
4 жыл бұрын
Patrice & Ant doing Platoon gets me every time !!
@redhotchilipepper417
10 жыл бұрын
I've taken biology and anthropology classes for Patrice to sum up human attractiveness in one conversation.
@garyphillips5510
7 жыл бұрын
patrice is a real man who says resl shit that other real men think but dont say.
@MisterMinotaur
10 жыл бұрын
I lost it when the Adagio4Strings/Platoon segment started.
@thedude1462
9 жыл бұрын
Your're breaking the machine! And when the machine breaks down WE break Down!!! I aint gonna let that happen boy. Lol had me on the ground laughing.
@TheAtrain206
8 жыл бұрын
god opie loves pulling the brakes on the fun train.
@Jay-oy5zs
3 жыл бұрын
When I run out of these I'll be sad.
@AstrophelTDeath
3 жыл бұрын
Its is cringy to hear opie steal the listeners lines and try to make himself funny, but hes so insecure that he ends up saying it was a listener, as if we already didnt know that.
@_..-.._..-.._
2 жыл бұрын
The “Eye Nye” is hilarious until Opie saves it as a drop and abuses the crap out of it. Then it becomes opiefied and worn out.
@11thWoods
9 жыл бұрын
"..and speaking with a fucking accordion." LMAO 5:20
@FallicIdol
2 жыл бұрын
Patrice was one of the great thinkers of our time
@soundboyeric2276
2 жыл бұрын
if you just listen to this as a mindless observer it's a pointless convo until patrice puts it all within the context of emotion, god, and the unknown he may not have been an english major but easily one of the greatest minds of the last 50 years. rip p.
@Rufus_McMillian
Жыл бұрын
And yet he totally ignored his diabetes to his own detriment
@peepopoo4387
Жыл бұрын
Patrice was hilarious, but you guys pretending he was a prophet is cringe.
@FallicIdol
Жыл бұрын
@@peepopoo4387 People who use based and cringed in serious context have no ground to stand on.
@peepopoo4387
Жыл бұрын
@@FallicIdol calling a fat, funny black man one of the greatest thinkers of our times just shows how decayed society is.
@inyokutse
Жыл бұрын
22:55 LA water mostly comes from the Owen valley, not the Colorado river and it's not a desert at all it's a coastal chaparral climate
@liveelbaraka3371
Жыл бұрын
Anthony is an idiot pedo.. He says "WE" "found out" how to use metal 😂🤣🤣.. We! Most ppl have no clue how a microwave works.. wouldn't know where to get clean water.. or even act civilized without the Law... Anthony was 100% talking about a small parts of the underdeveloped side of Africa! While Nigerians make soo much money they should send money to us here in the U.S..
@peepopoo4387
Жыл бұрын
@@liveelbaraka3371 You are delusional and sad that you live in a white world
@cwbintn8949
3 ай бұрын
Patrice O’Neal is one of the most genius stand-up comedians that there ever was losing him was indeed a tragedy
@EricMelendez
3 жыл бұрын
Damn Diabetes took my favorite comedian of all time
@needleskane9780
10 жыл бұрын
lol @ opie cutting off patrice so danny can talk, i'm so glad danny got fired.
@Dr.Midnight
8 жыл бұрын
String theory to Patreeky theory in one show
@antonydrossos5719
8 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, man, brilliant
@newtoy7791
3 жыл бұрын
String theory to tampon string theory. "Man rape'll skyrocket." The Letterman segment 01:17:58 is right up there with Patrice's other top bitch management lectures: kzitem.info/news/bejne/1npnn2WoenmKn3Y & kzitem.info/news/bejne/t4yMxYmLenSGp3o
@GodlyWodahs
3 жыл бұрын
If only Opie knew not to interrupt good audio with random buttons.
@CDbiggen
3 жыл бұрын
99% agree, but that Homer Simpson 'Boring" was perfectly done - for once.
@ScipioWasHere
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Patrice will have a direct influence on the revolution of today’s war on men
@drewinsur7321
4 жыл бұрын
Our general fell before the great war, but the training, discipline and standards still with us.
@travistheangrychimp
4 жыл бұрын
“War on men.” Pull yourself together, you drama queen. We still run everything. Christ almighty.
@rowhaus5478
3 жыл бұрын
God no. Patrice’s idealistic outlook on world politics is on par with a basic white chick with an anthropology degree. He approaches stuff emotionally, not logically. He was very funny but didn’t have the stature of a leader.
@NahlRaan
Жыл бұрын
@@travistheangrychimpI don't run shit. What do you run? 10-20 dudes run everything on the planet, and any bitch feels justified walking up to any man and screaming in his face about being the cause of since-time-began problems.
