Literally so true and i can’t get over how funny jimmy is 😂😭
@HuntressWorgon
7 ай бұрын
To be fair, dog groomers have to deal with washing, drying, brushing the coat, trimming the coat, clipping nails, and plenty of other things, all on an animal with much more surface area of hair to deal with AND on top of that, for a lot of dogs having to deal with their aggression or ones that move constantly or shit when they are nervous and all sorts of other lovely things, so they definitely need to be paid more than human hairdressers lmao
@vanessagoddess1
7 ай бұрын
I get a half head of foils, a tint, a cut (usually a trim rather than full cut) a shampoo, conditioner and treatment and a blow dry and my hairdresser charges $340. Granted, my hair is down to my shoulder-blades And am sure your pooches don't look like they've had a $15 haircut, lol
@StarkRG
7 ай бұрын
Yeah, that's really the only one I disagreed with here. Everything else is pretty spot-on. We need medicare for pets.
@jacobburns2975
7 ай бұрын
I still can’t believe that I watched this guy with my kids as jimmy giggle now I watch him as adult comedian.
@12yearmindlegostopmotion
7 ай бұрын
Can't believe my childhood hero Simba has been reduced to cat food 😔
@fionadavey6859
7 ай бұрын
Sell me your kidney ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That was hilarious 🤣 Thanks Jimmy 🦴🦴🦴
@DarkMatterZine
7 ай бұрын
Funny because it’s true. Now do one where it’s a normal person v NDIS. Like, if companies know the NDIS is paying, they charge more. I noticed that on a cleaners’ website: they came right out and said “this is the standard fee, this is the NDIS fee”. Silkie, my seeing eye dog, is glad we don’t have to declare she’s an NDIS dog when we buy her food and toys.
@codeninja99
7 ай бұрын
Hearing jimmy say "reverse cowgirl" fucking had me, this man went from my childhood to the best f#cking comedian ever
@thebestmustang
7 ай бұрын
It’s so true though! I can buy like a weeks worth of food for the price of a few cans of dog food
@bilindalaw-morley161
7 ай бұрын
On a serious note after my son paid $94 dollars for his dog to get "amoxicillin", a common human antibiotic, my pharmacist told me next time get the vet to write a script, and it would cost about $30, same with tranqs. She said if it was for something they didnt have a human equivalent for, he could just go back n get the script filled at the vet.
@bilindalaw-morley161
7 ай бұрын
So happy to see new vids! I've missed you. Jimmy.
@lady_bexy
7 ай бұрын
Damn, this hits hard!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cassandrakarpinski9416
7 ай бұрын
Knick knack paddy whack will NEVER be the same after this 😂😂😂
@Grumpy.Old.Man.
7 ай бұрын
Wait till they find out that your dog wants to get married. $$$$$$
@ceeemm1901
7 ай бұрын
This is a clip from the New York Times in 2022- (note the 25 grand cost...only in Gimmickland) "On Dec. 4, 2021, Twixie and Cowboy, both 2-year-old Brussels Griffons, were married at the Dallas home of the bride (Twixie), in the backyard. She wore an appliquéd lace bodice with a ruffle of layered tulle at the waist. The groom donned a handmade silk-cotton tuxedo and top hat. In front of a makeshift chapel set up for the occasion, a ceremony was led by Sam Palmeter, whose Brussels Griffon, Grinch, attended and is a friend of the couple. Fig, another Brussels Griffon, served as a flower girl. Later, four-legged guests enjoyed a meal of puppy chow from Vestals Catering in Dallas (which also caters events for humans), as well as a puppuccino bar and activities including a ball pit. The nuptials cost about $25,000. Twixie’s owner, Tara Helwig, 37, a fitness coach in Dallas, and Cowboy’s owner, Makayla Wilson, 22, an epidemiology data analyst in Phoenix, split the bill. The two and their canines met at a Brussels Griffon hangout in February 2021. The dogs soon became “boyfriend and girlfriend,” said Ms. Helwig, who started planning the wedding with Ms. Wilson after the owners and their pets visited each others’ homes. Of the 40 Brussels Griffons invited, 37 attended. “It just turned out to be way grander than anticipated,” Ms. Helwig said. Ms. Wilson, who handled the guest list, said that she and Ms. Helwig intended to throw “the most epic dog wedding.” We were not just going to do a photo shoot,” she added. “We wanted to do more than that.”
