At the end I was like "Wow Conan is shorter than him. I wonder how tall is Pete Holmes." 10 seconds later : "Googled it. 6' 5"
@FantasyFilms100
2 жыл бұрын
He's 6"6
@Tonyhouse1168
6 ай бұрын
6’7”?
@videoshomepage
2 жыл бұрын
Conan's voice crack at the end...
@nofixeddestination5001
2 жыл бұрын
T'was a yodel, good sir.
@ivrogggg
2 жыл бұрын
kancas
@demiiiii
2 жыл бұрын
5:55
@sproesser1
2 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this comment is, that Pete finishes his standup routine, and there’s a few moments before Conan’s voice cracks. After the routine was over I looked down at the first comment, and then I get to hear the voice crack which makes it even funnier.
@jsccs1
Жыл бұрын
Glad that was the top comment
@JohnnyBRad
2 жыл бұрын
Man this is still one of my all time favorite bits. I’ll never forget where Tom Petty is from
@Diesel257
2 жыл бұрын
Me either but I'm from the same town. Gainesville btw.
@SeraphsWitness
10 ай бұрын
Rainesville?@@Diesel257
@Kp-pk9nl
2 жыл бұрын
It’s a shame pete holmes show got canceled. Pete’s bit about robert dinero in the irishman is like gumbo is freaking hilarious af
@briteboy6131
2 жыл бұрын
Hearing other comedians completely roast the host of a late night talk show was genius and never got old
@JoshBurcham104
2 жыл бұрын
We got Crashing so I think it worked out. Pete Holmes show is a gem though
@dakoreandude
2 жыл бұрын
Gumby. Gumbo is a soup.
@Kp-pk9nl
2 жыл бұрын
@@dakoreandude lol just realized that
@nonterrestriaI
Жыл бұрын
Why did he get cancelled? Just found this guy today.
@RandyJames22
2 жыл бұрын
To me, Google Is Ruining Our Lives is one of the most quintessentially profound comedy bits of all time.
@Rhewin
2 жыл бұрын
The fact this was 11 years ago makes me feel like I'm a literal withering corpse
@360.Tapestry
10 ай бұрын
but of course you are. we all are. let's just ride the conveyor belt of time
@Rhewin
10 ай бұрын
@@360.Tapestry oh, I’ve found the secrets to immortality and eternal happiness in the last year. I’d explain, but then I’d be mortal again. But thanks for the concern!
@360.Tapestry
10 ай бұрын
@@Rhewin then we won't be seeing you at the afterparty. enjoy your secrets
@Rhewin
10 ай бұрын
@@360.Tapestry Here's a hint: it mainly has to do with hermit crabs.
@treetrain
Жыл бұрын
I'm eatin' gummybears as he said, "I don't trust adults who eat candy" lol and I'm 38
@Tonyhouse1168
5 ай бұрын
“But treetrain, can we trust him?”
@KornholeMcKobb
2 жыл бұрын
Ive never seen Pete bomb.... He may starts slow.... But his bit is always clever and he knows how to use a touch of Dorkiness.
@yenasung
2 жыл бұрын
“The time between not knowing and knowing is so brief that knowing feels exactly like not knowing. So life is meaningless!”
@SeanShank87
2 жыл бұрын
I like the '' where's tom petty from '' there was a time where if you didn't know you just didn't know! lolol Being a 80's baby it's super relatable.
@360.Tapestry
10 ай бұрын
because the action portion of learning has been greatly abbreviated
@MsDrunkendave
2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else google, "how do they make glass" immediately after he said that?
@GeoffBosco
Жыл бұрын
No. I have aproximate knowledge of a great many things.
@user-gs2ou7gp2v
2 жыл бұрын
Him doing HR for Street Fighter. And firing the Ex-men....GOOGLE THAT!!
@BrianSmith-ez9kj
2 жыл бұрын
Those Street Fighter Bits were excellent
@AkiroKiro
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, i was thinking that's a random reupload, but turns out the middle part was missing from the set in the older video. I never knew they cut parts from standup sets, and also why? That bit is brilliant!
@doobiesnax9238
2 жыл бұрын
could've been cut for time for tv, now it's the full uncut set
@DancingSk3L3tons
11 ай бұрын
Damn it!!!! I will never be able to add a slice of cheese to ANYTHING without singing that fkn song now 😂🤣 thanx Pete 👍 oh, and I'm a chef by trade so my employees will be hating life soon
@bigneon_glitter
2 жыл бұрын
"Seriously, Kyle, the ottoman _is_ decorative" Dead.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
2 жыл бұрын
omg so he's the one that did this. I've referenced the Tom Petty/Google thing for years and never recalled who the comedian was. Also now I know it's been 11 years. Wow.
@7sevensevern
Жыл бұрын
He just gave me the words to express to myself the hole in my being that I didnt have in the past.
@SeraphsWitness
10 ай бұрын
It's sad and true. There's a lot of value in just not knowing something.