@peepopoo4387
Жыл бұрын
you are a f @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ g to even utter such nonsense. Please remover your picture of my ancestors, they would be sickened by your comment.
@champmarly7665
5 жыл бұрын
God must have had issues with lost souls and needed Patrice to help. Good hearted RIP
@FatManRedemption
11 жыл бұрын
0:00 Mankind's Hubris, Nicolini Reminiscences, Water/Hubris Revisited/3rd World Countries/Foreign Policy 0:56:45 Michio Kaku Phoner 1:17:58 David Letterman's Infidelity 1:52:41 Intern Ineptitude, Staff Drama/Steve is a Victim, Steve vs. Danny 2:48:25 Platoon Jokes (& Others)/Drama Continues, Ron Bennington Arrives
@keiserblade
Жыл бұрын
this is by far the best O&A episode ever released.
@Kobe-jz2zz
3 ай бұрын
Top 5
@johndizzle2284
8 ай бұрын
Patrice has been gone for 13 years and is STILL topical and relevant!
@nickpasqualini1412
3 жыл бұрын
Love when Patrice and Ant start doing Jaws impressions. Pretty sure they do it in the falsely accused episode too
@larryfish9272
3 жыл бұрын
My fave part about ant and patrice conspiracy arguments are that alot of the time they were both right at the same time.
@KCCC326
Жыл бұрын
That's the best assessment ever
@mumswording
9 жыл бұрын
Opie almost destroyed the platoon bit! Shut up.....
@_..-.._..-.._
Жыл бұрын
Ant saying “we” in reference to our military is cringy, nobody in his fam did anything selfless, they came over from Sicily and stole and cheated. “We” what MFer? You got a mouse in your pocket? Mr. USA that never did anything but self-serving BS.
@lithium23
3 жыл бұрын
39:30 This conversation is pretty relevant now. Anthony is dumb to say Obama is why The Taliban got stronger considering we did a huge troop surge in Afghanistan during those years that did nothing. Now after 20 years the Taliban controls more territory in Afghanistan than they did before we invaded. A futile mission. The Military and Intelligence agencies all knew that they would likely not be able to eliminate the Taliban without the help of Pakistan, so we gave tons of aid to Pakistan so they would stop helping the Taliban. Pakistan then actively continued to support the Taliban the entire time we were there but we did literally nothing about it. So we actively continued a mission we KNEW would not be successful. There wasn't even a national conversation when it became obvious that Pakistan was harboring fucking Bin laden a mile away from their west point. Afghanistan quickly became a tax money funnel towards the security industry and nothing more.
@liamhenderson3753
3 жыл бұрын
35:44 I don't often take O'Neal's side against Cumia, but he's right on this point. Edit: the whole bit about the kind of people who rule and want to rule the world.
@_..-.._..-.._
Жыл бұрын
Ant is a terrible person, he has hate in his heart and nothing else, you’ll all figure that out eventually. I don’t look up to a man that got btch-slapped by a TSA lady.
@HUNTENT247
4 жыл бұрын
This episode can definitely apply to what we're going through right now.
@ultrainstinctbowser994
4 жыл бұрын
I was searching for this comment and I agree
@HUNTENT247
4 жыл бұрын
@@ultrainstinctbowser994 Strange times, my friend. Stay safe.
@whambambigelow5528
4 жыл бұрын
There is something in ALL of these episodes that is still relevant today. The laughs are what I come for, the beautiful insight is what I leave with
@_..-.._..-.._
Жыл бұрын
More of you guys that think the world is against you, keep bitching and crying like Ant and being forever unhappy.
@ultrainstinctbowser994
4 жыл бұрын
We are now living in what your saying Patrice ......God bless you
@_..-.._..-.._
Жыл бұрын
Get over your feelings.
@11thWoods
11 жыл бұрын
"Owww Nooouuwww..." LMAO LMAO
@Reality789
6 жыл бұрын
Pure gold Patrice RIP
@T..C..M
2 жыл бұрын
I wish Steve would've knocked Danny's smug ass to the ground. He was right after all, Danny needed a good pounding to bring his ego back to earth. I used to dislike Steve, but now I get it, Danny was the problem and Ant always took his side.
@Limpass610
Жыл бұрын
Exactly, Danny seems to be entitled to safety. Thats like women shit. How can you not know there is always violence at the end of hallway
@seabassmcbigfat
3 жыл бұрын
Even with Ope being Opie, this was the best show I feel.
