A cow can only be tipped when it is not expecting you to, or else it will simply walk away, or correct itself by sidestepping, just like any other animal. Though a cow has bad eyesight, it actually has great hearing (as long as it's raised free in a field; pen-cows actually have hearing impairment due to the constant noise around them from mechanical equipment and the mooing of other cows. And so an awake cow cannot be tipped, it WILL notice someone creeping up on it. A sleeping cow however can absolutely be tipped because some cows (#notallcows!) sleep standing up, and the impact into the ground is likely to do internal damage, from which it dies, simply because the weight of mass is all up top and, especially for older cows, the legs barely support the weight. I grew up in the countryside and ACTUALLY did research about this for a school project when I was young by talking to actual cow-farmers. And now for my joke: cow tippers are just bull-ies.
@OnyxLink
5 жыл бұрын
What a cowtastraphe
@jm-qk2di
4 жыл бұрын
You sound fun at parties.
@J2982able
4 жыл бұрын
@You're Gonna Hate This I know this is anecdotal but myself and 3 friends tipped a cow by sneaking up on it and shoulder checking it as a group. As OP said, this kills the cow, and it isn't fast nor pretty. We thought it was gonna be funny, haha, cow fall over ... Still think about it to this day ...
@andrew-paulclements1502
3 жыл бұрын
They're M-udder-ers
@The_JRandle
3 жыл бұрын
Actually its called murder
@calvinlee8103
6 жыл бұрын
I never get cow tipping right. Is it 15%? 20%? I can never remember. I'm a terrible cow tipper. *The worst joke ever has been brought to you by; drugs! "Drugs: I'm on them!"*
@clickhere2d1e
6 жыл бұрын
GigawingsVideo sorry, quick question: do I tip American cows on the tax or take 15% of the total before tax?
@corruptedredemption736
6 жыл бұрын
meme lord both
@wmpiam
6 жыл бұрын
30% you uncultured bovine
@Arlothed1no
6 жыл бұрын
Calvin Lee Tip on the tax.
@gitgud6698
6 жыл бұрын
Tip 20% for good service 15% if it was decent service and 10% if you're a cheapskate
@R3volutionEarth
6 жыл бұрын
The cow would be unaware of the activity unless it had been previously "tipped off"
@natemmerson6849
7 жыл бұрын
What if the RCOWO is countered by the Uddertaker?
@jordanpocono5713
6 жыл бұрын
It's beef he's cooking beef.
@blackderby80
6 жыл бұрын
The rcowo is just a modified holstunner. Sorry, that's the best I have...
@jordanpocono5713
6 жыл бұрын
You should've said moodified utterstunner.
@evank8021
6 жыл бұрын
You mean the UNDERMINER
@corruptedredemption736
6 жыл бұрын
Legendary Penguin oh no wheres mister incredaBull
@matthewhay2038
6 жыл бұрын
The funniest internet argument I ever saw was from an exercise and health website and nobody could agree on how many days are in a week
@silverace4741
6 жыл бұрын
Matthew Hay what?! WHY AND HOW!?!?!??????
@micp4130
6 жыл бұрын
Yep I read that. Comedy gold.
@freewillygoss
6 жыл бұрын
Jon Bois has a video on it if anyone is interested
@jpmarshall3
6 жыл бұрын
That was just gold
@derp6764
6 жыл бұрын
bodybuilding forums, the fortnight debate, never forget
@MattMcConaha
6 жыл бұрын
This is udder devastation
@AwesomeAceZ
5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, how many bad cow wrestleing puns have you left on this video?
@thatrandomplayer8827
4 жыл бұрын
@@AwesomeAceZ bringing you back here to a bad cow pun mustve been an udder destruction of your mental state
@dumbhein6042
4 жыл бұрын
@@AwesomeAceZ Dairy annoying, isn't it
@PanzerMan332
6 жыл бұрын
Hearing the pissing in the background reminded me of the old days on Xbox Live when me and my friends would get into a party and someone would eventually go to bathroom but leave their headset on, so you could hear the sound of piss hitting the water in the background of everyone talking.
