"Something went horribly wrong in an underground lab, we didn't get the blast doors closed in time and this thing chewed it's way to the surface.." Classic Patton, LMAO!
@rgurwell
Жыл бұрын
"We had to bring in the black helicopters and the Justice League..."
@kierafurneaux3172
3 жыл бұрын
MEGALEG: Once again, you have failed me, Starscream
@Montesama314
22 күн бұрын
Megaleg vs. Optimus Prime Rib
@gorrillawarfair
5 жыл бұрын
It would be awesome if kfc hired Patton to be colonel sanders in a commercial just to bring this joke full circle + i bet he could make a great bit out of the experience
@maximummatt73
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, bro. Awesome.
@jordanloux3883
2 жыл бұрын
And then he either chokes to death or has a massive heart attack from the food, at which point the drag another Sanders out of the cloning tanks.
@Dfturcott
2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t be anymore out of place then the ceasars sports book commercials he’s in. Like seriously, who’s thinks betting on pro sports and says “get patton!”?
@BMG19FUNNYDIE
Жыл бұрын
He'd never be a corporate pawn.
@liquidmetal12
7 жыл бұрын
I abso-LUTELY LOVE that he can say ".. a Tim and Eric bit" and the crowd knew exactly what he meant.
@bopbopperono58
7 жыл бұрын
Probably the most unlikely self-made celebrities of our time. Other than maybe Eric Andre.
@ravenvinnie6062
6 жыл бұрын
what up Ranch Du Bois?
@MrUndersolo
6 жыл бұрын
Tim and Eric! Awesome show! Great job!
@gorrillawarfair
5 жыл бұрын
@rgtrooper13 kinda the point of his comment jackass
@Tigerman1138
4 жыл бұрын
“Are chicken legs supposed to be that big?” “No, they’re not!”
@crimsondynamo615
2 жыл бұрын
“If we’re talking a velociraptor maybe, but i don’t see Chris Pratt advertising these so no they’re not supposed to be that big.”
@CrandMackerel
Жыл бұрын
It's all in his delivery, implying an earnest KFC rep who can't help giggling in shock at the horror his company has wrought.
@PO-pi5su
Жыл бұрын
The scary part is that the Double Down really is an improvised chicken cordon bleu.
@damnedlegionaire
Жыл бұрын
Mother of Madoka, it is.
@kazzander1975
6 жыл бұрын
Real-life resident of Ponca City, Oklahoma checking in to say how disappointed I am that our KFC does NOT, in fact, have bavon-flavored Sprite.
@makeit7579
4 жыл бұрын
or eyelid boils
@TheWalkingDavid
4 жыл бұрын
Edmond, OK here 🤘🏼 and you are right... no bacon flavored sprite... that would be a major hit
@Aramakie98
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheWalkingDavid it could be Keto friendly, with real pieces of bacon in every other can ( like a flavor surprise... not a choking hazard and the FDA said so!)...
@baronsamedi4603
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheWalkingDavid there's a place in Arcadia Oklahoma that actually sells bacon flavored cola it's a place called pops
@RiceDaddy-wo2fy
Жыл бұрын
Don't tease me
@CeruleanFilms
10 жыл бұрын
I saw Patton live a couple years ago and he closed with the Mega-Leg bit... I could not breathe I was laughing so hard.
@CinemaDemocratica
6 жыл бұрын
"We couldn't get the blast doors closed in time" is when I literally choked on my coffee.
@starcrafter13terran
6 жыл бұрын
My favorite bit is when he reads notes that came with gifts from his relative. Ends up with a plastic owl to close the story.
@ajnids6422
4 жыл бұрын
I literally started reading the Blast Doors comment at the same time he said it in the video - Felt like I was reading alongside 😄
@Tigerman1138
4 жыл бұрын
Are chicken legs supposed to be that big???
@crimsondynamo615
Жыл бұрын
@@Tigerman1138 no they’re not!