@anthonysorendino
2 жыл бұрын
That little bit of Batman that comes out at 1:30 🦇
@collybeans586
2 жыл бұрын
Lol that was NOT what I thought it was gonna be about especially since google is actually ruining our lives.. 🤣😂
@TheLastSaneAmerican
2 жыл бұрын
That was some quality comedy. Didn’t feel forced, was actually fun and made us laugh.
@360.Tapestry
10 ай бұрын
pete makes conan look normal height
@BakersBiscuit
2 жыл бұрын
I have also asked the same Google questions... 😂
@michaelpipkin9942
2 жыл бұрын
Please look up Pete Holmes skits from his show. Ex-Men, BadMan, almost all of them are hilarious.
@OrangeAgent5
2 жыл бұрын
Everytime now I see content on Team Coco from ancient guests, I get shocked and check, if they recently died...
@lindaguss9124
Жыл бұрын
Tom Petty...from Gainesville, Florida. Love you Pete Holmes!
@buffoonoutdoors
11 ай бұрын
"She saw a hole in me." That made me spit out my drink laughing. 😂
@kinsmed
9 ай бұрын
If you've recently discovered Pete Holmes, you need to see his series "Crashing".
@Tonyhouse1168
5 ай бұрын
Joke’s on you, I ruined my life WAY before google had a chance
@forsakenmagic
2 жыл бұрын
I had to look it up - Gainesville Florida, hahahaha!!!
@ssl3546
2 жыл бұрын
His Batman will never be surpassed. RIP
@Phornax7
2 жыл бұрын
You scared me. I thought we lost Pete.
@brandonvang9464
2 жыл бұрын
He's back!!
@MaeV808
2 жыл бұрын
I was in high-school when this aired and I feel ancient now. Also Google knowledge still doesn't make me feel smart. I often forget trivia knowledge I google ... like even same day sometimes.
@corybiodrowski9787
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's kinda the point he's making...
@karolzurek3407
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, better than other comedy shows since 1993, keep it up!
@rumbcumba
Жыл бұрын
Guess u haven’t watched George Carlin…
@puertoriconnect4611
2 жыл бұрын
He right about google though.
@susanlisson7066
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao he’s right. That yearning feeling for general, trivial knowledge is gone. 😂 Only stating this as I grew up in he era of ‘before’ the internet when we needed to go to libraries to research things. lol
@scooterss2112
Жыл бұрын
And most likely you wouldn't find anything about Tom Petty.
@SeraphsWitness
10 ай бұрын
That's the kicker. There was really no way to discover where Tom Petty was from. Yea, you could go pick up a book about the Civil War and learn all kinds of details. But any kind of recent trivia or pop culture info was just almost entirely lost.@@scooterss2112
@kpr2
2 жыл бұрын
So... who else Googled Tom Petty to see where he was from? Just me?! :D PS: Why so many comments RIP poor Pete? He's alive & well.
@patrickmorgan4006
2 жыл бұрын
No, I already knew where he was from.
@MertBSerin
2 жыл бұрын
This reminded me of the slogan of Haribo! Kids and grown-ups love it so - the happy world of Haribo.
@Guyonnn
11 ай бұрын
I once tried thinking of a movie title for three weeks and refused to look it up. Then walking in a Walmart, I saw it in the movie section and screamed at the top of my lungs, “Arlington Road!”.
@KanalDerGutenSache
2 жыл бұрын
Pete Holmes was a great person. May he rest in peace.
@adl4231
2 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@lickitysplit3575
2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA what
@MrKasa1989
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao he's not dead.
@wadebrown70
2 жыл бұрын
(...Googling this statement...)
@AntonStruzik
2 жыл бұрын
If that is a reference to his last joke it’s clever
@user-wv5gv3dw5u
2 жыл бұрын
This bit aged like wine
@phaedrawidney5246
2 жыл бұрын
So true Pete. 👍
@toytripperv8488
2 жыл бұрын
Look its Badman!!!
@willt.9654
10 ай бұрын
I think about this bit all the time.
@uglyboi4841
2 жыл бұрын
Conan sounds like a yodeler saying goodnight everybody
@listentofin
2 жыл бұрын
Pete Holmes everybodEE
@TheSantaCruzJokerShow
Жыл бұрын
I am 33 and currently eating candy while watching this
@Dankcatvacs
2 жыл бұрын
picl up a [iece of yard weed and ask people what is it? ( idk) google usually knows
@seanwebb605
2 жыл бұрын
Who got the Andy Rooney reference?
@colonelkurtz2269
Жыл бұрын
A certain percentage Googled Andy Rooney. 😅
@clicheguevara5282
2 жыл бұрын
“We’d say it was for work, but... no.”
@jeflightfoot6890
2 жыл бұрын
I love Pete!! I got the "You Made It Weird" podcast logo tattooed on me.
@varo10512
2 жыл бұрын
Mistake!
@theend2353
2 жыл бұрын
Rip Tom Petty.