@ashleyjohansson230
6 жыл бұрын
my friend still does that on PC with his wireless headset lmao
@arokace
6 жыл бұрын
Yea, I was gonna comment something similar to Ashley Johansson. The days of wireless headsets are far from over and are actually only getting stronger, especially in the last like 3-4 years. The wireless headset game is really strong right now, to the point of hearing food being prepared to answering the door and back to whoever it is that is taking a shit and you hear the shit hitting the water. The best though, I know what you're thinking, 'how can you top someone taking a shit' but you can. The best is when you hear some sort of fight, generally domestic in nature but sometimes roommate ones happen to.
@Luxaurus
6 жыл бұрын
Panzer Man I'm that guy. Eventually my mic weakened so no one hears me piss anymore.
@wmpiam
6 жыл бұрын
This was me, not sorry.
@AnakinS86
6 жыл бұрын
I still do that to make people mad
@CorpusOrganic
7 жыл бұрын
it isn't a real sport until you try it on bulls.
@wnlnw1027
6 жыл бұрын
Death OfTime that would be a mis-steak
@LostSoulz417
6 жыл бұрын
Try it on bulls in bulls, my hometown
@colonelboris2597
6 жыл бұрын
Man ca you imagine professional gaming but they all get attacked by bulls
@if3660
5 жыл бұрын
So a bullplex?
@realchainrxn
5 жыл бұрын
My dad and Uncle hit a bull in the balls with one of the bigger marbles shot from a slingshot once.... After it fell to its knees and then got back up, it chased them through 2 fields; in which they were having to evade by jumping fences and changing directions multiple times.... All this while wearing cowboy boots and slipping in cow shit.... To hear them tell the story is hilarious.
@a.holland2262
5 жыл бұрын
Some people love silly arguments where both parties ignore the joke on purpose. Just taking stupid things seriously. It's a lot of fun, I'd join the cow argument.
@lastlife0726
5 жыл бұрын
K Håland In a way it's the purest form of sarcasm
@biggsdarklighter0473
4 жыл бұрын
Some People just wanna watch the would burn...
@allietheeditor
6 жыл бұрын
This is you at your most honest as you literally take a piss on the end card
@js-zb2rv
4 жыл бұрын
and doesn’t wash his hands 😷
@joshwilson7614
5 жыл бұрын
Kung Pow!: Enter the Fist is one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies. No shame
@JamesW81
4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesduncan6729 what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
@TTHBLOX_
4 жыл бұрын
Well it was a lot of nuts though
@burnedsquid2956
4 жыл бұрын
Eww my nipples look like milk duds.
@cjmarion6350
4 жыл бұрын
I implore you to reconsider
@JamesW81
4 жыл бұрын
@@mozxz My Assssss! Hahahaha..... Enough!
@adamperryofficial
7 жыл бұрын
Karl, I noticed that you didn't wash your hands.
@Ducktaro
5 жыл бұрын
@@stephenwaldron4213 kitchen
@brokenwave6125
5 жыл бұрын
No one does.
@jayzonedc6474
5 жыл бұрын
Who washes their hands after taking a piss? Is your dick that dirty that touching it is an issue?
@morealias
5 жыл бұрын
I always wash after taking a piss... but then my dick's been in your mom and we all know how dirty she is...
@SaviorGabriel
5 жыл бұрын
Wikipedia editors would probably make the argument that we never saw him touch anything to necessitate him washing his hands, or some shit.
@sween187
7 жыл бұрын
cow tipping, give a cow a fiver. or is it give your waiter a cow for a tip.
@sween187
7 жыл бұрын
better keep the Rock away from the cow,
@kayokay9454
6 жыл бұрын
Every time i read a title for your videos. Me:"No way." Karl: "Way."