@690H1
7 жыл бұрын
The awkward moment when this video has a KFC pre-roll ad...
@HazeAroundtheWorld
5 жыл бұрын
The ads are based on your search history, moron
@julianvenegas642
5 жыл бұрын
You must love KFC buddy 😂
@cappyjones
4 жыл бұрын
As a word nerd, Patton's use of language is like watching Picasso paint! 👌🏾
@nicholasjohnston9220
3 жыл бұрын
Lol he must've really gotten to you with the word ass-teeth
@jamesboulger8705
3 жыл бұрын
Caligula crazy got me.
@Shyng101
3 жыл бұрын
Bacon flavored sprite?
@UFO_PILOT
3 жыл бұрын
More like Jackson Pollack.
@l3a4c1m
3 жыл бұрын
Try listening to a Jordan Peterson lecture
@TheWrongHands18
10 жыл бұрын
What a name dropper! He refers to two of my favorite, beautiful, actresses; Leviathan and Asmodeus.
@JohnSmith-qn3ob
3 жыл бұрын
No love for Megaleg?
@Rolyatthegoon78
9 жыл бұрын
MEGA-LEG!!!! Arguably the funniest bit I've heard In a long time
@MarcoPolo1299
5 жыл бұрын
Has anyone seen him live? Hands down one of the funniest people alive today. Saw him in Orlando and I couldn't stop laughing the whole time.
@HeyChicagoWhattaSay
Жыл бұрын
I've seen Patton Oswalt a number of times. He once commented on my SM post on FB
@KiwiandPixel
Жыл бұрын
We have had the pleasure of seeing him live and it was easily one of the best shows I've EVER been to.
@makeit7579
5 жыл бұрын
Patton is aging like a fine wine.
@samihanna6105
6 жыл бұрын
I love the biblical reference. Mega leg laid waste the cities of man LMAO
@blushingfrieza
6 жыл бұрын
Sami Hanna haha me too, he's so eloquent.
@MissyLilMiss
6 жыл бұрын
I’m in the Midwest and yeah that’s accurate 😂 We get some crazy things here
@johnnycats5157
2 жыл бұрын
possibly the best Oswalt bit ever, and that is saying a lot.
@MarkRadulich
8 жыл бұрын
I love this album for this bit alone.
@rhombusskullvsteal1
8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Radulich so funny. The bobble head mafia message xD
@kevinmilhim646
4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Megaleg is also the name of a boss fight in Super Mario Galaxy I know that I'm the only one that cares...but Imma say it anyways
@andreswolfgang5783
8 жыл бұрын
That thing about the Midwest is so true. I'm from western Michigan and we do in fact have bacon soda. It's nuts.
@MrUndersolo
5 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, I have to ask about the taste...
@guthax30
4 жыл бұрын
do you guys have soda-flavored nuts then?
@drw4ever57
4 жыл бұрын
Andres wolfgang, you should know or at least look at a map of America, if you think even western Michigan is the midwest, well i’m sorry but as some one from the other side of Michigan and now in southwestern Florida, Michigan on either east or west side should be considered midwest, the mid west is the plains, like kansas the dakotas and parts of texas
@greenyawgmoth
3 жыл бұрын
@@drw4ever57 I'm from Michigan and it absolutely is part of the Midwest.
@CNWhatImSaiyan
7 жыл бұрын
I love your food, KFC. "PROVE IT BY BURNING YOURSELF!!"
@rushguy1
Ай бұрын
SWEAR AN OATH OF FEALTY! DO IT BEFORE ME!
@TAPKAC
6 жыл бұрын
The Mega-Leg reminds me of when a Bojangle's 4-piece dinner took two boxes to take away: One to hold 3 pieces of chicken; the other to hold the 4th, plus your side item and biscuit. This was during the years when their commercial jingle was "Bo-jangles! Just gotta have more!"
