Patrice calling asian lady butts “CD cases” is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
@nuckels188
3 ай бұрын
90% are CD cases but some are toight af
@user-yd6md6ti9h
2 ай бұрын
He's right, by and large oriental people in half flat or minus arses, oddly enough very well developed calfs though, whereas black people tend to have disproportionately underdeveloped ones especially in comparison to the rest of the body.
@larrydynamiteiii
2 жыл бұрын
Zip-a-dee doo-dah... Black Ghost!!!
@ThutoMolefi
2 жыл бұрын
"Hello O'Neeeeeeaaall. . . . Have a good daaaaayyy"
@marcanthony1113
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously cracks me up every time
@t_papi
Жыл бұрын
“My name is Patrice you piece of shit” 🤣
@AnonAnon-ho1uc
Жыл бұрын
49:00 i will never eat here at upside down question mark
@TheSavagegamer69
Жыл бұрын
@@t_papi yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah
@BozforiQvault-vj6or
Жыл бұрын
Zippidy doo daaaahhhh
@AndySalinger33
2 жыл бұрын
“…so I won’t come and eat at…fuckin’ squiggly line, f in a boat, 2 circles and a line through it…”
@seannacorea1441
2 жыл бұрын
If I could make my own beef and broccoli I would never even talk to a Chinese person
@daveseville7394
18 сағат бұрын
It's easy as fuck lol
@kingkev6338
Жыл бұрын
“Don’t forget the yayayayayayaayayea” hahahahahaha that’s so fucking true
@asheriko26
6 ай бұрын
I can hear this ALL day long
@justiceholiday6740
4 ай бұрын
I come back everytime i see a Chinese place
@camy205
Жыл бұрын
"With the personalities of fuckin fly paper.... "
@trappinout18
4 ай бұрын
Patrice nailed it in the first 3 minutes. He's the real deal.
@heavenonearthhoetv9271
2 жыл бұрын
“The Asiany Asians are fucking meeean” god I miss Patrice
@anthonyhewitt9397
2 ай бұрын
Patrice being the funniest philosopher of our time.
@CeruleanFilms
10 ай бұрын
Apparently the guy who cleaned his fishtank was Marvin the Martian.
@bles05
7 ай бұрын
@nero48😂
@nonoffensiveperson9877
4 ай бұрын
The bodybuilder?
@pft709
19 күн бұрын
Yayaya.
@Stonymontana14
3 ай бұрын
I always come to this every time I gotta deal with my Asian managers at my job 😂
@chajy4319
2 жыл бұрын
I love his asian take🤣 I'm asian and I see the things he point out alot when I go to an asianian asian market/store.
@TDrewCook
4 ай бұрын
Good thing he never auditioned for SNL lmaooo
@punanny123
2 жыл бұрын
Asiany Asians along with " Tolu and associates" from his stand-up special are among the best all time Patrice quotes that pop up in my mind from time to time. I love the way Patrice speaks on the crazy things all races (including blacks) do without being racist. Even after his own death he is mentoring men from all over the world.
@sethrobinson28
7 ай бұрын
Bruh…..Tolu And Associates to this day makes me vomit with laughter. I didn’t know anybody heard it
@Thanos-Alaarsson
26 күн бұрын
@@sethrobinson28yeah that’s one of the best sets I’ve ever heard
@Gknows33
2 жыл бұрын
The accuracy puts a smile on my face.
@BusinessOfFear
10 ай бұрын
24:00 The Opester delivering a funny line 😂
@BusinessOfFear
10 ай бұрын
And them proceeds to try to ruin it. Let the laughs happen!
@asheriko26
6 ай бұрын
Indeed he did
@PauloHernandezXD
3 ай бұрын
It actually was a good one, lol :3
@mithrandirthegrey7644
14 күн бұрын
I work with a lot Asian people and I keep coming back to this. It's like somebody else venting my frustrations and I don't have to do it myself and lose my biggest clients.
@treyhoward2151
2 жыл бұрын
"Dacliminasin" 🤣🤣🤣
@Fisk4life
2 жыл бұрын
Favourite Patrice moment ever!!