@fen7662
6 жыл бұрын
I've had ridiculous arguments like this as a former game server moderator. It was a family friendly server, so people loved taking the piss and even if I sometimes laughed or secretly agreed with some trolls, I had to be like "no, you can't bend the rules like that."
@TheJudoJoker
7 жыл бұрын
This is up there with the "can you work out 3.5 times a week" argument on the weightlifting forum.
@kopkl1
4 жыл бұрын
Jon Bois!
@chop2218
7 жыл бұрын
Oxen Tossin?
@connorsullivan2745
4 жыл бұрын
The picture doesn’t need to be verified, it says ‘potential’, so it doesn’t matter if the cow is or isn’t actually about to get decked
@MattMcConaha
6 жыл бұрын
Stone Cold Sirloin
@SilentKiller171
3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@SP-rd2nh
7 жыл бұрын
Wow... I love this channel so much! Who know's what the hell is going to happen next!? The host sure doesn't. Awesome!
@rimmo0625
5 жыл бұрын
S P I’m only not liking this comment cause it has 69
@garrettallen7427
7 жыл бұрын
7:23 a potential unsuspecting victim
@the_goat02
5 жыл бұрын
It looked at the camera
@Fmily
6 жыл бұрын
I keep accidentally coming across your videos and then watching 15 of them in a row.
@connorkearns6111
6 жыл бұрын
Isn't the cow lying down a unsuspecting subject to cow tipping because someone could tip it back up
@CanadaJarod
7 жыл бұрын
RKOWing? Bonus points for the inevitable argument over the pronounciation of this
@bruswayn7043
6 жыл бұрын
CanadaJarod it makes me really happy to see zero people arguing about this
@user-sb8kq8dx6h
6 жыл бұрын
NinjaBeats RPG it makes me really unhappy to see zero people arguing about this
@bruswayn7043
6 жыл бұрын
gingercore69 Clearly no arguments here only politely stated comments of varying happiness levels
@user-sb8kq8dx6h
6 жыл бұрын
NinjaBeats RPG Clearly arguments here not only politely stated comments of varying unhappiness levels
@curlyfryactual
6 жыл бұрын
Chai Campbell I'm feeling fairly neutral about all of this.
@Brodysseus113
6 жыл бұрын
Cow is unsuspecting since it doesn’t know they want to RKO it. If it did know it would be running away.
@davankrueger1725
5 жыл бұрын
@@stephenwaldron4213 did you asume its gender
@phredphlintstone6455
3 жыл бұрын
Nope, cow is female. Bulls are male. Steers are eunuchs.
@MattMcConaha
6 жыл бұрын
6-1-bovine
@jamesgarlick4573
6 жыл бұрын
You know, there is no way to verify whether or not Karl Smallwood was actually peeing then or if he was just pouring a bottle of water into a bowl of water for a believable sound effect. It will remain a mystery to us...
@Sp00kyBedHair
7 жыл бұрын
Wash your hands!
@Sp00kyBedHair
7 жыл бұрын
Dirty boy.
@SteveAkaDarktimes
6 жыл бұрын
only when I piss on them.
@ghettodexter
6 жыл бұрын
Mkay don't know if you joking or seriously don't understand what you're saying... No I won't throw small samples of dirt and germs into my wounds and bloodstream, uhh so I'm not shaking hands with anyone anymore because that is just fucking sick there are people who would not wash or expose themselves to shit because they think it would make them healthier. I totally get what you saying and how our system works but trust me we have had enough small level exposures to shit and piss in our own lifetimes. We literally drink dinosaur piss and our own piss and neighbors piss and our cats piss because on a microscopic level, I mean germs and molecules are all mixing floating around and everything gets mixed up we don't need people like you walking around being walking fucking Petri dishes passing it on to us! There's certain level of exposure that's okay and then there's a certain level of exposure where you're just collecting so much fucking germs that it'll be too much for your immune system to fight off because you refused to wash your hands and you touch this dirty thing and touch that dirty thing and you're collecting all these fucking germs and next thing you know you touch a person who has a perfectly fine and strong immune system mistakenly on a recent wound. Think of you immune system like a battery and generator. As it's needed the battery is drawn from, the generator (your life force to make it simple) replenishes the battery for you immune system over time. The battery has a set rate it can recharge (create new cells) and it can discharge itself completely unfortunately it can be weakened by it's recharge rate and capacity. So, the sicker you are, the harder to get back to full capacity ending up a death spiral. To put it simple that's how it works don't cover yourself with germs folks you'll burn you battery and break your generator... Edit: no you can't increase your maximum capacity or recharge rate it's set by your metabolism and body size.