@emmaduncan2991
10 жыл бұрын
they send you a bobblehead it means "Patton Oswalt sleeps with the fishes"
@bwgbwg1529
5 жыл бұрын
I like this drawing of his face in the thumbnail. a combination of sophistication and depression ;)
@babygyrl2891
Жыл бұрын
I come back to this one once in a while it’s still funny
@ToruKun1
10 жыл бұрын
That Mega-Leg story is terrifying, KFC is the Umbrella Corporation of fast food and I say this as someone who fucking WORKS at KFC
@ShadeWMD
10 жыл бұрын
You've been in the belly of the beast. lol
@ToruKun1
9 жыл бұрын
Evan Goch Thankfully the Double-Down was discontinued a few years ago....doesn't stop the employees from making their own, though.
@mdinunzio7610
5 жыл бұрын
Did they use the t-virus to create the megaleg
@ccggenius
5 жыл бұрын
I look forward to part 3, because KFC is now working on vegetarian chicken.
@TruthWiz
4 жыл бұрын
I seriously injured myself laughing while listening to this.
@1974spr
9 жыл бұрын
The two faces on either side of the center piece of the pic look like Bobby from King of the Hill.
@mikeoxsbigg1
9 жыл бұрын
Dangit Bobby.
@rpm297
8 жыл бұрын
Mega-Leg for President!
@sirtosky9356
9 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes, and yes. The DoubleDown should also come with a side of lead (Pb) seasoning to make it really Caligula/Roman emperor cuisine.
@canaan5337
6 жыл бұрын
SirtoSky the led the ancient Romans got was from lead acetate or sugar of lead which was kind of an artificial sweetener in their wine late they didn't just grind up lead and put it on their food
@Tigerman1138
3 жыл бұрын
Does it come with burning coals to head up the leg to burn one’s self.
@harryseeward6512
7 жыл бұрын
Eyelid boils and ass teeth. Best morning radio duo ever.
@lOrdofdOrkness73
6 жыл бұрын
it means you will sleep wit the fillet of fishes
@colonelkurtz2269
4 жыл бұрын
Now they have glazed donuts fried chicken sandwiches.
@PiLLoWHanDs267
6 жыл бұрын
Something went horribly wrong😂😂 when the mega leg was created...I fuckin lost it haha!
@se9865
5 жыл бұрын
It's kinda funny that as he was talking about depressed eating I was dipping string cheese into barbeque sauce with one hand, and grabbing semi sweet cooking chocolates with the other, all while I was supposed to be in bed sleeping.
@eebydeeby1234
7 жыл бұрын
I love that I have a KFC ad on my sidebar while listening to this
@MoeGreensRightEye
7 жыл бұрын
Wow what a mind blower
@Michael-Crouch
7 жыл бұрын
A mind bowler
@solidsnake58
2 жыл бұрын
How am I just now discovering this!? Amazing. Thank you.
@panther189_
Жыл бұрын
The double down is back baby!!!
@AngryNerdBird
Жыл бұрын
One constant that seems to be true of all mediums - books, tv, movies, internet videos, whatever - is that the most creative and artistic stuff we do is almost NEVER what creative people are most known for during their time. No, the stuff we're most known for is always some of the stupidest shit we've ever made. 🤣
@2HRTS1LOVE
7 жыл бұрын
Caligula crazy, lol!
@stephenchapasko2854
9 жыл бұрын
If I ever went to jail, ass teeth would be awesome
@jondunmore4268
5 жыл бұрын
So that when you toss someone's salad, you can also make out with them?
@pauls9331
5 жыл бұрын
@@jondunmore4268 Underrated comment
@MrUndersolo
5 жыл бұрын
Well, you’d be...safe? 🍑
@metal134
9 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is, he jokes about the bacon flavored soda, but that's actually a real thing. Maybe not Sprite, but there is bacon flavored soda.
@noahkarpinski1824
6 жыл бұрын
metal134 and one day, I'm going to invent bacon flavoured ice cream.
@brettknoss486
6 жыл бұрын
Canada doesn't have famous bowls, because poutine.