@oWR3CKL3Zzo
8 ай бұрын
Him slamming the sound board like a 3 year old during the danny and Steve debate was awful
@zacharykaiser5910
4 жыл бұрын
2:38:35 Opie shuts down the show with a colossal bomb.
@mrperfect6766
6 жыл бұрын
The ending is great👍🏾
@YourGuySmiley
9 жыл бұрын
I think Opie plays with the soundboard all the time because he has nothing funny/interesting to say. He just ruins everything funny. The sounds he plays have nothing to do with what's being said and has bad timing.
@craigadams1507
5 жыл бұрын
Opie stunk 98%of the time he opened his mouth(and I'm being generous by not saying100) but id say 1/2 the time his board op'n was what I wanted him to hit even though you could tell what he was going to play before he did it but the other half was COMPLETELY shoe horned because he cant say ANYTHING funny and he had to chime in somehow.
@prince13896
9 жыл бұрын
For Black Phillip fans: 1:17:58 - 1:52:41 ('David Letterman's Infidelity') is some genius shit, nigga.
@sweobx
7 жыл бұрын
Alec Morris right on
@sammyboy7163
7 жыл бұрын
Alec Morris worddd
@kyleprice5459
5 жыл бұрын
Love it when Patrice trys to ayy nayy
@brendanoconnor4939
8 жыл бұрын
Whats the sad song they play when Patrice is talking at the end? Patrice during the Kaku interview is so funny it hurts
@dontaetrowell5011
5 жыл бұрын
Why does this WOP (Anthony) identify with being white??? LMAO!!! Not with that snout & hair. I love him & he's hilarious but STOP IT!!!
@flatbushtommy9681
7 ай бұрын
Boy patrice would have loved how the Stephen hawking storyline took a turn after the epstein details came out 🤣
@rusemode
6 ай бұрын
And on the first hour he talked about who would become president after Obama LOL imagine his reaction
@justinloyd8315
6 жыл бұрын
“Is this the black girl body slam incident, btw?” Way to bring everything to a screeching halt, Ope.
@HittokiriBatosai
Жыл бұрын
2:38:38 Silenced and confused everyone
@slabz_
Жыл бұрын
Bro Patrice talking about overpopulation and vaccines gave me the chills… why the fuck did I give in to that shit….literally just wanted to get out of the house again
@liveelbaraka3371
Жыл бұрын
Billion dollar companies are putting poison in all cheap food..
@camreese
10 ай бұрын
Ah ha stupid
@MFRStudios999
4 жыл бұрын
This is some great Patrice stuff
@astuteandy
7 жыл бұрын
Goddamn Patrice was so smart and deep.
@McTrollenstein
4 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's really not. You're a sycophant, I get it, but that first talk shows it when he talks about overpopulation. The first place that needs to be depopulated is Africa and nowhere else. The civilized world as far as population isn't rising with any significance.
@ronthemogul
2 жыл бұрын
@@McTrollenstein shat it up
@KYGY2K
8 жыл бұрын
Ant dragged that "Ay naye" shit into the ground so quick.
@awsometomable
8 жыл бұрын
+MrJezzicho AYYY NAYE!!
@Blood0cean
5 жыл бұрын
like all his comedy
@shughume
5 жыл бұрын
A lot of that was opie on the soundboard with a drop of Ant that Ant just reacted to.
@benjaminbell7604
4 жыл бұрын
@@shughume I'd love to agree with you but unfortunately, it was all ant lol I still loved it tho
@shughume
4 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminbell7604 But, there's more than one occasion where Ant is saying it and then the clip says it too or Ant is saying something else and the clip says it. And I really don't think Ant would play a clip of himself over himself, his timing isn't that poor!
@tuco1121
5 жыл бұрын
"Smile you son of a burger" Insufferable.
@greyknightjusticar8412
4 жыл бұрын
No kidding, hit the car crash button.
@JAKESGONE
5 жыл бұрын
"everyuglybitchwannadosomethingforyaifyougotamilliondollars" - Patrice O neal
@benmiddleton3113
4 жыл бұрын
Ron wrapped up this show, PERFECTLY!!
@whogon
2 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic the platoon reference is so accurate
@Nobe616
8 жыл бұрын
1:44:00 Red pill
@drewinsur7321
4 жыл бұрын
And the entire sinopse before it is gospel too
@DonJongson
9 жыл бұрын
Ron's addition to the Danny argument was genius!
@DonJongson
9 жыл бұрын
3:06:40 Great closing bit.
@TheEbhagzzz
11 жыл бұрын
One of the best episodes ever
@izicrack180
11 ай бұрын
"E mc square up in this bitch " certified patrice classic
Пікірлер: 845