@bobbobson110
6 жыл бұрын
Before or after?
@reverendmouse9222
6 жыл бұрын
He was taught not to piss on his hands!
@johnnyboy90528
6 жыл бұрын
"Or subscribe for more great content." *The sound of pissing into a toilet*
@trustypatches4042
4 жыл бұрын
With regards to the end of the video, I always found it weird that the fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, but I have absolutely no fear of scorpions, despite turning into a 6 year old girl at the sight of a house spider
@ghostnebula8805
3 жыл бұрын
Same. I am terrified of spiders but find most scorpions awesome (the tailless scorpion freaks me out).
@MattMcConaha
6 жыл бұрын
Bull Nelson
@SamFran
6 жыл бұрын
Matt McConaha Calf Nelson
@craiglyr9606
6 жыл бұрын
Matt McConaha calf nelson
@craiglyr9606
6 жыл бұрын
Dammit
@SamFran
6 жыл бұрын
Tristan Ruchert Yep, two weeks too late. But good shout though.
@pchurch4973
5 жыл бұрын
Calf Nelson
@misschief4283
5 жыл бұрын
I live next to a field and when I park up the young cows come over to have a look and because I always give their heads a good scratch they always come over and pop their heads over the wall when they see my car park up, once my mechanic was returning my car to my drive and he nearly shit himself when he turned to get out only to have 5 cows peering in the window at him :) Also cows kill more people annually than sharks.
@RoadRunnerLaser
4 жыл бұрын
1:53 Missed an opportunity there, Karl. "Start this MOOvement" ;)
@mcmuggin8075
5 жыл бұрын
That gif made me laugh so much it cured all my illnesses.
@ValensBellator
4 жыл бұрын
I love the Wikipedia post at 5:55 “This is idiotic” lol
@ryancashwell7574
6 жыл бұрын
I'm drinking watching you drink and talk shit, I love it
@Magmaxyz
6 жыл бұрын
that guy like being at the pub
@barowt
6 жыл бұрын
He has a beer, right?
@reginaldsidney3927
5 жыл бұрын
@@barowt yes
@X2O962
6 жыл бұрын
Bovine beat-down
@therocknrollmillennial535
4 жыл бұрын
Over 2 years late, but... 2:54. That's just called a job, Karl.
@reinhardsrensen747
6 жыл бұрын
gotta love that cow k.o editing
@deathwish4922
6 жыл бұрын
Reinhard Sørensen cow o
@MattMcConaha
6 жыл бұрын
The People's Tbone
@Infernoraptor
7 жыл бұрын
And I thought you were taking the piss before this video....
@Rachel-sw2pw
6 жыл бұрын
If I could get paid to argue semantics about cows I ABSOLUTELY WOULD
@CinereoTheRogue
5 жыл бұрын
Hands down the epitome of a “like/comment/subscribe” bit, an absolutely perfect unironic metaphor for how the channel feels about doing that bit in general. Which, in my case, was ironically the best way to get me to do some such number of the actions.
@Memes4Sale
7 жыл бұрын
RK-Cowing. That should be where we head with this new thang that has been born from this vid.