@ralphyetmore
5 жыл бұрын
Poutine is best. The u.s. is so behind.
@CommieCrab
4 жыл бұрын
What does Vladimir Poutine have to do with anything?
@jeremyhassell7911
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. We don't care Canada.
@NobodyNowhereKnowhow
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but you’re still Canada. You also don’t have to worry about a medical bill causing you to go into bankruptcy either. USA #1!!! USA! USA! USA!!!
@brettknoss486
4 жыл бұрын
@@NobodyNowhereKnowhow healthcare is more expensive than in Canada, since so much of it is not avaliable.
@Donsanity
Жыл бұрын
Having a double down as I listen to this. lol
@rhlopez2694
2 жыл бұрын
When I first moved to CA, I experienced my first all u can eat KFC, I thought I was in heaven.
@patrickvernon5368
4 жыл бұрын
In tears
@NoExitLoveNow
9 жыл бұрын
They saw the success of the El Polo Loco bowls (Spanish rice, pinto beans, and pieces of grilled chicken) and tried to copy it without changing the ingredients they had on hand.
@DancingSpiderman
6 жыл бұрын
NoExitLoveNow Ass Teeth are NOT an ingredient found at a KFC!
@HumanityAsCode
3 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest standup I've ever heard
@pjabrony8280
Жыл бұрын
Not enough comedy routines end with the four words: "Chloe Sevigny Ass Teeth."
@KarstensCreationsKC
9 жыл бұрын
13 people don't understand brilliant comedy.
@Wyndamn
6 жыл бұрын
Black helicopters and The Justice League!!! Maybe the Justice league movie should've been about them stopping the Mega-Leg instead of Steppenwolf!!!
@kuno3336
3 жыл бұрын
That bobblehead is a CRAZY power move
@RazorFoxDV
9 жыл бұрын
"Ass teeth."
@bluetextonwhitebg
10 жыл бұрын
i remember when 4chan went absolutely apeshit over the double down. XD
@FaeQueenCory
6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure everyone went apeshit over that..... it's just.... too much to not go for.
@ryanyvegaify
5 жыл бұрын
I saw a KFC commercial recently for the cheetos sandwhich would like to here pattons opinion.
@patrickwhelpley1745
5 жыл бұрын
I think it’s another fuck you Patton item. KFC isn’t over him yet lol
@starcrafter13terran
6 жыл бұрын
Try the new product: Mashed potato and gravy enema.
@Croyvile
5 жыл бұрын
holy shit! that last 15 second knocked me out of my chair. rotflmao
@Jaysus777Live
7 жыл бұрын
make a bobble head let him know. lmfao
@BGraves
9 жыл бұрын
what's with this artwork? Bobby hill is flanking him to the left and right.
@TheMysticCraft86
9 жыл бұрын
Looks like the guy from Man vs Food
@BGraves
9 жыл бұрын
oh in the middle? so it's man vs food with bobby hill on the left and the right. I feel ya
@JohnDoe-mx1sq
3 жыл бұрын
They have a double down hotdog now 🤣
@bomt697
6 жыл бұрын
man this dude is funny as hell
@WinkLinkletter
Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a skit I thought was called "Trough and Swill", SNL(?), in which, for company lunch time, the work friends decide to go to the Trough & Swill, again, where the cuisine consists of a giant trough of chili and big barrels of beer, with neither plates and utensils, or beverage containers. I, too, thought these ads a joke when I first saw them, same with McDonald's "McWraps", hearing only "McCraps". Is everyone high at these pitch meetings!?
@spookytuesday17
8 жыл бұрын
i smile when i eat a famous bowl
@SilentFlames907
5 жыл бұрын
People from the Midwest and South would definitely eat the megaleg...most of them only eat chicken legs .....cuz "IT'S THE ONLY PIECE OF CHCIK-KIN WHAT GOTS ITS OWN HANDLE!!" You just know there's a rancher down south trying to crossbreed a chicken and a spider to get a chicken with 8 drumsticks, and if he succeeds he WILL become a billionaire......