@tentanicvirusboss4196
6 ай бұрын
Bro he ain’t even lying 😭😭😭😭 shit had me crying
@vegastjg
2 ай бұрын
Yesterday Opie confirmed they still give you only 2 packets of soy sauce for 12 pieces of sushi.🤦♂️😂
@mkabrighali
10 ай бұрын
5:53 😂😂😂😂
@tlz124
5 ай бұрын
The only way that someone can be so blunt about race is if he or she is black. I'm so glad he did all this research
@benjaminperez7328
4 ай бұрын
The term is “double standard.” AKA: Hypocrisy
@WatZyAnAmE
2 жыл бұрын
It was msg MSG MAKES ANYTHING TASTES GREAT. Lol it’s a hallucinogen
@AdrianHertz
2 жыл бұрын
Patrice o' meal ! Lol
@Thanos-Alaarsson
26 күн бұрын
46:12 That’s why I love Patrice and by extension this show. Call in and discuss it.
@antichavista82
2 жыл бұрын
My favourite Patrice bit. I'm also at war with the chinese (all other Asians I've no problem with.)
@blacknatsu6623
2 жыл бұрын
Opie tells a funny story, then immediately fucks it up by talking through the laughs.
@Paddy.C
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but I found him weirdly 'standable' in this compilation. It's like he accepted being the straight guy, and was happy to take a bit of a backseat when Patrice was around, whereas when it was just Ant and Jim riffing, he felt the need to try and compete, and torpedo whichever bit he felt excluded from.
@FoulballProductions
2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t recognize the sound
@blacknatsu6623
2 жыл бұрын
@@FoulballProductions hahahaha goddamn!!
@engurland
2 жыл бұрын
I might be wrong but I always thought he was more tolerable around Patrice.
@LordofHogwarts
Жыл бұрын
Opie was always more friendly and normal when Patrice was around. At least that's how I see it. He really liked Patrice and tried to make his time on air rly good and respected when he talked most of the time.
@rvilletto123
10 күн бұрын
Miss him.
@steefan2248
Жыл бұрын
Hold on.. coming back to this video months later after listening to it a 3rd time; I'm sorry, but freshwater lobsters?
@daniekreda3960
2 ай бұрын
Ceayfish duh
@steefan2248
2 ай бұрын
@daniekreda3960 Oh.. "ceayfish" you say.
@Djseandu68
4 ай бұрын
It’s okkkkkkk 😂😂😂
@Surreal469
25 күн бұрын
We should have known something was up with Louie when he said he lived Asian asses 😅
@Weoutg
9 ай бұрын
So true
@DVe-fw5sj
3 ай бұрын
I say some of this same stuff at work because alot of Asians are my customers and people look at me like I'm crazy...but what Patrice is saying is facts
@Optimusprimerib36
10 ай бұрын
I will make your general tso chicken better than anyone. It’s not that hard if you can cook. The secret is frying the chicken twice and fresh ginger
@v_dunehill8724
7 ай бұрын
Tell me
@asheriko26
3 ай бұрын
5:30 "good morning "
@adamvegeta3809
2 жыл бұрын
Fucking gold 😁👌
@hammertime89
Ай бұрын
1:05 “Hello O’Neil!!!” In defense of this one point, in Chinese, the last name is written first.
@JakeMatye
Жыл бұрын
1:20:15 fuckin kills me
@CorporateSmitty
Жыл бұрын
Haha I deliver furniture and black people literally never tip it’s so crazy
@sirloin7633
8 ай бұрын
Not crazy, it's typical.
@eduardopadilla9958
7 ай бұрын
Why TF you need to be tipped for doing a job you were hired by your employers(that pay you hourly) to do? What you gonna do, destroy the stuff your moving cuz you don't get tipped out. TF outta here
@bles05
7 ай бұрын
@@eduardopadilla9958facts
@Tepaneca
6 ай бұрын
I don’t tip either. It ain’t my job to pay you tha Fucc
@Skottomania
4 ай бұрын
Huh? You should absolutely tip your movers
@FrozeBone
11 ай бұрын
"Its something about what they do to them" - Patrice O'Neal
@digitalelectronswebsolutio6524
2 ай бұрын
10:41 💜😂😂😂
@asheriko26
5 ай бұрын
1:12:37 that's not "decrimination"
@chitown132
4 ай бұрын
48:48 LMFAO!