@MattMcConaha
6 жыл бұрын
Attimoo'd adjustment
@justinlegg782
6 жыл бұрын
Matt McConah well played
@kuleguy2010
2 жыл бұрын
That piss take killed me 🤣🤣🤣 I love this channel
@snipa298
6 жыл бұрын
That end killed it. You've earned my like.
@ryanthomson6756
6 жыл бұрын
Beeftista Bomb
@Pstephen9
7 жыл бұрын
you get a like form me, for having a beer at 2 in the afternoon.
@mrs.wontkins9294
4 жыл бұрын
I keep thinking of Beavis and Butthead Cow tipping and how gruesome that little adventure was.
@oz-1037
4 жыл бұрын
I love when I stumble upon a channel, like the episode I saw, then end up binging it for days
@ValensBellator
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I love how many valid and interesting arguments about the nature of Wikipedia itself arose from such a silly initial contribution lol
@hanskywalker9552
6 жыл бұрын
"It's HBK from behind with that Sweet Chin Moooosic!"
@colemyhre8332
4 жыл бұрын
I've probably watched around 50 or so of your videos, and up untill about 30 seconds ago I could've sworn the channel name was Fact Friend, and now I'm gonna lose sleep
@BlackDaffodil23
6 жыл бұрын
I have fallen down a hole of your videos and I can't crawl out. Subscribed.
@baxtwelvenelmes5538
7 жыл бұрын
awesome shit bro! but can you turn your volume up when you upload videos please man..
@demonflowerchild
7 жыл бұрын
OMG the gif! Lmfao
@kurumachikuroe442
6 жыл бұрын
This is the sort of argument you expect of 2 hypersmart ultragalactic entities in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
@tayvinkierstead1917
5 жыл бұрын
This channel needs more recognition 😂
@timothygeorge5806
4 жыл бұрын
Karl Smallwood talking about RKO-ing cows? *How Dair-he*
@Roxanneredpanda
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@stargateproductions
6 жыл бұрын
You can't tip a cow, they are like 500-1500 pounds depending on breed and age. Also cows sleep lying down.
@mondaysinsanity8193
6 жыл бұрын
stargateproductions well cows can be super docile so maybe they tried to tip him and he just kinda layed down as a fuck you
@everest7719
6 жыл бұрын
I went through the edit history of the article and they have also had this argument multiple times.
@kidlos3r634
6 жыл бұрын
*cough* baby cow *cough* professional wait lifter *cough cough cough* (and mabye the cow was day dreaming if they can)
@stargateproductions
6 жыл бұрын
@@andrewsnyder9301 cows will shift their weight as you push them.
@stargateproductions
6 жыл бұрын
@@andrewsnyder9301 It wouldn't actually work.
@flaurne
6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes he holds the beer as if to give Hulk a sip. It makes me happy.
@ThriftStoreHacker
6 жыл бұрын
You must be a good fighter to get past my cow. -Evil Betty
@oliverhees4076
7 жыл бұрын
RKBovine
@lenamason3862
6 жыл бұрын
Out of COWhere
@hakenbacker
6 жыл бұрын
Lena Mason that sounds like a shitty farm food shop
@pitboy6301
6 жыл бұрын
Cowt of nowhere
@naomhangreaney1255
4 жыл бұрын
i went cow tipping with some friends and to be completely honest i don't know how they do it in movies because as soon as you tip it, it becomes extremely pissed, will make a lot of noise and probably chase you
@mangrove
5 жыл бұрын
My roommate from university has been dicking around with the Wikipedia page of former NBA player Chris Kaman for nearly 16 years. Kaman played at our university, and the roommate kept changing the page to say that Kaman wanted to play professional basketball in order to fund a chicken farm. Kaman even addressed that in a newspaper interview, yet you go onto his Wiki today, it's there.
@sulle9818
6 жыл бұрын
RKO Cowt of nowhere
@RAD-RC
7 жыл бұрын
RKCowing
@johnathanfindlay9112
Жыл бұрын
It is now my headcannon that Crowley from Good Omens is the one who put up the pictures and captions. Just two more nundges towards the apocalypse.