@cooldaddyjames2814
Жыл бұрын
I want a god damned MEGALEG!
@shooteveryday1841
Жыл бұрын
“We couldn’t get the blast doors closed in time” …. I can’t
@thegardenofeatin5965
4 жыл бұрын
"No, they're not!"
@aferraro92
Жыл бұрын
Nobody tell Patton the Double Down came back this year.
@Alessioo7
Жыл бұрын
I gotta try it 😅
@vyse102
10 жыл бұрын
Patton, I want your input on KFC's new chicken corsage. Please, please, please make this happen. I'm begging you.
@bluetextonwhitebg
10 жыл бұрын
***** christ on a fucking cross. the only thing sadder than this is the fact that as i am typing this...THEY ARE SOLD OUT. -__-
@tylerkerr1793
9 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD THIS IS A REAL THING
@winterseyes
6 жыл бұрын
I Just saw this and I was on the floor as I'm typing this tears are in my eyes OMG!!LOLOLOL!
@clm652
3 жыл бұрын
ALL HAIL MEGA-LEG !
@RCTPatriot75
7 жыл бұрын
It's in Louisville because that multi billion dollar company Yum, is headquartered in Louisville.
@makeit7579
4 жыл бұрын
"got the eyelid boils to prove it" thats funny.
@alexandergiandettore
3 жыл бұрын
6:09 to 6:25. I laugh hysterically every time!
@Montesama314
4 жыл бұрын
It's crazy to think that a guy made millions of dollars by thinking up, "I dunno, fuck it. Just put all that shit in a bowl."
@smalllhank
5 жыл бұрын
When you get a Taco Bell add for this 😂
@johnbartlett9568
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a Big Fan
@FunnyBecauseItsTrue
8 жыл бұрын
...I miss the Double Down...
@Liquefaction
9 ай бұрын
The kfc bowl isnt about sadness, its about convenience and not dishes left over afterwards
@BigNate985
4 жыл бұрын
Still funny!!🤣🤣🤣
@masercot
5 жыл бұрын
Funny as hell...
@dontforgettolike7127
3 жыл бұрын
Who the hell has ever smiled because their meal was good?
@GoldFaceFella
5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@bomt697
4 жыл бұрын
i fucken love this story so much!!
@shadowprince4482
6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, the terrible Batman villain "Farmer Brown" is coming to real life with the Mega Leg from KFC.
@RiceDaddy-wo2fy
Жыл бұрын
I got to try that Mega Leg
@2244juniper
9 жыл бұрын
now theres the hotdog wrapped in chicken
@MortarIvy
5 жыл бұрын
“Chloe Sevigny ASS TEETH.” I choked on my cocoa Krispies.
@DoppSkates
4 жыл бұрын
Bacon flavored cocoa krispies
@chanceDdog2009
5 жыл бұрын
Because of Patton i tried KFC bowls. . Tgey should sponsor him...
@AndyHoward
3 ай бұрын
Bobble head of you is bakyard Mafia-slang "you're gonna sleep with the fishes"
@Cyge240sx
8 жыл бұрын
IMA SPLIT ACES IN MA COLON
@scooterdooter
7 жыл бұрын
S'POSSTABE YA PANCREAS
@1skcusebutuoy1
4 жыл бұрын
@@scooterdooter Yeah, you double down in your colon.
@SilverWatcher.
5 жыл бұрын
Bacon flavored sprite lmao 😆
@CeruleanFilms
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, he wasn't lying... this is the Mega Leg and they're selling it in Hong Kong. www.kfchk.com/en/new/new_81/new2_b.html
@retired4365
2 жыл бұрын
I can confirm that the kfc test kitchen store is real.
@randalalansmith9883
Жыл бұрын
It's 2023, and this is my introduction to the KFC "Famous" bowl. So glad I don't watch TV.
@Montesama314
2 жыл бұрын
The Double Down was literally a double down on their ridiculous food ideas.
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