@xDRAGOSLAVx
Жыл бұрын
Where is Tom Petty from? LOL!!!!
@jhandle900
2 жыл бұрын
Damn this is so old lol love Pete though.
@pgee1errrr92
Жыл бұрын
Truth hidden in projected comedy.
@Brutuscomedy
5 ай бұрын
I'm seeing this video thanks to Google.
@juiceboxbzrk
8 ай бұрын
This really made me want a fun dip
@JamJim
2 жыл бұрын
3:16
@leonardstilwell1894
2 жыл бұрын
Immediately likeable
@demetristimonwolf5030
Жыл бұрын
Go Team Coco
@BennyGuns84
2 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@fellowdanbarber3323
2 жыл бұрын
My man is not missing many meals lol
@patrickmorgan4006
2 жыл бұрын
The oversized shirt didn't help.
@bobby_bouche
2 жыл бұрын
he has a look of john ritter
@unmasteredEP
Жыл бұрын
I love Pete Holmes. Comedic genius.
@hirsch4155
Жыл бұрын
Love this guy, he’s actually cool because he knows how to make fun of himself and it’s funny
@chrissiemens
Жыл бұрын
me at 4:53 *googles “who is andy rooney”
@franknabozny6062
Жыл бұрын
It's John Ritter
@owen1218
2 жыл бұрын
thumbs up if you googled "how do they make glass" after watching this
@LaidbakZak
8 ай бұрын
Pete was large
@TheGigantomachia
8 ай бұрын
Genius
@redrick8900
4 ай бұрын
Stole this from Marc Maron.
@moneymikz
2 жыл бұрын
If you looked at Val Kilmer now, you would assume this is what he looked like in the 80/90s and not Iceman/Batman
@PakRT48
2 жыл бұрын
Would've been perfect if after saying "Your wedding song was 'Refugee'" 5:40-5:43 he repeated what he did 3:15-3:22
@joshv4982
2 жыл бұрын
Too white for my taste... hes funny tho
@anurai1
2 жыл бұрын
So this is either him being i his amateur state. OR! he is such a genius that he is making this akward for us and on himself on purpose cuz he enjoys that type of akward/cringy comedy!
@charleswood2066
8 ай бұрын
It's the latter. He's just kind of like that.
@kimchipho447
7 ай бұрын
I hate the fact that ppl laugh about this for some reason
@tonyc9460
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. RIP Pete.
@vegas629am
2 жыл бұрын
He died?
@kpr2
2 жыл бұрын
@@vegas629am He's fine :D
@donaldwood7449
2 жыл бұрын
This guy is not funny. I’m seriously kinda in a bad mood now
@NickNicometi
2 жыл бұрын
3 minutes in... Haven't laughed once.
@Octamed
2 жыл бұрын
That's your problem surely?
@NickNicometi
2 жыл бұрын
@@Octamed Guarantee this guy won't become a household name.
@patrickmorgan4006
2 жыл бұрын
Not his best stuff. I didn't think it was funny at all until he took the imaginary bite of the imaginary candy necklace. That got a chuckle out of me. That was about it.
@neilkristjansson8477
2 жыл бұрын
@@NickNicometi Pete Holmes already has a substantial following lol. I don't think he needs Nick "Emojis That Imply I'm An Artist" Nicometi's blessing to have a fulfilling career.
@aarondaniels8428
2 жыл бұрын
Conan was bullshitting him
@jonfee5081
2 жыл бұрын
I am early
@gunchap
2 жыл бұрын
this is bad and shouldn't be aired.
@jaymacdizzle6793
2 жыл бұрын
Pathetic comedy
@NoaLives79
2 жыл бұрын
Yesss! My mornings have been like that for at least 10 years now. And I'm a 42 year old single woman. I had no chance against the technology.
@ashutoshavasekar2260
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly 💯 if Life was not so simple it could have been more wonderful 🤔 may be idk
@mh2120
2 жыл бұрын
Oh God, why did you guys reupload this? Did Pete die? Please tell me this isn't how I find out
@evenflowsteven
2 жыл бұрын
Love the Conan voice crack at 5:55. 😂
@walnuthead
2 жыл бұрын
Wow that is just amazing lmao
@miked.3673
Жыл бұрын
EverybodEEH
@reko3103
2 жыл бұрын
The self-reflecting clairvoyance of Pete is astounding
@Rapamaru
2 жыл бұрын
5:54 Conan's starting a yodeling
@ekrizo8822
2 жыл бұрын
40
@Emeraldheart1234
4 ай бұрын
I'm pleased to meet you bro 🙏 really
@bemtikru
Жыл бұрын
Pete Holmes, everybod-EE!
@relaxedphylax
2 жыл бұрын
RIP Pete Holmes 💀
@jasonwheeler7545
2 жыл бұрын
How do people find this funny?
@MuhammadEgypt
2 жыл бұрын
Try again, man! Seinfeld nailed standing up hands down.
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