@Confluence358
6 жыл бұрын
I ended up on the Wiki page for "outhouse tipping" and on it, there's a picture of an outhouse with the caption "a potential unsuspecting victim."
@MattMcConaha
6 жыл бұрын
Chuckslam
@rydemk4168
6 жыл бұрын
And I thought i commented on the same video too much
@TheGanjologist
6 жыл бұрын
damn you took mine lol
@matthewgreen8264
6 жыл бұрын
God damn if vine wasn't gone this would work... R.K.Bo-vine
@grannykensbest2939
3 жыл бұрын
When tipped over all cows struggle to get back up but most of them manage eventually....apparantly
@DistortedBird
6 жыл бұрын
This episode must have had some of your funniest banter in it. I laughed so hard that I had to comment on a video that is almost a year old. Good job.
@brandonferrell8819
7 жыл бұрын
Rkowing
@axelolord
6 жыл бұрын
It's just called Bulling. Duh.
@allanjmcpherson
4 жыл бұрын
For a moment there, I couldn't tell if he was actually taking a piss or just taking the piss 😂😂😂
@Skuiggly
6 жыл бұрын
you should talk about the wikipedia discussion about the guy named Guy Standing with a picture of him sitting
@jonathanbetenbender307
6 жыл бұрын
4:46 thank me later
@demonflowerchild
7 жыл бұрын
Can we see what Brad looks like?
@redtapionellice5352
5 жыл бұрын
No
@soupisfornoobs4081
3 жыл бұрын
No
@G2N3A
6 жыл бұрын
This channel is underrated as fuck and it doesn’t matter if it became the most subscribed channel in KZitem, it’s will always be underrated
@IceRiver1020
6 жыл бұрын
In the regards to the arachnophobia thing, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
@good_lucko
7 жыл бұрын
I wish i could give you 5 quid aye - but i cant. so if i can pay you something - share with me a challenge to teach my 16mo year daughter a word or phrase..she's pretty good at farm animals, colours, birds, airplanes, the good stuff. :) maybe something odd or cliche! even w/o the response - love your work.
@Mafootion
6 жыл бұрын
I like the name of RKowO but I prefer Al Cowpowning.
@BradSimkiss
4 жыл бұрын
Arachnophobia isn't just a fear of spiders it's a fear of all arachnids
@professordruid4495
4 жыл бұрын
Instead of RKO out of nowhere, it's RKO on this cow here
@baxtwelvenelmes5538
7 жыл бұрын
legend!! haha you pull off what pewdiepie trys to do
@SuperPlayz
4 жыл бұрын
Once I came across an agreement on Wikipedia on if they should uncapitalize the P in NBA Playoffs
@turtleboy4111
11 ай бұрын
I love going back and watching these old episodes. So funny 😂
@wherewolves7741
5 жыл бұрын
I got an ad for beef before this.
@grinreaperoftrolls7528
5 жыл бұрын
Steak down. Steak out. Burger flipping.
@SeanLKearns
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who grew up in a rural community. "Cow tipping" is plausible deniability speak for picking mushrooms.
@thedarkdoggy
2 жыл бұрын
the subtitles give us many great ideas for possible rko cow words, like "ark halloween" captions cannot understand drunk carl.
@evanbarclay5359
4 жыл бұрын
I'm sad that my first thought was that he wasn't unsuspecting because he was looking at him
@danielocegueda5513
4 жыл бұрын
I wanna hear Brad dub over narration in an old Lego commercial
@Rebecca-lk7rz
6 жыл бұрын
This takes the 3 minute jackcepticeye piss break to a whole other level
@Haggispk
6 жыл бұрын
Didn't wash hands... that makes the bit way funnier haha
@iSkyn3t
5 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious, even the end! I'm crying from laughing so hard xD
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