@markerpadder7429
4 ай бұрын
Mark 1:00 1:11:00
@madmartian2
11 ай бұрын
21:51 yayAyAya 22:23
@niaure6516
11 ай бұрын
1:20:17
@davidbutler1622
2 ай бұрын
A lot of it is the language barrier. Learning English for an Asian is like being a baby again, there is no crossover with English at all, so older Asians struggle to learn English, they would t seem as dumb if they could speak in there own language
@shawnboyce1663
2 ай бұрын
I ruve oneeeeal flom bottom of my healt
@Djseandu68
4 ай бұрын
8:19 mark
@darkpurplesky6660
Жыл бұрын
We were at McDonald’s one time and we ordered like $50 worth of food and when we asked for ketchup they gave us like 4 or 5 packets. My dad got PISSED. He didn’t yell but he raised his voice and said “hey, I just made a $50 order I need more ketchup than that” and the older employee gave us more and she had to look at the younger one that gave us only a few like “it’s ok” 🙄
@briantrowbridge8134
Жыл бұрын
Got mad at a young person that probably was making minimum wage over ketchup. You know that your dad could have just been like "haha sorry sir/miss, my family loves ketchup, think I could get like a big handful more?" The older person looked at the younger worker with the "it's ok" look, because when you work in service, you are gonna run into people like your father, and mine, who can't control their emotions. Just a bunch of big babies that get upset over nothing, then can't calm down until they sufficiently ruin someone elses day. Why would you post this comment? Id be so embarrassed if i ever did something like this. I worked at safeway for years, and i used to put people like your dad in their place, because my company spread this stupid lie that the customer was always right, but I was too good at my job for them to even try to punish me. "I work here, I stock these shelves, if you argue with me, then no, you are wrong." Im so glad I dont work service anymore, because some of yall are actual cancer.
@sirloin7633
8 ай бұрын
Great story....
@lavatramp
3 ай бұрын
It's relating to the content in the video you fucking idiot@@sirloin7633
@fraymond3
7 ай бұрын
Patrice couldn't cook rice right, hilarious. Pro Tip: Use a rice cooker, calrose rice, and equal parts rice and water. Boom! Sticky rice...
@digitalelectronswebsolutio6524
2 ай бұрын
1:01:34 😂😂😂
@arkyandy9612
2 жыл бұрын
Man my Japanese restaurant knows MY NAME, come check on me during my meal, chit chat. And if you spend real money. A full on desert for free. I give ‘‘em money every week.
@sasazamami
2 жыл бұрын
are you white?
@arkyandy9612
2 жыл бұрын
@@sasazamami yes. But take the context into account. Not Chinese. Nor my Korean auntie. Japanese. But Fair point I am indeed white.
@Skizzy461
2 жыл бұрын
@@sasazamami I'm black id go to a Korean restaurant every week in NJ and they'd give me stuff on the house on the occasion. I speak some Korean so I wonder if that helped. They were real cool.
@calvinversailles7662
Жыл бұрын
@@Skizzy461 that obviously helped lol
@Blit-X-TVLive
10 ай бұрын
@@arkyandy9612Asians pretty much worship white people. Not surprised...
@markvandermolen7181
2 ай бұрын
Louis CK sounds like such a tool in this, ugh
@thatguy1398
4 ай бұрын
Anthony is always there to ruin a joke
@johnpatrick6998
11 ай бұрын
Bracks always ask the price of chicken wangs in Chinese restaurants and will either argue over the price or bitch about the price then leave.
@markrobertson2052
Жыл бұрын
Asian man based = black man complain Bwoooooong
@adamm5079
2 жыл бұрын
Stop asn hate!
@ultraheaven8968
2 жыл бұрын
Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah
@goreds551
2 жыл бұрын
@@ultraheaven8968 LOL perfect response
@sasazamami
2 жыл бұрын
azns need to stop the black hate, even though we support their economy but they do nothing to support black people
@slothmaster101
2 жыл бұрын
Go back!
@chipchipperson80
10 ай бұрын
MY MUDDAH SAID THEM PEOPLE WIPE THEIR BUTT WID THEIR HAND OR SUMTIN
@cheetonation
3 ай бұрын
i like patrice but this video makes him look so hypocritical whenever he complains about "traditional" white people lol
@garymericano
Жыл бұрын
#stopasianhate
@sirloin7633
8 ай бұрын
Hahahaahaa. One like and it was probably the dummy who wrote the post.
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