@susanlisson7066
7 ай бұрын
The “reverse cowgirl ones!” 😂😂😂
@CruzR1111
7 ай бұрын
I don’t have kids or dogs so this is surprising to me. I’ve heard of the pink tax but a fur tax?! 😂 “We don’t need the doggy style treats you prefer the reverse cow girls ones anyway don’t you?!” 😮 🤣 😂 I did a double take on that one and had to rewind. You’re a funny bugger. 😆
@chrisbutton9974
7 ай бұрын
Hahaha........I've been saying this ridiculous cost rort for years!!! Awesome Jimmy. Couldn't agree more Jimmy.
@mjustjeanette7026
7 ай бұрын
Thank you, Jimmy, I really needed that laugh.
@gary3074
7 ай бұрын
Here because Taskmaster Aus playing in NZ. Not regretting it. Reverse cowgirl 😂😂 gold
@debaffleck443
7 ай бұрын
🤣🫣I did not realise it 😳 was like this for pet owners- eeesh sounds a bit like pink test
@michelecollin6150
7 ай бұрын
Simba also makes dog food. I've found both the dog food and the cat food at the Reject Shop.
@jessicam6881
5 ай бұрын
So many places where this applies. My mom was in the craft section at Walmart looking for a box with compartments to store her jewelry in. They were all over $15. As she was trying to figure out if the cheapest one was worth it I decided to go over to the outdoor department because to me those boxes looked very similar to a tackle box. Sure enough I found tackle boxes the were essentially the same thing except you could make the compartment bigger or smaller & they were only about $5. She bought the tackle box.
@abbyrose466
7 ай бұрын
I’m a subscriber I love your videos! THIS IS SOOO TRUE! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@EmmaMorrison-du9kk
7 ай бұрын
So true like on point tho. Have you seen the prices of dog harnesses in Australia or a leash its so expensive!!
@Celeste-in-Oz
7 ай бұрын
I KNOW what the fuck is with pet food?! It’s actually cheaper to get my dog & cats human meat… 😳 ..not human meat …you know what I mean
@iandobbin8068
7 ай бұрын
Cat in a can, and it will save your curtains, furniture and make your home smell better. 5 stars.
@viviansteward
7 ай бұрын
Exactly. I hate how goddamn expensive things are for pets. More and more it seems having children and/or pets is a luxury only those with lots of money can afford.
@michaelimpey1407
7 ай бұрын
Oh sooooo true.
@traceylawrance5346
5 ай бұрын
I know. Its insane....you are so switched on!!!
@bishkahunter7197
7 ай бұрын
$85 hair cut for my medium sized dog and his worming tablets are $123 and that’s on special….he does quite like Combanrum (?) when I worm the kids though so that’s good….
@The_Slavstralian
7 ай бұрын
Almost everything in a pet shop is insanely overpriced.
@olib774
7 ай бұрын
Hilarious but so real..unfortunately...
@donnajohansson4105
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Donkeysballs
6 ай бұрын
My collar was way more than that
@boultonzak
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mjustjeanette7026
7 ай бұрын
Who's the one canned in deepest, darkest aisle 9, Who's the one that brought Davo's fame, Who's the one who's the tastiest treat, Simba, the canned lion, is his name... #Parody I blame Jimmy and a child hood spent watching Kimba the white lion.
@dylanwebb421
7 ай бұрын
So Simba becomes catfood? Always wondered about the origins of Petstock. Turn your pet into stock which all the family can enjoy? Repurpose the family pet. Surely not.
@gabbyb7342
7 ай бұрын
We are being ripped off!!
@ceeemm1901
7 ай бұрын
The guy who invented pet accessories is the same guy that invented Pet Rocks. I wonder what stooge he has next up his sleeve, because there's a sucker born every minute.
@breezy1233
6 ай бұрын
Out of everything you said the only one I disagree with is the grooming joke. I’m a groomer and this morning I had to do a dog that acted like a wildcat on the table. Doing backflips, biting, shitting on me, you name it she did it. I definitely earned my measly $60 today. She took 2 hrs to groom and my arms are covered in scratches. So glad I’m finished for the day an am enjoying a glass of wine. Groomers spend their whole day on their feet dodging being bit, we deserve more than what we charge.
@kidsyoutube6152
7 ай бұрын
If you own a dog, or cat and you treat them like people then you deserve to be ripped off.
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